For anyone not familiar with "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue", The basic premise for this game is that each person posts a single word at a time but must not complete a sentence.

Cheddar Gorge is also from the family of games that take their names from famous landmarks. In Edinburgh they play Arthur’s Seat - it’s like Musical Chairs except there’s no music and only one chair, which belongs to Arthur. In Devon they enjoy Westwood Hoe, a game that involves pointing garden tools at the setting sun. And in Leeds they play Yorkshire Dales which involves pretending to host Supermarket Sweep with their face coated in Cuprinol. There is alsoBrooklyn Bridge, a card game for toddlers whose parents give their children stupid names.

One should also not forget Table Mountain where the winner is the player who makes the highest pile of dining room furniture, Hoover Dam - a game that involves stubbing your toe on a vacuum cleaner, and St. Bernard Pass where players sit in a circle and take turns to unwrap a large dog. And there is Victoria Falls, which involves white water rafting on a sponge cake.

The subject is "Shopping", I'll Start:



The

sign

hung

above

(BTW I was wondering if anyone would start this or Mornington Crescent on this board)

the

door

and

clearly

read

NO

OPEN

pants

unless

you

wear

a

big

black

protective

condom

made

in

butter

coated

with

beeswax

and

a

very

lucious

lioncloth!

fine

afternoon

a

waitress

served

me

a

big

fat

plate

of

greasy

fettucini

Alfredo

made


thought about Mornington Crescent actually

with

Quoting:
(BTW I was wondering if anyone would start this or Mornington Crescent on this board)
End Quote

(I'm currently in a game of "hobbiton crescent" on a different board... given that our American friends don't have ISIHAC to enlighten them, it might take a long time to explain the rules)

lots

of

green

vegetables  :P

mustard

and

catsup

flavored

piquantly

with

Petroleum

jelly

fortified

with

Vitamins

that

enhance

lovemaking!! :o

New sentence.......

Topic:  Driving


When

ever

changing

lanes

I

always

ensure

my

thingy

is

tender

-ly

pasteurized

:) ::) :D

so

we

can

massage

(what the hell does this have to do with "driving"?)  >:(

the

shifter

like

it

really

is

fast

and

furious

until

he

erupted

with

gallons

of

milky

expectorate

New one, no topic specified:

Yesterday

, love

was

expensive      :o

and

because....

of

my

habit

of

picking

up

cheap

sleazy

enticing

wh0res!  :D

you...

wanted

to

hire

for

FussBuget  :D

to

evaluate

(at last, my true calling is recognised  ::))

the

qualifications

upclose

so

value

them