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Subject: Limerick thread
Written By: Taoist on 06/02/03 at 07:16 a.m.
Quoting:
Will someone now start the new thread?
End Quote
Of course I will, you should have said....
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 06/02/03 at 07:18 a.m.
The other thread has been cut dead
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Taoist on 06/02/03 at 07:18 a.m.
Quoting:
The other thread has been cut dead
End Quote
Oops, too many lines here!
We've lost it already
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 06/02/03 at 07:20 a.m.
And I also lost my teddy :'(
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Taoist on 06/02/03 at 07:21 a.m.
I think we all need to go back to bed!
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/02/03 at 07:23 a.m.
Now let's see if this one goes right
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Taoist on 06/02/03 at 07:29 a.m.
It's not hard and we're all pretty bright
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 06/02/03 at 07:35 a.m.
I'll add my 2 cents,
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/02/03 at 07:35 a.m.
If it makes any sense
(modified as I got beat to the line ;-))
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 06/02/03 at 07:44 a.m.
And behold! What a beautiful sight!
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 06/02/03 at 07:45 a.m.
You see we can write decent stuff
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 06/02/03 at 07:52 a.m.
Considering it's all off the cuff,
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/02/03 at 08:06 a.m.
Yes, sometimes we clap
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 06/02/03 at 08:10 a.m.
And sometimes we slap ;)
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/02/03 at 11:30 a.m.
And sometimes we write in the buff ;-)
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 06/02/03 at 03:31 p.m.
I certainly don't write in the nude! :o
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Meriadoc on 06/02/03 at 08:43 p.m.
Now now - you must not be a prude!
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 06/03/03 at 01:53 a.m.
You gotta live on the edge
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/03/03 at 02:39 a.m.
Get out there, don't hedge
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Taoist on 06/03/03 at 03:10 a.m.
So long as it's taseful, not lewd
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/03/03 at 03:36 a.m.
But rudeness can also be fun...
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 06/03/03 at 05:03 a.m.
What's that in your pocket? A gun?!
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/03/03 at 05:12 a.m.
No, I'm just pleased to see you
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 06/03/03 at 05:18 a.m.
Oh great. So what will we do?
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/03/03 at 05:28 a.m.
Well, I'm going this way - will you come?
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 06/03/03 at 06:42 a.m.
I have just now fallen off my chair!
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 06/03/03 at 06:47 a.m.
Please Dooley, don't despair
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 06/03/03 at 06:55 a.m.
This threads getting funny
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Grendle on 06/03/03 at 07:08 a.m.
And maybe quite punny...
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/03/03 at 07:17 a.m.
I like double entendres in there ;-)
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 06/03/03 at 07:25 a.m.
Do you think they go against 'the rules'
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/03/03 at 09:02 a.m.
No, not the ones taught in our schools
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 06/03/03 at 09:15 a.m.
So long as we rhyme,
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 06/03/03 at 09:29 a.m.
We do, most of the time
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 06/03/03 at 09:30 a.m.
And there's no law against just being fools!
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 06/04/03 at 02:53 a.m.
While trying to think of a start......(now be nice :D)
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/04/03 at 03:15 a.m.
I paused, and considered my art
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 06/04/03 at 03:16 a.m.
Should it have easy rhymes
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 06/04/03 at 04:06 a.m.
Or hard to decipher lines
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/04/03 at 06:06 a.m.
I gave up, and decided to f..one a friend
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 06/04/03 at 06:36 a.m.
But Phil yours doesn't rhyme
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 06/04/03 at 06:58 a.m.
It was supposed to at the time
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 06/04/03 at 07:00 a.m.
Perhaps I misread it
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/04/03 at 07:07 a.m.
But then, if you'd said it
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 06/04/03 at 07:14 a.m.
You would see that it did indeed rhyme
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 06/04/03 at 07:14 a.m.
Sorry I'm feeling a bit thick
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/04/03 at 07:34 a.m.
So let's change the subject, and quick
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Taoist on 06/04/03 at 07:35 a.m.
How is the weather?
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 06/04/03 at 07:47 a.m.
Do you like wearing leather?
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 06/04/03 at 08:03 a.m.
Do you know it gives me a kick
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Taoist on 06/04/03 at 08:17 a.m.
Well, in that vein....
Whilst squeezing into my leather pants
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 06/04/03 at 08:22 a.m.
I had to do a wiggly dance
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Taoist on 06/04/03 at 08:27 a.m.
The zip wouldn't close
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 06/04/03 at 08:42 a.m.
Why was that d'ya s'pose?
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Taoist on 06/04/03 at 08:51 a.m.
I was thinking too much of romance :o
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/04/03 at 08:54 a.m.
I used ice cubes to dampen my ardour
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 06/04/03 at 09:00 a.m.
They came the fridge in my larder
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Taoist on 06/04/03 at 09:02 a.m.
they were so cold they burned
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/04/03 at 09:03 a.m.
And unfortunately turned
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/04/03 at 09:42 a.m.
Something hard into something much harder
(sorry, couldn't resist finishing it off ;-))
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Taoist on 06/04/03 at 09:45 a.m.
Quoting:
(sorry, couldn't resist finishing it off ;-))
End Quote
lol..I was halfway there! ;D
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 06/04/03 at 09:46 a.m.
Quoting:
Something hard into something much harder
(sorry, couldn't resist finishing it off ;-))
End Quote
Couldn't think what else rhymed and didn't want to be naughty ;)
Let's try and keep it clean this time
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 06/04/03 at 09:47 a.m.
Quoting:
lol..I was halfway there! ;D
End Quote
Well with these two quotes I could have a field day but won't ;D
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Taoist on 06/04/03 at 09:47 a.m.
Quoting:
Well with these two quotes I could have a field day but won't ;D
End Quote
ROFL ;D ;D ;D
Quoting:
Let's try and keep it clean this time
End Quote
Where's the fun in that? ;D
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 06/04/03 at 09:49 a.m.
Wouldn't wanted to be banned now would we
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/04/03 at 10:08 a.m.
OK, let's try and keep it clean with some astronomy, shall we?
I looked through my telescope at Venus
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 06/04/03 at 10:12 a.m.
which isn't a crime that's heinous
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Taoist on 06/04/03 at 10:24 a.m.
It loomed large in the morn'
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 06/04/03 at 10:27 a.m.
Just as the new day was born
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/04/03 at 10:46 a.m.
'Till some great big grey clouds came between us
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: John_Harvey on 06/04/03 at 12:04 a.m.
There once was a man from Tahiti
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: ValentinZh on 06/04/03 at 05:23 p.m.
Who had a cat called Nefertiti
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 06/05/03 at 00:06 a.m.
The cat had the mange
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/05/03 at 02:31 a.m.
And that was kind of strange
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 06/05/03 at 04:45 a.m.
So he treated it with T C P
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/05/03 at 05:04 a.m.
There once was a fellow named Tucker
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 06/05/03 at 05:05 a.m.
Whose lips would never pucker
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Taoist on 06/05/03 at 05:05 a.m.
Who earned a good wage as a trucker
But when lemons he ate
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 06/05/03 at 05:21 a.m.
An exception he'd make,
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Taoist on 06/05/03 at 05:22 a.m.
He turned into an ugly fruit sucker
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 06/05/03 at 05:40 a.m.
One day as I played in the snow,
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 06/05/03 at 05:43 a.m.
I did that thing where, you know
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 06/05/03 at 05:49 a.m.
I spelt out my name,
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Taoist on 06/05/03 at 05:55 a.m.
Then, to ensure my fame
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/05/03 at 06:26 a.m.
I filled it with concrete and dough
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 06/05/03 at 06:45 a.m.
Now I'm off to see my dentist
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/05/03 at 06:56 a.m.
'Cause my teeth are the most worst and bentest
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 06/05/03 at 07:04 a.m.
They are crooked and green
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/05/03 at 07:13 a.m.
Hideous, obscene
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 06/05/03 at 07:18 a.m.
I hope he don't use his apprentice!
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/05/03 at 07:20 a.m.
A dentist's apprentice, that's funny
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 06/05/03 at 07:30 a.m.
He doesn't make very much money
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/05/03 at 08:01 a.m.
But has great adventures
Fitting crocodile dentures
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Taoist on 06/05/03 at 08:01 a.m.
And fixing the teeth on a bunny
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 06/05/03 at 08:04 a.m.
Perhaps he's an elf named Hermie....
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 06/05/03 at 08:15 a.m.
Ooh Zella that makes me feel squirmy
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 06/05/03 at 08:17 a.m.
Now, don't go into shock...
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 06/05/03 at 08:33 a.m.
If he shows you his wok,
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/05/03 at 08:44 a.m.
With his noodles that look rather wormy
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 06/05/03 at 09:22 a.m.
My office is looking a mess
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/05/03 at 09:23 a.m.
Like a twenty-ton troll in a dress
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 06/05/03 at 10:36 p.m.
You need a good cleaner,
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 06/05/03 at 10:57 p.m.
With a pleasant demeanor
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/06/03 at 02:50 a.m.
Who won't give or take no BS
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Taoist on 06/06/03 at 03:30 a.m.
Not a limerick line but..
Maybe someone should collate all these limericks and publish the better ones somewhere?
A while back we had a really good week with some fine poetry
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 06/06/03 at 04:00 a.m.
Quoting:
Not a limerick line but..
Maybe someone should collate all these limericks and publish the better ones somewhere?
A while back we had a really good week with some fine poetry
End Quote
Sounds a good idea. I'm sure no one will get inyour way if you want to do it
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/06/03 at 04:20 a.m.
I agree, but I don't think I'll have time to look through it
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Taoist on 06/06/03 at 04:45 a.m.
Hmm...
I easily stripped out the limericks from this thread by replying (which lists all previous posts) and cut & pasting.
I can't do this with the older threads as they've been locked.
Maybe I'll PM Chucky and see if anything can be arranged
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 06/06/03 at 04:47 a.m.
How about we start a limerick now?
I'm going on holiday next week
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Taoist on 06/06/03 at 04:52 a.m.
A clean spot on the beach I will seek
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 06/06/03 at 04:56 a.m.
With my bucket and spade
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Taoist on 06/06/03 at 05:03 a.m.
A fine castle I made
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 06/06/03 at 05:26 a.m.
Then a kid kicked it down. What a cheek!! >:(
Quoting:
Not a limerick line but..
Maybe someone should collate all these limericks and publish the better ones somewhere?
A while back we had a really good week with some fine poetry
End Quote
I've looked back on the old ones a few times and had a good belly laugh. I think that's a fab idea Rob.
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 06/06/03 at 05:49 a.m.
A limerick book we will write
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 06/06/03 at 05:53 a.m.
That'd be a best seller alright!
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 06/06/03 at 06:01 a.m.
It'll have rhymes that are funny
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Taoist on 06/06/03 at 06:02 a.m.
And we'll make pots of money
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 06/06/03 at 06:04 a.m.
And be renowned throughout this site.
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 06/06/03 at 06:08 a.m.
I really must write some letters
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 06/06/03 at 06:21 a.m.
To catch up on my vendettas,
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 06/06/03 at 06:25 a.m.
I'll fill them with venom
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/06/03 at 07:06 a.m.
Stamp 'em then send 'em
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 06/06/03 at 07:14 a.m.
And then I'll start on my debtors
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/06/03 at 07:18 a.m.
I'll send them great big piles of ... something
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 06/06/03 at 07:21 a.m.
To show I don't like them one bit
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 06/06/03 at 07:55 a.m.
They'll shake in their boots,
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 06/06/03 at 08:06 a.m.
And I coudn't give a hoots
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Dude on 06/07/03 at 04:48 a.m.
To me, they're a bunch of little twits!
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 06/07/03 at 05:12 a.m.
Ahhh! But I love the old limerick thread!
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 06/07/03 at 05:59 a.m.
It's the best thing since sliced bread
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Meriadoc on 06/07/03 at 06:58 a.m.
It's short and it's punny
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Banasy on 06/07/03 at 07:00 a.m.
It costs us no money-
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Meriadoc on 06/07/03 at 07:03 a.m.
It just costs us brain cells instead....
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Banasy on 06/07/03 at 07:06 a.m.
About that guy from Nantucket...... ;D
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Meriadoc on 06/07/03 at 07:12 a.m.
Who's name was Bouquet pronouned "Bucket"
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Banasy on 06/07/03 at 07:14 a.m.
In all the confusion
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 06/07/03 at 07:28 a.m.
He forgot to put shoes on,
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Meriadoc on 06/07/03 at 07:32 a.m.
And now has to walk barefoot thru mucket....
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Banasy on 06/07/03 at 07:34 a.m.
This reminds me of a girl I know
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 06/07/03 at 07:36 a.m.
Who plays a part in a Broadway show,
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Banasy on 06/07/03 at 07:37 a.m.
She kicks her legs high,
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 06/07/03 at 07:42 a.m.
But, oh no, she's a guy!
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Meriadoc on 06/07/03 at 07:43 a.m.
I guess that means we saw mo'
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 06/07/03 at 09:06 a.m.
When I saw what I thought was a door......
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Meriadoc on 06/07/03 at 08:40 p.m.
I found myself flat on the floor....
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Peregrin on 06/07/03 at 10:19 p.m.
I had walked into it
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Indy Gent on 06/07/03 at 10:24 p.m.
It was a bottomless pit.
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Meriadoc on 06/07/03 at 10:26 p.m.
And then I was seen no more...
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Indy Gent on 06/07/03 at 10:27 p.m.
They threw my @$$ in the furnace
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Meriadoc on 06/07/03 at 10:31 p.m.
And like Daniel they threatened to burn us
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Indy Gent on 06/07/03 at 10:36 p.m.
But the character was Meshach
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Meriadoc on 06/07/03 at 10:45 p.m.
And Abegnego and Shadrack...
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Peregrin on 06/08/03 at 00:05 a.m.
These thoughts did turn us ? ::)
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Meriadoc on 06/08/03 at 00:08 a.m.
I once had some milk and some oreos...
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Peregrin on 06/08/03 at 00:10 a.m.
At the house of one of the Florios :o
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Meriadoc on 06/08/03 at 00:22 a.m.
I said I'll distract Billy....
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Peregrin on 06/08/03 at 00:26 a.m.
No, go for Mikey silly ! :D
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Meriadoc on 06/08/03 at 00:27 a.m.
And there we shall close this storeo.... ::)
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Billy_Florio on 06/08/03 at 00:30 a.m.
but wait, here comes a Florio
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Meriadoc on 06/08/03 at 00:33 a.m.
But we've all run out of oreos!
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 06/08/03 at 05:05 a.m.
But you could have cake,
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 06/09/03 at 01:59 a.m.
Then skinny dip in the lake
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/09/03 at 03:17 a.m.
In the hope that that ain't gonna bore yo'
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 06/09/03 at 03:23 a.m.
Well I've already eaten my lunch :-/
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/09/03 at 03:31 a.m.
What, at 10:30 am, did you munch?
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 06/09/03 at 03:38 a.m.
Sandwiches and a penguin :o
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/09/03 at 03:41 a.m.
That helps remain sanguine
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 06/09/03 at 05:48 a.m.
And those arctic birds sure make a crunch!
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/09/03 at 06:22 a.m.
Has anyone tried eating puffin?
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 06/09/03 at 06:24 a.m.
With or with out stuffin' ?
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 06/09/03 at 06:24 a.m.
minced or sliced?
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 06/09/03 at 06:44 a.m.
With pasta or rice
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 06/09/03 at 06:56 a.m.
Too much and you'll be guffin'
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 06/09/03 at 08:55 a.m.
Well I have tried roasting a duck,
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/09/03 at 09:24 a.m.
Something into which I like to tuck
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 06/09/03 at 06:42 p.m.
You'll need to add spice,
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Indy Gent on 06/09/03 at 08:24 p.m.
And a heaping of rice.
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Meriadoc on 06/09/03 at 08:35 p.m.
And with luck, you will have duck delux
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 06/10/03 at 04:34 a.m.
When all I wanted was gone......
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/10/03 at 04:49 a.m.
And I found it so hard to go on
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 06/10/03 at 04:58 a.m.
I signed in to amiright
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 06/10/03 at 05:17 a.m.
Now I log on most every night
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 06/10/03 at 05:46 a.m.
Of sad feelings now I have none
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Taoist on 06/10/03 at 05:49 a.m.
Let's try some current affairs...
If Britain does not join the Euro
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 06/10/03 at 06:03 a.m.
Will we hear people start to roar. O
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/10/03 at 06:21 a.m.
But the Poles and the Turks
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Taoist on 06/10/03 at 06:40 a.m.
Think the British are jerks
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: John_Harvey on 06/10/03 at 07:35 a.m.
'Cause they said "Go stick it up yer o'!"
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 06/10/03 at 09:22 a.m.
The dentist came at me with his drill
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Taoist on 06/10/03 at 09:26 a.m.
He'd found an occlusal to fill
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 06/10/03 at 09:30 a.m.
As the drill started to whine
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/10/03 at 10:04 a.m.
And holed my canine
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: karen (Guest) on 06/10/03 at 10:06 a.m.
I passed out at the thought of the bill!
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/10/03 at 10:09 a.m.
But the dentist had drilled the wrong tooth!
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Indy Gent on 06/10/03 at 05:55 p.m.
As I called the psycho uncouth.
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: John_Harvey on 06/10/03 at 09:14 p.m.
He hacked off my limbs.
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 06/10/03 at 09:45 p.m.
Gave my scalp a quick trim,
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/11/03 at 03:36 a.m.
Which proved what I said was the truth
or
And posted my limbs to Redruth
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 06/11/03 at 04:09 a.m.
I've lost faith in the dental profession,
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Taoist on 06/11/03 at 04:11 a.m.
I explained to my priest at confession
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 06/11/03 at 04:17 a.m.
I had nasty thoughts,
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Taoist on 06/11/03 at 04:20 a.m.
And I was quite distraught
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 06/11/03 at 04:25 a.m.
As it became an unholy obsession.
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Taoist on 06/11/03 at 05:25 a.m.
Whilst saying my hundred hail marys
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/11/03 at 05:27 a.m.
Quoting:I've lost faith in the dental profession,
I explained to my priest at confession
I had nasty thoughts,
And I was quite distraught
As it became an unholy obsession.End Quote
ROFL!
I exterminated swathes of tooth fairies
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 06/11/03 at 05:36 a.m.
With a flick of my beads,
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 06/11/03 at 05:47 a.m.
Whilst down on one knee
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 06/11/03 at 05:55 a.m.
And tomorrow I'll get the canaries.
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 06/11/03 at 06:37 a.m.
I bought a second hand car
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Taoist on 06/11/03 at 06:38 a.m.
I was planning to drive near and far
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 06/11/03 at 06:42 a.m.
It was a real heap
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Taoist on 06/11/03 at 06:43 a.m.
But I got it real cheap
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 06/11/03 at 06:48 a.m.
It's performance was still below par :'( :'( :'(
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 06/11/03 at 07:16 a.m.
Today in the middle of the night.........
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 06/11/03 at 07:32 a.m.
I smelled the loudest sight
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 06/11/03 at 07:38 a.m.
I could see the sound of a car
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 06/11/03 at 07:39 a.m.
It vas a Volksie, Ja ?
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/11/03 at 07:41 a.m.
No, t'was an Austin-Healey Sprite
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 06/12/03 at 02:16 a.m.
When I did ponder the meaning of life......
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/12/03 at 02:38 a.m.
Some bastard ran off with my wife
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Dude on 06/12/03 at 03:15 a.m.
Which just goes to prove.........
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/12/03 at 04:39 a.m.
If you think, and don't move
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 06/12/03 at 04:45 a.m.
You end up in all manner of strife !
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 06/12/03 at 08:45 a.m.
Then she sued me for all I was worth,
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/12/03 at 08:50 a.m.
It cost me the moon and the earth
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Taoist on 06/12/03 at 08:57 a.m.
Took the shirt off my back...
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/12/03 at 09:02 a.m.
Left me wearing a sack
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 06/12/03 at 11:06 p.m.
Exposing the state of my girth!
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/13/03 at 03:22 a.m.
So I went out and bought me a gun
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Taoist on 06/13/03 at 04:27 a.m.
And I practiced on cans, which was fun!
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 06/13/03 at 06:18 a.m.
Life wasn't meant to be easy.........
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Taoist on 06/13/03 at 06:21 a.m.
But my trigger's so "squeezy"
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 06/13/03 at 06:57 a.m.
I went and blew off half a bun :(
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 06/13/03 at 07:18 a.m.
I heard a strange noise in the attic
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/13/03 at 07:24 a.m.
Strange, and somewhat erratic
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 06/13/03 at 07:24 a.m.
I set my stungun to automatic
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 06/13/03 at 07:29 a.m.
It blew a hole in the roof
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 06/13/03 at 07:32 a.m.
And the intruder went "Poof" :P
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 06/13/03 at 07:39 a.m.
And now it won't cause no more static!
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 06/13/03 at 07:43 a.m.
I went for a cruise on a ship
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 06/13/03 at 07:47 a.m.
It was moving at quite a fast clip
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 06/13/03 at 07:54 a.m.
It struck a submerged Ice Cube ::)
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 06/13/03 at 08:00 a.m.
Don't you mean a Rice Cube?
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 06/13/03 at 08:02 a.m.
He said "It's square to be hip" 8)
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 06/13/03 at 08:05 a.m.
A milkmaid went out to the dairy
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Taoist on 06/13/03 at 08:20 a.m.
She tiptoed as light as a fairy
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 06/13/03 at 08:21 a.m.
She surprised all the cows....
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 06/13/03 at 08:35 a.m.
With her bushy eye brows
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/13/03 at 08:49 a.m.
Which were more than a little bit scary
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 06/14/03 at 01:30 a.m.
On the eve of destruction......
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 06/14/03 at 05:32 a.m.
My hoover had run out of suction,
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 06/14/03 at 05:58 a.m.
I set it to 'suck' ::)
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 06/14/03 at 07:20 a.m.
But you were all out of luck
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 06/14/03 at 07:23 a.m.
(Spock to Captain Quirk) :
"That seems a logical deduction" 8)
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 06/14/03 at 07:30 a.m.
I am falling asleep at the mouse...
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 06/14/03 at 07:43 a.m.
When I'm meant to be cleaning the house,
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 06/14/03 at 07:48 a.m.
My head hit the keyboard....
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: VirtuosoClaptrap on 06/14/03 at 06:31 p.m.
I slumped to the floorboard
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Grendle on 06/14/03 at 10:32 p.m.
Looking like I'd had a bad carouse...
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: VirtuosoClaptrap on 06/14/03 at 10:52 p.m.
At my hut out in the woods
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 06/15/03 at 00:39 a.m.
I can get up to all sorts of no goods
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Grendle on 06/15/03 at 00:59 a.m.
I can chop, I can plow
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 06/15/03 at 01:05 a.m.
Or I can just take it slow
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Grendle on 06/15/03 at 01:07 a.m.
Or hang out with the Boys in the Hoods.... ::)
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 06/15/03 at 01:16 a.m.
As I strolled through my neighbourhood.........
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Grendle on 06/15/03 at 01:18 a.m.
I discovered I was in the nude
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 06/15/03 at 01:22 a.m.
T'was the middle of winter
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Grendle on 06/15/03 at 01:26 a.m.
And I stepped on a splinter
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 06/15/03 at 01:40 a.m.
Gotta be careful where next I stood
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 06/15/03 at 03:52 a.m.
I'm off to a fancy dress ball,
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 06/15/03 at 05:13 a.m.
That's the one at that nice new hall
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: gamblefish on 06/15/03 at 06:06 a.m.
I had on my tuxedo,
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Bobby on 06/15/03 at 11:18 a.m.
And a roaring libido
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 06/15/03 at 10:59 p.m.
My costume, the envy of all!
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Meriadoc on 06/16/03 at 00:50 a.m.
I was eating some lamb vindaloo...
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 06/16/03 at 01:24 a.m.
And bit something I couldn't quite chew
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Meriadoc on 06/16/03 at 01:28 a.m.
It was tough; it was grisley
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 06/16/03 at 01:48 a.m.
And a bit of a mystery
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 06/16/03 at 02:06 a.m.
I seem to be missing my cockatoo ???
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: gamblefish on 06/16/03 at 03:59 a.m.
If anyone cares to opine
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 06/16/03 at 04:41 a.m.
On the subject of beer or wine,
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 06/16/03 at 04:53 a.m.
I prefer a nice red
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Taoist on 06/16/03 at 07:02 a.m.
Sipped with candles, in bed
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 06/16/03 at 07:18 a.m.
That sounds just divine
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: gamblefish on 06/16/03 at 05:27 p.m.
I take it we all like to drink
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 06/16/03 at 08:35 p.m.
I'm an Aussie so what do you think? :D
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Taoist on 06/17/03 at 04:03 a.m.
But lager down under....
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 06/17/03 at 05:00 a.m.
Men drink it 'til they chunda
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Indy Gent on 06/17/03 at 03:43 p.m.
And the women all glow
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: gamblefish on 06/17/03 at 05:05 p.m.
My doggies are all going nuts
Subject: Re: Limerick thread
Written By: Indy Gent on 06/18/03 at 03:42 p.m.
Unfortunately, that doesn't rhyme with glow. ::)
Anyone for glow before Hairspray decides to lock up? ???
Quoting:
My doggies are all going nuts
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