teach me how to play the guitar...I really wanna learn to rock out to some Ramones songs! ;)

teach me how to play the guitar...I really wanna learn to rock out to some Ramones songs! ;)
There are many good teach yourself books around, and you do not need an expemsive guitar.

There are many good teach yourself books around, and you do not need an expemsive guitar.



maybe I will look into it someday soon! ;)

....give me more items to sell on Ebay

....give me more items to sell on Ebay


Get a slice of Wonder Bread, do an outline of the Madonna in lemon juice, throw in the toaster,
make yourself a couple of thousand, what could be easier?  ;)  ;D

become my anonymous benefactor.

Get a slice of Wonder Bread, do an outline of the Madonna in lemon juice, throw in the toaster,
make yourself a couple of thousand, what could be easier?   ;)   ;D



actually a funny story similiar to this....one time Beth and I were being goofy (this was during the time that people were trying to sell chewing gum supposedly chewed by Britney Spears on Ebay) and we tried to sell a twice licked lollipop...and there were people actually watching the item (thinking about bidding on it)...but then Ebay shut the auction down early (damn them ;))...that would have been hilarious if someone would have bought that!! ;D :D

...put a stop sign on my street so that nobody would SPEED down it anymore. >:(

...put a stop sign on my street so that nobody would SPEED down it anymore. >:(
We have sleeping policemen here, in other words humps in the road, or is it your street is a main thoroughfare?

....stop smoking so much weed out in the back alley (our neighbors)...because I get high just breathing in the air whenever I am coming out of my garage. ::)

... code MySpace HTML for me, so I don't have to

We have sleeping policemen here, in other words humps in the road, or is it your street is a main thoroughfare?

No, my street is not a main thoroughfare at all. In fact, they are all residential streets, the speed limit of which is 25 MPH unless otherwise posted.

To quote Seargent Stedanko, from "Nice Dreams" (1984):

"The only way to catch a doper, is when you yourself become a smoker.
The surest way to make them bleed, is when you bust their ass, & steal their weed."

-Not that I would PERSONALLY do that. I'd recommend a high-powered nozzle, some stink bombs, and a sweaty 450 lb. woman, named Kim Wallace. :o

...bump up "Words Link" and/or "Link The Songs"; those are two of my favourite threads!

Start a thread about linking band members.....
Hmmmmmmm.......
Idea flashes thru brain.....
'Scuse me!

. . . give me some money. I'm skint and it's only the start of the month!  :o

bring me a big lunch

bring me a big lunch
...a large breakfast will d me fine.

of breakfast in bed!

.. drown Alice in the harbor.

.. drown Alice in the harbor.


UGH...she's killing me today!!!!
"that woman is always on a diet..but it comes to a point where you're not even living!! you have to live a little! she'lll die and regret her life!!"

give me magical powers so that I could point my finger at someone and turn them into something gross! ;)

give me magical powers so that I could point my finger at someone and turn them into something gross! ;)
Don't we all?

Don't we all?



yes, definitely!

destroy all remaining bell-bottom pants from history! :D

....applaud me. No one has done so in the past four days. :(

....applaud me. No one has done so in the past four days. :(


Someone just did. :)

....applaud me. No one has done so in the past four days. :(
Just in case!

....turn back the time about 20 years.

... cancel all the reality shows on TV and then bring back great sitcoms

... cancel all the reality shows on TV and then bring back great sitcoms
I'll sign the petition for that!

... cancel all the reality shows on TV and then bring back great sitcoms


LOL! Good idea!!


I'll sign the petition for that!

I would do that too!

drive me to the Beer Garden - I wanna go see a band but i'm really lazy and don't feel like driving.

drive me to the Beer Garden - I wanna go see a band but i'm really lazy and don't feel like driving.
no problem, I can be there in about 84 hours  8)

no problem, I can be there in about 84 hours  8)


Eh, 15.

But she wont let me use her car.. so out of principal I refuse.

She never let me use it! Jerk!  >:(

Eh, 15.

But she wont let me use her car.. so out of principal I refuse.

She never let me use it! Jerk!  >:(
then I'll pick you up in 68.5 hours, and we'll pick her up 15 hours later

then I'll pick you up in 68.5 hours, and we'll pick her up 15 hours later


Fair do's.

I call shotgun.

Can we go to white castle?
Can we turn the radio up?
Can we have the windows down?
Can we pick up a hitcher?

Grant me the power to give my wife a hint about something, so she'll just do it.

...ditch daytime television

....find a shortcut from here to California. :-\\

...Recognize my talent as a singer, and give me the damn break I need.

...Recognize my talent as a singer, and give me the damn break I need.

What kind of music to you sing?

I wish someone would stop my husband & daughter from fighting >:(

What kind of music to you sing?

I have sung almost every style of music in the known "civilized" world.
If you want more info, PM me.

IWSW....tell my mother to have a Coke & a smile & shut the (CENSORED) up!

I have sung almost every style of music in the known "civilized" world.
If you want more info, PM me.

IWSW....tell my mother to have a Coke & a smile & shut the (CENSORED) up!
Gregorian Chant?

IWSW come into my life who could truly relate to me and my disabilities.  :\'(

...suggest a better way for me to manage my time. :-\\

make my mother-in-law not be such a BITCH

...bump this thread!

...finally get it through to the media that the vast majority of people do not want to hear about murders, rapes, assaults, and every other crime under the sun, day after day, "news" story after "news" story.  >:(

...improve the transport system in London.

Invent a transporter,so you can beam from one place to another.

...quit trying to be helpful. >:(

Invent a transporter,so you can beam from one place to another.
...other than a car?

...bump this thread!

Wish granted! O0

...time me what time it is for I should be in bed ages ago.

...bump the "Person Below Me" thread, because I think I made a good post in there...and it has gone unanswered for the past 3 weeks. :-[

Everyone would respect each other.

....schedule better programs on tv.

solve everyone's problems

...help the economy...maybe.

come back

come back
Ditto!

Everyone would respect each other.

Ditto. O0

Ditto. O0
Double ditto!!

... bring back more old threads

... bring back more old threads

I would...but I'd feel awkward doing that if the last person to post in such a thread was me. (I mean, I don't necessarily wanna respond to my own post.)

I wish someone would like IMing again. 

... bring back more old threads
I am trying to think subjects for new ones.

I am trying to think subjects for new ones.
ditto!

I am trying to think subjects for new ones.

ditto!

Sometimes I try to do that as well!

Sometimes I try to do that as well!
I had one, but now I've forgotten

Clear Facebook of TextSpeak

invent a bacon latte.

invent a bacon latte.
Go ahead, the patent is yours!

Go ahead, the patent is yours!

I was just phrasing a commercial, but someone with be crazy enough.


invent something that would correct identity theft.

I was just phrasing a commercial, but someone with be crazy enough.


invent something that would correct identity theft.
..take out someone else's identity instead?

...develop a cure for sleeping feet.

...develop a cure for sleeping feet.
...give your feet a pillow of their own?

...pick it and start all over again.

...bump up the Link/Chain The Songs thread, as well as the Songs A-Z(ish) thread. (I think I was the last person to post on all three of them.)

(And I think all three of them are on page three of this section.)

join us in playing this thread.

I wish someone would brush my hair as it feels good lol

invent a digital Satellite system that doesn't mess up in inclimate weather.

...guarantee a good film.

...actually stop identity theft.

...actually stop identity theft.

Ditto!!

...and do the same to telemarket calls, as they are invasive of people's privacy!! 8-P

...actually stop identity theft.

Ditto!!

...and do the same to telemarket calls, as they are invasive of people's privacy!! 8-P
With all this scamming in the world, it is all getting out of hand.

...bump up the Link/Chain The Songs thread, as well as the Songs A-Z(ish) thread. (I think I was the last person to post on all three of them.)

Ditto...

Tritto

... reinvent everything!

...make it impossible for bots to keep registering on this site. 8-P

...make it impossible for bots to keep registering on this site. 8-P
Shutdown the Internet for the day?  ;D

...tell me some good news.

...pull the plug on the loud karaoke!

...pull the plug on the loud karaoke!
it's oh so quiet today!

...post something in the current "Monthly" thread in PPP. (That is, I wish someone other than me would contribute.)

cancel "Kevin Can Wait".

cancel "Kevin Can Wait".
Is it that bad?

Is it that bad?


It's not that bad, but it's not that funny either, and I'm not a fan of Kevin James

It's not that bad, but it's not that funny either, and I'm not a fan of Kevin James
I feel blessed that I have not watched it.

...post the 100th message on this thread (Oops, I just did).

...post the 100th message on this thread (Oops, I just did).
O0

cancel "Kevin Can Wait".


and CBS did this summer. :)

...produce an automatron that will do the household chores.

...stop dragging his foot on the Russian collusion case.

help me get this flake of skin out of my eye

Do something to help the Dodgers stop losing so much lately. (Particularly, make adjustments in the bullpen.)

Do something to help the Dodgers stop losing so much lately. (Particularly, make adjustments in the bullpen.)
The same happened to my cricket team. In 2016 they won the County Championship, and last year we were relegated to a lower division. We need something special!

Sorry, Jeff, but I'm a Rockies fan this year.

The same happened to my cricket team. In 2016 they won the County Championship, and last year we were relegated to a lower division. We need something special!
...and my team lost again yesterday!

Sorry, Jeff, but I'm a Rockies fan this year.


Congratulations, Jeff.

Better luck next time, Rockies.

Congratulations, Jeff.

Better luck next time, Rockies.

Well, to their credit, they did force a Game 163 against the Dodgers on October 1...which the Dodgers won, giving the Rockies a wildcard spot... and the Rockies went on to defeat the Cubs in the Wild Card Game the next day. But the Rockies were swept in the NLDS by the Brewers.

On topic:

IWSW lock the thread entitled "60's ABC List Closed..." because it is a true duplicate thread (and it remained idle for 13 years before Ann bumped it up with a nonsensical reply).

On topic:

IWSW lock the thread entitled "60's ABC List Closed..." because it is a true duplicate thread (and it remained idle for 13 years before Ann bumped it up with a nonsensical reply).
...so do I!

try to keep Trump from speaking or tweeting.

^ Ditto! or better yet, vote him outta office as soon as possible.

...know how to get an order right in a fast food drive-in.

...Figure out how to make the Dodgers win tonight, cuz' if they don't, it's all over for them.

...Figure out how to make the Dodgers win tonight, cuz' if they don't, it's all over for them.
Get a better coach in time for the next season?

Get a better coach in time for the next season?

Or make personnel changes to the team during the offseason.

Just for the record, if the 7th and final game of the World Series had been necessary, it would have been played tonight...in Boston...and would be starting right about now.

Or make personnel changes to the team during the offseason.

Just for the record, if the 7th and final game of the World Series had been necessary, it would have been played tonight...in Boston...and would be starting right about now.
I think I still have a lot to learn about baseball.

I think I still have a lot to learn about baseball.

Probably so (although you do know the names of some players, as shown on the Baseball Player A-Z thread, as well as Some Very Old Celebs Still Alive in the Celebrity Heaven section).

On topic... IWSW repair the network/server that serves my workplace, because it was down today due to the recent wildfire situation, and I hope it's back up and running when I return to the office on Wednesday!

Probably so (although you do know the names of some players, as shown on the Baseball Player A-Z thread, as well as Some Very Old Celebs Still Alive in the Celebrity Heaven section).
The information is there, for me it is the case of remembering the information.

by the way...


On topic... IWSW repair the network/server that serves my workplace, because it was down today due to the recent wildfire situation, and I hope it's back up and running when I return to the office on Wednesday!

It was not completely 100% when I was at the office today, but at least I was able to make good progress with my work.

by the way...
It was not completely 100% when I was at the office today, but at least I was able to make good progress with my work.
Others back to pen and paper?

Others back to pen and paper?

Well there was one task that had to be done that way.

try to keep Trump from speaking or tweeting.

I still agree with this.

..vote for the people and not their own special interests.

...make cooking easier

...make cooking easier
...and the washing up!

...post a reply in the current "monthly" thread in PPP.

I'll see what I can do

Join me on here; it is rather dismal when there is only ONE user accessing this site at any one time.

I guess I'm going to have too as I'm out of other things to do

Join me on here; it is rather dismal when there is only ONE user accessing this site at any one time.
That is how it has been for the last few hours for me.

That is how it has been for the last few hours for me.

And me, for a good part of today.

And me, for a good part of today.
Today seems to be busier.

stop playing so much loud music in their cars.

stop playing so much loud music in their cars.

I wish EVERYONE would stop doing that.

I wish EVERYONE would stop doing that.
Ditto!

I don't have a car

...annimal had a car.

fix my eyes to work better

just wake Rosalia Lombardo up from her 100 year old nap.

just wake Rosalia Lombardo up from her 100 year old nap.
How?

How?


That would be an impossible task Phil.

That would be an impossible task Phil.
If you could turn back time?

...kiss and make up.

If you could turn back time?


Go back 100 years ago.

comply to the rules and wear a mask.

comply to the rules and wear a mask.

Everyone needs to do that when they go out in public.

No use in telling that to persistant jerks. At the bodega I usually frequent, there were more people not wearing masks than those with masks on. And that's with the mandate that anyone not wearing a mask in public would be fined $1,000.

No use in telling that to persistant jerks. At the bodega I usually frequent, there were more people not wearing masks than those with masks on. And that's with the mandate that anyone not wearing a mask in public would be fined $1,000.
Wearing a mask is common sense!

Wearing a mask is common sense!


use common sense and be safe.

Wearing a mask is common sense!
It will be interesting in the next two weeks.

...update some of the threads in these sections.

...update some of the threads in these sections.
...on the task right now.

...would repeal Texas' lenient gun laws.

...rebuild my computer

...update some of the threads in these sections.

...on the task right now.

I feel this way once again.

I feel this way once again.
doing my bit now!

doing my bit now!

O0

IndyGent also helped out a little on Sunday, not long after I made said post.

O0

IndyGent also helped out a little on Sunday, not long after I made said post.
I think I am getting used to his time online.

doing my bit now!

Me Too.

doing my bit now!
I still progress on.

... win a million on Wheel of Fortune.

... win a million on Wheel of Fortune.
That million is yours, go and entry the show.

... win a million on Wheel of Fortune.

win a million in general.

win a million in general.
... avoiding any scams?

...say enough's enough

turn on the air conditioner.

...have common sense.

I think I am getting used to his time online.

O0

The more contributions, the merrier! (That's what I always say!)

...come along and contribute some posts. I don't wanna see a sub-100 count today. :(

participate in my worst albums of the 70's thread that I created the other day.  :(

participate in my worst albums of the 70's thread that I created the other day.  :(

Maybe some people don't have a "least favorite" music album. :-\\

Maybe some people don't have a "least favorite" music album. :-\\


Maybe I should delete it.

Maybe I should delete it.

You can't delete your own threads. (Chucky disabled that option 15 years ago because it was getting too abused.) However, you can lock it.