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Subject: Haiku Again!
I hope no one minds,
that i started this over,
i enjoy this thread.
(modified my spelling error, i am tired)
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I'll forgive you, ma'am,
I like this thread a lot, too-
It make my brain work!
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I forgive the lass
With the foreign signatures
Forgive my other half.
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Sitting here alone. :-/
Looking for someone with which...........
To share my posts with.
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Stuck at library
At least the computers work
Unlike in my house...
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Hey there Bobo Bear!
Got here in the knick of time!
Was getting lonley! :-/
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I am lonely too.
In land of strange penguinfolk
Very far away...
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I have the sore eyes
From watching sport without hat
Serves me right I say
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Glare is quite fierce,
Off those glaring cricket whites,
Hope they at least won!
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Win at least they did
Even played in the rain which is
Rare for cricket match...
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Easy to forget,
What that wet stuff from sky is,
A rare treat we had!
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I have revived the
SuperFreak haiku thread so
You can do haiku.
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In a dark room
My nose is runny
Pass tissue please
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When Hairspray locks up
The other haiku thread, you can
Come here to post them!
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Poetry for those
Who can't write poetry at all
It is called haiku
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I want to play more
should we stick to the songs?
or should we free-style?
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Post your haiku here.
Hairspray was here but didn't
Lock the other thread!
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What is up with that?
For shizzle Hairsprizzle would
Have locked it by now.
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Alas, it's locked
Just a few moments ago
By Hairspray, the mod
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Hooray, hooray! It's
Finally locked! Now this is
The only thread here!
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I don't doubt that by
Tomorrow the locked thread will
Appear on page two
Subject: Re: Haiku Again!
Vacation Cancelled,
My life has been altered much,
Time 'round here will fade...
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Quoting:
Vacation Cancelled,
My life has been altered much,
Time 'round here will fade...
End Quote
That royally sucks
I'm sorry life took bad turn
Perhaps you can fix?
Subject: Re: Haiku Again!
I pray for Mark too
Hope everything is okay
We miss you 'round here!
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I don't understand
Are you going somewhere Mark
Well, you will be missed :-*
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My kitty's dizzy
And in real life I have a
Kitty named Dizzy
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Poor little Kitty
No wonder she is dizzy
Round and Round
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I had a kitty
And her name was Lucy Loo
But she is no more :'(
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She is usually
Off balance except when I
Perform a backspin
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What is that I see?
A scrunchie around her neck?
Poor little kitty
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She likes to wear it
All the other cats envy
Her sense of fashion ;D
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Oh I am jealous
A fashionable kitty
Where can I get one?
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Your frog avatar
'minds me of 'Hello Kitty'
Is that in fashion?
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That is Keroppi
He is Hello Kitty's friend
He is a bit shy
::)
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Holy Sanrio!
I have Keroppi frog clocks
Way up the wazoo!
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I am so jealous!
I want Keroppi frog clocks
Where can i get one?
I have other stuff
that I bought at Sanrio
But no cool frog clocks.
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Not here much today,
But need to change avatar,
Every day this month....
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Change is a good thing!
I like to change mine often
Mix things up a bit :)
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It's the Beatles here,
For Fab Four February,
I hope you like it ;)
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Fab four all year round
Would do FussBudget just fine
Keep up the good work !
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Thank you, FussBudget!
Some it might alienate,
Zella comes to mind :-/
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That's my fav-or-ite,
Revolver album that is
What an awesome choice!
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Quoting:
Thank you, FussBudget!
Some it might alienate,
Zella comes to mind :-/
End Quote
Zella has a bark
Worse than her bite, you know that !
By the way, where is ? :(
Subject: Re: Haiku Again!
I haven't seen her
For a couple of days now
I hope Z's okay
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Talked to her last night,
Although it was just briefly,
Will again tonight.....
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Thanks for the info
Good to know that Z is well
Hope that you are too. :)
Subject: Re: Haiku Again!
Since I like this thread
It deserves to be bumped up
To the very top.
Subject: Re: Haiku Again!
Oh my, Haiku time?
What shall we talk about now?
Have any ideas?
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Not very many
If I continue rambling
I finish haiku.
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We can talk about........
anything and everything!
Its your deesizhun. (Couldn't spell it so I typed it fo-net-ic-lee)
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Inside of my brain
Every single word is spelled
Fo-net-ik-a-li
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That's okay with me
No need to elaborate
We will just free style!
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Good answer Princess.
Free style is the only way.......
When your on this board.
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I wish for summer.
I am sick of all this snow!
Makes me very sad. :'(
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D.C. got covered!
We only got 5 inches.
But more's on the way. ::)
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Big blanket of white.
That's what is out my window
I hope it melts soon!
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I hope come Springtime
The snow will have disappeared
Otherwise, 'tis bad...
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More snow came last night.
I had to shovel it off.
I hate to do that.
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Don't like to shovel snow
Around here either, nor to
Slip in the darned stuff...
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Warm weather will be
Here for me in five more days
When I am out West
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Not enough Haikus
To keep the thread from fading
Into page 2. Help!
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Haiku... let me think
I'm sure I can think of one
Or possibly not
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Searching haiku and
Lowku, but I like haiku
A whole lot better.
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That was good, CD.
Hope there wasn't too much snow
In your neck of woods
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We have more snow pack,
Than we did this time last year,
Still have restrictions....
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It's supposed to rain
Saturday in Phoenix but
May evaporate
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Say it isn't so!
Island of Misfit Penguins
Just *Poof!* Disappeared! :o :'(
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I agree Rice Cube
It just vanished in thin air
What the h3ll happened?
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It did on mine too!
I don't understand this stuff. ???
This is way too weird. :-/
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New island is made
Go there and frolic some more
My fellow penguins!
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I suspect that Rice
Didn't like Indy's quip on
"Lateral Thinking".
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Thank you for calling *blank*,
this is Shazzaah, how may
I help you? How dumb.
I have to say this
every day on every call
that I take. Gag.
It is like working
at mcdonalds. except on
phones. And no french fries.
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The "Dip" is so wack
It is the only substance
That can kill a toon!
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Roger Rabbit rules
Jessica Rabbit is hot
For a cartoon gal ;D
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Lola Bunny hot
Olive Oyl lukewarm but not
Polly Purebread (s-s-s-s-s-)
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Zella gets the rain.
Crazy Don gets lots of wind.
Screwy weather, huh?
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I want to capture
The sweet sound of your laughter
In my heart fore'er
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Good morning to all
It is sunny over here
But very chilly
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It's sunny here too
here in washington d.c.
where are you today?
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It's effing cold here
The central heating's broken
Fingers turn to ice
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Quoting:
It's effing cold here
The central heating's broken
Fingers turn to ice
End Quote
Sorry you're so cold
Here's a nice crisp five pound note
Buy yourself some gloves
Subject: Re: Haiku Again!
Quoting:
It's sunny here too
here in washington d.c.
where are you today?
End Quote
I'm still in NC
Saturday is when I leave
For warmer climate
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I like it down there
I often visit NC
Outer Banks that is!
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I'm tired of the cold
Want to get back to Phoenix
Sun 300 days :)
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To express oneself
in seventeen syllables
is very diffic....
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Forgive me if I'm
intruding here with just a
few posts to my name
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Quoting:
Forgive me if I'm
intruding here with just a
few posts to my name
End Quote
Always welcome here
One hopes you continue to
Contribute haikus :)
Subject: Re: Haiku Again!
Pouring down the rain
Where Zella and TripsMom are.
It's still windy here.
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Quoting:
Always welcome here
One hopes you continue to
Contribute haikus :)
End Quote
Thank you Rice Cube but
does an emoticon count
as a syllable?
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Quoting:
Thank you Rice Cube but
does an emoticon count
as a syllable?
End Quote
:D ;D >:( ;) :)
:D :P ??? 8) :o :( :'(
;D :D ;) :) 8)
Subject: Re: Haiku Again!
L O L R O
T F L M A O L
O L L O L
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This will probably
Be the longest day since I
Want to get out soon.
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I just want to wish
everyone a very Happy
Valentine's day! :)
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Just one card at home
From my nine-year-old daughter
To her new hamster
:-)
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All alone am I
On Valentine's Day. I
Want a girl for mine! :(
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Today is special
for me cause it's my wedding
anniversary! :D
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Candy hearts, flowers,
chocolate kisses. All for
the love of his smile
Subject: Re: Haiku Again!
Quoting:
Today is special
for me cause it's my wedding
anniversary! :D
End Quote
Ticker tape parade!
Flowers blooming all around!
'Tis your special day! :D
Subject: Re: Haiku Again!
Well thank you Rice Cube
for your kind wishes to me
Happy V-Day Rice!
Subject: Re: Haiku Again!
Quoting:
Today is special
for me cause it's my wedding
anniversary! :D
End Quote
Congratulations! :D
Hope that your day is special
Filled with happiness :)
Subject: Re: Haiku Again!
Quoting:
Well thank you Rice Cube
for your kind wishes to me
Happy V-Day Rice!
End Quote
'Twill be a grand day
If I could find me some wingmen
So I can swoop in ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku Again!
Oh, DJ Midas,
You are like so kind to me
With your well wishes :-*
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Quoting:
'Twill be a grand day
If I could find me some wingmen
So I can swoop in ;)
End Quote
If you were near here
I'd could be kamikazi
Sounds like load of fun
Subject: Re: Haiku Again!
Quoting:
If you were near here
I'd could be kamikazi
Sounds like load of fun
End Quote
Most appreciated
But Mrs. Baggins may not
Like your frolickings ;)
Sometimes I can be
Kamikaze even though
I am still single :)
Subject: Re: Haiku Again!
Mexican for lunch
Almost feel like I have to
Run for the border :-X
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Valentine's '03:
'Left-handed gift from the gods'
But I won't complain! :) :'( :)
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Thanks for kisses, Zed
The four all of us are thankful
For a sweet lady. :-*
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Thank God for my Paul.
He's my Personal Jesus-
His love I hold dear.
Happy Valentine's Day, Honey!!! :-* :-* :-*
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Banasy loves Paul
And her avatar hasn't
Changed since her 1st day.
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Digimon are cute.
This is my kids' favorite-
She helped pick it out.
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Valentine's Day has
Passed and Crazy Don is still
Looking for a girl.
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Do not worry Don
There's someone for everyone
Except me, perhaps...
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Matt you sound like me
It will happen when you least
Expect it you know....
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Being here is great,
Thanks for the birthday wishes,
Appreciated ;)
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Happy Birthday, thee
You are a hundred and three
Oops, silly ol' me ! ::) ;)
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Do you not know: Mark's
Perpetual 17!
Always young at heart! :D
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Cal wins once again!
It would be fun to see Bears
Go to Final Four :)
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Job application
Is very hard thing to write
Need inspiration
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Just go for it Fuss!!
Think of all your attributes.
And then..........start writing!!
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I came here early,
Only to find no one here,
So it's "Bye" for now.....
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Sorry, Rock 'n' Roll
I had problem with my cat
Slept late, couldn't wake.
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Jessica's sister
And Mark are both sick. I hope
They get better soon.
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Hey you guys, what's up
We are buried in snow drifts
The Northeast's covered
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Got up too early
Partner in crime hath left me
Am going back to bed! ;)
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Snow is still comming
I hope the heat does not short
My rear is freezing
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Thanks to crazydon
For the kindest well wishes,
To Me/Alicia
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Liquid helium
Not delivered on time so
No microscoping :(
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I like helium
It makes my voice sound funny
A silly munchkin
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Liquid helium
Will freeze you into place for
Now till end of time ;)
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Should have told sooner
My tongue shattered on the floor
You know a surgeon?
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Stem cell research will
Help grow you a new tongue so
Don't worry mister ;)
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Not if Dubya has
Anything to do with it.
I'm a worried man!
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Dubya allowed some
Stem cell research for now but
Science shall move on :)
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Not to worry, friend.
I grew my good ol' tongue back
With some lizard genes!
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Be careful, good sir
Lest you become the Lizard
And fight Spider-Man! :o
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That's what I hoped for
Wanted to be a villain
For quite some time now
(AAAAUUGGGGHH!!!)
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Daredevil sucked ass
The Bullseye character was
Really funny though
Subject: Re: Haiku Again!
Haven't seen it yet
It's trying to use the hype
From Spiderman's film
Subject: Re: Haiku Again!
The movie's okay
But the plot is almost like
Spider-Man's, less oomph :P
Subject: Re: Haiku Again!
I might just see it
So I know what my friends
Are talking about
Subject: Re: Haiku Again!
It is worth seeing
Just for Bullseye's antics and
Jennifer Garner ;)
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Dagnabbit! I hate
This board when the pages take
Forever to load!
Subject: Re: Haiku Again!
Be patient, my friend
Things do not always happen
As fast as we want
Subject: Re: Haiku Again!
Quoting:
It is worth seeing
Just for Bullseye's antics and
Jennifer Garner ;)
End Quote
I agree Rice Cube
Alias is so kick@$$
Watch her every week 8)
Subject: Re: Haiku Again!
Quoting:
I agree Rice Cube
Alias is so kick@$$
Watch her every week 8)
End Quote
"Fastlane" is great too,
Tiffany (Kelly) grew up,
From "Saved By The Bell"
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No movies this year
Not even The Two Towers
At the cinema
:-(
Phil
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Quoting:
No movies this year
Not even The Two Towers
At the cinema
:-(
Phil
End Quote
What a travesty!
Such a cinematic gem
Best movie of year!
Subject: Re: Haiku Again!
I ordered pizza
Empty stomach is rumbling
It's still not here yet
Subject: Re: Haiku Again!
The guy lost his tip
Darn delivery people
Can't tell time, so sad
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It's a mom and pop
Shop, they make great pizza though
They beat pizza hut
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Quality pizza
Comes not from Pizza Hut but
From honest people :)
Subject: Re: Haiku Again!
Quoting:
Quality pizza
Comes not from Pizza Hut but
From honest people :)
End Quote
After lunch today
I can tell you that it does
Not come from Cici's :P
Subject: Re: Haiku Again!
Quoting:
After lunch today
I can tell you that it does
Not come from Cici's :P
End Quote
Are you in Durham?
I used to go to Cici's
It was cheap but yuk :P
Subject: Re: Haiku Again!
The best pizza
I have ever had
was Godfathers Pizza
it's good!
modified thanks to Rice Cube's observant eye. ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku Again!
Quoting:
The best pizza
I have ever had
was Godfathers Pizza
man it's good!
End Quote
Shazzaah makes with the
Lesser known four-lined haiku
Eighteen syllables! :D
Subject: Re: Haiku Again!
Quoting:
Are you in Durham?
I used to go to Cici's
It was cheap but yuk :P
End Quote
In the Capital
Cici's here is just the same
More yuk for your buck ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku Again!
No way! I was like
A few miles away at Duke
Studying bio :)
Subject: Re: Haiku Again!
Quoting:
No way! I was like
A few miles away at Duke
Studying bio :)
End Quote
When were you there, Rice?
I DJ'ed George's Garage
In 2001
Subject: Re: Haiku Again!
I rarely went there :(
I always went to Sat's 'cause
They had big screens there :)
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I was at Duke from
Oh-oh to oh-two for school
Then I went back home
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I don't go out much
Especially in Durham
Rather far away
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I went to 'Canes games
Last year when they got to the
Stanley Cup Finals
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Tiffany Ignored?
Does anyone like "Fastlane"
She is quite lovely...
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I miss my play friend.
I know you know who you are
Please come out to play! ::)
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Everybody and
Their mother is running for
Pres'dent in oh-four ::)
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AmIRight Idol
First round is about to end
I can't wait, tee hee! :D
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I am back to play
Not a lot of work today
"Hip Hooray!" I say
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Anything new, guys?
I Just popped in to say 'hi'
So, what's happening?
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Nothing much really
Don't feel 100%
Can't complain though >sigh<
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I'm off school today
It's the third one in a row
Takes long to shovel
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Should call Mister Plow
Or maybe Barney Gumble
The apt-named Plow King ;)
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My car is still half
buried within the deep snow
Time to dig some more.
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My friend wanted to
Buy a dump truck with a plow
Attached to the front :)
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I knew a kid who
Wanted to be a dump truck
When he grew up. Weird. ???
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How fares the DJ
In Carolina today?
Any bad Cici food? ;)
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Nope, I met wifey
For lunch over at Crabtree
We had Steak Escape :)
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My favorite place
Was the Buffalo Wings place
In Chapel Hill town :)
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Peppers has good 'za
I have been there once or twice
Long long time ago
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I was in love with
At least four waitresses at
Peppers in my time ;)
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New Year's Eve I spun
Over at Lucy's - one block
North of Franklin Street
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I've been to Lucy's :)
Nice place...got really drunk and
Rolled around the block :D
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I've DJed there twice
My buddy DJs at Bub's
'Cross the street Tuesdays
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I got plastered there
Then stumbled a block or two
To get to Lucy's 8)
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Oh, and I DJed
One time at a club former-
Ly known as Gotham
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I miss Chapel Hill
Really hot girls as far as
The eye could see---WOW! ;D
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I agree with you
There were some fine women there
Too bad I'm taken
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Well (#*&$ an A, dude
Send them hot mamas my way
I'm in a rut here ;D
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Snow days are great, man!
I'm still wearing my jammies
And it's almost six!
Subject: Re: Haiku Again!
Quoting:
Well (#*&$ an A, dude
Send them hot mamas my way
I'm in a rut here ;D
End Quote
What are you saying?
Do you mean to tell me that
NoCal has NoBabes? ???
Subject: Re: Haiku Again!
I decided once
That I didn't have to get
Up until 'bout four ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku Again!
Quoting:
What are you saying?
Do you mean to tell me that
NoCal has NoBabes? ???
End Quote
They do not talk with
That beautiful Southern twang
Knocks me out, my man ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku Again!
I had to thank my
Friend from school for not making
Fun of my accent
Subject: Re: Haiku Again!
I think it is cute
The way they speak with the "y'all"
And the "howdy-doos" :)
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You have to be a
Redneck to talk like that. I'm
From West Virginia.
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Think of coal mining
That's right, Pennsylvan-i-a
Proud our Amish guys
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The story sure got
Interesting with Hobbits
And Orcs runnin' 'round 8)
Subject: Re: Haiku Again!
Don't contribute much
Queenie takes out all the fun
So I'll play elsewhere
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Last night I dreamt I
could speak only in haiku.
It was very odd.
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Once my friend and I
Haikued on AIM for
Two whole days and change ;)
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Oh-oh here she comes
Watch out boy, she'll chew you up
Oh-oh here she comes...
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She's a maneater
She's a maniac, and she
Dances AHHH RAN OUT! :o
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Let me rock you, 'Retha
Franklin that's all I wanna
Do 'Retha Franklinnnnn....
Da ha, da ha, Da
Ha-ha ha-ha ha, Da Ha,
Da ha, Da ha-ha....
Subject: Re: Haiku Again!
Roxanne!!! You don't have
To put up a red light...'Cause
Ev'ry little thiiiiiiiiiiiiiing...
(two songs :P)
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The renegade who
Had it made…oh, heck, why can't
I do Styx haiku?
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U got the look, U
Got the hook, Sho'nuff do be
Cookin' in my book...
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Turn radio up
For that sweet sound, Hold me close
Never let me go...
Subject: Re: Haiku Again!
Quoting:
Don't contribute much
Queenie takes out all the fun
So I'll play elsewhere
End Quote
You should return hence
Hobbits are in our midst and
They are quite funny :D
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Quoting:
You should return hence
Hobbits are in our midst and
They are quite funny :D
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I have never been
Into LOTR much
So I'm at a loss :-/
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Perhaps you can bring
Back Seinfeld or Hans and Franz
Pump the story up :)
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Or I could intro
Rob Schneider's character that
says "makin' copies!" ;D
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Funny how they could
Take an innocuous skit
And drag it out so
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Luckily didn't
End up bein' a full blown film
Not much to work with
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Do you know that song
That the Roxbury guys dance
To with the headbangs?
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That would be the song
"What is Love" by Haddaway
Arista label
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Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more--oh oh
Wo OH ah ee aaaaaaah...
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Here for a wee while
Then eating a bit more food
Then I don't know what.
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Still recovering,
It has been a whole week now,
I hate being sick ::)
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Sorry to hear that
RockandRollFan. I hope that
You get better soon
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Drink lots of fluids
And keep the spirits high so
You can get better :)
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I have to admit
It's getting better...so much
Better all the time ;)
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It can't get much worse...
But now for my masterpiece.. >clears throat<
>starts singing< We Can Work It Out
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Try to see't my way
Life is very short and there's
No time for fussin' ;)
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Help me Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius, oh
Oh oh Dr. Zaius! ;D
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I am also sick.
I know that it sucks a lot.
Achoo! I just sneezed.
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Speaking of ill girls,
Anyone want to update
Christy's condition?
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You know it's you Babe
Whenever I get weary
And I've had enough...
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My nose is stuffy
I have had a headache for
three gosh darn days! Ouch!
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Tylenol might help
If not you should consider
Seeing your doctor
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Sleep would be better
but i have insomnia
can't sleep worth a darn!
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southernspitfire would
Sympathize with you. She has
Insomnia too.
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Quoting:
Sleep would be better
but i have insomnia
can't sleep worth a darn!
End Quote
Sorry to hear that
Maybe I could think of some-
Thing to help you sleep. :)
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Well I bet you could,
maybe a little spooning?
That would do the trick! ;)
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I can go for that
Nap sounds good right about now
Let spooning begin! :D
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I see your monkey....
Going round and round and round
Mine is paranoid :-/
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Work week starts anew
Is it so wrong to hope for
Retirement right now? :-/
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I've gotten to point
Where if I spill nitrogen
On me I don't care :P
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I was wondering
If you could have side effects
Like glowing and such
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Well, not exactly
You just get really cold and
In worst-case, frostbite :-/
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Crazy lyrics quiz
By CF has made me hate
Eddie Money GRAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! ;D
(kidding)
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I am not too good
on playing those lyric games
so I just stay here........
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I am not good at
Doing haiku. But I try
And I don't succeed.
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Haiku is easy
It's haiku in Japanese
That is difficult ;)
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I find haiku hard
So sometimes I go and cheat.
But not this time, though.
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:D ;D >:( :( :o
:-X :P ::) ;) :) :-* ;D
;) :D 8) ??? :P
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Z-O-I-D-S
I'll be your Freak-a-zoid, come
On and wind me up...
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My life wastes away
As I sit here at my work
With nothing to do :-/
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The monkey makes me
Dizzier than the kitty
How about you guys?
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Kitty is better
But monkey fits the theme of
Today, don't you think?
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My little monkey
He's a little paranoid
He's the one for me! :D
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I just ran, I ran
From night and day...and I ran
Ran so far away...
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Knight Rider is cool
Driving 'round in a Trans Am
That's the life for me
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I would rather drive
A Corvette or a Cobra
Those are cool cars, no?
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I think I shall fill
Up this space with a haiku
But nothing to say.
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I am waking up
Had coffee with my sugar
Let the games begin! :D
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Quoting:
I would rather drive
A Corvette or a Cobra
Those are cool cars, no?
End Quote
They are very cool
But petrol is so expensive
I'll keep my Fiat
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After the deep freeze,
Of a SEVEN degree high,
I miss Summertime!
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Despite the windchills
I miss outdoor ice hockey
Indoor ice sucks much >:(
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Hey Rice, do you have
one of those "hockey haircuts"?
Me just wondering! ;)
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No, normal haircut
I can't imagine myself
With full-blown mullet :P
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Mullets are good, and
Mullets are great, cut your hair
In the mullet shape! :P
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An Asian mullet?
That would be most comical
I would be laughed at :)
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Asian mullet boy
need more lift need more body
Two words: blow dryer
:o
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I don't understand
Your reference about the
Blow dryers, Princess ???
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With a blow dryer
You could have body & style
A nice new Mullet!
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I see what you mean
But I don't use hair products
It flows nat'rally :)
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No need for hairspray
Keep the t-tops wide open
Your camaro rocks! :D
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A new Camaro?
When did I get this new car?
Did you offer it? :D
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You have to drive one
If you are sporting mullet
They go hand in hand! :D
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No mullet then, sigh...
I can't afford Camaro
Guess I'll keep this cut
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I am sorry Rice :-[
No camaro, no mullet
For the asian man! :'(
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Ain't no thang, girlfriend
I gotta go for a bit
See you later girl!
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Mullets back in style?
My hair is getting longer
Think I should sport one?
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Mullets in the wind
El Camino I'm drivin'
"Freebird" is blasting!
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If I start a new
Thread, it will be called "Searching
Low & Haiku." Yeah.
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That sounds good, CD.
I'm bumping this to page one
'Cuz it's on page two
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^ likes green eggs and ham,
< Likes green beer on St. Pats Day,
V May or maybe not....
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< likes green beer too
^ is mixing up threads now
Oh no! so is <
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I got lateral
Thinking question right again!
This is really cool ;D
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I'm not good at that
But I can tell great stories
Hope you think so, too
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Stories are most fun :)
Perhaps we need to involve
Amazing Mumford?
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Lateral thinking
Is not my bag, so I stay
Away from that thread.
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Quoting:
Stories are most fun :)
Perhaps we need to involve
Amazing Mumford?
End Quote
I could have a la
Peanut butter sandwiches
And never get sick
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Sixty-five hundred
Is what happens when work is
Ungodly boring :P
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Watch that monkey spin!
I hope he doesn't get sick
Monkey puke is gross.
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Haikus are easy
They are a lot of fun too!
Alas palendromes. :'(
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This thread ends and soon
So I guess we should migrate
To the new one, eh? :)
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I think we should, 'cause
Hairspray may be hanging 'round
To lock this one up.
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No! This thread won't die!
I won't let it go extinct
Where will I Haiku?
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Of course we can stay
But only until Hairspray comes
And locks it all up :-/
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Ok, forget it
"Let's move on to the next schmoe
Who flows"--eminem