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Subject: question the answers game

Written By: Zella on 01/13/03 at 04:50 p.m.

This game was kindly suggested to me recently...

I give an answer and then someone gives the (hopefully amusing) question to match it...

Then the poster must add a new answer for someone else to put a question to....


A: Frog legs

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/13/03 at 04:58 p.m.

Okay, he says carefully.... :-/

Q : What are found under below French Footballer's shorts ?

A : Frog's legs

New Answer :

A 'fuzzy tree'

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/13/03 at 05:00 p.m.

What happens when you see a very excited Robin Williams?



A.  Grand Sized Sandwich

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Zella on 01/13/03 at 05:02 p.m.

What are the "Three Tenors" in a compromising position! :o

New anser:

A: velcro

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/13/03 at 05:16 p.m.

What could possibly hurt more than a hot leg wax?


A.  Manila

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Zella on 01/13/03 at 05:21 p.m.


Quoting:
A.  Manila
End Quote



What happened when Godzilla spent the night with Milly Vanilly... :P


new:

A: kumquat

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/13/03 at 05:25 p.m.

What fruit sounds really really dirty but really isn't?  :D

A: Asteroid

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Steve_H on 01/13/03 at 05:28 p.m.

What did George Jetson's dog have that prevented him from sitting down for a week?

Answer: iodine

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/13/03 at 05:29 p.m.

What do you call it when a moon of Jupiter eats a meal?

A:  Geranium

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/13/03 at 05:45 p.m.

What do you get when a Deutschlander makes love to some yellow cake ?

Geranium.... ::)



A :Mindbender

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Zella on 01/13/03 at 05:48 p.m.

What is a perfect entry for 'the funniest injury you've ever had'?


A: preppy

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/13/03 at 05:57 p.m.

What comes out if a Chinese guy mispronounces the name for a young dog?

A:  Cornucopia

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: shazzaah on 01/13/03 at 06:59 p.m.

When corn decide to have a group therapy session.


titillating  ;D


Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/14/03 at 04:34 a.m.

Okay Shazzaah - you threadkiller !  I'll do it !

Q : What is the medical term for the dleayed development of the breasts ?

Done, whew !  :-/

New answer :  

A : Mountain Dew

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Crazy Don on 01/14/03 at 05:08 a.m.

What is the opposite of Mountain Don't?

herbivore

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/14/03 at 05:10 a.m.

What do you call a psychadelic Volkswagon that eats plants ?

A Herbivore

New answer :

Spreadsheet

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/14/03 at 07:26 a.m.

Q: What does a farmer do to fertilize his crops?

A: Spreadsheet


New answer:

A: meatball

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Crazy Don on 01/14/03 at 08:16 a.m.

What kind of ball would not be suitable for a sporting event?

dandelion

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/14/03 at 08:21 a.m.

Q: What was Simba in the eyes of Nala?

A: Dandelion

New Answer:

A: Hung Jury

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Zella on 01/14/03 at 12:10 a.m.

What did we see in the nude version of "Twelve Angry Men"?

A: A Hung Jury

new answer:

A: fried rice

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/14/03 at 12:12 a.m.

Q: What might we have if Mr. Cube partook in a toke?

A: Fried Rice

New answer:

A: smokescreen

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/14/03 at 03:25 p.m.

What should you never use as a hatch for a submarine?



A: Fly fishing

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: lebeiw15 on 01/14/03 at 03:43 p.m.

What do you do when you tie bait to a fly swatter?  

:P I don't know... my answer was kind of dumb

A. lebeiw15

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/14/03 at 06:02 p.m.

What happens when a Chinese guy disapproves of an entire college basketball team's roster?   ;D

A:  panda

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: shazzaah on 01/14/03 at 07:13 p.m.

What do you bake cakes in? ::)

A) Chrysler

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: lebeiw15 on 01/14/03 at 07:27 p.m.

What do you call someone who can't talk straight and yells out?  (cry-slur)   ???  ::)  ::)  :P

I suck at this



A. Walkman

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Crazy Don on 01/14/03 at 07:29 p.m.

What do you do if you ride the bus but miss it and the next one isn't due for hours, man?

gregarious

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/15/03 at 07:04 a.m.

What is a Brady Bunch character's name, comedian Shandling's first name, and a pronoun for two people (possessive)?  :-/

A: gregarious

New Answer:

milestone

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: lebeiw15 on 01/15/03 at 03:02 p.m.

What is the rock in the road that you hit after driving 5,280 feet?



A.  Zenith

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/15/03 at 03:03 p.m.

What brand television set is best for tossing out of high-rise windows?


A: manure

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/16/03 at 06:43 a.m.

Who is Pa Nure married to?

New Answer: kilobyte

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/17/03 at 08:08 a.m.

What does a person with an "r" speech impediment say a pit bull has?

New Answer:  Pokemon

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/17/03 at 08:13 a.m.

Q: What is a slow guy in Jamaica referred to as?

New Answer:

hangnail

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Crazy Don on 01/17/03 at 09:01 a.m.

What do you drive into the wall to put your pictures up on them?

perverse

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/17/03 at 12:48 a.m.

How do you sing a song?

Crapshoot

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/17/03 at 12:53 a.m.

What do you get when you combine two not-so-dirty words?




A: cheerleader

(welcome to the games)  8)

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/17/03 at 12:55 a.m.

What are girls who jump around half dressed in little skirts at sporting events?   ;)

Rooster

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/17/03 at 12:59 a.m.

How do hopping marsupials make soup?



A: wallaby

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/17/03 at 01:01 p.m.

What does a southerner say when he is confused?  Followed by da#ned

Wisteria

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/17/03 at 01:02 p.m.


Quoting:
(welcome to the games)  8)
End Quote



Thanks ;D

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/17/03 at 01:03 p.m.


Quoting:
What does a southerner say when he is confused?  Followed by da#ned

Wisteria
End Quote



;D


How does Elmer Fudd describe a flesh-eating bacterium?  (Listeria --> Wisteria, get it?)  ;D


gonorrhea

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Crazy Don on 01/17/03 at 01:07 p.m.

What did the redneck say when he came back from his trip to the former capital of Brazil?

claptrap

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/17/03 at 01:08 p.m.

What is a new slang word for condom?

Candelabra

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/17/03 at 01:09 p.m.

What is the sign of a good magician?



A:  gypsy

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/17/03 at 01:15 p.m.

What was the dancer Rose Lee's nickname?

Expedition

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/17/03 at 01:17 p.m.

What is the crappiest SUV ever?


Hummer

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/17/03 at 01:19 p.m.


Quoting:
What is the crappiest SUV ever?


Hummer
End Quote



Don't think so...

What does my husband wish I would give him every night?

clock

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/17/03 at 01:22 p.m.


Quoting:


Don't think so...End Quote



Debatable ;)

Quoting:

What does my husband wish I would give him every night?End Quote



That's so wrong ;D

Quoting:

clock
End Quote



What does a chicken with a cold say?


Grasshopper

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/17/03 at 01:25 p.m.

What do drug dealers hide their marijuana in?

Glacier

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/17/03 at 01:35 p.m.

What do you call one who makes ice cream in France?


A:  hangover

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/17/03 at 01:48 p.m.

What do trashy people who live in trailer parks have to do when the wind blows their underwear off the line?

toothpick

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: shazzaah on 01/17/03 at 02:00 p.m.


Quoting:
What do trashy people who live in trailer parks have to do when the wind blows their underwear off the line?

toothpick
End Quote



Device used by most dentists to choose the type of veneer they will use in your mouth.

Dunlap

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/17/03 at 02:02 p.m.

What happens when you're done running around the track?



A:  seven

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/17/03 at 02:08 p.m.

How many deadly sins are there?

Penance

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/17/03 at 02:14 p.m.

What is the art of becoming one with a pen?   :)



A:  tie-dye

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Crazy Don on 01/17/03 at 04:22 p.m.

What does someone Siamese do when he expire?

wretched

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: wombert on 01/17/03 at 04:41 p.m.

How does one feel after retching?


Antelope

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/17/03 at 04:43 p.m.

What happens when the little ant runs away with another ant without the queen ant's knowledge...



A:  thermometer

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/17/03 at 05:01 p.m.

What is something that some sadistic dr decided needed to be stuck up my baby's butt to take a temperature?

diaper

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/17/03 at 05:06 p.m.


Quoting:
What is something that some sadistic dr decided needed to be stuck up my baby's butt to take a temperature?
End Quote



Good gravy, they still DO that??  !!   :o


What old people wear instead of walking to the bathroom.


A: testament

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: wombert on 01/17/03 at 05:21 p.m.

A trial breath freshener.


Odyssey

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Crazy Don on 01/17/03 at 06:02 p.m.

What is the opposite of evenyssey?

angina

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/17/03 at 06:05 p.m.

What is a drink used with tonic?

operative

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/17/03 at 10:55 p.m.

What is a fancy word for a spy?

Milk

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/17/03 at 11:14 p.m.

What did Ernest ultimately use to destroy the ghouls and save Halloween?


A: gazebo

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Zella on 01/19/03 at 00:01 a.m.

The type of guaze you use on the wound of a hypocondriac... ::)

plutarchy

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/19/03 at 00:14 a.m.

What did the redneck Floridian say "dem gators done did"?

syzygy

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Race_Bannon on 01/19/03 at 01:35 a.m.

What is the sound of bad bacon frying?

Gluteus

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: scaryfast on 01/19/03 at 02:01 a.m.

What surrounds a black hole?

apendicectomy

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Race_Bannon on 01/19/03 at 02:25 a.m.

apendicectomy

It it can 'appen to me, it can 'apendicetomy to you too.

Lathargy

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/19/03 at 10:29 p.m.

A religion which I am a firm believer of.

penitent

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/20/03 at 01:11 a.m.

What do you call it when a dude sees a hot girl while wearing tight pants?



A: gumball

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/20/03 at 10:50 a.m.

Who was one of two morons that called last night's Tennessee-Oakland game?

A: repulsion

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: marinara on 01/20/03 at 12:24 a.m.

What do you call it when they decide to let you back in school after you did something really bad?

A. masticate

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/20/03 at 01:15 p.m.

Who is Master Bates' much more widely know and accepted cousin?

starbuck

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Crazy Don on 01/20/03 at 02:26 p.m.

What is the currency of outer space?

flamingo

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Indy Gent on 01/20/03 at 04:28 p.m.

What do you call a showy, usually Latin dancer with wings and feathers?

oppenheimer

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/24/03 at 08:38 a.m.

Q: What's the new name of the maneuver to get someone to start choking?

New answer:  high maintenance

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/24/03 at 08:44 a.m.

What are 2 words to describe my husband?

Palm Pilot

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Race_Bannon on 01/26/03 at 01:01 a.m.

Have you been Palm Piloting or just happy to see me? ;D


Doggedly

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/28/03 at 07:58 a.m.

Q: What might Apu from The Simpsons refer to 'doggy-style' as?

http://www.alaska.net/~rockwell/pictures/apu.gif

New answer: humdinger

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 02/01/03 at 05:37 a.m.

Q : What do ring when you had enough of someone else's hummers ?  ::) :-X


New answer :

Captain Hook

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Race_Bannon on 02/01/03 at 06:43 a.m.

A place to hang a Captains Jacket.

Haphazard

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/01/03 at 12:00 a.m.

What do golfers call a sand trap named after Hap?

mystical

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Banasy on 02/01/03 at 12:19 a.m.

What do you call a female Elmo?

New answer: lightning rod

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/01/03 at 08:20 p.m.

What did Wonder Woman call The Flash's manhood?

pornographic

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/01/03 at 09:13 p.m.

What do you call a naked engineer?

Answer: chutzpah

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: DJ Midas on 02/03/03 at 10:40 a.m.

Q: Who is the father of Chut?

New answer: rugburn

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/03/03 at 11:49 a.m.

After the fire at the warehouse, Indira said "Oh No!  All Rug Burn!"

income

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: DJ Midas on 02/04/03 at 12:41 a.m.

Q:  What do I wish I had more of?

New answer:  protractor

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/04/03 at 12:57 a.m.

What do you learn to use in school to draw perfect circles that you probably never use again?

punk

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: QueenAmenRa on 02/04/03 at 06:30 p.m.

What does your man call you when he's mad?

new answer: 42

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/04/03 at 07:21 p.m.

What is the number of this reply - 50?

taxes

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Crazy Don on 02/04/03 at 07:46 p.m.

When he was governor of West Virginia, what did Gaston Caperton try to rename West Virginia?  (And he almost renamed Charleston "Dollars"!)

infatuation

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: DJ Midas on 02/05/03 at 10:52 a.m.

What video by Rod Stewart has two different endings?

New answer: corkscrew

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: princessofpop on 02/05/03 at 10:54 a.m.

What is demonstrated on page 205 of "The Joy of Sex" book?

Answer:  probe

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Thunderbolt on 02/05/03 at 07:26 p.m.

Justification for waste of taxpayers' money

Next: French fries

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/05/03 at 08:10 p.m.

What was one of the dinner choices Lane's mom made in Better Off Dead?

hammer

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: princessofpop on 02/05/03 at 08:15 p.m.

Who is that man with the balloon pants & why does he keep telling me I can't touch it?

Answer:  Gravy Boat

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: princessofpop on 02/05/03 at 08:16 p.m.

Sorry I know that was a two part question!  But I had to. :P

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/05/03 at 08:17 p.m.

What is the least used wedding gift I received?

republic

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Thunderbolt on 02/05/03 at 08:33 p.m.

To go public again.

life in prison

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: princessofpop on 02/05/03 at 08:33 p.m.

What I probably will get if I screw up my taxes AGAIN!   ;)

whoopie

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: DJ Midas on 02/06/03 at 06:53 a.m.

Q: Who is one of my least favorite comedians?

New answer: cocktail

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/06/03 at 07:00 a.m.

What is it too early in the morning for me to drink?

advance

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: princessofpop on 02/06/03 at 07:06 a.m.

What did I ask my boss for when I had to bail my best friend out of jail?

Puberty

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: DJ Midas on 02/06/03 at 07:08 a.m.

Q:  What do I hope I never get asked in a restaurant?

New answer: barb wire

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/06/03 at 07:12 a.m.

What is a telegram that is sent as an insult called?


busted

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: DJ Midas on 02/06/03 at 07:14 a.m.

Q: How did Ted's parents get him to school?

New answer: fruit salad

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/06/03 at 07:15 a.m.

What is the most annoying song by the Wiggles?


wiggle

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: princessofpop on 02/06/03 at 07:24 a.m.

What are my kids watching right now?

retirement

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Crazy Don on 02/06/03 at 07:25 a.m.

What do you call changing the four pieces of rubber on your car?

boondoggle

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: princessofpop on 02/06/03 at 07:30 a.m.

What happens when you smoke to much bob and name your band at the same time.

Screech

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: DJ Midas on 02/06/03 at 07:31 a.m.

Who recently went on a date with a body builder?

apple pie

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: princessofpop on 02/06/03 at 08:01 a.m.

According to a recent survey, what do most american teens THINK sex is like?

Meander



Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: DJ Midas on 02/06/03 at 08:05 a.m.

What phrase do some people use instead of "She and I"?

cucumber

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: QueenAmenRa on 02/06/03 at 08:22 a.m.

What should every woman have in their home?

new answer: scrumptious

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: princessofpop on 02/06/03 at 08:40 a.m.

How does that cucumber taste?

Batteries

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Crazy Don on 02/06/03 at 08:47 a.m.

What are not included with most toys and power equipment that need them?

assault

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: princessofpop on 02/06/03 at 09:20 a.m.

What Colin Powell would like to do to Iraq.

Yellow

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/06/03 at 09:20 a.m.

What is the most Mello color in the spectrum?

rainbow

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: princessofpop on 02/06/03 at 09:24 a.m.

What did I see out my window this morning? :D

Dank

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/08/03 at 04:57 p.m.

What would Dan be if he never took a bath in a month?
crosswires

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Crazy Don on 02/08/03 at 06:20 p.m.

How do you hotwire a car?

republic

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Indy Gent on 02/08/03 at 10:41 p.m.

What would be left of Saffron's band if the 'a' was taken off?

conflict

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: DJ Midas on 02/10/03 at 06:39 a.m.

What did the con artist do with his cigarrette butt after he finished smoking?

widescreen

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/10/03 at 07:53 a.m.

What did the hubby and I win at a Super Bowl party a few years ago?


canary

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: QueenAmenRa on 02/10/03 at 03:20 p.m.

Whose head fell off when it got old?

dictionary

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 02/10/03 at 03:54 p.m.

What is your shoe size?


potty-trained

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: QueenAmenRa on 02/10/03 at 05:59 p.m.

What does "Speedo Boy" need to be?


rachmaninoff

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Tangle on 02/10/03 at 06:06 p.m.

Who did Britney Spears cite as one of her primary influences?

Polytheism

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Thunderbolt on 02/10/03 at 08:44 p.m.

The worship of parrots.

Mississippi

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Crazy Don on 02/10/03 at 08:46 p.m.

What is the name of Mr. Sippi's wife?

fandango

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: DJ Midas on 02/11/03 at 06:41 a.m.

When Dan the fan hears that his favorite band is coming to town in concert, what does Dan do?   :-/

flip-flop

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Thunderbolt on 02/11/03 at 07:12 a.m.

What happens to a movie called Flip when it stars Jackie Chan and Billy Bob Thornton.

Parachute

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/11/03 at 07:45 a.m.

What do New Yorkers call 2 escape slides for high rises?


nursery

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Tangle on 02/11/03 at 07:49 a.m.

Where do you keep nurses?

Psychoanalysis

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/12/03 at 08:13 p.m.

What is a waste of good money?

arbitration

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Written By: Indy Gent on 02/12/03 at 08:37 p.m.

What is a waste of time in baseball other than watching the game?

beta carotine

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Written By: TripsMom on 02/12/03 at 08:41 p.m.

What do you call the second carrot in command?

conductivity

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Written By: Indy Gent on 02/12/03 at 08:45 p.m.

What would Arthur Fiedler have if he was struck by lightning?

servitudes

Quoting:
What do you call the second carrot in command?

conductivity
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Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/12/03 at 08:57 p.m.

What do I call waiters/waitresses with attitudes?

forever

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Written By: Indy Gent on 02/12/03 at 09:00 p.m.

How long should a marriage last, but not if one of your spouses is a dung-headed creep?

influenza

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Written By: DJ Midas on 02/13/03 at 08:25 a.m.

How did Enza's friends reply when asked how she got there?

hiccup

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Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/13/03 at 08:52 a.m.

What do you call a redneck's jock strap?

alphabet

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Written By: Crazy Don on 02/13/03 at 08:58 a.m.

What is another name for the first bet?

samurai

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Written By: DJ Midas on 02/13/03 at 02:45 p.m.

What did the Japanese baker offer to his customers?

dillweed

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Written By: Banasy on 02/13/03 at 03:20 p.m.

What kind of pot can you get from Bob Dylan?

majority

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Written By: Indy Gent on 02/13/03 at 09:54 p.m.

What rank is slightly above captainity?

vilification

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Written By: DJ Midas on 02/14/03 at 06:20 a.m.

What would be a nice romantic getaway to a villa?

apprehend

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Written By: shazzaah on 02/14/03 at 08:40 a.m.

The act of understanding how to fill out applications.

Dutification

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Written By: DJ Midas on 02/20/03 at 06:38 a.m.

What do you call my action to bump this thread to page one?

New answer: headstrong

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Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/20/03 at 07:09 a.m.

What do you call a Kung-Fu Master who can break cement blocks with his noggin?


stubborn

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Written By: DJ Midas on 02/20/03 at 07:48 a.m.

What would happen if I lit my goatee on fire?

whipped cream

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Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/20/03 at 08:02 a.m.

What is something we haven't forayed into in the Misfit penguin lands, but should ;)?

obtuse

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Written By: daddysgirl on 02/20/03 at 07:04 p.m.

what are on of the angles?


         smoking in the boys room

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Written By: daddysgirl on 02/20/03 at 07:05 p.m.


Quoting:
what are one of the angles?


         smoking in the boys room
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Written By: Crazy Don on 02/20/03 at 07:34 p.m.

What Brownsville Station song was remade by Mötley Crüe?

halitosis

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Written By: Indy Gent on 02/22/03 at 10:47 p.m.

What does actress Hallie Eisenberg have at the end of her feetses?

Reverend Moon

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Written By: Crazy Don on 02/23/03 at 06:56 a.m.

What do you call it when a preacher flashes his back side?

dingo

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Written By: DJ Midas on 02/24/03 at 09:10 a.m.

What does my doorbello sound like?

home run

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Written By: princessofpop on 02/24/03 at 09:13 a.m.

What base did DJ Midas not get too last night?  ;)


peking duck

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Written By: DJ Midas on 02/24/03 at 10:40 a.m.


Quoting:
What base did DJ Midas not get too last night?  ;)


peking duck
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:P

What was Donald called when he spoiled his surprise?

mistletoe

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Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/24/03 at 10:42 a.m.

What keeps a Scud from falling down?


service

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Written By: Indy Gent on 02/25/03 at 07:13 p.m.

What didn't I get at the restaurant last night, because I didn't go there?

Monument Circle

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Written By: DJ Midas on 02/26/03 at 07:49 a.m.

Where did I stand In line for 2.5 hours in 1993 before going up the elevator to view the Capitol scenery?

Peach pie

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Written By: Indy Gent on 03/01/03 at 11:12 p.m.

What often gets confused withe nectarine pie or apricot pie?

Orange zest

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Written By: Crazy Don on 03/02/03 at 06:30 a.m.

What "non-soap" bombed when it went on the market, because they expected it to be green instead of orange?

fermata

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Written By: DJ Midas on 03/02/03 at 06:43 a.m.

For whom did I buy that mother's ring for her birthday back in '92?

turmoil

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Written By: Thunderbolt on 03/02/03 at 07:22 p.m.

What you put in Turn cars.

aggrandize

Subject: Re: question the answers game

Written By: Indy Gent on 03/04/03 at 07:00 p.m.

What do you do to a $1 bill to make it a $1,000 bill?

Rice Pilaf

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Written By: DJ Midas on 03/05/03 at 07:59 a.m.

What you do when rice stick to wall?

Apple Turnover