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Guess she needs to do something to stay relevant. Hanging around with Fred Durst didn't help. He's more of a has been than she is.  :D
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So true.

Isn't it funny how these people are once on top of the world, then when their career is about to be a thing of the past, they result to taking their clothes off for the camera.

I guess its one thing to be a star, but another thing to be a star with a nice body.  At least the latter has one extra step in their career before dissapearing into oblivion. :D

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Well, if you can't sing and you can't act, there's always porn.
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bugger...I can't sing or act and I doubt many would want to look at my body so what if you can't sing, act or do porn? what's left to us??

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bugger...I can't sing or act and I doubt many would want to look at my body so what if you can't sing, act or do porn? what's left to us??
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Bad porn.

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Bad porn.

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is there good porn? except for the stunning music they use of course

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is there good porn? except for the stunning music they use of course
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hey now, don't forget the stellar oscar-worthy acting. ;D

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so you watch them for the acting huh?
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And some actually have a PLOT!  :o

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And some actually have a PLOT!  :o
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did you mean to put that P in?

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hey now, don't forget the stellar oscar-worthy acting. ;D
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....in her next porno chick flick ;D

Howard

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Eh?  I'm the last person to stick up for Britney Spears, but what's the 'big deal'?
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Its not really a big deal, but the fact she was played off as a "little innocent school girl" who said she would never result to posing nude and all that, is why its in the news at all.

I guess none of us in America are surprised though, I think we all expected her to result to this.  After all, most of them do.

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And some actually have a PLOT!  :o
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I watch them for the dialog thats funnier than most real comedies..lol

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I watch them for the dialog thats funnier than most real comedies..lol
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Hmmm...you might have something there ;)

I don't think I can post some of the more "memorable quotes" from the porn classics though ;D  Too many expletives deleted ;D

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Hmmm...you might have something there ;)

I don't think I can post some of the more "memorable quotes" from the porn classics though ;D  Too many expletives deleted ;D
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I can lol  ;D
(I have no clue which movies these are from lol)

A guy walks up to a girl sitting at a desk where there are all computer monitors (no towers or keyboards or anything, just monitors) and says:
"Well, Ive seen youve troubleshot all these computers here..."

TroubleSHOT?  What does troubleSHOT mean?!  I know what troubleshooting is, but Trouble SHOT? lol!

This is from one space adventure....The captain is arguing with his crew about deleivering the cargo (three girls) to the "alliance":
"But if we dont deliever the cargo to the alliance, they wont stop until they do!"

yes, they wont stop until they do...of course why didnt I think of that lol.....

It was then discovered that the "alliance" was this one big fat guy that looked alot like the original Jabba the Hut from the cut scenes in Star wars A new hope......maybe thats where that actor went lol

yeah, I dont remember any more lol

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This is new because...?

And where is she going to find this?  The belt department at JCPenny?


Oh, and she's at the Teen Choice Awards.  Excellent role model.

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Its not really a big deal, but the fact she was played off as a "little innocent school girl" who said she would never result to posing nude and all that, is why its in the news at all.

I guess none of us in America are surprised though, I think we all expected her to result to this.  After all, most of them do.
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I don't think it's a big deal at all.

This is nothing new, Madonna was taking her clothes off all the time in the 80's.  But because she's Madonna, because she is today 45 years old and not 21 and because she is a star from the 80's.....you give her a free pass.

Madonna also played up the "whore of Babylon" and "innocent virgin" angle too.

There's a double standard going on here with Britney and Christina Aguilera and you know it.  Madonna was the ultimate skank, but she's from the 80's so it's ok.

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I don't think it's a big deal at all.

This is nothing new, Madonna was taking her clothes off all the time in the 80's.  But because she's Madonna, because she is today 45 years old and not 21 and because she is a star from the 80's.....you give her a free pass.

Madonna also played up the "whore of Babylon" and "innocent virgin" angle too.

There's a double standard going on here with Britney and Christina Aguilera and you know it.  Madonna was the ultimate skank, but she's from the 80's so it's ok.
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Right on.

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no no no.  Quite the contrary.

Personally, knowing Madonna's past, I wouldn't touch her with a 10 ft. poll in fear of catching a disease, considering all the men she's been with. :D  Yes shes a total skank.  I agree 100%.  

Nobody's denying the fact Madonna is a skank.

Where's the double standard?  And what does that fact she peaked in the 80s have to do with anything?  

Christina, Britney, and Modonna all fit the same mold. They all started out as "innocent school girl" types, then turned into the nasty skanks they are today.  Madonna is no different.  Nobody is denying that.

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And some actually have a PLOT!  :o
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He's right, some of them have pretty good stories.

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He's right, some of them have pretty good stories.
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well, apparently Debbie Does dllas had such a great story that they put it on Broadway....you think Im kiddin, dont you?  No, Im serrious, about a year ago, I read in the newspaper that they made an off broadway show of Debbie Does Dallas in which a girl that wants to be a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader has sex with all of the team lol......I dont think they showed the sex though  :(

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We knew it was inevetable.  

http://entertainment.msn.com/news/article.aspx?news=130151


I guess its a pre-requisite for skanky teen pop singers to do stuff like this.

Next stop...Playboy. ::)


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yay!  We dont have to wait until shes thirty!   ;D

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yay!  We dont have to wait until shes thirty!   ;D
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Huy, what's wrong with thirty-year-olds? :)

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Yes especially the reports I saw on telly that stated 'Hit me baby one more time' fuses paedophilia in men. I laughed my socks off personally.  ;D

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bugger...I can't sing or act and I doubt many would want to look at my body so what if you can't sing, act or do porn? what's left to us??
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Do what the rest of us do - watch porn!  :P

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yay!  We dont have to wait until shes thirty!   ;D
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Is thirty a magical year that washes up the talentless?

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Is thirty a magical year that washes up the talentless?
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lol well I was just watching the Hugh Hefner roast on Comedy central yesterday, and I think Adam Corrolla said something simular to what i said there...

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lol well I was just watching the Hugh Hefner roast on Comedy central yesterday, and I think Adam Corrolla said something simular to what i said there...
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they roated Hugh Hefner on Comedy central?? When was this and why did I miss it?!?!

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they roated Hugh Hefner on Comedy central?? When was this and why did I miss it?!?!
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Hugh Hefner ??? No,That was Denis Leary. ;D

Howard

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Hugh Hefner ??? No,That was Denis Leary. ;D

Howard
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They did Hugh earlier. I don't remember when, but they did.

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I like pornos with stories.It keeps you watching,and watching,and watching,and watching.... ;D
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...otherwise you'd be bored stiff ;-)

(joke courtesy of Jasper Carrott)

Phil

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...otherwise you'd be bored stiff ;-)

(joke courtesy of Jasper Carrott)

Phil
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or a stiff board. ;)

Howard

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Yes especially the reports I saw on telly that stated 'Hit me baby one more time' fuses paedophilia in men. I laughed my socks off personally.  ;D
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Well, it certainly seems to ratify - or at least palliate - it.

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I'd buy that for a dollar!!  ;D