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Subject: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: John_Harvey on 04/09/03 at 08:07 p.m.
I wouldn't mind annexing Canada. Then I wouldn't have to exchange money every time I went to visit my cousins in Nova Scotia. Sure, the Canadians would complain, but you can't stand in the way of convenience. ;)
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/09/03 at 09:08 p.m.
I thought that game was Stratego? Or Risk?
ok...is it a chain thread? I will start.
Bolivia
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: princessofpop on 04/09/03 at 09:09 p.m.
Afghanistan
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/09/03 at 09:10 p.m.
Norway
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/09/03 at 09:15 p.m.
Yes, Alex, I will take Yuglosavia for $5 bucks and a bic lighter.
Modified because I am trying to add "k" to my lighter. Does that bring up the value?
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: princessofpop on 04/09/03 at 09:17 p.m.
Alex, can I have Austria for $1200 and a pair of Ahnuld's underpants please?
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/09/03 at 09:19 p.m.
Alex, I will take Argentina for $7 and a leaf blower that will only suck.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: southernspitfire on 04/09/03 at 09:20 p.m.
Alex........can I have Africa for $1000 please.....and a cold beer?
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: princessofpop on 04/09/03 at 09:20 p.m.
Alex, I will take Antartica for 3.00 and an ice pick please.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/09/03 at 09:23 p.m.
Alex, can I have Aruba for $12000 and a pair of zebra striped thong bikini pants size 6?
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: princessofpop on 04/09/03 at 09:24 p.m.
I'll take Australia for $250 and a FussBudgetVanPelt ;)
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: southernspitfire on 04/09/03 at 09:26 p.m.
Alex, can I have Alaska for 50 bucks and an Eskimo?
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/09/03 at 09:28 p.m.
Alex, I would like Angola for 53 cents and two slightly used tongue depressors?
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Rice Cube on 04/09/03 at 09:28 p.m.
I'll take Azerbaijan for 40000 yen and a fez (yeah, I know that's weird, but humor me) 8)
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: princessofpop on 04/09/03 at 09:30 p.m.
I'll take Neverland for $1 and a monkey named "Bubbles" please.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/09/03 at 09:31 p.m.
I'll take Idonthinkicanstan for $524.32 and a chipped coffee mug that says I LOVE MY TRUCK, alex.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Crazy Don on 04/09/03 at 09:32 p.m.
I'll take "Crazydonistan" for 2¢, Alex.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: southernspitfire on 04/09/03 at 09:33 p.m.
I'll take Iamgonnakillmyexastan for 2.4 million and a kick in his b@lls
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: princessofpop on 04/09/03 at 09:33 p.m.
I'll take Imapudstan for 3 Marlboro's and a wet wipe please.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/09/03 at 09:35 p.m.
Alex, I will take Gositonatackstan for $5 bucks and a band aid.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: southernspitfire on 04/09/03 at 09:35 p.m.
I'll take eatmygritsastan for $2 and a pat of butter 8)
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/09/03 at 09:38 p.m.
Alex, I will take Iwantagoodmanstan for $2k and a nude picture of Winston Churchill.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: princessofpop on 04/09/03 at 09:38 p.m.
I'll take Goingtopreschoolstan for 3 Legos and a new pack of diapers please!
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/09/03 at 09:39 p.m.
Alex, can I have Thekinglivestan for $2.99 and a velvet Elvis picture?
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: southernspitfire on 04/09/03 at 09:40 p.m.
I'll take kissmyrebel@ssstan for no money and a coon dog
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: princessofpop on 04/09/03 at 09:40 p.m.
Alex, I would like Soaponaropestan for $4 and a fanny pack please.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/09/03 at 09:42 p.m.
ALex, be a darling and give me Fivegoldenringstan for one hobbit pipe and a cloak.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Crazy Don on 04/09/03 at 09:42 p.m.
OK, I'll take "Americanbandstan" for $50, Alex…
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: princessofpop on 04/09/03 at 09:42 p.m.
Can I have Whitetrashstan for 3 boxes of macaroni and cheese and a new tire swing please?
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/09/03 at 09:43 p.m.
Alex, give me Freedomfriestan for a fruitcake and a bottle of Lowenbrau.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Crazy Don on 04/09/03 at 09:43 p.m.
OK, I'll take "Hotdogstan" for $1.98 plus tax…
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: southernspitfire on 04/09/03 at 09:44 p.m.
Alex, I'll take agoodmanastan for everything you have and a nervous breakdown
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Crazy Don on 04/09/03 at 09:45 p.m.
OK, I'll take "Ineedawomanstan" for the right price…
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: southernspitfire on 04/09/03 at 09:46 p.m.
Alex, I'll take CDneedstogetalifeastan for nothing, if you will just do it
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: princessofpop on 04/09/03 at 09:48 p.m.
Alex, can you give us Saveusfromapervertstan for a tube of lube & a blow-up doll please?
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/09/03 at 09:51 p.m.
Alex, We want Nomorehornydudehittingonustan for the balance in my checking account and four wintergreen lifesavers.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: southernspitfire on 04/09/03 at 09:53 p.m.
Alex, I'll take Iamsohardupastan for a cheap woman and an even cheaper bottle of whiskey
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/09/03 at 09:58 p.m.
Alex, I will take Howsaboutahawaiinpunchstan for two hula dolls and a lei?
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: princessofpop on 04/09/03 at 09:59 p.m.
I'll take BucketofKFCstan for $12.99 and a set of clean sheets please.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Rice Cube on 04/09/03 at 10:00 p.m.
I'll take kickthatfatbast@rdinthegroinstan for a steel toed boot and some staples!
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/09/03 at 10:03 p.m.
Alex, can I have mentalconstipationstan for $29 and a flowbee?
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: southernspitfire on 04/09/03 at 10:04 p.m.
Alex, I'll take Ineedrubbersheetsastan with a bucket of KFC and a porn
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Rice Cube on 04/09/03 at 10:04 p.m.
Alex, how about enemastan for two suppositories and a tube of H?
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: southernspitfire on 04/09/03 at 10:07 p.m.
Alex, I'll take ilustcheerleadersastan and a roll of paper towels
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: princessofpop on 04/09/03 at 10:07 p.m.
I'll try Awomanonlyinmydreamsstan for 2 paring knives & vibrating seat cover please.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/09/03 at 10:07 p.m.
Alex, I will take Rubberundiesstan for a whip and two margaritas.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Rice Cube on 04/09/03 at 10:09 p.m.
How about letsbombnorthkoreastan for a bucket of kim chi and some sashimi?
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/09/03 at 10:12 p.m.
Hey Alex, can I have Iwannabesedatedestan for two tootsie rolls and a tube of ambesol?
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/10/03 at 00:28 a.m.
Hey Alex, how's about bombing Universityofkansastan for the entire Jayhawk dancing girls corps and the cheerleaders?
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: John_Harvey on 04/10/03 at 04:41 a.m.
Thestanthreadisadifferentthreadistan for seven-and-a-half cents and a little respect. (Just a little bit...just a little bit)
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: princessofpop on 04/10/03 at 05:23 a.m.
Can I have Carrottopsheadonaplatestan for 2 duck callers and free long distance please?
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/10/03 at 05:55 a.m.
Alex, I'll take Myattorneynickelanddimesmestan and have her pay me triple the amount I owe her.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: princessofpop on 04/10/03 at 06:36 a.m.
Alex, let me have Communiststan for three lead pipes and a new identity please.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/10/03 at 06:39 a.m.
I'll take BloodyMarystan for a hangover and revitalization, please.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: princessofpop on 04/10/03 at 07:27 a.m.
Can I have Mulletstan for a '78 Camaro & a Bob Segar cassette tape please?
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/10/03 at 07:31 a.m.
I'll take Sitorstan for Sunday Mass and communion, Father Alex.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/10/03 at 07:52 a.m.
Quoting:
I'll take Australia for $250 and a FussBudgetVanPelt ;)
End Quote
$ 250 and one x FussBudget is being Fedexed to your abode now as you are the lucky home viewer !
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/10/03 at 07:58 a.m.
Hey, Alex, I want Thisistoomuchfunistan for $75 dollah and half of a strawberry wine cooler!
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/10/03 at 08:04 a.m.
I'll take Lemonadestan for 25 cents and some ice, please.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: princessofpop on 04/10/03 at 08:12 a.m.
I'll try Yoyoyoyostan for a buck fitty and a gold toof.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/10/03 at 08:21 a.m.
I'll take Getridofsuccubuskyleandstan for tree-fitty and a new bride for my son Chef.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/10/03 at 08:24 a.m.
I will take AllIcanstan for a diet vanilla coke and a Cosmo magazine!
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: princessofpop on 04/10/03 at 08:28 a.m.
Let me try Pushupbrastan for 6 shrunken heads & a good plastic surgeon please.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/10/03 at 08:32 a.m.
I'll take Thatsallicanstan for some spinach and a pummeling for Bluto.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/10/03 at 08:35 a.m.
Alex, please give me anytingyouwantastan for a pair of no shoestringed adidas and a member of Two Live Crew.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/10/03 at 08:35 a.m.
Quoting:
Alex, please give me anytingyouwantastan for a pair of no shoestringed adidas and a member of Two Live Crew.
End Quote
LOL! :D ;D How about for 10 dollars?
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: princessofpop on 04/10/03 at 08:42 a.m.
I will try BornintheUSAstan for a tight pair of Levi's and a comb to go in the back pocket please.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Thunderbolt on 04/10/03 at 08:43 a.m.
You know, does anybody really care about New Zealand? It's just there... They don't have an army I bet, just two guys on horseback...
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/10/03 at 08:45 a.m.
Quoting:
I will try BornintheUSAstan for a tight pair of Levi's and a comb to go in the back pocket please.
End Quote
LOL.
I'll take BorninEastL.A.stan for a joint and one for my friend...
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: princessofpop on 04/10/03 at 08:46 a.m.
I'll try Cripsandbloodsstan for a new AK-47 and a pink tutu, Alex.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/10/03 at 09:05 a.m.
Alex, I'll take Cheechandchongastan for two doobees and a guy named RALPH! ;D
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: princessofpop on 04/10/03 at 09:14 a.m.
I will try Imonadietstan for a Peanut Buster Parfait & a bag of Doritoes please!
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Rice Cube on 04/10/03 at 09:18 a.m.
Quoting:
You know, does anybody really care about New Zealand? It's just there... They don't have an army I bet, just two guys on horseback...
End Quote
Very well! I'll take New Zealand for a cricket paddle and a herd of sheep!
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: princessofpop on 04/10/03 at 10:42 a.m.
Alex, can I have Twigsandberriesstan for a nutcracker & a current issue of "Toe Licker" magazine please?
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: John_Harvey on 04/10/03 at 11:34 a.m.
I think I'll invade Ireland for a pint and a potato, Alex. (I'm Irish, it's okay.)
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/10/03 at 11:49 a.m.
Quoting:
Alex, can I have Twigsandberriesstan for a nutcracker & a current issue of "Toe Licker" magazine please?
End Quote
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! :D ;D
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: princessofpop on 04/10/03 at 12:22 a.m.
I'll take Crackthatwhipstan for a pound of liverwurst and a back massager, please.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/10/03 at 01:13 p.m.
Alex, I will take Fineartstan for two Velvet Elvis paintings and a white rhinestone cape.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: princessofpop on 04/10/03 at 01:33 p.m.
Alex, let me try Jiffyjohnstan for 2 bottles of MD 20/20 and a cheap hoe please.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/10/03 at 01:55 p.m.
Alex, I want Givemelotsaalcoholstan for Two martini glasses and a trip to Betty Ford.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: princessofpop on 04/10/03 at 02:00 p.m.
Quoting:
Alex, I want Givemelotsaalcoholstan for Two martini glasses and a trip to Betty Ford.
End Quote
LMAO!
Alex I will stay with that category for 2 amatuer sex videos and Tommy Lee's phone number please.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 04/10/03 at 09:05 p.m.
Alex, I will take Fakeboobsistan for $1000 and a 34C
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/10/03 at 09:36 p.m.
Alex, I will take LadyMarmaladestan for 3 pairs of stripper shoes and some reddi whip. ;D
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: princessofpop on 04/10/03 at 09:38 p.m.
I'll take Chinesemaninathreesomestan for a new bra & a humming lesson please.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 04/10/03 at 09:39 p.m.
I'll stick with that category for a suite at the "No-Tel Motel" and a vibrating bed.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Rice Cube on 04/10/03 at 09:40 p.m.
I'll take Bananasplitstan for some whipped cream, a cherry, and some women who wanna eat out ;)
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/10/03 at 09:40 p.m.
I'll stick to that category as well, and please add some champagne and strawberries.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: princessofpop on 04/10/03 at 09:43 p.m.
I will take Hotandwetstan for $5 and a bearded clam please.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 04/10/03 at 09:43 p.m.
Alex, I would like Heyit'smyturnistan for a "Please take a number" ticket and a backstage pass
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/10/03 at 09:44 p.m.
I will take addanothergirlastan and a do not disturb sign please.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: princessofpop on 04/10/03 at 09:46 p.m.
I will try Getinmybellystan for a ham sandwich and a side of beef please.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Rice Cube on 04/10/03 at 09:46 p.m.
Let's try Hugebazongastan for a brawire and some balled-up toilet paper.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 04/10/03 at 09:48 p.m.
How about Krispykremeistan for a dozen glazed and a cup of coffee?
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/10/03 at 09:50 p.m.
How 'bout Bloomersupacrackstan for a sand crab and a jellyfish?
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: princessofpop on 04/10/03 at 09:50 p.m.
I would like Creampiestan for a penny and a napkin please!
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 04/10/03 at 09:50 p.m.
I'll take Laughingsohardimpeeingmypantsistan for a porta potty and some clean jeans!
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: princessofpop on 04/10/03 at 09:52 p.m.
Alex, I will try Wannaseemynewpeircingstan for a 11 Care Bears & a magnifying glass please.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/10/03 at 09:56 p.m.
Alex, please give me Sweetnothingsfromafellastan for a ship, sail and sealing wax. :)
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: princessofpop on 04/10/03 at 10:17 p.m.
I would like Pullmyfingerstan for a shiny dime & some Lysol please.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/10/03 at 10:20 p.m.
Can I have Stinkypoostan for a clothespin and some fabreeze?
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Rice Cube on 04/10/03 at 10:22 p.m.
Hey, can I get Greece for some gyros and a mountain mule?
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: princessofpop on 04/10/03 at 10:25 p.m.
I'll take Colonoscopystan for a set of new tires and a prune please.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/10/03 at 10:28 p.m.
I'll take rittersfrozencustardstan for two cones and an iceberg (or whatever they call those Blizzard things.)
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: John_Harvey on 04/11/03 at 04:41 a.m.
I think I'll take India for some hot curry and a bottle of Tums.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Taoist on 04/11/03 at 04:44 a.m.
If I take Pakistan for 2 bottles of Tums and a gallon of cold water, then we can play nuclear tennis ;D
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: John_Harvey on 04/11/03 at 04:48 a.m.
I think I'll take Pakistan for a smile and a place I can send my enemies to be tortured.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Crazy Don on 04/11/03 at 05:59 a.m.
OK, I'll take Onenightstan for $100, Alex…
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/11/03 at 08:18 a.m.
Alex, I will take Tonlocindahousestan for $5 to make you hollah and a 40 of malt with a wild thang. ;D
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: princessofpop on 04/11/03 at 08:20 a.m.
I would like Puttin'ontheritzstan for a taco & a time machine back to the 80's please.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/11/03 at 08:24 a.m.
Alex, I would like a Flockaseagullsstan for a trendy hairdo and a pair of runningshoes please.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/11/03 at 09:08 a.m.
I'll take Hughhefnersmansionstan for a cigar and some bunnies, Alex.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Taoist on 04/11/03 at 09:08 a.m.
I'll take IJustDontUnderstan for a puzzled expression!
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Rice Cube on 04/11/03 at 09:33 a.m.
Can I get Vermont for a bag of weed and some Ben & Jerry's "Chunky Monkey"?
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/11/03 at 09:40 a.m.
Quoting:
Can I get Vermont for a bag of weed and some Ben & Jerry's "Chunky Monkey"?
End Quote
Don't you have enough weed already?! Vermont's not a country... ;D
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Rice Cube on 04/11/03 at 09:42 a.m.
Quoting:
Don't you have enough weed already?! Vermont's not a country... ;D
End Quote
Silence! I must have my Chunky Monkey!!! :P :D
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: princessofpop on 04/11/03 at 09:51 a.m.
Alex, I will take Boogieoogieoogiestan for some smack & a VIP room with Andy Warhol at Studio 54 please.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/11/03 at 09:56 a.m.
Hey Alex, I will take Austinpowerstan for a crushed blue velvet suit and a bottle of mojo pleas.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Rice Cube on 04/11/03 at 10:00 a.m.
I'd like IKEAstan for a couple of futons and some Swedish meatballs!
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: princessofpop on 04/11/03 at 10:00 a.m.
Oh it's my turn! Ok, let me try Pussinbootsstan for 5 lap dances & a shoe horn please!
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/11/03 at 10:02 a.m.
Alex, I would like to take StaceyScowleystan for a Kia and a Tom Tom Club CD.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: princessofpop on 04/11/03 at 10:22 a.m.
I would like DJMidasstan for a shot of Jagermeister & a Miami Bass CD please ;)
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/11/03 at 10:26 a.m.
Quoting:
I would like DJMidasstan for a shot of Jagermeister & a Miami Bass CD please ;)
End Quote
:o
Alex, I would like Princessofpopstan for a spoon and some pudding please. ;)
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Crazy Don on 04/11/03 at 11:00 a.m.
And I'll take CrazyDonisaveryhardguytounderstan for a whole lot of money!
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/11/03 at 11:33 a.m.
Alex, I will take $240dollarsworthofpuddinstan for Barry and Levon and don't worry about it where the money came from, baby.... ;D
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/11/03 at 11:51 a.m.
Quoting:
Alex, I will take $240dollarsworthofpuddinstan for Barry and Levon and don't worry about it where the money came from, baby.... ;D
End Quote
A w w w w w w w w w w w w Y e a h...... ;D LOL! :D
I'll take Iwannadipmyballsinitstan for that $240dollarsworthofpuddinstan and some bean dip! ;D
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/11/03 at 11:57 a.m.
Quoting:
A w w w w w w w w w w w w Y e a h...... ;D LOL! :D
I'll take Iwannadipmyballsinitstan for that $240dollarsworthofpuddinstan and some bean dip! ;D
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/11/03 at 12:16 a.m.
I'll take mybossisoutoftheofficestan for 8 hours sleep.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: princessofpop on 04/11/03 at 12:27 a.m.
I will try Hankontheradiointhepickupstan for 23 cans of Skoal and a toothless grin please!
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/11/03 at 12:35 a.m.
I will take laughingmybiscuitsoffreadingthistan for a hiccup cure and a pair of depends please! ;D
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Rice Cube on 04/11/03 at 12:55 a.m.
How about Babygotbacksinoakland for an afro comb and a Hoopty?
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/11/03 at 01:04 p.m.
Alex, I want Movinonuptothebigtimeland for Weezy and all of her moo-moos!
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Rice Cube on 04/11/03 at 01:09 p.m.
I'd like to try Ticksaysspoonland for an armored mumu and Joseph Stalin ;)
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/11/03 at 01:26 p.m.
I'll take IwishIwasalittlebittallerstan for a pickup game and a hoodrat please, Alex.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: princessofpop on 04/11/03 at 01:45 p.m.
Alex, I would like Papsmearingland for a butter knife & a wet willy por favor ;)
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/11/03 at 01:59 p.m.
Alex, I will take Whippitgoodland for a Devo Hat and an extralong black turtleneck!
Modified because apparently I am having issues with spelling black. :P
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: princessofpop on 04/11/03 at 02:06 p.m.
Alex, I would like to try Macarenaland for a chicken quesadilla & a lobotomy por favor!
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/11/03 at 02:28 p.m.
Alex, I will take Iamasarcasticwenchland for a pair of reading glasses and a hooked on phonics game!
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Crazy Don on 04/11/03 at 04:22 p.m.
And I'll take Dixieland for $100,000 of Confederate currency, Alex…
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/11/03 at 05:15 p.m.
I'll take Doggiedoodooland for a large pooper scooper and Milk Bones.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/11/03 at 10:43 p.m.
Alex, I will take stilletoupthewazooland for a tin of shinola and a shoe horn please!
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: princessofpop on 04/12/03 at 09:09 p.m.
I will take Jeansinaheaponthefloorstan for a condom & a pack of smokes please.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/13/03 at 10:27 a.m.
Alex, I'll take Wecandanceifwewantostan for a midget jester playing a banjo and a field of tall grass, please.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/13/03 at 12:46 a.m.
I take Comeonupandseemesometimeland for blonde women with huge gazongas and some Aerosmith CDs.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/13/03 at 03:45 p.m.
I will take a naughtyproposition for two cans of reddi whip and a very big......pie. ;D
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Zella on 04/14/03 at 01:19 a.m.
Alex, I will take plumeandiceostan for a pair of padded handcuffs and a silk scarf.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/14/03 at 06:54 a.m.
I'll take Itsgettinghotinherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrestan for some dubs for my Escalade and a band-aid, please.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/14/03 at 09:04 a.m.
Alex, I'll take AdoublehelpingofHotChocolateland for a disco beat, a miracle and a "you sexy thing". ;D
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/14/03 at 09:18 a.m.
I'll take Dothehustlestan for some platform shoes and a polyester leisure suit, please.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/15/03 at 10:19 a.m.
Alex, I'll take Anewpairofshoesfortheprincessandgetthisthreadoffpagetwoistan for pumps and a bump, please.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/15/03 at 02:03 p.m.
I'll take Rockyhorrorpictureshowland for fishnet stockings,a hot patootie, and lips! :D
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/15/03 at 02:13 p.m.
I'll take Rumpshakerstan for a zoom zoom zoom zoom and a boom boom, please.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/15/03 at 02:24 p.m.
I'll take MOABland for a couple of bunker busters and some armed penguins, please.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: princessofpop on 04/15/03 at 02:47 p.m.
I would like Nopantiesland for a vibrating seat cover and a subscription to Hustler ;)
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/15/03 at 03:13 p.m.
I will take gitchygitchyyayayayaland for a feather fan, and a bustier. :o
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Rice Cube on 04/15/03 at 03:35 p.m.
Alex, could I have Blondieland for a heart of glass and a high tide?
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: southernspitfire on 04/16/03 at 00:08 a.m.
Alex........could I have gonnaseemysweetieland for 2 weeks and never ending hugs?
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Taoist on 04/16/03 at 03:19 a.m.
I'll take TheEagleHasLand for a government conspiracy and a movie set in Nevada ;D
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: FunkyFresh on 04/16/03 at 09:23 a.m.
I'll take ThreesCompanyland for some fly culinary skills and a chance to mack on Chrissy and Teri, not Janet.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: princessofpop on 04/16/03 at 09:24 a.m.
Quoting:
I'll take ThreesCompanyland for some fly culinary skills and a chance to mack on Chrissy and Teri, not Janet.
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LOL! ;D
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Rice Cube on 04/16/03 at 09:25 a.m.
I'll take Pearlharborland for some gratuitous explosions and some bad acting, please :P
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/16/03 at 10:40 a.m.
Alex, I'll take MTVsucksistan for some videos and Carson Daly's no-personality head on a platter, please.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: FunkyFresh on 04/22/03 at 01:00 p.m.
I'll take ThePriceIsRightland for a cool a$$ college sweatshirt and a fun-filled game of Plinko.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/22/03 at 01:05 p.m.
Alex, Ben Affleck will take Cartmansjenniferlopezhandpuppetistan for the real J-Lo and some taco-flavored kisses...
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/23/03 at 06:27 a.m.
And I'll take Revivethisthreadandhavesomecoffeeistan for a little bump and grind, please...
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Bobo on 04/23/03 at 06:28 a.m.
Agoodplanistan!
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/23/03 at 06:31 a.m.
I know this is a bit removed from the way this thread has been going, but I've always wanted to invade New Zealand ;D
Why ? Because ! :D ;)
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Bobo on 04/23/03 at 06:33 a.m.
I know exactly what you mean, FussBudgetVanLuke. Personally I'd invade one of thems small buggerinos like Kiribati.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/23/03 at 06:37 a.m.
No point Bobo ! It's sinking into the ocean..... :(
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Bobo on 04/23/03 at 06:39 a.m.
Dang, that's bad. Maybe.... I can take a holiday there, and then run really fast and catch a helicopter, Suzi Perry style.
Aw well, maybe we can save it, by going to Helpkiribatistan.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: princessofpop on 04/23/03 at 06:40 a.m.
Quoting:
I'll take ThePriceIsRightland for a cool a$$ college sweatshirt and a fun-filled game of Plinko.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Alex, can I have Iamlaughingsohardstan for a clean keyboard & a new cup of coffee! ;D
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/23/03 at 07:36 a.m.
Alex, I'll take Imeasystan for a bucket of fried chicken and a Pepsi, please.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Crazy Don on 04/23/03 at 08:26 a.m.
Well, I'll take Bechuanaland for an airstrip in Botswana, please…
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/23/03 at 09:45 a.m.
I think it's about time I take Idontquiteunderstan for a clue and an explanation, Alex.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Crazy Don on 04/23/03 at 10:52 a.m.
Quoting:
I think it's about time I take Idontquiteunderstan for a clue and an explanation, Alex.
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Bechuanaland, pronounced "bet you wanna land," is the former name of Botswana…and where else would you land a plane than on an airstrip?
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: FunkyFresh on 04/23/03 at 01:49 p.m.
I'll take WhosTheBossland for a weekend getaway in the fall to cozy Connecticut and "to do some studying" with Alyssa Milano.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/23/03 at 01:49 p.m.
Quoting:
Bechuanaland, pronounced "bet you wanna land," is the former name of Botswana…and where else would you land a plane than on an airstrip?
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Okay. Thanks. I was thinking something else but was confused...
I'll take Mydadisnowafashioniconstan for the ensemble Snoop Dogg wore in his "Beautiful" video, please.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/23/03 at 01:50 p.m.
Quoting:
I'll take WhosTheBossland for a weekend getaway in the fall to cozy Connecticut and "to do some studying" with Alyssa Milano.
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LOL!
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/23/03 at 02:12 p.m.
I will take twentytwentytwentyfourhoursagoastan for a Ramones Tee and sedation please.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/23/03 at 02:27 p.m.
Quoting:
I will take twentytwentytwentyfourhoursagoastan for a Ramones Tee and sedation please.
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LMFAO!!! WOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :D
Alex, I'll take Itstheendoftheworldasweknowitandifeelfinestan for some time alone and Leonard Bernstein please.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Bobo on 04/24/03 at 08:02 a.m.
I'll invade Stancollymorestan for one fluorescent light and a soccer ball...
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/24/03 at 10:46 a.m.
I'll take Woohahgotyouallincheckistan for a horrible melody and some busted rhymes, Alex.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: FunkyFresh on 04/24/03 at 12:24 a.m.
I'll take thehumptydanceland for some phat bass lines and using a word that don't mean nothing like looptid.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/24/03 at 01:35 p.m.
Alex, I'll take Thebumbumsongistan for a cannon and a lonely Swedish, please.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: daddysgirl on 04/24/03 at 09:55 p.m.
OOOOOOOOOO..OOOOOOOOO HAS GREENLAND BEEN TAKEN?? (is that a country?) if it is taken..or is not a country..then i want your country!!! (not america)
ummm....iwannamanistan for 50 cents please
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/24/03 at 10:29 p.m.
Alex, I take twilightzoneestan for a duck billed man and an a dog that can read minds.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Zella on 04/24/03 at 10:43 p.m.
Alex, I'll take hopethisisfluandnotSARSistan for a hot toddy and another day in bed
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Bobo on 04/25/03 at 00:24 a.m.
I'll take Getwellsoonstan for one good hearty lunch and some Calpol...
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/26/03 at 06:52 a.m.
Alex, I'll take Indaclubistan for 50 cents and a hug, please.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/26/03 at 12:08 a.m.
Alex, I will take JigSawJazzland for two turntables and a microphone please. ;D
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Crazy Don on 04/26/03 at 12:51 a.m.
Xela, 05$ rof Natsdrawkcassab ekat ll'I…
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/26/03 at 08:11 p.m.
I'll take trynoacidalstan for a hamen of thong clad women and industrial strength Trojans.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Zella on 04/26/03 at 10:23 p.m.
Alex, I'll take R&Bwasbetterinthe700sstan for a turntable and 11 minutes of Maggot Brain.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: FunkyFresh on 04/28/03 at 10:01 a.m.
I'll take OldSchoolPunkRockland for songs as short as Jesse Camp's MTV "fame" and for having more attitude than that Roz chick from Night Court.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: princessofpop on 04/28/03 at 10:15 a.m.
Quoting:
I'll take OldSchoolPunkRockland for songs as short as Jesse Camp's MTV "fame" and for having more attitude than that Roz chick from Night Court.
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Bwahahahahahahaha!!!! You rule! ;D
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: John_Harvey on 04/28/03 at 11:49 a.m.
I'll take Tajikistan for one of their cool hats and 10 Americans with poor memory and geographical skills.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Shaz on 04/29/03 at 07:28 p.m.
I will take Aqueenforzamundaland for Randy Watson and Sexual Chocolate! :D
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/29/03 at 08:36 p.m.
Alex, I'll take Prozacastan for some love, peace,and relaxation. :)
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Dude on 05/02/03 at 03:18 a.m.
Alex I'll take bomb the H3LL out of Klukluxklanastan for all that it's worth!! >:(
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Taoist on 05/02/03 at 03:40 a.m.
Ditto BritishNationalPartystan (a small insiduous state in Northen England) :P
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Madonnna on 05/02/03 at 11:36 a.m.
Alex, I just want Thewholeworldistan for a cheap shot at my home country and a visa to anywhere else.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: FunkyFresh on 05/02/03 at 02:56 p.m.
I'll take KentuckyDerbyland for a scotch on the rocks and a lady friend with a really big hat.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: princessofpop on 05/02/03 at 03:11 p.m.
Alex, I'll take Ishotthesherriffland for a rasta named Bob, and some wacky weed.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Zella on 05/03/03 at 07:51 a.m.
I'll take itsrainingcatsanddogshereistan for an Ark and a matching set of everything...
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: DJ Midas on 05/03/03 at 08:44 a.m.
Alex, I'll take MisterRobotostan for a secret under my skin and a Japanese thank-you, please...
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Indy Gent on 05/09/03 at 05:17 p.m.
Alex, I'll take Indianapolismotorspeedwaystan for Tony George's salary and the luck of Helio Castroneves.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Prince on 05/09/03 at 08:58 p.m.
Alex, I will take a purple feather boa and 7" platform shoes for a dove that cries!
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Indy Gent on 05/12/03 at 10:31 p.m.
Alex, I'll take Preaknesstan for another longshot winner and some Black-eyed Susans (flowers, not beating victims).
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Meriadoc on 10/02/03 at 00:33 a.m.
Alex, I'll take Bumpthatthreadastan for 36 hours in a day and a good sleeping pill.....
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Bobo on 10/02/03 at 00:36 a.m.
Where'd you dig this one up?!
Anyhoo
I'll take Olbasastan for the promise of stuffy cold relief, and a completed Bach chorale examination paper.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: philbo_baggins on 10/02/03 at 04:53 a.m.
You might want to invade Viagaria (but it might be hard)...
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/02/03 at 11:47 a.m.
No but I'll take ArnoldSchwartzeneggerisapervertisstan for a three way with T-3000 (Kristianna Loken) and Salma Hayek.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Meriadoc on 10/02/03 at 07:26 p.m.
I'll take Whateverhappenedtogoodsitcomsistan for a three hour tour and a man in a carp suit...
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/02/03 at 09:05 p.m.
Alex, I'll take Friendslastseasonville for a chance to put Ross out of his our misery.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Meriadoc on 10/02/03 at 09:55 p.m.
I'll take Wheredidtheweekgotoville for a slow egg-timer and a 36 hour day.
Subject: Re: Countries you want to invade ;D
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/03/03 at 11:38 a.m.
I'll take Rushlimbaughisalyingracistville for an autographed photo of Donovan McNabb.