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Judge?

Stoned or sane, saith the Marshall
To deem is to stay impartial
Aloof, above, apart and blind
In silence will you justice find

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Aloof! Aloof! Aloof is on fire!!!!   ;D

i haven't seen Sam Adams in almost 2 yrs, I miss Sam...   :'(

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HMMM.  Sounds interesting.  I've never heard of XXXX ???  I've heard of XX (aka Dos Equis).  Is it a type of beer?  If so, then I must decline.  
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I will pop in occasionally !  I am a misfit from way back !  

80s Cheerleader :  XXXX (pronounced Fourex) is indeed a Beer.  I too would decline.  To introduce you to my favourite drink would be to say Coke  :P

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Oh little playmates, come out and play with me.




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I would but I must leave in a few minutes...but I'll be back later :D

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I would but I must leave in a few minutes...but I'll be back later :D
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Awwwww. I have to leave in about an hour myself.



Cat

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The cheerleader would be in and out of the land today, for the penguin who was at school ate too much junk last night after his mom went to bed and got sick at school today.  So the cheerleader loaded the 2 remaining baby penguins into her trusty penguin-mobile and set off to the school to pick him up.  Once they returned home, she turned on their most favorite cartoon (Scooby Doo) and began her journey into laundry land.
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Sounds like so much fun. Cat has errands to run today. Duty always calls.



Cat

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I bet DJ Midas has the golden touch when it comes to those presentations :)
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Thanks 80's.  They do like my work around here... :)

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So Zella Penguin dragged Rice Cube Penguin into an old picture thread (for reasons unbeknownst to Rice) and Rice saw Banasy Penguin's pic and thought Banasy was hot to trot ;)  

Rice wonders if Banasy has another daughter between the ages of 19-25 who is still single :D
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Banasy Penquin thanks Rice Penquin for the compliment, and adds:
Banasy is still one very hot lady, thanks! Banasy will try to find a photo taken recently that shows her lithe, trim bod and glamorous face to max advantage! And no...Banasy does not have a daughter b'twix 19-25 that is single...her remaining daughter is only 8!

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QueenAmenRa wandered in, certainly misfit since she had much more intelligent topics to discuss, although all of these penguins were ignorant of it.  Nonetheless, she tried her best to go along with it:

Look at all these drunk penguins
Growing hair upon their chins
They snorted dope
They had no hope
Of being sober once again.

Now, Queen, she knows a place so grand
With people...sort of walking hand in hand
There's smarter drugs
And sexy thugs
O won't you sometimes visit MY Scot Land?

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What a lovely invitation! I am so glad that you think so highly of us! However, in a word- NO. I am afraid that we are not refined enough for your royal  :-X

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Welcome FussBudget, one of the funniest penguins I know.  Welcome to the Land.
As we all only have flippers,
I cannot shake your hand.

Okay enough rhyming for the cheerleader.  As Ms. Banasy so eloquently explained, pretty much anything goes in here, as long as it's in fun.  If you want to write a story, go for it...if you want to tell a joke, that's allowed as well...if you want to make like Dr. Seuss (a most wonderful storyteller :)) noone will judge.  As Outback Steakhouse says "No rules, just right!" ;)
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As we don't have hands to shake
You will have to make do with something else hey ?
I hear you say "For Goodness' Sake"
Is this guy here to stay ?

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I am glad to see you are here to post without having to look over your shoulders for the evil boss man at work :)
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Actually, I am very very lucky, it's an evil boss woman, and she is not evil either !

I work in an organisation that is 89% female, so the chances of having an evil boss woman are pretty high !  ;D

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Poor Cat! :'(  It is not just your computer.  It is all of them.  We understand that you're tired, though.  After all, being a mixed breed of a bird and a cat must be hard ;D
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Yeah, it is hard. I never know if I am supposed to chase myself.


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I can't stay very long, unfortunatly- I have to go grocery shopping, as I did not do it last night-and I didn't grab Dagwood fast enough this morning!

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Sorry...I like to go pretty early to beat the crowds.

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Natalie Penguin had a fiancé and probably married him.  She posted something here in southernspitfirepenguin's cat thread which Hairspray Penguin did not like and was deleted.
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So Natalie Penguin is not a cat fan. :-/

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Well, if you remember, it was about declawing cats, and Natalie likened it to neutering a male cat, and she used an inappropriate word, so Hairspray deleted the post.  (Natalie was not deleted, her post was.)

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Crazy Penguin wishes that 80'scheerleader Penguin was single because she is a wonderful, caring lady penguin.  However, Crazy Penguin does not believe in wrecking marriages as 80'scheerleader Penguin is a married lady.
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The cheerleader penguin was flattered by the kindness of Crazy Penguin.  But, he was right, she was happily married, with 3 little penguins to take care of.  She hoped that one day, too, Crazy Penguin would find a nice penguin to settle down with. :-*

She also hoped that Shazzaah penguin enjoyed the margaritas that aided in her slumber.  She wished that she could have some, but, as she had a headache, she had taken some medicine and new from experience that drinking with this particular medicine was a BAAAAAD idea.

Earlier in the evening, she and her penguin brood went out to dinner at Outback Steakhouse and she wondered what FussBudget Penguin would think of it.  According to another Aussie friend of Cheerleader Penguin, pretty much nothing there is authentic.  However, the food was good and she ate so much she did not have room for dessert.  Maybe one day, she would learn to not order so much so she can eat her way into Cinnamon Oblivion, which is her favorite dessert there ;)

Cheerleader penguin's medicine was starting to kick in so she decided to head off to bed.  She said Goodnight to all her friends, and with a signature toe touch, headed of to dreamland...hoping to return to play tomorrow ;)

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Announcement:

After a grueling, weeks long ordeal, 80s cheerleader has hereby established the fact that she is the smartest person on this board.  At least to my satisfaction, and I trust she has earned the respect of her worthy opponents as well.
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And Rice Cube Penguin bowed down before the awesome omniscient being that is the 80s cheerleader...  :D  :-*

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And Banasy Penguin stopped in for a while, wearing her rubber and neoprene suit with stilletto heels. She was a little tired to do anymore dancing, as she had just got off her trapeze, and her ankles hurt...
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:o

DJ Penguin was glad to see Banasy Penguin, and obliged to give her a foot rub.  :)

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It's a gag site, folks.  Been on the web for years.  Looks real, ain't.  On the 80s board someone in Please Help is passing around a petition...  ::)
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Dagwood penguin stops in for a quick moment after work before story time and says...WHAT!  Are other penguins really that gullible?...Dagwood has to leave now and go visit the 80s board.

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Shazpenguin walked in to the Land and asked, "What's this about trampolines?" :)
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The trampoline is our most favoritest plaything in the Land.  Won't you come join us on it?

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C'mon, Rice, I have a bridge to sell ya... ;D
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Rice Penguin wonders what innuendos Banasy Penguin had in mind with that statement ::)

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Wizeolhippie penguin pokes his beak around the corner (you only thought he'd flown the coop this morning) and suggests that if you girls keep on with the doughnuts, we'll need to tighten the tension and reinforce the springs on that trampoline! :o
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Why do you think we LOOOVVEEE the trampoline so much?  It works off the donuts...besides, in the LMP, nothing is fattening or bad for you. ;D

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We really need to get Rice Cube penguin la..............uh...... a female penguin to call his own. ;)
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Worry not, wise old hippie, Rice Cube has a plan ;)

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Why do you think we LOOOVVEEE the trampoline so much?  It works off the donuts...besides, in the LMP, nothing is fattening or bad for you. ;D
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From now on, just call me plain ol' Dude penguin. A wise penguin would have already known this. ::)

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WOW! Are those donuts like "magic mushroom?"  ;)




Cat
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Ancient penguin secret ingredient ;)

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How about Dude, the wizeoldhippie penguin?
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'K......but we'll just say Dude for short.........wise being a relative term, ol' conveying tired and worn (of which Dude is neither), and hippie, well, how 'bout Dude the hippie penguin?

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80s cheerleader needed some cheering up because she just found out that her oldest penguin would be needing glasses soon :(  She shouldn't be surprised, though, she was the same age when she found out that she, too needed glasses.
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Cat tries to cheer up her friend 80s Cheerleader. Wearing glasses isn't bad-Cat got her pair when she was in high school (only wore them for reading). Now she wears them a lot. 80s Cheerleader can always get her son the glasses with the Groucho mustash-just to make him laugh. lol




Cat

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Glad you all enjoyed the donuts... :D
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YES!!!  They were quite tasty :P  You are such a thoughtful penguin.  Saved one for ya!

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Rice Cube Penguin is forced to stay at lab late tonight because biology really does not wait for anyone :(
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Poor Rice  :'(  Cat has to leave soon because she has to get up at 6 tomorrow and listen to the b.s. of the "real world."  >:(




Cat

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That's why Rice Cube likes his own little world 8)
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Cat usually does too, but someone has to do what she does UNFORTUNATLY!  :(



Cat

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Rice Cube Penguin was going nuts because the stupid lateral thinking question made no sense!
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HE was going nuts?  Dang, the grizzled one was going nuts too because it did make sense, although admittedly some of those questions are pretty nasty...

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And all the penguins in the Land were happy to see the southernspitfire penguin 'cuz she was lots of fun to play with in the "other world".  She's got spunk! ;)
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Dude the hippie penguin lands his virtual flying machine long enough to advise 80s Cheerleader penguin that she has no idea how true these words she spoke were ;)......and then it was.....WOOOSSSHH........back to the "real world" again. ::)

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YES!!!  They were quite tasty :P  You are such a thoughtful penguin.  Saved one for ya!
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Thanks for saving me one...Here's to hoping everyone has a great day and can come back and play tonight. :D

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And as for trampoline jumpers, I thought there were no rules in LOMP.  Just be happy.  Hey, I might even jump on the trampoline sans boxers.  ;D
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The Lady Penguins are going to love you ;)

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And as for trampoline jumpers, I thought there were no rules in LOMP.  Just be happy.  Hey, I might even jump on the trampoline sans boxers.  ;D
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WooHoo!  Can I bring a camera? :D

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WooHoo!  Can I bring a camera? :D
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Um...okay.  Just no posting on the web!  I do have standards, you know.  ;D

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Okay, since we are penguins, I'm going to put a hose at the top to add some fun! ;)  And, so DJ's butt doesn't get sore if he feels the urge to take his pants back off ;D
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Cool!!  :D  Almost like Slip 'n Slide without the grass...and the swimsuits.  ;D

WHOOPEEEEEEE!  :D :D

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Just for you, a signature toe-touch, followed by a cock jump, then a backflip ;D
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DJ penguin is pleased.  ;D

DJ moves over to the turntables and mixer, and begins to play some happy 80's tunes...

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Hint hint nudge nudge, went the Rice Penguin ;)

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Hint hint nudge nudge, went the Rice Penguin ;)
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One has to get up pretty early in the morning to slip one past ol' RP!! ;) And thanks, cheerleader penguin, for the explanation, the demonstration, and any other ation!! :D

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Fellow penguins, if we all work together, we can push the Haiku thread to page 30 and beyond!  :D
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I'm there, dude!  :D

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I love screaming at people who bug me :D  It's so fun.  Helps with my rage.
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You oughta consider going pro, Earl.  You could be a concierge of rage.  You know, bawl people out for a fee.

For instance, if someone at the gym doesn't wipe the sweat off the machine they were just on, I'd slip you ten buck and you could go up to the offender and vent for me.  Rip them a new orifice in front of EVERYBODY.   You could franchise and make a million...  ;)

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We could wait for this chapter to be locked, then start the next chapter of LOMP.  :)
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Of course, good DJ Penguin, someone else would preemptively start another penguin land, so we might as well migrate.  It is sometimes confusing when threads are started all over the place :P