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Subject: Cave of the Shogun Penguins
Don't mind me...just getting the cave ready for when the island sinks.
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Woohoo...here we are lets get this party started. Drinks are in the corner...what ever you want is there. Styx is on the main stage...anyone else you want to bring bring em! ;D
We want Renegade!!
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Smoke signal to Dag: Here come the troops! :D
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And Rice Cube must go...but shall return with some more retro funk! :D
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I'm here! The renegade who had it made…
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Nice cave you got here, Dagwood. ;D
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Nice cave you got here, Dagwood. ;D
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Thanks, Steve, Rice helped. The cave was his idea, I just set it up. ;D
We need to get Cat here...I think she will enjoy this party. And don't worry...they party will last for days so no one misses it. :)
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I can only visit the cave occasionally :(
But here I am for a few minutes
You've done this cave up real nice, Dagwood ! ;)
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And now...the SUMO PENGUIN MAT!
Prepare to don your costumes, and...YOOOOOOOO-TOY! ;D
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Here I come, floating caveward...
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Good Grief! I missed all the action last night. I am glad you guys made a cave for us. How pre-historic! Well, I have my loin cloth on for the occasion! And....I found this dude sleeping under a rock on my way in. He says his name is Captain Caveman. He claims he's a 70's retro icon....but (whisper) he smells like he been sippin on some gin & juice if you know what I mean....
http://www.engletec.demon.co.uk/cartoonlegends/images/caveyshouttmb.jpg
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Captain Caaaavemaaaan....woo hoo, gotta love him. ;D
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When which island sinks??
(glug glug) Mmm, tasty Pina Colada! (sorry if I spelt it wrong)
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Don't get caught in the rain ;)
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Whew! Finally made it! I think I'm going to hang around the fire for a bit and thaw out... :)
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That is the perfect introduction to our new celebrity guest:
BILLY JOEL!
"We didn't start the fiiiiiiiiiiiiire..."
Subject: Re: Cave of the Shogun Penguins
Sing us a song, Mr. Piano Penguin...
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But not on my time... ;)
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you want me to leave you alone?
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you may be wrong, but you may be right :D
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I may be crazyhttp://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Eek.gif
I'll meet you anytime you want
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I may be just the man you're looking for ;)
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Well, you're 21 and still your mother makes your bed?
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well, you oughta know by now ;)
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Where've you been hidin out lately honey?
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I don't hide...but maybe I'll bring back Marvin Gaye to the party! :D (I know he's dead, but thanks to the Penguin Institute of Technology's Reanimatron, here he be!)
...and when I get that feeling, I want--sexual heeeeeeeeealing...
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You know, I heard it through the grapevine that you did ;D
Where's Luther?
Subject: Re: Cave of the Shogun Penguins
He's on vacation. Marvin's better anyway ;)
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You know, we've got to find a way to bring some lovin here today
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and if you feel like I feel, baby...come on, OOOOH, come on, HOOO!
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Cuz' it takes two baby...
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This has turned into a lyric chain game! Perhaps we should get back to the party? Ain't no mountain high enough, y'know ;)
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Where am I? I think I have stepped into a lyrical warzone.
Where is that darn cave?
Subject: Re: Cave of the Shogun Penguins
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto…
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Hey everyone. I like the new cave. This place is great. I hope you don't mind but I brought a couple of friends along with me. Their names are John, Paul, George, and Ringo. Does anyone mind?
Cat
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Not at all, Cat! :D
I think I'm all warmed up now... Time for a burger. :)
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Ooh, musical entertainment! Anyone join me in a verse of Strawberry Fields?
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I don't mind! Are they wearing loincloths? :o
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Yeah, they are...
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OOOHHHH!!!!! Nothing like a bunch of guys in loin clothes. ;)
Jane, eat your heart out! lol
Cat
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Well, tell John to meet me in the field of strawberries for a little Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds!
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You can have John. I'll take George as his guitar gently weeps.
Cat
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As long as that annoying Yoko doesn't follow us around!
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I hear that! We will just ban her from the cave.
Cat
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Great idea! She sucks! But we better tape her mouth shut in case she decides to start singing or something!
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That would be horrible. It will scare away all the other penguins.
Cat
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Well, at least Kelly Clarkson hasn't found out where we are....cause I have to stick my flipper in HER mouth!
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SSSSHHHHHHHHH We don't want to "riff-raff" (and I am not talking about Richard O'Brian) to know where we are.
Cat
Subject: Re: Cave of the Shogun Penguins
You're right I better zip it! Sooooo....what kind of fun things is there to do in a Cave?
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You're right I better zip it! Sooooo....what kind of fun things is there to do in a Cave?
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Spelunking anyone? :D
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Besides playing with guys in just a loin cloth? ;)
Cat
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Is Midas penguin wearing HIS lioncloth? Or is he opting for the fig leaf look?
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What, no tuxedo commando? :o ;D
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uh uh uh uh okay (princess stumbles upon her words) ;)
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Ahhhh...now this is what I call "freestyle." ;D
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will you dedicate a song to me before you go DJ? :D
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So, is this the "Clan of the Cave Penguins?"
Cat
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Sure! :D
This one goes out to my favorite princess penguin..."Just What I Needed" by The Cars.
Thanks for brightening my day. :)
DJM
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Do I get one too, DJ?
Cat
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Sure! :D
This one goes out to my favorite princess penguin..."Just What I Needed" by The Cars.
Thanks for brightening my day. :)
DJM
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Question of the day.....Do penguins blush? ::)
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Question of the day.....Do penguins blush? ::)
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Yup, they sure do. Then they are black and white and red all over. ;)
Cat
Subject: Re: Cave of the Shogun Penguins
< See, see, see, Tennessee Tuxedo…
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Everyone move into the Island of Misfit penguins replace!
Bring your own things and JOIN THE FUN!
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So, is this the "Clan of the Cave Penguins?"
Cat
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No, it's the Cave of the Shogun Penguins ;) Which is like a clan in itself, so sure! :)
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Are we all having fun? ;D
Cat
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Are we all having fun? ;D
Cat
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I know I am...men in loincloths and men in less...my kind of cave! ;D
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Me too. ;D ;D ;)
That is the rule around here. The guys have to wear nothing but loin cloths.
Cat
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Me too. ;D ;D ;)
That is the rule around here. The guys have to wear nothing but loin cloths.
Cat
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Good rule.
Hey, as long as we have banned Yoko, can we ban Brittney and Christina too?
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Good rule.
Hey, as long as we have banned Yoko, can we ban Brittney and Christina too?
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Of course.
Cat
Subject: Re: Cave of the Shogun Penguins
Why doesn't "warm" rhyme with "charm" or "arm" or "farm"?
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Why doesn't "warm" rhyme with "charm" or "arm" or "farm"?
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Because it doesn't want to? :-/
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Why doesn't "warm" rhyme with "charm" or "arm" or "farm"?
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People in the deep south think they rhyme! At least thats how they pronounce it!
BTW...Where's the lateral quizzes, Steve? ::)
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Yeah, Steve. Bring on the lateral question!
Cat
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Are we still partying? I bought some Sam Adams!
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okay! Rice....I would love one! or two or five.....got any dirty jokes?
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What kind of dirty jokes you want? ;) I'm full of them.
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Anything goes! Surprise me! ;D Let's just say....I am not easily offended!
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Said Neo to Trinity: "There is no spoon..." ;)
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I know lots of dirty jokes, but most are too dirty to tell here…
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My room is so trashy that the cockroaches there moved to Detroit. (Not what you had in mind, I guess)
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I know lots of dirty jokes, but most are too dirty to tell here…
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I wanna hear them! :D
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Well, since we don't have our own MP3 downloads, you can only see them. HAHAHAHA! :D
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I wanna hear them! :D
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Well, since we don't have our own MP3 downloads, you can only see them. HAHAHAHA! :D
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::) ;D http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/aetsch/cheeky-smiley-022.gif
Subject: Re: Cave of the Shogun Penguins
Gotta do at least one waddle-dance tonight...WOO! WOO!
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*yawn* Now where did I put that loincloth? Oh well... :-/ ;D Guess I'll just hang out for a while... ;D :D
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Hey Mr. DJ!! Soooo nice to see you again! :P
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*yawn* Now where did I put that loincloth? Oh well... :-/ ;D Guess I'll just hang out for a while... ;D :D
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you are more than welcome to go commando....i promise not to look! :o
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you are more than welcome to go commando....i promise not to look! :o
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;D
Seems like a lot of our penguin friends are still asleep...
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you are more than welcome to go commando....i promise not to look! :o
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I don't ;D
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I don't ;D
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That's cool... I'm mesmerized by your toe touches. Did the trampoline make it to the cave? :D
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http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Excited.gif
A cheerleader goes nowhere without her trampoline ;)
BTW, I have whipped cream!! Anyone interested?
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:o
Yeah, I could use some for my hot chocolate. ;D
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Mmm, hot chocolate with whipped cream and added marshmallow...
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I could think of some creative ways to use that whipped cream! :o
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I could think of some creative ways to use that whipped cream! :o
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Ooh! :o Enlighten us please! :D
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MMMMMM Whipped Cream. YUM! The all-purpose food. ;)
Cat
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Used for eating, squeezing into pretty patterns on... yeah... and for spraying into people's faces when you get mad at them.
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Ooh! :o Enlighten us please! :D
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Ever heard of a whipped cream bikini?
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Gee, the thought of it getting squashed every time you sat down...
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Ever heard of a whipped cream bikini?
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New meaning to eatible underwear? ;)
Cat
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Ever heard of a whipped cream bikini?
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Sounds exciting AND delicious! :D
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Wow, I've stumbled into an orgy!
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New meaning to eatible underwear? ;)
Cat
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I don't knwo if I'd classify it as "underwear" but definitley eatible! :D
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I went and tripped over, and landed head first... owwie, ice pack anyone?
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I never realized penguins could think so dirty, but based on what I did last night, I am no longer surprised :D
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I never realized penguins could think so dirty, but based on what I did last night, I am no longer surprised :D
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I wasn't here. Please enlighten me to what you did last night.
Cat
Subject: Re: Cave of the Shogun Penguins
Cat Penguin would please to look in the P.A.M. thread ;)
Excuse me while I do my waddle-dance of joy :D
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Ok, I see what you mean. But it just goes to show ya (it's always something-Oh, sorry), female penguins have a tendicy of surprising the male of the species. ;)
Cat
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Princess penguin must've ran off with her bikini. I'll try to find her.... :)
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I am back...had a hard time keping my whipped cream bikini top on! It kept falling off. ::)
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I am back...had a hard time keping my whipped cream bikini top on! It kept falling off. ::)
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:o
There are some hungry penguins around here, as it is getting close to lunchtime. ;D
Subject: Re: Cave of the Shogun Penguins
let me go find some cherries and a little honey & lunch is served boys! :P
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Schweeet. ;D
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A spot of coffee would be nice ;D Even though I don't drink it...but perhaps some cookies would hit the spot :)
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How about a banana split?
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How about a banana split?
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LOL! :D Rice, have you lured Jess into the cave yet? :D
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Well, how is everyone? I think we should all play truth or dare! OK.....DJ, you start..........
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LOL! :D Rice, have you lured Jess into the cave yet? :D
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She's shy. Maybe we just need to bring some bananas ;)
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She's shy. Maybe we just need to bring some bananas ;)
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Shy? There is NO need for shyness here! It's all good! :D
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Well, how is everyone? I think we should all play truth or dare! OK.....DJ, you start..........
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Okay! :D
P-O-P penguin, have you ever been with an anteater? :D
Subject: Re: Cave of the Shogun Penguins
Do you promise not to tell? I was with one ONCE....but I swear it was only a one night stand. Plus, I had been drinking shot after shot of liquor and well, you know how that can end up............................. ::)
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I do hope this anteater treated you well and you rewarded him with a friendly petting ;)
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I do hope this anteater treated you well and you rewarded him with a friendly petting ;)
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actually he was ALL about ME, if you know what I mean! good thing, cause I was pretty loopy! so what about you? ever been with an anteater? what about an aardvark? :D
Subject: Re: Cave of the Shogun Penguins
would it help if I told you that I don't swing with other anteaters or aardvarks? ;)
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I didn't know anteaters could swing? By their tongues??? :P
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How about a dragon? ;)
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Now, I was with a guy that loved to put out matches in his mouth. Does that count?
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Probably didn't turn you on that his French kisses tasted like charcoal... ;)
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No, I always made him brush his teeth before he kissed me. ;D
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LOL! Who's next? :D
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I dare Rice Cube to take off his loin cloth & moon Cheerleader penguin!
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And you know I would too ;D
But I'm too lazy to find a picture of a naked butt, so you'll have to use your imagination ;)
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Fine, I'll do it for you...http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Moonie.gif
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Bonus ;D A smilie for every occasion!
That's one sunburned ass, yo ;)
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No, just red from being spanked :o
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Bonus ;D A smilie for every occasion!
That's one sunburned ass, yo ;)
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HAHAHA! ;D Yeah...why is it so red? Thats funny!
OK...who's next?
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Thank you, ma'am, may I have another!
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You can have a smiley from me, CD, because I'm in a smiley mood! :)
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http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Party.gif
a smiley party just for you Bobo!
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http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Party.gif
a smiley party just for you Bobo!
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I think i need a spanking smiley cause I have been bad. ;)
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I think i need a spanking smiley cause I have been bad. ;)
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How 'bout a whip?
http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/rough/zzwhip.gif
:o ;D :-*
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That's the new omni-lash boys. Just hear that snapback.
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How 'bout a whip?
http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/rough/zzwhip.gif
:o ;D :-*
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Would that be called "flogging a bad penguin"? :P
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Would that be called "flogging a bad penguin"? :P
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If you wish ;D
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How come "comb" rhymes with "home" but not with "bomb"?
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That's like asking why we drive on a parkway but park in a driveway ;)
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Everytime I go away, I always come to back to... :o
Cat
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Everytime I go away, I always come to back to... :o
Cat
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Same here....one day I will come in here during the party not after.... ;D
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And... why don't "ail" or "oil" or "nil" rhyme with any of either?
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Same here....one day I will come in here during the party not after.... ;D
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Shall we start tonight's party? I do have a little bit more time left.
Cat
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Everybody have fun tonight.... 8)
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Can we paint our faces? http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/cool/cool-smiley-031.gif
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Yes, root for your favorite sports team and paint yourself in team colors!
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I hope you guys are still wearing your loin clothes ;)
Cat
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Yes, but it's showing off a tad too much of my manly loins ;)
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Yes, but it's showing off a tad too much of my manly loins ;)
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I just bet it is. ;)
Cat
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Of course they're penguin loins so they're not too special 8)
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Team colors!? Nuh-uh. I wanna half-face tattoo that'll scare people... ;D
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Maybe you should tattoo a picture of Barbara Streisand on your face then ;D
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Why just face painting? Why not body painting?
Cat
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Mebbe a Swedish-tribal tattoo...
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Body painting would be fun :)
I wanna set up one of them velcro walls where you jump into it and stick! :D
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Body painting would be fun :)
I wanna set up one of them velcro walls where you jump into it and stick! :D
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The only problem with that is the only place you guys can put the velcro is on your loin cloth. Now, are you sure you want to do that? ;)
Cat
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you forget that we are wearing sumo suits! :D
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Well, my friends, I must bid you a fond adieu for the evening. My dinner is ready and well, this frisky cat has plans for the evening ;). I will see everyone tomorrow. Have fun. ;D
Cat
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What do you guys think of this Swedish-tribal image? http://www.lenkoran.co.uk/images/Swedish/star2.jpg
Pretty scary, huh?
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Lots of "S" shapes! I wonder what the "S" stands for.... ::)
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S stands for scary...
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Scary like a FOX! :D
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Scary like a FOX! :D
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Well, Mr Smarty Pants, why don't you pick a tattoo for your face, and I'll tattoo this on my face, and we can... uh... freak each other out at the weigh-in and box for the championship of.. uh... the cave...
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I do not engage in such barbaric rituals...but I will challenge you to flipper-wrestling!
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My promoter, the Man with the Big Hair, says he ain't interested in me fighting no-one with flippers or nothing else if they ain't got the calzones to get a scary face tattoo
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Be careful, or else I'll have to send you to bolivian ;)
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Meanwhile, the Man with the Big Hair says I got the flu but he might be able to set up a flipper-wrestlin' match with Tonya Harding... and he, of course, get's 60% of the gate ;D
Subject: Re: Cave of the Shogun Penguins
Tonya Harding can come to the party, but we will have to disarm her of that lead pipe 8)
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Can she bring her video camera? ;D
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Yes, and here's Snoop Dogg! He's here to shoot the next edition of Girls Gone Wild: Doggy Style!
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Ok guys, loin cloth inspector here to do her duty. :o
(man I love my job) ;D
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Dag, I still can't find mine. Still wish to inspect? :o ;)
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Dag, I still can't find mine. Still wish to inspect? :o ;)
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I'll help you find your loincloth! :D
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Quoting:
I'll help you find your loincloth! :D
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Okay, but we may be searching for a while...I can't remember where I left it. ;D
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Quoting:
Okay, but we may be searching for a while...I can't remember where I left it. ;D
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we better go look for it in the back of the cave where its dark and deserted! ;)
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Quoting:
we better go look for it in the back of the cave where its dark and deserted! ;)
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Sounds good. We should probably hold on to each other somewhere so we don't get separated... ;) ;D
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Quoting:
Sounds good. We should probably hold on to each other somewhere so we don't get separated... ;) ;D
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you are a naughty little penguin today! spankings will resume in an hour! ;)
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Thank you, ma'am, may I have another?
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Quoting:
you are a naughty little penguin today! spankings will resume in an hour! ;)
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:o :D ;D
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Why an hour? Why not now? *whine whine whine*
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http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Prod.gif
How about a little poke?
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Now now, hun, you know I do the pokin' 'round here ;) :-*
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I wouldn't mind being poked! ;D
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I'm still waiting for my spankin from princess penguin...kinda left in the dark over here. :-/
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OK, would one of the ladies sing me this line from Joanie Sommers' 1962 hit "Johnny Get Angry"?
I want a brave man, I want a cave man…
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Quoting:
Now now, hun, you know I do the pokin' 'round here ;) :-*
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Okay, if you insist...wait a minute, I was the green one ;D
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Nice touch ;D
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Quoting:
Nice touch ;D
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Au contraire, my dear penguin, you are the one with the nice touch ;) :P
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I'm out of touch...you're out of touch... ;)
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"Toucha, toucha, touch me..." ;)
Cat
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Touch me, touch me, I wanna feel your body (oops wrong thread, maybehttp://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Nudge%20Nudge.gif)
Anyone up for some more spanking?
http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Smack%20Bottom.gif
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Hey, cheerleader, I wanna touch you! ;) ;D
But seriously, folks…
And speaking of spanking…
Thank you, ma'am, may I have another?
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OK....princess is back. But where's that DJ penguin? I am ready to give those spankings! :o Is he hiding? ::)
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I don't know... DJMidas? Where are you? >calls<
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I'm back! Dananananananananana...Oh princess where art thou? ???
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We have been abandoned :'(
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I am still here!
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Bobo can dance if he wants to...he can leave his friends behind...
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who's ready for their spanking?
http://www.ncis.net/woodrage/STPP.jpg
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*Gasp*...the...the...the PADDLE!!! :o
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Ditto, RC! :o
Um, princess, can you find me in the dark? Just reach out and grab for something... ;D
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Please to watch what you grab though ;)
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I am....am grabing something.......uh........kinda feels like a stick.................DJ is that YOU? ;D
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Oh my! :o
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Well, who knows what could happen in a darkened cave...
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actually it feels more like a twig...............what is THAT? :o
i can't see a darn thing in this here dark cave! 8)
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You must really be grabbing on to a twig, p.o.p. :)
Maybe you'd like a little spanking too? :o
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Quoting:
You must really be grabbing on to a twig, p.o.p. :)
Maybe you'd like a little spanking too? :o
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bring it on spinster!
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Alright, we're gonna need to turn the lights back on and get a hose 8)
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Quoting:
Alright, we're gonna need to turn the lights back on and get a hose 8)
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a hose? ooooh let me go grab a white t-shirt! :D
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Quoting:
a hose? ooooh let me go grab a white t-shirt! :D
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Why do you need a t-shirt? :D
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This rocks! :D
Wait a minute...we're penguins, we don't need clothes!
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The cave is the coolest! 8)
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i was going for the wet t-shirt look, but "F" it.....let's get naked & party like it's 1969!
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We're spending most our lives livin' in a Woodstock paradise... 8)
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Quoting:
We're spending most our lives livin' in a Woodstock paradise... 8)
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let the naked love mud festing begin!
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And to add to the festivities...FOOD FIGHT!!!
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Yeah!! :D Now, where's that whipped cream? ;) ;D
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I put it in the back of the cave wanna help me look for it?
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Quoting:
I put it in the back of the cave wanna help me look for it?
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Um, sure. Here, grab on! :D
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Grab on to what? I don't see anything :-/
;)
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Open your eyes sweetie, you can't miss it.
For that one you may have to pop me into next week. ;D
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OK, PoP…Put on your leather dominatrix outfit…
Cheerleader, doff your cheerleader outfit and put on your leather dominatrix outfit…
While I pull down my pants and bend over…
Now…
SPANK ME, LADIES!
Hurt so good…come on, baby, make it hurt so good…
Thank you, ma'am, may I have another!
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FREE BIRD!!!!!
(foxy lady plays in background)
Look, it's Jimi Hendrix!!!
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Everybody take off your bandanas and place your flippers upon your hearts for Jimi's rendition of the Star Spangled Banner...and maybe somebody else will sing "O Canada" and "God Save the King/Queen" ;)
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Quoting:
Dag, I still can't find mine. Still wish to inspect? :o ;)
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Even more reason to inspect. Come on over here...
http://www.inthe00s.com/smilies/peepwall.gif
;) ;D
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Hey, no inspecting until after the national anthem(s)! ;D
Keep your hands at half-staff for now ;)
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Quoting:
Hey, no inspecting until after the national anthem(s)! ;D
Keep your hands at half-staff for now ;)
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But it is my job...I have to inspect...wait a minute, half-staff, huh? This could be fun, too. ;D
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It looks as though things got a little out of hand while I was away. Therefore, I think we need to bring back the trampoline & the McDonalds Playland for some good clean fun! ::)
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Ok, loincloths all pass muster! ;D
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http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Goal.gifhttp://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Flying.gifhttp://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Excited.gif
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And El Smilo passes to Smilodinho...who shoots it past the goalie for a GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!
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Good evening penguins! http://e4u.consoleradar.com/happy/060.gif
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Howdy Princess...love the new picture with that fine honey's ass...essories ::)
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Do you know where that pictures comes from?
Princesses little un-lateral quiz:
Where does my avatar come from?
Whoever gets it right wins, um ....... I'll have to get back to you on that one ::)
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You're an ass-et to this site, Princess ;)
A California tourism site, perhaps?
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Quoting:
You're an ass-et to this site, Princess ;)
A California tourism site, perhaps?
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nope try again!
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How about a clue, sunshine? ;)
Was it from a movie poster?
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Clue: Think PS II..........
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Miami Vice?
Grand Theft Auto? ???
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Quoting:
Miami Vice?
Grand Theft Auto? ???
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Grand Theft Auto - YES!
"Miami" Vice - NO
Vice "City" - YES!
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Rice Cube wins free car insurance for a year! ;) :P
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Sweet ;)
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http://emoticons4u.informationalot.com/cartoon/389.gif http://emoticons4u.informationalot.com/cartoon/1221.gif I woke up this morning and found these two cats rummaging around the cave. What should we do with them?
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I don't know...neither one of them looks like they should have a loin cloth (wrong shape and way too young)...
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Good morning, cave dwellers. ;D
Cat
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Good morning, Cat.
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Good morning, Bobo. How are you this fine, rainy day?
Cat
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I'm good, though I think this computer has seen better days.
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My computer is actually working the way it is supposed to for a change. Maybe I shouldn't say anything. :-X
Cat
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Is it raining at your house too Cat? It's been raining here solid since about 10:00pm Friday night! It is causing alot of misfortunate accidents (roof collapses) from all the snow we had last week.
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Well, I see Catwoman's here; PoP is here too; Dagwood's been here, but where's cheerleader?
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I don't know. I'm sure she's around somewhere.
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Did anyone look in the dark corners of the cave for 80s Cheerleader? I'm sure she is hiding somewhere.
Cat
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Quoting:
Did anyone look in the dark corners of the cave for 80s Cheerleader? I'm sure she is hiding somewhere.
Cat
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I thought I saw her sleeping under her trampoline. You know how attached she is to it! :D
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Quoting:
I thought I saw her sleeping under her trampoline. You know how attached she is to it! :D
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Should we bounce on it and wake her up?
Cat
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http://e4u.deltait.com.au/sport/sport11.gif I went & got the trampoline........but no Cheerleader! I wonder where she is?
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American Penguin! Stay away from meeeeee-heee...
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Ok everyone clear the way....I am going to run fast and jump into the ball pit just to see how far the balls fly....here I come.
:D
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Yay! I caught one! :D
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Woohoo...how far away were you standing...I think one of them went at least 20 feet. ;D
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I caught another one! I'm juggling! :D
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You want me to catch one of those on fire to make it really interesting? ;D
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Sure...*flick*
Yay, flaming balls! :D Great balls of fire!
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Goodness gracious
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Aw crap, I set off the smoke alarm :(
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Don't worry about it...I had a sprinkler system installed
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That might be bad...our cave is flooding! :o
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It's time to escape! Someone set us up a new place to go!
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Good thing we are penguins and can swim.
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Quoting:
It's time to escape! Someone set us up a new place to go!
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Don't worry Rice is going...he will let us know when it is ready.
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Hey, they just built a new amusement park! Everyone, let's head over to Six Flags Over Penguinland! :D
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Woohoo...packed and ready to go.
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Will do! As soon as Hairspray locks up the place! Bye! I'm out of this place!
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Let's get everything outta here! The water level's rising up!
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Swim for your lives!
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*Glub*
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And we're spent :) See ya at the amusement park!
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Well, PoP and cheerleader, come on over to the amusement park! Lots of fun! See ya there!