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I'm here, I'm here.....santa said I have been very naughty!!!  ;)
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Then I guess someone will have to spank you ;)

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What's the obvious word?  I'm confused, sorta :-/  :D  ??? :)

I can bartend again.   ;D
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No more for the man with the vodka then! I want him sober! ;) :P

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In that case YOU drink it  ;)
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It won't go well with the white wine.... which I am determined to drink sloooowly. Shooowly. By golly, I am goooing to talk sloooowly too! And an an annunciate... ???

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Will do, but he has to tell me what the obvious word is ;)

Maybe I'm just dense ::)

What you want, Z?
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I am even lost now.....I think!

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Whilst I'm sure no-one would disagree with you Rice, I have no idea what you are talking about  ???

Oh wait - you mean the RHYME thread !

Okay - the word is UNDRESSED  :P
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Okay, maybe I'm a little sicker than I thought, I thought you meant "breast" ::)

Somebody stop me!  And order some drinks already, I'm feeling useless.

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No more for the man with the vodka then! I want him sober! ;) :P
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Okay  :) :P

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Okay, maybe I'm a little sicker than I thought, I thought you meant "breast" ::)

Somebody stop me!  And order some drinks already, I'm feeling useless.
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That would work - but I can't post it, cos I was last.

Drinks ?  I'll have what Zed's having then   :)

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Okay  :) :P
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Now if I could only remember what you were agreeing to... ???

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Somebody stop me!  And order some drinks already, I'm feeling useless.
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Miller Lite here.....and Santa would like a Crown and Coke!

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Comin' right up ;)  Check out my bartending!  :D  Be amazed at my ability to juggle bottles without liquid coming out, and live the high life :)
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You don't fool me !

Them bottles are empty man !  :D

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I think I might sit next to you to see if you might like to try some  :)
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I'll try some!!!  ;D

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You don't fool me !

Them bottles are empty man !  :D
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That's what you think *pours Fuss a beer from juggly bottles*

;D

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I'll try some!!!  ;D
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Too late Karen! I already got it.. I mean drank it! ::)

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Zella......don't forget to bring your cone....I think it will fit right in!!!!! ;D

that is....if we can keep the men from using it as a funnel! ::)
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CHUG!  CHUG!  CHUG!  ;D

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Zella......don't forget to bring your cone....I think it will fit right in!!!!! ;D

that is....if we can keep the men from using it as a funnel! ::)
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I read the first part of that real badly the first time !  :-/

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Too late Karen! I already got it.. I mean drank it! ::)
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Well gosh darn!!  :(

Please...somebody pour me some kind of drink!  Vodka would be nice!  8)

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I read the first part of that real badly the first time !  :-/
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*slapping fuss*

Bad, bad man!!!!

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Hi Karen

As you came with Zed and I you must have been off somewhere else for a while !

Join us - this couch must be a big one !
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Well I don't know....three's a crowd! ;)

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*slapping fuss*

Bad, bad man!!!!
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At last !  The party warms up  :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

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Well I don't know....three's a crowd! ;)
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Ooh, you're right !  What was I thinking  :-/  :)

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At last !  The party warms up  :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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Fuss is always ready to study a new tongue ;)  He's such a cunning linguist ;D

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Fuss is always ready to study a new tongue ;)  He's such a cunning linguist ;D
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And on that note...I think this girl will step outside and get some air!!!!!

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Fuss is always ready to study a new tongue ;)  He's such a cunning linguist ;D
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Rice!!!  :o :-X :o

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Fuss is always ready to study a new tongue ;)  He's such a cunning linguist ;D
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Good grief! ::)

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Did I make a boo-boo?  my bad  :-[End Quote

No...I just want Santa to come and see me Christmas Eve......so I think I should get to bed!

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Zella......don't forget to bring your cone....I think it will fit right in!!!!! ;D

that is....if we can keep the men from using it as a funnel! ::)
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Hossy, Dude, Santa says "What do you mean men using it as a funnel? Santa's seen his own personal little  HO HO HO drink beer and there isn't a man here that has anything for her in that regard." ;D

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I was there and didn't notice anyone naked and believe me when I say I was keeping an eye out !  ;)
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It was a dang good thing that I got in to late, I'd been swinging bare pickle :o ;D

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Ummmm! What is .......... No never mind! :o

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Ummmm! What is .......... No never mind! :o
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 ;) ;)

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Maybe that means Race can play the Xylophone with no hands  ???
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A rousing rendition of Chopsticks! (And remember, this is a good family board, keep that "a" away from "rousing" ;))

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That's interesting, I thought chopsticks involved two notes played simultaneously.  ???

If you can do that, someone needs to bring a camera !  :o

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What about the xylophone donger?

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What about the xylophone donger?
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This thread is going down hill fast!!!! :o
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I've been up for 22 hours, so at least I have an excuse. ;D

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We're Australians, that's our excuse, Cobber !  ;)

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We're Australians, that's our excuse, Cobber !  ;)
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Um.... (yawns and stretches) ...I seem to have taken a little nap! This couch is soooo comfy.... Did I miss anything? ;)
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I've been here with you the whole time Zed....You should hear the things you say in your sleep though  :o

What's been happening ?  Race is doing unnatural things to Dooley's Xylophone with his Donger  ::)

He is also wondering what a cobber is, perhaps Dooley will tell him !  ;D

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I've been here with you the whole time Zed....You should hear the things you say in your sleep though  :o

What's been happening ?  Race is doing unnatural things to Dooley's Xylophone with his Donger  ::)

He is also wondering what a cobber is, perhaps Dooley will tell him !  ;D
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Awwwe Race.  It's all good!!!!  Cobber means you is our matey mate.  Buddy!  Pal!  Friend! :-*
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Dooley speaks the truth !

Beware if we switch to the term 'Galah' (I see no reason why we would though !)  ;)

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Awwwe Race.  It's all good!!!!  Cobber means you is our matey mate.  Buddy!  Pal!  Friend! :-*
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Ya expect me to believe that?  Then you and fussy are a great couple of hosers, yeah means the same, really...I'm serious ask anyone. ;)

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Oh don't worry cobber, I'm doing that via PM as we speak  8)

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I hope you wrote them down for posterity! ;)

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What's been happening ?  Race is doing unnatural things to Dooley's Xylophone with his Donger  ::)
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Ooooh! Speaking of posterity, did anyone bring a camera? :D Is he sticking discs to himself again too... ???

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Oh don't worry cobber, I'm doing that via PM as we speak  8)
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OK, you guys are being honest.
Cobber - Old Australian for mate, heavily used in the period of the first world war. Seldom heard in modern times, but understood by all. The one place in Australia where cobber seems to be alive and used in a fair dinkum way is Tasmania and in older and some aboriginal communities.
And no, your not hosers.  Don't even know what one is, it's a silly Canadian thing.  


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Ah thank you - the info I had received to date on hosers was 'inconclusive'  :)

As for your info, hmmmm.

It's not common, but I wouldn't say it was seldom heard...

I would be very surprised to think it was used in aboriginal communities  ???

Nothing about Tasmania would surprise me in the slightest  ::)

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I think we all need some breakfast! Can anybody cook? Or should we have KFC catered in? ;)
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Ooh !  Ooh !  KFC.  And Coke  :P

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Ooh !  Ooh !  KFC.  And Coke  :P
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Two outta three elements guaranteed to make Fussy's eyes light up! ;D

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KFC in Australia?  Doesn't involve kangaroo's, does it? :P
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I wouldn't be at all surprised, Race  :(

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I wouldn't be at all surprised, Race  :(
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You fell asleep, remember ?  I certainly remember !  :D
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Look! I know I had clothes on when I fell asleep. And I had clothes on when I woke up! What happened inbetween? ??? :o (this is not the Griffith Park Fountain, ya know! ;D )

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Must be another canadian term  :D

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Oh, I couldn't tell you in here  :o  Ask me via PM  :)
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ah yes...the Personal Massages that me and Jessica exchanged were wonderful, I'm SO glad that it was suggested to us last night :D Thanks to that stranger for bringing it up!

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Well, there are some girls that when you add booze, they lose all their inhibitions, you know…  Maybe there were really none here… it was Just My Imagination (The Temptations) running wild…

(Oops, wrong thread again!)
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You just need to find an unattached one I think, Don... ;)

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You just need to find an unattached one I think, Don... ;)
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Yes, I know someone who....naw, I couldn't do that to you....don't worry Don, I'm sure someone will come along ;)

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This got interesting... ::)
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verrryy interesting. :)

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This got interesting... ::)
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As interesting as it could without a proper bartender  :(

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As interesting as it could without a proper bartender  :(
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Methinks the bartender let Mark have one too many! :o ;)

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I'm back!  Wheres the Xylophone? ;)
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Dontcha' remember ?  You donged it so hard it got broken.  Holy Dooley was real cheesed orfff !  ;D

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Dontcha' remember ?  You donged it so hard it got broken.  Holy Dooley was real cheesed orfff !  ;D
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Speaking of Holy Dooley, where is the rest of the cheese platter?

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Methinks the bartender let Mark have one too many! :o ;)
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Drinks, no thanks...had enough last night....they should rename them Tequilla Sunsets!  Well, I have yet again made breakfast so back upstairs I go...take over the bar again, someone?  Sam Malone, Where Are You?!

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*Notes the sea of vomit and spilt drinks and various human-made liquids on the floor*

Alright, where's my (&#*$ mop?  Guy goes off for a night of fun and this #(*&$ happens....*grumble grumble grumble*
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Put that mop down, Rice!  I hired a cleaning crew with the money I saved when I un-willingly left early a few nights back!  Later on we can meet back here for the Broncos/Raiders tilt....Drinks are on me either way ;)

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Alright...now I just gotta find an unsoiled couch to sit in...sigh ::)
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Don't even think about it...you can join me and Jessica for a nice breakfast in the Hotels restaraunt...that is if she ever wakes up ::)

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Don't even think about it...you can join me and Jessica for a nice breakfast in the Hotels restaraunt...that is if she ever wakes up ::)
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Give her a ring, or have room service shovel her out of bed :)

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Give her a ring , or have room service shovel her out of bed :)
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I plan on giving her a ring soon...oh, oops! I'll just head up there rel quick...brb ;)

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Look! I'm finally awake! ;D
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Good Morning, My Sweetheart...or is it already time for bed again :-*

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Good Morning, My Sweetheart...or is it already time for bed again :-*
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Hopefully it's time for bed again! ;D :-*

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Hopefully it's time for bed again! ;D :-*
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Not until I hear your voice...we'd best head back to our suite so we don't offend....BTW...can we exchange Personal Massages again?  I'll make it worth your while :-*

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I hope you guys use protection...as in I hope you have called a contractor to seismically retrofit the walls of the building :D
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You are such a smarta$$!

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Not until I hear your voice...we'd best head back to our suite so we don't offend....BTW...can we exchange Personal Massages again?  I'll make it worth your while :-*
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I'm ready to go whenever you are, my darling!  :-*

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Okay you two! I had to practically post a bond guaranteeing your good behavior! ::)
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I tried, Z, really I did...but you know those two ;)  How's your messagebox today?  Still popular?  :D

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I tried, Z, really I did...but you know those two ;)  How's your messagebox today?  Still popular?  :D
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Exhaustingly so! (flutters eyelashes). Except someone refused my request for their phone number today! I must be losing my touch! ::)

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Exhaustingly so! (flutters eyelashes). Except someone refused my request for their phone number today! I must be losing my touch! ::)
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Oh yeah, my bad...I'll give you a jingle if you're aboot on Xmas Eve ;)

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Oh yeah, my bad...I'll give you a jingle if you're aboot on Xmas Eve ;)
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I doubt if I will be going out anywhere... I should be home.

Gotta run now! Supper! :D

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Sushi ?  Don't know, what's she like ?  ;D
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Hey Buddy  >:(

This is a private party - board members only

You'll have to get your Sushi elsewhere

Rice !  Race !  Please 'persuade' this person to leave..... ;)

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Shhhhh............Fuss is back you guys...........don't tell him what we were saying about him. ;)
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Yo - say what ?

Come back ! ?

Huh ?

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Where am I?  How come all the good stuff happens when I'm away?
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You call the following GOOD  ::)  ???

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It was a close call, I had 4 buttons of my 501's open and was threatening a flash if that lurker didn't get outta here. Coulda turned things sour for sure. ;D
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Struth !   ::) :(

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Yo - say what ?

Come back ! ?

Huh ?
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(Looks away non-chalantly.........whistles...........)
Oh.........Hey there Luke!!! Where ya been?

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We was just...ah...well...playing pool, yea, me and Dude, that's it.
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Had any luck ?

Got to sink anything yet ?  ;)

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Had any luck ?

Got to sink anything yet ?  ;)
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Nope.....too busy keeping Race from taking care of "the lurker" in his own special way.

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I think I'll go powder my nose for a minute until this conversation picks up. :-couldn't have been anything I said  ;D