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Famous Quotes...get it right and post the next.
"I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?"
English Comedian
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Paul Merton
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Another comedian.
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Guessing....
Spike Milligan :-/
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Woody Allen, I think...
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Woody Allen is right Bobo....
How about this one?
I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I ? He never reads any of mine.
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Leonard Cohen?
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now that one's Spike Milligan
"Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress"
Comedienne (questionable)
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Joan Rivers.
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Bobo mate! You forgot your quote again! ;)
How about?........
"I see nothing wrong with giving Robert some legal experience as Attorney General before he goes out to practice law."
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JFK
"I think I should warn you all, when a vampire buys it, it's never a pretty sight. No two blood suckers go out the same way. Some yell and scream, some go quietly, some explode, some implode. But, all will try and take you with them"
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That's Wesley Snipes in Blade, isn't it?
With the thought that I might be right, here's one of my all-time favourites:
Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honour, which is probably far more than she's ever done
(modified to add: Nooo... it's from "From Dusk till Dawn"!!!)
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I know who it is... but I just don't know any quotes...
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That's Wesley Snipes in Blade, isn't it?
With the thought that I might be right, here's one of my all-time favourites:
Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honour, which is probably far more than she's ever done
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I know who it is... but I just don't know any quotes...
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..ok, have a look here
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Thanks Phil! Meanwhile, I believe the other one was Groucho Marx
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That's Wesley Snipes in Blade, isn't it?
With the thought that I might be right, here's one of my all-time favourites:
Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honour, which is probably far more than she's ever done
It's not Wesley Snipes, but yours is Grough Marx
(modified to add: Nooo... it's from "From Dusk till Dawn"!!!)
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Lets try again,
Give you a Clue, the film is related to 24
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"I think I should warn you all, when a vampire buys it, it's never a pretty sight. No two blood suckers go out the same way. Some yell and scream, some go quietly, some explode, some implode. But, all will try and take you with them"
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Edgar Frog.... from The Lost Boys. ??
What about......
Women: can't live with them, pass the beer nuts.
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Norm - Cheers
I'm takin' the day off. Now get dressed and come on over
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Ferris Buehler (Matthew Broderick) of "Ferris Buehler's Day Off"
"He broke his freakin' (or expletive that sounds like it) nose."
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* bump *
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Since nobody apparently knows the answer, it was Jerome Crewe (Burt Reynolds) in "The Longest Yard".
I'm as mad as Hell and I'm not going to take it anymore.
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Ferris Buehler (Matthew Broderick) of "Ferris Buehler's Day Off"
"He broke his freakin' (or expletive that sounds like it) nose."
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I'm as mad as Hell and I'm not going to take it anymore.
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Howard Beale Network
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
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Napoleon Bonaparte in "Napoleon".
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Howard Beale Network
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
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The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Franklin D. Roosevelt from his inaugural address in 1933.
"Although the world is very full of suffering, it is also full of the overcoming of it."
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Helen Keller (Nuff said)
I'm gonna change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot.
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I'm gonna change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot.
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Dolly Parton in 9 to 5
"The most wasted of all days is one without laughter."
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ee cummings, later plagiarized by Jack Handey on SNL.
Fee fi fo fum, I smell the blood of an Englishmun.
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Dolly Parton in 9 to 5
"The most wasted of all days is one without laughter."
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Fee fi fo fum, I smell the blood of an Englishmun.
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Wasn't that the giant from Jack and the Beanstalk ?
The children will not leave unless I do. I shall not leave unless their father does, and the King will not leave the country in any circumstances whatever.
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Queen Elizabeth (The Queen Mother)
"And always remember this... Marines die. That's what we're here for. But The Marine Corps lives forever. And that means you live forever"
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Queen Elizabeth (The Queen Mother)
"And always remember this... Marines die. That's what we're here for. But The Marine Corps lives forever. And that means you live forever"
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That Marine Sargeant on Full Metal Jacket.
"Damn the torpedos; full speed ahead"
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Captain James Lawrence in 1864.
Those aren't pillows!!!
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That Marine Sargeant on Full Metal Jacket.
"Damn the torpedos; full speed ahead"
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Captain James Lawrence in 1864.
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Nope. Sorry IG, it was Admiral Farragut.
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Google lied to me. >:( (J/K)
Okay where's your quote?
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That Marine Sargeant on Full Metal Jacket.
"Damn the torpedos; full speed ahead"
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Google lied to me. >:( (J/K)
Okay where's your quote?
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"I think I just saw a body drop right outside that window. Did you just see a body drop? Let's go outside and see. I know I saw a body drop."
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"I think I just saw a body drop right outside that window. Did you just see a body drop? Let's go outside and see. I know I saw a body drop."
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David Bowie During an Interview
"Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash"
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"Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash"
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Steve Buscemi (Garland Greene) - Con Air
"When they opened Disneyland in 1956 nothing worked"
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Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum) in "Jurrassic Park".
Excuse me, I speak jive.
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"COME ON DOWN"- Bob Barker
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No, that was Johnny Olson that said that. And we haven't guess the previous quote yet. ::)
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"COME ON DOWN"- Bob Barker
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Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum) in "Jurrassic Park".
Excuse me, I speak jive.
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This comes from "Airplane" an old woman if I'm not mistaken.
"This was supposed to be my weekend off, but no. You got me out here dragging your heavy ass through the desert, with your dreadlocks sticking out the back of my parachute. You got to come down here with an attitude, acting all big and bad. And, what the Hell is that smell?"
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Captain Hiller from Independance Day
"Where's my Burrito? Where's my Burrito"
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"Where's my Burrito? Where's my Burrito"
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Homer 'Jay' Simpson
"Actually, I believe the term shyster is reserved for attorneys of the Jewish persuasion. I believe the proper term for me is eggplant"
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Robert Clayton Dean in "Enemy of The State".
Yeah, but I'm taller.
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Robert Clayton Dean in "Enemy of The State".
Yeah, but I'm taller.
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Jack in Speed after Dennis Hopper is decapitated.
"Noah was a drunk. Look what he accomplished. And no one's even asking you to build an ark. All you have to do is go to New Jersey"
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Metatron The Voice of God in "Dogma".
Is this a great country or what?
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You'll have to tell us Indy. ???
Hello! I'm Mr Ed.
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A horse, or Ed Sullivan, take your pick !
"I shall return"
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Douglas MacArthur
Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it.
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Michael Keaton from "Night Shift".
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You'll have to tell us Indy. ???
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