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Subject: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Those darn allergies
Oh well, here we go again
Join me in haiku! :D
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Haiku thread moves on,
A thanks to DJ_Midas,
Much fun...is this thread!
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
My avatar is
on hiatus, do you miss
my man torsos yet? ::)
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
No more man torso's!
Which anatomical parts,
Will you do next PoP?
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Quoting:
Haiku thread moves on,
A thanks to DJ_Midas,
Much fun...is this thread!
End Quote
Thanks, RNRF.
I hope all is well with you
Miss you 'round these parts :)
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Quoting:
Thanks, RNRF.
I hope all is well with you
Miss you 'round these parts :)
End Quote
Appreciated ;)
And things are moving forward,
Have missed everyone :-/
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Quoting:
No more man torso's!
Which anatomical parts,
Will you do next PoP?
End Quote
Arms, legs, heads, feet, toes
I can't say for sure. Who knows?
Butts are always nice. :D
Subject: Searching low and haiku!
You should have called this
Thread "Searching low and haiku!"
That's what I wanted!
Subject: Re: Searching low and haiku!
Quoting:
You should have called this
Thread "Searching low and haiku!"
That's what I wanted!
End Quote
Crazy Don, you should
have started it then if you
wanted that thread name!
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
It's a cool concept,
That there are other people,
Who like starting threads!
Subject: Re: Searching low and haiku!
Quoting:
You should have called this
Thread "Searching low and haiku!"
That's what I wanted!
End Quote
My dad always said,
"Quit crying or you'll get some-
Thing to cry about." ::) ;D
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
My mom always said:
"What you want and what you get
are two diff'rent things" ;D
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
You can't always get
What you want but if you try
Sometimes you might find...
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
"Mama always said
Life's like a box of choc'lates"
"Run Forrest, run fast"! ::)
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
'Maro's out of shop
Now I can make a beer run
And cruise for some chicks
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Mudbogfest today
The ground is saturated
I'm a BIGFOOT fan ;D
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
A stiletto heel
to grace my avatar spot
A strippers best friend
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
I ain't never seen
A heel as purty as that
'Cept in magazines
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Seductive you are.
Your stories and choice of words
Please tell me some more.
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
One time at band camp
I took my girlfriend's flute and
Played her a love song
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Here is one for ya.
This one time at band camp, I
stuck a flute in my................
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
You got cut off, dear.
Something wrong with your PC?
Couldn't catch last words :-/
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
I could keep going,
But I might not ever be
able to come back :(
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
You should be dancing,
Yeah...Stayin' Alive, Stayin'
Alive, ah, ah, ah,...
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
You are haunting me.
Your poetic way with words.
Is there more to you?
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
More to me? Perhaps.
I like the fact I have some
Mystery to me 8)
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
My mystery man
I hope he comes back real soon
He has dissapeared :(
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
When did he leave you?
Do you want me to find him?
I have resources
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Another one bites
the dust, ow another one
bites the dust, hey hey.....
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Cholesterol low,
Better than my doctors is!
A clean bill of health :D
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
This is our last dance
This is ourselves under pres-
Sure, under pressure...
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Hey Rock and Roll fan
Glad to hear you're in the pink
docs, what do they know?
modified to correct my cr4p spelling
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Quoting:
Cholesterol low,
Better than my doctors is!
A clean bill of health :D
End Quote
That is great news, Mark!
Glad to hear you're in good health! :D
Rock on, my good man!
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Thanks for the kind words,
Karen and DJ_Midas,
I'm very happy ;)
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Glad to see you are
OK, R&RF! I'm glad
You're OK right now!
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Thankyou CrazyDon,
Looking for an avatar,
I sure do like yours!
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
With that avatar....... :o
Your blood pressure is what I.......
Would worry about! ;) ;D
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Quoting:
With that avatar....... :o
Your blood pressure is what I.......
Would worry about! ;) ;D
End Quote
She's Hot isn't she...
I've always thought she looked great,
I'm glad I chose her ;)
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Holy h**d*n, Mark!
Jenny sure looks hot today
Is she free for lunch?
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Vacation starts soon
Four more days and then I'll be
In Chi-Town. Hooray! :D
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Midas, how was your
Party with the nubile chicks
From Duke Law, cha-ching!
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
You're late to the dance! ;)
'Twas okay but Thursday was
Better at Lucy's
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Forgot for two weeks
So sue me...anyway, what
Is in Chicago? :)
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
I have family there
So I'll chill there for Easter
Can't wait 'til Friday! :D
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Quoting:
Holy h**d*n, Mark!
Jenny sure looks hot today
Is she free for lunch?
End Quote
Beef...it's for dinner,
Jenny could well be for lunch,
And she's also free :D
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
I like big butts and
I cannot lie, you other
Brothers can't deny...
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
So bored here today
How I wish to be retired
And drive Zambonis :P
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
"Couldn't stop myself
if I tried. Because I got
you too deep inside."
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Love this time of year,
Springtime is so beautiful,
Things dormant now grow....
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Strangelove, will you give
It to me, will you take the
Pain I'll give to you...
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Bumping this thread up
More people should post haikus.
Stop it dropping down
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
I agree karen
I can haiku all day long
And not get tired
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Hungry eyes one look
At you and I can't disguise
I've got hungry eyes
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Now I've had the time
Of my life; no I never
Felt like this before...
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
"Oops up side your head
I said oops up side your head"
Whatever that means!
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
My mother-in-law
says that she damged her hip
doing that ^ daft dance
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
And she was drifting
Through the backyard, and she was
Taking off her dress... :o
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Venus, if you will
Please send a little girl for
Me to thrill…A girl…
(Oops, ran out of syllables!)
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
She's got it, Yeah ba-
By she's got it...I'm your Ve-
Nus, I'm your fire...
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
The Red Wings are Dead,
So it's "Hockey Town" my @ss,
Long hate the Dead Wings ;D
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Looks like Jenny has
Lost something in your sig line
I'll help her find it ;D
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Indeed, Jenny has,
I say lose those bottoms too,
That would be more fun!
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Wish I wasn't stuck
In two-dimentional world
Need third dimension... :'(
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
It's been a while,
Yes, but now i have returned,
Missed all of you much.
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
She's alright, she's al-
Right, That girl's alright with me
Yeah...Hey hey hey HEY! :D
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
She's a superfreak,
Superfreak, she's superfreak-
Ee, U can't touch this 8)
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Superfreak is back!
I hope to see her real soon
On the message-board.
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
It is morning here
I am hungry even though
I already ate
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Stupid rain traffic
People can't drive even when
Only one drop rain :P
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Quoting:
Stupid rain traffic
People can't drive even when
Only one drop rain :P
End Quote
Yeah, what's up with that?
Here they can't drive even when
The weather is nice >:(
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
I'm getting dizzy
Watching DJ Midas' cat
Spinning round and round
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
It's another day,
Here at the old messageboards,
Bumping this back up...
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Now we can't have this........
The "Haiku thread" on page two.
It's time for a BUMP!!
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
I am so sad.
A freind has informed me that
He is here no more.
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Quoting:
I am so sad.
A freind has informed me that
He is here no more.
End Quote
I have spoken to
This friend and he will always
Be around for us :)
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Today in Brisbane
Was a perfect autumn day
Life is wonderful
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Today in London
Was a perfectly miserable day
Nothing new there, then...
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Haikus really suck
They can make me lose my mind
Let's haiku no more
________
I can't stand haikus
Haiku's rules are very strict
I don't like this crap
________
Dude, you have been Punk'd
We have pulled a prank on you
This show's on MTV
_________
Here's my last haiku
It's my last bad poem for now
Man, these haikus suck
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
PF4Eva
In Japan these are the rage
How do you explain? ???
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Turning Japanese
Is a song that was well liked,
I really think so :D
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Ah yes, Godzilla
The movie with Broderick
Sucked, but has its fans.
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
I read that haikus
should be about flowers, plants
only things like that
here they are often
about lots of other stuff
does that break the rules?
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Flowers are OK
But they're not as much fun as
Haiku about sex
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Sex? Here on the boards?
I've never seen it mentioned
Not in a haiku
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
We are more subtle
The topic has been brushed past
In an oblique way
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
i am chasidy,
you all will love me,
it will be for sure!!!
(HE HE)
:P
:-*CHASIDY :-*
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
This board sucks eggs, huh?
Plenty of lame games, dumbed down
To witless "chain games"
Voila!
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Hello Repo man,
Forgot your metamucil
Didn't you matey? ;)
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Ah, hardy har har
You just proved my point exact,
Holey Doodley dear ::)
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
hello Repo Man
What games should be played here then?
Do you have any?
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Nothing nice to say :-X
But your opinion matters :-/
People here DO care ;)
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Quoting:
Ah, hardy har har
You just proved my point exact,
Holey Doodley dear ::)
End Quote
Hmmm...such "punk-rock angst"
Are you sure we've never met?
Did I date you once? :o ;D
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Find a friend who cares,
Or so you truely believe,
Alas, just a wish :-/
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
That show with Simon
American Idol sucks
What else can I say
___________________
My fav'rite song is
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
Iron Butterfly
__________________
Haikus cannot rhyme
Can be about anything
And follow these rules
____________________
Mr. Roboto
His real name is Bob Kilroy
He is a human
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
It's good to be 'deep',
But never undervalue,
Light hearted small talk. :)
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Haiku tiem is here
Let's revive this thread, again!
Keep it off page two
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Yep, almost went off
Page one again. So let's keep
On writing haikus.
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Haiku's with a theme,
Can be quite informative,
Lets write about love?
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Love is a topic
that song writers love to use
either glad or sad
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Love? It means nothing.
Nada. Zero. Zip. Zilch. Nought.
If you play tennis.
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Thank goodness for that!
I thought Phil was ditching love!
It's just bad tennis. :P
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Be careful with love
Sometimes you think you're in it
But it's only lust :P
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Don't stand kissing at
the garden gate. Love is blind
but the neighbours ain't
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Sounds like a couplet
As opposed to a haiku
Works well as either
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
No 'ku since June 6th
And the thread slipped to page 2.
Someone add some words.
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Nobody likes me
Ev'rybody hates me, think
I'll go and eat worms
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
You are joking, right?
Please say you're not serious
Worms are good for soil
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
I'm always happy
To see Karen arriving!
The worms aren't so glad! ;D
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Thanks Holydooley
I like the people here too.
Gave the worms a miss!
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Worms go uneaten
Aerated in the garden
The soil says Thank You
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Holiday time soon
Sun, sea, sand and the children
Fun for everyone
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Term-time goes so fast
One day it's Easter holidays
Summertime the next
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Don't forget the 4th
Oh, I forgot Sir Philbo
Brits don't cheer the 4th. ;)
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Darn useless pitchers
Giving up home runs after
Just barely in game >:(
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Quoting:
Don't forget the 4th
Oh, I forgot Sir Philbo
Brits don't cheer the 4th. ;)
End Quote
"Sir"? I'm not knighted...
Once a king, always a king
Once a knight's enough
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Does Philbo say "ni"?
Or "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-
Ekki-PTANG! Zoom! Boing"?
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
This thread is going
As slow as bad molassas
Rice Cube, please come back. :-/
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Posts Are Deleted,
Political/Personal,
With Just No Warning ???
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Some posts deserved to
Get erase from the forum
Your's not included. ;D
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Can't throw the gauntlet
Honey, and not expect that
One might pick it up... :-/
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Meriadoc and
Peregrin are the only
Merry and Pippin
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Gosh it's quiet now,
I hear echo's as I post,
Maybe I'll go home.
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Merry and Pippin??
Is that Meri and Pery??
Now I'm in the know!!!
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Quoting:
Some posts deserved to
Get erase from the forum
Your's not included. ;D
End Quote
Thanks For Saying So,
You've Always Been Supportive,
Appreciated :)
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Boris and I had
A little disagrement
But all is cool now. ;)
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Quoting:
Does Philbo say "ni"?
Or "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-
Ekki-PTANG! Zoom! Boing"?
End Quote
Napolean said
I'm not a knight, Josephine
Or somthing like that
Philbo baggins says
That he wants a shubbery
Like hole in the head
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Warm, fuzzy haiku
Sitting quiet on my lap
What's that wet feeling?
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
I'm gonna say it.......
"It a'int like it used to be.......
here at Chucky's place" :-/
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
You are so right Dude
This is the summer slowdown
Everyone promised
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Quoting:
You are so right Dude
This is the summer slowdown
Everyone promised
End Quote
I agree karen.
It seems like it has been months
since I've made a post ;)
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Welcome back DJ,
I missed your rotating cat,
Round and round and round.
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Thanks HolyDooley.
I am sure that I will make
Everyone dizzy. ;D
It is all a part
Of my evil plan MUWA-
HA-HA-HA-ha-ha... ;D
Subject: Re: Ah.....ah......HAIKU!!! (again *sniffle*)
Mornington Crescent
Now playing, LA style
So where is Philbo?