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Subject: Who Said...

Written By: boris66au on 08/08/03 at 03:41 a.m.

Famous Quotes...get it right and post the next.

"I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?"

English Comedian

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: HolyDooley on 08/08/03 at 05:36 a.m.

Paul Merton


It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Another comedian.

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: mandamoo on 08/08/03 at 06:08 a.m.

Guessing....

Spike Milligan  :-/

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: Bobo on 08/09/03 at 03:31 a.m.

Woody Allen, I think...

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: HolyDooley on 08/09/03 at 04:27 a.m.

Woody Allen is right Bobo....

How about this one?

I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I ? He never reads any of mine.

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: Rock_Princess on 08/09/03 at 08:58 a.m.

Leonard Cohen?

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: boris66au on 08/09/03 at 06:16 p.m.

now that one's Spike Milligan


"Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress"

Comedienne (questionable)

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: Bobo on 08/11/03 at 12:50 a.m.

Joan Rivers.

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: HolyDooley on 08/11/03 at 09:49 p.m.

Bobo mate!  You forgot your quote again!  ;)

How about?........

"I see nothing wrong with giving Robert some legal experience as Attorney General before he goes out to practice law."

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: MDW on 08/14/03 at 01:35 a.m.

JFK

"I think I should warn you all, when a vampire buys it, it's never a pretty sight. No two blood suckers go out the same way. Some yell and scream, some go quietly, some explode, some implode. But, all will try and take you with them"

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: philbo_baggins on 08/14/03 at 04:35 a.m.

That's Wesley Snipes in Blade, isn't it?

With the thought that I might be right, here's one of my all-time favourites:

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honour, which is probably far more than she's ever done

(modified to add: Nooo... it's from "From Dusk till Dawn"!!!)

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: Bobo on 08/14/03 at 04:36 a.m.

I know who it is... but I just don't know any quotes...

Quoting:
That's Wesley Snipes in Blade, isn't it?

With the thought that I might be right, here's one of my all-time favourites:

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honour, which is probably far more than she's ever done
End Quote

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: philbo_baggins on 08/14/03 at 04:38 a.m.

Quoting:
I know who it is... but I just don't know any quotes...

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..ok, have a look here

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: Bobo on 08/14/03 at 04:39 a.m.

Thanks Phil! Meanwhile, I believe the other one was Groucho Marx

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: MDW on 08/14/03 at 04:42 a.m.


Quoting:
That's Wesley Snipes in Blade, isn't it?

With the thought that I might be right, here's one of my all-time favourites:

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honour, which is probably far more than she's ever done

It's not Wesley Snipes, but yours is Grough Marx
(modified to add: Nooo... it's from "From Dusk till Dawn"!!!)
End Quote

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: MDW on 08/14/03 at 04:43 a.m.

Lets try again,

Give you a Clue, the film is related to 24

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: HolyDooley on 08/14/03 at 07:11 a.m.


Quoting:

"I think I should warn you all, when a vampire buys it, it's never a pretty sight. No two blood suckers go out the same way. Some yell and scream, some go quietly, some explode, some implode. But, all will try and take you with them"
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Edgar Frog.... from The Lost Boys. ??

What about......

Women: can't live with them, pass the beer nuts.

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: MDW on 08/14/03 at 07:39 a.m.

Norm - Cheers

I'm takin' the day off. Now get dressed and come on over

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: Indy Gent on 08/15/03 at 07:46 p.m.

Ferris Buehler (Matthew Broderick) of "Ferris Buehler's Day Off"

"He broke his freakin' (or expletive that sounds like it) nose."

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/25/03 at 05:27 a.m.

* bump *

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/25/03 at 05:14 p.m.

Since nobody apparently knows the answer, it was Jerome Crewe (Burt Reynolds) in "The Longest Yard".

I'm as mad as Hell and I'm not going to take it anymore.

Quoting:
Ferris Buehler (Matthew Broderick) of "Ferris Buehler's Day Off"

"He broke his freakin' (or expletive that sounds like it) nose."
End Quote

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: HolyDooley on 09/27/03 at 07:35 a.m.


Quoting:
I'm as mad as Hell and I'm not going to take it anymore.

End Quote



Howard Beale Network

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/27/03 at 01:28 p.m.

Napoleon Bonaparte in "Napoleon".

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.

Quoting:


Howard Beale Network

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
End Quote

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: HolyDooley on 09/27/03 at 06:14 p.m.


Quoting:

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.

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Franklin D. Roosevelt from his inaugural address in 1933.

"Although the world is very full of suffering, it is also full of the overcoming of it."

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/28/03 at 02:05 a.m.

Helen Keller (Nuff said)

I'm gonna change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot.

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: HolyDooley on 09/28/03 at 05:53 a.m.


Quoting:

I'm gonna change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot.
End Quote


Dolly Parton in 9 to 5

"The most wasted of all days is one without laughter."

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/28/03 at 01:27 p.m.

ee cummings, later plagiarized by Jack Handey on SNL.

Fee fi fo fum, I smell the blood of an Englishmun.

Quoting:

Dolly Parton in 9 to 5

"The most wasted of all days is one without laughter."

End Quote

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: HolyDooley on 10/01/03 at 06:40 a.m.


Quoting:
Fee fi fo fum, I smell the blood of an Englishmun.

End Quote



Wasn't that the giant from Jack and the Beanstalk ?

The children will not leave unless I do. I shall not leave unless their father does, and the King will not leave the country in any circumstances whatever.

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: MDW on 10/01/03 at 07:25 a.m.

Queen Elizabeth (The Queen Mother)

"And always remember this... Marines die. That's what we're here for. But The Marine Corps lives forever. And that means you live forever"

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: Meriadoc on 10/01/03 at 10:32 a.m.


Quoting:
Queen Elizabeth (The Queen Mother)

"And always remember this... Marines die. That's what we're here for. But The Marine Corps lives forever. And that means you live forever"
End Quote



That Marine Sargeant on Full Metal Jacket.

"Damn the torpedos; full speed ahead"

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: Indy Gent on 10/01/03 at 10:19 p.m.

Captain James Lawrence in 1864.

Those aren't pillows!!!

Quoting:


That Marine Sargeant on Full Metal Jacket.

"Damn the torpedos; full speed ahead"
End Quote

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: Meriadoc on 10/02/03 at 00:12 a.m.


Quoting:
Captain James Lawrence in 1864.

End Quote



Nope. Sorry IG, it was Admiral Farragut.

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: Indy Gent on 10/02/03 at 11:41 a.m.

Google lied to me. >:( (J/K)
Okay where's your quote?

Quoting:


That Marine Sargeant on Full Metal Jacket.

"Damn the torpedos; full speed ahead"
End Quote

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: Meriadoc on 10/02/03 at 07:30 p.m.


Quoting:
Google lied to me. >:( (J/K)
Okay where's your quote?

End Quote



"I think I just saw a body drop right outside that window. Did you just see a body drop? Let's go outside and see. I know I saw a body drop."

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: MDW on 10/03/03 at 01:09 a.m.


Quoting:


"I think I just saw a body drop right outside that window. Did you just see a body drop? Let's go outside and see. I know I saw a body drop."
End Quote



David Bowie During an Interview

"Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash"

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/04/03 at 07:37 p.m.


Quoting:


"Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash"
End Quote



Steve Buscemi (Garland Greene) - Con Air


"When they opened Disneyland in 1956 nothing worked"

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: Indy Gent on 10/04/03 at 10:10 p.m.

Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum) in "Jurrassic Park".

Excuse me, I speak jive.

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: daddysgirl on 10/06/03 at 06:55 p.m.

"COME ON DOWN"- Bob Barker

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: Indy Gent on 10/07/03 at 00:05 a.m.

No, that was Johnny Olson that said that. And we haven't guess the previous quote yet. ::)

Quoting:
"COME ON DOWN"- Bob Barker
End Quote

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: MDW on 10/07/03 at 01:49 a.m.


Quoting:
Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum) in "Jurrassic Park".

Excuse me, I speak jive.
End Quote



This comes from "Airplane" an old woman if I'm not mistaken.

"This was supposed to be my weekend off, but no. You got me out here dragging your heavy ass through the desert, with your dreadlocks sticking out the back of my parachute. You got to come down here with an attitude, acting all big and bad. And, what the Hell is that smell?"

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: HolyDooley on 10/07/03 at 07:13 a.m.

Captain Hiller from Independance Day


"Where's my Burrito? Where's my Burrito"

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: MDW on 10/07/03 at 07:46 a.m.

Quoting:



"Where's my Burrito? Where's my Burrito"
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Homer 'Jay' Simpson

"Actually, I believe the term shyster is reserved for attorneys of the Jewish persuasion.  I believe the proper term for me is eggplant"

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: Indy Gent on 10/07/03 at 01:13 p.m.

Robert Clayton Dean in "Enemy of The State".

Yeah, but I'm taller.

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: MDW on 10/08/03 at 01:34 a.m.


Quoting:
Robert Clayton Dean in "Enemy of The State".

Yeah, but I'm taller.
End Quote



Jack in Speed after Dennis Hopper is decapitated.

"Noah was a drunk. Look what he accomplished.  And no one's even asking you to build an ark.  All you have to do is go to New Jersey"

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: Indy Gent on 10/08/03 at 07:52 a.m.

Metatron The Voice of God in "Dogma".

Is this a great country or what?

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: HolyDooley on 10/22/03 at 05:41 a.m.

You'll have to tell us Indy.  ???

Hello!  I'm Mr Ed.

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/22/03 at 07:36 a.m.

A horse, or Ed Sullivan, take your pick !


"I shall return"

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: HolyDooley on 10/23/03 at 06:37 a.m.

Douglas MacArthur

Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it.

Subject: Re: Who Said...

Written By: Indy Gent on 10/23/03 at 07:34 a.m.

Michael Keaton from "Night Shift".

Quoting:
You'll have to tell us Indy.  ???
End Quote