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Subject: Harry Potter hilarity
From the "so stupid/sick you couldn't possibly make it up" file:
http://www.streckenflug.at/images/nimbus_2000.jpg
http://entertainment.iwon.com/celebgossip/pgsix/id/09_07_2002_1.html
Warning: Not for youngsters. Nothing graphic, but definitely worth a PG-13 rating
Subject: Re: Harry Potter hilarity
Dear Santa,
I know I'm 34, but I would really like to have the Harry Potter broomstick for Christmas.
Thank you very much,
cs
;)
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Dear Santa,
I know I'm 34, but I would really like to have the Harry Potter broomstick for Christmas.
Thank you very much,
cs
;)
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LMAO! :D What were those "toymakers" thinking??
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IMPORTANT: For your childrens protection tell then it's not "ok" to accept offers of odd jobs that involve sweeping, or gifts of a broomstick nature. >:(
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Priceless. :D
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LMAO! :D What were those "toymakers" thinking??
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They were thinking:
"You know, these poor hardworking mothers are always picking up toys. We should take it upon ourselves to make it a more enjoyable experience for them."
Subject: Re: Harry Potter hilarity
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They were thinking:
"You know, these poor hardworking mothers are always picking up toys. We should take it upon ourselves to make it a more enjoyable experience for them."
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Oh man, ROTFL. ;D Now that is marketing genius!
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Hell, I might buy one "for the kids" for Christmas. I wonder if Toys R Us still has some in stock...
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If not try the "Love Pantry".
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Hell, I might buy one "for the kids" for Christmas. I wonder if Toys R Us still has some in stock...
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If not try the "Love Pantry".
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LOL!
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Holy crap. :D
Um, no, I'm not 13, why are you asking? ;) ;D :-X
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Weird! :o
A broom that vibrates.I wonder what they'll come up with next?
howard :)
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There is a wealth of cleaning tools to work with. Consider the simple Iron, Controlled heat, bulleted shape, easy handhold grips, make that baby vibrate and it'll be a hot Christmas seller for '03.
Any ladies here want to mention the Spin cylce on the washing machine? Hmm.. c'mon, there's some "discoveries" to tell us about. ;)
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Weird! :o
A broom that vibrates.I wonder what they'll come up with next?
howard :)
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Subject: Re: Harry Potter hilarity
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There is a wealth of cleaning tools to work with. Consider the simple Iron, Controlled heat, bulleted shape, easy handhold grips, make that baby vibrate and it'll be a hot Christmas seller for '03.
Any ladies here want to mention the Spin cylce on the washing machine? Hmm.. c'mon, there's some "discoveries" to tell us about. ;)
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Of course, you could always go into a lab setting...for example, you can duct tape/superglue a 50-mL conical tube to the top of a tube vortexer...it's what MacGyver would do if he forgot to buy a present for his honey the minute before she walked through the lab doors ::)
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Ya know, if there was a new FOX network version of MacGyver, there could be some great storylines to work with. ;)
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Of course, you could always go into a lab setting...for example, you can duct tape/superglue a 50-mL conical tube to the top of a tube vortexer...it's what MacGyver would do if he forgot to buy a present for his honey the minute before she walked through the lab doors ::)
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Subject: Re: Harry Potter hilarity
Just to bring the Harry Potter thing up to date. There has been outrage - outrage I tell ya!
J K Rowling is absolutely ticked off because American papers have got hold of the 5th book from a bookstore prior to the official date.
This could lead to a multi-million pound lawsuit.
Subject: Re: Harry Potter hilarity
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From the "so stupid/sick you couldn't possibly make it up" file:
http://www.streckenflug.at/images/nimbus_2000.jpg
http://entertainment.iwon.com/celebgossip/pgsix/id/09_07_2002_1.html
Warning: Not for youngsters. Nothing graphic, but definitely worth a PG-13 rating
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SHAMEFUL :o :o
Another fob for the morality police. Let's alert Pat Robertson, or Tammy Bay Faker's husband (whatever is name is - I'm blocking) ;D ;D ;D
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They'll have to remarket it as a cumulo-nimbus 2000 (with the accent on the first syllable ;-))
Phil
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They'll have to remarket it as a cumulo-nimbus 2000 (with the accent on the first syllable ;-))
Phil
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LMAO :o ;D ;D