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Subject: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Bobo on 10/19/03 at 11:47 p.m.
Let's begin again...
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/20/03 at 04:38 a.m.
Q: What should we do when the other thread hits 20 pages?
A: Never!
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Bobo on 10/20/03 at 07:08 a.m.
Q: When should this thread come to an end?
A: Thomas Alva Edison
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/20/03 at 07:15 a.m.
Who was the little known original lead singer of Edison Lighthouse ? ;D
Wax likeness of Ronald Reagan
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Bobo on 10/20/03 at 07:19 a.m.
When you were over here visiting Madame Tussauds last year, what did you see, FB?
That or... who was the American President throughout most of the 1980s... eitherways...
A: Tuesdays.
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/20/03 at 07:26 a.m.
Quoting:
When you were over here visiting Madame Tussauds last year, what did you see, FB?
That or... who was the American President throughout most of the 1980s... eitherways...
A: Tuesdays.
End Quote
Last Year ! ??? Try 1982 Matt ;D
Q : What comes 51 days before Thursdays ?
A : Brooklyn Bridge
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Bobo on 10/20/03 at 07:28 a.m.
Oh yeah, but I was close...
Q: What New York City feature are they reportedly having Victoria Beckham believe they named after her son?
A: Leeds United
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/20/03 at 07:30 a.m.
Q: What did Mr and Mrs Bridge call their son, in a blatant attempt to copy the Beckhams?
A: Four Weddings and an autopsy
D'Oh!
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/20/03 at 07:32 a.m.
Q: Who's going down, going down going down?
A: Four Weddings and an autopsy
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/20/03 at 07:34 a.m.
What movie stars George Graham, David O'Leary, Terry Venables, Peter reid and the entire first team squad of Leeds United ? >:(
A : Wish upon a star
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/20/03 at 09:54 a.m.
What will the Cubs and Red Sox do all winter long?
Hale-Bopp and Hallay's
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/20/03 at 10:03 a.m.
Q: Name two comets beginning with "H"
A: Slugs
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/20/03 at 12:17 a.m.
What is guaranteed to mess up a vending machine?
The plastic ends of shoelaces.
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/20/03 at 12:36 a.m.
Q: What else is guaranteed to mess up a vending machine?
A: Chewed chewing gum
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/20/03 at 04:58 p.m.
What is the third thing that can mess up a vending machine?
Kenmore refrigerator
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Mike_Florio on 10/20/03 at 08:13 p.m.
What did the coroner say was the contents of the victum's stomach? ;D
Dietary fiber
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Stinger on 10/21/03 at 04:26 a.m.
What is something I've never heard of?
Spleen.
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/21/03 at 05:01 a.m.
Q: What topped the poll in the Jerry Springer "Organ of the Year" competition?
A: W.R.O.N.G.
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/21/03 at 12:15 a.m.
What word is always spelled wrong even when it's right?
Elizabeth Ashley Wilkes
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Mike_Florio on 10/21/03 at 07:31 p.m.
Name one person you cant trust because they have 3 names?
Antartica
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/21/03 at 08:54 p.m.
What continent is mostly made of ice?
OxyContin, Levitra and Molotov cocktails
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/22/03 at 04:42 a.m.
Q: Name four words that score ten or more in Scrabble
A: Ciffart
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: HolyDooley on 10/22/03 at 05:21 a.m.
What should never go backwards up a one way street?
Dental floss
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/22/03 at 06:49 a.m.
What does a Carnie spin up at the local fair with the stuff that people get scraped ofF their teeth at the Oral Surgeon ? ;D
A : Stand at ease
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/22/03 at 07:25 a.m.
Quoting:
What should never go backwards up a one way street?
End Quote
;-) Well spotted
Q: What sort of person can't I stand?
A: Three cheers for our queer old dean!
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: HolyDooley on 10/22/03 at 09:04 a.m.
Q: How would one Roast a Toyal?
A: A woman driver
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Billy_Florio on 10/22/03 at 03:03 p.m.
Who is the worst person to be stuck in back of during rush hour?
A: Sgt pepper, General Electric, and Major Error
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Mike_Florio on 10/22/03 at 08:00 p.m.
Name the people that are planned to be sent into Iraq next for further negotiations?
Detroit Tigers
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Stinger on 10/23/03 at 05:32 a.m.
Who in my opinion isn't nearly as good as the Missouri Tigers?
Ed Edd 'n' Eddy.
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Mike_Florio on 10/23/03 at 06:55 p.m.
Name a waste of time?
Electricity
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/24/03 at 04:16 a.m.
Q: Without which invention would we all be watching television by candlelight in the evening?
A: Gonorrhoea
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: HolyDooley on 10/24/03 at 06:45 a.m.
Q: "When my baby,
When my baby smiles at me I......"?
A: A roaring success
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/24/03 at 07:26 a.m.
Q: How did Mufasa's scaring of the hyaenas go?
A: His Lunchbox
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Mike_Florio on 10/25/03 at 00:04 a.m.
What saved the day?
Tomas Edison
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/26/03 at 01:52 a.m.
Who was the German inventor who invented "Das Filme Projekter"?
Shiitake mushrooms and roasted garlic
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Billy_Florio on 10/26/03 at 11:14 a.m.
what keeps me away from Japan?
A: "Im burning Im burning Im burning my food"
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Mike_Florio on 10/26/03 at 04:13 p.m.
What did Thomas Dolby say to Miss Cleo while they played racket ball together?
John Wayne
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/27/03 at 08:01 a.m.
Q: What did they say to pwince John once he became King?
A: Smorgasbord
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Mike_Florio on 10/27/03 at 06:26 p.m.
Name a word thats fun to say
Elaporgussourus
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/28/03 at 04:35 a.m.
Q: What dinosaur's name is an anagram of "our Paul's rogue ass"?
A: Boghandel
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Ripp on 10/28/03 at 09:45 a.m.
Q. What word do I not know of?
A. Ripp
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: karen (Guest) on 10/28/03 at 09:49 a.m.
Q. Who has the most wordy avatar here on the boards?
A.Genesis P Orridge
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Ripp on 10/28/03 at 09:54 a.m.
Q. Who likes Genesis and Porridge?
A. Hehaznutsoruss
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: karen (Guest) on 10/28/03 at 10:04 a.m.
q. what do you call a blind dinosaur?
a. two rechargable batteries
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/28/03 at 10:31 a.m.
Quoting:
Q. What word do I not know of?
End Quote
A boghandel is the Danish word for "Bookshop"
Q: What's the most important thing to have in a vibr walkman?
A: Shep
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: HolyDooley on 10/28/03 at 02:47 p.m.
Q: What did the New Zealander sail around the world in?
A: The Aussies won of course.
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Stinger on 10/28/03 at 06:32 p.m.
What did the Men At Work say after the 1982 grammy to Asia, Jennifer Holday, Stray Cats, and Human League?
Gooey Luiey
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Mike_Florio on 10/28/03 at 08:11 p.m.
Who went boom on the way to Willie's house, and was mistaken for Willie?
Waldo
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: jaytee on 10/28/03 at 09:15 p.m.
The Great Mr. Pepper's given name?
A dog in a knapsack!
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Mike_Florio on 10/29/03 at 05:55 p.m.
name one thing that youre aloud to bring on an airplane with you
turks
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Stinger on 10/30/03 at 05:04 a.m.
What is the short way to say Turkey?
Spoof
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Mike_Florio on 10/30/03 at 06:48 p.m.
what sound did the snake who doubled as a magician make after he vanished as his first trick?
smurf
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/30/03 at 07:32 p.m.
What do you do in water besides smail and smwim?
Hall of Fame
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Mike_Florio on 10/30/03 at 07:57 p.m.
Name one thing that it doesn't look like Kobe's gonna make at this point in life
Electric
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/31/03 at 04:01 p.m.
Name a company that gives you a big jolt with every bill.
Caroline Rhea
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Mike_Florio on 11/01/03 at 00:12 a.m.
Who has been hiding in my attic for the last twenty years?
Television
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Bobo on 11/01/03 at 04:24 a.m.
What have I been watching on the last week and a half that I've been away from the board with a good friend of mine?
Cassette
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: disco_king on 11/01/03 at 02:07 p.m.
Q) As well as Bacardi, Tia Maria and Bristol what other name is fashionable with young mothers?
A) An insatiable urge to impose confrontation
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Mike_Florio on 11/01/03 at 04:33 p.m.
what do most people feel about Bill Clinton?
the lepers of chicago
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Zella on 11/05/03 at 11:36 p.m.
Who are the only persons in Chicago who don't need to worry about frostbite?
"It was already on fire when I sat down on it"
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/06/03 at 06:49 a.m.
Q: What did Groucho Marx reply when accused of burning down the Reichstag?
A: That's better, I thought you said a "PROTESTANT"
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Stinger on 11/11/03 at 05:43 p.m.
Why am I reliving history class????
Jimmy Hoffa in an oil drum
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Mike_Florio on 11/11/03 at 06:25 p.m.
What is under the Giant's endzone at the Medowlands?
Richard Belzer
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/12/03 at 05:57 a.m.
Q: How is "Beelzebub" entered in the electoral roll?
A: Peter O'Toole
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/12/03 at 05:59 a.m.
Who was best qualified to fix the broken "Jack-O'lantern" ?
A : Canary In A Coal Mine
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/12/03 at 06:26 a.m.
Q: What's more use than a parrot in a pepper-pot?
A: Piles
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/12/03 at 01:29 p.m.
What would be on Gomer's name tag if it were made by his cousin Goober?
A: Chiefs and Rams.
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Mike_Florio on 11/15/03 at 05:58 p.m.
what did I get for the 13th and 14th days of Christmas from my true love, either ramming or Cheif-ing?
Electrolites
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/15/03 at 06:46 p.m.
What has 1/3 less calories than regular Electros?
The Old Man and The Sea
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Mike_Florio on 11/15/03 at 07:13 p.m.
Name two things that could kill you unexpectantly?
Hypercrits
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/15/03 at 09:59 p.m.
What do you call hypocrite who drink too much cappucino?
Sir Ian Phleming
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/17/03 at 05:42 a.m.
Q: Who was John McCoughenroe's doubles partner?
A: Buzz, squeak, pop and splat
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: jaytee on 11/17/03 at 06:09 a.m.
Q. What is the name of newest firm of Solicitors in town?
A. A chook and a bottle of champagne.
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/17/03 at 09:36 a.m.
Q: What are you most likely to get out of Cilla Black?
A: A silly question
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/17/03 at 09:32 p.m.
What is similar to a stupid question, only there are such things as?
Cybill Sheppard herding sheep.
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: jaytee on 11/18/03 at 04:57 a.m.
Q. Who's on the cover of the latest New Zealand made porn video - "Little Boob Peep" ?
A. New balls, please.
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/18/03 at 11:09 a.m.
Q: What is the common request from a tennis umpire after he's hit by a Greg Ruzedski serve?
A: Wallaby
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Mike_Florio on 11/19/03 at 09:07 p.m.
name one word from the line I dont remember in "Tie me kangeroo down sport?"
Phospherous
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Bobo on 11/20/03 at 00:01 a.m.
If someone were to "Live long and phospher", what verb would describe their situation?
Very very ickle
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Meriadoc on 11/25/03 at 08:17 p.m.
What do you hollar when "olly olly oxen free" doesn't work...?
temporal lobe
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/26/03 at 09:27 a.m.
What is on the other side of the permanental lobe?
Riverdance, Lord of the Dance, and Flashdance
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/29/03 at 07:27 a.m.
What dances were designed specifically for Irishmen who can't move their arms ?
Canary In A Coal Mine
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/29/03 at 10:58 p.m.
Why did Tweety Bird develop black lung?
Underwriters Anonymous
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Mike_Florio on 11/30/03 at 07:39 p.m.
name one group Michael Moore belongs to
two girls singing
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/30/03 at 09:19 p.m.
What would be one truth and one lie about the group t.A.T.u?
White cotton panties
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/02/03 at 04:07 a.m.
Q: What phrase can't you say without sounding like a pervert?
A: Large flies
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Lesley on 12/02/03 at 08:21 a.m.
Q. What did John Holmes need sewing into his trousers?
A. Man Boobs
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Ripp on 12/10/03 at 10:47 a.m.
Ok thats rude. I'm going to quit here if that goes on
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: NullandVoid on 12/10/03 at 12:47 a.m.
ummm.... ???
Q.How many foul words can you say before you get sent away from the dinner table?
A. Silence of the lambchops
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/11/03 at 03:31 a.m.
Q: What was the name of the film starring Anthony Hopkins and the Muppets
A: Kermit's finger
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Bobo on 12/11/03 at 03:59 a.m.
What's green and smells of pork?
(ba-dum-bum Chhh!) >groans<
A: A gooseberry in a lift.
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/12/03 at 03:55 a.m.
Q: What's about as much use as a plum on an elevator?
A: The wit of Al Sharpton, the brains of George W Bush and the plain out-and-out charisma of Al Gore
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Indy Gent on 12/13/03 at 11:14 p.m.
What would be an example of a Great American Tragedy?
Tube socks, ties and fruitcakes
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Mike_Florio on 12/14/03 at 01:28 a.m.
what did little Timmy get on the eighth night of honaka?
Eskimos
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: Indy Gent on 12/14/03 at 03:40 p.m.
Who is responsible for knocking the brains off of Eski-Curlys, Eski-Larrys and Eski-Shemps?
Everybody Hates Deborah
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/15/03 at 08:51 a.m.
Q: Why was Debbie voted "Saddam Hussein lookalike of the year"?
A: Santa Claus
Subject: Re: Answer The Question Two
Written By: NullandVoid on 12/15/03 at 02:55 p.m.
Who loves Christmas more than Santa?
Con Edison and PE&G