Ok theres a girl that LOVES to talk behind everyone's back and how everyone is fat and ugly (which I don't think she has looked in the mirror). To make a long story short I caught her talking about my friends,told my friends, and they called her a B*tch Now she hates me and yesterday she got me really upset where I told her "shut the F up you stupid B*tch." Should I smash her face in? (meaning should I kick her butt) She gets me mad everyday and I'm about to go NUTS! >:(

   It sounds like you made things worse by repeating to your friends a conversation you overheard.  Even if they were talking badly of your friends, I don't think spreading it around was necessary.
  I also don't don't think you should smash anyone's face in.

Don't appease her sense of insecurity. Make it worse. Pretend she doesn't exist. Be completely ambivalent to her. People hate that more than they hate being punched in the face. At least if you're hitting them, you're noticing they're there.

;D

Of course, such behaviour can lead to depression and suicide.

>:(

Get on with your own life and forget about her. Rise above it. You are better than she is, and that's all that matters.

Oh I am SO the last person who should be giving advice... so here I go!

I'd love to tell you to rise above it, but come on, is that realistically a possiblilty? You don't have the option of avoiding her, she goes to your school. She doesn't want to be friends, so making nice-nice is out. So I think you should do whatever would make you feel the best. Seriously. If smashing that snotty nose all over her face would make her back down and you and your friends no longer feel like there's anything to worry about, do it. She disrespected you and if you're sure violence will teach her respect, cosh her one. BUT make sure you think about what kind of results that would bring like; she'd get you in trouble, she'd do something sneaky to get back at you, she's got some big friends who might jump you, etc.

Or even that it might make you feel bad.

Personally, I'd opt for the mind-f. If she's really as obviously pathetic as she sounds, you're better off getting together with your friends and just giggling like you've got a great secret every time you see her. Just laugh and laugh and laugh. Nothing scares a bully like not being feared.

Yep. The mind-f**k is best. Snicker when she walks past and when she says "What's funny?" you can say "Who was that?" or "Did I hear something?". Ignorance is bliss. Being ignored is hell.


Edit: changed 's n i g g e r' to 'snicker'. Dumba** censorbot!

You know my feelings on this one...

This is what I used to do: I would be standing around with my buds, and the person would walk by. I would say in an overloud whisper: "Shhh, there she is!" Then we would put on totally blank, innocent faces.  Drove them nuts!!! Try it, it works!

Seeing as to how I've literally kicked other kids in the head back in school, I'm the last to take any personal advice from. The others have offered some great suggestions. If you want to take care of her like Tom And Jerry, I'd say wait 'til she makes the first move and bite her VERY hard (that's usually the kicker there - most don't expect that). Does she have long hair? Ooh hoo hoo. Back in the day, I knew I could kick someone's servile @$$ by their hair length; I would try to beat them down and then step on it, which would then lead to some serious head kicking :o Still, you don't want to get kicked out of school just because of some undeserving piece of trash. Listen to Gorey and the others.

Tarzan Boy