Elvis Presley is an anagram of silvery sleep

Elvis Presley is dead - unknown to some people.  ;D

Bob Barker once hosted a little known game show called "Simon Says".

Elvis Presley is dead - unknown to some people.  ;D
There is a guy down our chip store swears he is Elvis.

There is a guy down our chip store swears he is Elvis.


Ah! The old Kirsty McColl classic. It sounds very little like anything she usually did.

Elvis Presley was indeed . . . a man.

Elvis Presley was indeed . . . a man.
Indeed.  :o

Elvis Presley's middle name was (and still is) Aaron.

Indeed.  :o


He is now (contrary to popular belief) . . . a dead man who does not work in a chip shop.  ;D

Elvis Presley's middle name was (and still is) Aaron.


Actually, it was Aron, with one A.  Don't know why.  He had an identical twin, Jesse Garon who died
at birth

Actually, it was Aron, with one A.  Don't know why.  He had an identical twin, Jesse Garon who died
at birth
That is one thing I did not know.

Actually, it was Aron, with one A.  Don't know why.  He had an identical twin, Jesse Garon who died
at birth


but elvis' grave stone spells it with two a's .

but elvis' grave stone spells it with two a's .
http://www.geocities.com/kazoousa/31Graceland21.jpg

Actually, it was Aron, with one A. Don't know why. He had an identical twin, Jesse Garon who died
at birth
Freddie Mercury was born Farrokh Bulsara, but does have his death recorded as Freddie Mercury.

but elvis' grave stone spells it with two a's .


He started spelling it with two A's when he got older.  Maybe someone told him that that was the
way it is usually spelled, but his birth cert has one.

Freddie Mercury was born Farrokh Bulsara, but does have his death recorded as Freddie Mercury.


This seems like a good thread real names...

some conspiracy theorist believe elvis' twin,jesse,is
still alive.they say his mother couldn't afford to keep
both children so she gave jesse away.

p.s.- i am not a conspiracy theorist!

Before Johnny Carson became late night king, he hosted a game show called "Do You Trust Your Wife?", which later became "Who(m) Do You Trust?"

Before Johnny Carson became late night king, he hosted a game show called "Do You Trust Your Wife?", which later became "Who(m) Do You Trust?"


I remember watching them and I loved Johnny Carson then and was upset cause when he went to late night I was too young to stay up and watch

captain kirk,on star trek,never said "beam me up,scotty"
in any episode.

john ritter,arnold schwarzenegger and tom selleck all
appeared on "the dating game" tom selleck lost twice.

during the filming of star trek william shatner counted
the lines each actor said so no other actor had more
lines then he did.

They have square watermelons in Japan. They're made that way so they can stack better.

the first drive-in movie theater opened in camden,new jersey,
my hometown,on june 6,1933.

Scientists have identified only 4,000 different viruses, a fraction of the estimated 400,000 believed to exist on Earth.

So how long did Deep Space Nine last? ???

Marg Helgenberg, who plays a forensics worker (Catherine) in "CSI", starred in a 1995 TV movie---playing a forensics expert with her "CSI" co-star Gary Dourdan (Warrick).
[quote author=whis

So how long did Deep Space Nine last? ???

Marg Helgenberg, who plays a forensics worker (Catherine) in "CSI", starred in a 1995 TV movie---playing a forensics expert with her "CSI" co-star Gary Dourdan (Warrick).
Nine ?

The quality of laminate flooring flooring is determined not by it's thickness but by the integrity of the joint and the amount of aluminum oxide on the surface. :P

My favorite colors are purple, then red.

Your momma smokes a pink cigar.

Swans mate for life

some people's dogs are part coyote

some people's dogs are part coyote
Some dogs are all coyote

Contrary to popular belief, bodily hair does not grow after death. The hair just seems longer because the cadaver's erosion after it's burial.

Contrary to popular belief, bodily hair does not grow after death. The hair just seems longer because the cadaver's erosion after it's burial.
Does the same apply to the finger nails?

Don't know about nails, but I'll look into it sometimes.
Does the same apply to the finger nails?

Barring injury or illness, eyeballs are the same size throughout a persons or animals lifetime.
The poinsettia flower is not poisonous.

I do not grow hair on my legs.

Doctors contiously try to test me for skin ailments when they see my birthmarks (pictured below)

Fitting for tonight:

One bottle of champagne produces about 56 million bubbles

A champagne cork leaves the bottle at approximately 60 MPH

"Brothers, come quickly! I'm drinking stars!"...Dom Pierre Perignon

"I could not live without champagne.In victory I deserve it,
in defeat I need it."....Napoleon

Male dolphins gang rape female dolphins.

Male dolphins gang rape female dolphins.
Naughty dolphins!

The famous kids show host Pinky Lee was thought to have suffered a heart attack during one of his live shows, but it turned out to be a convulsion from a sinus infection.

Heterochromia iridium (two different colored eyes) occurrs in only 1% of the population.  Trauma in early childhood can cause the same effect, and is the more common situation.  I was born with two different colored eyes and am embarassed by people's reactions to it daily.  Yet I do not cover it with colored contacts.  Hmmm.

The famous kids show host Pinky Lee was thought to have suffered a heart attack during one of his live shows, but it turned out to be a convulsion from a sinus infection.
Bless him!

Sea Lions can walk on their front flippers and have ear flaps, true seals can't walk and have no ear flap.

Sea Lions can walk on their front flippers and have ear flaps, true seals can't walk and have no ear flap.


Oh dear, how do the true seals get around and how do they keep water out of their ears? ??? ;)

T-Rex is now thought to be a scavenger not a predator as previously believed.

A hair is 70 per cent easier to cut when soaked in warm water for two minutes.

A cat's penis is barbed like it's toungue - Cat's are a chick thing!

A cat's penis is barbed like it's toungue - Cat's are a chick thing!



:) ;) :)

:) ;) :)


Aaaah I wondered when you'ld notice...

Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction...but that was useless information to George W. Bush

The little hole in the sink that lets the water drain out, instead of flowing over the side, is called a "porcelator."

Blood is actually blue until it is oxygenated.

Elvis Presley's middle name was (and still is) Aaron.


Elvis died quietly on his toilet

Aaaah I wondered when you'ld notice...


...that cats are a chick thing???

Before David Boreanez starred in "Buffy", "Angel" and "Bones", he was a waiter who was discovered by talent scouts who saw him walk his dog in Central Park.

...that cats are a chick thing???


And I repeat, I wondered when you'd notice....

How about you? 1 in 4 Americans have appeared on television.

Nice kitty: The Des Moines Zoo once used a tiger as a watchdog.

16% of all paperclips get accidentally dropped on the floor and thrown away....

Birthstones.
January- Garnet
February-Amethyst
March- Aquamarine
April- Diamond
May- Emerald
June- Pearl or Alexandrite
July- Ruby
August - Peridot
September- Sapphire
October- Opal or Pink Zirconia
November- Topaz
December -Turquoise or Blue-Green Zirconia

A woman once sued the show "Entertainment Tonight" because she claimed a medical condition that gave her seizures whenever Mary Hart spoke.

Camel's milk does not curdle.

The part of your bathroom counter that goes over the back of your toilet is called a Banjo.

The part of your bathroom counter that goes over the back of your toilet is called a Banjo.
I call it something else.

The volume of the Earth's moon is the same as the volume of the Pacific Ocean.

I call it something else.




What do you call it?

What do you call it?
We call it the cistern.

Koreans never queue to anyone.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

The siren heard at the Da Nang base during the Tet Offensive in the movie Full Metal Jacket (1987) is the same as heard at Burpelson AFB in Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964).

We call it the cistern.


Isn't the cistern the tank at the back of the toilet while the part I'm talking about is your bathroom counter that floats above the cistern? ???

Isn't the cistern the tank at the back of the toilet while the part I'm talking about is your bathroom counter that floats above the cistern? ???


The cistern is the tank at the back of the toilet.  It's not common for there to be any sort of counter top over this in the UK

Isn't the cistern the tank at the back of the toilet while the part I'm talking about is your bathroom counter that floats above the cistern? ???
...floats?

Isn't the cistern the tank at the back of the toilet while the part I'm talking about is your bathroom counter that floats above the cistern?


...floats?


The toilet would be postiioned beside the vanity - vanity being a cupboard in which a sink has been set at the top.  The top of the vanity extends over the back of the toilet "floats" canitlevered to the wall - this is called a banjo.  Gives the homeowner more counterspace in the bath.

Isn't the cistern the tank at the back of the toilet while the part I'm talking about is your bathroom counter that floats above the cistern?

The toilet would be postiioned beside the vanity - vanity being a cupboard in which a sink has been set at the top.  The top of the vanity extends over the back of the toilet "floats" canitlevered to the wall - this is called a banjo.  Gives the homeowner more counterspace in the bath.
Any chance of posting an image?

Any chance of posting an image?


Unfortunately I haven't had time to figure out how to do that yet!

Unfortunately I haven't had time to figure out how to do that yet!
Let me try and post a few and you tell yes or no?

Let me try and post a few and you tell yes or no?


OK!

OK!
Where is the banjo?

http://www.ozstays.com/images/user/img51000001443.jpg

Where is the banjo?

http://www.ozstays.com/images/user/img51000001443.jpg


The toilet

The toilet
Which part of the toilet?

Where is the banjo?

http://www.ozstays.com/images/user/img51000001443.jpg


OK I changed my avatar to a picture of a Banjo!  Let me know when you see it so I can change it back!  PS the banjo is the counter over the back of the toilet....

OK I changed my avatar to a picture of a Banjo!  Let me know when you see it so I can change it back!  PS the banjo is the counter over the back of the toilet....
Yes I can see your avator, you mean the shelf over the cistern?

Yes I can see your avator, you mean the shelf over the cistern?


Eureka!  Yes that is a banjo!

Eureka!  Yes that is a banjo!
I would call it a bathroom shelf.

I would call it a bathroom shelf.


It would be a shelf if it were seperate from the counter.  As it is one piece it must be called something, you can't call it a counter and you can't call it a shelf so therefore, it is a banjo.

It would be a shelf if it were seperate from the counter.  As it is one piece it must be called something, you can't call it a counter and you can't call it a shelf so therefore, it is a banjo.
...but why banjo? It is the wrong shape for one for a start.

...but why banjo? It is the wrong shape for one for a start.


Sorry to say but given that the industry I'm in is dominated by men, a man would have named it and that's probably why...... ;D ;D

Sorry to say but given that the industry I'm in is dominated by men, a man would have named it and that's probably why...... ;D ;D
Perhaps, someone found the bathroom a good place to practice the banjo and needed to rest the instrument when...

I think I'm going to keep my Banjo avatar for while. ;)

Toads eat only moving prey.

..the hem on my cords is coming down

Human birth control pills work on gorillas.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)

Does anyone know what would happen if you put a live pigeon or crow into a microvawe?  ???

Dose anyone know what would happen if you put a live pigeon or crow into a microvawe?  ???
Tell us more?

Tell us more?

  If i knew i wouldnt be asking a question here, i asked it here coz i find the question itself useless, does anyone know what would happen?
  I guess it might shrink :P

  If i knew i wouldnt be asking a question here, i asked it here coz i find the question itself useless, does anyone know what would happen?
   I guess it might shrink :P
A Gremlin was push into a microwave and exploded in the movie Gremlins, but htat was just a film.

David Bowie has two different coloured eyes...

David Bowie has two different coloured eyes...
I cannot really tell?

http://muzyka.kulichki.net/david_bowie/david_bowie4.jpg

I cannot really tell?

http://muzyka.kulichki.net/david_bowie/david_bowie4.jpg


You have to look closely...

Im drinking Chocolate Milk

A shark has 300 teeth.

I like cassettes

Judy Garland is not her real name.

Hanchen means chicken in Germany.

Monarchy is an eight letter word

I have to goto the bathroom.....

A mile is longer than a kilometre

1+1=2

2+0=2

George Washington did not wear wooden teeth.

Im eating mac and cheese

Meg Ryan is an anagram of Germany

B comes after A :)

I only get 4 hours of sleep on weekdays.

Scientists have identified only 4,000 different viruses, a fraction of the estimated 400,000 believed to exist on Earth.
There has been several more since this reply.

There has been several more since this reply.


Wonderful!  ::)

Pinky Lee did not have a heart attack on his TV show; it was a misdiagnosis of a sinus condition.

When the sun is out, it is shining  🌞

Pudding is the same colour as poopy ;D

The television has to be switched on to watch it.

The news comes on at noon

John is s very popular boy's name

The Washington Football Team is currently the only NFL team whose nickname doesn't end with an "s".

A dove is only a pigeon in disguise.

Noom is "moon' spelled backwards.

The sky is not purple

Elevators go up and down.

0+0 = 0

New York is not the capital of New York.

I just cut one

Dreamt' is the only English word that ends in the letters 'mt'.

Nothing rhymes with "orange" or "mutual".

Tommorow is Tuesday :)

Tommorow is Tuesday :)
... tomorrow is Wednesday now.

...your right hand is found at the end of your right arm.

4 out of 5 dentists recommend sugarless gum for their patients that chew gum.

The web is good

Everyone needs food.

Its dark at night

Ants are little.

There is no gravy on the gravy train, unless you are a chef.

Generalisimo Francisco Franco is still dead

The moon is smaller than the planet Earth.

Light bulbs burn out after a certain time.

Africa is big.

Poop stinks.

Mice can only squeak

Foods are edible.

You cannot hum when holding you nose.

You can fall off a mountain.

Fake is a four letter word

Snot comes from the nose.

Cardboard boxes are made of cardboard and are in a shape of a box.

Cooties do not require vaccines.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

Wigs do not have dandruff.

Manure comes from the colon of living beings.

Ice melts

Meat tastes good.

I cut one..........

I cut one..........


That was an example of TMI. ;D

Ah man!!

Sigmund Freud is dead.

A is the first letter in the word after

Cars run on gas.

Phones can be mobile too.

Ships float on water.

Concrete sinks

Grass is green.

Chilies are hot

I just made the 200th post on this thread.

Excellent!

0+0=0

A penny is one cent.

2+2-4 = 0 ;D

1 x 0=0

Grass is green

The wind blows.

Nothing starts with N and ends with G

Im eating Peaches........

The opposite sides of a die will always add up to seven.