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"Hey Mom, can I borrow the keys to the car? You know I'm almost 40, right?"
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No Bud...you just FEEL like your 40 because this family has taken years of your life....but sure, take the car :)

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"Bud, please don't pick up any girls.  Kelly has practically worn out the back seat already!"
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Oh right. Like I would use the backseat of that. I have my dignahh...dignahhh...I have my standards.. ::) And don't worry about Bud. Little man will never see the back seat unless he is cleaning out the back looking for spare change. Or his date the sock puppet....

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Now Al, you know Bud's girlfriend...you blew her up for him.
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He asked Peg but she doesn't blow things well at all ::)

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*KNOCK KNOCK* Hey Al, I just left Marci in the bedroom with a cigarette in her hand and a smile on her face. Whaddya say we hit the Jiggly Room tonight?
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Sure thing...let's go! First we gotta go by the zoo though...I promised Peg I'd throw a banana to her mom ;)

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"Nooooo.....I just went off for a few days of massive doses of pure, raw, unadulterated whoopie with Jefferson, because he was feeling neglected by Marcie, and I've been neglected by Al for years!

Frankly, Griff is looking pretty good these days, too....as is that banana Al was saying he was going to throw me...."
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"I just got out of the emergancy room!! The paramedics said they found me wandering aimlessly down Main street mumbling "Kill me.......if you have a caring bone in your body, KILL ME!!"

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"I just got out of the emergancy room!! The paramedics said they found me wandering aimlessly down Main street mumbling "Kill me.......if you have a caring bone in your body, KILL ME!!"
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"Well, Jefferson, that's not what you said last night.....and at least you with a REAL woman last night....Marcy was with a real woman, too, I heard! And as for fetching you boys beer, ask Buck to do it...HE'S the one who is supposed to fetch!"

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"Well, Jefferson, that's not what you said last night.....and at least you with a REAL woman last night....Marcy was with a real woman, too, I heard! And as for fetching you boys beer, ask Buck to do it...HE'S the one who is supposed to fetch!"
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"Last night? What has last night got to do wi........wait a minute........its all coming back tO ME..........AAAAIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!"
Runs, screaming, out the door. {Exit stage left}

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"Last night? What has last night got to do wi........wait a minute........its all coming back tO ME..........AAAAIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!"
Runs, screaming, out the door. {Exit stage left}
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" Good...he's gone....hey Marcy! Come here!"