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And I was just wondering, is that Michael Jackson in kellykoop's picture?  
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LOL!  No, but there is sort of a scary resemblance, now that you mention it.  ;D

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There was a British movie called 'Bend it like Beckham'. It was basically about an asian girl that wanted to be a part of the girls football team but was hindered by her domineering parents - I thought it was quite hokey and showed David Beckham about a couple of minutes from the end in a shameless cameo.

I loved the first half hour of 'Jeepers Creepers' until the part where the 'man' got up after being run over several times. When we realised he was a demon, I lost interest and the whole thing turned into a slasher film.
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I actually thought that movie was quite entertaining (Bend It Like Beckham.)

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There was a British movie called 'Bend it like Beckham'. It was basically about an asian girl that wanted to be a part of the girls football team but was hindered by her domineering parents - I thought it was quite hokey and showed David Beckham about a couple of minutes from the end in a shameless cameo.
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Bend It Like Beckham... huh.  I haven't seen it, but it's been getting GREAT reviews in the States, and it looks to become the biggest British film in the US since The Full Monty.

The worst I've seen... probably Tomb Raider, which was interminably BORING, and considering how great the original concept was (Angelina Jolie in skimpy outfits), that's simply unforgivable.

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I heard "Glitter" was pretty poor :P
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No, I've seen Glitter a few times and it's not so bad. I think certain people wanted the movie to flop on purpose for certain reasons. The movie is really kind of sad.

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Fast and the Furious, and I also hated Jeepers Creepers, I don't understand why they are making a sequel.  The only cool part of Jeepers Creepers was that the guy got killed in the end, he totally deserved it, he was a moron!  He sees some guy puting a dead boy through a hole in the ground, so he decides to go crawl in there!  Who would actually do something that stupid???
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Fast and the Furious may have my vote.  It was a story about the dumbest and ineffective undercover cop ever portrayed on film.  1st he suspected the wrong group of hoodlums, then helps the head of the crime syndicate he's investigating kill others and attempt to escape.  
DUMB! :P

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There was a British movie called 'Bend it like Beckham'. It was basically about an asian girl that wanted to be a part of the girls football team but was hindered by her domineering parents - I thought it was quite hokey and showed David Beckham about a couple of minutes from the end in a shameless cameo.


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I saw that movie, on an airplane. It was lame... :(

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I actually thought that movie was quite entertaining (Bend It Like Beckham.)
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I'm glad you enjoyed it Jimmy J.  :)

It isn't my type of film.

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I actually thought that movie was quite entertaining (Bend It Like Beckham.)
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I liked it quite a bit too.  I dont consider it hokey at all.  It was certainly one of the better sports movies Ive ever seen.  Plus it also stars Keira Knightley!!    ;)

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"Pootietang" (dumb movie, dumb title)
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i forgot about that one!  i kind of thought it was intentionally stupid though.

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No, I've seen Glitter a few times and it's not so bad. I think certain people wanted the movie to flop on purpose for certain reasons. The movie is really kind of sad.
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It did pretty poorly in the box office though. :( :(

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i don't know how many of you play dungeons and dragons but the much anticipated fan movie "dungeons and dragons" has to be the worst movie of it's genre. i mean red sonja had more fantasy elements to it.End Quote

Yes it most definitely was.  It had a lame storyline, poor dialogue, lousy character development, weak cast/acting (except possibly Jeremy Irons).  Plus, actually after years of waiting for someone to come out with a D&D movie this one was pure CRAP.  It was rather depressing actually.  

Speaking of depressing......the last James Bond film SUCKED.  Ive been a James Bond fan for as long as I can remember.  The last one was so outlandish (even for a 007 film) and the script was so bad it even made Halle Berry look like an amateur actor.  Im sorry to say that it might be time to retire the James Bond series for good.  The one before last wasnt that great either.

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Speaking of depressing......the last James Bond film SUCKED.  Ive been a James Bond fan for as long as I can remember.  The last one was so outlandish (even for a 007 film) and the script was so bad it even made Halle Berry look like an amateur actor.  Im sorry to say that it might be time to retire the James Bond series for good.  The one before last wasnt that great either.

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The last Bond film I saw sucked big time and I didn't even bother going to see the last one. Too many special effects and too much action which doesn't compensate for a lack of a real script. I used to eagerly anticipate the next Bond film but now I have lost interest, the last one of any quality was Goldeneye

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Speaking of depressing......the last James Bond film SUCKED.  Ive been a James Bond fan for as long as I can remember.  The last one was so outlandish (even for a 007 film) and the script was so bad it even made Halle Berry look like an amateur actor.  Im sorry to say that it might be time to retire the James Bond series for good.  The one before last wasnt that great either.
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Was it worse than 'View to a Kill'? That and 'Octopussy' are the only Bond films I've only ever watched once, and that was enough. And Owzat is right. 'Goldeneye' was great!

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The last Bond film I saw sucked big time and I didn't even bother going to see the last one. Too many special effects and too much action which doesn't compensate for a lack of a real script. I used to eagerly anticipate the next Bond film but now I have lost interest, the last one of any quality was Goldeneye
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Oh Ill agree with you there. Goldeneye is one of the best Bond films ever IMO.  Definitely THE best of the Pierce Brosnan era.

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I'd have to say "Gigli." >:( >:( >:( >:(
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Although I've never seen it, I can say from the ads that it's a peice of crap.  >:(

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Ghost Ship

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comes close, but that opening scene saves it from being the worst.

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In my book, the worst movies are any movies that contain a ton of violence. Action and disaster flicks are just not for me. I can't stand to see things being destroyed/blown up for no apparent reason; it makes my stomach turn. I would name some, but that'd probably take too long.
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I totally agree. I don't like movies that have lots of violence either. When I see a preview for such a movie (in the theater or on TV), I automatically say to myself, "No thank you!" or worse. I don't want to be scared to death when I see a movie; I want to have fun; that's why I go for humor.  :D

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There was a British movie called 'Bend it like Beckham'. It was basically about an asian girl that wanted to be a part of the girls football team but was hindered by her domineering parents - I thought it was quite hokey and showed David Beckham about a couple of minutes from the end in a shameless cameo.

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I've been wanting to see "Bend It Like Beckham"!

Anyway, the worst movies I'd say are "The Sixth Day". I was so desperate for this movie to end!  And also that Tom Cruise sci-fi film except I can't think of the name of it right now.  :P

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I've been wanting to see "Bend It Like Beckham"!

Anyway, the worst movies I'd say are "The Sixth Day". I was so desperate for this movie to end!  And also that Tom Cruise sci-fi film except I can't think of the name of it right now.  :P
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You thinking Minority Report

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Punch Drunk Love (I am still trying to figure out what the Piano was for)
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hey wait a minute..that movie was a brilliant piece of art..one of the best of last year

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Austin Powers: Goldmember (This franchise is worn out.  THe first 2 were great, the last one sucked worse then the 10,000,000 phalic jokes in it)
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agreed, but it was still funnier than many of the other comedies that year

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Adaptation (Where did the fantasy parts of the movie end asnd the reality begin?)
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STOP THE PRESSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One of the best movies of the last 5 years....a masterpiece.........

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Reindeer Games (Great actor and director, but the plot was so worn thin it was pathetic)
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since when is Ben Affleck a great actor?

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Blair Witch Project (This is the result of having a film school project being blown by hype.  I will not even mention the sequal which I did not see, but everybody says is even worse.  "I'm scared - I'm so scared that this movie will never end")
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the problem with this is that they played it out as a film school project tooo much

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A Mighty Wind (I absolutely LOVED "Spinal Tap", but I could not stomach this mindless piece of coprolite)
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{Billy falls off his chair because he didnt expect that at all...but then again after the other  movies listed, why didnt he expect Citizen Kain?}

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You thinking Minority Report
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Yep, that's it. It was at the top of the head, but nothing more. I hate it when that happens!

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Swept Away
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I guess the title says it all.

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since when is Ben Affleck a great actor?
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I was actually thinking of Gary Sinise as a great actor, not Ben.

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When I judge a movie good or not, I simply look at three things.  1) Did I enjoy it  2) Was it entertaining  3) Would I watch it again.

I have nothing against "artsy-fartsy" movies.  Robin Williams has done several that I loved, including one that was little watched called "Sieze The Day".  But two I listed went far beyond that.  Adaptation was not a really bad movie, but it was so confusing as to where fantasy ended and reality began.

Actually, my movie collection is very large and diverse.  Some of my classics are Gone With The Wind, Sparticus, The Great Dictator, Birth Of A Nation, Battleship Potempkin, Doctor Zhivago, and City Lights.

But I also have things like Battlefield Earth, Wayne's World 1 & 2, Life Of Brian, Meaning Of Life, Time Bandits, Xanadu, Idle Hands, and about 250 other various movies.

ALthough after last night, I have a new "Worst Movie Of The Decade", and this *IS* the worst one.

Last night I caught the first 10 minutes of the newest "Charlie's Angels".  OMG, that movie was horrible!!!!!

Now don't get be wrong, I enjoyed the first one to a degree, but this was unwatchable.  After I finished watching the opening sequence and realized they were serious, I turned it off.  It would have been one thing if that was supposed to be a dream, or a "movie version within a movie", or some other gimick.  But that was their idea of a serious movie beginning, and it was just plain lousy.

About the only good thing I can say about it is that Bill Murray had the sense to *NOT* be in this.  If I did not know better, I would say that Lucy Cameron & Drew were trying to kill the francheise.

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I just saw one of the worst sequels ever made Alien Resurrection. Bloody and bloody awful. Sigourney Weaver didn't seem like the same Ripley at all. And Winona Ryder and Brad Dourif plays the same stereotypical characters they play in all their movies. >:(
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Wynnona Rider plays an android in every movie? Well, that explains it

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and The Ring
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what do ya seriously have against this film? :)  I though it was good... ::)

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Winona Ryder ruined it for me.  :P  I like the first two movies, but not the remaining two.

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what do ya seriously have against this film? :)  I though it was good... ::)
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From what I understand, The Ring was supposed to be a scary movie.  To me, it wasn't scary at all.  I thought it was pretty lame.  That's just me though!  :)