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Subject: Light Humor

Written By: Hairspray on 10/28/02 at 12:41 a.m.

Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?

A: To take over the other side.  ;D

Subject: Re: Light Humor

Written By: Bobo on 10/28/02 at 12:48 a.m.

I've needed cheering up, Hairspray. That drew a laugh from me.

Subject: Re: Light Humor

Written By: Hairspray on 10/28/02 at 01:16 p.m.


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I've needed cheering up, Hairspray. That drew a laugh from me.
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I'm glad I was able to bring a little cheer to you today.  :)

This link (below) should help out some more -  ;) :D :)

It's my treasure trove of laughs, always there for me when I need it:

http://www.ahajokes.com/

Subject: Re: Light Humor

Written By: Rice Cube on 10/28/02 at 02:57 p.m.

How does a chicken do this without opposable thumbs?  Is it just pecking the other side to death?   ???

Subject: Re: Light Humor

Written By: Hairspray on 10/28/02 at 03:00 p.m.


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How does a chicken do this without opposable thumbs?  Is it just pecking the other side to death?   ???
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Don't analyze it. It's more fun that way.  ;)

Subject: Re: Light Humor

Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/29/02 at 02:56 a.m.

Quoting:
How does a chicken do this without opposable thumbs?  Is it just pecking the other side to death?   ???
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...would that be Saddam Hussain with his out?

Though I have to admit from the title I was expecting "how many xxxx does it take to change a lightbulb", for example

Q: How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a lightbulb
A: None, Bill Gates declares darkness the industry standard

Phil

Subject: Re: Light Humor

Written By: Rice Cube on 10/29/02 at 05:41 p.m.

Here's an old one:

Why do people park in a driveway yet drive in a parkway?

Just showing how twisted the English language can be...

Subject: Re: Light Humor

Written By: go_noles28 on 10/30/02 at 00:15 a.m.

That was a great one philbo.   ;D  

Subject: Re: Light Humor

Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/30/02 at 04:03 a.m.


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That was a great one philbo.   ;D  
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:-)

Though I've just noticed it's expurgated my previous comment -

Quoting:
How does a chicken do this without opposable thumbs?  Is it just pecking the other side to death?   ???
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...would that be Saddam Hussain with his peck-er out?

:o

Phil