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Subject: Weird Football Names
Football names of players of the NFL ARE GETTING CRAZY!Laverneus Coles?Plaxico Burress?What is it a necessity for a team to at least have a player with a strange first name.My favorites are Lawyer Milloy what did his parents think his son was born to be a lawyer?I'll name my son "Rocket Scientist"And how about Tebucky Smith?LOL!
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How about Edgerrin James? Or Chukie Nwokorie? Or Keyshawn Johnson?
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My favorite is Peerless Price.
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How about the stupid and thank goodness now defunct XFL and some moron named "He-Hate Me" :P
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anyone remember biankabatuka from the university of michigan (i think he played for carolina).
other favorite names are clinton portis (denver), priest holmes (kc), or chris fuamata-ma'afala (pitsburgh).
and i think the best football name to be worn on a jersy was in the XFL "he hate me".
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I remember a University of Nebraska running back named I. M. Hipp…
Subject: Re: Weird Football Names
Biakabatuka! ;D
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That would be Rod Smart, and believe it or not, he's somewhere in the NFL warming up some benches. :o
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How about the stupid and thank goodness now defunct XFL and some moron named "He-Hate Me" :P
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Subject: Re: Weird Football Names
Oh you mean American Football, not football football (as you say "Soccer")
Well I don't know any american football names but Nwankwo Kanu who played football (soccer) for Arsenal FC has got to be a weird name.
Subject: Re: Weird Football Names
How about the bigheaded soccer stars who think they are entitled to go by just one name? For example:
Pele
Juan
Lauren
Rodrigo
Ronaldo
Rivaldo
Ronaldinho
and so on...
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How about "Shep" Messing?
Subject: Re: Weird Football Names
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How about the bigheaded soccer stars who think they are entitled to go by just one name? For example:
Pele
Juan
Lauren
Rodrigo
Ronaldo
Rivaldo
Ronaldinho
and so on...
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Notice how most of those names are players who've played for Brazil. It's most probably because they have inbred red-neck christian names.
Subject: Re: Weird Football Names
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How about the bigheaded soccer stars who think they are entitled to go by just one name? For example:
Pele
Juan
Lauren
Rodrigo
Ronaldo
Rivaldo
Ronaldinho
and so on...
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From what Ive heard aristocratic Brazilian families can often have multiple surnames (i.e. Pele's full name is Edson Arantes do Nascimento). They come up with one nickname/alias so it is much easier for the game announcers (and fans) to identify them. I could be wrong about this. Does anyone know this for sure?
Subject: Re: Weird Football Names
Pele's name is indeed Edson Arantes do Nascimento.
Lauren's real name is Bisan Lauren.
Rodrigo is actually called Juliano Rodrigo.
Ronaldo's real name is Luis Nazario de Lima.
The others, I can't find... I'll keep thinking.
Subject: The REAL Brazilian Squad !
Here are their names and REAL names.
Name: Dida
Real name: Nelson de Jesus Silva
Name: Marcos
Real name: Marcos Roberto Silveira Reis
Name: Antonio Carlos
Real name: Antonio Carlos Zago
Name: João Carlos
Full name: João Carlos dos Santos
Name: Luiz Alberto
Full name: Luiz Alberto da Silva Oliveira
Name: Scheidt
Full name: Rafael Felipe Scheidt
Name: Cafu
Real name: Marcos Evangelista de Moraes
Name: Roberto Carlos
Full name: Roberto Carlos da Silva
Name: Silvinho
Real name: Sylvio Mendes Campos Júnior
Name: Alex
Full name: Alessandro de Souza
Name: Émerson
Full name: Émerson Ferreira da Rosa
Name: Juninho
Real name: Antônio Augusto R. Reis Jr
Name: Marcos Assunção
Full name: Marcos dos Santos Assunção
Name: Rivaldo
Full name: Rivaldo Victor Borba Ferreira
Name: Vampeta
Real name: Marcos André Batista Santos
Name: Zé Roberto
Full name: José Roberto da Silva Junior
Name: Ronaldo
Nickname: "Ronaldinho"
Full name: Ronaldo Luiz Nazario de Lima
Name: Ronaldinho
Nickname: Ronaldinho Gaucho (Gaucho is a person from Porto Alegre, Brazil)
Full name: Ronaldo de Assis Moreira
Whats with all the Silva....
Did someone say silver... I'm Rich! I'm Rich! well not as rich if I had some gold but still..
Subject: Re: The REAL Brazilian Squad !
That's cool, F, thanks for the info. Where did it come from?
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Here are their names and REAL names.
Name: Dida
Real name: Nelson de Jesus Silva
Name: Marcos
Real name: Marcos Roberto Silveira Reis
Name: Antonio Carlos
Real name: Antonio Carlos Zago
Name: João Carlos
Full name: João Carlos dos Santos
Name: Luiz Alberto
Full name: Luiz Alberto da Silva Oliveira
Name: Scheidt
Full name: Rafael Felipe Scheidt
Name: Cafu
Real name: Marcos Evangelista de Moraes
Name: Roberto Carlos
Full name: Roberto Carlos da Silva
Name: Silvinho
Real name: Sylvio Mendes Campos Júnior
Name: Alex
Full name: Alessandro de Souza
Name: Émerson
Full name: Émerson Ferreira da Rosa
Name: Juninho
Real name: Antônio Augusto R. Reis Jr
Name: Marcos Assunção
Full name: Marcos dos Santos Assunção
Name: Rivaldo
Full name: Rivaldo Victor Borba Ferreira
Name: Vampeta
Real name: Marcos André Batista Santos
Name: Zé Roberto
Full name: José Roberto da Silva Junior
Name: Ronaldo
Nickname: "Ronaldinho"
Full name: Ronaldo Luiz Nazario de Lima
Name: Ronaldinho
Nickname: Ronaldinho Gaucho (Gaucho is a person from Porto Alegre, Brazil)
Full name: Ronaldo de Assis Moreira
Whats with all the Silva....
Did someone say silver... I'm Rich! I'm Rich! well not as rich if I had some gold but still..
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