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Subject: HAIKU!!! (bless you!)
Just a random thread
For when the last one is done
It will be right here ;)
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There's a haiku six!
Nobody ever bothers to
Check on page two, eh? ;)
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Well, let's try again.
This haiku thread open for
Your creative posts! :D
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It's creative huh,
What about the other one,
That's creative too ;)
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You're good at haiku
Superfreak should publish books
On this fine art form :)
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Thanks a lot, Rice Cube,
You've put me in a great mood,
Before I'm to sleep!
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Can't have too many
Haiku threads on here, too bad
My brains on auto.
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Use Haiku six for
Now, then someone remember
To drag this back up ;)
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Is this number Six?
Or seven, I don't know 'cause
We don't number much.
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"very kinky girls"
a photo with christ's picture
complete opposites!!
sorry but seeing the one post with the gifs of bump & grind dancing chicks and then right under it a post with a picture of jesus christ...i coundn't resist pointing out the contrast!! :)
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Sharp eye Ma Monster
Jesus and hot chicks don't mix.
Except Magdelene.
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Star Trek was awesome
Go see it to save this great
Sci-fi universe :D
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Syncronos is here
Let the posting begin
time to have some fun!
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You have arrived
Just as my bedtime begins
Perhaps tomorrow?
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One more week of work
Then it's Christmas Holiday
Very short work week :)
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I envy you guys
I must work until the Eve
Then I go Vegas ;D
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Vegas! Cool, Rice Cube!
I want to go there now since
Watching The Real World
"SIN CITY, BABY!
AH HA HA ha ha ha ha
Ha Ha ha ha ha!"
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I shall return soon
There is sanding to be done
This will be rough stuff ;D
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Mr. Miyagi
Told Daniel to "Sand the floor"
And "Wax on, wax off"
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Unfortunately
Poor Mister Miyagi had
To do three sequels :(
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I never got past
The Karate Kid II; They
Should have stopped at II
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Should have stopped when they
Flashed "The End" after part one
Darn money grubbing folk >:(
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Quoting:
Should have stopped when they
Flashed "The End" after part one
Darn money grubbing folk >:(
End Quote
Hollywood tends to
Milk a hit for all it's worth
Sometimes Cows run dry
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Ergo, Rocky VI
How did they green light this film?
Best picture snafued :-/
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Or Home Alone 3
I mean, Home Alone 2 was
Just the same as 1 ::)
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But based in New York
So little kids did not know
The difference, eh? :)
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Rarely like sequels,
Except Lethal Weapon 2,
Topped one, IMO
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Terminator 2
Was superior to the
Original too :)
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As for Major League,
A sequel was not best done :P
The same with Arthur :D
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That's why Wesley Snipes
Elected not to return
For Major League 2
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Dudley made one Moore :D
Which was very ill-advised,
It was a huge Dud ly!(Almost sounds like Flanders!)
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Holy hot pockets!
Almost to three thousand posts!
I'm an animal! ;D
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Holy Green Hornet,
You are doing great!
Keep up the posting ;)
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Rice should make it soon
I've posted like mad today
Thanks to friend, caffeine
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Caffeine makes me sleep
Methinks I am immune to
Its jumpy effects.
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For me pain-killers,
Have the opposite effect,
Up instead of down.....
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I have had too much
Coffee, chocolate and a Coke
Water rest of day
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You must have to pee :D
And that does not sound healthy
Too many bad foods :D
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Nah, I'm good right now
Had a sandwich with veggies
For lunch to balance
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So now it changes
To number two for you, sir :)
Remember, seat down ;D
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LOL, RiceCube!
You are quick as well as wise
Shall I say, astute? ;D
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Thanks aplenty sir ;D
My sharp wit is not without
Some inspiration :)
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Astute's what I'll have
If I go to the restroom
To do number two :D
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That's very clever
I like that pun quite a bit
Others will like too :)
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I can't take credit
Our friend Sync helped out with it
In New Game Redux
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Syncronos is cool
Perhaps some Imodium will
Help with your astutes :)
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LOL again!
Comic superpow'rs you have
Add that to your list. ;)
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I still want to fly
And maybe make laser beams
Come out of my eyes :)
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If you could do that
You could probably be hired
For birthday parties :D
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I would bring kids joy!
And light the birthday cake too!
MUhahahaha!!
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You would be a hit!
You could make a lot of green
With those laser eyes
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Come to Pauls Party,
On January second,
Another sons day!
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He's January?
That's cool, so am I. I like
Being older guy ;D
My condolensces
For lame trial processes
I hope all goes well.
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Thanks for the kind thoughts,
Sometimes hate the court system,
It's hard to deal with
Yes, next month is it,
Yours, Jessicas and Blaines,
Mine's February...
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And mine is in March.
I'm a Pisces. Pisces are
Hard to figure out.
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Jess is a Jan too?
That is kind of cool methinks :)
We should party down
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Yes, I think we should,
That surely would be much fun,
I'd love a road trip!
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Let's to New Orleans
With bounties of cheapy beads
And shout, "Show your ***s!"
;D
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Barely can afford,
To drive all across this town,
Let alone N.O.
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I heard from a bird
That someone is about to
Mush up these here boards ;)
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Won't hear it from me,
I have got her on Yahoo,
And I'm so happy!
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Isolated mush
What a novel concept, this :)
Too bad we can't see ;)
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I was told "Can't See"
If you do that you'll go blind,
Or have hairy palms :D :-X
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After your request,
I am going to haiku
But not about mush ;)
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Thanks for not bailing,
After my attempted joke,
Just feeling happy....
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Didn't realize
It was a joke. I guess it
Flew over my head :-[
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What it means is weird,
Old wives tale about playing,
Alone...with yourself ::)
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That's *(#$ing nasty
I did not know you could come
Up with this filth, dude ;D
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Dude? he's not here,
Anyway, my mind is strange,
Brings trouble sometimes :-X
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I really don't mind
I find humor in many
Things, strange or crazy ;)
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So I am on track
To the correct Haiku thread
Since last one is done.
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There are two haiku
Threads. Use either one. Doesn't
Matter to me. Yeah.
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One is two-eight-six
And counting until Hairspray
Shuts it down for good.
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Don't forget Starsky's :)
I think the one is on page
Two somewhere buried
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And where is Hutch, Star?
Did he take wagon to shop?
Or is it too old?
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Yes Starsky, where is Hutch?
I enjoyed that show so much,
Pre-Magnum P.I.
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You got me homey
I've never seen that show though
Dunno who is who.
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Really a cool show,
From nineteen-seventy-five,
When they said "No Jive"
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I wasn't born yet
But that's no excuse, because
I did like Bewitched :)
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Samantha the fox,
Years before Samantha Fox,
She was a good witch!
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And a fine witch too ;)
I also liked Jeannie from
"I Dream of Jeannie"
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Did not like Bewitched
I thought it was too boring
Jeannie was cool though
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Yes, Barbara Eden,
With the folding of her arms,
She could grant a wish
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She was one of first
Women to show cleavage and
A revealed navel :)
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Very nice S.S.
I'm very happy for you,
Now back to navels!
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I love cute navels
Except for that Gap ad where
Bellybuttons sang :o
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Quoting:
Red-hooded sweatshirt
Given to me for Christmas
The best gift ever! ;)
End Quote
then I will move it to the other Haiku so not to interrupt that important conversation! ::)
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Quoting:
then I will move it to the other Haiku so not to interrupt that important conversation! ::)
End Quote
Yeah, God forbid you change the subject off of navels... ;D ::)
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Just joking, S.S.
Maybe I meant Your navel :D
I like your haiku's :)
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I will bet money
That he likes your navel more
Miss SouthernSpitfire ;)
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My navel is not
Up for inspection, sorry
It is spoken for! ;)
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Of course, I'm sorry
I should have known better too
Mum is still the word ;)
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Yes, keep your navel,
I just remember Jeanies,
And controversy ::)
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You should enroll in
The navel academy
Cue the groaning...now! :D
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LOL Funny!
Better than my new topic,
Not to successful :-/
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Gamers will post soon
I can feel it will be fun
Just give it some time.
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Thanks, I hope you're right,
And people aren't "Touchy",
It is just for fun.....
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It is just a game
We should sedate touchy folk
So they don't complain ;)
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People are chronic,
Some just complain all the time,
but not everyone....
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I never complain
And I played your game Rocky
It should be good fun! :D
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I played the game and
Found out that Dooley must be
A closet Sherb fan ;D
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I was a Sherb fan!
Had a fondness for also.....
Bay City Rollers ;D
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Bay City Rollers?
Thought they were the next Beatles.
Bought all their albums.
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The tartan terrors
They were a flash in the pan
But big at the time
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But I thought it was:
Flash and the Pan; certainly
Got corrected lots! ::)
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Zed very naughty
Baby did a bad bad thing
Took out of context ;)
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You should spank her, Fuss,
It may not be effective,
She just might enjoy :D
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Any spanking that
Happens will be in reverse
Thank you! Guarenteed! :P
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Y'all should be ashamed.
I can't get to my spanker. :'(
For about two weeks.
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Quoting:
Any spanking that
Happens will be in reverse
Thank you! Guarenteed! :P
End Quote
Oh yeah, I forgot,
When you were gonna spank Me,
You and Jessica :D
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Quoting:
Y'all should be ashamed.
I can't get to my spanker. :'(
For about two weeks.
End Quote
In due time, good sir,
You too shall be spanked and HOW!
Just have some patience ;)
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Rice Cube is now gone
Keeping Haiku threads afloat
Prevent from sinking
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DJ I'm ;) winking!
You have kept this thread afloat,
Even without Rice...
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I wonder if I
Should be insulted or if
I should be honored ::)
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LMAO, Rice!
Over on "MY Story Thread"
You're still my hero! :D
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Thank you kind DJ
I really do try my best
To make people laugh ;D
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Quoting:
I wonder if I
Should be insulted or if
I should be honored ::)
End Quote
No insult was meant,
I meant only compliments!
Hope you know that now ;)
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Werd up, Homey-o!
Ain't no thang, you dig, you heard?
We straight like bruthaz ;D
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Right on, my brother,
Now I say Let's lay'em down,
and smack'em yack'em ::)
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Ghetto haikus rock!
Pi-shizzle my nizzle
And funky straight dope! ;D
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No way in hell man,
I just can't hang with the Jive,
Too Far Out, Heavy.....
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There's that word, "Heavy"...
What is wrong with gravity
In the Earth's future? ;D
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Not a clue to what,
Those darn hippies were thinking,
Sure enjoyed those days :D
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Yo, what up, penguins?
I'm down with the ghetto speak
Can you feel me, G?
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This thread is better
Than that crappy Good-Bad-Ugly
Game. Must bump this up.
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I think Crazy Don
Doesn't like "Good-Bad-Ugly"
I will still play, though.
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Some people don't play
But others participate
So nothing is lost ;)
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Rice Cube is here. Cool!
Need some help on story thread
I am at a loss
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Have you posted yet?
I do not wish to post after
Myself, need some change ;)
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I did; so did Sync
He is back from vacation
Much too short, methinks
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My contribution
Is posted in story thread
But it seems so lame :-/
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Don't feel bad; so's mine
You could keep talking about
South Central LA
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One hopes they do not
Find my last post offensive
All in good humor ;)
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Another work day
Dragging along like a snail
Through thick molasses
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It's the Holidays.
Take a chill pill and rest some.
Got your shopping done? ;D
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Marshall Thundering
Herd wins GMAC Bowl.
They beat Louisville.
(Zella, I promise, one more sports haiku…)
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Stupid Bobby Brown!
Took friggin' forever to
Come up with that one :-/
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Good night to you all
Safe and wonderful journey
To holiday spots ;)
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The forcast is good
Christmas Day won't be scorching
Just hellishly hot.
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I will believe it
When I don't see it or feel
It burn into me
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The Christmas forecast
For West Virginia calls for
Snow, maybe. I hope.
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Holiday almost
Upon us all, so prepare
For fun and mayhem ;D
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Sometimes these sound like,
Captain Kirks voice from Star-Trek,
When They're read just right.... ::)
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Mister Scott, we neeeeeeeeeed...
Warp Speed!! Now...beam us both up,
Before...Klingons strike!
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Most illogical
Captain, there is no life on
The planet Pluto.
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Some Politicians,
Have shown they have no life,
Here on THIS planet!
clinton-bore gore-the Kennedy clan
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Perhaps a phaser
Will eliminate some of
Those so-called "bored" folk ;)
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Physiology
Forcing me to go to bed
Darn you, sleep cycle!
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You may leave here, for
Four days in space, but when you
Return - same old place ;D
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Ah yes, The Rat-Race,
Not meaning Mr. Bannon,
But Society....
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Unfortunately
Internet down yesterday
I couldn't post. Boo! >:(
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Hate when that happens
Internet is my coffee
But I don't drink that :)
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Get New Internet
Well along those lines
Just get something 8)
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Was stuck playing games
Got high score on Minesweeper
And 3-D Pinball
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To everyone here
I salute you with hearty
Salutations, yeah! :D
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Found an avatar,
It's not meant to offend Race ;)
But The Beatles Ruled :D
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All You Need is Love
Was one of their best ever
Getting Better, too :)
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Like the avatar.
My opinion beatles rocked
Keep it around, please? :)
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Let's Come Together,
At The Long And Winding Road,
And Celebrate them :D
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At Strawberry Fields
Where nothing is real, nothing
To get hung about ;)
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As long as I can
be the walrus. Then we can
meet Seargent Pepper. :)
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She said she Loves ME,
And I know that can't be bad,
Girl, It's Only Love (Wait That's Not All!)
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Norwegian Wood was
A weird song though since I could
Not understand it :)
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Heard the other day,
It was Johns way of telling,
Of all his affairs...
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That explains a lot
Now how about explaining
Eleanor Rigby?
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As for Eleanor,
I can give you No Reply,
Ask Bobo for Help ;)
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I'm dreaming of a
White Christmas if the forecast
Holds up! I love it!
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We're simply having,
A Wonderful Christmas time,
Says Paul McCartney :D
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So this is Christmas
And what have you done? Says John
Lennon with Yoko. :P
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So what's the deal here?
Nobody wants to haiku
This thread's so lonely :-/
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Quoting:
So what's the deal here?
Nobody wants to haiku
This thread's so lonely :-/
End Quote
No More Lonely Nights,
But now I have to say it,
Goodnight Tonight, Rice ;)
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Hey Mark! What happened
To th'avatar I worked hard
Instructing you on? ::)
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I don't know Zella
But I think Mark's avatar
Is really quite fab :P
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Don't want to see this
On page 2. So I'm bumping
It onto page 1.
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Thanks very much, Fuss,
Zella has been more than kind,
Working on the horse....
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Today, Grandma's house
To eat as a family
Maybe have lobster ;D
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Have a great time, Rice,
Really fill your stomach full,
Then meet at the bar!
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Have you seen "Two Towers"?
Most enjoyable movie
'Specially the Ents :)
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Nope, haven't as yet,
Don't get out to movies much,
They're SO expensive >:(
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Hillary Clinton
Top public choice for '04
The witch cast a spell! :o
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Evan Bayh thinks of
Returning as the state Guv.
For Prez in oh-4. :-/
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Help! I am trapped in
My inbox and can't get out!
Lately anyway.... ::)
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Sorry Miss Zella
It seems you are popular
You should be honored ;D
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Zella is my friend,
And she's a great peace-keeper
Thanks for helping me :-*
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Zella says: "Aw shucks,
Guys. Now I will need to have
Lots of these thingies: :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[
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Looking good with blush :)
Really highlights your features
Keep it up, Zella ;)
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Good that you displayed,
I couldn't say what thingies,
I thought you had meant ;D
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I knew naughty minds
Would do that if I didn't
Put a : in..... :P
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My apologies,
I revel in your blushing,
It makes me smile ;)
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Ummm. "Make Me Smile"
Is another's prerogative...
Mustn't steal it, Mark! ;D ;)
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I know, Yes I know ::)
I too am so much in love :-*
I meant as frienship ;)
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You are a good friend!
Similar situations
Lends understanding... :)
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Thanks, very dear friend,
But now i must be leaving,
Hope the Broncos win ;)
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Zella also helps
Me put my pictures on the
Board. Thank you, Zella.
If the Broncos win,
Mark will be happy. If they
Don't, it's Jessica.
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Doesn't look good, Mark
Raiders up by a pair of
Touchdowns by Gannon.
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Now down by three scores,
Things are looking very bad,
I'm happy for Jess ;)
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AFC West champs
Third year in row for Raiders
Looking at a bye ;D
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Given the bad calls,
After Stealing nine seconds,
Refs still can be bought
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Still does not compute
With three interceptions and
Six big sacks, my friend ;)
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Congratulations,
You guys deserve the title,
We did Back to Back ;)
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Super Bowl is far away
Miami formidable
And Philly big too :)
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Gannon is decent,
Oakland has a chance this year,
But karma comes 'round :-/
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Pats can be beaten
At home as the Jets have proved
Tonight at Gillette.
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I am in great pain
My neck got injured last night
Sleeping Awkwardly...
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Bobo! What would help?
Would you like a neck massage?
....or acupunture?
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I'd love a neck massage.
But, alas, I have to wait...........
'til baby comes home. :'(
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Found the other night,
The term Personal Massage,
that really helped me :D
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I would like massage
From a pro supermodel
That would so rock house ;D
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Indeed that would rock,
Finding out P.M. means this,
Lucky's what I am ;)
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My head is swimming
Funny how brain sloshing 'round
Even though it stays put ::)
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I would rather like
A brand spanking new neck, please.
I'll sell the old one!
Quoting:
Bobo! What would help?
Would you like a neck massage?
....or acupunture?
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for all to enjoy,
this nice holiday season,
and please be happy!
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Stupid NBC
Showed Christmas Mass with Pope
Instead of Conan >:(
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You know Indy's on
When you come to games board and
It shows a clean sweep ;D
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Thank you kindly, Rice.
I've never swept anything
Not even my room. :-[
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Not necessary to sweep,
At my party in the bar,
I've all new carpet!
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Sis rejected gift
Of dolphin lamp. Says she
Has not enough room.
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Miami Dolphin?
Is that the lamp you speak of?
Or it's something else?
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Regular dolphins
I am talking about, Mark.
Cute but cumbersome.
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Lakers are losing
Let's hope Kings can keep it up
Go Sacramento! :D
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Sacramento wins!
Jack Nicholson sulks muchly
Tonight, Whuh-HO-yeah!! ;D
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Sorry, Powerball
Jackpot was not won by me.
Hope no one hits it!
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Lakers lost the game,
And it's even more than that,
Too me they're LOSERS!
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All roads lead to sport
6 Degrees separation
Make this possible
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Six degrees is cold
Fahrenheit or Celsius
I would need a coat
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Chillin' with two friends,
Is such a far better thing,
Than getting the "Chill" :-/
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You are so right, Mark.
Spending time with friends is great
Always so much fun
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My friend's transmission
Is screwed. Thou shouldst not take
Speedbumps at high speeds :P :-[
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Hey there, Mr. Cube!
Sorry to hear about friend's
Transmission. That sucks! :P
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S'alright, 'twas our own
Stupidity. Now looking
Up car rental quotes :D
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Hope that you can rent
Sporty car for a good rate
They are fun to drive
I have found it hard
To find rentals with a man-
ual transmission
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That is Vegas plan
For driving down Cali we
Just rent normal car :D
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That is cool, Rice Cube.
I added a small tidbit
To "MY Story" thread
It was this morning
Queenie tried to end the tale
I saw she could not
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Any sane person
Knows you can't end tale before
Page Twenty, at least :D
Stupid car rentals
Cost too blasted much, we might
As well fix tranny :D
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Cheap new baseball gloves
Work pretty well, but we need
To work on catching ::)
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LOL, that's bad
I've never heard something that
Sounds so very sad
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Millionaire wins the
Powerball jackpot. As if
He really needs cash.
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One lousy typo
And you pay with interest
Go figure, I say ::)
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Friday once again
I'll have sushi for dinner
Yum yum yum yum yum
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Hairspray finally
Stopped the New Year's party two
Days after the end!
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Now we have haikus
Running simultaneously
Catch them if you can!
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Two of one kind,
True also with P.A.M.
Shouldn't be this way ::)
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Three more pages here
Then we can lock up this one
And only have one
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That is good to know,
Although I am still quite miffed,
Why two P.A.M.s ???
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And then someone else
Would start a new one and not
Know of the other!
Dude didn't see the
Other TPAM thread
So he started one
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It won't be too long
We'll get these threads locked up soon
Avoid confusion
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I read something in
Playful Penguin Place and it
Made me kind of sad :-/
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It's not a big deal,
At times I've done the same thing,
Noticed it, that's all ;)
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Yes! Rice has returned!
It's nice to see you back here,
Happy New Year, man ;)
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A happy new year
To all my fellow penguins
Now let us party :D
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Hey there, Mr. Cube!
Read all about adventures
Vegas sounds awesome! :D
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Good fun had by all
Too bad I ran out of dough
Or even more fun ;D
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Cube, your partner Sync
Transferred to another branch
Now he has to work :P
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Most non-triumphant
But let us hope he makes dough
So we party hence :)
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Leaving for a while,
Expressing feelings and prayers,
On the tragic news :'(
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So it's up to me
To instill joy and good cheer
Back to this haiku ;)
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When this thread is locked
Go to next haiku thread that
Already exists
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I left the party,
after giving a hickey,
to a cute lady :-*
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Boy do I wish I
Had a cute lady to give
A nice hickey to ;D
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I've one already :-*
yet gave one to another ;)
mine would have a fit :-X
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Like Rick James said,
"She's A Very Kinky Girl...
...Superfreaky, Yow!" ;D
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Want to bring this back
To page one. Why is it on
Page 2? I don't know.
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I can tell you why,
There are many other threads,
That too get replies....
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Quoting:
I can tell you why,
There are many other threads,
That too get replies....
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Perhaps have a rule
Where no starting new threads till
Hairspray locks old ones ::)
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That would be nice!
Crazy Don has to call dibs
For no good reason.
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Quoting:
That would be nice!
Crazy Don has to call dibs
For no good reason.
End Quote
It's the way he is
Some things will never change but
We can always hope :)
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That's alright by me-
He can stay the way he is-
No skin off my back! :D
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Quoting:
That's alright by me-
He can stay the way he is-
No skin off my back! :D
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No skin off my "Teeth"
Is what somebody once said,
A long time ago ::)
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Teeth do not have skin
Everybody knows that much
He must have thin skin. ;D
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So much talk of skin
Surprised this ain't on page one
Well, it is right now! ;D
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We're the way we are,
Induviduality,
Is interesting....
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I hate working days
When lots of cool stuff happens
During the morning :-/
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It's not long before
Have to go to a meeting
Then not much more work
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Iron Chef thread needs
More participation! Come in
And make some stuff up ;)
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With that I'm not good,
Yet I will not knock the thread,
Some find much joy there ;)
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I saw the show once
Fast and furious cooking
Interesting show
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Translations' the best
I love how their lips flap when
They are not talking :)
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it's cold this winter
so that's no surprise there then
exit calender
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I would love to spring
Ahead to March or April
Where's the transponder?
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A few more posts here
Then Hairspray will probably
Lock it and end it!
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Then we'll bump up threads
To get this one off page one
We are pros at that ;D
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I leave one clock set,
Always set to "Spring Ahead"
I hate falling back :P
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Power shutting down
This Thursday and next Wednesday
Wonder if still work?
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Here for a short time,
Writing a story real soon,
Ready tomorrow....
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When the next person
Posts to this thread, Hairspray will
Then lock this thread up.
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Winds this morning were
70 MPH,
And power went off.... >:(
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Right now is the time
For Hairspray to lock-up this
Haiku making thread. :)
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Somebody asked me
Why I'm still single and I
Have not an answer ::)
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Now it's time to lock
Up this thread, Hairspray. See you
On the other thread!
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Hairspray is not here
Let's keep haikus going til
Hairspray does get here :)
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Okey-dokkely.
I thought this would be locked up
By now but it's not.
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Goodness gracious me!
Almost half a day and still
I find this thread here!
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Hairspray hasn't seen
It or has been too busy
Sure it won't be long
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Perhaps by that time
We will have spilled over to
Page twenty-seven :)
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Nah, 'spray's pretty quick
Besides, there is Haiku 6
Open already
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We should exhaust this
Before filling up others
Waste not, want not, eh? :D
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Sounds good to me, Rice.
We'll get this to twenty-one
In a few more posts
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Damn the torpedoes!
Full speed ahead, officer
DJ Midas, HOOOOOOOOOO! ;D
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Now the Thundercats
Are all that I can think of
At this moment. Darn! >:(
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That is so funny
I had not thought of that show
Cheetarah was hot :D
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My brother watched it
He is the same age as you
Claim on your profile
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Soon to be older
Profile will change soon if the
Software is spot-on :-/
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It works well, Rice Cube.
You may see a special thread
On your special day
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I am sure I have
A few stalkers on this board
Who will celebrate ;)
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Hairspray has arrived!
This thread meets its doom today
Farewell haiku thread!
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When 'Spray sees this thread
All that I have to say is
He made me do it ;)
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Shifting blame to me
How totally classless sir
It was all your fault ;D