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Subject: Jared, the Subway guy
you all know Jared, the guy on TV that lost all that weight by eating Subway.
Am I the only one that is totally tired of seeing this guy? He had his 15 mins, now its time to go away.
What do you all think?
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I want to see him gain back his 245 pounds and lose it again on the Subway diet.
Jared and Clay Henry need to go away. They kept interrupting my NCAA tournament watching experience. Quizno's is superior in all definitions of the word anyway.
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Oh hell.....now Jared has a wife.....wonder how much that cost Subway!!!!!!! ::)
Subject: Re: Jared, the Subway guy
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I want to see him gain back his 245 pounds and lose it again on the Subway diet.
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You are so evil, I love it! ;D ;D ;D
Did you have to morph to Cyclops the Anteater for that rip?
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You are so evil, I love it! ;D ;D ;D
Did you have to morph to Cyclops the Anteater for that rip?
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No, I will utterly destroy all that I hate in my true form.
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Oh hell.....now Jared has a wife.....wonder how much that cost Subway!!!!!!! ::)
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She is probably rented... ;D.
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No, I will utterly destroy all that I hate in my true form.
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Come to think of it, I do not want Cyclops the Anteater making my sub. Yuck. Hold the special sauce. :-X
Subject: Re: Jared, the Subway guy
That Jared kid has a dream job, and all because he lost 300 pounds. All he has to do is make commercials and be a Subway spokesmen. He got a hot wife out of the deal too.
I wonder if she would have married him when he was a penniless fat whale?
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I wonder if she would have married him when he was a penniless fat whale?
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doubtful...I still say the reason he lost all the weight wasn't healthy subs, it was that he could only afford one meal a day. He blew his entire food budget on Subway...that place is expensive.
And, no I wouldn't be hurt if he left the scene for good.
Subject: Re: Jared, the Subway guy
I have never even seen the ads (and yes we DO have subway here) but from what I have read I don't like the whole concept already.
If he gained a wife then surely that's 100 - 150 pounds you have to put back on to his tally, right ? ;D
FB :P
Subject: Re: Jared, the Subway guy
You never see Jared with his shirttail tucked in. Is it because he has rolls of skin falling over his belt buckle where he lost all that weight or what? I'm tired of seeing him in the Subway commercials, too. ::)
:)
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Next on Fox- When Squirrels Attack! :o ;D
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You never see Jared with his shirttail tucked in. Is it because he has rolls of skin falling over his belt buckle where he lost all that weight or what? I'm tired of seeing him in the Subway commercials, too. ::)
:)
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Next on Fox- When Squirrels Attack! :o ;D
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Look out, Race Bannon! It will not be pretty!! ;D
Subject: Re: Jared, the Subway guy
You know, I thought about going on the Subway diet, but then I woke up. I am not one for dry sandwiches and the sound of a sub with no mayo or cheese just doesn't sound appealing. Congrats to him on the weight loss, but at least he's not as annoying as that stupid "He's Henry, Clay Henry" song (which I could probably sing word for word :() that goes through your mind for an hour after you see the darned commercial.
Subject: Re: Jared, the Subway guy
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you all know Jared, the guy on TV that lost all that weight by eating Subway.
Am I the only one that is totally tired of seeing this guy? He had his 15 mins, now its time to go away.
What do you all think?
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Well, since my son was murdered at one, I cringe whenever I see anything to do with them >:(
Subject: Re: Jared, the Subway guy
Yes, I'm ready for Jared to go the way of the Dunkin' Donuts guy and Clara Peller!! Does the advertising industry not understand the concept of running something into the ground? You eventually get tired of hearing/seeing the same old stuff over and over again! I hope Jared is an only child!
Edited because I couldn't spell "something". ::)
Subject: Re: Jared, the Subway guy
I'M SO SICK OH HEARING ABOUT A GUY LOSEING ALL THAT WEIGHT ON DRY SUBS. BUT IT IS THE FAULT OF ADVERTISING COMPANIES THEY NEVER KNOW WHEN TO QUIT WITH AN IDEA ITS LIKE THE MUISC BUSINESS THEY GET A NEW HIT SONG AND PLAY IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN YOU DID LIKE THEN U GET SICK OF IT AND CHANGE THE STATION WHEN U HEAR IT COME ON AGAIN CAUSE THAT ONCE AN HOUR CRAP DRIVES U NUTS.
Subject: Re: Jared, the Subway guy
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I'M SO SICK OH HEARING ABOUT A GUY LOSEING ALL THAT WEIGHT ON DRY ASS SUBS. BUT IT IS THE FAULT OF ADVERTISING COMPANIES THEY NEVER KNOW WHEN TO QUIT WITH AN IDEA ITS LIKE THE MUISC BUSINESS THEY GET A NEW HIT SONG AND PLAY IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN YOU DID LIKE THEN U GET SICK OF IT AND CHANGE THE STATION WHEN U HEAR IT COME ON AGAIN CAUSE THAT ONCE AN HOUR CRAP DRIVES U NUTS.
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Bring back the Taco Bell Chuwawa. Now there was a great advertising campaign that ended before it ran out of steam.
Subject: Re: Jared, the Subway guy
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you all know Jared, the guy on TV that lost all that weight by eating Subway. Â
Am I the only one that is totally tired of seeing this guy? Â He had his 15 mins, now its time to go away.
What do you all think?
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Yeah, those 15 minutes turned into two years. Two whole years watching that Jared guy say the same thing.
Subject: Re: Jared, the Subway guy
I love Subway, but I, too, am sick of Jared.
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I love Subway, but I, too, am sick of Jared.
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Yeah me too.He couldn't possibly eat Subway all the time and get skinny.What about the times of exersizing? What does he do,sit on the couch stuffing himself with footlongs? ;D
Howard
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Yeah me too.He couldn't possibly eat Subway all the time and get skinny.What about the times of exersizing? What does he do,sit on the couch stuffing himself with footlongs? ;D
Howard
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He lost weight by:
coffee for breakfast
6 inch turkey sub with all the veggie, diet drink and baked chips for lunch
12 inch veggie sub and diet drink for supper.
after he lost the first 100 pounds he started walking.
One can assume he is exercising in a different way now since he has a wife. ;D
Subject: Re: Jared, the Subway guy
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He lost weight by:
coffee for breakfast
6 inch turkey sub with all the veggie, diet drink and baked chips for lunch
12 inch veggie sub and diet drink for supper.
after he lost the first 100 pounds he started walking.
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Yeah, yeah, I heard all that. I don't believe it though. I hope I catch him someday inside McDonald's. ;)
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Yeah, yeah, I heard all that. I don't believe it though. I hope I catch him someday inside McDonald's. ;)
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I believe it. Jarred was taking in only 800 calories per day. 2000-2500 calories is what you need to maintain your weight. At Jared's old weight, he would have probably needed about 5000-6000 calories a day just to break even.
Subject: Re: Jared, the Subway guy
I know the subway diet works cause i worked at a Subway for 11 months and lost 40 pounds during that time and even though they are running Jared into the ground he did boost sales for Subway i know the stores i worked at the income of the stores almost doubled after those commercials started.
Subject: Re: Jared, the Subway guy
Maybe if we asked nicely, Mr. T will stop doing 1-800-COLLECT commercials for a while and beat the crap out of Jared and Carrot Top...now we just need to go on a charity drive for gold chains so we have enough bait for Mr. T ;)
Subject: Re: Jared, the Subway guy
Bring back the Taco Bell Chihuahua and the Geico gekko. Get rid of Verizon Wireless' "Can you here me now?" guy and the "other" Subway spokesman, Jim. And enough of the smirky Goodwill guy.
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Subway Jim needs to be investigated, what's this 30ish guy doing hanging out with high schoolers harrasing fast food clerks? This guy is angry, smug sicko! :(
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JARED MUST BE STOPPED!
Whew! Had to get that off my chest...thanks for letting me vent!
By the way Race, your sig line is sick! ;) Better watch out or the penguins will come after you!!!
Subject: Re: Jared, the Subway guy
Its very admirable that he lost all that weight. But, I have decided that he is a HORRIBLE PITCHMAN and I am long since sick of him. They sure like to drive an idea into the ground. Move on Subway, move on.
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Bring back the Taco Bell Chihuahua and the Geico gekko. Get rid of Verizon Wireless' "Can you here me now?" guy and the "other" Subway spokesman, Jim. And enough of the smirky Goodwill guy.
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Here in Chicago, we have a Geico commercial with the TB Chihuahua AND the gecko. They still play the gecko ones all the time here ???
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Here in Chicago, we have a Geico commercial with the TB Chihuahua AND the gecko. They still play the gecko ones all the time here ???
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Gecko: Hello!
Chihuahua: Oh great. A talking gecko!
Subject: Re: Jared, the Subway guy
How in the hell could he have Subway every single day of the week?
It's impossible.He'd be sick as a dog. :P
Howard
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How in the hell could he have Subway every single day of the week?
It's impossible.He'd be sick as a dog. :P
Howard
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you are right. If I eat the same thing for more than a couple days I'm sick of it. I couldn't imagine eating the exact same menu for an entire year.
I have my doubts that he ate the same thing every day for the whole time. We'll never know for sure, but I doubt it.
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you are right. If I eat the same thing for more than a couple days I'm sick of it. I couldn't imagine eating the exact same menu for an entire year.
I have my doubts that he ate the same thing every day for the whole time. We'll never know for sure, but I doubt it.
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Thats not necessarly true cause you can make tons of combinations when it comes to the sandwiches. When i worked there i ate a sandwich everytime i worked which was 5 days a week and i never really got tired of the sandwiches cause i just never had the same thing right in a row.
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Thats not necessarly true cause you can make tons of combinations when it comes to the sandwiches. When i worked there i ate a sandwich everytime i worked which was 5 days a week and i never really got tired of the sandwiches cause i just never had the same thing right in a row.
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yea but he said he ate a six inch turkey sub with lettuceevery day for a year. Sure you can put different veggies on it, but bottom line is its still a turkey sub. And I don't know about you, but eating a 6 inch turkey sub for 365 days in a row would really be disgusting and hard to swallow.
Subject: Re: Jared, the Subway guy
He should be the spokesperson for Dunkin Dounts.
A different doughnut each day for the next 365 days. ;D
Howard