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Subject: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 02/27/03 at 06:06 a.m.
Let's see how long before the system 86's this one !
There once was a big old Tycoon
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 02/27/03 at 06:09 a.m.
Who wanted to fly to the moon
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 02/27/03 at 06:13 a.m.
He took a big jump
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 02/27/03 at 06:15 a.m.
And fell on his rump
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 02/27/03 at 06:17 a.m.
And the dish shacked up with the spoon ! (Modern version) ;)
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 02/27/03 at 06:21 a.m.
There once was a lad from Milwaukee
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 02/27/03 at 06:23 a.m.
Who talked on his walkee-talkee
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/27/03 at 06:23 a.m.
See, his batteries were dead
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 02/27/03 at 06:27 a.m.
And so was his head....
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 02/27/03 at 06:29 a.m.
And that's why they all called him "Rocky."
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/27/03 at 06:30 a.m.
There once was a kid who wore glasses
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 02/27/03 at 06:31 a.m.
Who was always late for his classes
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 02/27/03 at 06:32 a.m.
He fell asleep on the bus
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/27/03 at 06:32 a.m.
Was his name Fuss? ;)
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 02/27/03 at 06:37 a.m.
But the teacher kicked him up both his a$$es ???
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 02/27/03 at 06:46 a.m.
There once was a dude from Hoboken
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 02/27/03 at 06:47 a.m.
Whose little red wagon was broken
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/27/03 at 06:51 a.m.
He cried to his mommy
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 02/27/03 at 06:53 a.m.
And blamed little Tommy
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 02/27/03 at 06:54 a.m.
Who said "You gotta be JOKIN'" :o :o :o
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 02/27/03 at 07:58 a.m.
There once was a woman whose wits
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: MissInformation on 02/27/03 at 08:21 a.m.
were not quite as impressive as her... fits
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/27/03 at 08:44 a.m.
So she took a class,
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: Crazy Don on 02/27/03 at 08:58 a.m.
and that, she did pass
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 02/27/03 at 09:17 a.m.
By showing her magnificent... er.. hits
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/27/03 at 09:20 a.m.
Two penguins were riding a ferry
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/27/03 at 10:03 a.m.
Drinking barley pops & being merry
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/27/03 at 10:11 a.m.
One fell overboard
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/27/03 at 12:31 a.m.
The other just snored,
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: Feiticeira on 02/27/03 at 02:56 p.m.
Because he'd been drinking Sherry.
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 02/28/03 at 05:13 a.m.
There once was a monk from Tibet..
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 02/28/03 at 05:44 a.m.
Who got a huge bill from the vet
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: Crazy Don on 02/28/03 at 05:45 a.m.
He pulled out of his sack
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 02/28/03 at 05:54 a.m.
A bag full of crack
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 02/28/03 at 05:59 a.m.
and thought now I can pay the debt
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 02/28/03 at 06:04 a.m.
there was a young man from Japan
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 02/28/03 at 06:16 a.m.
Got his 'thingy' caught in a fan
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 02/28/03 at 06:16 a.m.
Who flushed his whole stash down the pan
D'Oh! OK, then...
He did not swear or curse
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 02/28/03 at 06:23 a.m.
Still, they brought round the hearse...
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 02/28/03 at 06:30 a.m.
and tried not to do it again
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 02/28/03 at 06:31 a.m.
when men get old and wrinkly...
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 02/28/03 at 06:32 a.m.
They also turn pongy and stinkley....
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: princessofpop on 02/28/03 at 06:33 a.m.
They might wet the bed.....
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 02/28/03 at 06:35 a.m.
and lose all self respect
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 02/28/03 at 06:37 a.m.
That is what I thinkley !
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: princessofpop on 02/28/03 at 06:38 a.m.
Sitting here in my house........
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 02/28/03 at 06:43 a.m.
which is rather grouse
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 02/28/03 at 06:44 a.m.
I had a cup of tea
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 02/28/03 at 06:45 a.m.
and sipped it with glee
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: princessofpop on 02/28/03 at 06:47 a.m.
EEEEKKK! I just saw a mouse!
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 02/28/03 at 07:24 a.m.
Once a young girl from Liverpool
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: princessofpop on 02/28/03 at 07:32 a.m.
Who wrote love notes in school....
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/28/03 at 07:45 a.m.
One day she got caught
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 02/28/03 at 07:50 a.m.
and 'oh no!' she thought
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 02/28/03 at 07:56 a.m.
But it's OK - the teacher was cool
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 02/28/03 at 08:01 a.m.
There once was a kid from the skids
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/28/03 at 08:28 a.m.
Who had a strange fascination with grids
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/28/03 at 08:47 a.m.
But one day he found
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/28/03 at 08:59 a.m.
The world was really round! :o
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 02/28/03 at 08:13 p.m.
and then fathered a hoard of kids
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 02/28/03 at 08:15 p.m.
I once watched a film about hippies
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: princessofpop on 02/28/03 at 08:18 p.m.
who had a way of getting lippy....
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 02/28/03 at 08:22 p.m.
they hid them in trees
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: Crazy Don on 02/28/03 at 08:35 p.m.
With the birds and the bees
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 02/28/03 at 10:08 p.m.
They still ended up getting trippy !
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 02/28/03 at 10:40 p.m.
Two birds in a tree were tweeting..
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/01/03 at 05:55 a.m.
They were witnessing a beating...
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/01/03 at 06:01 a.m.
they tried to keep quiet
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/01/03 at 06:04 a.m.
And though they did spy it
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/01/03 at 06:09 a.m.
they didn't want to witness the meeting :P
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/01/03 at 06:11 a.m.
A girl by the surname of Green
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/01/03 at 06:19 a.m.
had the urge to always be seen
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/01/03 at 06:25 a.m.
She ripped off her top
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 03/01/03 at 06:37 a.m.
And out they did pop
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/01/03 at 06:42 a.m.
Better ones there had never been :P ::)
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/01/03 at 06:59 a.m.
there once was a boring old spinster...
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/01/03 at 07:00 a.m.
Who lived in the city of Minster
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: princessofpop on 03/01/03 at 07:01 a.m.
He worked hard day & night....
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 03/01/03 at 07:09 a.m.
With hopes that he might....
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/01/03 at 07:12 a.m.
Turn into a church minister ???
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: princessofpop on 03/01/03 at 07:14 a.m.
One day in Paris......
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/01/03 at 07:23 a.m.
with the help of Mr Harris
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/01/03 at 07:28 a.m.
A Gendarme fell over
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 03/01/03 at 07:30 a.m.
And landed in clover
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: princessofpop on 03/01/03 at 07:31 a.m.
Now he feels embarrassed ::)
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/01/03 at 07:43 a.m.
On the streets of San Fransisco
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/01/03 at 07:47 a.m.
lived a cop named Cisco
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 03/01/03 at 07:53 a.m.
He once turned his back
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/01/03 at 07:56 a.m.
When offered some crack....
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 03/01/03 at 07:58 a.m.
Now he spends all his time in the disco ;)
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/01/03 at 08:00 a.m.
'cause he didn't want to take a risko
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/01/03 at 08:04 a.m.
In summer the lilacs float in the air...
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/01/03 at 08:06 a.m.
and you can often wear them in your hair (peace man)
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/01/03 at 08:08 a.m.
But when they all dies...
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: Crazy Don on 03/01/03 at 08:10 a.m.
There's no reason to ask whys…
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/01/03 at 08:17 a.m.
A beatnik wouldn't even care !
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 03/01/03 at 08:19 a.m.
There was an old lady from Muncie
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/01/03 at 08:22 a.m.
Who was seeing Archbishop Runcie :o
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 03/01/03 at 08:25 a.m.
They drove to Indianapolis
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/01/03 at 08:26 a.m.
Then onward to Annapolis...
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: Crazy Don on 03/01/03 at 08:26 a.m.
And there they had a lot of fun, see!
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/01/03 at 08:28 a.m.
One day in the old rat race.....
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/01/03 at 08:33 a.m.
Old Sid couldn't handle the pace
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/01/03 at 05:00 p.m.
So he went to drop out...
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: Crazy Don on 03/01/03 at 06:24 p.m.
So he wouldn't cop out…
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/01/03 at 09:47 p.m.
then end up a sad old case
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/01/03 at 09:49 p.m.
One day at the bottom of the garden...
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/01/03 at 10:17 p.m.
Amanda said "I beg your pardon"
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 03/01/03 at 10:19 p.m.
She slipped on a snail...
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/01/03 at 10:20 p.m.
and went a'&% over rail
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/01/03 at 10:25 p.m.
It's commemorated in a song by Don Fardon !
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: TripsMom on 03/01/03 at 10:30 p.m.
One evening in the town of Oceanside....
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/01/03 at 10:31 p.m.
Quoting:
It's commemorated in a song by Don Fardon !
End Quote
???
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/01/03 at 10:36 p.m.
Quoting:
???
End Quote
I couldn't think of anything to rhyme that wasn't 'moderateable..."
sorry !
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/01/03 at 10:37 p.m.
Quoting:
One evening in the town of Oceanside....
End Quote
Washed up on the early tide...
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: TripsMom on 03/01/03 at 10:46 p.m.
Came a long legged lifeguard.....
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/01/03 at 10:51 p.m.
Quoting:
I couldn't think of anything to rhyme that wasn't 'moderateable..."
sorry !
End Quote
;D ;)
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/01/03 at 10:54 p.m.
Quoting:
Came a long legged lifeguard.....
End Quote
His body tanned and hard
<gasp> ::) :)
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/01/03 at 11:06 p.m.
but he couldn't score no matter how hard he tried :o
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/01/03 at 11:11 p.m.
One day playing poker
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/01/03 at 11:17 p.m.
I selected the Joker
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/01/03 at 11:22 p.m.
There was a large pot....
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/01/03 at 11:23 p.m.
that I would have got
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/01/03 at 11:30 p.m.
Had I only been a "Midnight toker"
(whatever that is, Steve Miller !)
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/01/03 at 11:35 p.m.
on a beautiful Autumn day...
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/01/03 at 11:44 p.m.
In a country far far away
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/01/03 at 11:47 p.m.
a hermit crab lay hiding
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/02/03 at 00:03 a.m.
waiting for a glad tiding....
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/02/03 at 00:04 a.m.
but it wasn't to be just the same
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/02/03 at 03:24 a.m.
Up the road from old Mrs Morgan....
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 03/02/03 at 04:24 a.m.
Sat an old and abandoned organ,
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/02/03 at 04:31 a.m.
she was tempted to play it
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 03/02/03 at 05:00 a.m.
And to sing, dare I say it!
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/02/03 at 05:13 a.m.
but thought it best to pack it away 'til mornin'
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: John_Harvey on 03/02/03 at 03:12 p.m.
There once was a penguin of weight.
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: Crazy Don on 03/02/03 at 04:29 p.m.
Who once tried to tempt his fate
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/03/03 at 01:45 a.m.
he couldn't resist..
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 03/03/03 at 06:39 a.m.
Having one off the wrist
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: Taoist on 03/03/03 at 06:50 a.m.
It's tough when you don't have a mate!
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: John_Harvey on 03/03/03 at 06:58 a.m.
While spoofing a song by The Beatles
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 03/03/03 at 07:50 a.m.
I knocked them all over, like skeatles
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: John_Harvey on 03/03/03 at 08:10 a.m.
My mom was aghast
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: Taoist on 03/03/03 at 08:22 a.m.
As poor Ringo flew past
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: Feiticeira on 03/03/03 at 08:37 a.m.
Doing an impression of an eagle.... (sorry it was the best rhyme I could find)
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: John_Harvey on 03/03/03 at 11:00 a.m.
While trying to start up a Limerick
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: Feiticeira on 03/03/03 at 11:25 a.m.
I noticed the replies weren't coming quick
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: princessofpop on 03/03/03 at 11:26 a.m.
So I waited and waited......
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 03/03/03 at 11:54 a.m.
My rhyme, it was fated
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: princessofpop on 03/03/03 at 12:03 a.m.
So I decided to play a little trick :P
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: Crazy Don on 03/03/03 at 12:59 a.m.
There once was a guy from Manila…
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: Feiticeira on 03/03/03 at 01:20 p.m.
Who's favourite flavour was Vanilla
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 03/03/03 at 02:33 p.m.
But chocolate he got
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: princessofpop on 03/03/03 at 02:36 p.m.
Happy he was not....
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: Feiticeira on 03/03/03 at 02:40 p.m.
So he turned into Godzilla....
And mashed the whole world up.
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: princessofpop on 03/03/03 at 02:49 p.m.
I once knew a guy who was a creep......
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: Feiticeira on 03/03/03 at 02:54 p.m.
He thought was from Quantum Leap...
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: John_Harvey on 03/03/03 at 03:24 p.m.
He became other people
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: princessofpop on 03/03/03 at 07:12 p.m.
while posing as a steeple....
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 03/03/03 at 07:46 p.m.
But by then, he was really in deep!
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: John_Harvey on 03/03/03 at 08:02 p.m.
There once was a creature named Gollum
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 03/03/03 at 09:49 p.m.
Who tried to write an advice column
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/04/03 at 00:47 a.m.
it was deemed too risque..
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: philbo_baggins on 03/04/03 at 05:52 a.m.
And the very next day
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Written By: Crazy Don on 03/04/03 at 07:12 a.m.
It turned out to be very much solemn!
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Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 03/04/03 at 08:23 a.m.
There once was a woman with glasses
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Written By: Taoist on 03/04/03 at 08:38 a.m.
Who took penguins for palatis classes
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Written By: Feiticeira on 03/04/03 at 08:50 a.m.
those penguins never learnt
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Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 03/04/03 at 10:48 a.m.
But their butts got rug-burnt
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Written By: princessofpop on 03/04/03 at 12:34 a.m.
So now they just sit on their a$$es! :P ;D
(sorry Hairspray) ::)
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Written By: Feiticeira on 03/04/03 at 01:08 p.m.
There was a boy in some woods
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Written By: princessofpop on 03/04/03 at 01:36 p.m.
Who thought he could sing really good. :-X
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Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 03/04/03 at 01:40 p.m.
But his voice, it was flat
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Written By: princessofpop on 03/04/03 at 01:51 p.m.
So I hit him with a bat :o
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Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 03/04/03 at 02:36 p.m.
And now, he sings like she should;)
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Written By: John_Harvey on 03/04/03 at 02:56 p.m.
There once was a real Super hero
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Written By: Crazy Don on 03/04/03 at 03:33 p.m.
Who never once thought he was a zero
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Written By: John_Harvey on 03/04/03 at 03:49 p.m.
So prideful was he
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Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 03/04/03 at 05:20 p.m.
He put his face on his Tee
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Written By: mandamoo on 03/05/03 at 01:56 a.m.
but in fact it was the face of Spiro
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/05/03 at 04:37 a.m.
There once was a lad called Jacko
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Written By: princessofpop on 03/05/03 at 05:49 a.m.
Who was more than just a little WACKO :o :o
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Written By: Taoist on 03/05/03 at 07:45 a.m.
He sang with his brothers
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Written By: DJ Midas on 03/05/03 at 07:46 a.m.
But if he had his druthers
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/05/03 at 03:40 p.m.
He's become a bit of a slacko...
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Written By: John_Harvey on 03/05/03 at 03:45 p.m.
While trying to get to a party
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/05/03 at 03:48 p.m.
I lost my green smarties
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Written By: Grendle on 03/05/03 at 03:52 p.m.
And I needed that package
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/05/03 at 07:27 p.m.
Ummm ?
To deal with all the slackage ?
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Written By: John_Harvey on 03/05/03 at 07:37 p.m.
To be delivered to my friend, Marty
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Written By: Crazy Don on 03/05/03 at 07:42 p.m.
There once was a fellow named Dave
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Written By: John_Harvey on 03/05/03 at 07:43 p.m.
Let's break for a full parody for a sec:
There once was a boy named Fred
Who couldn't help but poo in his bed
He tried to complain
"Couldn't handle the strain!"
For laxitives to him we had fed.
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Written By: VirtuosoClaptrap on 03/05/03 at 10:14 p.m.
Who advertised for a slave !
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Written By: Grendle on 03/05/03 at 10:21 p.m.
Who'd agree to talk dirty
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Written By: VirtuosoClaptrap on 03/05/03 at 10:30 p.m.
And act all flirty
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Written By: Grendle on 03/05/03 at 10:33 p.m.
And give him all he could crave... :P
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Written By: VirtuosoClaptrap on 03/05/03 at 10:37 p.m.
Was a dragon that was green...
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Written By: Grendle on 03/05/03 at 10:39 p.m.
And other colors inbetween
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Written By: mandamoo on 03/06/03 at 01:09 a.m.
he could also breathe fire
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Written By: DJ Midas on 03/06/03 at 03:26 a.m.
But when the flames got higher
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Written By: Zella on 03/06/03 at 06:13 a.m.
He got a reprimand from the Queen
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/06/03 at 06:15 a.m.
There was a queen named Bess
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Written By: Zella on 03/06/03 at 06:20 a.m.
Whose hair was always a mess
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/06/03 at 06:32 a.m.
She brushed it each day
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Written By: Zella on 03/06/03 at 06:33 a.m.
But it went it's own way
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/06/03 at 06:36 a.m.
And now she is bald I confess ::)
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Written By: Zella on 03/06/03 at 06:38 a.m.
There was a fine lassie of York
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/06/03 at 06:39 a.m.
Who was fond of a bit of pork .....
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Written By: Zella on 03/06/03 at 06:41 a.m.
She liked it well done
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Written By: princessofpop on 03/06/03 at 06:42 a.m.
And ate it on a bun
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Written By: Zella on 03/06/03 at 06:44 a.m.
As there was objection to a fork! ::)
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Written By: princessofpop on 03/06/03 at 06:45 a.m.
While sitting here reading a book......
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Written By: Zella on 03/06/03 at 06:47 a.m.
Something emerged from the nook
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/06/03 at 06:50 a.m.
It was covered in fur
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Written By: princessofpop on 03/06/03 at 06:51 a.m.
And said "Hello sir" :o
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/06/03 at 06:55 a.m.
It had merely come out for a look !
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 03/06/03 at 06:56 a.m.
While purchasing new plume and ice
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/06/03 at 07:00 a.m.
To give my old life some spice
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Written By: Zella on 03/06/03 at 07:02 a.m.
The ice quickly melted
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/06/03 at 07:06 a.m.
And the room it sweltered
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Written By: Zella on 03/06/03 at 07:14 a.m.
From all the semblance of vice!
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Written By: Dude on 03/06/03 at 09:09 a.m.
There once was a penguin from the south.
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Written By: Feiticeira on 03/06/03 at 09:53 a.m.
Who could play guitar with his mouth
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Written By: DJ Midas on 03/06/03 at 09:55 a.m.
One day he did pluck
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: Crazy Don on 03/06/03 at 10:50 a.m.
A feather from a duck
(You thought I was going to say something else, now, did you?)
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Written By: mandamoo on 03/07/03 at 00:29 a.m.
and the duck it was heard to cry ouch
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/07/03 at 00:30 a.m.
Today on the way home from work...
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 03/07/03 at 05:05 a.m.
I nearly ran over this jerk
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/07/03 at 05:12 a.m.
He ran out in the road....
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Written By: mandamoo on 03/07/03 at 05:15 a.m.
and I couldn't help but explode
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/07/03 at 05:18 a.m.
I think it was Diggler, Dirk ! :o
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/07/03 at 05:25 a.m.
there once was a man named Lurch...
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 03/07/03 at 05:26 a.m.
Who audibly farted in church
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Written By: DJ Midas on 03/07/03 at 05:27 a.m.
He looked all around
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/07/03 at 05:31 a.m.
then collapsed to the ground
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/07/03 at 05:33 a.m.
As the minister fell from his perch !
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/07/03 at 05:48 a.m.
one day on that bridge over there..
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/07/03 at 05:53 a.m.
I saw the murder of Sonny & Cher ! :o
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Written By: mandamoo on 03/07/03 at 05:56 a.m.
they used a large cleaver
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Written By: philbo_baggins on 03/07/03 at 05:57 a.m.
And the tail from a beaver
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Written By: Crazy Don on 03/07/03 at 05:59 a.m.
And a prize won at the county fair!
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/07/03 at 06:17 a.m.
One day in a pumpkin patch
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/07/03 at 06:43 a.m.
some baby chicks were about to hatch
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/07/03 at 06:47 a.m.
But the farmer came-a-picking
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/07/03 at 07:08 a.m.
until his wife gave him a lickin'
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: Crazy Don on 03/07/03 at 07:36 a.m.
Those chicks were women, natch!
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/07/03 at 05:59 p.m.
there was a young boy with a stutter..
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Written By: Grendle on 03/07/03 at 10:12 p.m.
Who didn't know how to spell 'udder'
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/07/03 at 10:25 p.m.
He was an udder fool
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Written By: Grendle on 03/07/03 at 10:29 p.m.
And that's not too cool
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/07/03 at 10:59 p.m.
'cause words beyond udder he could barely utter :P
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Written By: mandamoo on 03/07/03 at 11:01 p.m.
On a lonely night in old Sydney Town....
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Written By: Grendle on 03/07/03 at 11:04 p.m.
I tried to tie me kangaroo down
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Written By: mandamoo on 03/07/03 at 11:39 p.m.
he got a bit fiesty
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Written By: VirtuosoClaptrap on 03/08/03 at 00:17 a.m.
And pulled a bank heisty
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/08/03 at 00:24 a.m.
and hop footed it to the next town
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/08/03 at 00:31 a.m.
one day in old Pompeii..
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/08/03 at 05:11 a.m.
A confused man said "Ole" !
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Written By: Zella on 03/08/03 at 06:17 a.m.
He was multi-lingual
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/08/03 at 06:44 a.m.
Never married but single
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: Crazy Don on 03/08/03 at 06:46 a.m.
And he got buried in the volcano the next day!
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Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/08/03 at 06:48 a.m.
A little man, he had a plan
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Written By: mandamoo on 03/08/03 at 09:12 a.m.
to hide in some 'oil of ulan'(olay!)
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Written By: VirtuosoClaptrap on 03/08/03 at 10:01 p.m.
He poured in too much....
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Written By: Zella on 03/08/03 at 10:12 p.m.
It slipped from his clutch
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Written By: Crazy Don on 03/08/03 at 10:16 p.m.
And right into the cooling fan!
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/08/03 at 10:19 p.m.
way up in the tree tops so high...
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Written By: VirtuosoClaptrap on 03/08/03 at 10:30 p.m.
A man with a telescope was trying to spy
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/08/03 at 10:33 p.m.
he lost his footing
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Written By: Zella on 03/08/03 at 10:41 p.m.
And landed in pudding
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: Crazy Don on 03/08/03 at 10:44 p.m.
But you can at least say he didn't try!
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Written By: mandamoo on 03/08/03 at 10:48 p.m.
three men in a tub rub-a-dub
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Written By: VirtuosoClaptrap on 03/08/03 at 10:51 p.m.
I picked the other 2 up at the pub
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/08/03 at 10:57 p.m.
but were you aware
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Written By: Zella on 03/08/03 at 11:06 p.m.
They'll give you a scare....
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Written By: VirtuosoClaptrap on 03/08/03 at 11:09 p.m.
When they invite you to join their "club" :o :o
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/08/03 at 11:12 p.m.
on the last page of this thread...
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Written By: VirtuosoClaptrap on 03/08/03 at 11:17 p.m.
It is soon to be killed dead
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: Zella on 03/08/03 at 11:22 p.m.
But Hairspray's distracted...
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/08/03 at 11:25 p.m.
it may not be extracted :-/
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: VirtuosoClaptrap on 03/08/03 at 11:27 p.m.
That is what we said
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/08/03 at 11:32 p.m.
in the middle of the night..
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: VirtuosoClaptrap on 03/08/03 at 11:43 p.m.
I heard a big fight
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/08/03 at 11:49 p.m.
it sounded quite vicious
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: VirtuosoClaptrap on 03/08/03 at 11:54 p.m.
But strangely delicious !
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/09/03 at 00:23 a.m.
couldn't stop watching try as I might :o
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/09/03 at 00:24 a.m.
when the clock struck twelve...
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: VirtuosoClaptrap on 03/09/03 at 00:29 a.m.
I struck an intruding elf
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 03/09/03 at 02:25 a.m.
He fell to the floor,
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: mandamoo on 03/09/03 at 02:28 a.m.
he couldn't take it anymore
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: HolyDooley on 03/09/03 at 02:31 a.m.
And incidently his name was Ralph.
Subject: Re: The umpteenth replacement limerick thread
Written By: Crazy Don on 03/09/03 at 06:15 a.m.
There once was a moderator named Hairspray
Who noticed the limerick thread today
Had reached 20 pages
So Hairspray gauges
It's time to lock it up. Hooray!
(I've started a new one just in case.)