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(Chen, an evil glint in his eyes, grabs Kaga before anyone can stop him.  Holding him in an iron grip, he brings the sharp edge of the cleaver to Kaga's necks and hisses the question that has baffled the world for a decade:  "Why," Chen asks, "do you have to laugh every time you bite into a green pepper?")
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Usagi "Luigi" Yojimbo is rolling on the floor laughing wildly at this. He now gets up and grabs the cookies...and procedes to use the "zenderizer" on the cookies. With each wack he yells some intelligible Italian epithets...The assistants are pouring the milk into some type of jello mold???? Can that be possible? What is that thing they are putting the milk in?

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It appears to be...oh my goodness, this I have never seen before!  He has poured the milk into a Swiss Army toilet!

My goodness, is that sanitary?
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The toilet has never been used before....we can hope anyway... now Usagi has ground the cookies into tiny little bits. He pours the whole kit and kaboodle into the toilet also, and grabs a whisk....even after having technical problems with his internet connection. This will cost him time.....
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You guys are SO not right in the head!  God, I love you all!!!! ;D
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Thanks B :)  Feel free to make some shiitake up ;D

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Thanks B :)  Feel free to make some shiitake up ;D
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LOL!!! And mess with the masters? I think not!!! ;)

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Ah, Iron Chef L.A. is making her famous ricotti rolls!

Mmm, I wonder how this will taste in cookie-wasabi?
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Mmmm....good question. The judges must be anticipating these.....exotic.....combinations.  ;)

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Try it on Donna -- she already said she never gags... ::)
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Who is this Donna you speak of?

*unintelligible Japanese whispering in the crowd*

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You do not know the fair Banasi? Pox to you! :o
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Ah, but we have, ah, just met, honorable Indy-san!  Please to try some of Chen's fondunagi rolls when the celebrity judging is complete ;D

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Swallow.
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Perhaps she will get the calories she requires after all ;D
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Much protein is good for skin! ;)

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(That would never had happened if "Iron Chef" was on HBO...)
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Chef Yojimbo:

Fondunagi rolls with cheese,
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I thought this was Fromunda at first...  ;)    has any one of you come up with a recipe for varmint roadkill? It is always good to use what Nature and a SUV has given you....

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I thought this was Fromunda at first...  ;)    has any one of you come up with a recipe for varmint roadkill? It is always good to use what Nature and a SUV has given you....
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Ah, young Banasi.  ;D  It appears we were to see such a dish from Iron Chef WV, but he ran away after hearing that the dishes prepared today must contain the ingredients milk and cookies.  It was the first recollection ever, of a chef forfeiting from competition in the first 10 minutes.

*lips open & shut for one second*