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Subject: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/20/03 at 08:18 p.m.
As we start a new limerick thread
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Claude_Prez on 11/20/03 at 08:38 p.m.
So you're saying the old one is dead?
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/20/03 at 08:39 p.m.
Yes, old ones' 20 pages long.
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Claude_Prez on 11/20/03 at 08:40 p.m.
Any more would be wrong
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: karen (Guest) on 11/21/03 at 04:26 a.m.
So we put that thread to bed!
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: mandamoo on 11/21/03 at 05:07 a.m.
What to do for lim'rick mark two.....
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: karen (Guest) on 11/21/03 at 06:26 a.m.
I haven't got a clue
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/21/03 at 09:28 a.m.
We could write something funny?
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/21/03 at 02:28 p.m.
And maybe some money
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: karen (Guest) on 11/24/03 at 10:10 a.m.
would help us decide what to do
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: jaytee on 11/24/03 at 09:13 p.m.
Well Rugby World cup is now over ..
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: karen (Guest) on 11/25/03 at 06:33 a.m.
and the English fans are in clover
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/25/03 at 02:31 p.m.
As in the four-leaf kind?
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Meriadoc on 11/25/03 at 08:13 p.m.
But the Aussies have pined...
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: jaytee on 11/26/03 at 04:53 a.m.
At last all the men will get sober!
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: karen (Guest) on 11/26/03 at 05:06 a.m.
Micheal Jackson - guilty or not?
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: jaytee on 11/26/03 at 05:13 a.m.
This topic really is hot !
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Alice on 11/26/03 at 09:11 a.m.
I have to agree with it
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/26/03 at 09:30 a.m.
And if he doesn't 'beat it'
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: jaytee on 11/26/03 at 03:44 p.m.
His career is finally shot !!
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: annieox03 on 11/26/03 at 06:59 p.m.
whether he's guilty or Not
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: karen (Guest) on 11/27/03 at 04:18 a.m.
I think its a sinister plot
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/27/03 at 01:16 p.m.
But he's been there before
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: jaytee on 11/27/03 at 04:03 p.m.
we're gunna hear a lot more
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/27/03 at 10:00 p.m.
In other words, a whole lot.
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: karen (Guest) on 11/28/03 at 03:27 a.m.
Yippee It's Friday today
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/28/03 at 04:54 a.m.
And Friday, I figure my pay
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Claude_Prez on 11/30/03 at 07:36 p.m.
Uncle Sam gets a cut
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/30/03 at 09:20 p.m.
And I'm paying though the butt
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/01/03 at 04:08 a.m.
At least I get some to take 'way
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: karen (Guest) on 12/01/03 at 04:28 a.m.
It's Monday, we're back at work
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: HolyDooley on 12/01/03 at 04:54 a.m.
The monotony drives us berserk,
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: jaytee on 12/01/03 at 05:34 a.m.
But if we're to pay bills
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/01/03 at 05:55 a.m.
and keep popping pills
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: karen (Guest) on 12/01/03 at 06:24 a.m.
I need this job as an office clerk
(which rhymes if you pronounce it the US way)
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/01/03 at 06:28 a.m.
That sounds a bit like "Echo Beach"
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/01/03 at 06:37 a.m.
How can we, proper English, teach ?
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/01/03 at 07:13 a.m.
If people will say
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: HolyDooley on 12/01/03 at 07:16 a.m.
"Howzit mate" and "g'day",
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: jaytee on 12/01/03 at 03:24 p.m.
Talk proper you guys, I beseech!!
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 12/02/03 at 08:46 a.m.
And the letters just keep on comin'
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/02/03 at 08:50 a.m.
My mailbox is so hot, it's hummin'
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Dude on 12/02/03 at 01:21 p.m.
But the junk mail I get.........
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: karen (Guest) on 12/03/03 at 03:03 a.m.
makes me so upset
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: mandamoo on 12/03/03 at 05:12 a.m.
They are all so very mind numbin'
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/03/03 at 07:29 a.m.
I know what I'd do to the spammer
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: karen (Guest) on 12/03/03 at 09:32 a.m.
I've got this great big hammer
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Dude on 12/03/03 at 10:18 a.m.
I would smack his spammin' head........
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 12/03/03 at 10:36 a.m.
Then leave him for dead
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/04/03 at 04:15 a.m.
That'll teach him for using poor grammar ;-)
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/04/03 at 06:09 a.m.
I slipped on some black ice.....
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: karen (Guest) on 12/04/03 at 10:12 a.m.
the experience was not nice
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/04/03 at 11:31 a.m.
Here's what came to pass:
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: karen (Guest) on 12/05/03 at 03:47 a.m.
I landed on my bottom ;)
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: mandamoo on 12/05/03 at 04:57 a.m.
I'm now black and blue, suffice !
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/08/03 at 08:30 a.m.
I got up again, pretty quick
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: karen (Guest) on 12/08/03 at 08:47 a.m.
the pain made me feel quite sick
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/08/03 at 12:08 a.m.
Again, I slipped, but
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 12/08/03 at 07:29 p.m.
I think I made the cut
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: karen (Guest) on 12/09/03 at 05:57 a.m.
and didn't look like a dick twit
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/09/03 at 07:32 a.m.
I must make sure I'm not too rude
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: mandamoo on 12/10/03 at 04:05 a.m.
Yes, or even downright crude
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/10/03 at 05:57 a.m.
To be rude would be bad
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: karen (Guest) on 12/10/03 at 06:54 a.m.
it makes the mods mad
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/10/03 at 11:01 a.m.
So I'll sit back, and be a cool dude 8)
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: mandamoo on 12/12/03 at 04:51 a.m.
While Philbo is being cool...
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: karen (Guest) on 12/12/03 at 05:03 a.m.
someone else is playing the fool
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: HolyDooley on 12/14/03 at 01:10 a.m.
But try as he might,
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 12/14/03 at 03:41 p.m.
And not get too uptight
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/16/03 at 05:35 a.m.
Whoops! There breaks one more golden rule
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 12/16/03 at 04:29 p.m.
Phil has a way with words
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: jaytee on 12/16/03 at 08:56 p.m.
Is that how he pulls all the birds ? :o ;D
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 12/16/03 at 11:44 p.m.
Do you mean birds as in babes?
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/17/03 at 05:35 a.m.
Those type are my faves
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/17/03 at 08:07 a.m.
Oh, yes - they come flocking in herds...
(I should be so lucky ;-))
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: WheelInTheSky on 12/17/03 at 08:58 a.m.
May I join in with your rhyme?
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/17/03 at 12:19 a.m.
Yes, surely - if you've got the time
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: karen (Guest) on 12/18/03 at 04:05 a.m.
we like new rhymers
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 12/18/03 at 07:14 a.m.
But not the spam slimers
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/20/03 at 07:43 a.m.
For they make threads stop on a dime
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Chrisrj on 12/20/03 at 10:28 p.m.
When will they learn it don't work?
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: jaytee on 12/21/03 at 03:09 a.m.
If the rules they continue to shirk
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 12/21/03 at 06:35 p.m.
Maybe hell will freeze over
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: mandamoo on 12/22/03 at 05:42 a.m.
While we all grow older..
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/22/03 at 06:03 a.m.
And our real jobs we shirk
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Chrisrj on 12/23/03 at 11:41 p.m.
There's just 2 more days til Christmas ;D
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: karen (Guest) on 12/24/03 at 04:07 a.m.
I hope Santa doesn't miss us
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/26/03 at 05:24 a.m.
It's too late, he's gone....
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: mandamoo on 12/26/03 at 06:27 a.m.
Oh no ! Now forlorn :(
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Neo Matrix on 12/26/03 at 10:57 p.m.
I've got no presents, not happy :'(
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 12/28/03 at 08:42 p.m.
Ah, too bad our guest is not with us. ::)
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: jaytee on 12/29/03 at 09:00 p.m.
He's obviously a bit of a wuss !
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 12/29/03 at 10:28 p.m.
He got hot coals this season
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: jaytee on 12/30/03 at 02:15 a.m.
But still that's no reason ...
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/30/03 at 05:46 a.m.
(spoken like a Kiwi, to get the accent right)
...for him to 'take the pus' :o
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/02/04 at 10:08 a.m.
Now January's finally here
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 01/02/04 at 12:35 a.m.
And Phil must be drinking some beer.
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: HolyDooley on 01/03/04 at 01:59 a.m.
But medicinally only,
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: mandamoo on 01/03/04 at 07:43 a.m.
and only when lonely
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/03/04 at 08:11 a.m.
...his stockings are shockingly sheer :o
(Sorry Phil ! Couldn't resist !) :P
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: mandamoo on 01/03/04 at 08:16 a.m.
Is Philbo into cross-dressing....... ;)
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/03/04 at 08:23 a.m.
I hope not, or I'll be stressing
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: mandamoo on 01/03/04 at 08:29 a.m.
It's all in good fun :)
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/03/04 at 08:36 a.m.
You got that right, mon...
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Chrisrj on 01/03/04 at 08:49 p.m.
You guys are weird, I'm guessing
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: HolyDooley on 01/04/04 at 00:58 a.m.
Well there goes my fantasy about Phil ! >:(
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: jaytee on 01/04/04 at 03:36 p.m.
The thought of it makes my blood chill !
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: HolyDooley on 01/07/04 at 11:33 p.m.
We thought him so sweet,
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 01/08/04 at 04:01 p.m.
Until we heard about his feet
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: ProgShred on 01/08/04 at 05:01 p.m.
Who's smell makes you nauseously ill.
;) (Just kidding Phil) :D
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 01/08/04 at 08:31 p.m.
Last weekend was so very cold
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: HolyDooley on 01/09/04 at 01:07 a.m.
Except if in Oz, truth be told,
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: ProgShred on 01/09/04 at 01:09 a.m.
Cuz that wicked old witch
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: HolyDooley on 01/09/04 at 08:28 a.m.
She's a gosh awful b..
With an ugly red itch,
lol Progshred. ;D I meant Oz as in Australia where it's swealtering at the moment.
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 01/09/04 at 05:27 p.m.
Was melted before she got old.
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: ProgShred on 01/10/04 at 04:57 a.m.
I've fallen and I can't get up
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/10/04 at 07:47 a.m.
spilled the contents of my cup....
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: jaytee on 01/10/04 at 08:09 p.m.
those beers looked so inviting
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 01/11/04 at 00:34 a.m.
That I couldn't help lighting
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: ProgShred on 01/11/04 at 11:11 p.m.
A cigar, so I can smoke up
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 01/12/04 at 07:07 a.m.
I only like smoked bacon
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/12/04 at 09:29 a.m.
As all the cigars have been taken
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 01/12/04 at 09:35 a.m.
Including Garcia and Vega
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: ProgShred on 01/13/04 at 00:53 a.m.
So, I'll just play my Sega
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/13/04 at 04:09 a.m.
As I've only this minute awaken
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: jaytee on 01/13/04 at 04:51 a.m.
A leg I had better be shakin'
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/13/04 at 04:56 a.m.
That last line had already been taken ;-)
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: jaytee on 01/13/04 at 05:36 a.m.
I should read the previous posts :-[
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/13/04 at 07:50 a.m.
As I tend to do most
Of the time, but in this one I was mistaken
(sorry for doing two lines, but the first wouldn't make much sense on its own)
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: ProgShred on 01/13/04 at 09:07 a.m.
;D (ok, but now I'm filling in to even out the thread.)
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: ProgShred on 01/13/04 at 09:08 a.m.
Sometimes I like to be jolly
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/15/04 at 04:27 a.m.
By drinking or sucking a lolly
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: mandamoo on 01/15/04 at 04:41 a.m.
One time I nearly choked
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: HolyDooley on 01/16/04 at 05:27 a.m.
And I just about croaked,
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: mandamoo on 01/16/04 at 05:45 a.m.
That is what I get for my folly
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/16/04 at 06:12 a.m.
Forthwith, no more lollies for me
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 01/16/04 at 09:25 a.m.
They rot my teeth, you see?
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/16/04 at 10:11 a.m.
And I'd visit The Dentist
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 01/16/04 at 01:58 p.m.
Who's probably dementest.
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: HolyDooley on 01/17/04 at 05:41 a.m.
A manic extractor he be.
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/17/04 at 06:36 a.m.
We all must floss more regular....
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: ProgShred on 01/17/04 at 02:21 p.m.
I always floss with monkey fir
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 01/17/04 at 07:59 p.m.
The taste is quite strong
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: HolyDooley on 01/17/04 at 09:14 p.m.
As it came off King Kong,
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 01/17/04 at 11:48 p.m.
As you can tell by the sound of his purr.
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: HolyDooley on 01/18/04 at 01:45 a.m.
There was a croc hunter called Steve!,
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: jaytee on 01/18/04 at 03:25 a.m.
Who acted so very naive
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: ProgShred on 01/18/04 at 01:26 p.m.
He couldn't hunt well
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Thunderbolt on 01/18/04 at 02:25 p.m.
Into the swamp he fell
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: ProgShred on 01/18/04 at 07:25 p.m.
And so now, his widow does grieve. :'(
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Thunderbolt on 01/18/04 at 09:19 p.m.
An anteater allergic to ants...
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: HolyDooley on 01/19/04 at 04:30 a.m.
Tried to find a cure in France,
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: mandamoo on 01/19/04 at 04:59 a.m.
He tried lotions and potions
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/19/04 at 05:02 a.m.
And weird yogic motions
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Written By: mandamoo on 01/19/04 at 05:06 a.m.
Then ended up soiling his pants :o
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Written By: HolyDooley on 01/19/04 at 05:17 a.m.
Tomorrow I'm off to the mall,
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/19/04 at 06:04 a.m.
To visit the lollypop stall !
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/19/04 at 09:21 a.m.
But, Damn! I forgot
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Written By: HolyDooley on 01/19/04 at 02:56 p.m.
Allowed lollies, I'm not,
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Written By: ProgShred on 01/20/04 at 06:35 p.m.
So I got me some gum for my jaw.
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 01/20/04 at 07:49 p.m.
The gum that sticks to your chair
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Written By: Thunderbolt on 01/20/04 at 08:29 p.m.
Does not belong in your hair
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 01/20/04 at 09:58 p.m.
So don't do something gross
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: ProgShred on 01/20/04 at 11:31 p.m.
Like sitting too close
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/21/04 at 05:34 a.m.
To a mad, paranoid polar bear
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: mandamoo on 01/21/04 at 06:20 a.m.
Gotta watch those paranoid bears.....
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/21/04 at 11:08 a.m.
In case they push you downstairs
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Written By: HolyDooley on 01/21/04 at 03:02 p.m.
And then steal all your beer,
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Written By: Indy Gent on 01/21/04 at 03:09 p.m.
As you shiver in fear
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Written By: ProgShred on 01/21/04 at 03:19 p.m.
And you're left there saying your prayers.
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Written By: Indy Gent on 01/21/04 at 04:17 p.m.
Polars bears eat cute seals
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Written By: ProgShred on 01/21/04 at 09:27 p.m.
They make for very nice meals
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Written By: Indy Gent on 01/21/04 at 10:07 p.m.
But it upsets the tummy
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Written By: mandamoo on 01/22/04 at 03:31 a.m.
And you feel downright crummy
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/22/04 at 05:12 a.m.
Using their fur in your automobiles
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Written By: karen (Guest) on 01/22/04 at 05:23 a.m.
Today is the CHinese New Year
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/22/04 at 05:35 a.m.
But I'm not in China - I'm here
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Written By: ProgShred on 01/22/04 at 12:16 a.m.
So I wont celebrate
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Written By: jaytee on 01/22/04 at 03:11 p.m.
Well, we'll just have to wait
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/23/04 at 04:47 a.m.
'Till the New Year here's here - hear! hear!
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Written By: karen (Guest) on 01/23/04 at 05:11 a.m.
Does anybody else not see page 12?
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/23/04 at 05:38 a.m.
I do, if I dig deep and delve
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Written By: mandamoo on 01/23/04 at 05:44 a.m.
And search high and low
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/23/04 at 06:01 a.m.
Then to 12 I will go
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Written By: mandamoo on 01/23/04 at 06:05 a.m.
On second thoughts, that plan I will shelve
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/23/04 at 06:10 a.m.
The rain, it fell in Spain......
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Written By: mandamoo on 01/23/04 at 07:03 a.m.
As I was about to board my train
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Written By: karen (Guest) on 01/23/04 at 07:39 a.m.
it upset my plan
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Written By: HolyDooley on 01/23/04 at 08:17 a.m.
To meet with a man,
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/23/04 at 08:19 a.m.
My foot, it got stuck in a drain
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: HolyDooley on 01/23/04 at 08:38 a.m.
I finally got my foot free,
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/23/04 at 08:49 a.m.
With the aid of a p'liceman or three
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Written By: Indy Gent on 01/23/04 at 01:30 p.m.
They loosened the cuffs
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: HolyDooley on 01/23/04 at 06:07 p.m.
So's I could take a few puffs,
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Written By: Indy Gent on 01/23/04 at 07:32 p.m.
That I took while I hid in a tree.
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Written By: ProgShred on 01/23/04 at 08:27 p.m.
What's all this fuss about trees?
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 01/23/04 at 09:07 p.m.
And about the swarm of bees
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/24/04 at 07:53 a.m.
Those bees how they bite.....
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Written By: mandamoo on 01/24/04 at 08:34 a.m.
They are nasty alright
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/24/04 at 08:51 a.m.
May their armpits be covered in fleas !
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 01/24/04 at 08:43 p.m.
Fussy has problems with insects
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Written By: HolyDooley on 01/24/04 at 09:17 p.m.
I can tell that it's making him vexed,
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Written By: Indy Gent on 01/24/04 at 09:32 p.m.
With the creeping and crawling
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: HolyDooley on 01/24/04 at 10:27 p.m.
Pretty soon he'll be bawling,
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 01/25/04 at 01:00 a.m.
That the ol' bugger is hexed.
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: HolyDooley on 01/25/04 at 04:46 a.m.
It's Australia Day tomorrow in Oz,
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Written By: mandamoo on 01/25/04 at 06:07 a.m.
We have the day off, just 'coz 8)
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Written By: ProgShred on 01/25/04 at 09:10 p.m.
This is one of those days
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Written By: HolyDooley on 01/26/04 at 04:25 a.m.
Spent in various ways,
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/26/04 at 05:32 a.m.
Pretending that what wasn't, was
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Written By: HolyDooley on 01/26/04 at 05:29 p.m.
If it wasn't what was, then what is? :D
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Written By: ProgShred on 01/26/04 at 06:37 p.m.
It isn't a wizard of whiz
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: HolyDooley on 01/26/04 at 07:44 p.m.
Which is why I asked what,
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Written By: ProgShred on 01/26/04 at 08:51 p.m.
It's a pain in the butt >:(
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Written By: Indy Gent on 01/26/04 at 10:14 p.m.
To answer this mind-bending quiz.
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Written By: ProgShred on 01/27/04 at 00:42 a.m.
Those questions are difficult stuff
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Written By: HolyDooley on 01/27/04 at 01:02 a.m.
But we must take the smooth with the rough,
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/27/04 at 03:44 a.m.
For the answer, you see
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Written By: HolyDooley on 01/27/04 at 04:32 a.m.
Is not simple or free,
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/27/04 at 06:18 a.m.
So ensure that you're paying enough
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 01/27/04 at 09:42 a.m.
I bought a gooseberry pie
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: HolyDooley on 01/27/04 at 03:52 p.m.
Do you mind if I ask you why?
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/28/04 at 08:02 a.m.
Because of the taste
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Written By: HolyDooley on 01/28/04 at 08:13 a.m.
But then think of your waist!
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Written By: ProgShred on 01/28/04 at 10:08 a.m.
And a goose without berries can't fly :o
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/28/04 at 12:01 a.m.
"Flying gooseberries" - what next?
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Written By: mandamoo on 01/28/04 at 06:11 p.m.
Yellow zebras with checks ?
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Written By: jaytee on 01/28/04 at 06:44 p.m.
Pyjamas on llamas ?
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Written By: Indy Gent on 01/28/04 at 07:44 p.m.
Or llamas-o-rama?
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Written By: HolyDooley on 01/28/04 at 09:05 p.m.
Or limericks in colourful text!
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Written By: ProgShred on 01/29/04 at 01:45 a.m.
If it's colour you like, her
e's a bun
ch!
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: HolyDooley on 01/29/04 at 01:58 a.m.
Looks so nice, I could eat it for lunch! ;D
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: ProgShred on 01/29/04 at 02:13 a.m.
So let's move it along
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Written By: HolyDooley on 01/29/04 at 04:09 a.m.
Like a huge, glowing throng,
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/29/04 at 04:53 a.m.
But it won't last long, I've got a hunch...
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Written By: HolyDooley on 01/29/04 at 05:29 a.m.
I suppose we should be more austere,
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/29/04 at 07:24 a.m.
Black-and-white's all we need here
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: karen (Guest) on 01/29/04 at 09:54 a.m.
so you don't think it boring?
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 01/29/04 at 01:08 p.m.
To the point of snoring
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Written By: HolyDooley on 01/29/04 at 03:01 p.m.
When you're Phil's age it needs to be clear.
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: ProgShred on 01/29/04 at 08:10 p.m.
Will you all watch the Superbowl this year?
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: karen (Guest) on 01/30/04 at 05:37 a.m.
Its not on the telly over here
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/30/04 at 05:49 a.m.
I have better ways to get to sleep ;D
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: ProgShred on 01/30/04 at 05:50 p.m.
I would rather count sheep
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 01/30/04 at 08:02 p.m.
Okay, you'll miss out on the beer.
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/31/04 at 08:09 a.m.
Why drink Beer when there is Coke ? :)
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: mandamoo on 01/31/04 at 09:21 a.m.
Give me the real thing, else I'll choke
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: ProgShred on 01/31/04 at 03:07 p.m.
with beer, you get drunk
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: HolyDooley on 01/31/04 at 08:56 p.m.
And might act like a punk,
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: jaytee on 02/01/04 at 05:42 a.m.
And offend some respectable folk :o
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: ProgShred on 02/01/04 at 11:10 a.m.
The Superbowl takes place today!
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: HolyDooley on 02/02/04 at 03:13 a.m.
T'was a very exciting display. So I heard.
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: mandamoo on 02/02/04 at 05:21 a.m.
There was a big crowd
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 02/02/04 at 06:05 a.m.
Saw how Janet was endowed :o
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 02/02/04 at 09:35 p.m.
When Justin tore the top away.
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: mandamoo on 02/03/04 at 03:12 a.m.
Any publicity is good publicity....
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: jaytee on 02/03/04 at 03:24 a.m.
Yes ... more's the pity ...
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 02/03/04 at 05:31 a.m.
But who knows what PR
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: HolyDooley on 02/03/04 at 06:20 a.m.
Can achieve for a star,
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: jaytee on 02/03/04 at 09:32 p.m.
Tho' their acting or singing is sh!tty ::) :o
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 02/03/04 at 10:17 p.m.
At least you saw only one boob
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: ProgShred on 02/04/04 at 00:39 a.m.
That's all they will show on the tube.
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: HolyDooley on 02/04/04 at 01:31 a.m.
Unless you've got cable..... :o
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: ProgShred on 02/04/04 at 02:20 a.m.
My connection's disabled! :-/
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 02/04/04 at 08:14 a.m.
In that case, you poor little rube. ;D
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: HolyDooley on 02/07/04 at 05:34 a.m.
C'mon lets get this thread rockin' !
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 02/07/04 at 08:41 a.m.
No more Janet J we'll be mockin'
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/09/04 at 01:06 a.m.
Time to move on
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: philbo_baggins on 02/09/04 at 05:29 a.m.
Now that JJ has gone
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: jaytee on 02/09/04 at 07:13 a.m.
Let's talk about things far less shocking :o
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 02/09/04 at 07:36 a.m.
And no more Justin y'all
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/09/04 at 09:24 a.m.
At the Grammy's, he had the gall
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 02/09/04 at 09:25 a.m.
To say that he's sorry
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/09/04 at 09:30 a.m.
But we know so far, he..
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 02/09/04 at 09:35 a.m.
He set up Janet for the fall.
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/09/04 at 09:39 a.m.
Though I missed part of the show
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: philbo_baggins on 02/09/04 at 11:13 a.m.
As I was unsure whether to go
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/09/04 at 09:55 p.m.
When I turned on the TV
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: philbo_baggins on 02/10/04 at 05:35 a.m.
What d'you think I should see?
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Claude_Prez on 02/10/04 at 07:36 p.m.
I'm not sure but this line ends in "ho"
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 02/10/04 at 08:10 p.m.
So what about the Oscar nods?
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: ProgShred on 02/10/04 at 08:50 p.m.
They'll vote for guys, they'll vote for broads.
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/10/04 at 11:26 p.m.
Just in case you can't tell
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: philbo_baggins on 02/11/04 at 07:09 a.m.
When you say "Je m'appelle"
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 02/11/04 at 08:04 a.m.
You'll get picked by the Academy gods.
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: ProgShred on 02/11/04 at 08:33 a.m.
Emmys and Grammys and Oscars, Oh My!!! :o
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 02/11/04 at 08:49 a.m.
The time just keeps flying by.
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: philbo_baggins on 02/12/04 at 06:06 a.m.
But here's what I think:
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Jan Unwin on 02/12/04 at 08:52 a.m.
As I said with a wink
Subject: Re: Rhyming Time Again (AKA New Limericks)
Written By: Indy Gent on 02/12/04 at 02:20 p.m.
'Tis better to lose than to tie.
The end.