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Where had Midas been hiding for the last hour? ;)
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In search of a change (and his mind... ::))

What should I have for lunch?

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Do you have any birthmarks?
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No.  I had one between my eyes when I was born.... but it faded away.

Do you play any musical instruments?

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I think he did...

Do you think this question will live on to see Question and answers Quinque?
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Sure!

What is your favorite peice of clothing?

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Truth.

What was your childhood nickname?
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"Earthquake"....I was a heavy-set child.  :P

Why are children so much more cruel than adults?

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I was, and it was many years ago.  

Did you know it's like having to suck a milk shake size container of Plaster of Paris through a straw whilst lying on your side ?  :o
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Refer above ^^^ ::)

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Scissors!

Door #1, door #2 or door #3? (aks virtual Madeline)
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I'll take what's behind door number green... 3! 3!

Can naughty questions be asked ??? :D

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"Yeah, I've got a question. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"
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"I'll give you the answer to that next week, young man."

"When you pulled over this morning into my garage, did you see a sign that said...?"

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Should sex be considered as an Olympic sport ???


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Only if the participants get to do it on the "Luge" track.


Why does TB constantly modify his posts?

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How long will PoP and TB keep up this posting frenzy?
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Until we are both banned.  :)


Do you get embarrassed when shopping in the video store for a dirty movie?

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If you could have a prosthetic body part, what would you have?
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I'd replace my right eye.  I haven't been able to see out of my right eye except for light sources and crude shapes since childhood.

So now what do I do?

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I'd replace my right eye.  I haven't been able to see out of my right eye except for light sources and crude shapes since childhood.

So now what do I do?
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Save up for that right eye, of course :D


How many times can you do it in a day? :)

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Have you ever had sex and, all of the sudden, you stare at the ceiling and start counting the patterns and doing your shopping list in your mind ???


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Of course.  But I wasn't doing my shopping lists, I was figuring out my Geometry homework.

To answer you RC:  I think glass eyes are very in style these days, just aske TB, he'll tell you allll about it.  ;)


Have you ever screamed out someone else's name during sex?

Quoting:
I actually want a real eye.  I never had binocular vision :-/


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Bah! Depth perception is overrated 8) I'm as shallow as ever :D !

Quoting:
How many drinks does it take to get to the centre of... ??? :) :D ;D


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234 to be exact.


If there was one lone woman left on the Earth with you & she had a beard down to her knees & weighed 400lbs, would ya do her anyway?

And Rice, maybe you could sign-up for an organ donor that had 20/20 vision?  ;D

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234 to be exact.


If there was one lone woman left on the Earth with you & she had a beard down to her knees & weighed 400lbs, would ya do her anyway?

And Rice, maybe you could sign-up for an organ donor that had 20/20 vision?  ;D
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Illegal cornea traffic is all the rage in Southeast Asia 8)

Nope. I hope that in this Earth void of female bodies, I can still find a good stash of porn, mainly those with Kim Chambers :)

Who's your favourite porn star ???

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Illegal cornea traffic is all the rage in Southeast Asia 8)End Quote

Not only do I need a cornea replacement, I need the lens replaced and it's been so long that my retina has probably decayed.

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Nope. I hope that in this Earth void of female bodies, I can still find a good stash of porn, mainly those with Kim Chambers :)End Quote

You could always fold over her fat and...y'know ;D

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Who's your favourite porn star ???

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Barbara Dare, from the 80s.

Quoting:
You could always fold over her fat and...y'know ;D
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BWAHAHAHAHA! EW! Cow udder everywhere on that whale :) :D ;D

Look! I found a vibrating cellular phone under this a$$flap :D

Quoting:
You didn't ask a question TB  ::)


Do you miss Crazy Don?  Do you think he's lurking over us right now?
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Mebbe.

This crap is addicting! I'd lurk too if I was having a lot of fun before someone decided to boot me out 8)

What are you wearing ;) :D

Quoting:
I don't know but TB, you have a 'fat' phobia that needs some dealing with matey!  :P :)

Isn't it what's inside that counts?  :-*
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"Well, we better be talking about one charming mo.fo. pig. She'd have to be ten times more charming than that Arnold from Green Acres."

Is it bad to not like fat people ??? :) :D ;D

Quoting:
For instance, if you were the President, would you make make some sort of legislation directed at 'fat' people?  :-/
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No, that would be an unjustified discrimination.  I may not be attracted to fat people, but that doesn't mean I won't still like them as a person.

Why are we talking about fat people?

Quoting:

Didn't you know that appearance is a completely cultural and era relative anyway?  :)
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I think I'd rather talk to a fat (but not morbidly obese) person with a cheerful and fun personality than an attractive person with the charm of a gizzard stone :P

Are you a psychologist?

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Psychologists are a bunch of quacks, just like people who think looks don't matter, but what is "inside."End Quote

Now I never said "looks don't matter"...but I'm arguing that personality definitely helps.

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Who puts any stock on psychology anyway?
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I usually don't.  Most of it is sort of common sense anyway.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck....?

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Not me. Psychologists are a bunch of lazy people who don't like to think - like a lot of fat people who don't like to exercise :)End Quote

Unless they're sumo wrestlers...hehehe.

Quoting:

Are we ready to verbally lynch psychology now ??? :D
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Go for it.

What's the dumbest "study" you've ever read?

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Do you have any serious phobias?

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Arachnophobia (it's minor), a fear of drowning and of dying alone...but not of dying.

And yeah, let's try to offend as many people as possible ::) :D

Kirk or Picard?  *nerd alert*

Quoting:
Are you going to answer me & TB's Poll in the PPP?  ;D
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I did...didn't you read it?

Quoting:

Why does the cable company insist on giving me twenty home shopping channels, fourteen sports channels, and three all-religion channels in order for me to get the one kid's channel I want?
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Because they're lame.

Are you excited about the upcoming Wallace and Gromit movie?

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Are you excited about the upcoming Wallace and Gromit movie?
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Yes!  My favorite movie from that series is "The Wrong Trousers"  ;D


Do you eat pork?