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Subject: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Matthias on 05/28/09 at 10:58 am
Let's start it off with...
Wendy's
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: woops on 05/28/09 at 11:20 am
What's with the slogan "It's Way Better Than Fast Food...", it is fast food!!!
Wal-Mart
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Matthias on 05/28/09 at 11:23 am
You think an evil company like that who has children in India working in sweat shops to make their sneakers would use something more appropriate as their symbol than :) more like this... http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/01/asthanos.gif
Old Navy
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: woops on 05/28/09 at 11:27 am
Ultra corny commercials, and pretty much a generic clothing store that nobody gives a _____ about...
Fox broadcasting company
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Matthias on 05/28/09 at 12:42 pm
Although they've made some great shows like The Simpsons and Family Guy, they've also made some dreck like "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?"
Exxon
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Red Ant on 05/29/09 at 1:33 am
One word: Valdez.
Verizon
Ant
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Matthias on 05/29/09 at 7:18 am
Pretty much exactly the same as Sprint, AT&T, Altell, and the rest so why pick that one?
Dell
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: woops on 05/29/09 at 11:40 am
Computer brand that's been used for a taco shop and a long defunct comic book publishing company... anything original
McDonalds
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: anabel on 05/29/09 at 6:19 pm
May I quote Joe Pesci? "They F@$# You In The Drive Thru!!"
How 'bout my company, Citibank? :(
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Matthias on 05/31/09 at 8:55 am
I feel more safe leaving my 1,000s of dollars in my closet than in a bank these days... (I wish I had 1,000s of dollars...)
Kenmore
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 06/02/09 at 6:10 pm
It should be called "Ken-less".
Macy's
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Matthias on 06/03/09 at 12:05 am
I was never a big fan of brand named clothing lines...
Reebok
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: woops on 06/03/09 at 1:18 pm
A shoe brand nobody gives a ____ about anymore
Pizza Hut
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Matthias on 06/03/09 at 1:31 pm
It could be worse... It could be Dominos
Dominos Pizza
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Brigitte on 06/05/09 at 7:29 am
8-P
Ford
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Matthias on 06/05/09 at 9:00 am
http://creativesimplicity.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/lemon.jpg
Disney
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: woops on 06/05/09 at 11:45 am
While the animation was great, pretty much lacked the humor of Warner Bros...though the only good movies they've done lately were with Pixar
Sony
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Matthias on 06/05/09 at 12:01 pm
I liked Game Cube better than their Playstation...
Starbucks
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: woops on 06/05/09 at 12:06 pm
The coffee house that pretty much invaded the world and caused extinction to 'mom n' pop' coffee houses
Olive Garden
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Matthias on 07/08/10 at 10:18 pm
How many mafia undertones can a place have I mean "When you're here you're family" that pretty much just spells mob
Lazy Boy
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 02/16/14 at 3:27 pm
Chair and chair alike
Xerox
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Ripley on 03/12/14 at 10:52 pm
Mac has got you beat.
Foot Locker
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 03/15/14 at 3:11 pm
Not a big selection
Coca-Cola
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/01/15 at 9:50 am
Vile taste, pollutes the blood stream and harms the stomach.
Netflix
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/02/15 at 8:18 am
I have seen many of these movies before and don't care too watch them again.
Comcast
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/02/15 at 9:37 am
Never heard of them!
Microsoft
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/03/15 at 11:03 pm
Windows is too slow.
Lloyd's of London
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/04/15 at 7:11 am
Insurance, one big scam!
Walmart
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/04/15 at 7:49 am
Bad selection, poor quality, poor customer service (how much time do you have?)
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/04/15 at 8:01 am
Bad selection, poor quality, poor customer service (how much time do you have?)
...and the next company to diss?
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/04/15 at 8:25 am
...and the next company to diss
Target if you have one. Otherwise, Coca-Cola
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/04/15 at 9:31 am
Too much retail, not enough archery
Disney
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/05/15 at 10:27 am
Anti Jewish
Apple
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/06/15 at 4:11 am
Too many apps in Apple!
Farmer Joe's
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/06/15 at 2:12 pm
Never heard of him.
Wendy's
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/06/15 at 2:16 pm
Burgers again!
Samsung
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/06/15 at 2:18 pm
The name has nothing to do with singing
Edward Jones
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/06/15 at 2:21 pm
Who is Edawrd Jones?
M.G.M
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/06/15 at 2:23 pm
Tom Cruise, need I say more?
I.B.M
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/06/15 at 2:31 pm
Specialise in old computers
Exxon Mobil
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/06/15 at 2:33 pm
Employs drunk captains
Carona
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/06/15 at 2:41 pm
Never heard of them!
Ford Motors
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/06/15 at 6:13 pm
Never heard of them!
Never heard of Corona
beer?
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/06/15 at 6:15 pm
Ford Motors
I can't a-Ford them.
Procter & Gamble (Head and Shoulders, Tide etc.)
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/06/15 at 6:33 pm
Never heard of Corona
beer?
Employs drunk captains
Carona
Slight misspelling...
I can't a-Ford them.
Procter & Gamble (Head and Shoulders, Tide etc.)
What about products for bald people!
United Parcel Service
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Baltimoreian on 09/06/15 at 10:28 pm
Slight misspelling...
What about products for bald people!
United Parcel Service
More like United Piss and Sell Service.
Kodak
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/07/15 at 2:44 am
Ha Ha!!
Mattel
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/08/15 at 3:13 pm
Not for grown-ups.
Pillsbury
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Baltimoreian on 09/08/15 at 4:33 pm
Their mascot is sometimes creepy.
Nintendo
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/09/15 at 9:21 am
Run out of game ideas
Medicare
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/09/15 at 2:34 pm
It's run by Fed-Gov. Of course
Boeing
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/09/15 at 2:35 pm
Fly-by-night prices
Twinings Tea
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/09/15 at 2:37 pm
Stupid name
Johnson & Johnson
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/09/15 at 2:41 pm
Now trading with a lethal powder
Nestlé
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/09/15 at 2:43 pm
They changed Quik's name and formula
Gerber
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Baltimoreian on 09/09/15 at 2:46 pm
They just try to find stuff for babies to try out that's good, but then realize it's gross.
Sega
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/09/15 at 2:48 pm
Why did they get rid of the guy that shouted "Sega!"
Rosetta Stone language DVDs
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Baltimoreian on 09/09/15 at 2:53 pm
You can just get Google Translate or language books to have you learn about different languages better than Rosetta Stone.
Apple
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/09/15 at 2:55 pm
Not the same company since Jobs died.
Holiday Inn
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/10/15 at 6:31 am
Only on holidays?
Pathmark
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/10/15 at 4:24 pm
Going down the wrong path
Sherwin Williams
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/11/15 at 9:38 am
Can't build a profit!
Cadbury's
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/11/15 at 8:42 pm
No bunny likes them.
Warner Brothers
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Baltimoreian on 09/11/15 at 8:45 pm
They're kinda boring now.
Viacom
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/11/15 at 8:48 pm
The "V" is no longer deadly.
Adidas
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/12/15 at 2:32 am
Not enough clothing for too many sports.
Hasbro
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/13/15 at 10:25 pm
I'm too old for toys.
Nike
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/14/15 at 2:53 am
Gone For It!
Kellogg's
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/16/15 at 5:27 pm
Too many mascots to keep track of.
Southwest Airlines
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/17/15 at 7:58 am
Do they go north?
NBC
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/17/15 at 2:39 pm
Nothing But Crap
CBS
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/18/15 at 3:58 am
Can't Broadcast Seriously
Wimpy
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/27/15 at 10:04 pm
Harasses Popeye for hamburgers.
Sonic
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/28/15 at 4:15 am
Is hedgehog on the menu?
Zenith
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/28/15 at 5:59 pm
They're now called LG, which is a South Korean company.
Bose
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Ripley on 11/06/15 at 2:11 pm
A company whose name I have never heard before
Dollar General
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/06/15 at 5:04 pm
Not worth their name.
Eli Lilly And Company
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/29/15 at 4:49 am
Never heard of them!
IBM
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/29/15 at 9:02 pm
Never heard of them!
IBM
Eli Lilly is the pharmaceutical company responsible for Cialis.
IBM means Infinitely Big Money.
Heinz
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/04/15 at 3:33 am
Too windy!
Disney
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 12/04/15 at 12:36 pm
A dead Jew hater
Microsoft
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/07/15 at 3:56 am
Too many windows!
Pedigree Petfoods
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 12/07/15 at 4:39 pm
Expensive and bad for dogs
Orville Redenbacher
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/14/16 at 1:59 pm
The business went pop!
Hoover
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 02/14/16 at 7:09 pm
Sucks.
Chick-fil-a
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/15/16 at 9:05 am
Too much like polyfilla
IBM
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Baltimoreian on 02/15/16 at 9:13 am
A computer company that should've filed for bankruptcy now.
Screen Gems
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Matthias on 12/03/16 at 1:30 pm
If they really were a gem for the screen I would of heard of them...
Royal Caribbean Cruise-line
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 12/04/16 at 10:34 am
Have you read the news about cruise ships lately?
angieslist.com
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Matthias on 12/05/16 at 1:34 pm
Have you read the news about cruise ships lately?
angieslist.com
Worse reviews than a Youtube comment section
Honda
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 12/05/16 at 9:39 pm
Everything made after 2012 has been junk.
John Deere
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/30/17 at 5:32 am
Products to expensive!
Apple
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 01/05/18 at 10:38 pm
Too slow
Mr. Coffee
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 01/06/18 at 4:08 am
Should be called Mr. Mud
Disney
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 01/06/18 at 7:04 pm
I won't go anywhere that names itself after an anti-Semite.
Vick's Nyquil
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: wixness on 01/07/18 at 8:59 am
Probably a placebo
Intel
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 01/08/18 at 10:13 pm
Not inside
Breathe Right Nasal Strips
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/10/18 at 5:22 am
I can breathe without them
Disney
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 06/16/18 at 11:26 am
The evil Empire
Charles Schwab
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/14/18 at 3:30 pm
Who?
Sony
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 08/14/18 at 5:53 pm
Not as good as in the past
CBS
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/23/18 at 5:50 pm
What commercials on again?
NASA
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/23/18 at 9:42 pm
Most deaths of any space organization
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/24/18 at 7:29 am
They know too much!
Ford
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/28/18 at 1:09 am
I can't af-Ford it.
Chevrolet
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/31/18 at 10:31 am
Better cars available elsewhere
Walmart
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/01/18 at 10:52 pm
You have to ask?
Cummins Engineering
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/15/18 at 9:35 am
Who are they?
Talk Talk
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/15/18 at 5:46 pm
Sounds like a rock group
Purina Pet Foods
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/22/18 at 10:08 am
Just horsemeat!
MGM
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/22/18 at 12:36 pm
DOA
Folger's
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/23/18 at 12:40 am
A has-bean drink
Macy's
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/23/18 at 11:48 pm
Even their parade stinks
Kraft
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/02/18 at 5:00 pm
Too cheesy!
Ford
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 12/05/18 at 12:13 am
Their stadium is in Detroit.
Procter and Gamble
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/22/18 at 12:14 pm
All washed up in the soap!
Adidas
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 12/23/18 at 3:36 pm
You've seen one shoe company, you've seen them all.
Union Carbide
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/13/19 at 12:38 pm
Never heard of them, cannot not be international!
Uber Cabs
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 05/14/19 at 4:28 pm
Never heard of them, cannot not be international!
Uber Cabs
Actually they had headquarters in Australia and India. The Union Carbide in India, according to the lawsuit filed against the company, killed many residents due the
production of carcinogens.
Uber cabs
If you can afford them...
Boeing
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/15/19 at 9:29 am
The planes never when boing... ?
Nestlé
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 05/15/19 at 9:38 pm
Nazi sympathizers
Ferro Rocher
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/17/19 at 12:48 am
Too many nuts!
Amazon
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 05/24/19 at 8:05 pm
Can't buy anything online without a password
State Farm
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/25/19 at 4:40 am
Pay and you get nothing!
Cadbury's
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 05/25/19 at 2:52 pm
They changed the original Chocolate Cream Egg recipe for the US
Hershey
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/12/19 at 9:35 am
Too much brain-freeze!
EMI
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 06/13/19 at 11:45 pm
DOA
Lenovo
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/14/19 at 6:41 am
Yet another Chinese phone company!
Sony
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 07/17/19 at 6:45 pm
Never recovered from that North Korea movie fiasco
Slush Puppy
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/02/20 at 1:35 pm
Too much slush with no puppies!
CNN
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 07/05/20 at 1:47 pm
Can Not News
Capitol Records
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/08/20 at 3:13 am
Scratched now
Amazon
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 07/09/20 at 2:05 am
Does not employ super tall, super strong women, as name suggests.
Chick-Fil-A
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/09/20 at 8:03 am
Too much bread, not enough chicken
Fyffes
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: wixness on 07/09/20 at 3:32 pm
Huh?
IBM
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/12/20 at 3:38 pm
Only has primitive computers
Audi
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/12/20 at 5:53 pm
Only has German cars.
Nike
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/13/20 at 1:12 am
I don't play sports!
Subway
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/13/20 at 1:13 am
Not enough meat
In and Out burgers
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/13/20 at 1:48 am
Too far away
Microsoft
Subject: Re: Diss The Company Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/13/20 at 5:52 pm
Microstupid
Lime Away