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Subject: Storytime
Written By: JonnyP on 02/09/03 at 10:13 a.m.
OK howz about this for a game. I start off with a bit of a story and then we all add to it and see what happens. No rules (other than try and make sure it makes sense), and be as random or as unrandom as u like....
Once upon a time there was a penguin called Bert.
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/09/03 at 10:21 a.m.
And Bert had a penguin friend named Ernie. ;)
Cat
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: JonnyP on 02/09/03 at 10:31 a.m.
Ernie and Bert were very famous penguins because...
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/09/03 at 11:05 a.m.
They had their own television show. All the little penguins love to watch because...
Cat
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: EljayK004 on 02/09/03 at 11:20 a.m.
ernie and bert had a part of each show in which they'd spin around on their heads and yodel...
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/09/03 at 11:38 a.m.
Which is very hard to do when they are in the pool.
Cat
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: JonnyP on 02/09/03 at 11:41 a.m.
But one day when they were performing their act something went wrong.
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: Thunderbolt on 02/09/03 at 12:46 a.m.
Next door there was a bingo hall and all the old ladies had a riot...
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: Rice Cube on 02/09/03 at 12:50 a.m.
Because Don Rickles and Peter O'Toole were doing the wild mambo...
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: JonnyP on 02/09/03 at 03:07 p.m.
So when Bert and Ernie heard about this they...
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: Thunderbolt on 02/09/03 at 03:54 p.m.
Dressed up like old ladies and started rioting.
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/09/03 at 04:32 p.m.
But one blue-haired old lady was really p*ssed because....
Cat
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/09/03 at 09:54 p.m.
ernie had broken her granddaughter's heart.
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/10/03 at 06:28 a.m.
In his defense, Bert said to the old lady,...
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/10/03 at 07:30 a.m.
"You have to excuse Ernie. You grandmother's heart looked like his grandmother's heart."
Cat
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/10/03 at 09:07 a.m.
With that the distraught grandmother hit Bert penguin over the had to which Bert replied,...
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: Rice Cube on 02/10/03 at 09:12 a.m.
..."I love pigeons and bottlecaps..."
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/10/03 at 09:20 a.m.
Then Bert penguin started doing some pigeon fight moves and defeated the elderly lady.
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/10/03 at 11:24 a.m.
Which, actually, was pretty hard since the granny had a cane,with which to beat him.
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/10/03 at 11:33 a.m.
But Bert kicked the cane out of Granny and she fell and screamed, "I've fallen, and I can't get up."
Cat
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/10/03 at 12:08 a.m.
Ernie, giggling the whole time of the riot, turned to Bert and said,...
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: Rice Cube on 02/10/03 at 12:09 a.m.
..."Rubber Ducky, you're the one..."
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/10/03 at 12:10 a.m.
And, Bert replied to Ernie "Rubber Ducky?!?!?! I'll show you my rubber Ducky!!!!"
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: Rice Cube on 02/10/03 at 12:11 a.m.
And then Ernie went Joe Pesci on Bert, sayin', "Are you sayin' I'm a rubber ducky?!"
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/10/03 at 12:12 a.m.
Well, isn't that just ducky!
Cat
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/10/03 at 12:16 a.m.
Then Bert shed his skin to reveal his true identity: Fozzie Penguin! "Wokka-wokka!" he exclaimed.
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/10/03 at 12:55 a.m.
Then Scooby Doo and the gang walked in...
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/11/03 at 06:47 a.m.
"Heh-RO!" said Scooby. "Like, do you have any Scooby Snacks?" asked Shaggy, to which Ernie replied...
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/11/03 at 09:17 a.m.
"My rubber ducky may have some."
Cat
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: Rice Cube on 02/12/03 at 09:38 a.m.
Of course, Rubber Ducky got a little stoned after a brief "chat" with Shaggy...
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: Dude on 02/12/03 at 09:48 a.m.
Dude the hippie penguin lands the Virtual Flying Machine, looks around inquisitivly, scratches his head........."D@MN......Wrong story..........I know that island is around here somewhere.........Must be one of those 1974 flashbacks." Hops back in the VFM and........
VROOOOM!!
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: princessofpop on 02/12/03 at 09:48 a.m.
Ruber Ducky: "Hey Shag, wanna go over to the lake here and see if we can score with some Chicks"?
Shaggy: "Sure man, let's ask Scooby if he wants to come along, he's popular with all the b*tches. Hey Scooooob..."
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: Rice Cube on 02/12/03 at 09:51 a.m.
...as Shaggy, Scooby and the Rubber Ducky went off to scam some chickas, Rice Cube marveled at the Princess' wacky sense of humor and decided that he was in love...with her sense of humor, that is ;D
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/12/03 at 10:05 a.m.
Rubber Ducky, Shaggy & Scooby found 3 girls who were just their speed...Blossom, Buttercup & Bubbles.
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: princessofpop on 02/12/03 at 10:29 a.m.
They were pleasantly surprised when they learned of how forceful the girls were! :o
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/12/03 at 10:31 a.m.
Bubbles and Blossom paired up with Rubber Ducky and Shag, respectively. Buttercup was annoyed that she got stuck with Scoob. "Oh great, another mutt for a date. So, what do you like to do for fun?" ::)
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: princessofpop on 02/12/03 at 10:51 a.m.
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/12/03 at 10:58 a.m.
"Roggy ryle rules. AROOOOOOOOOOO..." howled Scooby. "Ret your reak on, Rutterrup!" :D
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: princessofpop on 02/12/03 at 12:24 a.m.
hmmm..something goofy is going on. It says that my above post was edited by me - it wasn't! But somehow my text that I wrote was deleted & it wasn't even dirty or anything! Wassup wit dat? >:(
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/12/03 at 01:16 p.m.
Buttercup wasn't having any of it. Meanwhile, Bubbles and Rubber Ducky were falling for each other, as Bubbles beamed and said,...
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: JonnyP on 02/12/03 at 01:50 p.m.
AAAAACCCCCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/12/03 at 04:36 p.m.
And Rubber Ducky went flying across the room...
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: Indy Gent on 02/12/03 at 08:22 p.m.
The drain monster suddenly had the sniffles. :-[
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/13/03 at 08:32 a.m.
Meanwhile, Shaggy and Blossom were in deep thought after devouring some Scooby Snacks. Shaggy, eyes glazed over, turned to Blossom and said,...
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: princessofpop on 02/13/03 at 08:33 a.m.
..."Wanna smoke"?
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/13/03 at 08:37 a.m.
Blossom, high as a kite, replied "Oh Shaggy, you so fine..."
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/13/03 at 08:46 a.m.
A few hours later, they got the munchies, so they decided to go to Taco Bell...
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: princessofpop on 02/13/03 at 08:51 a.m.
Meanwhile, Rubber Ducky and Bubbles were looking a little bleary-eyed when they woke up....
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/13/03 at 08:53 a.m.
so they decided to do what they heard was best for a hangover...
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/13/03 at 09:07 a.m.
Tickle Scooby and Buttercup! :D
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: Indy Gent on 02/13/03 at 09:49 p.m.
Meanwhile, Daphne and Velma were having the munchies themselves, which grossed out Freddie.
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/14/03 at 06:22 a.m.
Freddie decided to search for his own date. Along came Ernie and Bert Penguin...
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/14/03 at 08:58 a.m.
Freddy asked Bert and Ernie if they wanted to go cruisin' for chicks.
Cat
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: princessofpop on 02/14/03 at 09:04 a.m.
So they headed of to the Mall.....
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/14/03 at 09:24 a.m.
where they hooked up with the Chipmunks, 'cause they get all the chicks - especially Alvin.
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: princessofpop on 02/14/03 at 10:21 a.m.
But, they decided they needed some new threads to wear to impress the all the ladies, so they went to The Gap.....
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/14/03 at 10:26 a.m.
and the Gap sales associates were all like, talking funny and stuff...
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: Rice Cube on 02/14/03 at 10:29 a.m.
...then they realized the salesmen weren't really girls...they were Adam Sandler and David Spade dressed in drag!
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: princessofpop on 02/14/03 at 10:30 a.m.
Quoting:
...then they realized the salesmen weren't really girls...they were Adam Sandler and David Spade dressed in drag!
End Quote
LOL! ;D
So they left and headed to the food court.........
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/14/03 at 11:12 a.m.
where amongst the crowd Freddie spotted the crooked Amusement Park Owner! :o
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: Kiwi_Thunderer on 02/14/03 at 11:14 a.m.
At the food court, things got a little freaky. Fred noticed a group of hot lookin' chicks and decided to work some magic. Turned out that drunk Ernie (who is gay, by the way) drove to an elite part of town and was about to recive a very special surprise......
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/14/03 at 01:15 p.m.
which exploded in his face because it came from Jokey Smurf...
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: princessofpop on 02/14/03 at 01:23 p.m.
So Ernie and Bert said "F this" and asked Fred "Can you tell me how to get....how to get to Sesame Street"?
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/14/03 at 01:54 p.m.
Fred, preoccupied by the evil amusement park owner, said, "Uh, yeah, just follow the yellow brick road..."
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: princessofpop on 02/14/03 at 01:57 p.m.
And lo and behold, Ernie looked down upon his shoes and damed if they didn't turn into Ruby Slippers. :o
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/14/03 at 02:08 p.m.
Suddenly, Ernie found himself surrounded by a bunch of munchins demanding his wallet.
Cat
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: princessofpop on 02/14/03 at 02:31 p.m.
After being robbed by the munchkins, Ernie found himself surrounded by a man-eating flock of flying monkeys demanding his Rubber Ducky.
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/19/03 at 09:57 a.m.
Unfortunately, Rubber Ducky was still being cuddled and squeezed by Bubbles, enjoying every minute of it, since he's always had a thing for bubbles...
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/19/03 at 11:53 a.m.
Bubbles decided to take a long hot bath with Rubber Ducky...
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/19/03 at 12:26 a.m.
...and Rubber Ducky played Submarine. He tried to say "Up periscope!" but all that came out was "weehoo-weehoo!" Bubbles smiled at him and said...
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: princessofpop on 02/19/03 at 12:47 a.m.
"My name is Simon.....and I like drawing.....cheeky monkey!"
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/19/03 at 12:49 a.m.
Rubber Ducky laughed so hard he blew bubbles... :o
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: princessofpop on 02/19/03 at 12:52 a.m.
Then Bubbles decided they better go take a "nap" after their looooong steamy HOT bubble bath. Nothing like a little spoonin' after a hot bath!
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/19/03 at 12:55 a.m.
"Wee-hoo!" squeaked Rubber Ducky.
Then the theme from Sesame Street began to play in the background as they made it towards the bed...
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: princessofpop on 02/19/03 at 12:57 a.m.
And what do you know, Snuffle-luff-agus (sp?) was standing in the doorway waving his big elephant trunk...........
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/19/03 at 12:58 a.m.
"Care for a little manage a trios?" he asked.
Cat
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/19/03 at 12:59 a.m.
"E-GAD!" exclaimed Sherlock Hemlock, hanging out in the hallway...
Bubbles' eyes seemed to get larger than their usual largeness...
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: princessofpop on 02/19/03 at 01:03 p.m.
"Anybody want to puff off my big pipe?" said Sherlock. "Why certainly" said Bubbles batting her eyelashes. ::)
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: Ripp on 02/19/03 at 01:08 p.m.
but something went veeeeeeeeeeeeery wrong. They started...
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/19/03 at 02:11 p.m.
Singing the theme from Seseme Street in four part harmony.
Cat
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: JonnyP on 02/19/03 at 03:12 p.m.
But somebody forgot the tune and started singing weezer instead
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: Rice Cube on 02/19/03 at 03:14 p.m.
So then Ernie started to destroy Bert's sweater...
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/19/03 at 03:18 p.m.
And with that Bert replied, "See if I make you any more sandwiches and grape juice, football head!" He then picked up the phone to call some of the guys in his evil posse...
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: QueenAmenRa on 02/19/03 at 03:36 p.m.
Who just so happened to be Edd Hall and Gilbert Gottfried (if that's a how ya spell it)
And Jay Leno was very jealous
Meanwhile, the Queen showed up for a short while to encourage others that they could also write in her story, where they would be free to write more than just one line :)
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: Indy Gent on 02/19/03 at 07:50 p.m.
Inspired by the Queen's cameo appearance, the Penguins started to hand over lines for her story, but the Queen stood aghast as most of these lines were too vulgar for her taste. Rice Cube had the vilest line, she was soo upset he turned Rice into and actual, eh, rice cube.
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/20/03 at 06:32 a.m.
Gilbert Gottfried and Bert started talking simultaneously to Ernie which caused him to have a massive headache. Edd Hall then stuffed Ernie in Oscar's trash can...
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/20/03 at 07:11 a.m.
where he ran smack dab into the Queen.
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/20/03 at 08:46 a.m.
The Queen was waiting on Oscar, as they were going to the Greasy Grubpit for lunch, which is Oscar's favorite restaurant.
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/20/03 at 10:08 a.m.
But Oscar was late because he was too busy with...
Cat
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/20/03 at 10:10 a.m.
tickling Elmo to death! :D
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/20/03 at 10:18 a.m.
But unknown to Oscar, Elmo is really Captian Muppet in disguise. So Captian Muppet teaches Oscar a lesson by...
Cat
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: Rice Cube on 02/20/03 at 05:43 p.m.
...using the People's Elbow, as seen in WWE with the ROCK!
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: JonnyP on 02/21/03 at 01:52 p.m.
After hearing a rather unhealthy crunch and a piercing scream, ernie and bert who just so happened to be excellent wrestlers came to the rescue - ernie did a chokeslam on the muppet captain and then tagged bert who duly gave him 'the chair'.
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/21/03 at 03:00 p.m.
Who will make it up the ladder?
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: Rice Cube on 02/21/03 at 04:32 p.m.
Ernie tags back in and delivers a vicious bodyslam to the Rock! The Rock gets up quickly though and throws Ernie into the turnbuckle! This is insanity! Utter bedlam!
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/24/03 at 09:39 a.m.
Ernie tags Bert, Bert winks at Ernie and performs his signature move...
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: Rice Cube on 02/24/03 at 09:40 a.m.
THE DIABOLICAL GROINSPLITTER!
Oh, the humanity! Or, err, the Muppetity! :o
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/24/03 at 10:08 a.m.
The Rock can no longer handle the pain, so he tags his partner who is none other than...MISS PIGGY! :o
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/24/03 at 10:11 a.m.
Miss Piggy gives her famous karate chop.
Cat
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: Rice Cube on 02/24/03 at 12:49 a.m.
Meanwhile, Super Grover, with his magic super helmet, gazes down at the wrestling match and decides to go in for a closer look...unfortunately, he still has not mastered the art of landing and so crashes into the popcorn dispenser...
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/24/03 at 01:14 p.m.
And Cookie Monster arrives to eat up all the spilled popcorn because he ate all his cookies...
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: JonnyP on 02/24/03 at 02:07 p.m.
And because he liked it so much from then on he became known as the popcorn monster
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/25/03 at 09:17 a.m.
As Cookie, er, Popcorn Monster continues to gobble up popcorn, Super Grover regains his composure and flies toward the ring so he can...
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: Rice Cube on 02/25/03 at 09:19 a.m.
Oh, MERCY! The clothesline of the century! Oh, the Muppetity!
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/25/03 at 09:41 a.m.
Speaking of Muppetity, Super Grover's clothesline causes Miss Piggy's top to be torn...
Statler and Waldorf have this to say about the event:...
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/26/03 at 08:00 a.m.
Statler: "Oh jeez, this fight seems like it's taking a few days to finish!"
Waldorf: "Why don't you go back to taking a nap. You won't miss a thing!"
*laughter by both*
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: JonnyP on 02/26/03 at 12:25 a.m.
the fight was beginning to become as painful to watch as it was to be part of so in the end everyone decided to...
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/26/03 at 12:42 a.m.
do a group hug. And thus, the fight was over.
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: shazzaah on 02/26/03 at 12:55 a.m.
And all were relieved that the benevolent Cheerleader ended the fight before someone could break out the most dreaded move of all: the flying buttpliers! :o
After the group hug.....
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/26/03 at 12:57 a.m.
Scooby and Buttercup joined the gang, stoned out of their gourds.
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/26/03 at 01:29 p.m.
"Like, Hey! Who ate all the Scooby Snacks?" Shaggy slurred.
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/26/03 at 01:39 p.m.
"Re rid," uttered Scooby, pointing to Buttercup.
"Rooby Roo's got it goin' on my peeps," beamed Buttercup.
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/27/03 at 08:57 a.m.
Statler and Waldorf slept for a day, but remember hearing Buttercup before they dozed off.
Statler: "Has that dog gone on yet?
Waldorf: "If he has, I hope he took it outside! If not, ruh-roh!"
*more laughter from both*
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/27/03 at 09:22 a.m.
Mr. Hooper enters the room and asks "Hey! Who's dog did their duty in front of my store?"
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/27/03 at 09:32 a.m.
Scooby Do pointed to Scrapy Do and said, "Re rid."
Cat
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/27/03 at 09:51 a.m.
"Hey Mr. Blooper, er Dooper, I mean, Cooper!" exclaimed Big Bird. "I'll clean it up with Mr. Hooper's Pooper Scooper, for some free bird seed."
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/27/03 at 12:55 a.m.
Ron Popeil was watching the scene with a great deal of interest...he found his newest idea...The Ronco Pooper Scooper!
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/27/03 at 12:59 a.m.
Then Richard Simmons came by the store and said to Big Bird, "Now Birdy, Did you go off your Deal-A-Meal Plan again?"
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/27/03 at 01:03 p.m.
To which Big Bird replied "Well, you see, I'm a bird. I don't eat most of the stuff on your DAM plan"
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/27/03 at 01:14 p.m.
Which made Mr. Hooper's coffee come out his nose....
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/27/03 at 01:26 p.m.
"I have been Sweatin to the Oldies, though. It's just kinda hard doing it to our theme song" continued BB.
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/27/03 at 05:39 p.m.
Then Big Bird asked Richard Simmons, "Who does your hair? Do you think they can get my feathers to look like that?"
Cat
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/27/03 at 06:09 p.m.
Richard advised Big Bird that all he needed to do was stick a wing into a light socket.
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/27/03 at 08:31 p.m.
"Ohhhhh...." said Big Bird. "Well, I don't have power wired in my nest. Have you forgotten already? I'm A BIRD!"
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/28/03 at 07:40 p.m.
Richard Simmons then advised Big Bird to touch the power lines since he is tall enough.
Cat
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 02/28/03 at 10:04 p.m.
Instead, Big Bird grabbed Don King as he walked by and had him touch the power lines, but it didn't do anything to him...
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: JonnyP on 03/01/03 at 05:39 a.m.
except put him off sesame street (his favourite tv programme) and cause him to have major withdrawal symptoms leading to suicide. At the funeral...
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 03/02/03 at 07:01 a.m.
Big Bird sobbed while standing over Don King's body and a tear fell which caused the electricity in the corpse to singe Big Bird's feathers.
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 03/06/03 at 03:47 a.m.
"How do I look now, Dick?" asked Big Bird a few days after the funeral since he himself went into shock and couldn't speak for a few days. Richard Simmons replied...
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: CatwomanofV on 03/06/03 at 09:23 a.m.
"Oh, B.B. You look like you could lose a few pounds. Come sweat with me."
Cat
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 03/06/03 at 09:52 a.m.
And they went down to the Sesame Street Sauna, where it stunk to high heaven because Oscar was the last visitor.
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: ShellyGal on 03/20/03 at 06:03 p.m.
Anyone remenber what happend to Fred?
Meanwhile...
Fred was getting it on with a very beutiful young woman.. or so he thought.
It turned out to be a Lady Butterfly incident. :o
This is Kiwi_Thunderer by the way.
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: Kiwi_Thunderer on 03/20/03 at 06:18 p.m.
So, if you where there, Fred was spotted streaking naked down Sesame Street :o
All the parents made valiant attemps to shelter their innocent children, but it was too late.
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 03/21/03 at 06:55 a.m.
Ol' Fred was Yabba-Dabba-Dooing down the street, then slipped into Luis' Fix-It Shop, where...
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: Shaz on 03/21/03 at 01:52 p.m.
Fred said "Hola, Luis! Do you have any clothes I can borrow, so I can yabba dabba home and not get in trouble with Wilma? ;D
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: CatwomanofV on 03/21/03 at 02:19 p.m.
But little did Fred know but Wilma was in back with Luis before Fred came in.
Cat
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 03/22/03 at 06:00 a.m.
So Luis grabbed a loincloth that coincidentally resembled that of Barney's as Barney, Betty and Maria were also in the back room...
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/02/03 at 07:40 a.m.
...and sat there for ten days.
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: Mrs._Race on 04/02/03 at 06:18 p.m.
They lived on nothing but Cheese Wiz, black olives and Kool Aid.
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/03/03 at 08:39 a.m.
Then Barney had an idea...
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: Tantrum O Neal on 04/03/03 at 04:13 p.m.
"Let's eat Fred!", Barney exclaimed as Dino growled with contempt.
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/04/03 at 05:47 a.m.
"Nah," replied Wilma. "He's not that tasty."
"I agree," said Betty.
They decided to sneak out the back door and...
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: JonnyP on 04/04/03 at 12:55 a.m.
...assemble Fred's portable do-it-yourself inflatable saddam hussein kit and throw it up into the air to distract the onlooking penguins and scooby's clan who then....
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/07/03 at 07:36 a.m.
Devoured more scooby snacks and went to go look for those PowerPuff Girls.
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: Indy Gent on 04/10/03 at 05:00 p.m.
Who had all wet their panties chasing after Mojo the Monkey.
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/11/03 at 09:29 a.m.
Richie Rich came by donning a pimpsuit and offered to buy new undergarments for the girls at Frederick's of Hollywood.
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/11/03 at 10:34 a.m.
Wilma and Betty pulled out their Fredrick's gold card and said, "Da da da da! CHARGE IT!"
Cat
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/11/03 at 10:37 a.m.
Richie Pimp thought that Betty and Wilma would be a fine addition to his business venture...
Subject: Re: Storytime
Written By: DJ Midas on 06/27/03 at 11:52 a.m.
So he put them through 2 1/2 months of rigorous training before letting them walk their own beats...