http://www.loweringthebar.net/2009/06/reasonable-consumer-would-know-crunchberries-are-not-real-judge-rules.html

who said judges lack commonsense?

Does this also mean that Peanut Butter Crunch is not made with real peanut butter? :(

That's why I only eat Fruity Pebbles and Fruit Loops... I know those are real.....says so right on the box.... 

hmmmm why do they spell Fruit Loops FROOT LOOPS?

Grape Nuts - No grapes, no nuts!  Sticks and stones maybe, but no grapes or nuts!  WTF?

Grape Nuts - No grapes, no nuts!  Sticks and stones maybe, but no grapes or nuts!  WTF?


;D

Grape Nuts - No grapes, no nuts!  Sticks and stones maybe, but no grapes or nuts!  WTF?
I love grape nuts

Talk about a frivolous lawsuit attempt.  I want to sue!!!  Barbie cereal doesn't have real Barbies in it. >:(  Ok, that sounded bizarre, but someone's bound to do it.

I love grape nuts

8-P  Do you like your teeth?  I've only tried that cereal once, and it was literally like chewing on rocks!

Talk about a frivolous lawsuit attempt.  I want to sue!!!  Barbie cereal doesn't have real Barbies in it. >:(   Ok, that sounded bizarre, but someone's bound to do it.


Just a question--who in thier right mind would want to eat real Barbies?  :(

Just a question--who in thier right mind would want to eat real Barbies?  :(


That really isn't the point.  The point is some things really shouldn't be taken literally.  Let alone sue over.

Talk about a frivolous lawsuit attempt.  I want to sue!!!  Barbie cereal doesn't have real Barbies in it. >:(   Ok, that sounded bizarre, but someone's bound to do it.


oh man.... Frosted Flakes never made me a better soccer player either.... okay- - I've never actually played soccer but I'm pretty sure Frosted Flakes wouldn't give me game like the ads say they will.

Kellogg's Berry Bones ... not actual Bones, just berry flavoured cereal in the shapes of bones.  Totally misleading.  So does this mean those dinosaur skeletons in museums are made from berries? 

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3385/3517986248_ded16c5742_m.jpg


Kellogg's Ice Cream Cones .. not actual Ice Cream Cones, just little crunchy bits that look like Ice Cream Cones, but taste like Vanilla.  If it says Ice Cream Cones on the box, I expect there to be actual Ice Cream Cones in the box, not replicas.  If this cereal still existed, I would totally sue :D

http://www.gunaxin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/ice-cream-cone.jpg

Holy flashback!  I had forgotten about that ice cream cone cereal!

Smurf Berry Crunch didn't have real Smurf berries in it. :\'(  I've been gyped!!!

Smurf Berry Crunch didn't have real Smurf berries in it. :\'(   I've been gyped!!!


or real smurfs for you to crunch!  ;)

    ;D

or real smurfs for you to crunch!  ;)


Man, I wonder what that would taste like.  You'd be probably spittin' out bits of Papa Smurf's beard ;D

Man, I wonder what that would taste like.  You'd be probably spittin' out bits of Papa Smurf's beard ;D


The red hat would be tough to digest. :-\\

The red hat would be tough to digest. :-\\


Not as hard as brainy's specs.  :D

Not as hard as brainy's specs.   :D


I wouldn't want to eat Jokey Smurfs exploding present.

I wouldn't want to eat Jokey Smurfs exploding present.


That would be indigestion :D

Wow, they don't contain real berries!!!?? What a shocker!  :o  :o  :o

8-P  Do you like your teeth?  I've only tried that cereal once, and it was literally like chewing on rocks!


You have to put the milk on 'em and let 'em sit for awhile. Otherwise they do have a texture similar to kitty litter or aquarium gravel.

That's why I only eat Fruity Pebbles and Fruit Loops... I know those are real.....says so right on the box.... 

hmmmm why do they spell Fruit Loops FROOT LOOPS?




Copyright or trademark reasons I believe. The words "fruit" and "loops" are both common nouns and can't be trademarked but Froot Loops is original.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzcqp3kIjH1qzu0gs.jpg

And Fruity Pebbles don't have real pebbles in it,just looks like it,but it's actually fruit colored rice.

But...but...the crunchberries taste like crunchberries!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzcqp3kIjH1qzu0gs.jpg

And Fruity Pebbles don't have real pebbles in it,just looks like it,but it's actually fruit colored rice.


Never could get around the ick factor of the fine grit that stuff would leave all over you mouth!
:P

Never could get around the ick factor of the fine grit that stuff would leave all over you mouth!
:P


or how about the fruit colored milk that it left behind after.

I planted some out back, but no Crunchberry bushes grew. 
:(

I planted some out back, but no Crunchberry bushes grew. 
:(


two posts in a row you made me laugh....the other was dingleberry delight!  ;D 


karma

Thanks, Snoz!
:)

I planted some out back, but no Crunchberry bushes grew. 
:(


Did you also expect Capt.Crunch to help you grow them?  ::)

Did you also expect Capt.Crunch to help you grow them?  ::)


Cap'n Crunch was like Obie Wan Kenobie.  Uncle Ben can only carry you so far, then you got to work it out for yourself!

Just tell Sophocles.  He knows.

http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF224-Commander_Crisp.jpg

HOLD!


Cap'n Crunch was like Obie Wan Kenobie.  Uncle Ben can only carry you so far, then you got to work it out for yourself!


http://i.imgur.com/xOBCt.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/sAPI9.jpg


- Captain Crunch is truly the Breakfast of the Gods

http://grahamten.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/crunch-berries.jpg

^  I knew people who ate that batch.  Made 'em feel kinda sick and dizzy.  It was a toxic waste dump.  It's all the barrels of stuff that arrived from New Jersey with the chemical companies saying, we don't know what to do with this crap!  Little id we know, the cereal killers were buying it and throwing in some corn syrup and coloring and selling it to children!
8-P

I think crunchberries are made from corn. ???

I think crunchberries are made from corn. ???


It's a corn base shot up with various sugars, flavorings, and colorings!
8-P

It's a corn base shot up with various sugars, flavorings, and colorings!
8-P


You say that like it's a bad thing!

http://www.hackvan.com/pub/stig/pix/subversive/killogs-smack.gif

(You know you're getting old when you're about to say "I remember when it was 'Sugar Corn Pops', not 'Corn Pops", but at least I don't remember 'Sugar Pops'.  Ditto for Sugar Smacks (Honey Smacks), and Sugar Crisp, Super Sugar Crisps, which ended up as Super Honey Crisps.)

Just about every cereal has SUGAR!  :P

It's a corn base shot up with various sugars, flavorings, and colorings!
8-P
Corn does not have to be "shot up with various sugars" - corn is sugar, and starch, and oil...  Corn syrup is after all, made from corn (it is not just in the word). 

Corn does not have to be "shot up with various sugars" - corn is sugar, and starch, and oil...   Corn syrup is after all, made from corn (it is not just in the word). 


That's why you can make whiskey out of it.  It's more risk than corn, but yields a thousand times more per acre! Get yourself a fast car and get on board!