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Subject: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Stinger on 09/08/03 at 02:37 p.m.
The title says it all. I'll start....
Q: How did Ric Ocasek marry super hot Paulina Porizkova?!?!?!
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Bobo on 09/08/03 at 02:39 p.m.
A: Why don't you Czech for yourself...
Q: Is that, ie, as stupid an answer as possible, the right idea?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/08/03 at 06:50 p.m.
A: It depends on what your definition of "is" is.
Q: Are both Merry and Pippin male or both female or one male and one female?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Bobo on 09/08/03 at 11:57 p.m.
A. That is correct.
Q. How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Stinger on 09/09/03 at 01:49 p.m.
All I can say is...."Run, Jiggle, Run."
Q: Can somebody pull my finger, and see what happens?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Bobo on 09/09/03 at 01:53 p.m.
A. >pulls Stinger's Finger<
Q. What happened?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: QueenAmenRa on 09/09/03 at 02:33 p.m.
A. Nothing! Absolutely nothing! STUPID! You're so STUPID!!!
Q. If you were traveling through outer space, going the speed of light, and then you start screaming ("Augh! Augh!"), do you think maybe your brains would blow up?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Meriadoc on 09/09/03 at 03:04 p.m.
A. Only if you had an axe in the head...
Q. If you could tie a really long chain with a swing on the end to an stationary object in outer space and suspend the swing 5 feet above the earth, how long could you sit in it and watch the earth revolve beneath you before you got wacked by a tall building?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Stinger on 09/09/03 at 05:13 p.m.
The answer is 25½.
Q: ¿Why do some people think the Earth is flat?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Bobo on 09/10/03 at 00:18 a.m.
Gee, being called stupid by QAR. What a knockback.
Quoting:
A. Nothing! Absolutely nothing! STUPID! You're so STUPID!!!
End Quote
Q: Why do some think the earth is flat?
A: Because it was squished by everything.
Q: Who's going to win: Scotland or Germany?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Peregrin on 09/10/03 at 00:20 a.m.
Because they are ancient Portuguese explorers!
Are they the same people that insert upside down question marks in their posts?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Bobo on 09/10/03 at 00:23 a.m.
¿Usted sabe?
Q: Was my Spanish any good?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Meriadoc on 09/10/03 at 00:24 a.m.
Quoting:
Q: Who's going to win: Scotland or Germany?
End Quote
Kalalit Nunit will defeat Absynnia 3-0
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Bobo on 09/10/03 at 00:27 a.m.
Ooh.
Why isn't anyone posting more questions?
Quoting:
Kalalit Nunit will defeat Absynnia 3-0
End Quote
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Peregrin on 09/10/03 at 00:32 a.m.
Here's one!
Where is Kalalit Nunit?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Meriadoc on 09/10/03 at 00:32 a.m.
Quoting:
Ooh.
Why isn't anyone posting more questions?
End Quote
Because someone made me go make a chess move... ;D
Um...
What is fatter, an umlaut or a cedilla?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Bobo on 09/10/03 at 00:34 a.m.
Greenland, I think... and Cedilla.
If I were to answer the questions in the wrong order, what would you think?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Meriadoc on 09/10/03 at 00:36 a.m.
A: That you were dyslexic...
Q: what is the least used smilie? ???
(I always fancied umlauts fatter....)
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Bobo on 09/10/03 at 00:39 a.m.
I think they're all used in some kind of way by everyone... I don't think Marian takes any particular preference. >grin<
Q: Will you miss me when I disappear in a few minutes time?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Meriadoc on 09/10/03 at 00:41 a.m.
A: I will be disappearing in a few minutes time too...
Q: Did you vote in the Amiright Awards?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Bobo on 09/10/03 at 00:42 a.m.
A: Unfortunately not... I'm not very good at voting in things...
Q: Is there a spoon at the end of the tunnel?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Meriadoc on 09/10/03 at 00:43 a.m.
A: There is a spork at the end of the tunnel...
Q: If you get in a spaceship going at the speed of light and cross the International Dateline backwards repeatedly, would you go back in time?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Stinger on 09/10/03 at 04:17 a.m.
No, the earth would spin backward.
Q: ¿¿¿¿Where is my pacifier????
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Grendle on 09/11/03 at 11:40 p.m.
A: Next to your Atlantafier.
Q: How much is that Pit Bull in the window?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Bobo on 09/12/03 at 00:22 a.m.
A: Three Euros.
Q: Where is the thing?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: jaytee on 09/12/03 at 01:10 a.m.
A. Up in Nanny's room behind the clock.
Q. Who put the cookie in the cookie jar?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: karen (Guest) on 09/12/03 at 02:59 a.m.
A: A very confused Cookie Monster
Q: What's the difference between a duck?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Stinger on 09/12/03 at 09:57 p.m.
A duck has a beak, while ducks come in various colours. :P
Q: I have a packet of shrimp ramen noodles, gummy bears, some eggs, and a kit kat bar. What should I make?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/12/03 at 10:16 p.m.
A: A dietician's nightmare. ;)
Q: Why do we park in a driveway, but drive in a parkway?
Quoting:
A duck has a beak, while ducks come in various colours. :P
Q: I have a packet of shrimp ramen noodles, gummy bears, some eggs, and a kit kat bar. What should I make?
End Quote
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Bobo on 09/12/03 at 11:54 p.m.
For the same reason that your nose runs and your feet smell.
If you tried to prove Murphy's Law, would something keep going wrong?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/13/03 at 09:02 p.m.
It will if Murphy has anything to say.
When is the Aflac duck going to have a fatal heart attack?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: philbo_baggins on 09/15/03 at 04:30 a.m.
Probably before I find out what the Aflac Duck actually is...
Q: What IS the story at Balamory?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Stinger on 09/15/03 at 04:34 a.m.
The same story of Baltimore.
Q: How many women did former Men At Work drummer Jerry Speiser have to hump to be in the band?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: karen (Guest) on 09/15/03 at 05:10 a.m.
Quoting:
Probably before I find out what the Aflac Duck actually is...
Q: What IS the story at Balamory?
End Quote
Wouldn't you like to know? ;)
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: philbo_baggins on 09/15/03 at 07:28 a.m.
Quoting:
Wouldn't you like to know? ;)
End Quote
Yes! That's why I asked the ******* question!!!!
Q: Why did she go away?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Stinger on 09/16/03 at 03:15 a.m.
Because she was inspired to by Paul Young.
Q: WHY has no one answered my Q yet?????
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/16/03 at 08:52 p.m.
Because no one knows how many women Jerry Speiser had to hump. ;)
Is there a man's intuition?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Stinger on 09/17/03 at 05:19 a.m.
It's called a womans intuition, yo!
Q: Who likes pie? I like pie. Do YOU like pie?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/17/03 at 09:16 p.m.
A: I like any pie.
Q: Are you afraid of the dark?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Meriadoc on 09/17/03 at 10:43 p.m.
A. No, it's afraid of me.
Q. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Bobo on 09/17/03 at 11:52 p.m.
Well, you see, it depends, first on the strength of the poor fella, and next on how much wood is at his disposal, but, through a simple mathematical formula, which tells me to multiply by five, discard my original number, and think of the number 92, I have worked out that he would only chuck 92% of his inital workload.
Do you see?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: philbo_baggins on 09/18/03 at 06:25 a.m.
Quoting:
Do you see?
End Quote
Only with my eyes open
Q: How do you do what you do to me?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Bobo on 09/18/03 at 11:19 a.m.
I wish I knew. If I knew how you did it to me, then I'd do it to you.
Does anyone else know the Beatles' version?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Stinger on 09/18/03 at 03:47 p.m.
How about a Crickets version?
Does anybody actually listen to Men At Work anymore? (Beside me that is)
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Meriadoc on 09/18/03 at 10:19 p.m.
Did anybody ever listen to them? :P
Where's Wally?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Bobo on 09/18/03 at 11:18 p.m.
Hiding behind the grain of rice in the corner.
Which would you rather take, plan A or plan B?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: philbo_baggins on 09/19/03 at 03:40 a.m.
Plan K
Why did the chicken cross the kangaroo with the sheep?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: karen (Guest) on 09/19/03 at 06:02 a.m.
because it was cold (and therefore wanted a woolly jumper!)
What's yellow and dangerous?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: philbo_baggins on 09/19/03 at 06:44 a.m.
Shark-infested custard
What's green and hard?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: karen (Guest) on 09/19/03 at 10:03 a.m.
Now do you want the stupid answer which is
An unripe gooseberry
or the real answer which is
Kermit with a flick knife?
Q Is she really going out with him?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/19/03 at 10:47 a.m.
A: She was, but now he's having second thoughts.
Q: What is the meaning of life?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Stinger on 09/19/03 at 07:21 p.m.
Jelly, Airplane, and Masturbation.
Has anyone ever snorted soap?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/19/03 at 09:09 p.m.
A: Everybody does it!
Q: Can't we all just get along?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Meriadoc on 09/20/03 at 00:07 a.m.
Get a long what? :P
Did you all syncronize your swatches?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Bobo on 09/20/03 at 00:10 a.m.
You'll bet. That'll be thanks to the Speaking Clock.
A: In the first drafting of this message, I wrote Spanking, instead of speaking. Is that a reflection upon me?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Meriadoc on 09/20/03 at 00:13 a.m.
Ask me again after March whatever.... :o
Did I just say that? ;D
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Bobo on 09/20/03 at 00:45 a.m.
You certainly typed it, Merry...
A: Is Saturday the best day in the world ever?
Quoting:
Ask me again after March whatever.... :o
Did I just say that? ;D
End Quote
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Stinger on 09/20/03 at 11:11 a.m.
Maybe, it depends if you throw keg parties or not. :P
Q: How old will you be when you are 1 trillion seconds old?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Bobo on 09/20/03 at 11:13 a.m.
31,546 years.
What about you?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Stinger on 09/20/03 at 01:21 p.m.
Older than Methusela.
Who ARE the Rutles?!?!?!!
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: scaryfast on 09/20/03 at 07:41 p.m.
A: Definitely not the Beatles.
Q: Can I play?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Bobo on 09/21/03 at 05:57 a.m.
You certainly can.
The Beatles - who were they anyway?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/21/03 at 06:13 a.m.
Apparently, Britain's answer to the Monkees :o
What's Wrong With The Way I Live?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Bobo on 09/21/03 at 06:31 a.m.
Probably something about the loot they refuse to give.
Hollies?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/21/03 at 07:02 a.m.
They don't taste as good as Lollies !
Are 'Friends' Electric ?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Bobo on 09/21/03 at 07:08 a.m.
Only if they're "Down In The Park".
Would they hurt if so?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: scaryfast on 09/21/03 at 08:24 a.m.
If they are barefoot, definitely maybe.
Where's the beef?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Bobo on 09/21/03 at 08:31 a.m.
In the beef pie.
Is eight hundred and forty seven dollars, sixty three cents too expensive?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: scaryfast on 09/21/03 at 08:36 a.m.
Depends, if it's not rusty then it's fine.
Why 2 day weekends? Wouldn't 3 day weekends be more popular?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Bobo on 09/21/03 at 08:38 a.m.
I'd prefer seven.
Why do people want to know how much Maggie Simpson costs on the opening credits of The Simpsons?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Stinger on 09/21/03 at 04:04 p.m.
The same amount as my underwear.
Q: Ya ever...seen a grown man naked?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Bobo on 09/21/03 at 10:54 p.m.
That and groan. Scary stuff.
Why is everything so hard?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Stinger on 09/22/03 at 04:32 a.m.
Because then everything would be soft. ;D
WHY did I space out my punctuation? ! ? ! ? ! ? !
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Bobo on 09/22/03 at 12:02 a.m.
Because you felt like it ? ? ? ? ?
Did I get that right ? ? ? ?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Stinger on 09/22/03 at 01:43 p.m.
M A Y B E ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
How come I can't be Jerry Speiser's playmate? ;)
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Meriadoc on 10/02/03 at 00:29 a.m.
Because you would have to morph into a cooler....
Since spiderwebs are made by spiders, are cobwebs made by cobs?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Bobo on 10/02/03 at 00:33 a.m.
Quite probably...
Would the world be a better place if I were to get a new mullet?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Meriadoc on 10/02/03 at 00:36 a.m.
Is that something like an old pullet?
What tastes better, snails with or without shells?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Bobo on 10/02/03 at 00:37 a.m.
If I had my way, almost certainly neither.
Did we ever solve the Merry/Pippin crisis earlier in the page?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Meriadoc on 10/02/03 at 00:40 a.m.
Nope. ;)
Can't we just be satisfied in thinking they are a couple of gay hobbit lovers? :o ;D
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Bobo on 10/02/03 at 00:41 a.m.
Only if that's the truth...
Is it shameful to sing a Merry and Pippin parody out loud when everyone else can hear?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Meriadoc on 10/02/03 at 00:44 a.m.
Only if it's "A Tissue" :P ::)
Would one third truth be sufficient? ;)
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Bobo on 10/02/03 at 00:45 a.m.
Depends if the fourth is any better.
When have you ever been as sure as you were then?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Meriadoc on 10/02/03 at 00:47 a.m.
Approximately July of last year.
Who divides the oceans, when the generation's lost it place?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/02/03 at 11:43 a.m.
The Father, Son and Holy Ghost. (And that's my final answer)
Q: Is it just me or are search engines overrated?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Meriadoc on 10/02/03 at 07:32 p.m.
Only if you try to google "alta vista."
What time does the last train for the coast leave?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/02/03 at 08:53 p.m.
A: About the same time the sun sinks slowly in the West.
Q: What is the appeal of "The O.C." anyway? :-/
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/25/03 at 07:08 a.m.
I think we all had the same problem with this ? None of us knew what the O C was, so we couldn't even make fun of it ! ???
"Where Have All The Flowers Gone" ?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: mandamoo on 10/25/03 at 09:38 a.m.
Ask Peter, no Paul - hang on, Mary !
Did anyone else see that bright flash of light ?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: NullandVoid on 10/25/03 at 02:43 p.m.
Nah, but I think you might have gotten Deneurolized
(see MIB but not MIB2 'cuz it sucks)
What is the point of a psilent letter?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/25/03 at 08:36 p.m.
So that a word makes no psense.
Why does Purdue always so overmatched at Ann Arbor?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Ripp on 10/28/03 at 10:01 a.m.
A. Come again?
Q. Pull my leg, literally and see what happens.
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Ripp on 10/28/03 at 10:12 a.m.
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Joelle on 10/28/03 at 02:54 p.m.
Quoting:
Because they are ancient Portuguese explorers!
Are they the same people that insert upside down question marks in their posts?
End Quote
Actually, it's Usted sabes.
Q: Did your leg fall off?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/28/03 at 07:28 p.m.
Legs, toes, what's the difference.
Q: Did you know of the latest story of the Kennedy assassination?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Zella on 11/05/03 at 11:47 p.m.
Probably no more interesting that the latest stories of the Kennedy's assignations...
How many miles can a man be asunder, before he drops to the sand?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Bobo on 11/05/03 at 11:54 p.m.
Eight.
Is it quick or slow sand?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Zella on 11/06/03 at 01:33 p.m.
very very slow. probably 30 years slow...
why do the best laid plans of ram and centaur always go astray? :(
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/06/03 at 01:59 p.m.
Because they are both Aries.
What is it with Latino women and their big butts?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: NullandVoid on 11/07/03 at 01:42 p.m.
It's gotta be something in the water and from what I heard J.lo looooves her H20!
Q. Is cheese really nothing but hardened rotten orange colored milk?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/07/03 at 07:00 p.m.
No, it also has some curds.
Are edible panties also digestable?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Meriadoc on 11/09/03 at 10:40 p.m.
Is that question of great urgency? :o ;D
Where have I misplaced those Ross Ryan songs....? ???
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/10/03 at 09:31 a.m.
Who the heck is Ross Ryan?
Is it just me or has every question recently been answered with another question? ;)
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: karen (Guest) on 11/11/03 at 03:05 a.m.
Its just you (and one other).
why did the hedgehog cross the road?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Tallulah on 11/11/03 at 03:21 a.m.
Because there was no tunnel
Quoting:
Did we ever solve the Merry/Pippin crisis earlier in the page?
End Quote
Am I the only one who feels the need to burst into a chorus of Superfragalisticexpialidocous every time I read these two names?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Bobo on 11/11/03 at 05:14 a.m.
Certainly not! (But at least you nearly spelled it right!)
Would anyone mind me going on and singing it?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Tallulah on 11/11/03 at 05:22 a.m.
You carry on and I'll join in during the chorus sometime ;)
Was it the "i" I missed out of the word?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: BlooBerryMuffin76 on 11/11/03 at 07:49 a.m.
A: It depends which word you were referring.
Q: What color is a black olive?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Stinger on 11/11/03 at 05:38 p.m.
orange!
How old am I?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: BlooBerryMuffin76 on 11/11/03 at 09:29 p.m.
A: Your years old
Q: What's the number for 911?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/11/03 at 09:33 p.m.
A: It's on the tip of my tongue (and I think it's on fire. ;D)
Q: Will there ever be a reunion of the Beatles?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: BlooBerryMuffin76 on 11/11/03 at 09:44 p.m.
A: Just let it be on that one
Q: Do people in England speak English?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/12/03 at 01:27 p.m.
A: Yes, and so do most of the non-mute population of the world. Some just not that good.
Q: Why does my cat mistake my clothes for a litter box?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: NullandVoid on 11/12/03 at 04:35 p.m.
It's his/her little way of letting you know that you're special, cats just don't "Go" anywhere you know.
Did you know that snowflakes are nothing but Angel's pee...crystalized?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Indy Gent on 11/12/03 at 05:23 p.m.
I heard David Boreanez drinks a lot of cold beer.
Do you not get the joke?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Stinger on 11/13/03 at 04:06 p.m.
No.
Is 1+1 11?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: BlooBerryMuffin76 on 11/13/03 at 05:44 p.m.
Quoting:
No.
Is 1+1 11?
End Quote
A. No because it's missing the letter "t"
Q. How many weeks till February 30th?
Subject: Re: Stupid Questions w/ Stupid Answers
Written By: Stinger on 11/21/03 at 04:04 p.m.
65827267567851679. ;D
What is up with the song Hello Again by The Cars??
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Written By: Bobo on 11/22/03 at 01:30 a.m.
I would not be sure.
Why is it so cold?
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Written By: Alice on 11/22/03 at 04:11 p.m.
A: Because it is late autumn.
Q: Why do four people argue of who is going to sit next to the window in the car?
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Written By: Indy Gent on 11/22/03 at 11:42 p.m.
Because some cars only have two windows.
Why are strippers too shy to take it off while taking a physical in the doctor's office?
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Written By: Ripp on 11/30/03 at 03:12 p.m.
There are no eyes in my head.
Q: If you ate 15 chocolate bars in one day and had no cholesterol, would you be in heaven?
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Written By: Indy Gent on 11/30/03 at 05:33 p.m.
Not necessarily, if there is no milk.
Why do the Colts have so much bad luck against the Patriots? :(
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Written By: Chrisrj on 12/06/03 at 00:17 a.m.
3.
Q: When is Van Halen's next album coming out?
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Written By: Indy Gent on 12/07/03 at 03:01 p.m.
When David Lee Roth returns, which is likely never.
Why do teens like to do dangerous stunts?
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Written By: Chrisrj on 12/07/03 at 06:23 p.m.
The same reason adults like to put the world in danger I'm guessing. :o
Do you know what happens to a frog when it's struck by lightning?
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Written By: Indy Gent on 12/07/03 at 10:29 p.m.
The same thing that happens to humans. (Yes, I saw X-Men)
How many times do you have to try before you succeed?
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Written By: BlooBerryMuffin76 on 12/07/03 at 11:02 p.m.
Quoting:
The same thing that happens to humans. (Yes, I saw X-Men)
How many times do you have to try before you succeed?
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A: We only live once so only one time
Q: Do you wear underwear underneath your pants?
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Written By: karen (Guest) on 12/08/03 at 08:59 a.m.
pants - underwear. They're the same thing aren't they?
Which is better, pease pudding hot, pease pudding cold or pease pudding in the pot 9 days old?
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Written By: NullandVoid on 12/10/03 at 12:58 a.m.
Neither, I wouldn't touch pudding that has "pease" in it
Does Pepsi really have Pepsin in it?
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Written By: Indy Gent on 12/10/03 at 03:13 p.m.
No, nor is it true that Pepsi causes dyspepsia.
Is it true that Satan lives inside popcorn kernels?
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Written By: Chrisrj on 12/14/03 at 09:43 p.m.
That could explain why they get stuck in people's teeth so horribly.
What time is it?
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Written By: Indy Gent on 12/14/03 at 11:57 p.m.
Way too late for me.
How can the French live without bathing?
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Written By: Chrisrj on 12/20/03 at 10:33 p.m.
Simple, they're French!
Don't it make my brown eyes blue?
Quoting:
Which is better, pease pudding hot, pease pudding cold or pease pudding in the pot 9 days old?
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I've always heard of it as "Pease porridge hot..." Hmm...
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Written By: Indy Gent on 12/20/03 at 10:44 p.m.
Not unless you wear colored lenses.
What has happened to that old gang of mine?
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Written By: Chrisrj on 12/22/03 at 06:20 p.m.
They went shopping!
Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?
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Written By: Indy Gent on 12/22/03 at 07:17 p.m.
So that's how they make blue tortilla chips. ;D
Would you risk your life to save a friend?
Quoting:
They went shopping!
Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?
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Written By: ProgShred on 01/08/04 at 06:09 p.m.
The cerial, the magazine or the board game?
Is all well that end's well?
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Written By: Indy Gent on 01/08/04 at 08:13 p.m.
Unless you've seen "The Ring".
How come every food that tastes good contains loads of fat?