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Subject: Haiku 6
This thread is brand new,
Well actually it's six,
I wanted to start!
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
That alright Starsky,
I say "Welcome To The Boards!"
Nice to see you here ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
My haiku thread was
Started prematurely so
Feel free to use both :)
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
I Didn't realize,
Guess Starsky didn't either,
I'm sorry, RiceCube :(
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Quoting:
I Didn't realize,
Guess Starsky didn't either,
I'm sorry, RiceCube :(
End Quote
It's alright SF :)
Post to wherever you want
This is a fun place :)
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Haiku mania
Here on Penguin Board Games board
Need more caffeine...stat!
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Caffeine is my friend.
I don't know what I would do..........
without my coffee.
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Finished one cup now
And a chocolate bar to boot
Bouncing off the walls
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
One cup of coffee........
isn't a good start for me.
It takes 8 or 10. ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
It doesn't take much
Water is my main beverage
Eight glasses a day
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Thats much healthier.
I don't drink enough water.
'Cept when I work out.
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Sometimes I drink most
Of my water in the eve
Right before bedtime
Shouldn't do that 'cause
Then I have to get up in
The middle of night
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
My pipes are real whacky,
Even nothing after eight,
And still up all night ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
I have tried to stop
Drinking water after eight
But I'm too thirsty
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
The same problem here,
Hey, nice to see you DJ!
Enjoy Christmas Time ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
You too, RockNRoll!
I'm actually excited
This year for Christmas
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
This Christmas will be
Better than last year, unless
I get blood poison.
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Might as well post here.
Can't tell one from the other.
Do the other one too.
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
I saw Panic Room.
It was stupid but scary.
Lots of violence.
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Hello To You All (is that 5)
Are all of you doing fine?
I Am Just wicked!
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Like Wicked Lester?
Or Superfreak the porn queen?
I hope this is good.
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
This is Really Good!
Ive Run Out of things to say
What can I put here?
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
jemima jam jar,
I send you out a welcome,
Nice to have you here ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Red-hooded sweatshirt
Given to me for Christmas
The best gift ever! ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
160
Million may buy everyone
A Christmas present
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Quoting:
Red-hooded sweatshirt
Given to me for Christmas
The best gift ever! ;)
End Quote
That reminds me of
SNL - Adam Sandler
On Weekly Update
"Red Hooded Sweatshirt...
Dip, dip, dip sweatshirt...rama-
Lama-ding-dong, sweat..."
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Haiku here. Haiku
There. Overabundance of
Haiku on board now....
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Almost thought that Zed
Would recite Old MacDonald
"E-I-E-I-O" ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Quoting:
Almost thought that Zed
Would recite Old MacDonald
"E-I-E-I-O" ;D
End Quote
Zella, McDonalds,
Dizzy, my head is spinning,
'round rancid horsemeat :P
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Why two Haiku threads?
This could get real confusing.......
to an old hippie. ???
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Someone started one
Someone started another.
Hope this will help you.
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
I'm seeing double
Now, it's not only my code
That's multi-threaded
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
A newbie, Starsky,
Started this one probably,
Unaware of that....
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Pedro is sleeping
Taking a nice siesta
Too much fiesta
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Knows not what he's been missing,
I've Been dreaming and wishing,
Me & Jess Kissing :-*
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Now here comes the mush
First "I Have" thread and now here
You need more minutes :)
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Telephone in hand,
To spare you all the details,
Off to make a call!
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Quoting:
That reminds me of
SNL - Adam Sandler
On Weekly Update
"Red Hooded Sweatshirt...
Dip, dip, dip sweatshirt...rama-
Lama-ding-dong, sweat..."
End Quote
You're correct, Midas
That is why I received it
Can't wait to wear it! ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Almost 1 again.
And I have a hectic Friday.
Office Christmas bash.
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Bumping this thread up
Back onto page number one
Just where it should be!
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Please don't start new threads
When I am asleep. I don't like
Being left out here!
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Relax, CrazyDon,
They start new ones all the time,
While I'm not around
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Quoting:
You're correct, Midas
That is why I received it
Can't wait to wear it! ;)
End Quote
Very cool, SS.
Happy Holidays to you
And to Goldie, too. :)
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Christmas is just six
Days away. I hope everyone
Has a Merry one.
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
My sister got hurt
In an accident today.
She is O.K. now.
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
I'm glad she's okay
Accidents aren't fun at all
I'm thinking of her.
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Oh man, IndyGent
I will also send my prayers,
Hoping she's okay ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Indy Gent's sister
Should be OK after what
Happened yesterday.
West Virginia may
Have a white Christmas. I hope
Yours will be merry.
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
My sister is fine.
She was back home from ER
In minimal time.
Thank you Crazy Don
For the Christmas wishes for
A Merry Yuletide.
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
This is not to be
Found on page 2. I don't like
That. Back to page 1.
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
I also don't like,
When the Stories/Artists Game,
Slips off of page one :(
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
A trip coming soon
Fly, fly, fly away I will
I am coming home ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
You know what they say.........
"Home is where the heart is babe"
And this heart is yours!! ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Not that I don't know
Better, I'd say that was the
Biggest clue of all :D
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Sure hope Syncronos
Thinks to look in haiku thread!
But I bet he won't... ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Well, no secrets here :-X
Though I have sickened many :P
Glad for Dude/S.S. ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Moi aussi. I wish
Them a lifetime's happiness!
They do deserve it! :D :D
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Me aussie. ;D I wish
Them a lifetime's happiness!
They do deserve it! :D
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
YOU ^ aussie. I wish
You/Z. lifetime happiness!
You Both deserve it! ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Sleepy but happy.
I am this morning. Now back
To my bed I go! :D
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
May you all have a
Very Merry Christmas time
And a great new year
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Merry Christmas to all.
I hope everybody has
A good one. Thank you!
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Everyone enjoy,
A Wonderful Christmastime,
I know that I will :)
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Merry Christmas, Mark
And a Happy New Year's Day
It will be special.
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Thanks much, IndyGent,
Party in Colorado,
I'll show you my town!
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
I'm sure the Rockies
Are a good place for parties.
Everyone is high. ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Quoting:
I'm sure the Rockies
Are a good place for parties.
Everyone is high. ;D
End Quote
Three beers on Pikes Peak,
Would be like having seven,
Down here in my town :o
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Great party you have
Looks like guests are starting to
Pick up and add on.
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Back at work again
Nothing going on so I
Can spend more time here
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Quoting:
Back at work again
Nothing going on so I
Can spend more time here
End Quote
Hey, take some time off,
Join my virtual party!
You'll be among friends :D
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
I will do just that
And join y'all for some breakfast
I am so hungry
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Z. wants McDonalds,
FussBudget wants the Broadmoor,
Choose both or different?
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Broadmoor is the place
For me. It looks very nice
Great suggestion, Mark! :D
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Good time here I have
Never want to go back to
Way it was before
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
I Feel the same way,
Since Jessica's love for me,
I will look forward ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
It's raining again
Oh no my love's at an end
It's raining again
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Please Please Tell Me Now
Is There Something I Should Know
(Heard that this morning)
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Sun Comes Up-The Sun
Goes Down, It Doesn't Really,
Matter In MY Partytown!
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Ready for breakfast
And a tour of where Mark lives
It's a great Friday! :D
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Indeed it sure is,
Hope you like the day two tour,
Day three..Cripple Creek!
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Having too much fun
Partying and hanging with
All my penguin friends
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Welcome, Penguin Friends,
Where The Party Never Ends,
Glad You Could Attend!
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Toll Free lines mixed up
We're getting calls about some-
Thing seen on TV :-/
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
I am here up late
Posting and playing on board
With Zed and Zella
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
In a perfect world,
We'd really be together,
Over at my place!
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Always suspected
I had split personal'ty
Now it is confirmed... ::) ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Quoting:
Always suspected
I had split personal'ty
Now it is confirmed... ::) ;D
End Quote
With one or with two,
Zella, my good friend,
I've always liked YOU :-*
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
I have chipped my tooth
Go to dentist Thursday morn
Drool all afternoon
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
No more sports haikus.
College football season is
Over for me. Yes.
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Changed my avatar
I hope everybody has
A Happy New Year! :D
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Have a safe New Year
Don't drink and drive, take a cab
Go Boilers, Irish.
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
New Years Day in Aus
Is just over one hour away
Soon be lots of noise
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Hopefully you will
Not have to duck below the
Level of windows
Like here in LA
When all of the crazies fire
Off all of their guns.... ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Reminds me of my
Favourite L A Saying
"Take a Valium" :D
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
LA Guns is a
Name of a rock band, But I
Don't own their albums
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
I am most amused
Int'resting developements
On the board lately... ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Happy New Year to
All. Remember, don't drink and
Drive. Be really safe!
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
10 more hours to go
Then will be two-thousand-three
More money for me :)
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Watch out in Times Square
Dick Clark might bore you to death
With his New Year's tales
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
His show was on mute
While I DJed New Years Eve
Fun was had by all
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Glad you're all back safe,
And hope fun was had by all,
It's a brand new year :D
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Dig the jukebox, Mark. :D
Hope you had a happy one
Tooth is fixed. Hooray! :D
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
The other haiku
Thread was brought up to push the
Party onto page 2!
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Reminds me of an old
Saying: "Haiku, you ku, we
All ku for Haiku!" ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Officially the
Holidays are all over
We can still have fun. ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Clowns to left of me...
Jokers to the right; stuck in
Middle with foo-foo... ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Prepared my story,
So that Banasy can see,
What happened to me...
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Juggling was our Mark
Good thing Banasy is kind
Let off with warning ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
A slap on the hand
When we all know he prefers
A slap somewhere else! ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
You can't always get
What you want, said the Rolling
Stones, Don't I know it !
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
BUZZZZZ!!!!! Major Haiku foul!!!! Try again!!!! ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
I see 5, 7, 5
Where is the foul that I have
Committed, please, huh ?
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Must make the Haiku
Gracefully flow like river
You no-talent hack! ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Graceful I am not
Rough as guts I sometimes am
Is this one okay ?
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Would guts be that rough?
I would think kind of squishy...
Or just a typo?
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Much better, my friend-
I just love to give you hell-
Please pay me no mind!
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
With my friends I feel
So relaxed and having fun
Big Smile is on face
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Quoting:
Would guts be that rough?
I would think kind of squishy...
Or just a typo?
End Quote
Guts would flow with ease
Zed's on the path to Haiku-
Pay attention, Luke!
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
True haiku should dance
Just like an unbiting fish
Or a soft wet plow...
Better? ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
God, I love you, Z!!!!!!
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Wot are freakin' rules
To Haiku apart from good ol'
5,7,5 please, please ? ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Grasshopper must learn
To properly write Haiku
Or risk spanked monkey!
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
I am encouraged
To not Haiku properly
For punishment's sake :P
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Plowing in valley
I met a dancing fish
And it did not bite....
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Z is having fun
Making an absurdity
Seemingly profound. :D
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
I like these haikus.
They're not really hard to do.
Five, seven, five, done.
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Walking thru Mondegreen,
Deep in the valley spring,
I saw a fish plow.
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Unless a Haiku foul
Has been commited by Fuss-
Then I get to spank! :D
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Back from Las Vegas
Millions of films processed
Pictures coming soon ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Yeeeah! Cubed or uncubed:
It does not matter at all;
Happy to see Rice!
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Quoting:
Walking thru Mondegreen,
Deep in the valley spring,
I saw a fish plow.
End Quote
I bow to Zella
Who has transformed the profound
Into plowing fish!
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
While fishing for plows
I caught a big Mondegreen
Chased me thru Valley....
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
I have laughed so hard
Milk has commenced the flowing
Out of Polish nose!
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Stan Modegreenski
The jolly Polish plowman
Fished in the valley
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
So many haikus
Have been posted since I have
Posted one on here.
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
So many haikus
Swimming thru the peaceful valley
Like a well-plowed fish
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Abe Vigoda played
Fish on Barney Miller for
about 4 plus years.
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
A well-plowed something
Sounds real good to me right now...
Send me Farmer John!
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
A snow plow would be
Fine and dandy with weak me
Not much to plow now.
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Farmer John with skill
Plowed thru the fruitful valley
Searching for fresh fish
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Oh, Farmer John, I
Am in love with your daughter
With the champagne eyes
Nice to be back here
This board is my second home
Better than Jovi's
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Welcome Back, Jonman,
Where Is Mystery Woman At?
She Lives Nearby You.....? :-/
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Quoting:
Welcome Back, Jonman,
Where Is Mystery Woman At?
She Lives Nearby You.....? :-/
End Quote
I saw a short thread
With a brief explanation
O'er in PPP
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Quoting:
I saw a short thread
With a brief explanation
O'er in PPP
End Quote
I don't read enough,
In other threads anymore,
Thanks, I'll take a look ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Jonman's from Canada
But does not see Mystery
Woman much no more. :(
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Bringing this thread back,
To soon relieve the other,
As it's winding down...
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
MW still
MIA, looks like she may
Never be seen. No! :'(
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Getting deja vu
Swear I posted a haiku
Secs ago, boo hoo!
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
This is the only
Haiku thread left unless the
Other is unlocked!
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
This haiku is good
The other one has been shut
Post your ramblings
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
I hope you all had
A very merry Christmas
New year, new haiku
Phil
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Hope you did, as well,
Had a great Christmas, that is,
Fellow member, Phil ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Changed your avatar
Was Pete Puma and now it
Is Tom and Jerry
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Quoting:
Hope you did, as well,
Had a great Christmas, that is,
Fellow member, Phil ;)
End Quote
It was too busy
Burned the candle at both ends
(In the middle, too)
Phil
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Syncronos was here
For a little bit this morn
Now he's gone again
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Guess we migrate here
Since last one got locked up good
What'd I miss so far? :)
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Hairspray works real quick
Now time to bump locked haiku
Off of this first page!
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
I don't know how much
Longer I can pretend to
Get away with this
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Get away with what?
You mean writing bad haiku?
Get away with you
;-)
Phil
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
You are quite astute
I meant getting away with
Not working today ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
I'm in the same boat
But I think I'll keep sailing
Not much work right now
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Daschle runs no more
Which reduces Dems hopefuls
To less than two Ks ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
This is the only
Haiku thread left 'cause Hairspray
Locked the other one!
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Quoting:
Daschle runs no more
Which reduces Dems hopefuls
To less than two Ks ;)
End Quote
I agree with you,
My running needs to be done,
Much MUCH, more often :P
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Sharpton is running?
I would like to see black Prez
But he scares me much! :o
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Quoting:
Sharpton is running?
I would like to see black Prez
But he scares me much! :o
End Quote
Well, Arsenio?
Now THAT would be kinda fun,
But I'll stick with Bush :-XThat Sounded dirty
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Know who I'd vote for?
Charles Barkley! He is funny
And speaks his true mind :)
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Yes, unlike Clinton,
Who's a common criminal,
That I couldn't stand :P
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
I like Wayne Brady
In small doses, and "Who's Line...?"
Drew Carey sometimes
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
"Whose Line" cracks me up!
Ryan Stiles is the man!
Colins is fun to...
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
I prefer his show,
Drew Carey sure makes me laugh,
Not as much as Jim :D
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Long day it has been,
Going through serious withdrawl
Here all on my own....
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
One "A to Z" thread.
One haiku thread. Hairspray has
Locked both the others.
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Quoting:
"Whose Line" cracks me up!
Ryan Stiles is the man!
Colins is fun to...
End Quote
I love "Whose Line" too...
"Ryan Stiles for President"
What do you reckon?
Phil
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Quoting:
I love "Whose Line" too...
"Ryan Stiles for President"
What do you reckon?
Phil
End Quote
If I wreck it is
Usually in my pickup
Or on a skateboard :D
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Donuts for DJ
It is my latest catchcry
Before I go sleep
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Goodnight FussBudget
If I scrounge up sixty cents
I will have breakfast :)
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Must leave for a few,
Brian needs a ride to school,
Then I will be back!
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
See you real soon, Mark.
I'll keep this thread from going
Under to page two ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Ryan Stiles would keep
Us from going to war with
Laughter and delight ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Colin & Wayne too
As well as the fourth guest who
Seems to always win
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Colin's a Canuck
Under US law he can't
Run for President :-/
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
If he did then he
Might be truly making a
Mockery of votes ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Quoting:
Colin's a Canuck
Under US law he can't
Run for President :-/
End Quote
D'Oh! That is a shame
Maybe it'll have to be
That Mike McShane chap
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Quoting:
D'Oh! That is a shame
Maybe it'll have to be
That Mike McShane chap
End Quote
He is quite funny
But he weighs ten thousand pounds
Heartburn imminent! :o
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
He does airline ads
I wonder, is he charged for
Excessive baggage?
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
TGIF, Folks!
Hope you all have a good day
And a good weekend
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Thread dead this weekend
I am here to revive it
Bumping to page one
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
I'm here this morning,
But only for a short time,
I need to work out!
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Classic Toucan Sam
Very cool avatar, Mark. :)
"Just follow your nose!" :D
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Thanks, DJ_Midas!
Always knows flavour of fruit,
Wherever it goes... :D
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
The Monday Haiku:
Gro-o-o-o-o-o-oan...
Mumble mumble bah.
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Cheer up, sir Rice Cube.
Think of now as a few hours
Before time for lunch :D
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Stupid punk Mondays
They suck the remnants of soul
Out through your nostrils :P
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Maybe Iron Chef
Could use your words of wisdom
Before it's buried
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Speaking of buried
I need to revive this thread
Before it gets lost
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
You are a good man,
Now bring back "Storytellers"
You are creative!
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Quoting:
You are a good man,
Now bring back "Storytellers"
You are creative!
End Quote
Thanks for those kind words.
I brought the "Storytellers"
Thread back to page one!
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
College basketball
I do not care for. But it's
Where Herd and Eers play!
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
I must do research
And purify more proteins
Later I return ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
See you later, Rice
Have fun purifyn' proteins
That sounds like hard work
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
You spin me right round
Baby right round like records
Baby right round round ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Check out the hook while
My DJ revolves it - Ice
Ice Baby, too cold... ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Rice is going to
Have a birthday tomorrow.
I still miss someone.
She was always the
Best in announcing birthdays.
Boy, do I miss her.
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
I get knocked down but
I get up again, you're nev-
Er gon' keep me down :D ;) ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Happy Birthday, Rice-
Many more coming at you...
This I wish for you! :-* :-* :-*
***purify protein, hmmmmm?***
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
I love Banasy!
I love every woman here!
I love Zella, too! :-* :-* :-* :-*
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Maybe Rice will get
An available space if
He fills out some forms ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Forms coming his way
Wrapped in a plain brown package-
String tied a a bow! ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Quoting:
I love Banasy!
I love every woman here!
I love Zella, too! :-* :-* :-* :-*
End Quote
It's nice to be loved!
That's why I like to come here
Lots of bestest friends! :D
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Lotsa Lotsa Love
Going on among penguins
:-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Subject: Re: Haiku 6
Thread getting buried
So I will post once again
To get on page one
Snow coming tonight
Hope there's power when I wake
Up in the morning
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I am twenty-four
Yet I do not feel so old
I am young at heart ;D
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Happy Birthday, Rice! :D
May you always want to be
A "Toys 'R Us" kid! ;D
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Toys R' Us sucks now
I am all about Best Buy
For electronics ;D
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Best Buy also has
Good prices on their CDs
If you still buy them
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I don't buy music
Today's artists bug me much
Just discount oldies ;)
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Happy Birthday Rice,
My age is opposite yours,
This Kids forty-two :)
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Quoting:
I don't buy music
Today's artists bug me much
Just discount oldies ;)
End Quote
Now I download songs
For the most part but sometimes
I buy old vinyl
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Once more I exit
To purify more proteins
Yay research science! ;D
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Man it sure is cold
Outside and it will only
Get colder later :(
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The snow is coming
As if we didn't have snow
Already on ground!
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Storm blew right by us,
While not leaving anything,
Now it's Cold and Dry :(
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Just one inch of snow
Roads were not that bad today
Had to go to work >:(
But that is okay
Most others in a meeting
I don't have much work ;D
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Up to 3 inches
Of the white stuff tomorrow
Cabin fever still
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Missing My Baby,
I'm Dreaming of her tonight,
Love You Jessica :-*
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Bringing this thread back,
To the popular page one,
Haiku is such fun!
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It was on page two
I've had too much work today
Ready to go home.
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Worked OT 'til 8
Funny, I don't feel richer
But do feel tired. :-/
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War with Iraq looms
Thousands of troops on the move
I need a big drink
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Have two friends out there,
Wish we could all get along,
Neccessary means :-/
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Herd and Mountaineers
Play basketball game tonight.
Don't care for b'ball.
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What I wouldn't give
For a Billy Goat Gruff to
Get rid of this troll ::)
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Hopefully won't be,
As horrid as last years troll,
Moron shut us down >:(
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Eyeballs drying out
Yet I can't pry myself loose
Darn you, messageboard! :)
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Prepare, world, for here
Comes Cyclops the Anteater!
Beware my powers! ;D
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Rice Cube pins his hopes
That name change will give power
To battle fierce eggs. ::)
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Ah Miss Banasy,
My powers reside not in
My wang, but my heart ;D
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Cyclops Whatever
You will still be ol' Rice Cube
To those dear to you. ;)
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Pity poor Cyclops
For an anteater must keep
One eye on the ground
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We got snow again
And I had a lot of work
But I'm caught up now
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The messageboard crashed
Today. I don't like it at
All. No way, José.
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At least in this crash,
Not a thing was deleted,
Un-like last April
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Chucky's sensible
No NT server for him
He uses Linux
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Thanks to the slow board,
And Big Crash; got some things done
In real life for once! ::)
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Feel inadequate,
Computer lingo not known,
Need education ::)
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NT by MS
Very prone to hack attacks
Needs frequent restart
Linux: Unix-based
Better server than NT
Rarely needs restart
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Quoting:
Thanks to the slow board,
And Big Crash; got some things done
In real life for once! ::)
End Quote
I know how you feel
I actually had to work
Most of yesterday
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I feel less confused,
Thanks for the explanation,
Kind is what Phil is :D
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The rain is falling
Getting rid of all the snow
Then it will come back
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Clearing winter snow
Like sweeping leaves in autumn
Goes on forever
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Our snow is all gone
Hopefully it won't come back
Here for a long time
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The skies are dark gray
And the weathermen all say
More snow on the way
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No way! My goodness!
Miss Information haikued!
More good things to come? :D
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I have been known to
fool around with words just to
entertain myself.
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When I'm feeling bored
I have also been known to
Play with words myself
(I'm glad the word "words" is in that one)
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Words don't come easy
As F.R. Davis once sang
In the seventies.
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And Words Are All I,
Have To Take Your Heart Away,
Sixties Bee Gees song....
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Words that never were
True, spoken to hurt nobody
but you--The Monkees.
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Let me hear you say,
the words I long to hear, Oh,
Darling when you're near...
"Words" by the Beatles,
Long ago in the sixties,
My favorite group ;)
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"No More Words" Berlin
Says, but Words of Love won't
Bring back Mama Cass. :'(
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What are words for when
No one listens anymore?
Missing Persons song.
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Yello's "No More Words"
A song in which "No more words"
Are the only words
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I don't get some of
These new words like "bling bling" and
"Shizzle my nizzle" ???
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I need to go home
But there's so much snow out there
I can't find my car
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Once you find your car,
Just remember to be safe,
Be careful driving...
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The snow was so bad
It took me hours to get home
You know what I did?
A new parody
About bad drivers in snow
It's called "Effing Snow"
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Beatles Month for me,
My tribute to the Fab Four,
They make me happy...
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I like your pictures
RNRF, that is a
great tribute. Kudos! :D
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John, Paul, George, Ringo
The Animated Beatles
That scans rather well ;-)
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Quoting:
I like your pictures
RNRF, that is a
great tribute. Kudos! :D
End Quote
Thanks, DJ Midas!
I am still experimenting,
Moving them around....
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This lineup is great
I feel like I'm in the control
Box monitoring :D
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I'm not on here much,
but starting this thread over,
is what i will do.
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Overslept today.
This haiku thread still alive.
Why not post them here?
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Starting the new thread,
something i wanted to do,
hoped this one would end.
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It is almost done
Only ten more posts to go
Then it can be locked
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Finally I see
Superfreak's avatar. Yow-
Sah Yowsah Yowsah! :D
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Working on TV
Logs for four hours. Now I'm back.
They're not finished yet.
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What is the big deal...........
With wanting to start new threads?
I just don't get it. ???
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Quoting:
What is the big deal...........
With wanting to start new threads?
I just don't get it. ???
End Quote
Page twenty gets locked
So people like to beat the
Rush to keep playing :P
I think it's silly...
Just keep posting until Hair
Locks it up for good ;)
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I agree with Rice.
Thats been suggested before.
To no avail though. ::)
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I did it before.
Banasy jumped all over
The thread I began.
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Only three more posts
Then we'll be on page twenty
Of this Haiku thread
My buddy Rice Cube
Should push it past page twenty
He's a great poet :)
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I have little doubt
That we can achieve this goal
If mods are absent ;)
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I am off to lunch
'Tis the last post on this page
Post away, penguins! :D
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Now Hairspray can lock
This haiku thread. Go to the
Thread of SuperFreak!
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Hairspray hasn't locked
This thread yet so I will post
More haiku. Hee Hee ;D
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I am off to go
Rot my brains on comic books
Keep on haikuing! :D
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Will do, Rice penguin
But I now have another
task to do. Fun Fun! :P
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It is too bad you
Had to go before we reached
The thirtieth page :(
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Where's moderator
Hairspray when needed? This thread
Needs to be locked up!
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Quoting:
Where's moderator
Hairspray when needed? This thread
Needs to be locked up!
End Quote
And who made YOU king? ::)
People can post where they want,
Also WHEN they want :P
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Still not locked, I see.
Lets see how far this can go.
Before Hair locks it.
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Penguin rebel here
Pushing the ol' envelope
Post more haiku here! :D ;D
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I just love the thought.......
of "Rebel Haiku Threads", and........
PUSHING ENVELOPES!!!!!! ;D
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So we meet again
For the first time, the last time
And time after that ;)
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You and me Rice Cube!!
We boldly go where no man........
dares go before us!!
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One never knows, Dude
My personal record is
Only page thirty :-/
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Only page thirty?!
Thats nothing to sneeze about!
Ten more than normal!!
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Indy did tell me
That he saw a thread go past
Response five hundred! :o
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Hairspray's not logged in
Maybe it will not be found
How far this thread's gone
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Page twenty-one yet?
I don't know but this is the
300th post here
Cheerleader beat me
That's okay 'cuz now I'm sure
We're on twenty one!
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Cheerleader plays too! :D
Oh the things that we shall see
When we reach thirty! :D
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This thread is funny
Make me laugh hard
My aching tummy.
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I don't want to work
I just wanna bang on me
Drum all day. Hee hee. ;D
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Quoting:
This thread is funny
Make me laugh hard
My aching tummy.
End Quote
That is very cool
An unorthodox haiku
I like your style, Pop :)
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9 pages to go
Oh what a thrill to be one
Who likes to bend rules!
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Lightning speed haikus
Posting at alarming rate
It's haiku madness! :D
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see how fast we type?
we could do this day and night
if only hairspray'd go
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Not a rule per se
Just a habit to prevent
Extremely long threads :)
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This is so much fun
Misfit Penguins are all 'bout
Having a good time :D
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It's just semantics
I think this is fun to see
how far we can go
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And this all started..
with the question, "Whats the deal...........
with starting new threads?"
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We are just about
On page twenty-two, my friends
Yabba Dabba Doo! :D ;D
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We are true rebels
When Hairspray does lock this up
I hope Hair haikus ;)
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That would be neato
Is this page twenty two yet
guess I'll just go see
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That would be so nice
'Spray is a very cool mod
S/he looks out for us :)
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two past the limit
can we make it up to three
or four, or five, SIX???
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If we go forty
That would be an awesome feat
Perhaps MissI writes?
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my browser is slow
i'm afraid it soon will go
i hope not yet, though
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An apple in hand
Would you like a bite?
It is so yummy!
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Seven in middle,
Princess of pop, my new friend :)
That is haiku style :D
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I don't understand you
no seven in the middle
could you please elaborate?
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The first line is five
The second line is seven
The last is five too
(syllables)
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Just beat it (beat it),
Beat it (beat it), No one wants
To be defeated... ;D
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Cheerleader is wise
But Princess has funky style
It is most welcome :)
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Oh my what a shame
I am no good at haiku
Would you forgive me?
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Quoting:
Just beat it (beat it),
Beat it (beat it), No one wants
To be defeated... ;D
End Quote
I'm starting with the
Man in the mirror! (Oh yeah)
Will he change his ways?
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Quoting:
Oh my what a shame
I am no good at haiku
Would you forgive me?
End Quote
Worry not dear friend
'Tis but a silly game so
Feel free to improv :)
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Soon page twenty-three
May be a reality
EEE Hee hee hee hee! :D ;)
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Let us quote more songs!
Oh well I'm the type of guy
Who likes to roam 'round...
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I feel embarrased
Can you see my red face glow
I shall improve soon!
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It's fine, popprincess
You will do just fine once you
Get the hang of it
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Okay! Abra, Ab-
racadabra, I want to
Reach out and grab ya! :D
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You spin me right 'round
Baby right round like records
Baby right round round ;D
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Oh songs, so much fun
maybe I could try to think
of one, maybe not
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Give me ti-i-ime...
Do you real' want to hurt me
Or just make me cry? ;)
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Don't stop believing
Hold on to that feelayeeahhhhh
Street lights, peopulllohhhhhhhhhhhh...
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(From a famous parody on this site)
Recite that number!
Three point one four one five nine!
I got it! (got it!)
;D
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This is really hard
I cannot think of some songs
I must be slacking
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Take me home tonite
I don't wanna let you go
Till you see the light
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Guess it would be nice
If I could touch your body
I gotta have faaaaaaaaaaith ;D
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Quoting:
Take me home tonite
I don't wanna let you go
Till you see the light
End Quote
That is so awesome
You are my new hero, Princess
I bow before you
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Wake me up before
You go-go, 'cuz I'm not Plan-
in' on go'n solo...
(Yeah, right!) ::)
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A caaaaaaaaaareless whisper
Of a good friend...I forgot
Rest of the lyrics :P
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Like a Virgin, hoo
Touched for the very first time
Like a Virgin yeah :-/
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I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my head to my feet, yeah
You got the peaches
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Lo-ove Bites, love bleeds
It's bringin me to my knees
Lo-ve lives, love dies
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Mil-yuns of peaches
Peaches for me...I'm moving
To the country, yeah :D
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Shout at the Devil
Shout Shout Shout at the devil
Shout at the Devil
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Let's go all the way
Let's go all the way, yeah,yeah
Let's go all the way
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Girls just wanna have fun...
They just wanna, They just wanna-
ah-ah, They just wanna...
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Would I lie to you?
Would I lie to you honey?
Would I lie to you?
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Can go your own waaaaaaaaaaaay
(Go your own way!) Da da da
Just go your own way! :D
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E-ver-y time I
See you falling, I get down
On my knees and pray...
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Everytime you go
Away, you take a piece of
Me with you...HOO-ooo...
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Are we gonna let
De-elevator bring us
Down? Oh no, Let's Go!
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If you see faded
Sign at the side of the road
Go to the LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE SHACK!
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I keep on fallin'
In and out of love, with you
Sometimes you love me......
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My little girl, drive
Anywhere, Do what you want,
I don't care, Tonight...
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Heaven isn't too
Far away, closer to it
Ev'ry day-ay-ay
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Oh we're half way there
oh oh livin on a prayer
We'll make it I swear
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We might as well jump
For Hairspray is here and might
Finally shut us down :(
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Who can it be now?
I said Who can it Be now?
Who can it be now?