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Subject: Movie parody game
Written By: Sagnastian on 12/30/02 at 00:03 a.m.
ok this game will be very simple. simply state a movie and make fun of it. perhaps something you think is funny. btw, if you thinks it's obvious what your making fun of you may not have to out the original movie. i'll start
Harry Pothead: Smokes the Sorcerors Weed
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/30/02 at 00:22 a.m.
Good one Sag !
I need more time to think about it, but this came to me :
Sloshed In Space
The real story of why the Jupiter 2 went missing....
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: Race_Bannon on 12/30/02 at 03:19 a.m.
Does this work? -
Goodfellas Gone Bad- The story of former mafia members that have suceeded in witness protection programs and now live honest, upstanding lives.
How about TV and Books too?
Fox Network is making a TV movie from a former CBS series only adding a little more drama to it, it's new title is -
Touched Inappropriately By an Angel
In the literary world a former childrens book author is looking for more interest in his novels, this one is the sexual discovery of a young primate titled - Bi-Curious George
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: Zella on 01/07/03 at 11:24 p.m.
To Save an Endangered Mockingbird -- the new Peta-friendly title... ::)
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: Indy Gent on 01/08/03 at 07:23 p.m.
Some I came up with:
Star Wars In Space (A Yogi Berra production)
Break With The Wind
The Wizard of Gauze (A surgeon's story)
Nuclear Disarmament of The Planet Of The Apes
Willie Wonka And The Whiskey Distillery
The Excrement (An Exorcist parody)
Skid Row Alone (MacCauley Culkin's life after Home Alone)
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/09/03 at 05:56 a.m.
Bat Wars
Bat Wars II - the Vampire Bites Back
Bat Wars III - return of the Fruitbat
Bar Trek IV - the Search For Alcohol
Dai Hard (the Welsh hard-man)
Dai Hard 2 - Dai Ardour (Dai falls in love)
Dai Hard with a vengeance (Dai experiments with viagra)
er.. I think I'd better stop there ;-)
Phil
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: shazzaah on 01/09/03 at 09:17 a.m.
Bell Book and Candle....and Revolver,Candlestick, and Rope(Disney meets clue)
Spocky (Spock goes boxer)
Maid in Manhattan II -I'm Still 'Rissa from the 'Tel (Jennifer Lopez divorces her new man, and marries another before the divorce is final, then gets engaged to two more after divorcing the first two.)
I'm Gonna Git You Sucka..well, maybe tomorrow...or next week... (unsure persons action movie)
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: Rice Cube on 01/09/03 at 09:21 a.m.
Quoting:
Spocky (Spock goes boxer)
End Quote
Nice ;D
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: Indy Gent on 01/09/03 at 01:08 p.m.
Titanic II: The Search For Leonardo.
Yet Another 48 Hours (Andy Rooney Joins Nick and Eddie)
Beverly Hills Farmer (Ooops, already done as "The Beverly Hillbillies")
Black Acres (Brothas turn Hooterville into Whodatville?)
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: Banasy on 01/09/03 at 01:10 p.m.
Who can forget Young Buns? Pretty self-explanitory.... ;)
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: Rice Cube on 01/09/03 at 01:11 p.m.
Or, for that matter, Shaving Ryan's Privates ::) ;D
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: DJ Midas on 01/09/03 at 01:23 p.m.
Quoting:
Or, for that matter, Shaving Ryan's Privates ::) ;D
End Quote
Why do I wanna say this was a movie? ???
How 'bout
Backdraft to the Future - Firemen have to put out a building fire started by a Delorean zooming by at 88 MPH.
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: RockandRollFan on 01/09/03 at 01:26 p.m.
Goodwill Humping!
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: DJ Midas on 01/09/03 at 01:44 p.m.
Beauty and the Beastmaster
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: Rice Cube on 01/09/03 at 01:47 p.m.
Junior Twins -- Arnold Schwarzeneggar and Danny DeVito both discover a fertility drug, but must impregnate themselves to save their research!
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: Zella on 01/09/03 at 03:14 p.m.
Quoting:
Or, for that matter, Shaving Ryan's Privates ::) ;D
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I think that was a video Ted was renting in 'Queer as Folk'... ::)
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: Indy Gent on 01/09/03 at 08:08 p.m.
Cat On A Hot Tin Roof Sundae-Starring Elizabeth Taylor and Ben and Jerry
John Steinbeck:
Of Mice and Traps
The Grapes of Welches
The Scarlet Pony (A combo between The Red Pony and The Scarlet Letter)
Ernest Hemmingway:
A Farewell To the Venus deMilo's Arms
For Whom The Road Tolls
The Old Man And The Obscene
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: Crazy Don on 01/09/03 at 08:23 p.m.
Star Bores, Episode V--The Empire Strikes Out
You may want to check out this site:
http://www.collectmad.com/madcoversite/subjects_fan_ideas.html
Yep, those three attributed to Don in Charleston, WV, are mine!
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: Indy Gent on 01/09/03 at 08:33 p.m.
Thx, Don! I've submitted my three. I hope they pick at least one.
Quoting:
Star Bores V--The Empire Strikes Out
You may want to check out this site:
http://www.collectmad.com/madcoversite/subjects_fan_ideas.html
Yep, those three attributed to Don in Charleston, WV, are mine!
End Quote
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/10/03 at 03:12 a.m.
Quoting:
Or, for that matter, Shaving Ryan's Privates ::) ;D
End Quote
ROFL!
how about: The Madness of King George IV
Private Benjamin Netanyahu
The one about the odd Greek zookeeper: The Gnus of Navarone
and in a cross between Michael Flatley and Frodo Baggins, Lord of the Ring-a-ring o' roses
Phil
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: DJ Midas on 01/10/03 at 08:34 a.m.
Romy & Michele's High School High - Mira Sorvino & Lisa Kudrow play Romy & Michele in high school, stoned out of their gourd. They both have cottonmouth and are trying to lick the back of notes written on small pieces of paper and paste them to each other's foreheads. Then they starting thinking about how it would be nice if the sticky part were already on these papers...so they decide to create this new invention, but not before they make a run to Taco Bell.
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: Kay. on 01/10/03 at 08:45 a.m.
Quoting:
Goodwill Humping!
End Quote
::)
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: Rice Cube on 01/10/03 at 09:39 a.m.
Quoting:
Romy & Michele's High School High - Mira Sorvino & Lisa Kudrow play Romy & Michele in high school, stoned out of their gourd. They both have cottonmouth and are trying to lick the back of notes written on small pieces of paper and paste them to each other's foreheads. Then they starting thinking about how it would be nice if the sticky part were already on these papers...so they decide to create this new invention, but not before they make a run to Taco Bell.
End Quote
I would so go see that too ;D
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: RockandRollFan on 01/10/03 at 10:57 a.m.
Rocky VII-The Fight For Social Security!
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: RockandRollFan on 01/10/03 at 10:59 a.m.
Quoting:
::)
End Quote
Oh Kay., does this mean you think I'm dingy? :D
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: Rice Cube on 01/10/03 at 10:59 a.m.
From Married With Children, the one where Al bumps into Marcie in the adult section of the video store...
Forrest Hump
Mrs. @$$fire
The Joy Sl*t Club
:)
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: Banasy on 01/10/03 at 11:31 a.m.
Don't forget Adacondom, which I am not going to give a plotline to.... :o
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: Rice Cube on 01/10/03 at 11:33 a.m.
How about Rambone? :)
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: shazzaah on 01/10/03 at 11:51 a.m.
Quoting:
How about Rambone? :)
End Quote
lol. Ok, is it getting warmer in here?? ;D
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: Banasy on 01/10/03 at 12:02 a.m.
Quoting:
How about Rambone? :)
End Quote
Yeah, I have heard of that one..... :o
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: Indy Gent on 01/10/03 at 12:29 a.m.
How about "Jurrassle Park" (A Vince McMahon production)
Superfry (America's #1 pimp becomes a chef)
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: shazzaah on 01/10/03 at 04:07 p.m.
Lord of the Rings IV- Survivor MiddleEarth-can hobbits, ents,humans, dwarves, and elves pull together to see who will win?
Gangs of New Holland-Martin Scorsese directs this drama inspired by the horrible gangfighting over territory of the Pennsylvania Amish country.
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: Rice Cube on 01/10/03 at 04:12 p.m.
Porky's N+1, where N represents the installment of the last Porky's movie...the Amazonian gym teacher finally identifies the "tally-wacker" ;)
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/10/03 at 10:07 p.m.
Lord Of The Fries - a fish and chip shop owner is stuck on a deserted island with a bunch of british schoolkids....
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: Indy Gent on 01/11/03 at 10:47 p.m.
One Flew Over and Pooped In The Cuckoo's Nest
The Godfather Moves To Compton
Moonstruck 2: Cher's New Tattoo
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: DJ Midas on 01/13/03 at 07:08 a.m.
The Lion King Ralph (Simba is overweight and still fun - voice played by John Goodman)
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/13/03 at 07:20 a.m.
On a Disney theme:
Snow White and the seven crackheads
Beauty and the Beast II - Beauty and the Bastard
LSD In Wonderland
..and I'd better not go with the Pocahontas one ;-)
Phil
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: DJ Midas on 01/13/03 at 07:29 a.m.
How 'bout
Robin Boyz N' The Hood
10001 Dalmatians (with a note from Bob Barker at the end reminding us to please spay or neuter our pets)
Lilo and Stitch Still Smokin'
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: Indy Gent on 01/13/03 at 02:56 p.m.
Speaking of old tales:
Romeo and Juliet and Bob and Carol and Ted And Alice (A six fer, wouldn't that be a sight? :o)
Hamlet On Rye
Uncle Buckwheat (Eddie Murphy as his famous Little Rascals character takes care of his nieces and nephews while their parents are gone.)
Looking For Mr. Goodbar, Krackel, and Special Dark. (A Hershey production)
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: Rice Cube on 01/13/03 at 03:51 p.m.
Gumbo -- Eddie Murphy as Gumby on a blood-war against the Viet Cong, who have taken Pokey prisoner! ;D
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: Zella on 01/13/03 at 04:02 p.m.
Bravefart -- Mel eats too much oatmeal, haggis and blood puddings...
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/13/03 at 09:03 p.m.
Drugrats - The kids grow up and fall in with the wrong crowd...
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: Race_Bannon on 01/13/03 at 09:24 p.m.
The Princess Bride Magazine, the fair princess leaves Wesley for a fast paced career in print media.
Badfellas- Former mafia soldiers enter the witness protection program and actutally make an honest living.
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: Crazy Don on 01/13/03 at 09:29 p.m.
Oklahoma Loan--Macaulay Culkin grows up and becomes a lending officer at a bank in Tulsa. He has also designed the burglar alarm at that bank. And when Daniel Stern and Joe Pesci come to rob the bank…
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: Race_Bannon on 01/13/03 at 09:55 p.m.
The Sum of a Few Fears- The prequel to....
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: Jonathan C. aka Indy Gent on 01/18/03 at 02:44 p.m.
Just some words of advice if you are submitting anything to MAD, the form they provided does not work. You probably need to send any ideas via e-mail. Of my three titles I sent, only the one that I e-mailed (Booziers) actually got accepted. So either the others were deemed unacceptable, or the form is bogus. PS: I know about the 3 title limit. :-/
Quoting:
Star Bores, Episode V--The Empire Strikes Out
You may want to check out this site:
http://www.collectmad.com/madcoversite/subjects_fan_ideas.html
Yep, those three attributed to Don in Charleston, WV, are mine!
End Quote
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/18/03 at 08:32 p.m.
Get It On (Bring It On)--All of the squads get wasted (like most real cheerleaders) after nationals and...thus the title 8)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off Home Monitoring--yes, Ferris finally gets caught for skipping school and stealing Cameron's dad's Ferrari, put in a cell with Charlie Sheen, and sentenced to home monitoring. While in the cell, Charlie Sheen shows him how to remove it and not get caught. Luckily, for his next birthday, his parent's got him a cell phone, which he forwards all calls to. His parole officer (Mr. Rooney, who was fired from being principal after the Jean incident) almost catches him, but his butt is covered, once again, by Jean (aka Shawna) who blackmails Rooney with pictures of the two of them au naturel.
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: theRealJimA on 01/19/03 at 02:19 p.m.
any UK peeps should get the references
James Bond retires to a small village in Yorkshire and rides down hills in a tin bath with wheels on wearing a flat cap:
'Holmfirth is not enough'
or Frodo, Gandalf and the other elvish people hunt for rings in a sleepy yorkshire town - only after being thrown out of an tea shop by an old lady who thinks her cooking is good - look out for the Tin-Bath-on-wheels-going-down-a-hill scene with their new friend Cleggolas:
'Lord of the Summer Rings'
::) ;D
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: Feiticeira on 01/19/03 at 04:57 p.m.
The Turds.
Dial B for Burger.
Rear Passage.
Strangers on the Drain.
All are Hitchcock Classics !!
http://www.nashvillesymphony.com/2002concerts/images/artists/hitchcock.jpg
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: Rice Cube on 01/20/03 at 01:15 a.m.
Rodzilla!
Probably not suitable for children ::)
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: Race_Bannon on 01/20/03 at 05:00 a.m.
Risque Busniness :o Now showing after hours on Cinemax. ;D
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: Feiticeira on 01/21/03 at 09:39 a.m.
Honey, I Flushed the Skids...
Judge Judy (starring Sly as a crossdresser)
The Spanish Inquisition Job
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: Indy Gent on 01/21/03 at 08:13 p.m.
Al Pacino in "The Insomniac Godfather's Scent of A Woman Is The Devil's Advocate Insider"
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: philbo_baggins on 01/22/03 at 05:10 a.m.
Quoting:
'Lord of the Summer Rings'
End Quote
:-)
Though you've just reminded me: a pub I pass has a sign outside, with a picture of a Frodo-ish character holding some food, and the by-line "Lord of the Onion Rings"
..the flip side of the same sign, has a Piers Brosnan-alike with "License to Grill"
Phil
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: Indy Gent on 01/22/03 at 09:26 p.m.
A Streetcar Named Joe
Mary Poppins Gets Electrocuted
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: Feiticeira on 01/24/03 at 09:44 a.m.
Lard of the Onion Rings
Tinder-Ella
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: shazzaah on 01/24/03 at 12:08 a.m.
You've Got Spam
Scooby Don't (AKA Scooby Doo 3)
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: Feiticeira on 01/24/03 at 12:34 a.m.
Big Fat Person who employs you (starring Bruce Lee)
The Pigeon (starring Brandon Lee)
Subject: Re: Movie parody game
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/24/03 at 12:45 a.m.
Remember the Trojans--a movie about safe sex
U-812--food poisoning on a submarine
Training Bra Day--a 'coming of age' story
Dude, Where's My Dell?--a story about Steve Jackson tracking his missing Dell PC