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Subject: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: mandamoo on 05/09/03 at 02:23 a.m.
A new limerick thread for our enjoyment....
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/09/03 at 02:27 a.m.
Whether you're in or out of employment
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/09/03 at 03:29 a.m.
So sip on your beer
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: Dude on 05/09/03 at 03:39 a.m.
Post the next line
here.........
V
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V
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Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/09/03 at 03:43 a.m.
I can't find another rhyme for enjoyment
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: mandamoo on 05/09/03 at 04:09 a.m.
When all is quiet on the eastern front.....
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/09/03 at 04:27 a.m.
and the baddies have gone elsewhere to hunt
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/09/03 at 04:55 a.m.
And the boss is away
Quoting:
I can't find another rhyme for enjoyment
End Quote
"Deployment"? or:
"Now I know what that bad boy meant"
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: mandamoo on 05/09/03 at 06:09 a.m.
For most of the day
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/09/03 at 06:47 a.m.
I shall take my football and Punt !
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: HolyDooley on 05/09/03 at 07:01 a.m.
On my way to visit my Mother,
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/09/03 at 07:02 a.m.
I ran over my brother....
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: Zella on 05/09/03 at 07:06 a.m.
I made him quite flat
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/09/03 at 07:08 a.m.
But swerved round his cat
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: Zella on 05/09/03 at 07:12 a.m.
Mom and Dad, could you make me another? :P
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/09/03 at 07:13 a.m.
That limerick was really a funny 'un
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: Zella on 05/09/03 at 07:15 a.m.
I am brilliant once a millenium
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/09/03 at 07:23 a.m.
I hear it is a talent :)
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: Zella on 05/09/03 at 07:26 a.m.
That was quite gallant
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/09/03 at 07:31 a.m.
I don't always march to a different drum !
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: Zella on 05/09/03 at 07:33 a.m.
While riding in a gondola
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/09/03 at 07:45 a.m.
I got brave and tried to fondle her
(well what else rhymes ? ::))
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/09/03 at 07:55 a.m.
She seemed to like it
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/09/03 at 07:57 a.m.
Her skirt, she did hike it ! :o
(Glad I don't have the next line ! ;D)
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: mandamoo on 05/09/03 at 08:01 a.m.
She then removed her lacey bra :o
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/09/03 at 08:05 a.m.
To continue this saucy tale
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/09/03 at 08:08 a.m.
We need some 'first class male' ::)
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/09/03 at 08:39 a.m.
Who isn't embarrassed
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: mandamoo on 05/09/03 at 08:51 a.m.
Or remotely harassed
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/09/03 at 08:55 a.m.
And then we know he would not fail
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/09/03 at 09:16 a.m.
...And we know that he wouldn't feel silly
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: Dr Ruth on 05/09/03 at 08:42 p.m.
To have someone see his willie....
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: Dude on 05/10/03 at 02:57 a.m.
Though he is quite shy........
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: HolyDooley on 05/10/03 at 04:47 a.m.
He'll still give it a try,
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: Dude on 05/10/03 at 04:52 a.m.
When they see it they'll exclaim "REALLY"!! :o
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: HolyDooley on 05/10/03 at 04:54 a.m.
He had the urge then to visit Niagra,
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: Dude on 05/10/03 at 04:56 a.m.
(obviously) ::)
To buy a case of Viagra.
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: HolyDooley on 05/10/03 at 05:05 a.m.
It had the effect,
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: Dude on 05/10/03 at 05:06 a.m.
But his "love life" was wrecked.
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: HolyDooley on 05/10/03 at 05:17 a.m.
You see his name was Jimmy Swaggart.!!
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: Dude on 05/10/03 at 05:27 a.m.
Quoting:
You see his name was Jimmy Swaggart.!!
End Quote
;DGreat one! (We work well together);D
Did you hear the one about the trucker........
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: HolyDooley on 05/10/03 at 05:32 a.m.
He was one tough futher mucker, (Can I say that? ???)
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: mandamoo on 05/10/03 at 06:07 a.m.
Quoting:
He was one tough futher mucker, (Can I say that? ???)
End Quote
You just did Dooley ! ;D
He ate nails for breakfast
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: Banasy on 05/10/03 at 03:31 p.m.
(He liked that repast)
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: mandamoo on 05/11/03 at 05:03 a.m.
Heavy metals he loved for his tucker (food)
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/12/03 at 02:10 a.m.
When the air was cold and the wind did blow
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: Dude on 05/12/03 at 03:04 a.m.
And the clouds were grey and filled with snow.
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: mandamoo on 05/12/03 at 03:51 a.m.
We did dare to venture outside
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/12/03 at 06:14 a.m.
We got scared and so did hide......
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/12/03 at 06:18 a.m.
In the cave with a roof so low
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/12/03 at 06:22 a.m.
Stuck in traffic I honked on my horn....
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/12/03 at 06:34 a.m.
At the car which came from Quorn
(a village near where I live)
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/12/03 at 06:37 a.m.
That Welsh car had a leek :P ::)
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/12/03 at 06:40 a.m.
In the boot - take a peek
(BTW Fuss you got it wrong again. Its my hubby that's Welsh and we live in England)
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/12/03 at 06:45 a.m.
Quoting:
(BTW Fuss you got it wrong again. Its my hubby that's Welsh and we live in England)
End Quote
No, karen I knew! I was deliberately throwing in the leek/leak line, and therefore I had to use the Welsh part also ! You hubby was the inspiration !
He parked in on the lawn....
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: Zella on 05/12/03 at 07:25 a.m.
There once was a post by a Ghost
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/12/03 at 07:31 a.m.
Which annoyed us more than most !
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: Zella on 05/12/03 at 07:42 a.m.
It annoyed not the ladies...
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: HolyDooley on 05/13/03 at 05:04 a.m.
It was worse than "The Brady's",
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: mandamoo on 05/13/03 at 05:22 a.m.
So we decided to move down the coast
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: HolyDooley on 05/13/03 at 05:47 a.m.
On a crisp, sunny morning in May,
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: mandamoo on 05/13/03 at 06:02 a.m.
I decided to skip work for the day
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: HolyDooley on 05/13/03 at 06:05 a.m.
So I lay on the beach,
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/13/03 at 06:07 a.m.
And ate a ripe peach
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: HolyDooley on 05/13/03 at 06:16 a.m.
Not a bad way to earn a days pay!
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: Taoist on 05/13/03 at 06:44 a.m.
The badgers are having a blast
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hereford/worcs/3023369.stm)
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/13/03 at 06:45 a.m.
And this time lets hope they can last
I've read the story now
How did they do that so fast?
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/13/03 at 07:02 a.m.
They attacked poor Michael....
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/13/03 at 07:05 a.m.
Next to his old 'cycle
(Well what else rhymes with Michael?)
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: HolyDooley on 05/13/03 at 07:27 a.m.
But he's sadly now breathed his last. :(
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: mandamoo on 05/13/03 at 08:15 a.m.
At the going down of the sun......
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: Taoist on 05/13/03 at 08:29 a.m.
It's time to dress up for some fun
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: mandamoo on 05/13/03 at 08:31 a.m.
We can party all night
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: Taoist on 05/13/03 at 08:32 a.m.
With our jeans far too tight
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/13/03 at 08:34 a.m.
Lets hope the stitches don't come undone
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: Taoist on 05/13/03 at 09:23 a.m.
Topical....
Whilst smoking a butt on the pier
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/13/03 at 09:25 a.m.
and drinking several cans of beer
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: Taoist on 05/13/03 at 09:29 a.m.
I fumbled a match
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/13/03 at 09:37 a.m.
It fell down a hatch
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: mandamoo on 05/14/03 at 02:13 a.m.
I laughed, then shed a tear
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: Taoist on 05/14/03 at 02:41 a.m.
The West pier in Brighton's still burning
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: Dude on 05/14/03 at 03:04 a.m.
Of this news, we're only just learning.............
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/14/03 at 03:22 a.m.
"What again" we cry
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: Taoist on 05/14/03 at 03:38 a.m.
"Yes, again" I sigh
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/14/03 at 03:45 a.m.
It really is rather concerning
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: mandamoo on 05/14/03 at 03:50 a.m.
Did you hear the one about the goat ?
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: Dude on 05/14/03 at 03:53 a.m.
Who chewed a hole in the boat?
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: mandamoo on 05/14/03 at 03:54 a.m.
He answers to Billy
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: Dude on 05/14/03 at 03:56 a.m.
But he doesn't have a "willie"! :o
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/14/03 at 04:08 a.m.
and that's why he was able to float
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: mandamoo on 05/14/03 at 04:56 a.m.
Big, bad and dangerous.....
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: Taoist on 05/15/03 at 03:21 a.m.
He would often stir up quite a fuss
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/15/03 at 04:14 a.m.
The man from down under
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: mandamoo on 05/15/03 at 04:21 a.m.
Was known to thunder....
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: Taoist on 05/15/03 at 04:40 a.m.
But beneath the muscles, he was just a big wuss
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/15/03 at 05:15 a.m.
On this glorious sunny day
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/15/03 at 05:17 a.m.
It started to rain - just like May
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/15/03 at 05:21 a.m.
It then turned to hail
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: mandamoo on 05/15/03 at 05:32 a.m.
So we decided to bail
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/15/03 at 06:24 a.m.
I hope it all turns out OK
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/15/03 at 06:45 a.m.
I woke up, startled, in the night
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: Zella on 05/15/03 at 07:05 a.m.
I had just had a terrible fright!
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/15/03 at 07:14 a.m.
I thought that I saw
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: Taoist on 05/15/03 at 07:16 a.m.
A shape by the door
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: Zella on 05/15/03 at 07:17 a.m.
Something crawl up the wall
(Ah c'mon Tao - 'wall' rhymes more colsely than 'door'! ;D )
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/15/03 at 07:35 a.m.
Why does the time pass so quick....
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: mandamoo on 05/15/03 at 07:37 a.m.
When one wants to limerick
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/15/03 at 07:41 a.m.
The words won't come out
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: mandamoo on 05/15/03 at 07:43 a.m.
It's an oral drought
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/15/03 at 07:44 a.m.
Someitmes I feel so thick
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/15/03 at 01:11 p.m.
In a moment of inspiration
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: Grendle on 05/15/03 at 11:01 p.m.
Which was met with great anticipation
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: Taoist on 05/16/03 at 02:48 a.m.
My idea was formed
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/16/03 at 04:14 a.m.
Ha! Now you've been warned
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: mandamoo on 05/16/03 at 05:03 a.m.
It was met with appreciation
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/16/03 at 05:16 a.m.
Hooray its nearly the weekend
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/16/03 at 06:07 a.m.
I wonder, how much will I spend
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/16/03 at 06:11 a.m.
when I'm out and about
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/16/03 at 06:43 a.m.
I will let it hang out :o
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/16/03 at 06:49 a.m.
OMG where will it end?
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: mandamoo on 05/16/03 at 06:49 a.m.
Then put it away again
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/16/03 at 06:53 a.m.
(New)
They have laws against this in New South Wales....
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/16/03 at 06:55 a.m.
It also applies to dogs and their tails
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/16/03 at 06:56 a.m.
In Queensland we are not so strict
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/16/03 at 08:23 a.m.
And in Perth, they're hand-picked
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: Taoist on 05/16/03 at 08:26 a.m.
But Victoria has the nicest jails
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/16/03 at 08:33 a.m.
It was a dark and stormy night
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: Taoist on 05/16/03 at 08:38 a.m.
A tall stranger asked me for a light
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: HolyDooley on 05/16/03 at 08:45 a.m.
He said "Is this Brighton Pier"
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: mandamoo on 05/16/03 at 08:51 a.m.
I replied 'Are you queer'
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: Taoist on 05/16/03 at 09:11 a.m.
He said "why, do my jeans look too tight?"
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/16/03 at 09:22 a.m.
Turns out that he was a conductor
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: HolyDooley on 05/16/03 at 07:03 p.m.
;D ;D
He was looking for the conductor intructor,
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: mandamoo on 05/16/03 at 09:07 p.m.
He seeks him here, he seeks him there
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: HolyDooley on 05/17/03 at 05:58 a.m.
They are terribly rare,
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: VirtuosoClaptrap on 05/17/03 at 10:45 p.m.
They are pretty big
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: Grendle on 05/17/03 at 10:58 p.m.
Quoting:
They are pretty big
End Quote
And that rhymes with neither structure...
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: VirtuosoClaptrap on 05/17/03 at 11:01 p.m.
Ok, don't cause a ructure ;D
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: Grendle on 05/17/03 at 11:04 p.m.
There once was a man in a soddie
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: VirtuosoClaptrap on 05/17/03 at 11:14 p.m.
He had a hunky body
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: Grendle on 05/17/03 at 11:29 p.m.
he was built like a plow
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: mandamoo on 05/18/03 at 02:15 a.m.
But smelt pretty foul
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: HolyDooley on 05/18/03 at 04:52 a.m.
So he removed his body from the soddie. (Whatever the heck that is ??? )
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: mandamoo on 05/18/03 at 06:02 a.m.
Just when we thought it was safe.......
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: Indy Gent on 05/18/03 at 10:06 a.m.
To ride a gigantic wafe (wave)
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: PF4Eva on 05/18/03 at 05:23 p.m.
A shark named Lamont.....
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: Indy Gent on 05/18/03 at 06:14 p.m.
Snuck behind non-chalant
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/19/03 at 03:28 a.m.
So he finished in an early grafve
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: mandamoo on 05/19/03 at 04:06 a.m.
Sometimes rhyming is hard.....
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/19/03 at 04:43 a.m.
As often sayeth the Bard
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: mandamoo on 05/19/03 at 05:58 a.m.
And practise rhetoric in your common talk
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/19/03 at 08:06 a.m.
But can you walk the walkedy-walk?
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: Zella on 05/19/03 at 08:14 a.m.
and then, the cat ate the lard.... ::)
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/19/03 at 08:23 a.m.
Sometimes, rhythm is harder...
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: Indy Gent on 05/19/03 at 07:14 p.m.
Even if you're Sargeant Carter.
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: mandamoo on 05/20/03 at 01:57 a.m.
Or Billy The Kid
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/20/03 at 04:14 a.m.
(Whatever he did)
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/20/03 at 04:18 a.m.
Was he the one who raided the larder?
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: mandamoo on 05/20/03 at 06:06 a.m.
It's impossible to tell, can't you see......
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/20/03 at 06:16 a.m.
How good the next line will be
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/20/03 at 06:24 a.m.
Well, this one's a trap
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/20/03 at 06:49 a.m.
Say "It's a wrap"
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/20/03 at 07:50 a.m.
Ah, you got past the "crap" trap - tee hee ;-)
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: mandamoo on 05/21/03 at 04:36 a.m.
Whatever you do, avoid the trap........
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/21/03 at 04:40 a.m.
When trying to write out a rap
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/21/03 at 05:22 a.m.
The rhymes that you pick
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Written By: mandamoo on 05/21/03 at 05:29 a.m.
Should be short, sharp and quick
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Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/21/03 at 05:54 a.m.
And not wandering about all over the place like this because its crap
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/22/03 at 00:46 a.m.
One day I read a post by karen and almost died !
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Written By: mandamoo on 05/22/03 at 02:01 a.m.
Do you think you were over tired
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/22/03 at 02:41 a.m.
Or just feeling dizzy
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Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/22/03 at 02:41 a.m.
Now don't get in a tizzy!
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Written By: Dude on 05/22/03 at 03:20 a.m.
Quoting:
One day I read a post by karen and almost died !
End Quote
Maybe your brain was just fried! ??? ;) ;D
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Written By: mandamoo on 05/22/03 at 03:32 a.m.
Today when I was lost for words......
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Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/22/03 at 03:44 a.m.
I decided to look at some birds
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/22/03 at 04:01 a.m.
I saw two great tits
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Written By: mandamoo on 05/22/03 at 04:09 a.m.
Then broke my binoculars to bits
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/22/03 at 07:10 a.m.
And then I said "Awww, nerds !" >:(
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Written By: mandamoo on 05/22/03 at 07:53 a.m.
The nerds are on the loose.....
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/23/03 at 03:31 a.m.
Riding along in a caboose
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Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/23/03 at 03:54 a.m.
They had lots of food
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/23/03 at 05:16 a.m.
But it wasn't no good
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Written By: HolyDooley on 05/23/03 at 05:46 a.m.
So they made do with a bottle of juice.
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Written By: mandamoo on 05/23/03 at 05:47 a.m.
'cause it was too hard to choose Rats, Dooley beat me ! :P
On a slow old Autumn eve.......
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Written By: HolyDooley on 05/23/03 at 05:53 a.m.
We watched the sunset leave,
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Written By: mandamoo on 05/23/03 at 05:58 a.m.
What a sight to behold
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Written By: HolyDooley on 05/23/03 at 06:00 a.m.
But gosh it was cold!
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Written By: mandamoo on 05/23/03 at 06:05 a.m.
Now that winter has planted its seed
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Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/23/03 at 06:26 a.m.
Last night at the barbecue
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Written By: mandamoo on 05/23/03 at 08:17 a.m.
We bumped into Joan and Stu
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Written By: Syncronos on 05/23/03 at 08:39 a.m.
I looked right at her chest
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Written By: XenaKat13 on 05/23/03 at 09:07 a.m.
...And actually so did all the rest...
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/23/03 at 11:43 a.m.
But I guess that everyone knew
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Written By: mandamoo on 05/23/03 at 10:35 p.m.
If we knew what tomorrow delivered.....
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Written By: HolyDooley on 05/24/03 at 07:09 a.m.
You'd hurl yourself into the river,
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Written By: Zella on 05/24/03 at 07:23 a.m.
And swim with the tide
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Written By: Ripp on 05/24/03 at 07:27 a.m.
And Make waves, bigger sizes
:P Gotta get my tounge round that one ...
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Written By: Ripp on 05/24/03 at 07:29 a.m.
And loads would be one of you swimmers!
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Written By: Ripp on 05/24/03 at 07:29 a.m.
An old woman called Afroina from Africa
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Written By: VirtuosoClaptrap on 05/24/03 at 11:35 p.m.
Seems she was a drug trakkicker
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Written By: Grendle on 05/24/03 at 11:36 p.m.
But she sniffed all the profits...
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Written By: VirtuosoClaptrap on 05/25/03 at 00:03 a.m.
Until she did regret its....
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Written By: Indy Gent on 05/25/03 at 04:40 p.m.
The cops found out 'twas paprika.
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Written By: HolyDooley on 05/25/03 at 04:54 p.m.
On a flying visit to Sri Lanka,
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Written By: Indy Gent on 05/25/03 at 09:30 p.m.
I had a cold can of Fanta
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/26/03 at 02:10 a.m.
In the can I detected
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Written By: Ripp on 05/26/03 at 05:42 a.m.
A choccy that deflected :o (well, at least it wasn't something ELSE! ...) :-[
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Written By: mandamoo on 05/26/03 at 05:48 a.m.
That triggered some confused banter
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Written By: Zella on 05/26/03 at 07:03 a.m.
A lady from Venezuela
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Written By: mandamoo on 05/26/03 at 07:34 a.m.
Took her frog to visit Consuela
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Written By: Zella on 05/26/03 at 07:35 a.m.
It hopped in her drink
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Written By: mandamoo on 05/26/03 at 07:37 a.m.
Which caused quite a stink
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Written By: Zella on 05/26/03 at 07:40 a.m.
Now frog legs we can readily availya
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Written By: mandamoo on 05/26/03 at 07:48 a.m.
One night in a restaurant in France
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Written By: Zella on 05/26/03 at 07:50 a.m.
A young man did lose his pants
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Written By: mandamoo on 05/26/03 at 08:07 a.m.
He checked under tables
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Written By: Zella on 05/26/03 at 08:11 a.m.
The moral to this fable's....
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Written By: mandamoo on 05/26/03 at 08:14 a.m.
When in France don't mess with the tramps
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Written By: Ripp on 05/26/03 at 09:47 a.m.
Once In a plane I heard some screaming
Was a girl who saw a bug that was fleeing
From one boy who was sad
He was into gardening (BAD!)
So -
(you gotta make the last line!! first entry - 1st AWARD - second entry - 2nd AWARD)
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Written By: mandamoo on 05/27/03 at 04:59 a.m.
When the lights went out in Georgia........
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Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/27/03 at 05:15 a.m.
I obviously ignored ya
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Written By: Taoist on 05/27/03 at 05:17 a.m.
Cos whilst it was dark
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Written By: mandamoo on 05/27/03 at 05:22 a.m.
You started to bark :o :P
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/27/03 at 05:31 a.m.
Too late - I should have insured 'ya
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Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/27/03 at 05:32 a.m.
My daughters favourite food
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Written By: Taoist on 05/27/03 at 05:34 a.m.
Lies on the bedroom floor, half chewed
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/27/03 at 05:47 a.m.
She regurgitated
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Written By: mandamoo on 05/27/03 at 05:56 a.m.
Our panic inflated
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Written By: Taoist on 05/27/03 at 06:09 a.m.
But it turns out she was just being rude :P
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Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/27/03 at 07:07 a.m.
Our dishwasher stopped working
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/27/03 at 07:11 a.m.
After shaking and rocking and jerking
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Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/27/03 at 09:05 a.m.
It smashed all the plates
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/28/03 at 03:58 a.m.
We were in dire straits
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Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/28/03 at 04:07 a.m.
The washing-up my husband is shirking
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/28/03 at 04:56 a.m.
If the dishwasher's not washing dishes
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Written By: mandamoo on 05/28/03 at 05:04 a.m.
It's time to start making wishes
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Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/28/03 at 05:06 a.m.
for a lottery win
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Written By: mandamoo on 05/28/03 at 05:18 a.m.
Then we can chuck it in the bin
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Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/28/03 at 05:22 a.m.
And buy one the same as Trish's
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/28/03 at 05:26 a.m.
Oh... I was going to add "And send it to swim with the fishes", but you beat me to it...
When someone else gets your punchline
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Written By: mandamoo on 05/28/03 at 05:42 a.m.
Should it be taken as some sort of sign
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Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/28/03 at 05:53 a.m.
It's just not your day
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/28/03 at 06:00 a.m.
So I'll just go away
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Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/28/03 at 06:23 a.m.
If you do that, we'll all pine (or whine? Take your pick!)
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Written By: Taoist on 05/28/03 at 06:24 a.m.
And then for the Fjords you can pine
Hmm, Karen beat me to it
I been offered a lovely new job
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Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/28/03 at 06:26 a.m.
Let's hope it pays quite a few bob
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/28/03 at 06:36 a.m.
A gigolo, Wow!
You lucky chap, Tao
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Written By: Taoist on 05/28/03 at 06:38 a.m.
But I might suffer from a sore knob ;D - Sorry, had to be done...
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Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/28/03 at 06:41 a.m.
I know a good cure for that ;)
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/28/03 at 07:05 a.m.
Don't tell me - a fly-swat and SPLAT!
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Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/28/03 at 07:13 a.m.
It's something much nicer
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Written By: Taoist on 05/28/03 at 07:18 a.m.
Could you be preciser? (OK, so I made that word up)
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Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/28/03 at 07:29 a.m.
Ice cream - Now how's about that?
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/28/03 at 07:30 a.m.
I mowed over a toad on the road....
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Written By: Taoist on 05/28/03 at 07:35 a.m.
The shock made my girlfriend explode
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/28/03 at 07:40 a.m.
I was splattered with red bits
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/28/03 at 07:46 a.m.
That came from things that had splits.....
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Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/28/03 at 07:56 a.m.
They didn't mention that in the Highway Code
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Written By: Taoist on 05/28/03 at 07:59 a.m.
Whilst cruising at 10 thousand feet
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/28/03 at 08:16 a.m.
My airsick sheep started to bleat
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Written By: mandamoo on 05/29/03 at 04:20 a.m.
I couldn't restrain it
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Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/29/03 at 04:25 a.m.
So then it went and bit
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/29/03 at 06:01 a.m.
The pilot, in both hands and feet
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Written By: Taoist on 05/29/03 at 06:03 a.m.
The weather was sunny and hot
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Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/29/03 at 06:08 a.m.
with hundreds of flies to swat
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Written By: Taoist on 05/29/03 at 06:16 a.m.
They buzzed round my chips
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Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/29/03 at 06:28 a.m.
And drowned in my dips
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Written By: Taoist on 05/29/03 at 08:10 a.m.
So I shrugged and just ate up the lot
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Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/29/03 at 08:35 a.m.
Its going to be hot this weekend
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/29/03 at 08:43 a.m.
Good - I've got a wedding to attend
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Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/29/03 at 08:53 a.m.
Don't get too hot
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Written By: Taoist on 05/29/03 at 08:56 a.m.
Sit back and smoke pot ;)
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Written By: karen (Guest) on 05/29/03 at 09:15 a.m.
It goes nicely with a cup of Gold Blend
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Written By: mandamoo on 05/30/03 at 09:31 p.m.
We are nearly at page twenty.....
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Written By: HolyDooley on 06/01/03 at 05:23 a.m.
And rhymes.... there have been plenty,
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Written By: mandamoo on 06/01/03 at 06:04 a.m.
Some funny, some silly
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Written By: HolyDooley on 06/01/03 at 06:50 a.m.
Some lacey, some frilly,
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Written By: mandamoo on 06/01/03 at 07:03 a.m.
And some just downright al dente :-/
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Written By: Indy Gent on 06/01/03 at 10:43 a.m.
We're almost down to the stretch
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Written By: HolyDooley on 06/01/03 at 05:38 p.m.
And Hairspray we should fetch,
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Written By: mandamoo on 06/02/03 at 01:10 a.m.
To lock up this thread
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Written By: Grendle on 06/02/03 at 01:30 a.m.
Then we'll go to bed....
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Written By: HolyDooley on 06/02/03 at 05:34 a.m.
Because we're far too tired to rhyme anymore.
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Written By: mandamoo on 06/02/03 at 05:40 a.m.
Are we there yet.........
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 06/02/03 at 06:53 a.m.
...not enough syllables
The topic is now nearly full
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Written By: HolyDooley on 06/02/03 at 07:00 a.m.
And the plug I think we should pull,
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Written By: Taoist on 06/02/03 at 07:00 a.m.
We can start anew
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Written By: HolyDooley on 06/02/03 at 07:05 a.m.
Oh yes!! That is true!!
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Written By: Taoist on 06/02/03 at 07:07 a.m.
Without this thread life would be dull!
Subject: Re: Gimme More Limericks......
Written By: HolyDooley on 06/02/03 at 07:15 a.m.
Will someone now start the new thread?
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Written By: Taoist on 06/02/03 at 07:17 a.m.
New thread started!