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Subject: question the answers game
This game was kindly suggested to me recently...
I give an answer and then someone gives the (hopefully amusing) question to match it...
Then the poster must add a new answer for someone else to put a question to....
A: Frog legs
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Okay, he says carefully.... :-/
Q : What are found under below French Footballer's shorts ?
A : Frog's legs
New Answer :
A 'fuzzy tree'
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What happens when you see a very excited Robin Williams?
A. Grand Sized Sandwich
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What are the "Three Tenors" in a compromising position! :o
New anser:
A: velcro
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What could possibly hurt more than a hot leg wax?
A. Manila
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Quoting:
A. Manila
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What happened when Godzilla spent the night with Milly Vanilly... :P
new:
A: kumquat
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What fruit sounds really really dirty but really isn't? :D
A: Asteroid
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What did George Jetson's dog have that prevented him from sitting down for a week?
Answer: iodine
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What do you call it when a moon of Jupiter eats a meal?
A: Geranium
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What do you get when a Deutschlander makes love to some yellow cake ?
Geranium.... ::)
A :Mindbender
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What is a perfect entry for 'the funniest injury you've ever had'?
A: preppy
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What comes out if a Chinese guy mispronounces the name for a young dog?
A: Cornucopia
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When corn decide to have a group therapy session.
titillating ;D
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Okay Shazzaah - you threadkiller ! I'll do it !
Q : What is the medical term for the dleayed development of the breasts ?
Done, whew ! :-/
New answer :
A : Mountain Dew
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What is the opposite of Mountain Don't?
herbivore
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What do you call a psychadelic Volkswagon that eats plants ?
A Herbivore
New answer :
Spreadsheet
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Q: What does a farmer do to fertilize his crops?
A: Spreadsheet
New answer:
A: meatball
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What kind of ball would not be suitable for a sporting event?
dandelion
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Q: What was Simba in the eyes of Nala?
A: Dandelion
New Answer:
A: Hung Jury
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What did we see in the nude version of "Twelve Angry Men"?
A: A Hung Jury
new answer:
A: fried rice
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Q: What might we have if Mr. Cube partook in a toke?
A: Fried Rice
New answer:
A: smokescreen
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What should you never use as a hatch for a submarine?
A: Fly fishing
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What do you do when you tie bait to a fly swatter?
:P I don't know... my answer was kind of dumb
A. lebeiw15
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What happens when a Chinese guy disapproves of an entire college basketball team's roster? ;D
A: panda
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What do you bake cakes in? ::)
A) Chrysler
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What do you call someone who can't talk straight and yells out? (cry-slur) ??? ::) ::) :P
I suck at this
A. Walkman
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What do you do if you ride the bus but miss it and the next one isn't due for hours, man?
gregarious
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What is a Brady Bunch character's name, comedian Shandling's first name, and a pronoun for two people (possessive)? :-/
A: gregarious
New Answer:
milestone
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What is the rock in the road that you hit after driving 5,280 feet?
A. Zenith
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What brand television set is best for tossing out of high-rise windows?
A: manure
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Who is Pa Nure married to?
New Answer: kilobyte
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What does a person with an "r" speech impediment say a pit bull has?
New Answer: Pokemon
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Q: What is a slow guy in Jamaica referred to as?
New Answer:
hangnail
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What do you drive into the wall to put your pictures up on them?
perverse
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How do you sing a song?
Crapshoot
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What do you get when you combine two not-so-dirty words?
A: cheerleader
(welcome to the games) 8)
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What are girls who jump around half dressed in little skirts at sporting events? ;)
Rooster
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How do hopping marsupials make soup?
A: wallaby
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What does a southerner say when he is confused? Followed by da#ned
Wisteria
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Quoting:
(welcome to the games) 8)
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Thanks ;D
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Quoting:
What does a southerner say when he is confused? Followed by da#ned
Wisteria
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;D
How does Elmer Fudd describe a flesh-eating bacterium? (Listeria --> Wisteria, get it?) ;D
gonorrhea
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What did the redneck say when he came back from his trip to the former capital of Brazil?
claptrap
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What is a new slang word for condom?
Candelabra
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What is the sign of a good magician?
A: gypsy
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What was the dancer Rose Lee's nickname?
Expedition
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What is the crappiest SUV ever?
Hummer
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Quoting:
What is the crappiest SUV ever?
Hummer
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Don't think so...
What does my husband wish I would give him every night?
clock
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Quoting:
Don't think so...End Quote
Debatable ;)
Quoting:
What does my husband wish I would give him every night?End Quote
That's so wrong ;D
Quoting:
clock
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What does a chicken with a cold say?
Grasshopper
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What do drug dealers hide their marijuana in?
Glacier
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What do you call one who makes ice cream in France?
A: hangover
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What do trashy people who live in trailer parks have to do when the wind blows their underwear off the line?
toothpick
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Quoting:
What do trashy people who live in trailer parks have to do when the wind blows their underwear off the line?
toothpick
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Device used by most dentists to choose the type of veneer they will use in your mouth.
Dunlap
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What happens when you're done running around the track?
A: seven
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How many deadly sins are there?
Penance
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What is the art of becoming one with a pen? :)
A: tie-dye
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What does someone Siamese do when he expire?
wretched
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How does one feel after retching?
Antelope
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What happens when the little ant runs away with another ant without the queen ant's knowledge...
A: thermometer
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What is something that some sadistic dr decided needed to be stuck up my baby's butt to take a temperature?
diaper
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Quoting:
What is something that some sadistic dr decided needed to be stuck up my baby's butt to take a temperature?
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Good gravy, they still DO that?? !! :o
What old people wear instead of walking to the bathroom.
A: testament
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A trial breath freshener.
Odyssey
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What is the opposite of evenyssey?
angina
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What is a drink used with tonic?
operative
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What is a fancy word for a spy?
Milk
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What did Ernest ultimately use to destroy the ghouls and save Halloween?
A: gazebo
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The type of guaze you use on the wound of a hypocondriac... ::)
plutarchy
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What did the redneck Floridian say "dem gators done did"?
syzygy
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What is the sound of bad bacon frying?
Gluteus
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What surrounds a black hole?
apendicectomy
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apendicectomy
It it can 'appen to me, it can 'apendicetomy to you too.
Lathargy
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A religion which I am a firm believer of.
penitent
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What do you call it when a dude sees a hot girl while wearing tight pants?
A: gumball
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Who was one of two morons that called last night's Tennessee-Oakland game?
A: repulsion
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What do you call it when they decide to let you back in school after you did something really bad?
A. masticate
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Who is Master Bates' much more widely know and accepted cousin?
starbuck
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What is the currency of outer space?
flamingo
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What do you call a showy, usually Latin dancer with wings and feathers?
oppenheimer
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Q: What's the new name of the maneuver to get someone to start choking?
New answer: high maintenance
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What are 2 words to describe my husband?
Palm Pilot
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Have you been Palm Piloting or just happy to see me? ;D
Doggedly
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Q: What might Apu from The Simpsons refer to 'doggy-style' as?
http://www.alaska.net/~rockwell/pictures/apu.gif
New answer: humdinger
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Q : What do ring when you had enough of someone else's hummers ? ::) :-X
New answer :
Captain Hook
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A place to hang a Captains Jacket.
Haphazard
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What do golfers call a sand trap named after Hap?
mystical
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What do you call a female Elmo?
New answer: lightning rod
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What did Wonder Woman call The Flash's manhood?
pornographic
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What do you call a naked engineer?
Answer: chutzpah
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Q: Who is the father of Chut?
New answer: rugburn
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After the fire at the warehouse, Indira said "Oh No! All Rug Burn!"
income
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Q: What do I wish I had more of?
New answer: protractor
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What do you learn to use in school to draw perfect circles that you probably never use again?
punk
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What does your man call you when he's mad?
new answer: 42
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What is the number of this reply - 50?
taxes
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When he was governor of West Virginia, what did Gaston Caperton try to rename West Virginia? (And he almost renamed Charleston "Dollars"!)
infatuation
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What video by Rod Stewart has two different endings?
New answer: corkscrew
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What is demonstrated on page 205 of "The Joy of Sex" book?
Answer: probe
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Justification for waste of taxpayers' money
Next: French fries
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What was one of the dinner choices Lane's mom made in Better Off Dead?
hammer
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Who is that man with the balloon pants & why does he keep telling me I can't touch it?
Answer: Gravy Boat
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Sorry I know that was a two part question! But I had to. :P
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What is the least used wedding gift I received?
republic
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To go public again.
life in prison
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What I probably will get if I screw up my taxes AGAIN! ;)
whoopie
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Q: Who is one of my least favorite comedians?
New answer: cocktail
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What is it too early in the morning for me to drink?
advance
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What did I ask my boss for when I had to bail my best friend out of jail?
Puberty
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Q: What do I hope I never get asked in a restaurant?
New answer: barb wire
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What is a telegram that is sent as an insult called?
busted
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Q: How did Ted's parents get him to school?
New answer: fruit salad
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What is the most annoying song by the Wiggles?
wiggle
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What are my kids watching right now?
retirement
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What do you call changing the four pieces of rubber on your car?
boondoggle
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What happens when you smoke to much bob and name your band at the same time.
Screech
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Who recently went on a date with a body builder?
apple pie
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According to a recent survey, what do most american teens THINK sex is like?
Meander
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What phrase do some people use instead of "She and I"?
cucumber
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What should every woman have in their home?
new answer: scrumptious
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How does that cucumber taste?
Batteries
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What are not included with most toys and power equipment that need them?
assault
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What Colin Powell would like to do to Iraq.
Yellow
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What is the most Mello color in the spectrum?
rainbow
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What did I see out my window this morning? :D
Dank
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What would Dan be if he never took a bath in a month?
crosswires
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How do you hotwire a car?
republic
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What would be left of Saffron's band if the 'a' was taken off?
conflict
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What did the con artist do with his cigarrette butt after he finished smoking?
widescreen
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What did the hubby and I win at a Super Bowl party a few years ago?
canary
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Whose head fell off when it got old?
dictionary
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What is your shoe size?
potty-trained
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What does "Speedo Boy" need to be?
rachmaninoff
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Who did Britney Spears cite as one of her primary influences?
Polytheism
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The worship of parrots.
Mississippi
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What is the name of Mr. Sippi's wife?
fandango
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When Dan the fan hears that his favorite band is coming to town in concert, what does Dan do? :-/
flip-flop
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What happens to a movie called Flip when it stars Jackie Chan and Billy Bob Thornton.
Parachute
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What do New Yorkers call 2 escape slides for high rises?
nursery
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Where do you keep nurses?
Psychoanalysis
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What is a waste of good money?
arbitration
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What is a waste of time in baseball other than watching the game?
beta carotine
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What do you call the second carrot in command?
conductivity
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What would Arthur Fiedler have if he was struck by lightning?
servitudes
Quoting:
What do you call the second carrot in command?
conductivity
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What do I call waiters/waitresses with attitudes?
forever
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How long should a marriage last, but not if one of your spouses is a dung-headed creep?
influenza
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How did Enza's friends reply when asked how she got there?
hiccup
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What do you call a redneck's jock strap?
alphabet
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What is another name for the first bet?
samurai
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What did the Japanese baker offer to his customers?
dillweed
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What kind of pot can you get from Bob Dylan?
majority
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What rank is slightly above captainity?
vilification
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What would be a nice romantic getaway to a villa?
apprehend
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The act of understanding how to fill out applications.
Dutification
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What do you call my action to bump this thread to page one?
New answer: headstrong
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What do you call a Kung-Fu Master who can break cement blocks with his noggin?
stubborn
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What would happen if I lit my goatee on fire?
whipped cream
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What is something we haven't forayed into in the Misfit penguin lands, but should ;)?
obtuse
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what are on of the angles?
smoking in the boys room
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Quoting:
what are one of the angles?
smoking in the boys room
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What Brownsville Station song was remade by Mötley Crüe?
halitosis
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What does actress Hallie Eisenberg have at the end of her feetses?
Reverend Moon
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What do you call it when a preacher flashes his back side?
dingo
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What does my doorbello sound like?
home run
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What base did DJ Midas not get too last night? ;)
peking duck
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Quoting:
What base did DJ Midas not get too last night? ;)
peking duck
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:P
What was Donald called when he spoiled his surprise?
mistletoe
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What keeps a Scud from falling down?
service
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What didn't I get at the restaurant last night, because I didn't go there?
Monument Circle
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Where did I stand In line for 2.5 hours in 1993 before going up the elevator to view the Capitol scenery?
Peach pie
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What often gets confused withe nectarine pie or apricot pie?
Orange zest
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What "non-soap" bombed when it went on the market, because they expected it to be green instead of orange?
fermata
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For whom did I buy that mother's ring for her birthday back in '92?
turmoil
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What you put in Turn cars.
aggrandize
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What do you do to a $1 bill to make it a $1,000 bill?
Rice Pilaf
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What you do when rice stick to wall?
Apple Turnover