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Subject: If I Ruled the World
every day would be the first day of spring.
What would you make it if you ruled the world? I would make every day the first day of peace. :-* :)
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If I ruled the world I would never never ever let Tim Burton direct a movie again. Ever. Never. He's not a good director...
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If I ruled the world, I would forbid people to own SUVs unless they really, REALLY knew what they're supposed to be used for (and NOT as status symbols, mind you).
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If I ruled the world, every man would have a woman, every woman would have a man, and love and peace will rule forevermore.
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If I ruled the world, every man would have a woman, every woman would have a man, and love and peace will rule forevermore.
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That's good :). I don't feel the need to rule the world because Crazy Don would make a better ruler. ;D
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If I ruled the world, no one would be hungry, cold or homeless. I would make sure that we use renewable energy that does not hurt the enviorment. Most important, I would make sure that there is PEACE!!!!!!
Cat
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If I ruled the world, no one would be hungry, cold, or homeless. Everyone would have health care. We would use renewable energy that would not hurt the enviorment and most important, I will make sure that is PEACE!!!!!!!!
Cat
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Oops, sorry about the booboo.
Cat
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If I rulled the world, I'd ban the four major networks and everyone would get free cable and sattalite TV. Everyone would own a pet and would get life in prison if they abused pets or children beyond the usual discipline. Ethnic and racist jokes whose sole purpose is to hurt certain groups would be banned.
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If I ruled the world, I would tell someone to invent a phone that screened out calls from telemarketers.... :(
I would have someone install a cable connection for the PC's internet access ;D
I'd have another Coke :P
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If I ruled the world:
Daylight savings time would be abolished.
Carrot Top, no, all long distance commercial personalites would be released in space at the next space shuttle mission.
Every non-public form of transit would be required to travle at least 24 miles per gallon of fuel, higher emmision standards would be universally applied.
Smoking in bars would be allowed in all states. (Don't smoke, but think that its stupid.)
I would approve minimum wage standards by county or LMA, federal would have to be recognized, state ignored.
Marijuana for personal consumption could be legally grown and smoked within private residence.
All public schools would have class size limits of 22 students, any schools with a drop out rage of more than 5% would be investigated for competancy. Any school found incompetant will be closed and all instructors would lose liscense to teach until further training is completed and competancy testing passed.
Hunger would not be tolerated, local anti-hunger agencies will be responcible that all food needs are met for the area.
Welfare would continue to be downsized, public works will be required on all recipients of welfare benefits.
OJ Simpson will be retried.
Rolling Stone magazine will print an apology for the review of the last Peal Jam recording. There gonna listen to it until the get it right!
Geraldo Rivera and Phil Donahue will also be released into space. Michael Jackson too.
Womans clothing, footware, and grooming costs will be lowered to similar costs of males goods and services.
All lawsuits will be decided in mediation, no jury trials. Standard rates of award ranges will be set and limited to.
The death penalty will be universally recognized and limited to one challenge in court.
Parenting courses will be taught and required for all people before they complete schooling.
Terrorism will be met with swift consequenses and education.
All resources and technologies available will be used to fight aids and other disceases and maladies.
Fuss Budjet will be named head of housing and Urban development. Steve H- top political advisor, Indy Gent- Defense Council, Crazy Don- foreign affairs (wouldn't that be good, Don ;)) Sycronos-Education and technology, Rice Cube-Surgeon General, Zella- Religion and spiritual education, Southern Spitfire- Domestic terrorism, Goldie- Head of Education, Hairspray- Dept of Reminicing and all things adrongynous, Chucky- Media and Press release. I'm sure there are other departments to fill but I'm brain-drained at this time.
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Quoting:Fuss Budjet will be named head of housing and Urban development. End Quote
I'm having another Coke to celebrate my elevation to the ministry :P
As there is no Transport Minister yet, as Urban and Housing Development Minister, all Freeways shall be turned into outdoor bowling alleys*.
The resultant traffic chaos will be the problem of whoever becomes Transport Minister, I got in first (you know how pigheaded politicians can be) ::)
FB (Minister for HUD)
* All people living below the sides of Freeways beware of gutter balls...
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Sounds like your off to a good start in you position, since freeways are now bowling alleys, Bobo- Head of Alleys and Gutter Ball Safety. Congrats Bobo big job for someone of your age, I know you can do it!
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I'm having another Coke to celebrate my elevation to the ministry :P
As there is no Transport Minister yet, as Urban and Housing Development Minister, all Freeways shall be turned into outdoor bowling alleys*.
The resultant traffic chaos will be the problem of whoever becomes Transport Minister, I got in first (you know how pigheaded politicians can be) ::)
FB (Minister for HUD)
* All people living below the sides of Freeways beware of gutter balls...
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Oh, you bet. Spent many a time down at my local Superbowl doing that very job, accidentally slipping on the shiny ball-o surface, into the gutters. Now I merely attach the non-expensive clamps onto the end of the gutters to serve as bumpers! And voilá! A new invention, right at my fingertips!
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Sounds like your off to a good start in you position, since freeways are now bowling alleys, Bobo- Head of Alleys and Gutter Ball Safety. Congrats Bobo big job for someone of your age, I know you can do it!
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Okay guys, stand clear of the alleyways and listen to this important notice. The fries are NOT for cleaning out of the Superbowl after everyone else is done. They're for eating, grabbing, while you still have at least your three bowling fingers left. I implore you, make sure you still have at least three by the end of the night, or our team will walk yours in the championship. Nuh!
And so on.
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My family would accept my choice of lifestyle :'(
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My family would accept my choice of lifestyle :'(
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If I ruled the world I'd grant SF, and everyone else in the world asking for the same thing, her wish. :)
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If I ruled the world I would .....uh nevermind I already got in trouble saying this the first time...If I ruled the worl then I would let us have a woman president and EVERYTHING would be under control instead of screwed up.
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If I ruled the world I would .....uh nevermind I already got in trouble saying this the first time...If I ruled the worl then I would let us have a woman president and EVERYTHING would be under control instead of screwed up.
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*Chuckle* Just because the President is a woman doesn't mean she'd do a good job ;) Not that she'd do a bad job either.
And now to piss off a lot of people:
If a woman were in charge, the toilet seat would always be down.
If a woman were in charge, shoe laborers would be the top paid workers in the world.
If a woman were in charge, the Libyans and Iraqis would run for cover every time her "period" comes around.
If a woman were in charge, Hootie Johnson would be executed ;)
That's it for now.
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If I ruled the world I'd grant SF, and everyone else in the world asking for the same thing, her wish. :)
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Thanks Steve! And just for the record...I Chose to be this way. It's just my opinion but I do NOT believe that people are not born this way.
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Thanks Steve! And just for the record...I Chose to be this way. It's just my opinion but I do NOT believe that people are not born this way.
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Love who you want ;)
But for the sake of some of us guys, if you're ever in the mood again, give guys a chance ;)
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"IF?" What's this "if" I ruled the world?
Eating utensils would be frowned upon.
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Message boards will b banned ;D
All former presidents and politicians will b tied up in some sort of torture chamber ;)
We would have a gay, black woman for president 8)
All weapons etc will b destroyed and the money to make them will b put into rebuilding the 3rd world :)
And the "food pyramid" will b inverted :o
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We would have a gay, black woman for president 8)
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You can't rule the world then. When people ask me when I'm going to have kids, I tell them "when the United States has a gay black woman as the president".
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If I ruled, the word 'not' would be banned. And slurs are punishable by life with a muzzle on the person's face.
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You can't rule the world then. When people ask me when I'm going to have kids, I tell them "when the United States has a gay black woman as the president".
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I'll have to ask my friend if she wants to be President then ;D I'm sure you'd want to pass some of your genes along ;)
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Thanks Steve! And just for the record...I Chose to be this way. It's just my opinion but I do NOT believe that people are not born this way.
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You're welcome, SF. But I think it goes beyond the kinky girls thing. Everybody deserves unconditional love from their family -- no matter what choices they make. If they chose to be vegens, or if they chose to be a carpenter instead of going to college, or they chose to be an English major rather than pursue an MBA degree.
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I'll have to ask my friend if she wants to be President then ;D I'm sure you'd want to pass some of your genes along ;)
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Well, maybe if our country could be cool enough to have a non-male president, let alone someone who wasn't white, no matter what their "lifestyle" was, I wouldn't mind passing along my genes. Until then, I think I'll just pass along jeans.
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When people ask me when I'm going to have kids, I tell them "when the United States has a gay black woman as the president".
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Dubya had better not take the mask off then ;-)
If I ruled the world, I'd find someone else who could do a better job. Delegation and all that.
Phil
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All long-distance phone calls would be free... :)
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If I ruled the world, I would go home right now ('cuz I'm at work!) , but before doing so I would email or call all the people I know and tell them to quit working, and do whatever they want (as long as it doesn't involve hurting other fellow living creatures...) y'know, you're buddies w/the guy who rules the world!
I'd also give the death penalty automatically to all child molesters and abusers, as well as to rapists, no slow torture or nothing, just get rid of them quickly, no point on keeping those around for any further period of time. And I'd demand a Ferrari ASAP. 8)