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Subject: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Grand opening: When and Misfit Casino is officially closed. ;)
If you still want to swim at Misfit Penguin Beach, feel free to come by afterwards. ;)
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Twenty four hours, eh? I'm comin'.
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Great! Now I can order a glass of cider (I don't drink) and a Philly cheese steak sandwich. And I bought some of my friends over. They'll eat whatever they decide. We'll sit on the table near the corner next to the jukebox. And enjoy our meal. (and listen to some classic rock)
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Welcome to the Grill, may I please take your order? :-*
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
(Insert grill related quote)
English side ruined, must use French instructions.
La grille? What the h£%! is that?
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
*In Gandhi voice* "I'll have a steak...medium rare!"
(From "UHF")
:D
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Quoting:
Welcome to the Grill, may I please take your order? :-*
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What do you recommend? :D ;)
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Quoting:
What do you recommend? :D ;)
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I dunno..."Jerk Chicken" or "Fish Tacos"? ::)
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
I'll have the jerk chicken. Reminds me of me.
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
I'll take the tacos. Thank you. ;)
So when do you get off...work? :D
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Quoting:
I'll take the tacos. Thank you. ;)
So when do you get off...work? :D
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Do want your taco with or without a side of pudding? ::)
I get off whenever ;)
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Quoting:
Do want your taco with or without a side of pudding? ::)
I get off whenever ;)
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Pudding sounds good. Pudding, please.
Wanna go out? :D
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
I just found myself at the bar. Hey, bartender, gimme a beer! And then this hot chick sits down beside me! I ask her, "Hey, baby, what's a nice girl like you doin' in a place like this?"
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Quoting:
Wanna go out? :D
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Go out where? :-/
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
I could do with some pudding right now.
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Quoting:
Go out where? :-/
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Wherever. ::) ;)
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
I think I'll do that.
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Quoting:
Wherever. ::) ;)
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Can we go to the Dairy Queen? ::)
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Quoting:
Can we go to the Dairy Queen? ::)
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Sounds scrumpdillyishus! ::)
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Quoting:
Wherever. ::) ;)
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Or we can go to the liquor store? ::)
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Quoting:
Or we can go to the liquor store? ::)
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Sure. You like vodka, don't you? ;)
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
I am all about the vodka...and the rum&coke ;D
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
How abut a rum and Coke float? With hot fudge or Kahlua toppings?
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Where's that jukebox? Time for some tunez! 8)
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
The jukebox is located by the center of Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill. The jukebox plays rock/pop hits from the '50's to the present. Right now, "Pour Some Sugar On Me" by Def Leppard,requested by myself to everybody, is playing.
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Speaking of Def Leppard, can I get an order of Ramen? ;D
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Quoting:
Speaking of Def Leppard, can I get an order of Ramen? ;D
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Yes, you may.
Feel free to listen to anything you desire.
This jukebox has over 10,000 song titles.
From hard rock to punk.
With an exception of current teen pop, Yanni, and kiddie songs.
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Hey, they have Yanni in the dunking booth! Let's dunk his sad-lack-of-talent @$$! ;D
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Just popping in for a cold one! 8)
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Who wants the Jagermeister? 8)
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Quoting:
Who wants the Jagermeister? 8)
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:-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Off to dunk Yanni. And Britney's on deck! :D
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Who will be the dunk du jour?
Will it be:
Carrrot Top?
Richard Simmons?
Ed McMahon?
or...
Adam Sandler??
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Well, Crazy Don gave a lame pickup line to the gorgeous girl who sat down next to him, and he was hoping she'd reject him! Surprise! She began to talk to him! Crazy Don couldn't figure out why this lovely lady was interested in him! But if 80scheerleader found the love of her life in a bar, maybe Crazy Don just might find the love of his life at this bar! Crazy Don ordered another beer…
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Bobo, the famed "all around useful guy", trained in mixing drinks, amazing connoisseurship (it's in the dictionary), and dispensing alcoholic beverages, passes Crazy Don the best beer on the counter. When I say on the counter, what I really mean is in the glass.
There ya go, CD.
As for me, I think I'll settle for some... I dunno. Coke.
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Perhaps you should make the "bar-sweat" Bobo :D
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Anyone want some greasy onion rings?
http://www.petersonsrestaurant.com/Onion%20Rings.jpg
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Those are more like onion donuts :D
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Bobo, my good man, I'd like to put in an order of baby back ribs and a bucket o' beer, please...
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
http://www.tgifridays.com/menu/ribs.gif
http://www.samswine.com/images/img-beer-menupic1.jpg
Here ya go Midas! :D
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Now that's service! :D
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Can I get anybody anything else? Some beers? A bowl of chili? Maybe a cheeseburger? A table dance? Some mustard?
Just let me know! ;)
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
~*BRAAP!*~ Those beers were good...A round of margaritas, garson?
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
POP, I'll take a greasy cheeseburger and a table dance for my friend, Rice, since he's lost his identity. ;D
Modified to add:
Oh, and some of those onion rings and a cranberry Mike's.
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Pass some of those greasy onion rings down this way, please. :)
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Now for a nice "sex on the beach" 8)
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Quoting:
Now for a nice "sex on the beach" 8)
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Sorry, you must go over to the Misfit Beach party thread if you want that! ;D
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
*Jonman wanders in and sits at the bar*
I'd like a JD & Coke my good man!
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Quoting:
Sorry, you must go over to the Misfit Beach party thread if you want that! ;D
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It's a drink, you dirty bird ::) ;D
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Quoting:
*Jonman wanders in and sits at the bar*
I'd like a JD & Coke my good man!
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Awesome mix 8)
Bottoms up!
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Quoting:
Awesome mix 8)
Bottoms up!
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Cheers!
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Now to wash it down with some Sam Adams and on to the jello shots 8)
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Quoting:
Now to wash it down with some Sam Adams and on to the jello shots 8)
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http://www.outofthefryingpan.com/recipes/images/jello.shots.jpg :o
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Quoting:
http://www.outofthefryingpan.com/recipes/images/jello.shots.jpg :o
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And here's where I begin to get in trouble... ;D
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
I heard "jello shots". Line 'em up. ;)
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Mmmmm...jello *HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW*
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
I need shots of brandy to get rid of this bug I have.
Cat
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Send in the St. Bernard!
Or is that whiskey...?
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
I'll take a jello shot! :D
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
How about a double shot of my lady love? ;)
Or was it "baby" love? I could never hear that lyric right :P
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
I've been away, and I miss Sam Adams, not available where I live... :'(
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
I suggest you import ;D
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Not at the bar all too long, I must go soon.
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Whos in the mood for some flap jacks? :D
http://i.timeinc.net/sunset/Television/FoodTips/Pancakes/Pancakes.jpg
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Yeah! Those are fat free, right?
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
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Yeah! Those are fat free, right?
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Uh, here's the nutritional label, judge for yourself... ::)
http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0744/yucky.gif
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Quoting:
Uh, here's the nutritional label, judge for yourself... ::)
http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0744/yucky.gif
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Yum :P :D
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Hey, high in fiber. Sounds good to me. Set 'em up! :D
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
With that much fiber, we're gonna need a quick route to the restrooms ;D
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Quoting:
With that much fiber, we're gonna need a quick route to the restrooms ;D
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Well, maybe it's not that much to you, but I don't deal very well with fiber :P
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Quoting:
With that much fiber, we're gonna need a quick route to the restrooms ;D
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Isn't there a post in PPP about men, skid marks & unsanitary situations? ::)
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Is the Emergency Cube having a conversation with himself again? ::)
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Quoting:
Isn't there a post in PPP about men, skid marks & unsanitary situations? ::)
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I think there is, PoP....why don't you go look for yourself?
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Who's got tuna melt?
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Quoting:
Who's got tuna melt?
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Here it is :-X :-X
http://www.welton.net/nana/food_pics/tuna_melt.jpg
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
I dunno, but I could sure do with some tuna snack right now.
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Quoting:
I think there is, PoP....why don't you go look for yourself?
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Is the princess having a conversation with herself again?
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Quoting:
Is the princess having a conversation with herself again?
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I don't know; why don't you ask her mmkay? ::)
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Quoting:
I don't know; why don't you ask her mmkay? ::)
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QUIET YOU! >:( Go sit on the beach & bake or something... ::)
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Hee hee hee...tuna melt yummmmmmmmmm :D
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Excuse me, bartender! A case of beer to go for me and me, please...
Thanks much. :)
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
What brand? :D
I recommend the Killians Irish Red 8)
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Done, then. Thanks! :D
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Nothing beats the red (even if it isn't actually brewed in Ireland) ;)
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
IF YOU GOOGLE IT, IT WILL COME. :D
http://www.gpi.org/glasstalk_images/2002/Sept02/killians-sm.jpg
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Mmmm...sweet flavorful beer...sinfully good *HAAAAAAAW*
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Can someone tell me when the strippers are going to come out? ???
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
And I'm trying to have some conversation with this good-lookin' babe beside me, who apparently wants me! Maybe I ought to try one of those Irish Reds…
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
What time is "Happy Hour"?
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
It's always "Happy Hour" 8)
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Woo Hoo! Bartender~martini please.
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Shaken or stirred? ;)
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake my martini. ;D
Sorry Sunshine Band moment. ::)
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Done and done, my good lady ;)
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
I don't know about "strippers" but hows about some Chicken "Strips"! :D
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:W4oBz4e6-6cC:www.dominos.uk.com/sh_images/large_images/strippers.jpg
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Mmmmm...chit'lins :D
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
I don't think I want to see a chicken strip. :P
And wouldn't that be cannibalism?
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Feathers everywhere! :D Hee hee...
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Shouldn't we be eating Calamari? We are penguins after all.
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
How about sushi? Wasabi!!
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
I'll have a porterhouse, baked potato, salad, and all the toppings.
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Hmmmmmmm...midnight in the land of the Jonman...I'm in need of an ice cold MGD and some snacks...barkeep? Are ya here?
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Mmm, beer. Mmm.
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Want a pitcher? Or can you only handle a single glass? ;)
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Oh, I'll happily take a large receptacle full.
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Straight from the tap, my good man 8)
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Thanks Emergency Cube!
Quoting:
Straight from the tap, my good man 8)
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Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
It's time to tune up the Final Four on the ol' bar big-screen!
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Gotta save this place from closin' down!
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Don't worry, Bo. We have approximately 150 posts to spare. :)
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
I thought Bar & Grill's got busier on the weekends? Oh well, pour me up another!
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Mmmpf! hi ya', Doll! ;)
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
What do I have to do to get a drink in this place?
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Take off your clothes?!! :o
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Tried that. Must be why noone else was here ::)
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
I'm here. It's after 9, time for a beer...
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
It's 8:15. Time for a beer....
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Midas, I know how you people from the South like biscuits & gravy, so this one's on the house ;)
http://www.tiogalodge.com/Food/biscuts.jpg
:-X
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Thank ya, sugah. :-* ;)
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! ;D
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
How 'bout some a'dem grits? 8)
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
You can kiss my grits :-*
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
And what, exactly is a grit? :)
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Were those magic grits?
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Did you get these grits from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans? Do the laws of physics cease to exist upon your stove?!
;D
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
I thought grits were tiny particles of concrete found only in The South ???
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
LOL.
How's about some margaritas & fajitas, sugar? ;) :-*
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Quoting:
Did you get these grits from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans? Do the laws of physics cease to exist upon your stove?!
;D
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;D
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
*Jonman slides onto a stool...*
What's for breakfast? I'm feeling like greasy bacon, greasy hashbrowns and a mess o' scrambled eggs w/cheese...
And about 6 pots of coffee...
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Well, I'm back here at the bar. That girl I met and took home left me! Gimme another beer! I want to drink her off my mind!
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Quoting:
*Jonman slides onto a stool...*
What's for breakfast? I'm feeling like greasy bacon, greasy hashbrowns and a mess o' scrambled eggs w/cheese...
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Would you like those creamy, regular or al dente? ;D
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
I'm at the Misfit Penguin Bar right now.
Note: Misfit Penguin Bar is a complaint of subsiduaries of McVitie's corporation.
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Quoting:
Note: Misfit Penguin Bar is a complaint of subsiduaries of McVitie's corporation.
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Um, okay...sure. Who's complaining though?
Another 'rita, please. ;D
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
McVities, with all their Misfit Penguins, lose 20 pence for every sale.
Mmm, chocolate. >grin<
Darn thems British chocolate bars.
Quoting:
Um, okay...sure. Who's complaining though?
Another 'rita, please. ;D
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Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Another round, bartender... 8)
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
I'm a designated driver, but a little nip wouldn't hurl, uh I mean hurt. :-[
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
I must've passed out for three days...what happened? ???
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Apparently, everyone went to the beach. :-/
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
People aren't allowed to desert this place, man! I can't let 'em.
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
need MGD...need MGD...need MGD...need MGD...
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
I think I will rustle up some iced tea and wait for my penguin friends to waddle in here. :)
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Yell-o! Hey Shaz, are those Long Island Iced Teas? :D
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Quoting:
Yell-o! Hey Shaz, are those Long Island Iced Teas? :D
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Sure are! Should we get sloppy drunk? :D
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Quoting:
Sure are! Should we get sloppy drunk? :D
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Sloppy, drunk, sloppy drunk; it doesn't matter to me. It's all good! ;D
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Quoting:
Sloppy, drunk, sloppy drunk; it doesn't matter to me. It's all good! ;D
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LOL! Ok, sounds good to me!
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
I need a caffeine IV because my head is swimming :P I hate Mondays :(
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Quoting:
I need a caffeine IV because my head is swimming :P I hate Mondays :(
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Mondays are rough. I am drinking my tea so the caffeine will hopefully kick in soon! ::)
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Now, how 'bout some fajitas y margaritas, señorita? :D
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
I just can't seem to drink that girl off my mind! Why did she do me like that? Another beer, please…
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
I'll set you up, Don.
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Quoting:
Now, how 'bout some fajitas y margaritas, señorita? :D
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Mmmmm si, señor, Bueno! Bueno!
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
¡Excelente! ;D
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
The Jonman is craving popcorn...is there any in this place??
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Come on... this place is closin' down, don't let it...
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Alrighty then! Let's get Jonman some popcorn stat!
And a margarita for me, por favor.
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Yummy! Popcorn and Margarita's!! What a way to start the day ;D
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Quoting:
Yummy! Popcorn and Margarita's!! What a way to start the day ;D
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It also sounds like a good way to end the day! :D
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Gee, I hope I'm not late for work tomorrow. :-X
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Speaking of tomorrow, it's almost today, here. Everyone come back!
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
I just came from the beach party. I hope it is ok to come in here in my bathing suit. Can I get a pina colada? Since I'm in my bathing suit, I don't have my ID on me. I hope that's ok? ;)
Cat
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
For you, Cat... sure. I'll set ya's up.
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Thanks' Bobo. I love my pina coladas. ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Now that we've got everything we need, let's party!!!
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
You got the tunes? I should rephase that-GOOD tunes? I'm talking Classic Rock! ;D I'm ready to party.
Cat
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Woo-hoo! Never has there been a better time to try and get drunk and party!
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Hey, it's Saturday Night. That is the night you are supposed to party.
Cat
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Woo-hoo, Saturday. Not for much longer though, only 40 minutes.
Subject: Re: Misfit Penguin Bar & Grill (Open 24 hours)
Where are you?
Cat
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Penguinland Region 121.3, England.
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Oh ok. It is only 6:30 here. Still early. ;D
Cat
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That's because your designated penguin region is a mere 87.7 ...
I'm going to be off soon anyhow. Coming back to the bar tomorrow, though.
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I should be here for a short bit tomorrow. Btw, how do you know the penguin regions?
Cat
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Got any soup and hot tea in this joint? This penguin's got a cold :-[
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Aha, secret. Something about two random number generations correlating with geographical location... ???
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I should be here for a short bit tomorrow. Btw, how do you know the penguin regions?
Cat
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Got any soup and hot tea in this joint? This penguin's got a cold :-[End Quote
Sorry to hear that Cheer. I had a nasty bug a few weeks ago. I hope you feel better soon.
Cat
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I've been trying to drink that woman off my mind and the beer ain't helpin'. I want something stronger. You got any Jack Daniel's? Gimme a shot of that! Maybe that might help.
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*Jonman slides onto a stool beside Crazy Don*
"Hey barkeep, keep those JD's coming will ya? And another for my forlorn friend here...we'll drown our sorrows together.."
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Jack Daniels, eh? Sure... two coming up.
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Keep bringing 'em every 5 minutes 'til we pass out...then bring 'em every 10...
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Yep, okay, I'll set the automatic dispenser.
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4 Long Island Ice Teas, please. Need something for my sweettooth.
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Those long island iced teas would taste better if they were straight Jack Daniel's yanno...
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Hook me up with a couple of those JD's. I don't have to get up early.
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Barkeep! JD for my friend here please....and while you're pouring...oh, don't mind if I do!
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Thanks bro - next round's on me
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No worries!!
I'll see your round...and raise ya another...
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I'll see your raise...and raise you two
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And I'll raise two to you!
We may have to road trip to Lynchburgh!!
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Oh man, I donf hold my boozth as well as you use to.
Am I shrinking or is the bar growing?
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Well that's it for tonight - wake me when we ge to..........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Wake up, it's a beautiful morning.
Blah. Another day at the misfit bar and grill.
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Woo-Hoo! Hey, it's evening somewhere in the world, set me up with a hard lemonade there, my good man.
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I can do it. Wait a second, the only lemonade here is that that has been spiked with champagne. I'll go complain to Cresta and get a fresh one.
>nee naw nee naw<
Here you go, DJM.
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I've been drinking MGD's all night while watching hockey...still, I think I have room for a few more!
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Yes, by the looks of it, you do.
>sets Jonman up with MGD's<
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*yawn* Good morning! :)
How 'bout some huevos rancheros? Yeah, that sounds good...
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Mmm, sounds real good. Shall I borrow some salsa sauce?
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Si! :D
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No habla espanol, senor...
(You can tell, obviously)
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Scotch on the rocks...and I mean ICE! 8)
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I crawl into a beer bottle to get that woman off my mind. Didn't work. I crawl into a whiskey glass to get that woman off my mind. Didn't work. So what walks in and sits down next to me? Another beautiful blonde! I use my lame pickup line: "Hey, baby, what's a girl like you doin' in a place like this?" She slaps me in the face! I'm jolted back into reality!
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I guess Hairspray's going to lock up the Beach soon, so this is the only Misfit Penguin place open, unless someone has another thread they want to make a resort or dive out of. ;)
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Let's all come here to bask in the... burgers.. and stuff... before anyone decides to disappear!
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Jess got a job! Drinks on da house!
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Jess got a job! Drinks on da house!
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WOO-HOO!! I mean, Woo-woo! Serve me up some woo-woos, my good man! :D
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Woo-woos? Is that like Yoo-Hoo and whiskey? :-/
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Woo-hoo, drinks!
Here we go. Woo-woos and whiskey on the house.
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And I'll have a Kahlua hot fudge sundae.
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One of those, eh? I'll get my kahlua handling manual...
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I woke up with a hangover! My favorite cure is the hair of the dog! So won't you give me a shot of Jack Daniel's?
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Any chicken soup in a place like this? I'll also have a shot of blackberry brandy for my cough.
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For my ailments, there ain't nothin' like Peach Schnappes with a Timberwolf chaser.
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Try the hot pockets...they're breathtaking...
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Pockets, eh? That sounds like a job for the Fleet-A-Pita (sic)franchise...
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Fire up the grill, it be time for a pig-pickin'!
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DAMN!!! That must be a big grill!
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Fire up the grill, it be time for a pig-pickin'!
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Yee-Haw! Now you're talking my language. ;D
DJ D@mnyankee
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Anyone for panini's?!
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Ooh, paninis.
I went to a hyper-grill yesterday... so much grilled food...
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Nuthin' like cookin' over an open pit grill.
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Can I get a damn drink now! I have to drive home soon! >:(
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Whoops, I forgot to adhere to my post as "the guy who hands out drinks".
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Bobo Bear, are you moving in on my action? I am supposed to be the godess of Whine!
Ooops, different spelling. Sorry.
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No wonder the "Goddess of Whine" hasn't been editing her 'inthe80s' catagories. ;)