Happy Birthday honey!  :-*

HB 2 U :)

Merry birthday to ye! :-*

Happy Birthday.

Have a most brutal celebration of your birthday. The day you were born to rape this world. The day you were born to eliminate human filth, frighten the elderly, corrupt the young, and teach against the many lies those around you are so frequently exposed to.

Have a happily morbid birthday.  BTW I'm sending you an Iron Maiden, figured it would make a nice addition to your living room. :)

St. Louis is in flames!

Happy Birthday!  :) :D :)

Happy birthdayyyyyy...

This is how I will always think of you, my esteemed mentor and dark lord.

http://users.starpower.net/s.knickerbocker/vader.jpg

Happy Birthday Andy. :)

MANY HAPPY RETURNS !!!!!

Sorry I'm late on this, but wouldn't miss it.  Forget the birthday cakes on this one, I know you'd rather some of this

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/09/schuss.gif
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/11/boxing.gif  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/vuur1.gif http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/uzi.gifhttp://www.inthe00s.com/smile/05/flipa.gifhttp://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/xloc.gif http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/xyxgun.gif

Happy birthday.

Have a great Birthday! 

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday.

Happy birthday, savage one. 

:-*

So.. I got really really hammered, woke up in a gas station at about 5.. thought this was odd, lay there until whoever I gave my keys to returned (Oh God.. now the slow decline towards 30 has begun I've started to be responsible!), went back to sleep. Woke up on my couch an hour or so ago.. my buddy was on the other couch, I think the woman is here somewhere.. they're all gonna be really confused if they don't wake up before I leave.. I need a cooked breakfast and several hours of vomit aversion therapy.  ;D

I need sausages, bacon and speed.

Thanks for all your well wishes, I'm glad to see I've made enough of an impression that you all know what I'd like for my birthday.

Death, destruction, chaos, molestation and torture.

Lovely thoughts. :)

Happy Birthday

I Hope you had a most excellent birthday Andy.  Happy Birthday

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/40/102813340_89252ef30e.jpg?v=0

Seems like you had a blast,good! I'll raise my glass to you,Davey ;)

Andy, so sorry I missed it. Happy belated Birthday.

As I used to say in my younger days:

If you can remember the night before, you didn't have any fun.  ;)

Happy B-day!

Karma fo' you.

I Hope you had a most excellent birthday Andy.  Happy Birthday

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/40/102813340_89252ef30e.jpg?v=0


Looks about right.

Thanks guys.

Sorry I missed it.  But glad you had a great birthday anyways.  ;D

Sorry I'm late so instead of wishing you a happy birthday, I will wish you a happy hangover. (And karma, too).



Cat

Thanks you two.

I feel alright now, after a good nap earlier this afternoon, a greasy fry up and a much needed shower.

I'll probably go out tonight as well.  ;D

Thanks you two.



I'll probably go out tonight as well.  ;D


Best thing for ya...Happy Birthday......

what I'd like for my birthday.

Death, destruction, chaos, molestation and torture.


... F--k.

Would a 25 dollar gift certificate to Bath and Body Works count as... uh.. let's say molestation?

Hope yer Big B-Day was one filled with blood, tits and pig entrails...y'know, for the foreplay.

Happy Birthday, Davey!  :) :) :) :)

Not really... I hope you defiled virgins, raped livestock, drank excessively, did entirely too many illicit substances and generally had a miserable time not celebrating your next year closer to meeting Satan himself in the 10th circinate of Hell (an extra circle was created just for you...).

;)

Ant

Best thing for ya...Happy Birthday......



Hope yer Big B-Day was one filled with blood, tits and pig entrails...y'know, for the foreplay.


Cheers lads.


... F--k.

Would a 25 dollar gift certificate to Bath and Body Works count as... uh.. let's say molestation?


Torture maybe, spending more than 5 minutes in a place as un-brutal as Bath and.. Body.. Bollocks is pretty much a harrowing experience.


Happy Birthday, Davey!  :) :) :) :)

Not really... I hope you defiled virgins, raped livestock, drank excessively, did entirely too many illicit substances and generally had a miserable time not celebrating your next year closer to meeting Satan himself in the 10th circinate of Hell (an extra circle was created just for you...).

;)

Ant


Yeah, quiet evening like usual then.  ;) ;D

Torture maybe, spending more than 5 minutes in a place as un-brutal as Bath and.. Body.. Bollocks is pretty much a harrowing experience.


Very good. I hope you find that you come out of the prolonged exposure to non-brutality far more brutal.

Very good. I hope you find that you come out of the prolonged exposure to non-brutality far more brutal.


Ooohhh, philosophical.

I went grocery shopping the other day and tried to shop as brutally as possible.

I went to the deli counter and asked for some salami.. and blood. They looked at me..

Sorry it's late and just to be different I wish you a birthday of beautiful flowers with little kittens and lambs skipping through them. I'm sure you can customise itt to suit.  ;)

Sorry it's late and just to be different I wish you a birthday of beautiful flowers with little kittens and lambs skipping through them. I'm sure you can customise itt to suit.  ;)


The kittens are hence fed to the lambs who.. upon tasting feline blood go on a rampage through the RSPCA.

Ah, condor.

Ooohhh, philosophical.

I went grocery shopping the other day and tried to shop as brutally as possible.

I went to the deli counter and asked for some salami.. and blood. They looked at me..


They've never heard of blood pudding?  I suppose if you asked for a heart, brain or intestines they'd look at you weird too.

Anyway you did still still get the salami, right?

Happy birthday.

They've never heard of blood pudding?  I suppose if you asked for a heart, brain or intestines they'd look at you weird too.

Anyway you did still still get the salami, right?


I did indeed.

.. and a load of Pate's and such, I love food that animals have suffered to make for me.  :)


Happy birthday.


Cheers Jamie.

Sorry I'm late on this, but wouldn't miss it.  Forget the birthday cakes on this one, I know you'd rather some of this

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/09/schuss.gif
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/11/boxing.gif  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/vuur1.gif http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/uzi.gifhttp://www.inthe00s.com/smile/05/flipa.gifhttp://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/xloc.gif http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/xyxgun.gif
I'm late too, but I'll send some of  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/09/smileysex2.gif http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/zzwhip.gif http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/downtown.gif http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/13/la.gif http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/14/pottytrain2.gif

looks like slayer is actually playing here in washington tonight for your birthday. i cant make it though. :(

looks like slayer is actually playing here in washington tonight for your birthday. i cant make it though. :(


Yeah, what's with that, I never saw anything about it.


I'm late too, but I'll send some of  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/09/smileysex2.gif http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/zzwhip.gif http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/downtown.gif http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/13/la.gif http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/14/pottytrain2.gif


Violence and sex go together like...

.. well, a teenage thai whore and formaldehyde actually.

Sorry I'm late, Davey. Happy belated b'day...I hope you had a good one!

Sorry I'm late, Davey. Happy belated b'day...I hope you had a good one!


Cheers pal.

Violence and sex go together like...

.. well, a teenage thai whore and formaldehyde actually.


it's things like that that make me miss you. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/02/beerchug.gif

it's things like that that make me miss you. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/02/beerchug.gif


... as the days go by...  ;D

What did you do for your Birthday? :)

What did you do for your Birthday? :)


Went and cut a check for the remainder of my tuition payments, went to work, went out and got leathered.

Looks like I'm late, so Happy Belated Birthday!

Went and cut a check for the remainder of my tuition payments, went to work, went out and got leathered.



Good For You. :)

Looks like I'm late, so Happy Belated Birthday!


Cheers.



Good For You. :)


Not bad, yeah.

Some birthday threads go on for weeks.  I think this is one of them!

Bode says Happy B-day too.
http://usera.imagecave.com/kgilmartin/BodeHat-copy.jpg

Some birthday threads go on for weeks.  I think this is one of them!

Bode says Happy B-day too.
http://usera.imagecave.com/kgilmartin/BodeHat-copy.jpg


She looks especially retarded there.

Poor thing, you need to feed her more fish.  ;D

Bode needs some of your Birthday cake. ;D

She looks especially retarded there.


she gets sillier daily

she gets sillier daily


I don't even want to imagine the poor thing in a couple of years.. walking in to walls.. chewing on her own ears.

I don't even want to imagine the poor thing in a couple of years.. walking in to walls.. chewing on her own ears.


I know. and Bode will be in bad shape too.

I know. and Bode will be in bad shape too.


Ba dum tsch.

Whereas the flying attack corgi goes from strength to strength, his newest trick is hiding in the flowers and biting people who walk by.. I of course encourage this behavior. He also picked a fight with a Doberman.. that backed down.

Ba dum tsch.

Whereas the flying attack corgi goes from strength to strength, his newest trick is hiding in the flowers and biting people who walk by.. I of course encourage this behavior. He also picked a fight with a Doberman.. that backed down.


My dog went after quite a large beetle.

This birthday thread is getting almost as long as the birthday thread for Bobby.



Cat

My dog went after quite a large beetle.


Flying Attack Corgi would so own Bode.. she'd be just another one of his bitches.

Flying Attack Corgi would so own Bode.. she'd be just another one of his bitches.



she literally is the definition of bitch.

she literally is the definition of bitch.


Well.. yeah.. true.

But even if they were different species.