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Subject: New Rhyme Time
The previous one got too long
What subject shall we rhyme today ?
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Whatever is on your mind, I say
I need to straighten out a loan
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Make them pay by the cone
At the bank of Zella
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It would be a brave fella,
Who'd default on Zella's loan! ;D
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I have a feeling the cone
May be used as a deposit :-/
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I think we should hide those cones in the closet,
And replace with something soft!
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Hide them in the loft
Something we don't tend to have in Oz....
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There's nothing in OUR roofs cos,
There full of redbacks :o
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And we'd be laid out flat on our backs
After one bite from those things
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A veritable swelling it brings,
Yet you would not cark it.
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Neither would I like to test that !
And now I am off to bed :)
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have a little dream world in your head
i however have got to see the missus
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In that I offer you good wishes,
Marriage is a fine thing,
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The loan guy I talked to is a ding-a-ling
Offered me a lower rate to cover his error ;D
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He's a right little terror!
They know all the tricks!
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He can choose who he picks
Hell No, I ain't married !
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If you were, you'd be buried.
Because you'd be pecked to death. ;D
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As soon as I have caught my breath,
I'll be off to do some pecking.
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Pecking, is that like necking?
Well Ms. Dooley, please pucker up.
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I'll ask you to zip that pucker up,
As pecking you would not enjoy. (Hen pecking that is)
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Pecking is not to be treated as some toy
Perhaps some sweet endearments first?
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At endearments I am the worst,
I choose to peck straight of the bat.!
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How about that!
Dooley goes straight to 2nd base :o.
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If that is so, I'll state my case
I've never gotten to first myself!
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Pecking seems to have a different meaning to Race,
Can we not talk about pecking anymore. :-[
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Pecking no more, subject cleard from the floor.
How about we discuss airport safety?
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Well lets not be too hasty,
Even peckings better than that!
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How 'bout we speak of a loving cat?
I have a feline named Georgia Jean.
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That's the coolest cat name I've seen,
Does she do any tricks?
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Not one to play much, she lays about and picks,
At her food and whines a cries when it's not aplenty.
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They live a life so sedantry!
But who am I too talk. ::)
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Perhaps today a long walk
Will motivate you to action.
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But beware of traction,
If you try a 10 mile run!
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10 miles? All in fun.
Good morning Rock-N-Roll Fan.
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Catch me if you can!
Good Morning to You, Race ;)
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Almost time for me to leave this place. :-/
I have to go board a vessel thats leaving.
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But what great rhymes you were achieving,
Hope to see you later on then?
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I will try to check back again.
Thank you for the compliment.
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Yesterday was not a wrong lament,
I cried most of the day :'(
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I know what happened! What can I say?
I posted here something that got overlooked
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My tears were overbooked,
It involved a very sad situation :'(
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I do hope you recover from the occasion,
We need to think of the good in life,
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And not all the trouble and strife
perhaps medication could be a try ?
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And all I want to do is wonder why!
Me, I've just gotten out of bed
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Thanks to all, for what's been said,
Today I feel much better....
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Easy as a semi-colon and a letter
Just show it all the time ;D
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Every day, you'll feel fine.
Just don't get too much
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Handle your feelings with a gentle touch,
Tommorrow is already here today.
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Well what else can i say..
perhaps today is yesterdays tomorrow ?
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If you need a different day, just borrow
From one later in the week.
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Borrowing stuff is just weak :p
Stealing stuff is more polite ;D
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If you're referring to music, I'd say "right!"
I like getting music for free
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I feel the same..but such controversy!
Rich enough they are, which is partly why I Hate Lars >:(
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Driving around in their flash fancy cars
Well not really them, it's their "drivers"
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Yes...Like we're the deprivers,
Taking thier piles of money >:(
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Money Money Money, Must Be Funny
It a rich chauvinistic pigs world :D
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But Madonnas legs became unfurled,
Maybe that's why she's so rich :o
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I'm not spending any more green on that witch
Her stuff is subpar as of late
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I never thought she was that great,
Now she thinks she's British....
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If I were "Joe Millionaire," I'd really be skittish!
Surrounded by all those lovely girls
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He'll find fists do twirls,
when his secret is out
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Some may scream; some may pout
Reality TV is a bunch of crap
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And so is gansta rap.
All the women in the vids are ho's.
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But nobody really knows,
What goes on in thier lives....
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Yesterday here it was eighty fives...
Wish it was that warm today...
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I don't want Winters cold to stay,
I prefer the California heat
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Me too! I don't like having cold feet >:(
There I go mixing threads again :-/
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I'm here, now let the mayhem begin!
I won't be doing much work today!
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Well shiver me timbers! Syncronos! Yay!
If you ask "What'd I miss?" I'll reply "a lot"
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Yes oh yes, the topics were Hot,
Much like the Tropics :D
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they were like sweaty arm pits.
thank god Syncronos is back.. ;D
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Now that everyone is back,
Who's up for sushi? :)
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Wanna see my "Tushie" :D
Just kidding!
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Looks like no one wants to start the bidding
But some sushi would be nice
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Just not if it is made by Rice,
That fool will try to cook the stuff ::)
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And he might add extra fluff
That may not be too palatable
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One probably shouldn't poke at a bull
Or else the bull may charge
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The Hospital Bill would surely be large,
If one could survive a bulls' trampling
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It's not a bill I'd like to be sampling
It would be nice to be out of debt
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What RAP CRAP artists get,
Is LOTS of money from Stealing Sampling >:(
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Perhaps they could use a bull trampling
For all the bull they feed consumers
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I Love the album "Rumours"
Way back when music was fun :D
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If you were a "white suburbanite" in the 70s, you had to own one.
A copy of Rumors, I mean.
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And apply solution to keep it clean,
As I played it so very often....
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Never wanting to turn it off then
"Rumors" is a very good album
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Never particularly listened to them
Although I willing to try new things
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Like, I suppose, Paul McCartney & Wings?
There ain't a decent radio station in my town
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Not really one here either, which makes me frown
So I mainly listen to my CDs
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i just download them onto my PC's
This way i get to listen to what i like
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With Kazaa I've begun to strike
It rich with music I've been looking for
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And now you're craving for more
Exactly what i was like earlier ;D
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You couldn't get much girlier,
If you thought the Spice Girls had talent :P
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Hey, Rock, that effort was gallant.
But the Girls were manufactured.
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Well, if you use KaZaA, you'll be fractured.
It's loaded with tons of spyware
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And yet I try there,
And never have a problem!
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But that's what I told that slob, Lem!
Use KaZaA Lite or WinMX
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On Lars Ulrich...I'd put a voodoo hex,
For destroying Napster >:(
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And flushing it down the crapster
KaZaA Lite is my choice for now
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It's all a huge Cash-Cow,
For the horrid "Music" of today :P
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That was a nasty remark i must say...
Fancy picking on me for no reason :'( :'(
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I find your posts pleasin'
I meant nothing personal ;)
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Took me awhile to gather some arsenal
To revive this rhyming thread
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Yeah Midas... That's "Nuff" Said
Back to the top this thread goes.
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My affinity for this thread shows
As this morn' I'm a rhymin' fool ;D
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I think it's really cool!
I really love this thread myself
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And to think this was put on a shelf....
Sometimes I go blank.... ::)
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Banasy you should walk the plank ;)
As Long John Silver would bark.
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But always count on your friend Mark,
To go through this life with you ;)
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Banasy is here for Mark, too...
Is this the week of Banasy?
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"Tis my RockandRollFantasy,
Have a Life full of Banasy!
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That, too, is Don's fantasy.
But he's still obsessed with MW and WV.
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Obsession's not for me,
However, she's my best friend....
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And from here this rhyme doth wend
Ever and ever onward...
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Next topic: favorite songbird?
At this moment I can't decide
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Mine is a pigeon dead on it's side
All that dead coo-coo is just lovely ;D
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With that I think I'll crack open the bubbly,
To drown my sorrows! (over the dead bird)
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That's the saddest thing I've ever heard
These Welsh people are really rough :o
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You'd have to say that life is tough,
When a dead birds song brings you joy, :o
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All I can say is Oy !
Still, pigeons can be a pain....
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On many things they leave a stain,
I much prefer the kookaburra...... ( ;D sorry)
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Not a problem ! :P
They have them up at Muttaburra
Where my Uncle lives in Cairns
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Ahhh, places you would most certainly live under fans!
And maybe visit the Barrier Reef?
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And keep your sword in your sheath ::)
Lest the locals see it and call the cops
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But how else would you eat my chops??
When I cook you NEED that sword!
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I was thinking more along the lines of 'scored'
but meat fits the category too !
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I've never been to Australia, I'm so blue
I wish I could go there someday
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;D Dooley's slow to take the clue,
Any exposed swords I would shoot!
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Is that so ! In pain I would hoot
Better keep it under lock and key !
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Yes! There's a limit to what CD should see,
Should he travel to OZ! :o
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Because, Because, Because, Because, Because
Because of the wonderful things we does !
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It's getting rather late in Aus,
Which accounts for the paucity of sense. ;D
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Aww, you just didn't understand what I meants !
Cos I was like talkin' really goodly
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Well, Hi diddly-doodly!
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Hope you have a great day!
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Well Waylon sure feels "Gay"
When he's dancing among his kind ::)
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I knew angelfire would find
My image and sometimes shun it from view
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Soon I shall go Pee-yew!
As I purify proteins from urchins
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A rhyme for that I'm surely searchin
Hey wait...that works! I've made a rhyme
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Well, Sync, you're right on time!
I'm here on my usual afternoon routine
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THis is the most free time I've seen
Been running around from branch to branch
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would it count if i rhymed with ranch
because i can't be bothered to think
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Sure don't want this thread to sink
So I'll float it up to the top
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this thread is sinkin so a hop
skip and a jump back to page one
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Rhyming can be such fun,
especially with all the people here :D
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Two and a half days then I'm in the clear
For a three-day weekend, Yippee! :D
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But here in Charleston it's quite a bit nippy
I have to shovel the snow off the sidewalk
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From shoveling snow I would quite balk...
70 degree here in Reseda! :D
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In my backyard if you need a
Freeway I have one now ::)
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Quoting:
In my backyard if you need a
Freeway I have one now ::)
End Quote
Your own freeway? Wow!
All I have are trees...
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In our yard we used to have bees
But they left before the killer ones came --whew!
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When the killer ones came, the other ones flew!
I have a river in my back yard!
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What I would like is the crew
That works without shirts... ;D
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They're near my house in the dirts
Building a new shopping center
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And i bet you're not welcome to enter
You're too "fly" and "hip" for a home boy ;D
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The shopping center's just a ploy
To bring more traffic to the area >:(
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More traffic might cause mass hysteria
And many many accidents... :o
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The roads are too small; it makes no sense
To build such large shopping centers first
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Allora water to quench your thirst..
but i bet it's really expensive
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On the topic of water I am pensive...
Get it almost free out of the tap!
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Here tap water tastes like crap
(Not that I've ever tasted that)
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Too much crap would make one fat...
Tap water tho' would not do that!
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I feed tap water to my cat
She seems to like it just fine
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Nebraska water is NOT divine,
Yet Colorado water tastes very delicious :D
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Water is also very nutritious
Low in calories and in fat
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Really, I can't go with that
This thread should be on page one!
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Which Crazy Don has done.
Wohoo, isn't this popular
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At certain times, I must concur
Today I found this on page two
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Oh, Midas what can you do...
Post a message I suppose :P
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To add to this poetry and prose
I'm so glad Friday is here
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Yes, the weekend is worth a cheer
But the missus is really poorly :(
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Yours? Why, mine will adore me
As long as I treat her well
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If you don't, you can just go to hell
No offence meant to you of course ;D
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The secret of spagetti is in the sauce,
A poet I will never be!
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Then that makes two, er, three
See I cannot even rhyme....
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Perhaps you should give it time
Perhaps good things will come to those who wait
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I just have to trust in fate...
Alas I am an impatient Aries... :P
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Me, I don't believe in fairies!
But I'm a Pisces myself…
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Being my shyself,
I am an Aquarius...
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Hey a Sagittarius...
I'd be if born two months later....!
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You would be a waiter.
Then you'd be be waiting tables.
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Well........since were talking labels........
Label me a Virgo!
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Three more hours till the Super Bo'
Time to start rootin' for Raiders! :D
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But I wouldn't root for those traitors!
I'm gonna root for the Bucs!
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Old Al Davis sucks...
Gruden deserves the victory ;)
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Only if he resorts to trickery
But Gannon will triumph in the end
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This topic is enough to send
Me straight to hell!
::)
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The raiders like it in the end,
Being so close to San Francisco! http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons/05.gif
Just kidding, my friend...here's to a great game! ;)
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The Bucs will have to spray on Crisco
To play anywhere as well ;)
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Cleo has to sit a spell...
Thinking of Crisco makes me tingly! ;)
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Down there in your thingly ?
As usual I have lowered the tone....
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Oooooh...bad to the bone!
I'd like to think so, anyway...
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You are correct I would say
But with a nice exterior !
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Better than inferior
Which I know that you are not!
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I give it my best shot
Sometimes it is not enough
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Why is it so tough?
You can only do so much....
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I shouldn't be to hard as such
It would be nice to do more
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I know that's true, for sure.
We can only do our best
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If we have been blessed
Then one should not complain
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Blessings are, on the main
Sometimes overated.
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I wish that was not stated
For it may be all one has !
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Sorry to say that, as
I have no intent to harm you
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I am not mad at Vou....
A fact remains a fact !
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I know that we're intact,
I wish I could help you!
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My eyes were stuck to the tube like glue
Watching the Bucs win the Super Bowl!
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Raiders hearts Black as coal,
The good guys beat the bad ;)
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Whenever a winner, always a loser-how sad.
But to the victor come the spoils
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And the loser gets nout for his toils,
But such is that game of life,
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We live our life in trouble and strife
And we are but Dust In The Wind
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I think that my blood has thinned
I cannot stand this cold weather
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We share same thoughts together,
I also hate the cold winter season!
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It's windy today for some reason
Which makes it even colder >:(
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It's always windy in Boulder,
But we get our share here...usually "Chinooks"
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I'm going to rhyme that sentence with books,
And change the topic to favourite songs!
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Of which none of mine are Cheech and Chong's
I prefer the Fab Four
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In a few days you shall wait no more,
The Beatles Are Coming, The Beatles Are Coming!
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Which would explain why we're running,
In the other direction! :P
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Now Mark's got me humming
Alas I have no idea about what you speak
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Dooley must not be meek!
Did I detect an anti-Beatle post? :D :D
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I think I just saw a ghost
Surely Dooley is not a non-believer ?
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I love 'ole Paul with a fever,
But the Beatles were overated I say!!
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HolyDooley, that's okay,
Everyone has a right to thier opinions :)
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And February 14th is Valentine's Day!
The subject of my February theme…
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Dooley and I are on the same team!
Except for the part about Paul.... ::)
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Boy would I like to give Paul a call!
Z surely you see he's hot!!!
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Quoting:
HolyDooley, that's okay,
Everyone has a right to thier opinions :)
End Quote
Don was over a minute late....you all need to rhyme "OPINION"! that is why i posted it...... ::)
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Hot I think Paul is not!
Maybe thought that briefly as a teen... :P
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R and RF is master of his dominion,
And a poet extraordinare!
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Quoting:
R and RF is master of his dominion,
And a poet extraordinare!
End Quote
Thanks for soaring my spirit into the air!
HolyDooley, you are far to kind :)
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No other rhymes came to mind
Looking forward to RNRF's theme
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And it's as smooth as cream.
At least it is assumed with Rock.
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Sometimes I get writers block,
But I always appreciate everyones kindness ;)
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For the past few hours my server was mindless
I couldn't get on the messageboard! :(
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smash your computer with your sword.
and join me on the round table :D
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ChuckyG is ready, willing and able,
Now I'm glad the board is back :D
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Have you ever played You Don't Know Jack?
I think that game is kinda goofy
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The only rhyme I know is Newfie
(My apologies to Thursday! ;D )
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Along with this I will play
Though I don't know what a newfie is
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A 'Maritime Province' person 'tis
But not complimentary, hence my disclaimer....
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Since I'm sure Zella didn't want to defame her
She's a nice penguin after all
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Everytime I come here I have a ball
I am waiting on some pages
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While the chance for a war rages,
I'm glad to have Bush instead of Gore or Clinton
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Yeah, that I'd be admittin'
If only there wasn't an oily pawn.
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We are the posters of the early morn,
Cause sleep is for wimps!
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Of sleep I sometimes get a glimpse.
But not much the last four days... :(
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And it leaves me in a dizzy haze.
Perhaps sleep is for the simple?
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When I smile I have a dimple,
Which is what I do when I'm here,
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Post and post all everywhere!
I do like this board in the early morn
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From the corners of the globe we gather at dawn,
And have a little chin wag!
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And watch the posting zig and zag.
Quite the creative buch we share...
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At times our rhymes are debonairre,
At other times they're shite,
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I have finally arrived after oversleeping, quite
And I want to say hello to everybody
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Given the choice, I'd drive a Chevy, buddy,
Give me a Classic Corvette from the sixties!
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Or even a poster of The Pixies
although i'd rather have someone else
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I rather have a big shelf.
My rhymes are rather weak, like me.
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You're way too hard on yourself, Indy.
Being, that, weak is a relative term.
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I wouldn't look good with a perm
My parents had 'fros, back in '78
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UHOH! My son's gonna be late
If I dont' get him to the bus
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And go to school he must
Hope he has a great day
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Well what exactly can I say
Life is boring at the moment ?
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I find that rather impo'tant.
Where is my missing 'r'?
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It must have fell far
To the dentist I go today
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To The Dentist... No Way !
How comes day is all I rhyme with ?