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Subject: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/12/04 at 02:21 p.m.

Here starts some other rhymes

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/13/04 at 08:06 a.m.

Good thing I've got some time

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 02/13/04 at 08:07 a.m.

But, damn it, I've not

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/13/04 at 08:17 p.m.

got a heck of a lot

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: ProgShred on 02/13/04 at 08:29 p.m.

of money, except for some dimes $ $ $ $ $

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/14/04 at 09:06 a.m.

Now that the long weekend is here

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: ProgShred on 02/14/04 at 11:37 a.m.

I think I'll pop open a beer

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/15/04 at 00:26 a.m.

There is none in the house

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: gumbypiz on 02/15/04 at 05:50 a.m.

Because I'm married to a drunken louse..

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/15/04 at 10:57 a.m.

So I gave him a kick in the rear.

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: ProgShred on 02/15/04 at 12:25 a.m.

So now the bum has a sore ass

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/15/04 at 05:31 p.m.

And I took away his glass

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: ProgShred on 02/15/04 at 06:05 p.m.

So he drinks from the bottle

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/15/04 at 08:43 p.m.

and stumbles and waddles

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/15/04 at 11:58 p.m.

'Til the poor man releases his gas

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/16/04 at 00:06 a.m.

I told him "don't do that in here"

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/16/04 at 00:12 a.m.

Your farts smell like rancid beer

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: ProgShred on 02/16/04 at 00:54 a.m.

But he thought it was funny

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 02/16/04 at 07:44 a.m.

And took all my money

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/16/04 at 10:10 a.m.

And flew out of there on a Lear

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 02/16/04 at 11:41 a.m.

"The bastard!" I said when he left

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/16/04 at 03:13 p.m.

I hope they arrest him for theft

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/16/04 at 03:16 p.m.

And throw away the key

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/16/04 at 05:33 p.m.

and never let him pee

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/16/04 at 06:07 p.m.

And his mate gives him one on the (chin) cleft.

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/16/04 at 06:37 p.m.

He could serve a decade or two

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: ProgShred on 02/16/04 at 08:24 p.m.

In a cage, like an ape at the zoo

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/16/04 at 08:27 p.m.

His banana's in danger

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/16/04 at 09:04 p.m.

Of a poke from a stranger

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/16/04 at 10:24 p.m.

I knew you would say that, it's true! ;D

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: ProgShred on 02/16/04 at 10:38 p.m.

Sex is bad behind prison walls   :-X

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/17/04 at 00:28 a.m.

(It's set up so that I will say "balls")  :-X

So they snuck in a cute blow-up doll


Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 02/17/04 at 04:06 a.m.

But once they'd inflated

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/18/04 at 08:16 a.m.

And the doll they had mated

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 02/18/04 at 09:19 a.m.

It chewed up and spat out their balls

(d'oh!  I was conned into it...)

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/18/04 at 06:46 p.m.

My husband was one of the few

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/18/04 at 08:29 p.m.

Who pulls down the seat at the loo

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: ProgShred on 02/18/04 at 09:37 p.m.

Because after he pees

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/18/04 at 11:06 p.m.

He wipes off his knees

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: ProgShred on 02/19/04 at 00:10 a.m.

But he forgets to wipe off his shoe

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 02/19/04 at 03:32 a.m.

Which is why I always take issue

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: HolyDooley on 02/19/04 at 04:48 a.m.

With the texture of most toilet tissue,

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 02/19/04 at 07:09 a.m.

It's hard and it's rough

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/19/04 at 07:38 a.m.

So you can't use enough

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 02/19/04 at 07:46 a.m.

Then you drop it and hope it'll miss you

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/19/04 at 07:50 a.m.

When using the toilet in public

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 02/19/04 at 08:24 a.m.

public?  WTF rhymes with public?

Remember your driver and niblick

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/19/04 at 08:45 a.m.

You never can tell

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/19/04 at 10:41 a.m.


Quoting:
public?  WTF rhymes with public?

Remember your driver and niblick
End Quote



Sorry, wasn't thinking :-[


Who has been there as well

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/19/04 at 07:50 p.m.

Be sure to wipe off the toilet

(close as I could get)

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/19/04 at 09:29 p.m.

The man, afraid to get the clap

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: ProgShred on 02/19/04 at 09:43 p.m.

is very careful when taking a crap

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/19/04 at 09:44 p.m.

'cause the crabs on his ring

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: ProgShred on 02/19/04 at 09:50 p.m.

Makes his ding-a-ling sting

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/19/04 at 10:02 p.m.

And he blames it all on the claptrap.

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: ProgShred on 02/19/04 at 10:23 p.m.

He should've covered the seat with paper

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/19/04 at 10:25 p.m.

Or a part of an old drape...er.

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: ProgShred on 02/19/04 at 11:02 p.m.

then his butt would stay clean

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/19/04 at 11:05 p.m.

'Least til he ate beans

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: ProgShred on 02/20/04 at 00:58 a.m.

And you'll choke if you breath in the vapor

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 02/20/04 at 03:53 a.m.

Could one learn to crap while levitating?

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: HolyDooley on 02/20/04 at 05:37 a.m.

That's an interesting image your creating.

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/20/04 at 06:52 a.m.

The poop would look unsightly

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/20/04 at 08:11 a.m.

As it dropped down so lightly

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/20/04 at 08:51 a.m.

All would see the crap that you're making. (Closer than the last one.)

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/20/04 at 12:37 a.m.

I know, I've been a little sick.

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/20/04 at 04:35 p.m.

When all I can think of is a chick





(named Pam maybe? ::))

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/20/04 at 10:28 p.m.

But just the same

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: ProgShred on 02/21/04 at 01:12 a.m.

The one to blame

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/21/04 at 08:21 a.m.

Is not the one with the d***.

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/21/04 at 12:15 a.m.

Jan. you're really brave for a newbie.

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/21/04 at 10:28 p.m.

Naw, if I was brave I would have spelled it out.

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/21/04 at 11:42 p.m.

Now back to limericks:

They're once was a wonderin' newbie.

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/22/04 at 00:52 a.m.

And they said I wonder who you be?

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: ProgShred on 02/22/04 at 00:59 a.m.

Twas suppose to rhyme on this thread
But he didn't instead
So I had to fix the thread, you see!

(now start the next page)

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/22/04 at 11:54 a.m.

There's one thing that newbies should know

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/22/04 at 12:43 a.m.

That when you start to toggle to and fro

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/22/04 at 10:34 p.m.

You might be surprised

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/23/04 at 06:54 a.m.

When you focus your eyes

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/23/04 at 02:02 p.m.

Your monitor just seems to grow.

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/23/04 at 02:11 p.m.

You need to adjust the brightness

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: DJ avadoria on 02/23/04 at 02:11 p.m.

There once was a penguin named Indy

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: DJ avadoria on 02/23/04 at 02:12 p.m.

woops!  you beat me to it...sorry!

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: ProgShred on 02/23/04 at 07:23 p.m.

These newbies need to learn where the modify link is.

DJ, click the modify link, edit your post, and then we can move on.

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/24/04 at 08:51 p.m.

(Ok, I've been waiting but shall we carry on?)

Last was...

You need to adjust the brightness


Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/24/04 at 08:52 p.m.

Between the darkness and lightness

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: DJ avadoria on 02/24/04 at 09:22 p.m.

(thanks for the tip, jan!  ;D sorry for the long wait - my internet's been down)

when your screen's "modified",

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/25/04 at 04:47 p.m.

Everyone knows you tried

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: DJ avadoria on 02/25/04 at 04:50 p.m.

And your flippers will lose some of their whiteness!

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/26/04 at 00:16 a.m.

When you've been here awhile you will find

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: HolyDooley on 02/26/04 at 02:30 a.m.

Very quickly you are losing your mind,

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Johnny_D on 02/26/04 at 09:53 a.m.

But just look in your pants

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/26/04 at 02:34 p.m.

Just before you glance

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Johnny_D on 02/26/04 at 06:29 p.m.

And give 'em the ol' bump-and-grind.

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Johnny_D on 02/26/04 at 06:30 p.m.

A brave exopthalmic from Mars,

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/26/04 at 08:52 p.m.

Had never before gone so far

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: DJ avadoria on 02/26/04 at 09:35 p.m.

Stepping out of his craft,

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Johnny_D on 02/26/04 at 10:00 p.m.

He fondled his shaft,

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: DJ avadoria on 02/26/04 at 11:05 p.m.

And said, "Where'er you 'come', there you are!"

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/26/04 at 11:06 p.m.

Here comes his own shooting star

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/27/04 at 10:59 a.m.

As he drank at the ol' Comfort Bar

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Johnny_D on 02/27/04 at 02:18 p.m.

From his pants plasma sprayed

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/27/04 at 06:12 p.m.

A new planet was made

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Johnny_D on 02/27/04 at 10:39 p.m.

So he smiled and lit up a cigar.

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Johnny_D on 02/27/04 at 10:40 p.m.

Governor A. Schwarzenegger,

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/28/04 at 08:38 a.m.

Has promised that he'll make things better

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/28/04 at 01:31 p.m.

But the economy tanked

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/29/04 at 10:29 p.m.

You could say that it stank

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Indy Gent on 03/01/04 at 08:53 a.m.

And he sent a resignation letter. :-[

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 03/02/04 at 07:02 a.m.

What - you saying that Arnie's resigned?

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 03/02/04 at 08:54 a.m.

Saw nothing of it in the Times

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 03/02/04 at 11:13 a.m.

It must be a lie

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Indy Gent on 03/02/04 at 12:10 a.m.

Oh, I knew it couldn't fly
I just needed to keep rhyming the lines. :-X

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 03/02/04 at 12:38 a.m.

Yes, Indy - I know what you mean

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Indy Gent on 03/02/04 at 07:51 p.m.

My intelligence isn't so sheen

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 03/02/04 at 08:33 p.m.

But one thing is clear

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Indy Gent on 03/02/04 at 09:54 p.m.

We all post these with cheer

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 03/03/04 at 08:06 a.m.

and are keeping the posts mainly clean

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 03/03/04 at 11:08 a.m.

There once was a girl from Chicago

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 03/03/04 at 11:59 p.m.

Who wondered just where did her dog go

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 03/04/04 at 08:24 a.m.

And what did he do

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 03/04/04 at 03:51 p.m.

sneak away for a poo

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 03/04/04 at 08:10 p.m.

Then he wondered just where did the log go.

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Zella on 03/05/04 at 04:35 p.m.

There once was a man named Thierry

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/05/04 at 04:36 p.m.

He was Medievil and also was merry

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Zella on 03/05/04 at 04:39 p.m.

He raised up his flagon....

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/05/04 at 04:40 p.m.

but he was on the wagon.....

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Zella on 03/05/04 at 04:45 p.m.

And said "I must stick to dairy."

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/05/04 at 04:48 p.m.

He fell in a puddle of mud

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Zella on 03/05/04 at 04:51 p.m.

And sent a complaint off to H.U.D.

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/05/04 at 04:56 p.m.

They told him "Tough Luck"  :o

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Zella on 03/05/04 at 05:05 p.m.

And to 'go shag a duck'... :o

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/05/04 at 05:09 p.m.

So he passed them off as a dud..... :-[

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Zella on 03/05/04 at 05:15 p.m.

The Mayor of Kalmazoo...

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Indy Gent on 03/05/04 at 05:16 p.m.

Snuck in a baby kangaroo

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Zella on 03/05/04 at 05:19 p.m.

He hid dope in it's pouch

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Indy Gent on 03/05/04 at 05:20 p.m.

Which made 'Roo say "Ouch!"

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 03/07/04 at 12:27 a.m.

Now Roos got not one bag, but two

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Jan Unwin on 03/07/04 at 12:28 a.m.

or....

Now everyone's high at the zoo.

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 03/08/04 at 03:36 a.m.


Quoting:
or....

Now everyone's high at the zoo.
End Quote


Sounds like a good first line to me...


The cheetahs and parakeets, too

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/08/04 at 05:24 a.m.

King Kong dropped his Bong...

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 03/08/04 at 09:06 a.m.

That he got off of Chong  (as in Tommy Chong of Cheech & Chong) 8)

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Indy Gent on 03/08/04 at 05:41 p.m.

He wanted Cheech's stash

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: HolyDooley on 03/11/04 at 05:55 a.m.

Well I'm off to a fancy dress ball,

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Indy Gent on 03/11/04 at 04:32 p.m.

Sorry, Holy, but the last word has to rhyme with "Stash".

Quoting:
Well I'm off to a fancy dress ball,
End Quote

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: HolyDooley on 03/12/04 at 04:28 a.m.


Quoting:
Sorry, Holy, but the last word has to rhyme with "Stash".

End Quote


ooops!  I lost the plot there for a sec.

But he came down with a rash,

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Indy Gent on 03/12/04 at 04:49 p.m.

And that's why the "blues" is his song.

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 03/30/04 at 10:06 a.m.

I can't work out where this is, so I'm starting anew

The limerick thread needs a bump

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Indy Gent on 03/30/04 at 10:46 a.m.

We must be in a rhyming slump :-/

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 03/31/04 at 07:42 a.m.

So it's just you and me

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Indy Gent on 03/31/04 at 08:38 a.m.

The others I can't see

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 03/31/04 at 09:40 a.m.

Maybe they've all got the hump?

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Indy Gent on 03/31/04 at 10:38 a.m.

Or maybe they all got burned out

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/02/04 at 04:23 a.m.

Less fun with just two, ain't no doubt

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: karen on 04/02/04 at 05:03 a.m.

can I join in the rhyme?

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Phil the Lurker on 04/02/04 at 11:12 a.m.

Sure, if you've got the time

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/02/04 at 11:39 a.m.

Or I fill Philbo's shorts with sauerkraut. (a Ren and Stimpy joke)

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: philbo baggins on 04/02/04 at 03:05 p.m.

TTFN, next week I'm on holiday

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/02/04 at 05:59 p.m.

Are you gonna come our way?

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/11/04 at 02:03 p.m.

Nope, just North for a week

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/11/04 at 11:19 p.m.

So you're back as we speak

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/12/04 at 05:39 a.m.

It's as if Phil was never away !

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/12/04 at 01:06 p.m.

And now we are back to Square One.

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/12/04 at 02:37 p.m.

All the rhymes that we've read and we've done

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/13/04 at 01:54 p.m.

Were done mostly by us

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 04/14/04 at 08:54 a.m.

And Zella and Fuss

Subject: Re: Rhymes of the Times (New Limerick Thread)

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/14/04 at 09:49 a.m.

And mostly we have lots of fun. ;D