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Subject: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 03/30/09 at 10:48 pm
Starting With...
Billy Mays
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: snozberries on 03/31/09 at 9:28 pm
Is that the annoying Oxy Clean guy and if not... then who?
Madonna
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 03/31/09 at 9:33 pm
Like a cheap slut is more like it...
Weird Al Yankovic
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: snozberries on 04/01/09 at 2:47 pm
all you parody people take note... the universe has its token parody artist so give up the ghost already.
Martin Lawrence
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/01/09 at 3:50 pm
Oh! That Guy! (He was in Wild Hogs... I think that's enough of an insult right there)
Tim Allen
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: snozberries on 04/01/09 at 3:51 pm
....also in wild hogs...but since you already used that insult... lets just say the thing he's most famous for is grunting....that's talent? really?
keeping with the theme
John Travolta
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/01/09 at 4:04 pm
A drag queen a greaser and a disco dancer? The only decent movie he was in was "Pulp Fiction"
R Kelly
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: snozberries on 04/01/09 at 4:18 pm
GET BACK IN THE CLOSET!
Clint Black
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/01/09 at 4:48 pm
Not nearly as cool as Jack Black
Jack Black
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/01/09 at 5:55 pm
He tries so hard to be cool. The poor thing. :\'(
Ashlee Simpson
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: snozberries on 04/01/09 at 6:54 pm
her career started the same place it ended....in the toilet...bleeeechhh
star jones
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Womble on 04/01/09 at 7:08 pm
It's all those Milky Ways that shaped her Galactic figure.
Lindsey Lohan
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/01/09 at 7:09 pm
What happened to that innocent little girl I watched in those old Disney movies?
Talking about Disney... Miley Cyrus
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: snozberries on 04/01/09 at 7:09 pm
Lindsay Lohan disses herself just by showing up in the universe every day....
okay miley ..... everyone loves her....especially her dad....
now
Jaimie Lynn Spears
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/01/09 at 7:11 pm
Slightly dimmer than Britney, which isn't saying much.
Christian Bale
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: snozberries on 04/01/09 at 7:12 pm
ass alert
Collin Farrel
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/01/09 at 7:13 pm
Average too average.
David Lee Roth
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: snozberries on 04/01/09 at 7:19 pm
Living proof that you don't hae to be hot to get the girls
Eddie Van Halen
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/01/09 at 11:58 pm
Jamie's not the only one who's crying when forced to listen to this...
Jim Carey
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 04/02/09 at 1:28 am
Funny... like in the mid 1990's since he's not anymore
Mandy Moore
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/02/09 at 8:03 am
At least she's better looking than Michael Moore
Which reminds me...
Michael Moore
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: anabel on 04/02/09 at 8:33 am
Michael Moore
He's GREAT!!! As long as I don't have to LOOK at him!!
Angelina Jolie
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/02/09 at 10:51 am
Just goes to show anything can be an addiction... Even adoption
Jennifer Lopez
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Frank on 04/03/09 at 1:06 am
How many times has she been married, 5? 6 times? And Marc Anthony...he must be mistaken for brad Pitt quite often ::)
Courtney Love
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/03/09 at 8:23 am
Drugs are bad... Mmmkay
Seth Rogen
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Frank on 04/04/09 at 12:39 am
Can he star in a movie not while he's high?
Drew Barrymore
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 04/04/09 at 1:26 pm
Only famous for having connections with famous relatives that only classic film buffs know about...
Brett Michaels
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: anabel on 04/04/09 at 1:51 pm
That's just TOO easy...where do I start? Does anyone REALLY believe he's looking for true love on a bus full of diseased tour groupies?
Let's go for someone with some class here......
Gene Simmons
;D
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 04/04/09 at 1:57 pm
Looks like a middle aged woman without make-up
Seth McFarlane
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 1:49 am
He made Family Guy... What's good about him? ;)
Seth Green
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: snozberries on 04/05/09 at 10:03 am
two more feet and he'll be fully grown
speaking of
Gary Coleman
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 10:07 am
What'chu talkin' 'bout snozberries? The only cool thing that Gary Coleman was in was Avenue Q
Tim Curey
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: snozberries on 04/05/09 at 10:11 am
not as spicy as his name suggests
bernadette peters
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 04/05/09 at 12:06 pm
She's a nobody since I've never heard of her in the first place (seriously, I don't)
Michael Eisner
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: snozberries on 04/05/09 at 12:07 pm
he wishes he were as cool as walt disney
steve martin
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 04/05/09 at 12:10 pm
Hasn't been funny since the '70's
Jerry Beck
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 12:41 pm
I thought this was the guy from the band "Beck" but found out he isn't and thus not nearly as cool...
Fred Durst
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: snozberries on 04/05/09 at 12:48 pm
I've only heard of him because he's mentioned in an Eminem song...
Vanilla Ice
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 04/05/09 at 12:49 pm
Hot Fudge is better :D
Brittany Murphy
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: snozberries on 04/05/09 at 12:50 pm
a skank who can act....clever
Jessica Simpson
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 12:51 pm
D'Oh!!!
Ashlee Simpson
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 04/05/09 at 12:51 pm
Only famous because of her sister
Heidi Montag
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: snozberries on 04/05/09 at 12:53 pm
Just because they are on tv doesn't mean they are famous...
Joey Fatone
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 12:54 pm
He's the Fat One from N*Sync right?
Justin Timberlake
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/05/09 at 1:00 pm
Big ego undeserved.
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 1:07 pm
Big ego undeserved.
Whose the next celebrity?
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/05/09 at 1:29 pm
Whose the next celebrity?
Micky Dolenz
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 1:31 pm
Not nearly as cool as Mickey Mouse
Johnny Depp
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/05/09 at 1:32 pm
Not nearly as cool as Mickey Mouse
Johnny Depp
Still has that boyish charm . . . literally.
Dan Rather
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: snozberries on 04/05/09 at 1:33 pm
Rather have Walter Cronkite back
Connie Chung
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/05/09 at 1:34 pm
Maury Povich's boss.
Dean Cain
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: snozberries on 04/05/09 at 1:54 pm
Shut up he's the hottest superman ever!!!!
Tom Welling
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 2:26 pm
At least he's better than Tom from Myspace
Axle Rose
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: snozberries on 04/05/09 at 2:26 pm
Since when is screaming considered singing?
Rose McGowan?
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 2:28 pm
Who? Was she in anything worth watching?
Paris Hilton
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 04/05/09 at 3:46 pm
A no-talent... Why is she famous again?
Perez Hilton
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 8:04 pm
Better than Paris Hilton, That's not all that hard to do though...
Keira Knightley
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/05/09 at 10:58 pm
Look at her teeth.
Matthew MacConaughay
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 04/05/09 at 11:12 pm
Famous movie star, and yet can't name any film...
Carson Daily
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 11:30 pm
One of the most annoying people on MTV and that's including Ozzy...
Ozzy Osbourne
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/05/09 at 11:32 pm
I still don't like him for what he did to the bat, even though he said it was an accident.
Sharon Osbourne
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 11:40 pm
She married Ozzy! I mean what f*ck can be f*cking going through your bloody head?
Kelly Osbourne
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/05/09 at 11:43 pm
Fat pig! (Not to insult pigs ;D)
Jack Osbourne
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 11:45 pm
A nerd is the Prince of Darkness's son? You would expect him to at least be Emo...
Janet Jackson
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/05/09 at 11:46 pm
Too showy ;D
Jermaine Jackson
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/05/09 at 11:47 pm
At least it ain't Michael... Eee-Hee!!!
Jesse Jackson
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/05/09 at 11:49 pm
At least he ain't Jesse Helms
Jerry Seinfeld
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/05/09 at 11:55 pm
Was the deal with saying what's the deal, in alot of your jokes?
;D
Next....
Eddie Van Halen
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/05/09 at 11:57 pm
Overrated gutar player
Oprah Winfrey
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/06/09 at 5:32 am
With great power comes great responsibility... And she's just irresponsible
Ellen Degeneres
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/06/09 at 11:53 am
She seems to dance alot on her show, alot.
Next....
Regis Philbin
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/06/09 at 12:13 pm
Why did he leave "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" that show was actually good when he was on
Corbin Bleu
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/06/09 at 8:04 pm
Like the rest of the cast of High School Musical..lame.
Will Ferrall
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: KKay on 04/06/09 at 8:13 pm
Again?!!!
Seth Green
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Womble on 04/06/09 at 8:54 pm
He was my Waiter at Red Lobster last week.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: snozberries on 04/06/09 at 9:38 pm
Don't you dare diss Buffy.... you can diss Daphne but not Buffy! >:(
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/06/09 at 11:11 pm
She's no ghost whisperer.
Neil Patrick Harris
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 04/06/09 at 11:31 pm
How can abybody trust a doctor named Doogie Howser
Meryl Streep
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/06/09 at 11:32 pm
Too many nominations.
Susan Lucci
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/06/09 at 11:38 pm
"Susan Lucci punches a baby" (Inside joke, but it's still a diss)
Tex Avery
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 04/06/09 at 11:39 pm
Too much exaggerations and Chuck Jones does funnier cartoon expressions
Chuck Jones
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/06/09 at 11:40 pm
Not nearly as cool as Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/06/09 at 11:41 pm
Bad acting is what reduces his coolness
Sylvester Stallone
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 04/06/09 at 11:43 pm
Only good for doing sequels for two well known characters
Sally Field
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/06/09 at 11:44 pm
I don't like her, I don't really like her.
Jessica Alba
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 04/06/09 at 11:44 pm
So not Jessica Alba fantastic
Ashley Tisdale
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/06/09 at 11:46 pm
If I hear Maddie's The Boss one more time, I'll puke.
Eva Mendes
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 04/06/09 at 11:48 pm
Have no clue who she is, so she's an instant hasbeen :D
Ice Cube
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/06/09 at 11:48 pm
Anybody who has ice in their name is an instant flop like...
Vanilla Ice
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 04/06/09 at 11:49 pm
'Nuff said ::)
Quentin Taratino
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/06/09 at 11:51 pm
The most overrated person in history (mostly by himself.)
Jason Alexander
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 04/06/09 at 11:52 pm
Only funny in "Sienfeld" and only in small does
Tony Danza
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/06/09 at 11:54 pm
Only funny in Taxi, and he does the same character over and over.
Kevin Costner
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 04/06/09 at 11:55 pm
Boring actor and overrated
Jennifer Garner
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/06/09 at 11:57 pm
Likewise overrated, only because he married Ben Afflac.
Shirley MacLaine
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/07/09 at 7:48 am
Well at least she's not nearly as annoying as Shirley Temple
Shirley Temple
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: KKay on 04/07/09 at 9:22 am
annoying child, crazy adult.
John Travolta
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/07/09 at 12:42 pm
http://kunochan.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/terl.jpg
Nuff said....
;D
Next.....
Brad Pitt
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/07/09 at 1:18 pm
Has a wife who is obsessed with adopting kids
Micheal Jackson
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 04/07/09 at 1:22 pm
Where's Chris Hansen when needed?
Paula Abdul
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/07/09 at 1:28 pm
Is she ever sober?!?!
Simon Cowell
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 04/07/09 at 1:32 pm
A career on dissing others, hey we all can become famous 8)
Barbra Streisand
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Womble on 04/07/09 at 6:53 pm
Don't you dare diss Buffy.... you can diss Daphne but not Buffy! >:(
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Not trying to diss on Sarah-Michelle just thought I could keep a roll of 'Buffy' actors going since Seth Green was mentioned just before my post.
Barbra Streisand
She nose what she's doing.
Jamie-Lynne Spears
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/07/09 at 8:32 pm
Almost just as annoying as her older sister...
Britney Spears
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/07/09 at 8:45 pm
The toxic part is right, for the most part.....
;D
Next....
Liam Gallagher
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: anabel on 04/07/09 at 9:13 pm
Gets along with no one-especially his own brother, who would be
Noel Gallagher
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/07/09 at 10:35 pm
He's about as bad as Liam.
Metallica
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/08/09 at 10:17 am
How about.....
Selloutica?
;D
Next.....
Ike Turner
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 04/08/09 at 2:57 pm
Inspiration for Tommy Lee, Bobby Brown, and Chris Brown
Pam Anderson
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: anabel on 04/08/09 at 4:06 pm
Inspiration for blowup dolls the world over....
Katie Holmes
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 04/08/09 at 5:12 pm
Hasbeen who's only famous (again) for being married to Tom Cruise
Kim Kardashian
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Womble on 04/08/09 at 7:52 pm
Flavor of the month
Keith Richards
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: anabel on 04/08/09 at 8:15 pm
The Oldest Dead Guy Alive!!
Mick Jagger
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/08/09 at 8:23 pm
Second oldest dead guy alive!!!
Dana Carvey
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Womble on 04/08/09 at 8:31 pm
Proof of the old adage "What goes up must come down".
David hasselhoff
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/08/09 at 8:32 pm
Only the Germans like him
Dane Cook
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/08/09 at 9:08 pm
Most famous celebrity nobody knows about.
Nicole Kidman
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/08/09 at 9:16 pm
The highest-paid actress in the motion picture industry... What exactly has she been in?
George W Bush
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/08/09 at 9:18 pm
The list is too long to put here.
Michelle Obama
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/08/09 at 9:30 pm
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f6/March_2009_Obama_Vogue_cover.JPG
More of a model than first lady
Dick Cheney
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/08/09 at 9:32 pm
See George W. Bush
Gene Hackman
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/08/09 at 9:36 pm
The Superman movies sucked
Kid Rock
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/08/09 at 9:37 pm
More like Big Dick.
George Clooney
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/08/09 at 9:38 pm
Not the sexiest man in the world... Sorry!
Bob Ross
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/08/09 at 9:39 pm
Nobody knows him.
Ryan Reynolds
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/08/09 at 9:40 pm
Van Wilder had that scene with the dog which was just plain DISGUSTING!!!
Jerry Seinfeld
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/08/09 at 9:41 pm
Pissed me off trying to defend Michael Richards on "Letterman"
David Letterman
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/08/09 at 10:02 pm
Should do battle with Jay Leno
Jay Leno
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/09/09 at 11:09 am
Could his opening monoluge be ever more longer?
;D
Next....
Jimmy Fallon
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/09/09 at 11:14 am
Yet another Talk Show host... How many does there really need to be?
John Lennon
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Frank on 04/09/09 at 6:37 pm
Gee, can't say much about him. He's an icon. OK..maybe his hair growth was too extreme in about 1968-69.
Clint Eastwood
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 04/09/09 at 11:19 pm
Practically does the same roles and overrated
Ice T
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/10/09 at 10:47 pm
Better drink than a person
Trey Parker
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: coqueta83 on 04/10/09 at 11:53 pm
He just HAD to unleash "South Park" to the entire world, didn't he? ;D
Hilary Duff
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Frank on 04/11/09 at 12:27 am
Young innocent girl, turned into a 8-P
Tom Cruise
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/11/09 at 12:41 am
His name alone makes me sea sick
Jenna Jameson
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/11/09 at 5:45 pm
Atleast, she is better looking than Ron Jeremy.
Speaking of which....
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/11/09 at 6:10 pm
The nickname the Hedgehog is the most endearing they could call him.
Bill O'Reilly
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 04/11/09 at 9:34 pm
Pretty much a bitter old man who still thinks this is 1955
Dennis Rodman
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/11/09 at 9:35 pm
Worst looking dude in a wedding dress.
Kim Bassinger
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 04/11/09 at 9:37 pm
Would've been better if she went by Baldwin since I have no clue to pronounce her last name...
Martha Quinn
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/11/09 at 9:38 pm
Did she ever grow out of that awkward 17 year old look.
Kirk Cameron
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 04/11/09 at 9:41 pm
A freak... (don't care what religion he's into, but he pretty a weirdo like Tom Cruise)
Kerry King from Slayer
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/11/09 at 9:44 pm
I didn't know they had a school for pansy who wanted to learn "heavy metal" and pick up chicks in a library.
Daniel Radcliffe
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 04/11/09 at 9:45 pm
A boy wizard, he'll be type casted for life
Drew Carrey
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/11/09 at 9:47 pm
I didn't know blowing hot air could earn someone thousands.
Adam Sandler
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 04/11/09 at 9:49 pm
Sometimes funny on "SNL", but more annoying in movies
Pauly Shore
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/11/09 at 9:50 pm
Dude, I think I left my talent around here somewhere.
Martha Stewart
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 04/11/09 at 9:53 pm
Making crafts... I've seen amatuers done better :D
Hayden Pannetierre
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/11/09 at 9:56 pm
Sorry she can't hold a candle to an original Disney blond Julie Piekoski.
Nancy McKeon
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 04/11/09 at 9:58 pm
Why did she play a character named "Joe"? ???
Rachel Reenstra
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/12/09 at 12:13 am
Uh... Who? Is she the chick from Friends?
Patrick Stewart
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/12/09 at 12:15 am
Not as good a Captain as Kirk.
Tyra Banks
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/12/09 at 12:15 am
Models should be seen and not heard
Donald Trump
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/12/09 at 12:17 am
What's not to hate?
Bill Gates
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/12/09 at 12:17 am
Rich bastard....
Sara Bareilles
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/12/09 at 12:20 am
Her song got tiresome after the 2,000,000 time.
Debbie Gibson
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/12/09 at 12:21 am
At least she's better than Mel Gibson
Fergie
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/12/09 at 12:24 am
At least she's better than Mel Gibson
Disagree
As fro Fergie, she sucks in every sense of the word.
Bea Arthur
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/12/09 at 12:28 am
Too old... Maybe hot in like the 30's
Kurt Cobain
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Written By: Indy Gent on 04/12/09 at 12:30 am
He would have been better if he's stayed alive.
Jack Nicholson
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Written By: Matthias on 04/12/09 at 12:30 am
It's not acting if you're already this crazy...
Orlando Bloom
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Written By: Indy Gent on 04/12/09 at 12:35 am
White people should name their boys Orlando. (j/k)
Christian Bale
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/12/09 at 12:38 am
Quit ranting you big baby!
Dustin Hoffman
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Written By: Indy Gent on 04/12/09 at 12:41 am
Now I can look at him without thinking about Tootsie.
James Belushi
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Written By: Matthias on 04/12/09 at 12:43 am
Another actor in another show about another fat guy with another hot wife... BORING!
John Belushi
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Written By: Indy Gent on 04/12/09 at 12:55 am
He wasn't that funny when he was alive.
Tim Allen
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Written By: Matthias on 04/12/09 at 12:59 am
Gets paid millions of dollars for grunting... He should be in those Geico commercials as a caveman
Christopher Lloyd
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Written By: Indy Gent on 04/12/09 at 1:01 am
He rarely did interviews, which made him look stuck-up.
Tom Cruise
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Written By: Matthias on 04/12/09 at 1:07 am
His name alone makes me sea-sick!
Amy Lee
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Written By: Indy Gent on 04/12/09 at 1:08 am
Her-pocrite!
Bono
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Written By: Matthias on 04/12/09 at 1:10 am
A little full of himself, you think?
Freddie Mercury
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Written By: Indy Gent on 04/12/09 at 1:14 am
Can't say any gay and death jokes about him without being criticised.
Heath Ledger
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Written By: Matthias on 04/12/09 at 1:16 am
He played The Joker a little bit too well...
Bob Vila
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Written By: Indy Gent on 04/12/09 at 1:17 am
He sold out to Sears.
Bob Newhart
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Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/12/09 at 11:55 am
What gives with all of the sweaters?
;D
Next...
Billy Bob Thorton
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Written By: Matthias on 04/12/09 at 12:00 pm
Mr. Woodcock sucked!!!
Warren Zevon
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Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/14/09 at 2:03 pm
What about the werewolves, everywhere?
Next....
Jennifer Grey
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Written By: Frank on 04/14/09 at 2:05 pm
I don't NOSE what ever happened to her
Elizabeth Shue
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Written By: woops on 04/14/09 at 2:27 pm
Wow, a "u" in "Shoe" to look more sophisticated ::)
Bette Midler
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Written By: Matthias on 04/14/09 at 3:32 pm
More like the wind beneath her butt
Alice Cooper
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Written By: woops on 04/14/09 at 9:57 pm
Scary... only for a 5 year old
James Hetfield
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Written By: Matthias on 04/14/09 at 10:58 pm
Saint Anger sucked!!!
George Washington
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Written By: woops on 04/15/09 at 12:46 am
What's with the powdered wig?
Valarie Beterelli (sp)
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Frank on 04/15/09 at 1:03 am
How come Valerie Bertinelli, so gorgeous, marries...rocker Eddie Van Halen? :\'(
Mel Gibson
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Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/15/09 at 10:47 am
No comment....
;D
Next....
Willie Nelson
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Written By: Matthias on 04/15/09 at 3:45 pm
Crazy redneck...
Kelly Clarkson
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Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/16/09 at 8:39 am
Glad she has hasn't done any more films, since From Justin To Kelly.
Next....
James Lipton
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Written By: woops on 04/16/09 at 12:18 pm
Always kissing up to the celebrities and probably would make Pam Anderson look like a serious actress if he were to interview her
Ryan Adams
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Written By: Matthias on 04/16/09 at 12:42 pm
The guy from the Adam's Family that they didn't want you to know about...
Richard Simmons
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Written By: woops on 04/16/09 at 2:50 pm
creepy and doesn't look like a fitness guru
Ice T
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Written By: Matthias on 04/16/09 at 3:09 pm
A better drink than a person
Robert E. Lee
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Written By: woops on 04/16/09 at 3:47 pm
What does "E" stand for, "Embarassing"
Leonard Maltin
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Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/17/09 at 3:46 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtIEVsILH_0
Enogh said...
;D
Next....
Roger Ebert
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Written By: Indy Gent on 04/18/09 at 10:31 pm
He couldn't be criticizing movies when he co-wrote "Beyond the Valley Of The Dolls" with Russ Meyer.
Gene Shalit
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/18/09 at 11:49 pm
Is there a funnier looking person in the world?
Perhaps...
Woody Allen
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/18/09 at 11:50 pm
Soon Yee Previn, enough said.
Diana Ross
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Written By: Matthias on 04/18/09 at 11:53 pm
The movie Dreamgirls sucked!
Hen Griffey Jr
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Written By: Indy Gent on 04/18/09 at 11:55 pm
At least he didn't shoot up. (Show off, more like it.)
Tom Hanks
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Written By: Matthias on 04/18/09 at 11:57 pm
What's with his hair?!?!
Carson Kressley
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Written By: woops on 04/18/09 at 11:58 pm
...uh Can't say since it's sooo Un PC
Elvis Costello
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Written By: Matthias on 04/18/09 at 11:59 pm
Not nearly as cool as Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley
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Written By: woops on 04/19/09 at 12:02 am
Not the originator of rock n' roll
Kurt Loder
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 04/19/09 at 12:04 am
Not as cool as Kurt Cobain
Kurt Cobain
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Written By: Indy Gent on 04/19/09 at 12:08 am
Maybe cooler dead than alive.
Ted Nugent
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Written By: woops on 04/19/09 at 12:09 am
If grows a beard, he'll be Yosemite Sam ::)
Tori Amos
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Written By: Indy Gent on 04/19/09 at 12:11 am
Lemmie see, loud band, no melody...
Robert Wagner
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Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/26/09 at 9:29 am
Hasn't really done anything, since Austin Powers 3!
Speaking of which.....
Verne Troyer
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Written By: woops on 04/26/09 at 2:44 pm
Only good role is "Shasta McNasty" sitcom
Ricki Lake
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Written By: Matthias on 04/26/09 at 5:28 pm
The only good thing about her is that her name was used in "Pretty Fly For A White Guy" by The Offspring
Johnny Depp
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Written By: Big Nasty on 04/26/09 at 5:44 pm
Funny I thought his best role was as a drug addict in From Hell...was he really acting or just being himself then?
Beyonce KNowles
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Written By: Matthias on 04/26/09 at 6:33 pm
A bit too full of herself... See The Mad TV music video Beyonce...
James Woods
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Written By: Big Nasty on 04/26/09 at 6:48 pm
Popularity raised due to Family Guy episode...HOW SAD IS THAT.
Hulk Hogan
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Written By: Matthias on 04/26/09 at 7:11 pm
The Not-So-Incredible Hulk
Matt Groening
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Written By: woops on 04/27/09 at 12:40 pm
Not an innovator in animation and should pull the plug on "The Simpsons"
Walter Lantz
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Written By: Matthias on 04/27/09 at 2:13 pm
Woody Woodpecker's laugh was SOOOOOOOOOO annoying!!!
Matt Stone
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Written By: woops on 04/27/09 at 3:05 pm
He's pretty much stoned.
Don Bluth
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Written By: Matthias on 04/27/09 at 3:06 pm
Does he use a Bluthtooth cell phone?
Billie Joe Armstrong
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Written By: woops on 04/27/09 at 3:08 pm
For a punk rocker, his name sounds kinda country... atleast he doesn't have any pop star kids
Eddie Trunk
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Written By: Matthias on 04/27/09 at 3:10 pm
If he was an elephant his name would be perfect
Patrick Stump
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Written By: ninny on 04/27/09 at 3:13 pm
Who?
Kristen Stewart
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Written By: woops on 04/27/09 at 3:14 pm
Have no clue who she is, so she's a hasbeen
Da Brat
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Written By: Matthias on 04/27/09 at 6:32 pm
The last two people nobody knows... Now it's my turn
Eddie Murphy
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 04/28/09 at 5:04 pm
Hasn't been funny since 1987...
Mike Myers
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Written By: Matthias on 04/28/09 at 8:11 pm
Good character in the Halloween films, terrible actor...
Michael Jordan
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Written By: woops on 04/29/09 at 1:11 am
Biggest achievement was to appear in a movie with a wascally wabbit :D
Hilary Duff
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Written By: Matthias on 04/29/09 at 3:24 pm
I would rather have a Duff beer...
Alecia Beth Moore (Pink)
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Written By: woops on 04/29/09 at 11:45 pm
One of those women I'd never want to date...
Sandra Bullock
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Written By: Matthias on 04/29/09 at 11:53 pm
Crash was far too racist for my liking...
Tim Burton
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Written By: woops on 04/30/09 at 1:07 pm
Good for Hot Topic merchandise :D
Wes Craven
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Written By: Matthias on 04/30/09 at 1:12 pm
Freddy Krueger should chop him up...
Walt Disney
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Written By: woops on 04/30/09 at 1:13 pm
He may have been an innovator, but the cartoons aren't as funny like the Looney Tunes from Warner Bros.
Ted Turner
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Written By: Matthias on 04/30/09 at 1:15 pm
His mustache is stupid-looking...
David Letterman
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Written By: woops on 04/30/09 at 1:21 pm
Was cool, like over 15 years ago
Jimmy Fallon
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Written By: Matthias on 04/30/09 at 3:22 pm
I've always liked MAD TV better
Bobby Lee
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Written By: woops on 04/30/09 at 4:36 pm
Not really that funny
Pam Anderson
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Written By: Matthias on 04/30/09 at 10:42 pm
Known for having big boobs... Not not nearly as talented as this person known for the same thing...
Dolly Parton
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Written By: woops on 05/01/09 at 12:30 am
I wonder how long silicone last?
Howard Stern
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Written By: Matthias on 05/01/09 at 8:32 am
Pervert!
Jim Davis
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Written By: woops on 05/01/09 at 5:47 pm
Like his creation Garfield, has been lazy on the strips lately
Jody Foster
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Written By: Step-chan on 05/01/09 at 7:00 pm
Not as good as Fosters beer.
Alice Cooper
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Written By: woops on 05/01/09 at 8:31 pm
What's so scary about a guy named Alice?
Paula Abdul
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Written By: Matthias on 05/01/09 at 11:10 pm
She's lucky she's a judge on American Idol if she was a contestant she was lose horribly.
Jeff Dunham
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Written By: woops on 05/02/09 at 12:51 pm
Pretty much shows what Sesame Street is really like after 12 PM
Julie Brown (comedian)
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Written By: Matthias on 05/03/09 at 8:50 pm
At least she's funnier than Charlie Brown... That kid is just depressing...
Billy Idol
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Written By: woops on 05/04/09 at 2:32 am
Is that a real sneer or a cleft lip
(BTW, I actually was born with a cleft pallet...incase I accidently offend anybody)
Kirk Cameron
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Written By: Matthias on 05/04/09 at 7:33 am
I like Captain Kirk better than this dude...
Matthew Broderick
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Written By: woops on 05/04/09 at 12:21 pm
I don't know why he's married to a witch...
Conan O'Brien
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Written By: Matthias on 05/04/09 at 4:23 pm
Not nearly as cool as Conan the Barbarian
Jay Leno
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Written By: Big Nasty on 05/04/09 at 5:26 pm
Jay Leno...how about this guy stop ripping of Howard Stern bits and claiming them as his own! No not by the hair of his 18 inch chin!
James McAvoy
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Written By: Matthias on 05/04/09 at 5:32 pm
After reading his Wikipedia page I still have no idea who the heck he is...
Michael J. Fox
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Written By: woops on 05/05/09 at 8:28 pm
"Back to the Future" trilogy was good, though not into his work in "Family Ties" since that sitcom is not funny
Andy Dick
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Written By: Matthias on 05/05/09 at 8:35 pm
The name fits since this guy is a Dick
Alan Greenspan
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Written By: woops on 05/05/09 at 8:46 pm
Have no clue, so he's instantly a hasbeen
Tom Arnold
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Written By: Matthias on 05/05/09 at 9:11 pm
Is he the guy who own's Tom's Diner in that one song?
Tom (From Myspace)
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Written By: Big Nasty on 05/06/09 at 6:47 am
Tom from myspace a celebrity? What is he a Z list Celebrity or a WWW List Celebrity. This guy is lower on the Celebrity list then Kathy Griffin or for that matter any WWE wrestler.
Speaking of WWE wrestlers....John Cena
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 05/06/09 at 6:50 am
Wrestling is a Fake
Tay Zonday (The Chocolate Rain Guy)
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Written By: woops on 05/07/09 at 10:49 pm
Annoying singing...
Kathy Lee Gifford
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Written By: Matthias on 05/07/09 at 11:20 pm
Not nearly as entertaining as Regis
Al Capone
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Written By: Frank on 05/08/09 at 1:09 am
Could not escape the Taxman.
Hulk Hogan
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Written By: Below Average Dave on 05/08/09 at 1:10 am
Hulk Hogan is the king of a fake sport, and he's a bad actor. . .pity I remember when I liked him as a kid, then that whole reality show. . .Hulk lost his touch
Katy Perry
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Written By: Big Nasty on 05/08/09 at 5:05 am
Ah the famous singer of I Kissed a Girl and I Liked it....Well I dissed a girl and I liked it.
Katy is pale with that Super Bright Lipstick lick she has glow sticks on her lips.
Chris Tucker
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 05/08/09 at 9:20 am
Not nearly as entertaining as Tom Tucker from Family Guy
Talking about Family Guy... Seth Green
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Below Average Dave on 05/08/09 at 10:36 am
As much as I like Seth Green, when he imitated that "Leave Britney Alone" dude, he almost seem to enjoy it too much, I thought maybe he was on something. He's great at playing a whiny nerd. . .
(seriously-Seth Green Matt? you are making me diss my favs, but he is good at playing whiny annoying characters)
Madonna
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 05/08/09 at 10:41 am
Liked kissing Britney a bit too much...
Harrison Ford
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Written By: Below Average Dave on 05/08/09 at 10:45 am
Hahaha, I don't know that that's really a bad thing.
Harrison Ford was great in his prime, now he belongs on those Celebrity Reality Shows. . .I haven't seen anything good by him in a long time.
Green Day
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 05/08/09 at 10:50 am
Billie Joe Armstrong is an American Idiot (even though he may not want to be or not!)
Rodney Dangerfield
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Written By: Below Average Dave on 05/08/09 at 11:04 am
Billie Joe Armstrong is an American Idiot (even though he may not want to be or not!)
Rodney Dangerfield
There aren't too many people that can make Rosie O Donnel look attractive. . .but you just found one
Eminem
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 05/08/09 at 1:25 pm
Listen to "Marshall Mathers" the reason to diss him becomes evident...
Snoop Dogg
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Written By: Big Nasty on 05/09/09 at 6:33 am
This guy is the poster child for the "Chronic" and he coaches a kids football team....HEADLINES: "Snoop Dogg football team test positive for performance enhancing drugs, and weed."
Tony Romo
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 05/09/09 at 8:12 am
I hate football (Most sports really, but mostly football)
Ray Ramano
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Below Average Dave on 05/09/09 at 8:15 am
Ray who? Doesn't he work at the local car wash here?
Mariah Carey
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Written By: Matthias on 05/09/09 at 8:16 am
She has one good song and that's a cover of a Christmas song....
50 Cent
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Written By: Below Average Dave on 05/09/09 at 8:19 am
You have to question this rappers "poetic ability" when even he thinks his music is only worth half that of others in his genre. . .
Miley Cyrus
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 05/09/09 at 8:22 am
Ugh! Vocals aren't terrible but her lyrics suck! Who really wants to hear a million songs about High School Drama and Romance? Not me says I!
Tex Avery
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Written By: woops on 05/11/09 at 10:47 pm
Heck Allen deserves the credit since he wrote many MGM cartoons
Leeza Gibbons
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Written By: Matthias on 05/11/09 at 11:09 pm
Exactly what we need... Another talk show host
Pope Benedict The 16th
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Written By: JamieMcBain on 05/12/09 at 6:14 pm
http://lh3.ggpht.com/_hZ43R776-E0/SAUgpHNBo-I/AAAAAAAAAM0/sbbLoqqf-sk/benedictatine.JPG
Need I say more?
;D
Speaking of which....
Pope John Paul II
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 05/13/09 at 11:59 am
Why is it only old people who are Pope? I want to see some guy in his 20's be Pope...
John Wilkes Booth
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Written By: Big Nasty on 05/17/09 at 7:17 am
Why is it only old people who are Pope? I want to see some guy in his 20's be Pope...
John Wilkes Booth
Because a young Pope may send the Pope Mobile to Xzibit and Pimp My Ride!
John Wilkes Booth a famous Assassin as well as a Erectile Dysfunction Sufferer!
Mickey Rourke
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 05/17/09 at 11:33 am
Honestly, I have no clue who he was... though only familiar by name... I think he did "Andy Hardy" movies in the '40's ::)
Gloria Trevi
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Written By: Matthias on 05/17/09 at 11:54 pm
A Mexican pop-rock singer-songwriter... (Taco Bell gives me bad stomach cramps and that's a terrible imitation of what Mexican food is supposed to be like... Got nothing else to diss her on, She's pretty hot)
Jimmy Kimmel
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Written By: woops on 05/18/09 at 1:54 pm
Why can't Adam Corolla have a talk show since he's funnier
Lorenzo Llamas
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 05/18/09 at 10:12 pm
The movie he was in "Snake Eater" sounds more like a bad porno than anything else...
Ghandi
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Written By: Indy Gent on 05/18/09 at 10:47 pm
He was a polythiest.
Marilyn Monroe
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Written By: Matthias on 05/19/09 at 8:48 am
Was the basis for one of the most annoying cartoon characters of all time... Betty Boop
Jenna Jameson
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 05/19/09 at 2:04 pm
Anything besides adult films?
Martha Stewart
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Written By: Matthias on 05/19/09 at 3:45 pm
She sure can spiffy up those jail cells.
Notorious B.I.G (Biggy Smalls)
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Big Nasty on 05/19/09 at 5:34 pm
By no means should he have a nickname with "Smalls" in it anywhere.
Sean Combs....P. Diddy...Puff Daddy...Puffy....Sean "Puffy" Combs....you get the idea who is next!
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Written By: anabel on 05/19/09 at 6:04 pm
Can you say identity crisis of major proportions?
Ryan Seacrest (this should be easy!)
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Written By: woops on 05/19/09 at 6:38 pm
Dork associated with one of the most overrated reality shows
David Arquette
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 05/21/09 at 11:10 am
Hamlet 2 was one of the worst movies ever!!!
Amy Lee
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 05/21/09 at 1:03 pm
Evenescance is overrated and good thing was a one hit wonder
Kim Karashian
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 05/21/09 at 2:22 pm
Famous for her sex tape? Somebody else is famous for a sex tape and I hate her so much...
Paris Hilton
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 05/21/09 at 6:48 pm
Uh... what does she do again besides partying and sex tapes? Nothing...just as I thought
Dr. Suess
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: JamieMcBain on 05/21/09 at 8:02 pm
Not a real doctor.
Next....
This should interesting.....
Dr. Pepper
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Frank on 05/21/09 at 11:18 pm
I prefer the taste of Coca-cola :)
Goldie Hawn
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Written By: snozberries on 05/22/09 at 12:46 am
Honestly, I have no clue who he was... though only familiar by name... I think he did "Andy Hardy" movies in the '40's ::)
Gloria Trevi
Seriously???
and who the eff is Gloria Trev
I prefer the taste of Coca-cola :)
Goldie Hawn
Living proof that the blonde jokes have to come from somewhere.
Kate Hudson
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Written By: Matthias on 05/22/09 at 2:01 am
I've never seen any of her movies, but the plot lines for a lot of them seem a little too similar for her to be a very diverse actress...
Steven King
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Written By: snozberries on 05/22/09 at 2:07 am
Hmmm a horror writer who gets most of his plots while looking in a mirror...
Perry King
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Written By: Matthias on 05/22/09 at 9:30 am
I haven't seen any of this movies except for "The Day After Tomorrow" and that was terrible because it pretty much just like Al Gore's flick
Al Gore
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 05/22/09 at 11:41 am
Seriously???
and who the eff is Gloria Trev
eh, it's a generation gap and only know of "Sin City" from a few years ago
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 05/23/09 at 3:38 am
Al Gore
He makes one film on global warming and he's declared the Messiah.
Donny Osmond
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Written By: woops on 05/23/09 at 2:31 pm
Bad music and also annoying personality
Tom Green
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Written By: snozberries on 05/24/09 at 6:57 am
.....speaking of annoying personalities huh? ;D
and since had the bad taste to marry the most annoying man on the planet.....
Drew Barrymore
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 05/24/09 at 10:48 am
Besides that she's related to old time Hollywood actors, which only film buffs are familiar with, don't know why she's acting... plus she's average looking
Brittany Murphy
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: snozberries on 05/24/09 at 4:04 pm
She's a ho....but she is also the voice of LuAnne on King of the Hill so I like her
Tom Petty
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 05/24/09 at 11:23 pm
I would push him off of a cliff so he can be "free falling" to his death
Nathan Lane
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 05/25/09 at 12:56 am
Only good role was a farting warthog
Jennifer Garner
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 05/25/09 at 7:59 pm
Juno sucked (Who wants to watch a movie about a teenage pregnant girl?)
Jack Black
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 05/25/09 at 9:22 pm
overly annoying and not an ounce funny
Carrie Keagan
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: snozberries on 05/27/09 at 5:24 am
how come you always name people I never heard of... I thought this was diss the celebrity on diss the random person only woops has heard of :P ;D
Suzanne Sommers
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 05/27/09 at 10:01 am
She currently features items of her design on the Home Shopping Network... Ewwwwww!!! The Home Shopping Network Sucks!!!
Denis Leary
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 05/27/09 at 10:54 am
how come you always name people I never heard of... I thought this was diss the celebrity on diss the random person only woops has heard of :P ;D
Keagan's a journalist/host and also appeared on VH1 Classics a few times as a VJ
Personally, I think she's cute, though also robotic...
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 05/27/09 at 10:55 am
Denis Leary
Funny, only for somebody who's into listening to others ranting
Robert Iger
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: snozberries on 05/27/09 at 11:41 pm
Funny, only for somebody who's into listening to others ranting
Robert Iger
Iger? More like ei-yi-yi I'm gonna have to stop posting after you.... :D
speaking of VJs
Martha Quinn
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 05/28/09 at 10:55 am
MTV Sucks!!!
Katy Perry
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: snozberries on 06/03/09 at 4:17 am
She kissed a girl but not a lot of people liked it.....
Perry King
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 06/03/09 at 8:45 am
A blatant rip-off of...
Larry King
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 06/03/09 at 1:13 pm
boring
Friz Freling
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 06/03/09 at 1:34 pm
Who? Never heard of this person before and "Friz" is a very strange name...
Ben Stiller
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 06/04/09 at 1:11 pm
Who? Never heard of this person before and "Friz" is a very strange name...
He was a director of various Looney Tunes cartoons and created Yosemite Sam, Sylvestor, and Porky Pig.
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 06/04/09 at 1:13 pm
Ben Stiller
Funny... only on his sketch comedy show from the early '90's
Amy Poehler
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 06/04/09 at 1:24 pm
"Mean Girls" wasn't mean it just sucked!
Lindsay Lohan
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 06/04/09 at 1:25 pm
Fire Crotch ::)
Andy Richter
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 06/04/09 at 4:13 pm
Best known as a sidekick to Conan O'Brien... Who wants to be known as the Robin to Batman?!
Lady Gaga
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: anabel on 06/04/09 at 7:45 pm
Fire Crotch ::)
Andy Richter
;D ;D ;D That made me snort grape juice!!! ;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: anabel on 06/04/09 at 7:46 pm
Best known as a sidekick to Conan O'Brien... Who wants to be known as the Robin to Batman?!
Lady Gaga
Matthew calls her Lady Blah Blah.
Reese Witherspoon
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 06/05/09 at 12:10 am
I can't really think of anything bad to say about her... She's hot! I guess "Walk The Line" was kind of boring, because I was never a fan of...
Johnny Cash
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 06/05/09 at 11:53 am
not into country music
Snoop Dogg
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 06/05/09 at 6:55 pm
He's always high...
Dr. Dre
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 06/05/09 at 9:29 pm
Not a real doc and not much into gangsta rap
Sally Field
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 06/07/09 at 12:46 am
Her show is overrated.
Shirley MacLaine
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 06/07/09 at 8:24 pm
Never heard of her...only by name though
Chelsea Handler
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Brigitte on 06/07/09 at 8:36 pm
Who? Z-list celebrity I'm guessing.
Elizabeth Taylor
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 06/08/09 at 12:34 pm
Pretty much indifferent towards her films... though not into "classic films"
Carlos Mencia
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 06/08/09 at 8:51 pm
Not funny... See the South Park episode "Fishsticks"
Eminem
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: star80 on 06/08/09 at 10:34 pm
Attitude....need I say more......or yeah, he um needs to keep it in check sometimes
Cher
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 06/08/09 at 11:18 pm
Isn't she ever going to get old? I mean she was singing in the 60's with Sonny and she's still performing today? What the hell Cher?!
Steve Tyler
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 06/08/09 at 11:24 pm
His band Aerosmith was cool until 1993 :P
Axl Rose
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 06/08/09 at 11:27 pm
Chinese Democracy is overrated... It's not as good as their classic work
Steve Jobs
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: JamieMcBain on 06/09/09 at 11:35 am
He invented the iPod.
::)
Bill Gates
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 06/09/09 at 11:42 am
One of the world's richest nerd... yet who cares
Don Bluth
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 06/09/09 at 10:40 pm
Who the f*ck is that?! lol
Micheal J. Fox
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Frank on 06/10/09 at 1:05 am
No success in movies other than Back to the Future
Jane Fonda
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 06/10/09 at 2:12 am
(Don Bluth is a director of animated movies like "An American Tale" & "Secret of Nymph")
More known for work-out tapes and once being married to Ted Turner than her acting
Jewel
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 06/21/09 at 11:21 pm
Not worth her name... Might as well call her Fool's Gold
Walt Disney
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: woops on 06/22/09 at 6:33 pm
Not really an innovator of animation since he was more of a business person
Sebastian Bach
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 07/08/10 at 10:10 pm
Nobody listens to classic music anymore!
John Candy
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Ripley on 11/07/15 at 9:49 am
Died too soon :'(
Maculey Culkin
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/07/15 at 10:41 pm
After Home Alone, he hasn't done anything.
Angelina Jolie
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/29/15 at 6:04 am
Maleficent put us all to sleep!
Colin Firth
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/29/15 at 9:34 pm
Colin is a snobby name
Matthew McConaughey
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/04/15 at 3:59 am
Too much ah-ah!
Nicole Kidman
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 12/04/15 at 1:24 pm
She was married to Tom Cruise.
Jennifer Garner
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/07/15 at 7:41 am
Has she ever garnered?
Alfred Hitchcock
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 12/07/15 at 5:39 pm
If he wasn't a famed director, he would have been in prison for sexual harassment.
Martin Scorsese
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: apollonia1986 on 12/07/15 at 5:53 pm
If he wasn't a famed director, he would have been in prison for sexual harassment.
Martin Scorsese
The Last Temptation of Christ was just blasphemy.
Oprah
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Ripley on 12/07/15 at 7:58 pm
Quit her talk show
Vince Vaughn
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/20/16 at 11:45 am
Just watched him, not funny!
Paul Rudd
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/21/16 at 5:34 pm
Seth Rogan is always following him.
Steve Carell
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/22/16 at 5:44 pm
Isn't he already dissed?
Tom Cruise
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/22/16 at 5:46 pm
Scientology
Will Ferrall
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: apollonia1986 on 04/22/16 at 7:31 pm
Overrated as hell.
Kevin Hart.
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/22/16 at 9:03 pm
Overrated as well.
Kate Hudson
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/23/16 at 6:17 am
Her mother is remembered more.
Tim Burton
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/27/16 at 10:39 pm
Uses Johnny Depp too much.
Blake Shelton
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: apollonia1986 on 04/29/16 at 6:52 pm
Not that good looking.
Katt Williams
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Baltimoreian on 04/30/16 at 11:20 am
He made the Scary Movie franchise even worse.
John Cena
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: apollonia1986 on 05/01/16 at 1:20 pm
Tired of hearing about him from my Wrestling obsessed friends. (I saw him in person once though)
Raven Symone
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 05/01/16 at 1:59 pm
She use to be cute and obnoxious on The Cosby Show, but now she's just obnoxious.
Barbara Walters
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: apollonia1986 on 05/02/16 at 4:22 pm
I've only ever seen ONE interview she's done. (I think you know who she talked to that I saw...)
Kylie Jenner.
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 05/02/16 at 5:32 pm
She was made by Caitlyn's swimmers.
Anna Kendrick
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 12/03/16 at 1:28 pm
Pitch Perfect... More like Bitch Perfect... Only good as Scott Pilgrim's sister
Michael Cera
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 12/04/16 at 10:36 am
Did nothing (figuratively) after Superbad
Jessie Eisenberg
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 12/05/16 at 1:34 pm
Did nothing (figuratively) after Superbad
Jessie Eisenberg
Looks exactly like Michael Cera and just as untalented...
Edgar Wright
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 12/05/16 at 10:13 pm
Not a good director
Brie Larson
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 12/06/16 at 10:46 am
Not a good director
Brie Larson
She was in the movie Room which WISHES it could be as exciting as the movie The Room.
Tommy Wisseau
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 12/06/16 at 4:57 pm
Not even an average director.
Gigi Hadid
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Matthias on 03/17/20 at 2:17 pm
Still don't know WHO the HELL that is (Even after a Google search)
Bernie Sanders
Subject: Re: Diss The Celebrity Above
Written By: Indy Gent on 03/18/20 at 2:34 pm
Too old to be President
Joe Biden