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Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
The group Letic changed its genre of music from a hard edged alt band. Now they're a-pop-Letic.
malfeasance
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
In reply to Indy's word - Malfeasance
Hi, I am Alfea Sance.... And I come all the way from Espagne.
silhouette
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Overheard through thin apartment walls "Ou Silh" "Ou Ette" "Ou Silh" "Ou Ette"
macabre
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Never never land!!
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
I need ma cab really bad... it's 2:30 in the morning and i need to get home !
operetta
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Dennis operetta lot of roles in films.
Madagascar
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Naomi, infuriated that her ride Gascar was late, went home to get Madagascar.
humanitarian
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
The thread is messed up, but apparently Indy gent wrote:
Naomi, infuriated that her ride Gascar was late, went home to get Madagascar.
humanitarian
The new humanitariun display at the Neptunia Zoo was a big hit...
pithy
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
The little boy with a lisp said "Mommy, can we thop, I have to go pithy?"
title
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Mommy replied, "we're almost there, pumpkin. Please sit itle."
goosebump
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
<bad_dracula_accent> Bevare for it is me who goosebump in ze night! </bad_dracula_accent>
cottontail
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
After going through the stickyweed patch, Peter said "Oh No! Stickyweed cottontail!"
motorcycle
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
When the dad asked about why his daughter was going "vroom vroom" all the time, the mom said it was her motor-cycle.
pugnacious
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
When asked if the Pug were a viable candidate for the blue ribbon in the dog show, the Shakespearian judge quipped, "The Pug? Nay! Just doesn't have the breeding."
fornicate
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
I told my wife Cate that we were going to see Zella, so I told her, "We're goin' to Cali-forni, Cate!"
(Actually, I'm not married.)
deceive
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
De ceive is used to seeft de flour.
rancid
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
I ran Cid off but he keeps coming back.
Pheramone
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Outside passers-by could hear Phera mone.
traumatize
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Clarence the Wino dressed so nappy, he even had on trauma-ties.
ravine
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
The bar owner told the pacifier sucking wigged out "club kid", "Thees ees a Tex Mex bar. Nobody wants to Rave een here!"
nessescary
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Quoting:
nessescary
End Quote
:) It's "necessary"...I'll do both! :D
Sometimes the Queen Sarah of Nessus was called "Necessary," because her brother Prince Gary was known as "Nessescary"
That was so poor ;D
contrite
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Its a good thing Rice is heer to coreckt my speling cawse I con't rite or spel. ;)
demonstrative
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Alongside Stolas, Bael and Vual there was another demon: Strative. The nicest demon of them all spreading love and flowers everywhere.
Repercussions
Subject: Re: Re: Rabbit Redux
What do you do here?
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Quoting:
What do you do here?
End Quote
Just put the word in a sentence. It can be the real definition or not, for kicks.
Damian wanted the Red Velvet sofa with Grim Re(a)per cussions.
Next word: pandemonium
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Ling LIng found a new element, they are calling it pandamonium.
forecast
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
I now break leg for(e) cast.
chamomile
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
I usually feed chamomile to my ships of the desert.
repugnant
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Mike the Pug says he would like to be the same breed after he dies, thus becoming re-Pug-nant.
trinoacidol
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
I have smoked marijuana, but will trinoacidol.
cirriculum
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
When I spilled hot sauce on my grandfather clock, it became a curriculum :P
kingfisher
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
The queen looked in the crowd of subjects, knowing that her hubby's mistress was out there somewhere. She then made the King fish 'er out so she could receive her just punishment.
explanation
(Had to save my favorite game from the dreaded page two again)
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Looks like you only succeeded in killing the rabbit thread, Dude. ;)
Next word: flustered
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
I'm not being funny this time…
Indy Gent needed an explanation as to why he was flustered by Dude's apparent lack of a next word.
filibuster
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
At the hoagie stand the cook asked, "so, what kind of sandwich you want, jerky?" and I replied "Fili, buster!"
pasteurize
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
And the Italian chef makes his pasteu(r) rize when cooking it. Although it's a miracle, he doesn't use any yeast !
Rhetoric
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
After being toric once, he became r(h)e-toric.
lumbago
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
"Hey Joe, you know where this lumba go?"
perceptive
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Now did you see that dyslexic football match the other night..... there were loads of inpercetives, or is that inperceptions ?
zygotic
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
"By jove, I think zy got ic!"
quintessential
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
When I squint, essential looks like sentinel.
Terrify
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Terr, ify died my hair blue, would you still love me?
incandescent
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Join my mutual fund. Anyone who jumps in can descent to new lows.
illicit
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
I was watching Ille Nastasi play tennis, and between sets I saw Illi-cit
Singular
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
The hillbilly liked the singer/politician but didn't believe a word he said so he yelled, "Sing you lar!"
obese
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Dude said to C "Obese till and let me catch ya" :P
Dynamo
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
I hopes I doesn't get smoked in no drive by. I can't think of dyn' a mo horrendous death. :-/
stigmata
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
"Id may nod mada to you bud dis stigmata to me," said a stuffy-nosed Merlin.
eyebrow
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
When he shot his brother in the eye, Bro was sorry.
between
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
If you bet Ween never made a country album, you lose the bet.
dynasty
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Sometimes I have this feeling I'm going to dy nasty but hey, it was fun.
mediate
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
And I'll have my meal served immediately when it's cooked !!
ophthalmic
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
The exam wasn't completely thalmic, so it was ophthalmic.
balsamic
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
I finally found a microphone that was made out of a lightweight wood.... infact the receipt said it was a balsa microphone, which shocked me.
coccyx
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Popeye said, "To shoots the gun, first ya gots to cocks ik. Ack, Ack, Ack!!"
steadfast
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
I thought he wanted it slow, instead faster was what he really was longing for. :o
pulitzer
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Overheard at a Tug-o-war match: "Come on people, PUL! It'z er last chance at retaining the championship!"
diaphragm
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
If I diaphragm air filter won't be placed in my coffin, and that's for sure!
salacious
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
The snooze button on Sal's new radio alarm clock made Sal-lacious.
fricasseed
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
When the seeds I planted didn't grow, I said "Those frica seeds!"
message
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
No matter how old I am, I'm still at that mess age.
triplicate
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
He ate too many of those 'shrooms and proceeded to trip like it was going out of style.
fabricate
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
He might have ate a lot of shrooms but his carpet fabric ate what he had given it.
Quinquagesima.
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
My friend Quage is a ditz, and I like maquin' quage sim' a'like an idiot.
erotomania
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Rice Cube said, "I don't rike it but there are a rot o' maniacs on the board." (All in fun Rice........I wouldn't have written it if I didn't think you would mind, 'cause I rike you a rot!! ;))
telecommunicate
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Well, I can tele communic ate a slice of pie.
resurrect
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
The building needed to be surrect again. Thus it neede to resurrect.
pomegranate
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Is 80s cheerleader's pom-pomegranate thing or is it just made out of paper?
carbuncle
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
The 2004 Dodge Buncle is being made as we speak. Nice car-Buncle.
promissory
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
I promis Ory that he can have the last cookie, but then I ate it! ;D
rotunda
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Ellen said to Rosie "Didja hear that Ro? Tunda!" during the rainstorm.
handbook
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
The bank robber said "When we're finished in here, we need to get in the car handBOOK!!"
ordinance
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
From Tom Jones' version of Prince's "Kiss": "Think I ordiNANCE Now!"
behoove
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Them things at the bottom of a cow's feet behooves, you know…
dilatory
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
"Dathy, dilatory abouth the thoothh fairy..." said Michelle.
humanitarian
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Hey Hu! Man, it ari an hot out dere! ;D
Logistics
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Redneck Ben said to J-LO "Gist stics, hunny? No logs fer duh fire?"
pubic
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Bic let another one rip..."P.U., Bic! Take some Gas-X or something!" cried Walter.
symbiotic
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Patty Hearst was kidnapped by the Symbiotic Liberation Army in 1974.
malfeasance
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Quoting:
Bic let another one rip..."P.U., Bic! Take some Gas-X or something!" cried Walter.
End Quote
Speaking of Gas-X........Malfie had a gastronomical problem. Everywhere she went she left Malfie scents.
testimony
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
"Hey Manny, we gots ta testimony to see if it will pass for legit bills, dig?" said Frankie.
dodecahedron
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
I wanted to save my favorite game from page 3 but I can't pronounce DJ's word. ???Anybody?? :-/
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Quoting:
I wanted to save my favorite game from page 3 but I can't pronounce DJ's word. ???Anybody?? :-/
End Quote
doe dek a HEE dron
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Ron told Dodeka to lay off the drugs and her best friend said "Dodeka heed Ron's advice."
(I know......it sux........but, I only did it to save my favorite game from page 3)
catagory
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
After we watched the movie where a cat got plowed by a truck Bernie squealed, "That cat a gory!" ::)
superficial
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
The lesser version of Supercalafragalisticexpealidocious was
Superficialfragalisticexpealidocious.
semisesquadrate
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
I have a nice four wheeler but was wondering how Semise's quad rates beside mine.
spectacular
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Airport security had to inspect Acular's bag b/c it looked like he had a gun in there, which turned out to be the Megatron Transformer.
grandiose
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Iose wanted to know how much it would cost to get the scratch fixed on his new ride. "That will be at least a grand Iose", he was told.
slavery
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
With the army's new Tank, they can sla(y) very efficiently!
Pre-emptive
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
I've been waiting for a month to watch this game and now my local station decides to pre-empt. I've got to get cable. :-/
financial
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
"Yo, can you help me fin' An'cial? I can't fin' her anywheres!"
smithereens
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Montgomery Burns was only mildly impressed by Smithereens (Smithers' rings).
tapestry
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
"Ta pestry wath too hot!" Clarinda sputtered as the steaming pie burned her mouth...
Clairvoiyant
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
When asked who the best 'possum cook in Podunk County was, Billy Joe Bob Voy exclaimed, "I know one thang for dang sure........... Clair Voy a'int!"
stipulate
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
That young man Stip didn't show up on time again. I said to him "Stip u late, boy...."
Ingrate
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
The used Ginsu Slicer Dicer I bought at the flea market was ingrate shape... ::)
parsimonious
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
On the 17th hole, Tiger was par, Simon Ious was -3 strokes
militant
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
General Tom Thumb's tent was only a few inches wide, thus it was called a militant.
sebaceous
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
The only way ma could get Sebay to be quiet was to scream at the top of her lungs, "SEBACIOUS!!!"
detrimental
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Detri became so deranged. His parents made Detri mental.
offal
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Peter Cetera sang, "Next time offal, in love, oo-oo-oo oo oo-oo-oo....."
promenade
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
I just squeezed a bunch of promens together and made promenade.
lector
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Hannibal Lector loved to eat a man's liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti.
psuedonym
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Any nym that is not a real nym is called a pseudonym.
allegory
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
When asked if he wanted another piece of chicken, Almonzo said "I don't know if I'll take a leg or rethink this whole deal and eat fish."
contemplate
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Drew was against using templates for reports, so he was con-template.
misogyny
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Clarinda had arthritis in her joints, so she had to misogyny.
chrysanthomum
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Chrys's Liverpudlian parents got divorced, and Chrys didn't like staying in her dad's flat, so now its just Chrys an' th' mum.
paradox
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Dr. Kildare is expanding his practice and adding a new partner. The new clinic is called "Pair-o-Docs".
region
*I love this game so much that I'll reply to myself to bump it up. :D
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
The bar ran out of Tangaray, so they had to region the place.
Ballast
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
"I'm shoooo waishted" said the bar fly. "I know thish guy a'int takin' me home tonight ballast 'im anyway."
conjecture
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
The jecture turned to a life of crime and became a con-jecture.
penultimate
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
The Aussie criminal got caught with his proverbial "hand in the coodie jar" so for him it was penal time mate. (Penal time mate........penultimate........oh well ::))
typical
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
My Aussie friend Cal had trouble walking upright, so he was deemed "Tippy Cal" (Typical-groan)
diminutive
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Cartman got so mad at Timmy he started fuming, "Dimin u ti ve!"
(I know; such a stretch to save a game I like ::))
vestibule
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Bubba couldn't stand up for 3 hours after Obie kicked him in the vestibules.
titilating
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
bump
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Melissa's breast weren't fully developed until she turned 24. Therefore, she was tit-ilating.
aforethought
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Aforethought is worth twice as much as atwothought, but only half as much as aneigththought...
perpendicular
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
A multipendicular 100 units per-pendicular.
harridan
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
....oh haith ay double are eye gee ay en spells Harridan.... (yeah, I know, it's before everyone's time... ::)
lollapoluzza
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Anyone who pierces several holes on him/herself is a lollapaluzza.
lummox
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
A de'F'd flummox?
Data stream
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
If you go to the Computer River, make sure you see the data stream.
larceny
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Name 'any' idiot member of Metallica
Time to clean house
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Quoting:
Name 'any' idiot member of Metallica
Time to clean house
End Quote
You are lost. Go back to point a, turn right at the next thread, and start over.... ::)
larceny
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Clarinda, being badly versed in French, hailed the waiter by saying: "Larçen! Y est menu?"
tonypandy
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Children just love the host of that cartoon show, Tony Pandy.
finagle
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Hot damn, Billy Bob! Thar's a mighty fin agle you put on that thar triagle...
euglena
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
When Glena stepped in the horse vomit, everybody yelled, "Eu, Glena" in unison.
financier
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
This bank loan is much financier than the other one...
Prototype
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
The old typewriter was replaced with the new prototype.
colitis
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
"Aye, but that coli 'tis amazing" said Jock of Lassie...
manifesto
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
The desperado named Manny Festo escaped prison again.
opulent
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
O! Pulent wretch am I that hath not but a single op...
chimera
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Former Packers tight end Mark Chimera's career ended when he went on trial for statutory rape.
pyorrhea
Quoting:
O! Pulent wretch am I that hath not but a single op...
chimera
End Quote
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Josephus tried to avoid eating Kentucky Fried Chicken because it always gave him pyorrhea...
infidel
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
If a person is not fidel, then he is infidel.
celestial
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
"Sacré bleu!" exclaimed Jacque, the interior decorateur, "Ce les tial in ce sal de bain will leave plus room for ce beau hardwood flooring."
Cumulative
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
When someone likes to collect specimens....uh nevermind! ::) ;D
plethora
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Ingrid didn't really want to plethora gain in the annual Valhalla Day festival, but her girlfriend Gerta insisted...
tenuous
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Ten nuous is nine nuous too many.
magenta
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
If Indy Gent were female, would he have called himself Indy MaGenta?
angora
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
The drug accusations made Courtney Love angora.
incinerator
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
All those footnotes at the end of the British porno novel were in cin erator...
persnickity
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
The Snickety children were given 2 pounds of candy per Snickity.
necromancer
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
For Melvin, the best of errogenous zones lay just below the throat, so he was a real nec romancer...
coagulate
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
The Klotz family couldn't agulate apart, so they had to co-agulate.
sanhedrin
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
San Hedrin was one of the lesser known Saints on the Spanish calandar...
pilchard
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Joe Torre lost a good pilchard when the Yankees traded Pettitte.
liposuction
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Mick Jagger was able to create a lot of liposuction with his trademark labials when engaged in amourous conduct...
conducive
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Since Joe was against ducives, he was conducive.
arabesque
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Habeeb O'Shaunessy often could not decide which holidays to celebrate, but sometimes observed Ramadan if he was feeling particularly Arabesque...
matralineal
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
After Keau Reeves completed his next film, he felt matra-lineal.
paranechia
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
After opening the two almost identical boxes, Clarinda discovered she had gotten a paranechia pets for Christmas, a chia head and a chia sheep.
consanguinity
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
The President was out for blood, so he was prosanguinity, not consanguinity.
periodontal
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
The museum in tiny Elmville boasted a genuine skeleton of the long extict periodontal, which was their pride and joy.
kudzu
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
"Kudzu!" "Gesundheit!"
opinionated
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
An idiot was hungry, so he got a candy bar, then he opinionated. :P
legislature
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Procrastinating lawyers always legis-late, ture (true?)
procreation
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
The senator was not so much procreation as condestruction.
globular
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
He claimed they were globular, but they were more pea-shaped. :D
entendre
Quoting:
The senator was not so much procreation as condestruction.
globular
End Quote
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
The lummings and mesk oxun are often found wandering entendre...
manifesto
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
The Mexicans like to party all the time, so they had manifesto.
pomegranate
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Bad geology term paper: The pomegranate is an excellent example of a type of sedentary rock. The other two classes of rock are ignoramus and metromorpheus.
draconian
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Don't you draconian me into your arguments.
whipporwill
Quoting:
Bad geology term paper: The pomegranate is an excellent example of a type of sedentary rock. The other two classes of rock are ignoramus and metromorpheus.
draconian
End Quote
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Would you like cool whipporwill you have your pie without it?
semierect
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
The wrecking ball only took out half the building; now it's semierect.
cellulite
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Don't you hate when the bartender tries to cellulite beer when you would rather have whiskey?
animate
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Some people just don't like to share their apartment with anyone, thus they are an(t)i-mate.
equinox
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
If a horse and a bison were to mate, they would have an equinox.
lollygag
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
If Lolly tried to swallow an all-day sucker whole, it would make lolly-gag.
carberetion
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Carberetion is a carb aberration used only in Yugos; all other cars use carburation...
semisesquadrate
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
The sesquad did a terrible job, that's why the semisesquadrate a one.
peritonitis
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Josiah could only speak in a squawk as his throat was infected with peritonitis.
cedilla
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
I wanted to know some information, so the desk help told me to cedilla.
gerrymander
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
The language instructor taught gerrymander in Chinese.
foible
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
The bowl had stunk earlier the last time fish was put in, so this time we'll foible.
pratfalls
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Pratfalls when I leave banana peels on the floor.
zymurgy
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
The takeover of Tour deFrance Bicycle equipment by the Bank of Paris was quashed by workers who opposed zy-murgy.
egocentrist
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
He goes in unast, he goe's in duexst, and egocentrist.
asparagus
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
When Cinderella's evil stepmom tried to grind up her pet mice, she shrieked, "Please, aspara-gus."
reverberate
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
George Washington said, "We have a wonderful messenger named Paul Rever! Berate him never."
gallows
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Never underestimate how a gal-lows herself.
haberdashery
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Haberdashery is usually considered one step up from skullduggery, but a stage below mumbledepeg.
dexterious
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Have you met the new Razors' running back, Dexter Rious?
eustachian
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
I eusta chian my shoes when they got all marked up, but I got tired of it.
caucus
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
The election of 2004 is turning out to be a big pile of caucus.
effervescent
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Effervescent good enough, then ervess won't do.
Diaphragmatic
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
If the thing don't fit, then it's not diaphagmatic.
salacious
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
I ate a salad that was so delicious, it was salacious.
putschist
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Putschist inside her pen, Junior.
ampersand
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
There is lots of ampersand at Amper Beach.
chickweed
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
The chicks down South know how to party; they have their own chickweed.
balderdash
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Did you see the balderdash out of the room so fast?
juncture
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
I didn't think that comedy "Petticoat Juncture" was that funny.
sucrelose
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
"Sucre lose!" exclaimed Jean Paul Avila de Bolivia, "we are out of sucrose again!"
multifarious
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
We have at least 12 carnivals in the summer; that makes us multifarious.
exhilleration
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
After the exhilleration program, the city looked like the Great Plains...
bassoon
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Donald Rumsfeld sometimes is a giant bassoon.
ombudsman
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
"Ah came with Bud an' Om leavin' with Bud, 'cus Ombudsman!" drawled Bubba the gay southerner...
clavicle
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
When he saw the clavs on his girlfriend's face, he realized she was clavicle.
surreptitious
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Mehitabel was fond of all dishes calling for lots of syrup. I guess you could say she really loved surreptitious.
Minnehaha
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
The flashers 'wares' were so insignificant, I could only let out a minihaha :o
Brouhaha
Subject: Re: Rabbit Redux
Drinking a keg of cheap beer while telling dirty jokes can really cause a big brouhaha.
polenta