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Subject: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: Hairspray on 01/17/03 at 11:38 p.m.
Just renamed the thread and all systems are go....
Subject: Re: Nice Try Folks!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/17/03 at 11:39 p.m.
There's no fooling ^ :P
Subject: Re: Nice Try Folks!
Written By: southernspitfire on 01/17/03 at 11:39 p.m.
^^ got me on that one!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: Re: Nice Try Folks!
Written By: Rice Cube on 01/17/03 at 11:40 p.m.
^^ did great sneaking in ;D
^ is a bad distractor :)
Subject: Re: Nice Try Folks!
Written By: southernspitfire on 01/17/03 at 11:41 p.m.
< ran her mouth too soon and ^^^^ caught me doing so!!!!!!!!
Subject: Re: Nice Try Folks!
Written By: Hairspray on 01/17/03 at 11:43 p.m.
What game should we turn this thread into?
Subject: Re: Nice Try Folks!
Written By: Rice Cube on 01/17/03 at 11:44 p.m.
Quoting:
What game should we turn this thread into?
End Quote
Um...Words! No...sonnets? Hmmm...oooh, a story thread! :D
Subject: Re: Nice Try Folks!
Written By: southernspitfire on 01/17/03 at 11:45 p.m.
NO!!!!!! no.......lets play what sex is Hair again....and make her/him give us clues!!!!!!!!!
Subject: Re: Nice Try Folks!
Written By: Rice Cube on 01/17/03 at 11:46 p.m.
According to my sources, Hairspray is a woman ;)
Subject: Re: Nice Try Folks!
Written By: Hairspray on 01/17/03 at 11:47 p.m.
No! A one-liner thread. Rule: Clever one liner responses.
I suck at game creating, but maybe someone will help improve this idea. ;D
Subject: Re: Nice Try Folks!
Written By: southernspitfire on 01/17/03 at 11:47 p.m.
Quoting:
According to my sources, Hairspray is a woman ;)
End Quote
don't believe your sources........
Subject: Re: Nice Try Folks!
Written By: Hairspray on 01/17/03 at 11:48 p.m.
Quoting:
According to my sources, Hairspray is a woman ;)
End Quote
What sources? My Young Padawan, There are no such things.
Subject: Re: Nice Try Folks!
Written By: Zella on 01/17/03 at 11:48 p.m.
Bet he or she even has a unisex name... like Leslie or something... ;)
Subject: Re: Nice Try Folks!
Written By: Rice Cube on 01/17/03 at 11:48 p.m.
Quoting:
No! A one-liner thread. Rule: Clever one liner responses.
I suck at game creating, but maybe someone will help improve this idea. ;D
End Quote
Oh yeah, you and WHAT army? ;D
Subject: Re: Nice Try Folks!
Written By: Hairspray on 01/17/03 at 11:53 p.m.
Nevermind the One-Liner idea. ::)
Subject: Re: Nice Try Folks!
Written By: Rice Cube on 01/17/03 at 11:54 p.m.
Quoting:
Nevermind the One-Liner idea. ::)
End Quote
Dang! Now what am I gonna do until I can resurrect the Yo Mama thread on Mother's Day? ::)
Subject: Re: Nice Try Folks!
Written By: Hairspray on 01/17/03 at 11:58 p.m.
Quoting:
Dang! Now what am I gonna do until I can resurrect the Yo Mama thread on Mother's Day? ::)End Quote
Stifle yourself. This thread's mine! Mwahahahaha!!!
Subject: Re: Nice Try Folks!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/18/03 at 00:02 a.m.
C'mon then HS ;D
Give us something to work with, preferably something that will involve heaps of moderating ! :P
Subject: Re: Nice Try Folks!
Written By: Rice Cube on 01/18/03 at 00:05 a.m.
http://www.peanuts.com/comics/peanuts/archive/peanuts-20030116.html
For Fuss ;D
Subject: Re: Nice Try Folks!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/18/03 at 00:06 a.m.
Thanks Rice :D
Subject: Re: Nice Try Folks!
Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 01/18/03 at 00:09 a.m.
Apparently I missed something while I was putting my son to bed. Okay guys, fill me in! ???
Subject: Re: Nice Try Folks!
Written By: Hairspray on 01/18/03 at 00:10 a.m.
Ok.
PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes! :D
Subject: Re: Nice Try Folks!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/18/03 at 00:10 a.m.
This thread is waiting for a scandal to hit it - it's up to you Karen :o
Do your best ! ;D
Subject: Re: Nice Try Folks!
Written By: Rice Cube on 01/18/03 at 00:10 a.m.
Adult, eh? Oooooh, this could be fun...
I'm sure you'd like to try out my "fun gun" ;D
Is that alright?
Subject: Re: Nice Try Folks!
Written By: Hairspray on 01/18/03 at 00:13 a.m.
Quoting:
Adult, eh? Oooooh, this could be fun...
I'm sure you'd like to try out my "fun gun" ;D
Is that alright?
End Quote
Excellent. No "profanity". ;) ;D 8)
Subject: Re: Nice Try Folks!
Written By: Zella on 01/18/03 at 00:14 a.m.
Quoting:
Adult, eh? Oooooh, this could be fun...
I'm sure you'd like to try out my "fun gun" ;D
End Quote
It's probably guarenteed to stun.
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: Rice Cube on 01/18/03 at 00:15 a.m.
Watch as I shift gears without a clutch!
Hey, if Kermit and Miss Piggy got it on, you could say the frog was "porking the pork" ;D
Subject: Re: Nice Try Folks!
Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 01/18/03 at 00:16 a.m.
Quoting:
This thread is waiting for a scandal to hit it - it's up to you Karen :o
Do your best ! ;D
End Quote
Hmmm...uh...hmmm...
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: Hairspray on 01/18/03 at 00:20 a.m.
I feel myself furiously pulsating -
as you tease with words so titillating. :o
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: Dude on 01/18/03 at 04:20 a.m.
I love to watch you close your eyes...........
as I nibble on your thighs. :P ;)
(Is that kind of how it works?)
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: Indy Gent on 01/18/03 at 01:28 p.m.
With lips as sweet as wine
And also your behind.
(Yeech! :-[)
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: Steve_H on 01/18/03 at 01:43 p.m.
Outside it's storming, don't mind the clock
Come here, my dear, and sit on my sofa
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: shazzaah on 01/18/03 at 02:30 p.m.
These rhymes would fit into the song from Moulin Rouge -'Zidler's Rap/Because we can'. ;D I can't help but think this is going to degenerate into limericks, somehow....
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: Steve_H on 01/18/03 at 02:32 p.m.
Me agree, Shazz... so busted we'll be
A jug, a loaf, and thee and me ;D
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: Steve_H on 01/19/03 at 12:25 a.m.
Good morning, my dear, the sun rises for us
Lean back and relax and let me kiss your ... cheek
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: DJ Midas on 01/24/03 at 08:47 a.m.
Then I work my way over to your neck
As we move up off the couch, I stand tall and erect
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/24/03 at 08:50 a.m.
Whether an anteater or helmet you be
always keep it wrapped or a baby you may see
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: Hairspray on 01/24/03 at 08:55 a.m.
Quoting:
Whether an anteater or helmet you be
always keep it wrapped or a baby you may seeEnd Quote
LOL!
I'm freezing here, frost covers my lawn.
Cover me with your body, make me hot until the break of dawn.
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: DJ Midas on 01/24/03 at 08:57 a.m.
Quoting:
LOL!
I'm freezing here, frost covers my lawn.
Cover me with your body, make me hot until the break of dawn.
End Quote
I would, but over here we have snow
I could be warmed up with a good... cup of hot chocolate ;D
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: Rice Cube on 01/24/03 at 09:05 a.m.
Now this room will be like a heater
When LO! Enter Cyclops the Anteater!
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: Hairspray on 01/24/03 at 09:08 a.m.
Quoting:
I would, but over here we have snow
I could be warmed up with a good... cup of hot chocolate ;DEnd Quote
I got thaaaat!!! ;D
Ok....
Soaking in a hot tub, lathered with suds, eating a cherry.
Come join in and we'll be merry.
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: DJ Midas on 01/24/03 at 09:54 a.m.
Just as long as you're not trying to sell it,
We could have a good time with my helmet.
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/24/03 at 09:57 a.m.
I would be happy to try on your helmet
As long as you promise you won't try to film it
Or an anteater, too, I really don't care
As long as you promise I won't have to share
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: DJ Midas on 01/24/03 at 10:25 a.m.
Sounds like we could have some fun
Just don't roll over when we're done...
Note: Everytime I read this thread I hear the music from Missy Elliot's "Work It" in my head...
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/24/03 at 10:37 a.m.
Quoting:
Sounds like we could have some fun
Just don't roll over when we're done...
Note: Everytime I read this thread I hear the music from Missy Elliot's "Work It" in my head...
End Quote
That wouldn't happen in my life
You see, I'm not a husband, I'm a wife :P
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: DJ Midas on 01/24/03 at 10:43 a.m.
Wives can do it too, if they're tired
Just as long as it's not before I'm expired. :D
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: Banasy on 01/24/03 at 10:51 a.m.
Kitty says, "meow"-wants to go for a spin
Get over here soon, and we'll both win!
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: DJ Midas on 01/24/03 at 10:59 a.m.
Hooray, hooray! I'll be right there!
Maybe today we can try it on a chair? ;)
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: Banasy on 01/24/03 at 11:04 a.m.
In a chair, on the table...
Play some horsey in the stable...
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: DJ Midas on 01/24/03 at 11:06 a.m.
If yous' is willing & ables
We can get busy betwixt the mixer & turntables. :o ;D
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: Banasy on 01/24/03 at 11:13 a.m.
If you do you impression of Clark Gable
I promise not to laugh too hard!
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: DJ Midas on 01/24/03 at 11:16 a.m.
We could have fun now and later
You might even enjoy a little crossfader... ;D
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: Banasy on 01/24/03 at 11:19 a.m.
Crossfader? Now kitty's getting moist-
Stop playing around and get on that hoist! ::)
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: DJ Midas on 01/24/03 at 11:41 a.m.
Hooboy! :o I am almost no match
Perhaps someone's kitty would like a scratch? ;D
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: Rice Cube on 01/24/03 at 11:42 a.m.
Perhaps kitty would like it if I feed her
A little bit of Cyclops the Anteater ;)
(Must...kill...joke!)
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/24/03 at 12:36 a.m.
Playing with Cyclops, fun could abound
Anteater's tongues are the longest around :P
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: shazzaah on 01/24/03 at 12:52 a.m.
Anteater or helmet, a woman should feel luck
as both are capable of a good..conversation ;D
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: Hairspray on 01/24/03 at 01:14 p.m.
It is a proud moment -
when a soldier stands in attention with his helmet.
Being admired, quite content.
Passed inspection. Oooh, she's gonna get it. http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/liebe/liebe039.gif
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/24/03 at 01:17 p.m.
I hope Hairspray's blue smiley doesn't give you angina,
Heartburn's okay, just stay away from my...canal?
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: Rice Cube on 01/24/03 at 01:25 p.m.
I hope the librarian hasn't seen us,
So that I can show you my...Gameboy ;)
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/24/03 at 01:30 p.m.
Your "Gameboy", I'm sure, is really quite awesome
Hey! Where'd it go? Is it playing possum?
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: Rice Cube on 01/24/03 at 01:33 p.m.
Baby for you, a wish I will grant
You'll find my Gameboy in your pants :D
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/24/03 at 01:38 p.m.
For it to be there, it must be magic
Or simply detached, which could prove to be tragic
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: Rice Cube on 01/24/03 at 01:40 p.m.
I would detach it if I weren't so wussy
Then always it would be with your...um...hands.
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/24/03 at 01:55 p.m.
If you did detach it, your wound, I would kiss
But wouldn't it be difficult to stand and take a shower?
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: Hairspray on 01/24/03 at 01:56 p.m.
Luscious sex is best every day and night, I cried.
It's awesome to count on being satisfied.
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/24/03 at 01:58 p.m.
Satisfaction is best it seems
As long as it doesn't only happen in your dreams
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: Crazy Don on 01/24/03 at 02:02 p.m.
I've had a hard and miserable life.
I want a woman to be my wife!
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/24/03 at 02:09 p.m.
I'm sorry ^ is having bad luck
Look at the bright side, you could pay somebody to..................................sorry, keys got stuck
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: Banasy on 01/24/03 at 04:19 p.m.
Quoting:
I'm sorry ^ is having bad luck
Look at the bright side, you could pay somebody to..................................sorry, keys got stuck
End Quote
LMAO! This is so funny!
Here's hoping CD finds a honey!
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: shazzaah on 01/24/03 at 07:50 p.m.
Just a little advice
if your sex life is the pits,
Go to Mardi Gras this year
and shout "Show us your BEEEEP"
Ahh...someone sounded their horn before I was done
(Oh well.. gee, did you notice this game is quite fun?)
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/24/03 at 09:48 p.m.
Mardi Gras beads are what all the girls hunt
Just be careful you don't lose them...when you punt
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: Indy Gent on 01/24/03 at 09:51 p.m.
Sorry, Dude, but I am not gay.
But I'll take some Marinara anyday. ;)
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: Rice Cube on 01/24/03 at 09:53 p.m.
I hope she returns your mush
So you can both meet in the bush ;)
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: Crazy Don on 01/24/03 at 09:54 p.m.
You know, I'd love to meet any young lady.
As long as her reputation isn't that shady…
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: HolyDooley on 01/29/03 at 06:50 a.m.
CD have you tried 'Creative Visualisation'?
The woman of your dream could be your creation!
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/29/03 at 01:08 p.m.
Quoting:
You know, I'd love to meet any young lady.
As long as her reputation isn't that shady…
End Quote
Worried about shady, you shouldn't be
Unless you plan on looking in a tree
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: Rice Cube on 01/29/03 at 02:50 p.m.
Be sure to apply lots of lube
So you can cop a feel of boob...y traps ::)
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/29/03 at 03:34 p.m.
Boob...y traps can be lots of fun
As long as you don't get caught in one ;)
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: DJ Midas on 01/30/03 at 06:25 a.m.
Flexibility I use to have much
I am intrigued by ^'s toe touch ;) ;D
Subject: Re: PROPER (not profane) adult rhymes!
Written By: Indy Gent on 01/31/03 at 10:21 p.m.
Hairspray wants proper, not profane.
But my other rhymes are so inane.