I got this off some website somewhere.  I'm sure the same kind of answers appear in other regions.  :P


The following are all replies that Canadian women have put on
Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's
details:
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Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was
fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the
father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same
night.

I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was
being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I
can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at
the party if this helps.

I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected
sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so
good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father can
you send me his phone number?

Thanks.I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He
drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the
door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this
area and see if he's had it replaced.I have never had sex with a
man.

Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him
can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?

From the dates it seems that my daughter, she was conceived at
Euro Disney; Maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom. So much about
that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is
Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If
I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the
party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized.

I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all
when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you
fart.

This reminds me of those stipid "DNA Shows" that they do on Judge Hatchet and Maury Povich.

They had this one tramp on there... they tested the alleged father and the test came out that the was NOT the father.  

And he was the FIFTH GUY that they had tested for her.  :P She was bawling her eyes out.  Maury said "we will test anyone else you think is the father", and she said, "Maury, now I know FOR SURE who the father is".

I wonder what the black community thinks about these "DNA Shows".  By my estimate, about 75% of the people on the "DNA Shows" are black.  (I do not know if this represents the statistics of DNA testing by race)  All this does is reflect poorly on the black community.  Why does this dirty laundry have to air in public?  Have people no shame? (that goes for blacks and whites on these shows).

One thing I gotta admit.  It must be VERY INEXPENSIVE to produce a "DNA Show".  I mean, the DNA tests are donated by the testing lab in exchange for a plug when they roll the credits, and the there appears to be no script.  :-/

That sounds like a really weird show.  Like the (un)reality shows plagueing our airwaves right now (I hope ET's aren't pointing their radio telescopes our way  :P) it seems like the basic tenent to these shows are one of humiliation.  It really shows how we stand as a civilization.  Go figure, eh.. <shrug>