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Subject: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Mike_Florio on 06/27/03 at 07:36 p.m.

well the last thread reached 20 pages, so here is the new one...

start the worthless conversation...

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Bobo on 06/28/03 at 04:23 a.m.

I thought I'd done this... but...

Worthless... hmm...

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Meriadoc on 06/28/03 at 06:55 a.m.

painted rings and sealing wax...

or ceiling wax - that's even more worthless.... ;D

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Bobo on 06/28/03 at 07:11 a.m.

Something useless. Not my own invention but...

Whenever toast comes out of a toaster, both slices come out at once. Surely by the time you've eaten one, the other has gone cold. Therefore a toaster should be invented with time delay on the second piece of toast.

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Meriadoc on 06/28/03 at 07:14 a.m.

And Bobo just made someone a millionaire! :D

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Bobo on 06/28/03 at 07:16 a.m.

The Earl Of Sandwich, perchance? ;D

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Indy Gent on 06/28/03 at 08:45 p.m.

Home Shopping Network or QVC. Those have got to be the most worthless cable channels.

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Mike_Florio on 06/28/03 at 11:10 p.m.


Quoting:
Home Shopping Network or QVC. Those have got to be the most worthless cable channels.
End Quote



not as worthless as TNN  ;)

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Indy Gent on 06/29/03 at 10:33 p.m.

Now that is the first man's channel. ;) (Channeled through Zella)

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Mike_Florio on 06/29/03 at 10:34 p.m.


Quoting:
Now that is the first man's channel. ;) (Channeled through Zella)
End Quote



yeah, but only on Thursday nights according to the commersials

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Indy Gent on 06/30/03 at 02:02 p.m.

Are you saying women dug "Ren and Stimpy" and "Stripperella"? :-/

Quoting:


yeah, but only on Thursday nights according to the commersials
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Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Zella on 06/30/03 at 02:29 p.m.

It ain't worthless anymore! Smell the fresh air! I can breathe again! Yes! Yes! Yes! (Calgon, take me away.... ::) )

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Bobo on 07/01/03 at 01:57 p.m.

Washing Machines live longer with Calgon!

Quoting:
It ain't worthless anymore! Smell the fresh air! I can breathe again! Yes! Yes! Yes! (Calgon, take me away.... ::) )
End Quote

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Mike_Florio on 07/01/03 at 09:55 p.m.

Quoting:
Are you saying women dug "Ren and Stimpy" and "Stripperella"? :-/

End Quote



Ren and Stimpy was definatly one of the best shows ever!  It was an awesome show!

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Bobo on 07/01/03 at 11:49 p.m.

Was, past tense? Does it no longer exist?

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Mike_Florio on 07/02/03 at 08:59 p.m.

Quoting:
Was, past tense? Does it no longer exist?
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I remember when it was on Nikoloden...good times...

thursday afternoons were a continuas string of Doug, Rugrats, Rockos modern life, and Ren and Stimpy and Saturday nights also...

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: HolyDooley on 07/04/03 at 05:39 a.m.

Some cartoons you never grow out of.  I laugh my head off at Spongebob Squarepants.

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Bobo on 07/05/03 at 01:14 a.m.

Unfortunately, the only people who watch Spongebob over here are 5 year old kids. That's unfortunate...

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Mike_Florio on 07/06/03 at 11:25 p.m.

Quoting:
Unfortunately, the only people who watch Spongebob over here are 5 year old kids. That's unfortunate...
End Quote



I have gotta say, a lot of the "potheads" in my school watched it...

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Mike_Florio on 07/07/03 at 08:34 p.m.

right now my post count is at 1111, heh...

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Bobo on 07/07/03 at 11:42 p.m.

That was twelve whole posts ago!

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Zella on 07/08/03 at 06:15 p.m.

14 now!

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Indy Gent on 07/08/03 at 09:51 p.m.

But who's counting? ::)

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Zella on 07/08/03 at 11:14 p.m.

I am determined to prove a villian...

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Mike_Florio on 07/08/03 at 11:43 p.m.

Quoting:
I am determined to prove a villian...
End Quote



you calling me a villian?  ;D

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Bobo on 07/08/03 at 11:45 p.m.

Who's calling who the what now?

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Mike_Florio on 07/08/03 at 11:47 p.m.

Quoting:
Who's calling who the what now?
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I dont know, all I know is that Ive gotta pee, so my aim away message is going up, "even great men have to pee"-best away message ever!

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Bobo on 07/08/03 at 11:48 p.m.

Really wanted to know that...  ::) ;D

Quoting:


I dont know, all I know is that Ive gotta pee, so my aim away message is going up, "even great men have to pee"-best away message ever!
End Quote

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Mike_Florio on 07/08/03 at 11:49 p.m.

Quoting:
Really wanted to know that...  ::) ;D

End Quote



well it felt refreshing... ;D

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Bobo on 07/08/03 at 11:53 p.m.

That's good to know, so it is.

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Mike_Florio on 07/08/03 at 11:57 p.m.

Quoting:
That's good to know, so it is.
End Quote



yep...

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Bobo on 07/09/03 at 00:07 a.m.

In the list of great men in need of peeing, you would include yourself?

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Billy_Florio on 07/09/03 at 00:08 a.m.

Ive just realized something...if you ever wanted to control the weather, all yo need is to find that girl that the Temptations sing about....


you know...the one that makes sunshine on a cloudy day, and when its cold outside she makes it the month of May   ;D

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Mike_Florio on 07/09/03 at 00:09 a.m.

Quoting:
In the list of great men in need of peeing, you would include yourself?
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yep...

actually, you get 10 points if you guess what movie I stole that from...

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Bobo on 07/09/03 at 00:09 a.m.

But May is always so cold... why is that?

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Mike_Florio on 07/09/03 at 00:10 a.m.

Quoting:


yep...

actually, you get 10 points if you guess what movie I stole that from...
End Quote



but Walter Mathiau will rank higher on taht list...

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Bobo on 07/09/03 at 00:12 a.m.

Apparently Walter Matthau's real last name is Matuschanskavasky...

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Billy_Florio on 07/09/03 at 00:22 a.m.


Quoting:
But May is always so cold... why is that?
End Quote



I think it is a government conspiracy

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Indy Gent on 07/09/03 at 09:37 p.m.

Funny, that's what Jack Lemmon said in "The China Syndrome" before he was shot down (oops, spoiler :-[.)

Quoting:


I think it is a government conspiracy
End Quote

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Grendle on 07/12/03 at 10:56 p.m.

It's probably just a rumour started by those Communists! ;)

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: VirtuosoClaptrap on 07/13/03 at 00:10 a.m.

You mean Reds Under The Bed  :o

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 07/16/03 at 06:04 a.m.

Queensland 36 New South Wales 6  ;D

(It ain't worthless to me !  :-* ;D)

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: mandamoo on 07/16/03 at 07:53 a.m.

One outa three ain't bad  ;)

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 07/16/03 at 07:54 a.m.


Quoting:
One outa three ain't bad  ;)
End Quote



Nice comeback !  >:(   ;) :D

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: mandamoo on 07/16/03 at 07:58 a.m.


Quoting:
Queensland 36 New South Wales 6  ;D

(It ain't worthless to me !  :-* ;D)
End Quote



Seriously, an excellent effort Fussy !  :D

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: karen (Guest) on 07/16/03 at 07:58 a.m.

Since I didn't know where else to post this I'm putting it here.

I was bitten on Saturday evening by a midge or mosquito or something and the bites got infected.  I'm on penicillin and my ankle is really swollen and painful.  

Just thought I'd share this with you all.

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 07/16/03 at 08:00 a.m.

You need someone to suck the poison out !  Why hasn't Welsh hubby done that ?  :)

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: karen (Guest) on 07/16/03 at 08:03 a.m.

Are you offering ?

Dai didn't believe there was anything wrong with it at first.  Thought I was putting it on so I could have a sit down  ::)  

I'm sitting around at work with my feet up (no difference there then!) to help it recover

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Billy_Florio on 07/16/03 at 03:00 p.m.

I went on a double date with my friend last week...his beautiful gf brought along a sister for me.....Sister Maria Theresa if I remember correctly, from Our Lady of the Sea  :o ;D ;)

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Bobby on 07/17/03 at 05:55 p.m.

Have you arranged for a second date, Billy?

I have got Powerpuff Girls on telly at the moment.

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Billy_Florio on 07/17/03 at 06:40 p.m.


Quoting:
Have you arranged for a second date, Billy?

I have got Powerpuff Girls on telly at the moment.
End Quote



Nah, everytime I call her she says she's busy...something about washing her pews or something....anyway, I think shes seeing another guy, because she keeps on on talking about receiving the body of Christ......


Im going to hell....

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 07/18/03 at 06:50 a.m.


Quoting:
Are you offering ?

Dai didn't believe there was anything wrong with it at first.  Thought I was putting it on so I could have a sit down  ::)  End Quote



Well......I can't quite reach from here in the antipodes !  ;D

BTW, Dai is just a classic Welsh name  :)

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: karen (Guest) on 07/18/03 at 07:37 a.m.


Quoting:


BTW, Dai is just a classic Welsh name  :)
End Quote



His name is David really but he switched to Dai because he didn't like Dave as the shortened form and its very distinctive.  I have trained myself to call him David when his mum and dad are around though

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: karen (Guest) on 07/18/03 at 07:38 a.m.

The ankle is better BTW

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Bobo on 07/19/03 at 04:39 a.m.

I need some more worthlessness!

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Billy_Florio on 07/20/03 at 00:00 a.m.

I have only met one girl who has gotten breast reduction surgery

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Bobo on 07/20/03 at 00:08 a.m.

I have met many, though they did not show me. Ooh, naughty me.

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Billy_Florio on 07/20/03 at 00:26 a.m.


Quoting:
I have met many, though they did not show me. Ooh, naughty me.
End Quote



it wasnt worth her showing me....

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Bobo on 07/20/03 at 00:35 a.m.

In that case, they must have been horrendously big...

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Billy_Florio on 07/20/03 at 01:39 a.m.


Quoting:
In that case, they must have been horrendously big...
End Quote



no, no they werent....

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Bobo on 07/20/03 at 02:38 a.m.

Aww...

Changing subjects now...

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Billy_Florio on 07/20/03 at 02:41 p.m.


Quoting:
Aww...

Changing subjects now...
End Quote



hahahahahaha

did you know that Gummy is the German word for rubber?

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Mike_Florio on 07/21/03 at 01:10 a.m.

Quoting:


hahahahahaha

did you know that Gummy is the German word for rubber?
End Quote



did you know that "no" is italian for no?

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Bobo on 07/21/03 at 03:46 a.m.

I thought it was Mexican... having read the first edition of Simpsons comics...

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Billy_Florio on 07/21/03 at 03:03 p.m.

did you know that I dont speak German?

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Mike_Florio on 07/21/03 at 11:57 p.m.

why are we all talking in questions?

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Bobo on 07/22/03 at 00:16 a.m.

That's a good question, isn't it?

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: karen (Guest) on 07/22/03 at 03:21 a.m.

Is it time to start up another questions thread?

How long ago did the last one finish?

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Zella on 07/22/03 at 07:02 a.m.

But it is not Wednesday.....  :'( :'( :'(

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: karen (Guest) on 07/22/03 at 07:21 a.m.


Quoting:
But it is not Wednesday.....  :'( :'( :'(
End Quote



Tis (in New Zealand  :D )

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Billy_Florio on 07/22/03 at 03:43 p.m.

dang that international date line!

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Mike_Florio on 07/22/03 at 10:30 p.m.

for the new millenium, people had to pay like 55000 dollars to celebrate it more than once by going on a boat and driving along the international date line...that sounds awesome!  

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Bobo on 07/23/03 at 00:06 a.m.

Well, it is now Wednesday, and, though I am now one day older, unfortunately I fail to be one day wiser...

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Billy_Florio on 07/23/03 at 01:04 a.m.

Has anyone noticed that in the Aerosmith song "Girls of summer" the chorus sounds exactly like a combination between Rod Stewarts "Some guys have all the luck" and the Turtles "She'd rather be with me" plus, the title sounds very much like the DOn Henley song "BOYS of summer"?

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Meriadoc on 08/10/03 at 00:32 a.m.

¿Döés ànyoñe else lîke ußing the AS¢HII or is jûst me?

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 08/11/03 at 06:27 a.m.


Quoting:
Has anyone noticed that in the Aerosmith song "Girls of summer" the chorus sounds exactly like a combination between Rod Stewarts "Some guys have all the luck" and the Turtles "She'd rather be with me" plus, the title sounds very much like the DOn Henley song "BOYS of summer"?
End Quote


No.  ;D

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Bobo on 08/11/03 at 01:20 p.m.

I'm back and more worthless than ever!

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Billy_Florio on 08/11/03 at 01:46 p.m.


Quoting:
¿Döés ànyoñe else lîke ußing the AS¢HII or is jûst me?
End Quote



its just you..... ;D


lol..I like saying the name ASCHII though lol

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Bobo on 08/11/03 at 01:49 p.m.

American Standard Code for Information Interchange eh? Worra mouthful.

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Mike_Florio on 08/11/03 at 01:52 p.m.

owww, my shoulder hurts!  its all because I forgot my pillow two nights ago...owww!

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Bobo on 08/11/03 at 02:01 p.m.

My legs hurt! They hurt very much!

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Billy_Florio on 08/11/03 at 03:33 p.m.


Quoting:
My legs hurt! They hurt very much!
End Quote






More people should wear Beanny Hats





Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Billy_Florio on 08/11/03 at 03:34 p.m.

OMG, someone just walked into where I am working (Im using the term lightly lol) and he looks exactly like Rich Vos....lol thats funny

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Mike_Florio on 08/11/03 at 08:48 p.m.

Quoting:
OMG, someone just walked into where I am working (Im using the term lightly lol) and he looks exactly like Rich Vos....lol thats funny
End Quote



lol, you shouldve asked him how he felt losing to Dat Phan...

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Bobo on 08/12/03 at 04:03 a.m.

Who is Dat Phan and Rich Vos? I feel my worthlessness letting me down!

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: karen (Guest) on 08/12/03 at 04:17 a.m.

They are yet more Americans that no one else has heard of  ::)

I'm guessing that they may be wrestlers

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Bobo on 08/12/03 at 04:19 a.m.

Apparently Dat Phan is someone who isn't funny.

Still working on Rich Vos. I'll get back to ya.

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: karen (Guest) on 08/12/03 at 04:26 a.m.

But is Dat Phan supposed to be funny?

I guessed at wrestling because Rich Vos lost to Dat Phan apparently.

They're not both in Jack*** are they?

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Bobo on 08/12/03 at 04:27 a.m.

I don't know... I've never watched Jackbum... I'm told I should.

Won't censor me this way...

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: karen (Guest) on 08/12/03 at 04:30 a.m.


Quoting:
I don't know... I've never watched Jackbum... I'm told I should.

End Quote



Bobo

If you like watching someone severely injuring themselves because they were riding a shopping trolley down hill onto a main road then watch this show.

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Bobo on 08/12/03 at 04:33 a.m.

Sounds great, I'm there!

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Billy_Florio on 08/12/03 at 01:33 p.m.


Quoting:
But is Dat Phan supposed to be funny?

I guessed at wrestling because Rich Vos lost to Dat Phan apparently.

They're not both in Jack*** are they?
End Quote



um..no, neither one is a wrestler...both Dat Phan and Rich Vos are stand up commedians (Rich Vos is a decently famous one...he's been on Tough Crowd before, as well as Leno and Conan and plays all the major clubs)...both of them were on "Last comic standing" and in the final round, Dat Phan went up agains Rich Vos to see who was the best comic inthe contest, and Dat Phan won (which was wrong, since Rich Vos is much funnier)......

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Billy_Florio on 08/12/03 at 01:36 p.m.

Dat Phan just seems to be more energetic, and a natural born performer.....he loves showing off and being in front of crowds.....its weird, because I had never heard of him before that show



Jack ___ is a garbage show that isnt funny in the least bit......

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Bobo on 08/12/03 at 01:43 p.m.

But if it were my brother rolling down a hill, that would be funny.

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Mike_Florio on 08/13/03 at 09:52 p.m.

Dave Mordal shouldve won!  Refer to my signiture for proof...but Dat Phan eliminated him in the 4th round...

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Mike_Florio on 08/13/03 at 09:52 p.m.

I am so bored right now, Im unscrewing the lightbolb out of my desk lamp, and then screwing it back in...

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Bobo on 08/13/03 at 11:52 p.m.

I'm so bored that I'm kicking someone else's bum at literati...

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Mike_Florio on 08/14/03 at 00:39 a.m.

Quoting:
I'm so bored that I'm kicking someone else's bum at literati...
End Quote



we gotta play each other in that some time...even though Im not that great ::)

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Bobo on 08/14/03 at 00:45 a.m.

Couple nice words this time round... enceinte, boomkins, bromins. Kinda a cool game. I won by about 280 points...

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Mike_Florio on 08/14/03 at 00:55 a.m.

Quoting:
Couple nice words this time round... enceinte, boomkins, bromins. Kinda a cool game. I won by about 280 points...
End Quote



Youre so gonna beat me

the best word Ive ever got is "Toxin"

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Bobo on 08/14/03 at 05:00 a.m.

That's pretty good. So long as you get the 3L on X...

How are your literati stats?

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Mike_Florio on 08/22/03 at 01:34 a.m.

Quoting:
That's pretty good. So long as you get the 3L on X...

How are your literati stats?
End Quote



eh, could be better...

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Bobo on 08/23/03 at 04:11 a.m.

Mine too... I mean, they're not so bad... but then, not so good either. A mediocre average.

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: HolyDooley on 08/23/03 at 06:04 a.m.

I'm pretty good at cardgames...... and I used to win all the drinking games when I was young and silly.  ;D

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Indy Gent on 08/24/03 at 01:42 a.m.

I suck at about every game and sport, except for regular Solitaire. ;D

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: HolyDooley on 08/24/03 at 08:41 a.m.

I suck at any game that is memory based.  :-/ I can't remember which ones off hand though.

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Bobo on 09/02/03 at 12:23 a.m.

Sorry. We didn't remember to bump this thread.

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Meriadoc on 09/03/03 at 00:40 a.m.

Almost midnight and I must go before I turn in to a pumpkin...

Good night sweet prince...

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Bobo on 09/03/03 at 00:42 a.m.

Ooh, pumpkin. They're over-rated, in my opinion. They're good for Hallowe'en and all, but...

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Meriadoc on 09/03/03 at 12:09 a.m.


Quoting:...Hallowe'en ....
End Quote



Oh! I just adore men who know how to properly use apostrophes.... ;) ;D

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Bobo on 09/03/03 at 12:33 a.m.

The mystery is conclusively and unequivocally solved.

Quoting:


Oh! I just adore men who know how to properly use apostrophes.... ;) ;D
End Quote

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Meriadoc on 09/03/03 at 12:34 a.m.


Quoting:
The mystery is conclusively and unequivocally solved.

End Quote



Not neccessarily! :o

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Bobo on 09/03/03 at 12:36 a.m.

Ooh...

Quoting:
Not neccessarily! :o
End Quote

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Meriadoc on 09/03/03 at 12:42 a.m.


Quoting:
Ooh...

End Quote



Hee hee.... ;D

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Bobo on 09/03/03 at 12:54 a.m.

Again I say, solved.

Quoting:


Hee hee.... ;D
End Quote

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Zella on 09/03/03 at 01:02 p.m.

What's solved? ???

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Bobo on 09/03/03 at 01:04 p.m.

Referral to post CIX.

Subject: Re: The long lost worthless thread continued

Written By: Billy_Florio on 09/03/03 at 05:06 p.m.

HA HA  HA !!!!!!!   Now I know!!!!!! HAHAHAAHA..>merry, it seems you messed up! lol

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Written By: Mike_Florio on 09/03/03 at 06:22 p.m.

:o

What I thought was correct!

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Written By: Meriadoc on 09/03/03 at 10:14 p.m.

I never mess up! Everything I do has a devious purpose behind it... :o

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Written By: Bobo on 09/03/03 at 11:10 p.m.

Telling us the answer ain't as devious as you think.

Mike, you're joining me hopping on the back of this idea, yes?

Quoting:
I never mess up! Everything I do has a devious purpose behind it... :o
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Written By: Peregrin on 09/04/03 at 00:09 a.m.

Well, let's see if this throws you off the rails, Bobo

From Pippin to you (and Mikey!) :  :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :P

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Written By: Bobo on 09/04/03 at 00:13 a.m.

Ooh, tongues. You see, I interpret that differently to you. Ooh, naughty me.

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Written By: Peregrin on 09/04/03 at 00:16 a.m.


Quoting:
Ooh, tongues. You see, I interpret that differently to you. Ooh, naughty me.
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No!  You are not necessarily interpreting it the wrong way!  But the question is, is it a chance you wanna take sunshine?  ;D

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Written By: Bobo on 09/04/03 at 00:20 a.m.

Oooh, maybe I don't. Maybe I'll do. I'm not good at making decisions. I use a BOAWJP machine to do that for me.

Quoting:


No!  You are not necessarily interpreting it the wrong way!  But the question is, is it a chance you wanna take sunshine?  ;D
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Written By: Zella on 09/04/03 at 04:05 p.m.

Yikes!  :o :o :o

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Written By: Bobo on 09/05/03 at 00:09 a.m.

And... the BOAWJP...

Round and round and round it goes...
Where it stops, nobody knows.

Dang, it indicates that I'm the one who has to go home.

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Written By: Zella on 09/05/03 at 00:45 a.m.

Rating unrecognizable 80s songs is hard work.

Therefore, one Cymric name.... and then to bed... ;)

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Written By: Bobo on 09/05/03 at 11:27 a.m.

Has Zella woken up yet? Who knows. I'm tired, though...

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Written By: Billy_Florio on 09/05/03 at 07:27 p.m.


Quoting:


But the question is, is it a chance you wanna take sunshine?  ;D
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OH MY GOD......Im regreting starting this thing......lol......now I dont know what side is up, or what side is down.....

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Written By: Meriadoc on 09/05/03 at 09:59 p.m.

Quoting:




OH MY GOD......Im regreting starting this thing......lol......now I dont know what side is up, or what side is down.....
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Which side is up and which is down? Is the a fancy way of asking: "top or bottom?" :o ;) ;D

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Written By: Bobo on 09/06/03 at 02:48 p.m.

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Written By: Mike_Florio on 09/06/03 at 03:46 p.m.

lolololol!  Yes Ive joined Bobo in this, this quest to find the real sexes of Merr-Pippin, wow, it feels like that movie with that transvestite, "Its Pat," yeah.   ::) :P

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Written By: Mike_Florio on 09/06/03 at 03:47 p.m.

Quoting:
I never mess up! Everything I do has a devious purpose behind it... :o
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Was your purpose to reveal your real identity?

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Written By: Billy_Florio on 09/06/03 at 10:54 p.m.


Quoting:
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ah shoot...I was holding the dang thing upside down......

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Written By: Meriadoc on 09/06/03 at 11:10 p.m.


Quoting:


ah shoot...I was holding the dang thing upside down......
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The monitor? ??? ;D

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Written By: Bobo on 09/07/03 at 00:09 a.m.

I've ascertained that, through the use of the word "sunshine" during their posts, one of them takes the guise of FussBudgetVanPelt when nobody's looking. As I've said before, and as I'll say again, draw yer own...

Quoting:
lolololol!  Yes Ive joined Bobo in this, this quest to find the real sexes of Merr-Pippin, wow, it feels like that movie with that transvestite, "Its Pat," yeah.   ::) :P
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Written By: Mike_Florio on 09/07/03 at 03:16 p.m.

Quoting:
I've ascertained that, through the use of the word "sunshine" during their posts, one of them takes the guise of FussBudgetVanPelt when nobody's looking. As I've said before, and as I'll say again, draw yer own...

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hmm, Fussbudget, didnt even think of that one...

is it correct to imply that two people with "a whole lot" post counts decided to come and disguise themselves as ambiguas sexes and write parodies?  Can be.

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Written By: Billy_Florio on 09/07/03 at 08:17 p.m.


Quoting:
I've ascertained that, through the use of the word "sunshine" during their posts, one of them takes the guise of FussBudgetVanPelt when nobody's looking. As I've said before, and as I'll say again, draw yer own...

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hmmmm...Fussy?  Never thought of that one.....then again, Ive never heard Fussy use the words Sunshine (Thank God)....hmm..interesting

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Written By: Bobo on 09/07/03 at 11:43 p.m.

Heheh, just a theory.

Quoting:
hmmmm...Fussy?  Never thought of that one.....then again, Ive never heard Fussy use the words Sunshine (Thank God)....hmm..interesting
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Written By: Meriadoc on 09/08/03 at 01:20 a.m.

Carry on guys - I find this most amusing... ;D

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Written By: Bobo on 09/08/03 at 12:25 a.m.

Hehehe!

Quoting:
Carry on guys - I find this most amusing... ;D
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Written By: Mike_Florio on 09/08/03 at 06:50 p.m.

Quoting:
Carry on guys - I find this most amusing... ;D
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I still dont get your avatar...

I know its "American Pie," but that would be said, "A Merry can Pie," but how does the "Pippin" fit in?

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Written By: Meriadoc on 09/08/03 at 10:44 p.m.


Quoting:


I still dont get your avatar...

I know its "American Pie," but that would be said, "A Merry can Pie," but how does the "Pippin" fit in?
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Someone, I think Malcolm, wrote one parody about us that said something about wanting a slice of "A-Merry-can-Pippin Pie." I thought it was quite clever! :D

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Written By: Bobo on 09/08/03 at 11:39 p.m.

This topic has taken a turn for the strange.

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Written By: Billy_Florio on 09/09/03 at 05:58 p.m.

so yets turn it stranger......did you know that the nutricional value of semon is equal to egg whites?

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Written By: Mike_Florio on 09/09/03 at 06:32 p.m.

ok

Do you know that the average human, well the average man, produces 9CC of sperm everytime, well, he produces sperm, so the band 10CC got it's name by stating that they were mroe man than the average man with 1 extra CC of sperm.  Heh.

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Written By: Mike_Florio on 09/09/03 at 06:33 p.m.

Quoting:


Someone, I think Malcolm, wrote one parody about us that said something about wanting a slice of "A-Merry-can-Pippin Pie." I thought it was quite clever! :D
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I think I remember that now...

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Written By: Bobo on 09/10/03 at 00:08 a.m.

Apparently if you exhale constantly (without inhaling) for 8yrs 7mths and 6days you'd have enough energy to heat up a cup of coffee for one minute...

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Written By: Meriadoc on 09/10/03 at 00:10 a.m.

I think the 10cc thing is an R&R urban legend....

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Written By: Peregrin on 09/10/03 at 00:12 a.m.

"Dear Mr President, there are too many states these days.  Please eliminate three.  PS I am NOT a crackpot"

(Grandpa Abraham Simpson)  :D

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Written By: Meriadoc on 09/10/03 at 00:13 a.m.

North Dakota could go and no one would miss it... :P

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Written By: Bobo on 09/10/03 at 00:15 a.m.

Lisa: "But there's only forty-nine stars on this flag"

Grampa: "I'll be deep in the cold cold ground before I recognize Missoura"

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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/10/03 at 05:44 p.m.

Ralph :  I can't do my project...

Miss Kraboppel :  <sigh>....Why not, Ralph?

Ralph : I ate all my glue.....

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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/10/03 at 06:36 p.m.


Quoting:
I've ascertained that, through the use of the word "sunshine" during their posts, one of them takes the guise of FussBudgetVanPelt when nobody's looking. As I've said before, and as I'll say again, draw yer own...

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Hey ! I just had this brought to my attention !  How does using the word Sunshine make a Peregrin into a FussBudget ?  ??? :o

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Written By: Mike_Florio on 09/10/03 at 07:51 p.m.

editer: (reading homer's review) this is not bad, not bad at all, we're gonna put this on page one (beat) of section 2G
Homer: woo hoo! Stop the presses!
(worker stops presses, machine kicks off, Homer picks up review, puts it on top of newspapers already running on track)
Homer: ok, start the presses!
editer: (angry)that takes six hours!
Homer: whatever, Ill be at Moe's (exit)

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Written By: Bobo on 09/10/03 at 11:44 p.m.

I can't think of any Simpsons quotes... daaaang, too early.

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Written By: Mike_Florio on 09/11/03 at 07:50 p.m.

We could always quote family guy... ;D

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Written By: Bobo on 09/11/03 at 11:11 p.m.

I can't do that either...

Quoting:
We could always quote family guy... ;D
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Written By: Billy_Florio on 09/12/03 at 03:33 p.m.

Homer: Stealing? How could you be stealing?!  Didnt you learn anything from that guy in church, Captain whats-his-name?!  Why did you think I took you to all those Police Acadamy movies?, and you didnt see anyone laughing there!

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Written By: Mike_Florio on 09/12/03 at 08:55 p.m.

(homer sitting on couch with family, on tv, shows Kent Brokman reporting about people filing their taxes)
Homer: heh, those morons!  I did my taxes over a year ago!

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Written By: VirtuosoClaptrap on 09/13/03 at 00:31 a.m.


Quoting:
North Dakota could go and no one would miss it... :P
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Excuse Me  ???

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Written By: Bobo on 09/13/03 at 00:32 a.m.

Wait... Bart's teacher is called Krabappel? I've been calling her Crandall! Oh my god, I've been making an idiot out of myself.

Post scribum: The wedding's coming in series 15! Yay! Along with Glenn Close reprising her role as Mother Simpson.

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Written By: Bobo on 09/13/03 at 07:00 a.m.

On a different topic, however, the words Eric Clapton are apparently an anagram of Narcoleptic...

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Written By: Billy_Florio on 09/13/03 at 12:36 a.m.


Quoting:
On a different topic, however, the words Eric Clapton are apparently an anagram of Narcoleptic...
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if you rearrange Axl Rose, you get Oral Sex

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Written By: Bobo on 09/13/03 at 12:40 a.m.

If you re-arrange the letters Leeds United Football Club (read soccer if you are from America or reading this), you get "Labelled: "Doubtful" section".

Some might not understand that. I do.

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Written By: Bobo on 09/13/03 at 12:50 a.m.

And if you re-arrange Bobo, you get Boob. Say no more.

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Written By: Mike_Florio on 09/13/03 at 07:36 p.m.

but if you re-arrange the letters in "Mike Florio" you get "Korio Felim"

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Written By: Billy_Florio on 09/13/03 at 11:51 p.m.


Quoting:
but if you re-arrange the letters in "Mike Florio" you get "Korio Felim"
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wow, that describes you perfectly.......

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Written By: Bobo on 09/14/03 at 00:51 a.m.

Wow. It really does.

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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/15/03 at 07:11 a.m.


Quoting:
If you re-arrange the letters Leeds United Football Club (read soccer if you are from America or reading this), you get "Labelled: "Doubtful" section".

Some might not understand that. I do.
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Your intended recipient understands Bobo !  ;D   "Doubtful" is certainly a good descriptor !   :-/

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Written By: Bobo on 09/15/03 at 11:03 a.m.

Hehe. Best of luck for this season, though...

Quoting:


Your intended recipient understands Bobo !  ;D   "Doubtful" is certainly a good descriptor !   :-/
End Quote

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Written By: Mike_Florio on 09/15/03 at 07:47 p.m.

hate to bring up an old issue but, I dont think that Pip's a man any more...

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Written By: Billy_Florio on 09/16/03 at 07:53 p.m.

Great expecations is one of the worst books I have ever read.......

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Written By: HolyDooley on 09/17/03 at 05:42 a.m.

WHAT ? ! ?!!!!! :o

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Written By: Mike_Florio on 09/17/03 at 07:55 p.m.

Ive gotta say that "My name is Asher Lev" is the worse book Ive ever read.  It was so boring and pointless.

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Written By: Indy Gent on 09/17/03 at 09:22 p.m.

I don't read a lot of books, so i can't say what is the best or worst I've read.

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Written By: Meriadoc on 09/17/03 at 10:40 p.m.

'The Old Man and the Sea' was the worst book I ever read. Although 'Winesburg Ohio' was a close second and qualifies for the one most likely to cause disturbing nightmares.... :P

And Mikey -- Pip's a man? ???

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Written By: Bobo on 09/18/03 at 02:25 p.m.

>gasp< Yet again, Meriadoc lets the cat out of the bag.

Quoting:
'The Old Man and the Sea' was the worst book I ever read. Although 'Winesburg Ohio' was a close second and qualifies for the one most likely to cause disturbing nightmares.... :P

And Mikey -- Pip's a man? ???
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Written By: Billy_Florio on 09/19/03 at 06:30 p.m.


Quoting:
'The Old Man and the Sea' was the worst book I ever read. Although 'Winesburg Ohio' was a close second and qualifies for the one most likely to cause disturbing nightmares.... :P

And Mikey -- Pip's a man? ???
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the old man and the sea would be in my top ten of worst books ever (that I read).....or rather cliff notes that I read lol


hmm...just off the top of my head:
in no order:

1)Great expedation-Dickens
2)A christmas carol-Dickens
3)David Copperfield-Dickens
4)THe Scarlet letter-Hawthorn (I have a whole bit on how he goes on for five pages describing a door! a door!)
5)the old man and the sea-Hemmingway
6)The Brothers Karamozov-Dostrefsky
7)To kill a mockingbird- Harper lee
8)where the red fern grows-beats me (though it did provide me with a right answer when I was on a game show lol)
9) sula-Toni morrison
10)the great gatsby-Fitzgerald

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Written By: Stinger on 09/19/03 at 07:24 p.m.

Thw worst book I have ever read is the Joy of Sex.  ;D


Another thing off the top of my head is that Men At Work is awesome, and their drummer Jerry Speiser (used to be) really hotte!!!!!!

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Written By: Bobo on 09/20/03 at 04:52 a.m.

I read a really bad book once.. but I forgot what it was...

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Written By: Zella on 09/20/03 at 07:56 a.m.

Has Anti-Pop Superstar reincarnated once again?

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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/20/03 at 08:15 a.m.


Quoting:
Ive gotta say that "My name is Asher Lev" is the worse book Ive ever read.  It was so boring and pointless.
End Quote



The worst book I ever read was "Sons and Lovers' by D.H.Lawrence - the man was a certified manic depressive for sure !

After I read it I was one too  >:(

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Written By: Zella on 09/20/03 at 08:20 a.m.


Quoting:


The worst book I ever read was "Sons and Lovers' by D.H.Lawrence - the man was a certified manic depressive for sure !

After I read it I was one too  >:(
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So that's what happened! :o ;D

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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/20/03 at 09:07 a.m.


Quoting:


So that's what happened! :o ;D
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It is but one of MANY plausible explanations, yes !  :)

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Written By: VirtuosoClaptrap on 09/20/03 at 03:58 p.m.

The best book I read was Sybil - reminded me of myself 8)

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Written By: Billy_Florio on 09/20/03 at 05:39 p.m.


Quoting:
Thw worst book I have ever read is the Joy of Sex.  ;D



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Didnt enjoy it, I guess? ;D ;)

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Written By: Billy_Florio on 09/20/03 at 05:45 p.m.

the best books Ive ever read
(This by the way, is a harder list lol)

(and not all of these are really fiction)

in no order:
1)Catch-22 - Joseph Heller
2)1984-George Orwell
3)Animal Farm-George Orwell
4)Slaughter house 5-Vonegette
5)The Prince -Machiavelli
6)The Republic-Plato (well, Im in the middle of it)
7)Fail safe-???
8)um....I cant think of any more.....

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Written By: Mike_Florio on 09/20/03 at 07:00 p.m.

my top:

1.  "And then there were none"-Agatha Christie
2.  "Into thin air"-Jon Krakaur

You can tell, I dislike reading, but out of everything I ever read, those are the only two I liked.

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Written By: Mike_Florio on 09/20/03 at 07:03 p.m.

Quoting:
my top:

1.  "And then there were none"-Agatha Christie
2.  "Into thin air"-Jon Krakaur

You can tell, I dislike reading, but out of everything I ever read, those are the only two I liked.
End Quote



Oh yeah, I like Shakespere's stuff also.  And Merry, I said I think;D

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Written By: Bobo on 09/21/03 at 05:43 a.m.

And the great controversy...

Quoting:
1.  "And then there were none"-Agatha Christie
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Written By: Indy Gent on 09/22/03 at 10:31 p.m.

There's no such thing as a great controversy. Any controversy has to be bad. ::) ;)

Quoting:
And the great controversy...

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Written By: Bobo on 09/23/03 at 00:03 a.m.

Oh yes. Well, certainly if anyone knows anything about the history of the book without explaining it on an open forum, they'll understand what I'm talking about.

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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/24/03 at 04:18 a.m.

I have to admit I know nothing regarding this book Bobo.  I am not very well read.... ::)

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Written By: karen (Guest) on 09/24/03 at 07:11 a.m.


Quoting:
And the great controversy...

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bobo

Do you mean the original title of this book?

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Written By: Bobo on 09/24/03 at 11:24 a.m.

I think so... if I've got the right book, at least...

I might not... I'm quite slow on the uptake about things which are readable or to be read...

Quoting:
bobo

Do you mean the original title of this book?
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/25/03 at 05:31 a.m.

My stitches are itchy and I can't scratch them...... :-/ :-/ :-/

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Written By: karen (Guest) on 09/25/03 at 07:21 a.m.

That just shows that they're getting better.  Or so my midwife told me when I complained.  Got funny looks scratching them in public too  ;)

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Written By: Bobo on 09/25/03 at 11:17 a.m.

I've got billions of stitches. It's not fair - when my brother cracked his head open, he got glue... :(

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Written By: Indy Gent on 09/25/03 at 05:10 p.m.

Luckily he didn't get lai...West Nile Virus. ;D

Quoting:
I've got billions of stitches. It's not fair - when my brother cracked his head open, he got glue... :(
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Written By: Mike_Florio on 09/25/03 at 06:41 p.m.

aw, Im soooo soar now.  Spent a good hour in the weight room...

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Written By: Indy Gent on 09/26/03 at 10:43 a.m.

I'm soar (sore) too. I just got out of bed. ::) ;)

Quoting:
aw, Im soooo soar now.  Spent a good hour in the weight room...
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Written By: Mike_Florio on 09/26/03 at 10:03 p.m.

Quoting:
I'm soar (sore) too. I just got out of bed. ::) ;)

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lol.  

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Written By: Bobo on 09/27/03 at 01:32 a.m.

Apparently drinking beer does not give you a beer belly, and determination of girth is only such that it takes into account what you eat afterwards.

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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/29/03 at 07:43 a.m.

I am on a seafood diet.

If I see food, I eat it  :D

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Written By: Bobo on 09/29/03 at 12:02 a.m.

Yesterday was the antipenultimate day of the month and I was poorly sick. Today nothing's happened... yet.

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Written By: Billy_Florio on 09/29/03 at 05:38 p.m.

why do they call it a bathing suit?  I dont know about you, but I bathe in the nude....it should be called a swim suit

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Written By: Indy Gent on 09/29/03 at 06:10 p.m.

Why is being nude called a birthday suit? Is it really because we were born in the nude, or that Romans used to be naked on their birthdays? ;D

Quoting:
why do they call it a bathing suit?  I dont know about you, but I bathe in the nude....it should be called a swim suit
End Quote

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Written By: Mike_Florio on 09/29/03 at 07:10 p.m.

Why is it called Rhode island, its not a road, nor an Island

Lynda Richmound, Coffee talk  lol

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Written By: Billy_Florio on 09/29/03 at 10:20 p.m.


Quoting:
Why is being nude called a birthday suit? Is it really because we were born in the nude, or that Romans used to be naked on their birthdays? ;D

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because the average human only celebrates one birthda, and usually on that birthday, they are naked.  I have yet to hear of someone coming out of the womb dressed in Armani......

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Written By: NullandVoid on 09/30/03 at 10:02 p.m.

Do Italian people make a big deal out of wearing Armani like Americans do??

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Written By: Indy Gent on 09/30/03 at 10:26 p.m.

Let me ask you this: Do Mexicans in Mexico celebrate Cinco de Mayo the way Mexicans in The US do? :-/

Quoting:
Do Italian people make a big deal out of wearing Armani like Americans do??

End Quote

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Written By: Meriadoc on 10/02/03 at 00:25 a.m.

Did I miss St. Piran's Day again? :(

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Written By: Bobo on 10/02/03 at 00:29 a.m.

Yes, but you're just in time for St. Clare's day, St. Eusebius' day, St. Gerard's Day, St. Leodegar's day, St. Maximus' day, St. Serenus' day, St. Thomas' day, all of which are occuring today.

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Written By: jaytee on 10/02/03 at 02:49 a.m.

Ya talking thru ya neck Bobo.  St. Thomas day was about 3 months ago.  I had to cook a Bar-b-que for it!

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Written By: Bobo on 10/02/03 at 11:39 a.m.

October 2
Clare, virgin (Translation)
Eusebius, priest, confessor
Gerard, bishop (of Toul) (Translation)
Guardian Angels
Leodegar (Léger), bishop (of Autun), martyr
Maximus, bishop (of Reji), confessor (Display of relics)
Serenus, priest, confessor
Thomas (Cantelupe), bishop (of Hereford), confessor

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Written By: jaytee on 10/02/03 at 03:58 p.m.

Sorry Bobo - there is obviously more than one St. Thomas' day.  St. Thomas is our Parish here and we celebrate around June.

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Written By: Indy Gent on 10/02/03 at 06:18 p.m.

Anyone celebrate Yom Kippur? ???

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Written By: Mike_Florio on 10/02/03 at 07:07 p.m.

Quoting:
Anyone celebrate Yom Kippur? ???
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with a day of from school...but nope, I dont celebrate...

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Written By: Meriadoc on 10/02/03 at 07:45 p.m.

It is now Thursday, at exactly 6:55. Sending telepathy.... :)

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Written By: Bobo on 10/03/03 at 00:24 a.m.

It is now 7:34 on a Friday.

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Written By: karen (Guest) on 10/03/03 at 08:00 a.m.


Quoting:
It is now Thursday, at exactly 6:55. Sending telepathy.... :)
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But where in the world is that?  and a.m. or p.m.?  It might have been you that woke me up maybe?

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Written By: Bobo on 10/03/03 at 02:20 p.m.

Today I turned to track two of the white album and wondered why I heard a weird noise at the start of Dear Prudence, then I realised, it was just a crossfade with Back In The USSR...

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Written By: Billy_Florio on 10/03/03 at 03:35 p.m.


Quoting:
Today I turned to track two of the white album and wondered why I heard a weird noise at the start of Dear Prudence, then I realised, it was just a crossfade with Back In The USSR...
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wait a minute, they dont fade in to one another ....


{Billy takes out white album and plays it}

Well, Ill be a monkeys uncle

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Written By: Grendle on 10/03/03 at 11:06 p.m.

I will donate three (3) apostrophes to Billy for that sentence ^

Here they are:

' ' '

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Written By: Indy Gent on 10/03/03 at 11:45 p.m.

And how about a spelling dictionary for Billy's brother? (J/K Mike ;))

Quoting:
I will donate three (3) apostrophes to Billy for that sentence ^

Here they are:

' ' '
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Written By: Bobo on 10/04/03 at 00:52 a.m.

Strange that, ain't it?

But the whole point is that when Deejays play Dear Prudence, which they do quite often over here, they don't recognize that noise at the beginning of the track. hehe.

Quoting:



wait a minute, they dont fade in to one another ....


{Billy takes out white album and plays it}

Well, Ill be a monkeys uncle


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Written By: Billy_Florio on 10/04/03 at 02:06 a.m.


Quoting:
I will donate three (3) apostrophes to Billy for that sentence ^

Here they are:

' ' '
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egh, apostrophes...who needs them....useless characters lol

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Written By: Bobo on 10/04/03 at 02:16 a.m.

Out on the road today, I saw a Dead-head sticker on a Cadillac.

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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/04/03 at 08:19 a.m.

"I like swipe"

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Written By: Billy_Florio on 10/04/03 at 03:18 p.m.

Quoting:
Out on the road today, I saw a Dead-head sticker on a Cadillac.
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a little voice inside my head said dont look back, you can never go back....



I actully saw a Dead Head sticker on a mini van the other day


but I have yet to see a Black Flag sticker on any vehicle, and that includes Cadillacs

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Written By: Mike_Florio on 10/04/03 at 05:16 p.m.

Quoting:
And how about a spelling dictionary for Billy's brother? (J/K Mike ;))

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lol its okay.

And to add to the conversation below...why the Atari's changed lyrics dont make sense...

to be a black flag fan, you must be poor or live a very very low life off someone else's money.  Now, if youre poor, you'd never afford a cadalac, and if you live off someone else's money, they'd believe that your cadalac would be too expensive to put a black flag sticker on.  So theres why they make no sence.

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Written By: Meriadoc on 10/05/03 at 11:26 p.m.

^

apostrophes:

' ' ' '

(just helpin' Grendle out.... ;) )

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Written By: Mike_Florio on 10/05/03 at 11:30 p.m.

Id like to thank the Academy for these apostrophees, and my parents for drving me to the ice rink every saturday morning, and, and oh yeah, the lord above, he was always there. ;D

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Written By: Meriadoc on 10/05/03 at 11:36 p.m.

Did I forget to mention that the Acadamy charges $100. per apostrophe and it will be billed on your next phone bill? ;D

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Written By: Mike_Florio on 10/06/03 at 00:02 a.m.

Quoting:
Did I forget to mention that the Acadamy charges $100. per apostrophe and it will be billed on your next phone bill? ;D
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Oh well, my parents handle that...

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Written By: Meriadoc on 10/06/03 at 00:05 a.m.

Then I guess you will have a lot of explaining to do! :o ;D

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Written By: Bobo on 10/06/03 at 00:32 a.m.

At least when he missed out all those apostrophes he wasn't being charged for the ones he was using....

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Written By: Meriadoc on 10/06/03 at 00:36 a.m.

But the ones he used were simple everyday apostrophes, worth only about 10 cents each. The ones provided by the Academy are designer apostrophes. They also carry a fine line of diacritical marks in all sizes, shapes and colours. Could I interest you in an umlaut? :)

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Written By: Bobo on 10/06/03 at 00:38 a.m.

Süre. How much will it cost? (Note umlaut usage in first word)

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Written By: Meriadoc on 10/06/03 at 00:42 a.m.

£500.

Better get them before they run out. They are a hot item, what with Swartzenegger running for governor and all.

There is a sale on çedillas, tho'. Can't give them away...

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Written By: Bobo on 10/06/03 at 00:44 a.m.

Ooh, that's not too bad.

I also wouldn't mind one of those Norwegian ø's (which, if you can't see it, is an o with a line through it)... I'm sure Norway isn't so far away from me that it would be extortionate...

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Written By: Meriadoc on 10/06/03 at 00:47 a.m.

ASCHII and it shall be given to you.... ::)

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Written By: Bobo on 10/06/03 at 00:48 a.m.

That's good then.

All that hunting around for diacritical marks has made me sleepy. Goodnight.

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Written By: Billy_Florio on 10/06/03 at 04:18 p.m.

can I buy a vowel?

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Written By: VirtuosoClaptrap on 10/06/03 at 04:31 p.m.


Quoting:
can I buy a bowel?
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Why would you wanna buy a bowel Billy  ???  :o

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Written By: Mike_Florio on 10/06/03 at 06:11 p.m.

ha ha, Billy needs bowels!

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Written By: Indy Gent on 10/07/03 at 00:12 a.m.

Billy changed his bowels, now he is reading from his "Intestinal Tract".

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Written By: Bobo on 10/07/03 at 00:13 a.m.

Wheel... Of... Fortune! >whistles the theme tune to the UK version<

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Written By: Indy Gent on 10/07/03 at 00:18 a.m.

Who's your Vanna White, Bobo?

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Written By: Bobo on 10/07/03 at 00:21 a.m.

If by Vanna White you mean the pretty girl who turns over the letters, her name is Terri Seymour and I think... she is either married or connected in that way with... Simon Cowell. Except, she can't talk very well because she always sounds like she has laryngitis.

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Written By: Indy Gent on 10/07/03 at 01:17 p.m.

Our Vanna can't talk very well, either. SO we have a similarity there.

Quoting:
If by Vanna White you mean the pretty girl who turns over the letters, her name is Terri Seymour and I think... she is either married or connected in that way with... Simon Cowell. Except, she can't talk very well because she always sounds like she has laryngitis.
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Written By: Mike_Florio on 10/07/03 at 08:24 p.m.

You know, how easy is Vanna white's job?  Seriously, what did the application look like?  I think something like this:

1.  Are you familur with the Alphabet?______________
2.  Do you have a tendency to touch things that are glowing or lighted up?___________
3.  How long can you stand?__________

Seriously, that mustve been what it was like.  Lol.

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Written By: Indy Gent on 10/07/03 at 09:44 p.m.

They changed it somewhat to include "Do you know how to operate a touch screen?" ;D

Quoting:
You know, how easy is Vanna white's job?  Seriously, what did the application look like?  I think something like this:

1.  Are you familur with the Alphabet?______________
2.  Do you have a tendency to touch things that are glowing or lighted up?___________
3.  How long can you stand?__________

Seriously, that mustve been what it was like.  Lol.
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Written By: Zella on 10/08/03 at 11:46 p.m.

Do you think her parents really named her Vanna?

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Written By: Bobo on 10/08/03 at 11:53 p.m.

Mr. White: >strong hybrid Swedish/Schwartzenegger accent< "I'm out of ideas, you know? Vaht do you Vanna name her?"

Mrs. White: >strong Cockney accent< "What a good idea. Vanna." >mutters to self<

Mr. White: "Don't you think it is unfortu..."

Mrs. White: "Shut up."

I'm sure they hastily divorced.

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Written By: Mike_Florio on 10/09/03 at 08:17 p.m.

lol

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Written By: Indy Gent on 10/09/03 at 08:48 p.m.

If you think that's funny, you should see Vanna try to act. :D

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Written By: Bobo on 10/10/03 at 00:17 a.m.

I'm sure I wouldn't want to... sounds painful.

Quoting:
If you think that's funny, you should see Vanna try to act. :D
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Written By: Indy Gent on 10/10/03 at 00:38 a.m.

Of course, not as painful as Pat Sajak's cancelled late night talk show. :-X

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Written By: Bobo on 10/10/03 at 00:42 a.m.

I have no idea who Pat Sajak is, but I'm sure I should agree with you there.

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Written By: Indy Gent on 10/10/03 at 09:31 a.m.

Pat Sajak is the host of America's "Wheel of Fortune". He had quit momentarily during the early 90s to host the late night talk show that was replaced by "Late Show With David Letterman". Unfortunately, he came back for "Wheel".

Quoting:
I have no idea who Pat Sajak is, but I'm sure I should agree with you there.
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Written By: Bobo on 10/10/03 at 11:30 a.m.

I get ya. Course, where we've got Wheel over here, we have to make do with a serial rapist as the host...

Quoting:
Pat Sajak is the host of America's "Wheel of Fortune". He had quit momentarily during the early 90s to host the late night talk show that was replaced by "Late Show With David Letterman". Unfortunately, he came back for "Wheel".

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Written By: Indy Gent on 10/10/03 at 02:21 p.m.

I hope you're not serious. If so, I feel sorry for the British producers.

Quoting:
I get ya. Course, where we've got Wheel over here, we have to make do with a serial rapist as the host...


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Written By: Bobo on 10/10/03 at 03:06 p.m.

Here's the deal. The guy who presents it, from Edinburgh, Scotland, apparently was courtside for things he did ages and ages ago to these women. Turns out they were crazy and most now think that he didn't do it at all. I can't agree with them.

Quoting:
I hope you're not serious. If so, I feel sorry for the British producers.

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Written By: Meriadoc on 10/10/03 at 07:30 p.m.

40,000 Aussie sheep are stranded off the coast of Saudi Arabia. Now Australia has to go get them. Your Down-Under tax dollars at work... ;D

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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/11/03 at 07:46 a.m.

Given that (at least there used to be) more sheep than people in Australia, I think they should pay the taxes  :)

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Written By: jaytee on 10/11/03 at 07:35 p.m.

Haven't you heard, they're going to direct the ship to New Zealand and rename it "The Love Boat" !  :o ;D

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Written By: Bobo on 10/12/03 at 01:07 a.m.

Ooh. Boat.

Things that are happening today:

I am going to go training for soccering purposes.
I have to wait for ages for someone to come online.
I am going to sit down and do nothing for a long long time just because I feel like it
Nothing else.

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Written By: jaytee on 10/12/03 at 06:02 a.m.

I am convinced I have found the missing link/s!  I've been watching rugby most of the day and some of those players :o

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Written By: Bobo on 10/12/03 at 06:04 a.m.

I've already done two of the three things I set out to do, and the other one is fast asleep. :( Aw well...

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Written By: Indy Gent on 10/12/03 at 11:03 a.m.

Don't worry Bobo. I was supposed to go to the Brown County State Park and watch the colors of the trees, but I got up too late. Oh, well! :-/

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Written By: Bobo on 10/12/03 at 11:07 a.m.

That sucks. So long as the trees are the same colour next time you decide to visit though... I'm sure you'll enjoy it just as much?

Quoting:
Don't worry Bobo. I was supposed to go to the Brown County State Park and watch the colors of the trees, but I got up too late. Oh, well! :-/
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Written By: Indy Gent on 10/12/03 at 11:14 a.m.

They'll probably be the same until the end of October, then they will be past peak.

Quoting:
That sucks. So long as the trees are the same colour next time you decide to visit though... I'm sure you'll enjoy it just as much?

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Written By: Bobo on 10/12/03 at 11:19 a.m.

Coolness.

We have a willow tree garden outside our house. They're the most perfect things for running around underneath right now, due to glistenings from rain, which is cool.

However, to get to them, it does require me to Fosbury over our 68 inch fence...

Quoting:
They'll probably be the same until the end of October, then they will be past peak.

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Written By: Indy Gent on 10/12/03 at 11:22 a.m.

Betcha that hurt. :o

Quoting:
Coolness.

We have a willow tree garden outside our house. They're the most perfect things for running around underneath right now, due to glistenings from rain, which is cool.

However, to get to them, it does require me to Fosbury over our 68 inch fence...

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Written By: Bobo on 10/12/03 at 11:24 a.m.

Well, it's only made out of foam and netting, so not really...

Besides, three times out of four I make it, so...

Quoting:
Betcha that hurt. :o

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Written By: Indy Gent on 10/12/03 at 11:26 a.m.

Well, gotta run and prepared to get a long delayed haircut. Thanks for talking Bobo.

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Written By: Bobo on 10/12/03 at 11:28 a.m.

Later Indy.

I've no doubt I'm now lonely around here...

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Written By: Indy Gent on 10/12/03 at 09:07 p.m.

Well, I'm back temporarily from my haircut and putting away groceries. But I have to take the garbage out to the curb tonight. Luckily, I don't have to work tomorrow because of Columbus Day. ;D

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Written By: Meriadoc on 10/12/03 at 09:35 p.m.

Praises! Burnt sienna has been spared!

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Written By: Indy Gent on 10/12/03 at 09:43 p.m.

Sorry if I don't share your enthusiasm for burnt sienna, but it's the same color as poop water. :-Burnt sienna has been spared!
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Written By: Meriadoc on 10/12/03 at 09:51 p.m.

But it is traditional which is better than Tallahassee Teal or Fashion Plate Pink or whatever they finally decided to give the boot to... :P

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Written By: Bobo on 10/13/03 at 07:40 a.m.

I wish I could have had a Columbus day.. :(

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Written By: Billy_Florio on 10/13/03 at 02:51 p.m.


Quoting:
I wish I could have had a Columbus day.. :(
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hey, i live in America and I didnt even have Columbus Day off