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Subject: The Ballad of Britney Spears
Written By: Johnny_D on 01/17/08 at 10:39 am
The Ballad of Britney Spears http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/jimmiedriftwoodjohnnyhorton0.shtml
Subject: Re: The Ballad of Britney Spears
Written By: Foo Bar on 01/18/08 at 1:07 am
Karma for taking the high road and remembering Johnny Horton and the Battle of New Orleans.
I've got a window seat, first-class ticket to hell because my first thought was Frank Gallop muttering "She was short and fat and rode out of the West...", but I'm waiting until the suicide attempt before I finish the last verse with "and butterfingers Britney gunned herself down."
Subject: Re: The Ballad of Britney Spears
Written By: Johnny_D on 01/19/08 at 12:52 pm
Thanks, Foo Bar. I wanted to lampoon Britney's celebrity/paparazzi situation, but I didn't want to go too far - she's got enough troubles already.
Subject: Re: The Ballad of Britney Spears
Written By: MrCleveland on 01/19/08 at 7:36 pm
According to some Mexican Psychic, she's supposed to be dead this year!