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Hey!  I just won 5 thousand ice cubes!  Yee Ha!  Now I just need to figure out what to do with them all.   :-/
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Make a whole bunch of drinks.  ;)



Cat

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oooooh!  Breakfast Buffet!  yum!  Land of mystery meat & make your own omlettes!  :D
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Gotta love it! ;D

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Good morning all. How is the breakfast buffet?




Cat
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It is pretty good...cheap too. ;D

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It is pretty good...cheap too. ;D
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Cheap in terms of price or in terms of quality-or both?  ;)



Cat

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I haven't played a one cent slot in DECADES!!!!

Cat
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The lad must be on a budget Cat !  :'(

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I just wanted to swing by to let everyone know that there is bungee jumping down on the strip.   :D

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You know what?  What the heck, you only live once!  :D  

I'm there and then I'll be at the buffet  ;), and since I brought so many patrons in for the rave Friday night, the hotel has comped me a phat suite, complete with jacuzzi, big screen lounge with comfy furniture, billiard table and fully stocked bar.  So I'll be heading back there for a little R&R after breakfast, so feel free to swing by and hang out if you lose all your ice (or even if you don't).  :D

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I made it!  All in one piece!  It was great, in fact, while I was up there I think I spotted Rice Cube walking into the hotel with one of those "escorts" (wink wink).   ;)
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I won her in a game of "Strip Poker" ;)  You've never seen my "Poker Face" I take it.

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Don then took his new bride Cindy into the bedroom, where she immediately turned him on.  And when they finished, Don was not turned off!  No!  So he asked the other 11 women to come into the bedroom, and the final lady finally turned him off!  He was so drained but satisfied that the monkey was taken off his back.  He then summoned his 13-year-old alter ego, Speedo Boy, and asked the ladies to show him the ways of love!  And so they did.  But this story is going to take a strange turn…
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This story is going to take a strange turn? ::) Thanks for the warning! Lord knows nothing strange has ever developed in that dark, scary place between those ears.

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Anyone care to hit the slots?



Cat
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You know I'm all about that, Cat.  :)  AND Double Poker too.  I may be a little rusty though...

Jonman, I look forward to your performance!  :D

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You know, DJ. Everytime I see your avitar, the song, "You Spin me right, round baby right round..." pops into my head. I have no idea why?  ;)  lol




Cat
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LOL.  :)  You know, its funny; when I see yours I purr.  ;) ;D

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LOL.  :)  You know, its funny; when I see yours I purr.  ;) ;D
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LMAO!



Cat

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YES!! I got THE gig!!  As of tomorrow night I will be performing live in The Emperor Adelie Room here at the Misfit Penguin Sin City Casino & Hotel!

Jonman & the Flat Flippered Five (featuring The Flightless Fillies Fan review) will be performing 2 shows nightly at 7 and 9:30 PM. Dark Sundays/Mondays. Cost is a minimal 12 cubes and includes 2 drinks or 1 bottle of wine. Seating is first come, first served.

I gotta get to rehearsal! Hope to see y'all in the crowd!
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I am so there!  :D ;D

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Syncronos winks into existence after a LONG time away.

"You ever have one of those days where you just KNEW it was going to be one of the days for the rest of the week?"
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Heh, I feel like that everyday.   ::)



I wanted to let everybody know that there is a magician of some sorts with a white tiger holding himself hostage in my hotel room closet.  I keep telling him, "Come on, just come out of the closet" and he keeps telling me "no, I'm not ready to tell everyone the truth".  

If anyone know what to do with this freak & his big cat, please let me know.  :-/

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Hmmm.  Sounds rather suspicious.  Maybe you should call PFLAG?
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LOLOLOLOLOLOL!   ;D ;D ;D

Good one girlie!  :D

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Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. Nice kitty. Nothing but a big pussycat.

Cat
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Just like men, huh? ;D

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Just like men, huh? ;D
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You got that right.  ;)



Cat

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Cool Jonman!  You sounded awesome,IMO.  Oh, you didn't invite Simon to the party did you?
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But Simon would make the party fun...especially when the karaoke starts up! ;D

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Oh yeah, Simon's coming to the party!! We're gonna get him to sing and it should be fun!

BTW, a huge CONGRATS to 80s_cheerleader on landing the part in the Flightless Fan Revue! How DID the lead penguin break her beak? ;)
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She tripped over her flipper 8)

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She tripped over her flipper 8)
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Riiiiiiiiiiiight! ;)

BTW, Great shows tonight! You were on fire out there! And didn't you love how Simon got drunk at the opening night bash and hit on Paula, who told him "Nah, you need to lose some weight!"? Wooooooooo Hoooooooooo!!

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Riiiiiiiiiiiight! ;)

BTW, Great shows tonight! You were on fire out there! And didn't you love how Simon got drunk at the opening night bash and hit on Paula, who told him "Nah, you need to lose some weight!"? Wooooooooo Hoooooooooo!!
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Yeah, he tried to hit on me too.  I told him if he didn't leave me alone, he would have a broken beak too :-X

Thanks for the support.  I am sure feeling it though, today.  

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Great show, Jonman!  :D  The party was excellent!  I saw that Simon hitting on Paula too; what an @$$.  I had to save her, so I went over and discussed music with her.  She said to call her and give her a demo; she has some connections to some west coast clubs where I may have an opportunity to spin based on my talent.

Gotta put a tight mix together for my girl Paula!   8)
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You GO my man!!

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Well, I got the dude to come out of the closet last night.  And because of my heroic efforts, I am now cast as a "show penguin" in the Penguin Follies showing at the Ice Ice Arena in the Igloo Hotel & Casino.  I will wear my feathered hat & boa proudly as I join my fellow line dancers, "The Icettes" in "Kicking our Flippers Up High"!   :D
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Woo-Hoo!  :D  I'm there!  Speaking of ice, gotta hit the slots hard.

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Wow!  Must've been a blowout!  I don't remember a thing!  Why am I wearing these panties?  :o
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Now, I am not going to comment on the panties but the party was great! :D

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Now, I am not going to comment on the panties but the party was great! :D
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Really?!  What happened?  ???

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Wow!  Must've been a blowout!  I don't remember a thing!  Why am I wearing these panties?  :o
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So, that is where my panties went. I was looking for those.  ;)



Cat

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So, that is where my panties went. I was looking for those.  ;)



Cat
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:o

Sorry, Cat.  Er, do you want them back?

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:o

Sorry, Cat.  Er, do you want them back?
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Yes, I would. Victoria Secret panties are a little on the expensive side. If you wore them, I would appreciate if you would have them washed first. Thanks. I hope you didn't stretch them out.




Cat

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Yes, I would. Victoria Secret panties are a little on the expensive side. If you wore them, I would appreciate if you would have them washed first. Thanks. I hope you didn't stretch them out.


Cat
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I don't think so.  This penguin lacks a caboose.  :o ;D
I'll get them to the launderers with my booze-scented tux.  Phew!

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Really?!  What happened?  ???
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Lots of alcohol, music, dancing and  :-X.

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Lots of alcohol, music, dancing and  :-X.
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OH.....MY....GAWD!! What a party that was!! DJM you looked SOOOOOO funny with Cat's panties on! Heheeeeee...thought about putting you in the show LOL!!  I was so hungover I almost didn't get to the shows tonight  :P  But you know what they say...."A little fur of the penguin and you're as good as new"...Now, I'm not sure who they are...but they do indeed know of what they speak! Mr. Jack to the rescue and the Jonman was as good as new!

Gawd, I love this place!

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OH.....MY....GAWD!! What a party that was!! DJM you looked SOOOOOO funny with Cat's panties on! Heheeeeee...thought about putting you in the show LOL!!  I was so hungover I almost didn't get to the shows tonight  :P  But you know what they say...."A little fur of the penguin and you're as good as new"...Now, I'm not sure who they are...but they do indeed know of what they speak! Mr. Jack to the rescue and the Jonman was as good as new!

Gawd, I love this place!
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LOL.  Thanks for enlightening me, Jonman.  I think I'm in need of a Bloody Mary this morning.  Anyone want to trek downstairs with me for breakfast?

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LOL.  Thanks for enlightening me, Jonman.  I think I'm in need of a Bloody Mary this morning.  Anyone want to trek downstairs with me for breakfast?
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Sure thing...let's go! :)

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Man o man.  The follies are really wearing me out!  I got kicked in the beak by a giant high heel shoe & fell on my tail several times :-/

I think I will go find a spa & take a mud bath with a large bottle of gin.  Then maybe if I am feeling lucky, I will try my luck at a game of Baccarat! :D
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People just don't understand that it's not all glamour and flashbulbs. Welcome to the world of entertainment ;) Enjoy your much deserved spa break! I'm thinkin' of treating myself to a massage today as I'm feeling my years...and all the JD ;)

I'm hoping to see your show either Sunday or Monday if you're not dark those nights!! And congrats on the part, btw!!

I'm off to the coffee bar and then to the tables ;D

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I don't even deal in this screwy currency anyway! Can I still have some drinks?
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Sure you can, Bobo...I will buy.  You owe me when I get to your country. :)

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Sure you can, Bobo...I will buy.  You owe me when I get to your country. :)
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That'd be perfect, thanks... something to drink never goes amiss in here.

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Not a problem, darlin'! ;)  Can't have someone going without a drink now can we. ;D

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Did someone say dance?  :D :) Wonder if there is any cool 80s remix music playing in the Igloo bar, that would be cool to dance to! :) :D
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Of course, Shaz!  :D

Let's boogie!http://www.inthe00s.com/smilies/dance.gif

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Dancing banned by all those below 18 years old who are under the influence of drink.

Dammit, I can't believe what that sign says.
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Yeah right, you wrote that, didn't you?  You aren't getting away that easy.  I will now be dragging you onto the dance floor.  Don't worry, no one cares if you can't dance.  I can't dance either so we can look silly together. :D

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Well, it's Sunday and I went to see princessofpop in the Ice Follies show and it ROCKED!! You dancers were amazing! I loved the flipper kicks :) And the skaters were amazing too! After the show I went and lost a night's wages at the tables and now I'm heading to DJM's rave to dance the night away!! Who's coming?
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Well thank you Jonman!  Did you know it was a "topless revue" before you went or were you pleasantly surprised? ;)  I am so glad you enjoyed yourself, please come again!  

I am headed to the breakfast buffet for a little "mystery meat" omelette!  Then I will be testing my skills at Keno later on.   :)

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The best thing about dancing here is you don't need any special talent! You just look great regardless for some reason! :D

Cut a rug, Bobo and Dag! Get down widdit!

DJ M's red Spot is an excellent dancer!
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My what?  ???  What'd they give you at the bar?  :D

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My what?  ???  What'd they give you at the bar?  :D
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Your little red sunglasses wearing spot in the previous post about dancing. The dancing gif...hehehe what did you think I was referring to?  ;D

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Your little red sunglasses wearing spot in the previous post about dancing. The dancing gif...hehehe what did you think I was referring to?  ;D
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Oh... Oh yeah, I knew that.  ::) ;D

Wanna grab some lunch?  I'm hungry!  :D

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Wanna grab some lunch?  I'm hungry!  :D
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Can I have you for lunch?   I mean......can I JOIN you for lunch. ::)

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Can I have you for lunch?   I mean......can I JOIN you for lunch. ::)
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Um, yeah.  You sound pretty hungry... ;D ;)

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Yeah I am pretty hungry.   ;)
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...like the wolf?  ;)

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Yeah right, you wrote that, didn't you?  You aren't getting away that easy.  I will now be dragging you onto the dance floor.  Don't worry, no one cares if you can't dance.  I can't dance either so we can look silly together. :D
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I'm good at looking silly, yay!

Commence looking silly... now.

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See...it's fun, isn't it? :D

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Wish I was doing better :(
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You need to try out the Penguin Massage Parlor in this casino :)

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Hi Cat!  Wish I was doing better :(
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Oh Cheerleader I hope you feel better soon!  Do you need me to call Dr. Feelgood for you? ;)

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Just wait, Jonman, if you win them, they will come.  If it happened to Crazy Don, it can happen to anyone ;)
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LOL! ;D  Now that's what I call LUCKY!  ;)

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Hi Cat!  Wish I was doing better :(
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Sorry to hear that you are not feeling well. I hope you feel better soon.



Cat

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Just racked up some major ice and bling bling (whatever that is) at the tables.
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Who's giving away bling bling?  I want some! :D

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Who's giving away bling bling?  I want some! :D
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You like nice things, don't you?  ;)

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I've been in that buffet for hours!  With what they're charging me I'm gonna eat my money's worth!  ;D
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Are you going to be able to waddle out on your own or do we need to call for a stretcher?  ;)

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You like nice things, don't you?  ;)
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What penguin gal doesn't? ::)

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What penguin gal doesn't? ::)
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Can you fill me in on what "bling bling" is?  ???

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Can you fill me in on what "bling bling" is?  ???
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Bling bling is the sound jewelry makes banging against other jewelry. It's basically anything flashy & expensive.  Can also mean expensive material things.  Like cars, gold teeth & such.  Just watch MTV's Cribs & you'll see! ;)

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Bling bling is the sound jewelry makes banging against other jewelry. It's basically anything flashy & expensive.  Can also mean expensive material things.  Like cars, gold teeth & such.  Just watch MTV's Cribs & you'll see! ;)
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You like bling bling, don't you?  ;) 8)

Ok, what's "floss" mean?  Like in "If you wanna floss I got my own..."  I'm not too sure that J-Lo is talking about dental hygiene (even though it is important and I floss regularly).  :)

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I am not so sure about the "floss" thing.  It either means a "thong" or getting your teeth shined (as in whitened).  Because I have heard both.  But you know J.Lo, it must be something having to do with lookin' good. ::)
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Maybe its about shining her junk in the trunk. :D

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Maybe its about shining her junk in the trunk. :D
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;D

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That sounds like a good idea. I'll sit here, chill out, and get us a few drinks.

Gin and... tonic?! Do they mix?!
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Absolutely!  :D  I've been known to knock back one or two.  But then again, I've been known to do a lot of things... 8)

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Absolutely!  :D  I've been known to knock back one or two.  But then again, I've been known to do a lot of things... 8)
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What's wrong with Sacagewea dollars? ???
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nothing that I am aware of. :)

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Other than I get those as change when I use the stamp vending machine. :-/
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My daughter loves them.  She is still at an age where coins are worth lots more than paper money.  When I have them, I like to give them to her as her allowance.

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I can't remember anything that happened over the weekend.  I was at the craps table, up a few thousand cubes and the drinks kept coming, and the rest was a blur.... :-/
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Do I need to remind you where you were at & what happened? :o :-*

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Do I need to remind you where you were at & what happened? :o :-*
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Um,  I hope I wasn't too out of hand... :-[

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Um,  I hope I wasn't too out of hand... :-[End Quote

Lets just say I will need that thong back ;)

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Lets just say I will need that thong back ;)
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I was wondering why I felt uncomfortable yet nakey.  :-/

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 What's on tonight's St. Patty's day agenda?
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Getting drunk-what else?  ;)




Cat

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Getting drunk-what else?  ;)

Cat
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I should've guessed.  I will definitely need that nap to recoup.  ;)

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I should have kept my green money!  Is there any green beer?  How about green donuts?
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Green donuts? EWWWWWWW I think someone should have thrown them out weeks ago.  ;)



Cat

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I'll slip you a couple shots if you won't tell anyone ;)
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Nah, kiddin', I don't get the same benefits as everyone else :(
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Sure you do, Bobo.  This is our happy land where you can do what you want...just don't drive. ;)

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Alrighty then.  I thought your  :-X = being sick.  My bad.

Ready for brunch?  :D
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Sorry, the  :-X was me not saying how often I'm a lady ;)

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The casino and hotel are still open for business, my penguin friends.
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Darn good thing, I need to leave the real world for a little while.  Hope you had a great birthday, Bobo!

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Does anyone know where we are going to do when the hotel closes down?





Cat
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I haven't thought about it.  Any ideas?

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Rent a cheap motel?!!
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Could be scary, Indy. :o

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Has Elvis left the building?
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I think he went here for some Cheeseburgers  ::)

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