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Subject: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 11/29/02 at 07:31 a.m.

Needed A New Thread,
Zella Wants To Punish Me,  :ohttp://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons/32.gif
Need A Good Spanking http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons/03.gif

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: philbo_baggins on 11/29/02 at 08:14 a.m.

Spanking with new thread
Isn't a problem for me
Maybe I'll try it

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: SamRice Gamgee on 11/29/02 at 12:21 a.m.

Such vibrant smilies
I have never seen before
Cool RockandRollFan :)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Banasy on 11/29/02 at 03:55 p.m.

Anybody can
Write haiku-just stop at the
Seventeenth syllab

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 11/29/02 at 04:48 p.m.

I like Banasy
She deduced our haiku ways
Running out of syl--

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Crazy Don on 11/29/02 at 09:49 p.m.

I suppose Zella
And Fuss haven't found the new
Thread yet?  I don't know.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Indy Gent on 11/29/02 at 10:45 p.m.

And this Haiku thread
Is still short of some Haikus
Anything, CD?

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 11/29/02 at 11:13 p.m.

Perhaps you should view
Thread 'bout what happens when I
Get metaphysical ::)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Zella on 11/29/02 at 11:19 p.m.

^ Is sometimes Riceł
And sometimes is Rice uncubed.
The cube comes and goes... ::)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: SamRice Gamgee on 11/29/02 at 11:21 p.m.


Quoting:
^ Is sometimes Riceł
And sometimes is Rice uncubed.
The cube comes and goes... ::)
End Quote



Rice is not Hobbit
But will Rice become cubed 'gain?
We shall never know...

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Bobo on 11/30/02 at 01:05 a.m.

I must write a res
ponse in this thread but I fast
Run out of syllab...

Uhoh...

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/30/02 at 05:08 a.m.

Headline news !  Bobo
To appear on Zella's show
"I've got a secret"

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Crazy Don on 11/30/02 at 05:15 a.m.

Hairspray hasn't locked
#4 yet.  I'd rather
Post in the new thread.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: HolyDooley on 11/30/02 at 06:31 a.m.

I have never yet
Begun a follow on thread,
I have no death wish! :o ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 11/30/02 at 06:37 a.m.

Ha ! Holy Dooley
Is very observant of
Nuances on board

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 11/30/02 at 01:14 p.m.

Nobody wants to
Participate in story
So now on page two   :'(

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Bobo on 11/30/02 at 01:20 p.m.

This will never slip
Down in the depths of the board
Long live haiku forms!

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Crazy Don on 11/30/02 at 02:10 p.m.

Sorry, Zella, but
Mountaineers beat Pittsburgh in
The Backyard Brawl!  Yes!

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Banasy on 11/30/02 at 05:20 p.m.

I am loathe to say
I am a stupid Bear's fan-
What is wrong with me?

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 11/30/02 at 05:26 p.m.

So we meet first time
Elusive Banasy girl
Good to see you here  ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Indy Gent on 11/30/02 at 10:14 p.m.

You will have good times,
With my dear Hoosier buddy.
And Darla, I hope.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: HolyDooley on 12/01/02 at 03:51 a.m.

Hello Banasy,
You were lost and now you're found,
Much to Don's delight! :D

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/01/02 at 04:54 a.m.

Don not withstanding
Many pleased, Banasy's returned with
Rapier-like wit

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Crazy Don on 12/01/02 at 04:21 p.m.

Hairspray's not locked up
#4 yet?  It's still open!
Why not come here?  Huh?

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/01/02 at 04:57 p.m.

I asked Hairspray nice
So number four is now locked
Now shut the (*&# up.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Banasy on 12/01/02 at 06:50 p.m.

It's play time for me
My family has gone out
Dance, cabana boys!

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/01/02 at 07:01 p.m.

Hello Banasy
I would dance too but I have
Two left feet, methinks

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Banasy on 12/01/02 at 07:09 p.m.

Hi, Rice Cube, honey
Dancing is optional here
Step into my tent!

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/01/02 at 07:11 p.m.

Cool that you have tents
Are you into camping out?
Outdoors stuff is fun  :)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Banasy on 12/01/02 at 07:14 p.m.

I love to camp out
Outdoor stuff is really fun
I'm a nature girl.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Crazy Don on 12/01/02 at 07:52 p.m.

My Banasy girl's back!
I really, really missed her!
Please don't go away!

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/02/02 at 03:00 a.m.

Worst news of the week:
Manchester United won
2-1 at Anfield

Poor Jerzy Dudek
One error, one real howler
Two goals conceded

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Crazy Don on 12/02/02 at 05:43 a.m.

Another boring
Morning; me by myself and
No one else here.  Sad.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/02/02 at 08:25 a.m.

I am here, CD.
Had to catch up on reading
Away for 5 days

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/02/02 at 09:13 a.m.

Glad to see DJ
Great to have you back on here,
Always enjoy you!

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/02/02 at 09:47 a.m.

Thanks, RNRF.
As always, good to be here
Among the penguins

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/02/02 at 09:56 a.m.

Yes, is great here,
Finding out people do care,
Please have a great day!

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/02/02 at 10:34 a.m.

I will; hope you do  :)
It is almost time for lunch
Turkey leftovers  ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Crazy Don on 12/02/02 at 10:53 a.m.

I hate being here
All by myself.  Misery
Loves company, right?

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Sally_Skellington on 12/02/02 at 01:42 p.m.

No, misery sits
Alone all day, and listens
To Leonard Cohen.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/02/02 at 01:49 p.m.

Welcome, Sally S.
Glad to see you on the boards
And writing haiku

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/02/02 at 01:52 p.m.

Also "Hi" Sally,
Welcome to this awesome place,
Glad to have you here :)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Sally_Skellington on 12/02/02 at 02:04 p.m.

Thank you for your words.
May your days be filled with joy
You lovely penguins.  :)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/02/02 at 02:09 p.m.

This is a great place,
I met my one and only,
I am so happy.....

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/02/02 at 05:58 p.m.

Yes it is quite true
Those two gush like a fountain
So warm and fuzzy  ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Zella on 12/02/02 at 08:35 p.m.

Is nineteen days now.
Almost three weeks and counting.
Miss my fav'rite sound... :'(

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/02/02 at 10:55 p.m.

Oakland Raiders win
Old guys really can play ball
Rice or Brown for Prez!

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: HolyDooley on 12/03/02 at 06:51 a.m.

Gosh it's really hot,
I'm not boring you am I?
It's just that it's hot!

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Crazy Don on 12/03/02 at 06:56 a.m.

I envy Holy
Dooley, she's in Australia.
Almost summer there.

As for me, I'm here
In West Virginia freezing
My @$$ off.  Brr. Brr.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/03/02 at 01:45 p.m.

Air conditioning
Once more operational
Microscope playtime!  ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/03/02 at 02:18 p.m.

Indy is frigid.
In the 30s, now dropping.
Like a rolling stone.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/03/02 at 02:23 p.m.

There is call for sleet
Tomorrow, possibly snow
In my neck of woods  :(

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/03/02 at 02:31 p.m.

Is there a neck in
The woods? And do they have two
Shoulders in the woods?

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/03/02 at 02:35 p.m.

If a tree falls down
And nobody hears it, does
It still make a sound?

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/03/02 at 02:36 p.m.

If I scream in space
But the vacuum prevents sound
Did I really scream?

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/04/02 at 03:45 a.m.


Quoting:
I envy Holy
Dooley, she's in Australia.
Almost summer there.
End Quote



Constant one hundred
Degree days means Summer is
Already here Don  >:(  ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/04/02 at 04:26 a.m.

Always summer there?
FBVP, you bastard
It's very wet here

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/04/02 at 04:28 a.m.

Feels like it Phil
I like the way you talk, man
Straight to the ol' point  ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/04/02 at 04:30 a.m.

You use a smiley
Count how many syllables
A smiley uses?

:-)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/04/02 at 04:37 a.m.

An australian
Smiley uses none, Don't know how
Many in Britain  ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: HolyDooley on 12/04/02 at 05:31 a.m.

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/04/02 at 05:34 a.m.

That's cheating Dooley
And as I told Phil, In Aus
They count for nothing !  :-/

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Crazy Don on 12/04/02 at 06:42 a.m.

My phone line went bad.
I may not be here for long.
As long as it holds.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Zella on 12/04/02 at 06:45 a.m.

Good day yesterday.
Waiting all over at last.
Three weeks is too long... ::)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/04/02 at 07:07 a.m.

Grateful for Zella,
Ever happy for my friend,
Always here for you ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/04/02 at 07:15 a.m.


Quoting:
An australian
Smiley uses none, Don't know how
Many in Britain  ;D
End Quote


:) :D ;)
ROFLMAO
>:( ::) 8)

(to translate:
Smiley, cheesy, wink
Rolls on floor laughing a$$ off
Angry Rolleyes Cool)

:-)

Phil

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/04/02 at 07:33 a.m.

Not too thrilled about
Sleet & Ice this afternoon
Driving on ice sucks

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Sally_Skellington on 12/04/02 at 07:50 a.m.

But driving over
Vanilla Ice would be a
Service to mankind.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/04/02 at 08:12 a.m.

Very true, Sally.
Should throw Britney and Justin
Under the bus too.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/04/02 at 08:13 a.m.

^^ Has brought laughter,
with the above great comment,
Thanks for the "Funny"  :D

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Sally_Skellington on 12/04/02 at 08:17 a.m.

I enjoy writing
Haikus, cos they always sound
Wiser than they are!

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/04/02 at 09:55 a.m.

Rainbow Brite was fun
She-Ra, Princess of Power
Was much cooler though ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/04/02 at 09:59 a.m.

We strive for wisdom
The effort twists our faces
We look like monkeys

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Crazy Don on 12/04/02 at 11:49 a.m.

My phone line is fixed.
I can surf the Web now.  I
can even stop here!

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/04/02 at 11:54 a.m.

Ice pellets falling
The drive home will be a drag
People can't drive here

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/04/02 at 01:13 p.m.

Benefits snafued!
Stupid red tape gets me down
Ev'ry single time   >:(

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/04/02 at 02:41 p.m.

Our benefits have
Cancelled out our pay raises.
Darn health insurance. >:(

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/04/02 at 02:44 p.m.

No benefits here,
I'm lucky to be able,
Paid under table :-X

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/04/02 at 02:52 p.m.

Poor Rock and Roll Fan.
I would give you some of mine.
But may need it soon.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/04/02 at 03:01 p.m.

Appreciated,
Thanks very much, IndyGent,
I know you're my friend!

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/04/02 at 03:09 p.m.

You know I kid though.
I would try to give to you.
But the folks complain.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Crazy Don on 12/04/02 at 06:02 p.m.

Fuss, HolyDooley
Green with envy because it's
Snowing where I am!

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/04/02 at 07:49 p.m.

I do not envy
Crazy Don, because the snow
Is so hated here.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Crazy Don on 12/04/02 at 10:04 p.m.

867-5
309 is a better
Title than epi.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/05/02 at 06:25 a.m.

When I'm playing Quake
I always get fragged a lot
I'm not very good

http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/irenecara0.shtml

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/05/02 at 06:33 a.m.

Then how does Fragged go
When playing Quake with Marci
I'm forced to wonder  :)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/05/02 at 06:36 a.m.

How's it going, Fuss,
Was The Eclipse rather fun,
Were you close to it?

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/05/02 at 06:41 a.m.

No Mark I wasn't  :(
But in South Australia
Ceduna saw it....

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/05/02 at 06:44 a.m.

Heard it's been a some time,
Last time was '76,
Ours was '84

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/05/02 at 06:46 a.m.

In Seventy-Four
We had your Skylab fall on
West Australia !  :)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/05/02 at 06:53 a.m.

Sorry about that,
AC/DC broke windows,
Way back in Denver ::)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/05/02 at 06:54 a.m.

Touche my good man
One big piece of fallout sure
Deserves another !

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/05/02 at 07:01 a.m.

But it was enjoyed,
By many a rowdy teen,
They love crackling ears!

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/05/02 at 07:04 a.m.

RIP Bon Scott
ACDC are great but
Never quite the same  :(

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/05/02 at 07:08 a.m.

Brian was the one,
Back when the windows got broke,
I miss Bon as well :'(

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/05/02 at 10:13 a.m.

Seen DC many times
My biggest regret is this:
Never with Bon Scott

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/05/02 at 10:15 a.m.

Philbo fell to Dark
Lord Sauron as he and Tong
Made a parody  ;)

(Not that I have anything against Tong, the monotony is just getting to me)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/05/02 at 10:58 a.m.

It was my idea
I thought Bill would finish it
Better.  I was right.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/05/02 at 10:59 a.m.

I don't hold it against you ;)  I have to go, I'll haikuize it later.

Back is the Rice Cube
To tell Philbo parody
Was actually good :)

(I gave you guys straight 5s)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Zella on 12/05/02 at 11:30 p.m.

Haiku should be a
Soliloqy of feelings.
Something just like this:

You love is the glue
That holds my life together;
Helps to keep me sane. :-*

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Jonman on 12/06/02 at 03:10 a.m.

I have a Grandson
My daughter had him today
I am very proud

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: HolyDooley on 12/06/02 at 03:41 a.m.

Congratulations!!
That is a wonderful thing!
Enjoy that baby!

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/06/02 at 06:22 a.m.

Indeed....Remember,
Way back when yours were still young,
Cherish those moments ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Crazy Don on 12/06/02 at 06:59 a.m.

Jon is 39.
Not 7.  I'm jealous.  He's
a grandpa, I'm not…

Married and need a
Girl.  Maybe Mystery Wo-
man, maybe not.  Huh?

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Jonman on 12/06/02 at 11:08 a.m.

Marriage is not all
It's cracked up to be. It is
The cause of divorce.

I know this for fact
I am now a statistic
But I have great kids

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/06/02 at 11:24 a.m.


Quoting:
Marriage is not all
It's cracked up to be. It is
The cause of divorce.

I know this for fact
I am now a statistic
But I have great kids
End Quote



Children sure are great
I wish I had one or two
So legacy lives   ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/06/02 at 12:19 a.m.

My Mind Is Hazy,
Another Depression Bout,
Thoughts Become Confused....

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/06/02 at 12:34 a.m.

Well keep your head up
The future awaits you so
Carpe Diem, dude!   8)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/06/02 at 12:56 a.m.

The Future Is Dim,
Just Like The Past Before It,
Sadness Shall Invade....

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/06/02 at 08:43 p.m.

So it's dinnertime
Serving dumplings in sweet sauce
My stomach squeals much!

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/07/02 at 04:55 a.m.

Mercy has smiled
Upon where I live with cooler
Temperatures now  :P

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: SamRice Gamgee on 12/07/02 at 12:01 a.m.

I go for one day
And haiku thread slips down here
To dreaded page 2   >:(

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Zella on 12/07/02 at 12:33 a.m.

Notarious is
Haiku thread for cries of help...
Which people ignore.

Icarus falls from
The sky, but still the plowman
Keeps plowing the field.

:'(

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/07/02 at 10:28 p.m.

I am listening
To the classical piece that
Looney Tunes use much ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/07/02 at 10:44 p.m.

Bugs Bunny, class act
Too bad Daffy, Sam and Fudd
Try to harm ol' Bugs.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/07/02 at 10:45 p.m.


Quoting:
Bugs Bunny, class act
Too bad Daffy, Sam and Fudd
Try to harm ol' Bugs.
End Quote



You forgot about
The Tasmanian Devil
Sharp teeth, eats rabbit  :D

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/07/02 at 10:48 p.m.

Martin the Martian
I omitted too. Have to
Watch my syllables.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/07/02 at 10:50 p.m.


Quoting:
Martin the Martian
I omitted too. Have to
Watch my syllables.
End Quote



That's "Marvin," Indy
He of the Iludium
Q-thirty-six thing.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/07/02 at 10:53 p.m.

Sorry, I confuse
Marvin with the Ray Walston
Alien of yore.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Crazy Don on 12/08/02 at 06:26 a.m.

Thundering Herd won.
Buffs, Hogs both lose.  Zella, this
Is last sports haiku.

(From me, that is.)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/08/02 at 07:14 a.m.

Z Paid attention,
Knowing I was In Trouble,
Thanks, Love You, Zella :-*

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Zella on 12/08/02 at 07:16 a.m.

It was worth it, 'cus
You are worth it, and you are
Always there for me.... :-*

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/08/02 at 07:21 a.m.

Here I'll Always Be,
For To Cry On My Shoulder,
Whenever You Need ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Zella on 12/08/02 at 07:26 a.m.

You are a good man!
Never sell yourself too short:
So many love you! :)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/08/02 at 07:28 a.m.

I might Sell Myself,
To The Highest Of Bidders,
Though Jess Has My Heart :)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Zella on 12/08/02 at 07:35 a.m.

Maybe should start thread:
"Bidding for RockandRollFan"
But I have no $$.... ::)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/08/02 at 07:43 a.m.

You don't need money,
For you Z, I care so much,
And I always shall :-*

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/08/02 at 01:25 p.m.

Holy mush bucket!
The mush has spread to haiku!
Man battle stations!

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/08/02 at 01:39 p.m.

What's wrong with mush, Rice?
Mark, Zed care for each other.
We should practice some.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/08/02 at 02:11 p.m.

Oh, Mushy, Schmushy,
So I Care About Zella,
Among Many Others ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/08/02 at 02:23 p.m.

Mush isn't nothing
That a superhero should
Fret about no way.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Crazy Don on 12/08/02 at 02:27 p.m.

Jessica has Mark's
Heart.  I wish someone had mine.
Mystery Woman?

(Perhaps, perhaps not.)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Jessica on 12/08/02 at 02:35 p.m.

So my Mark loves me
And that makes me feel so good
Yes we are soulmates

(There's a little mush for you! ;D)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/08/02 at 02:42 p.m.

Jess has my heart too,
So together we are one,
Together, Always :-*

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/08/02 at 02:44 p.m.

Aren't you married, Mark?
I hope Jessica knows this.
Nothing good this comes.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/08/02 at 02:47 p.m.

Problems were abound,
So together four more years,
Only Plutonic

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/08/02 at 03:02 p.m.

Wish to change subject.
And no sports per Zella's wish.
So what about joy?

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/08/02 at 03:13 p.m.

Joy's what I found here,
Best people I've ever met,
Friends and my Soulmate ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/08/02 at 03:29 p.m.

Joy is good for us.
We should all do what is best
For all our soulmates.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/08/02 at 04:17 p.m.

Some have Souls "Plural",
But I desire just one,
Jessica's my mate :-*

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/08/02 at 06:25 p.m.

How is ev'ryone
Going to spend the Christmas
Holiday season?

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Crazy Don on 12/08/02 at 06:28 p.m.

Me?  Sister's house first
Then brother's house next, maybe
Vice versa.  Yeah.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/08/02 at 06:56 p.m.


Quoting:
How is ev'ryone
Going to spend the Christmas
Holiday season?
End Quote



Hopefully Vegas
With shotguns and sweet sports cars
And all my good friends :)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Sally_Skellington on 12/09/02 at 04:23 a.m.

Daniel is my joy,
A pain in the butt sometimes,
But I am in love  ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/09/02 at 05:14 a.m.

Have you told Daniel
A pain in the butt can mean
You're doing it wrong

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/09/02 at 07:10 a.m.

Power back on now
Was out until yesterday
Once again I'm warm

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/09/02 at 08:34 a.m.

Blackouts are so fun.
Unless the NCAA
Tourney is still on. :(

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/09/02 at 09:03 a.m.

Love writing stories,
In the thread Artists/Titles,
Need to more often!

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/09/02 at 09:38 a.m.

Rice Cube's story done
Now penguins shall toboggan
Life is very good ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/09/02 at 09:50 a.m.

Queen AmenRa's tale
Is buried in PBG
Off to a slow start

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/09/02 at 02:28 p.m.

Queen's story revived!
Post now while posting is hot!
Do not dare delay!

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/10/02 at 06:43 a.m.

Know no stories yet,
As I have just awakened,
Too early to think

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Sally_Skellington on 12/10/02 at 08:56 a.m.

If you cannot think,
Curtsey while you're thinking, it
Saves a lot of time.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/10/02 at 10:06 a.m.

Also cut and paste
Saves you time from retyping
What you typed before

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/10/02 at 10:39 a.m.

Another day starts
Another gallon of cold
Nitrogen used up

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Crazy Don on 12/10/02 at 10:47 a.m.

Don't use it to cool
Your processor like they did
On "The Screen Savers."

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/10/02 at 11:59 a.m.

Where has Zella gone...
She has been gone for a while,
But also Fuss Has :-/

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/10/02 at 12:05 a.m.

Speaking of Zella
It appears she just signed on
Welcome back Zella!

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/10/02 at 12:13 a.m.

Now she disappeared,
She's acting like Houdini,
I'll call her Harry

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/10/02 at 02:27 p.m.

Harry, oops, Zella
Was here for a little while
Now she's gone again

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/10/02 at 02:38 p.m.

And now she's returned,
She is going back and forth,
On and off the boards!

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/10/02 at 02:39 p.m.

It is as though she
Is cloaking like Romulan
Warbirds in Star Trek!  :o

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/10/02 at 02:40 p.m.

She is also a
Multilinguist in code thread
Z es muy bien, si!

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/10/02 at 02:45 p.m.

I know no Spanish,
Not very much anyway,
My question is Que?

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/10/02 at 08:18 p.m.

Use to know German
When I was my high School.
I don't know nicht mier.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/10/02 at 10:48 p.m.

A toast to Hairspray
One of the best moderators
In all history  ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/11/02 at 05:37 a.m.

Quoting:
Where has Zella gone...
She has been gone for a while,
But also Fuss Has :-/
End Quote



Fuss has found this post
That time is my Five A.M.
Always in bed then........

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/11/02 at 07:14 a.m.

Late at night in bed
Perfect for writing haiku
But never online

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/11/02 at 07:16 a.m.

True ! The best Haikus
Come to my mind when I am
Least able to type  :(

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/11/02 at 10:13 a.m.

Today, what a day,
Happy Birthday my friend, Fuss
Tough for me today.....

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/11/02 at 10:16 a.m.

Hope you're okay, Mark.
You and your family are
In my thoughts and prayers.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/11/02 at 10:22 a.m.

I'm gone for a night
And all hell breaks loose on here
Return to normal!

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/11/02 at 10:22 a.m.

Thanks to you, DJ,
I Appreciate your your thoughts,
Strong and yet still sad :'(

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Crazy Don on 12/11/02 at 11:02 a.m.

I'm very sorry.
Deeply apologetic
For what I did here.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/11/02 at 11:54 a.m.

Waiting for this sucks,
They're still picking a jury,
I will get through though ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: AngTB on 12/11/02 at 12:04 a.m.


Quoting:
Waiting for this sucks,
They're still picking a jury,
I will get through though ;)
End Quote



Just wanted you to know
You are in my thoughts and prayers
Especially at this moment

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/11/02 at 12:09 a.m.


Quoting:


Just wanted you to know
You are in my thoughts and prayers
Especially at this moment
End Quote


Your very kind words,
I deeply appreciate,
You have made me smile :)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/11/02 at 01:19 p.m.

It's beginning to
Look a whole lot like Christmas
Everywhere you go

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/11/02 at 01:59 p.m.

Stupid radio
Stations play Christmas tunes like
Nonstop nowadays!   >:(

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/11/02 at 02:35 p.m.

I can never get
Tired of Adam Sandler's
ol' "Hannukah" song.  ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/11/02 at 03:22 p.m.

Warriors triumphed
Over Lakers yesterday
Reality shatters.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/11/02 at 10:23 p.m.

And then there was peace
And Rice Cube said, "This is good."
Then back to page one ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Bobo on 12/12/02 at 00:41 a.m.

Joy and happiness
When I moved this back up to
The top of the board.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/12/02 at 06:43 a.m.

Fuss's Birthday was
A happy event thanks to
All of you good folk  ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/12/02 at 06:46 a.m.

Anytime, great friend,
You're between my neice Nichole,
And Randall & Matt

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Zella on 12/12/02 at 06:49 a.m.


Quoting:
Fuss's Birthday was
A happy event thanks to
All of you good folk  ;)
End Quote



Well you deserve it
Muchly; hope everyday
Continues well too! :)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/12/02 at 09:24 a.m.

"Muchly," said Zella...
Seems she also likes that word
I thought it was mine ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/12/02 at 02:00 p.m.

Nose all full of snot
Sudafed Plus is my friend
Hope I get well soon

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/12/02 at 03:29 p.m.

I feel bad for you,
Full of snot, my nose is not,
Take care my good friend

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Crazy Don on 12/12/02 at 04:19 p.m.

Having a cold sucks.
But it doesn't suck as bad
As having the flu.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: SamRice Gamgee on 12/12/02 at 04:50 p.m.

Oh say can you see?
That song always motivates
Me.  Yay U-S-A!

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/12/02 at 05:28 p.m.

Almost five o'clock
Which means time to slack off some
Ah, the joys of work  :)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/12/02 at 05:31 p.m.

Can't stay long tonight,
But I shall return later,
Miss me while I'm gone?  :D

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/12/02 at 05:32 p.m.

I know someone will ;)
Perhaps she will call you up
And the mush shall flow  ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/12/02 at 05:42 p.m.

She may or may not,
Randalls Party is real soon,
So I must leave soon.....

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/12/02 at 05:43 p.m.

Happy birthday then
To your dear boy good kind sir
Counting syllables ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/12/02 at 07:35 p.m.

I stayed at home sick.
The umpteenth time I've done it.
Workers do not fathom.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/12/02 at 08:27 p.m.

Best wishes go to
RockandRollFan and his kin
Have a happy day :)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/12/02 at 08:41 p.m.

Thanks a lot, Rice Cube,
Your wishes made me smile,
Thank you very much!

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: jemima jam jar on 12/12/02 at 09:00 p.m.

I Think Its 5 here
And then here you put two more
Then I'm at The End

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/12/02 at 09:07 p.m.

"Hi" to you, J3,
I think you should get some sleep,
See you tomorrow :D

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/12/02 at 09:14 p.m.

Is J-3 sleepy?  ???
Where is she on this planet?
I'd like to find out.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/12/02 at 09:17 p.m.

She's from New Zealand,
Just check her profile out,
And then you will know :)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: jemima jam jar on 12/12/02 at 09:32 p.m.

Its not nite time yet
It's only five Thirty now
So Its Too early

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Crazy Don on 12/12/02 at 09:35 p.m.

We have a Kiwi
On this board!  Welcome aboard,
Miss Kiwi Member!

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/12/02 at 09:43 p.m.

Five-thirty P.M.?
And I was thinking morning,
How silly of me :D

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/12/02 at 09:44 p.m.

Just in time for the
Sun rise there on the southern
Hemisphere, good show!

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: jemima jam jar on 12/12/02 at 10:12 p.m.

Im really hungry
So Ill have my dinner now
Yummy Fish and chips

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/12/02 at 10:21 p.m.

ABC is HOT!
Mush flying all over the place!
Someone hose them down!  ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/12/02 at 10:25 p.m.

Late nights a good time,
To be with my Jessica,
Anytime really :-*

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: jemima jam jar on 12/12/02 at 10:28 p.m.

Five syllables here
Seven syllables go here
Yay I Am Clever


I cant think straight!!!!!

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/12/02 at 10:41 p.m.

Just you and me now :)
How is the land of Kiwis?
I trust it is fun :)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: jemima jam jar on 12/12/02 at 10:47 p.m.

Its pretty cool here
New Zealand rocks your socks off
Yay for the kiwis!

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/12/02 at 10:48 p.m.

Yay kiwis indeed
Where sheep outnumber people
More woolly sweaters!  :D

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: jemima jam jar on 12/12/02 at 10:53 p.m.

Im getting bored now
So sorry rice but im off
Catch you later dood!

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/13/02 at 05:39 a.m.

Hi there, New Zealand
Where the men are really men
And the sheep are scared

;-)

Phil

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/13/02 at 06:25 a.m.

Good to see at last
Some friends from across the waves
Join us on the board  :D

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Syncronos on 12/13/02 at 08:19 a.m.

Think I'll try this out
No idea if this is right
But it looks good, huh?

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/13/02 at 09:44 a.m.

Good go Syncronos
Ain't no thang, just count the sounds
And away we go ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/13/02 at 09:52 a.m.

I have to pause here
To ask a haiku question
So please be patient...


*****PAUSE*****

Hey, so haikus are Japanese, right?  But I'm not sure the Japanese language allows for five syllable meanings, especially since it takes them like eight syllables to say "sorry"...so would an original Japanese format haiku be structured in terms of Japanese characters rather than syllables?

*****UNPAUSE*****

Now back to the show
Everyone please keep it up
This is a fun thread ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Syncronos on 12/13/02 at 09:53 a.m.

I guess it worked
My first haiku is good
Still unclear though

(What constitues a syllable in these things? I know the format is 5 7 5, but which sounds count as syllables?)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/13/02 at 09:55 a.m.

Depends where you're from
Where I live one syllable
Can turn into two  ;D

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: philbo_baggins on 12/13/02 at 10:01 a.m.


Quoting:
Hey, so haikus are Japanese, right?  But I'm not sure the Japanese language allows for five syllable meanings, especially since it takes them like eight syllables to say "sorry"...so would an original Japanese format haiku be structured in terms of Japanese characters rather than syllables?
End Quote


Japanese Haiku
Must be extremely compact
We have it easy

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/13/02 at 01:42 p.m.

More haiku comes now
As Rice Cube now posts again
And the world rejoiced.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/13/02 at 01:44 p.m.

Hallelujah, Rice!
You saved this haiku thread from
The dreaded page two!

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/13/02 at 01:46 p.m.

Perhaps it'd be cool
If we turned the story thread
Into long haiku :)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/13/02 at 01:53 p.m.

Queen AmenRa might
Lash out at her "subjects" then
(Not that she won't now...)  ;D

Well, it's 4 PM
Another week of work done
Time to go now. Bye!

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/13/02 at 02:16 p.m.

I get off at five
I am jealous of DJ
He hopped out early :)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/13/02 at 02:28 p.m.

Just finished a call,
With my baby on the phone,
Love to hear her voice :D

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/13/02 at 02:29 p.m.

Racking up her bill
You crazy nutty lovebirds
Make phone lines heavy ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Zella on 12/13/02 at 02:34 p.m.

They are most lucky
Got free long distance to love
Should see what I pay... ::)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/13/02 at 02:40 p.m.

But minutes finite
So they have to ration, see?
It is difficult :-/

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Zella on 12/13/02 at 02:46 p.m.

They need a phone card.
It's the only way to go
Till credit runs out... ::)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/13/02 at 02:48 p.m.

The way they use phones
They'll bankrupt the US Mint ;D
That's one idea ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Crazy Don on 12/13/02 at 03:16 p.m.

I have a phone card.
And a cell phone.  Wonder if
Mark and Zella got…

(Oops, ran out of syllables!)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/13/02 at 04:56 p.m.

The day wore me out,
All the crap out the trial,
Just brings it all back...

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/13/02 at 05:02 p.m.

Take a long deep breath
And clear your mind of bad thoughts
You will be alright :)

You're among friends now, dude :)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/13/02 at 08:27 p.m.


Quoting:
Take a long deep breath
And clear your mind of bad thoughts
You will be alright :)

You're among friends now, dude :)
End Quote

Soon will be sleep time,
This week has been very bad,
But thanks for my friends...... ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: southernspitfire on 12/13/02 at 08:32 p.m.

Goodbyes are not good
Rainy days are even worse
Time goes by so slowly now

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/13/02 at 08:50 p.m.

Chinese folk eat rice
It is not stereotype
Just a fact of life :)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: shazzaah on 12/13/02 at 08:57 p.m.

The holidays should not be
sad. Then where is my
holiday spirit?

Think I will watch a Christmas
special. Can't face watching the news
tonight.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/13/02 at 08:58 p.m.

The news sucks these days   >:(
Their views blatantly biased
Too sensational  

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/13/02 at 10:15 p.m.

Twenty-seven pages ;D
Not as much as previous
But cool nonetheless ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/13/02 at 11:53 p.m.

Time to go zonk out
A good night to everyone
Or good morning too ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/14/02 at 12:49 a.m.

At work on weekend
Just to hide some Christmas gifts
No room in my house!

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/14/02 at 01:14 p.m.

Won't tell anyone ;)
Your secret is safe with me
Mister Midas sir :)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/14/02 at 05:01 p.m.

I have no secrets.
At least not any that are
viable to post.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/14/02 at 05:12 p.m.

Finally have time
To write parodies again
Go to AmIRight :)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/14/02 at 05:14 p.m.

Occasionally,
I write parodies for fun.
A few were witty.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/14/02 at 05:16 p.m.

Wish I could do more
Like lebeiw and junior too
But I don't have time :-/

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/14/02 at 06:12 p.m.

It is amazing!
Jess still has minutes to spare!
She has self-control!  :o

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/14/02 at 06:20 p.m.

I enjoy her much,
She makes me feel so alive,
Sorry, no more Mush ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/14/02 at 06:23 p.m.

And no more gossip.
I've gotten into trouble
With that wicked scheme.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/14/02 at 06:27 p.m.

But gossip's so fun :D
I like the mush that is cuuuuuuuuuoool!
Jess hates that word though ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: RockandRollFan on 12/14/02 at 06:29 p.m.

One wicked thing here,
Is that guy, Wicked Lester,
Though he's not wicked :)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Crazy Don on 12/14/02 at 06:31 p.m.

But Crazy Don is
Sometimes known to go berserk!
But he's a good guy!  :o

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/14/02 at 06:33 p.m.

I hope, Don, you will
Apologize to dagwood.
That was so not cool   >:(

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: shazzaah on 12/14/02 at 10:14 p.m.

Christmas almost here
kids behaviour is nicer
santa is watching  ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/14/02 at 10:15 p.m.

They are only good
Because they want more presents
Do not be fooled, mom!  :)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: shazzaah on 12/14/02 at 10:22 p.m.

you are quite right, yes.
But Mom is not fooled. She knows
why they are kinder.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/14/02 at 10:23 p.m.

Mom is quite astute
You should exploit their charms to
Your own advantage ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: shazzaah on 12/14/02 at 10:26 p.m.

Mom is way ahead
Have watched dutiful offspring
Cleaning up their rooms. :)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/14/02 at 10:27 p.m.

Check each one's closets :)
Or under the bed as well.
They are wily ones ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: shazzaah on 12/14/02 at 10:29 p.m.

Caught on to that trick
As a past offender when
I was much younger. ;)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/14/02 at 10:30 p.m.

Excellent!  Mother
Is eight times wilier than
Her sneaky children :D

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: shazzaah on 12/14/02 at 10:35 p.m.

Sly child number three
Has just come from bed asking
to stay up with mom

Will humor sly child
For just a few minutes and
Send him back to bed. :) ::)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: MamaMonstr on 12/14/02 at 10:36 p.m.

we love our gamecube
it brings us very much joy
can't wait for zelda!!


this is my 1st attempt...please be kind...lol.      :-/

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/14/02 at 10:38 p.m.

Hello new member!
You did quite well I would say
Do you have Metroid?

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/14/02 at 10:49 p.m.

Several newbies
Have joined here just recently
Under my nose. Hi!

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Rice Cube on 12/14/02 at 10:52 p.m.

I have won Mind Trap!
I am the master of the world!
Bow before my might!  :D

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/14/02 at 11:04 p.m.

I salute the King
Of Mind Trap because I do
Suck at most Vid games.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: SamRice Gamgee on 12/14/02 at 11:06 p.m.

Not video game
Mind Trap is a thinking game
Played with cards and dice :)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/14/02 at 11:43 p.m.

Thinking game? Oh Gosh
I'm even worse at those games.
They give me headaches.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/15/02 at 04:48 a.m.

Watched son play cricket
Today and got badly sun
burned, but he played great  :D

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Bobo on 12/15/02 at 04:51 a.m.

Unlike England's team
Saw their recent results here:
Cricketbase dot com.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 12/15/02 at 04:58 a.m.

Still, Shane Warne got crocked
So the news for rest of world
Not bad after all....

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Crazy Don on 12/15/02 at 06:44 a.m.

Remember, there is
Another thread a-waiting in
Case this gets too full.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Starsky76 on 12/15/02 at 08:39 a.m.

Hope nobody minds,
That i started a new one,
I'm new around here.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: MamaMonstr on 12/15/02 at 08:46 a.m.

i can't play that game but my 19 year old brother just started it friday.  we just got our gamecube on tuesday.  thanks for the welcome.     ;)


Quoting:
Hello new member!
You did quite well I would say
Do you have Metroid?
End Quote

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: SuperFreak on 12/15/02 at 08:50 a.m.

Hey MamaMonstr!
welome our little world,
i hope you have fun :)

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/15/02 at 03:47 p.m.

And the Colts gave Browns
A dose of their own meds and
Won close one in Pound.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/16/02 at 07:20 a.m.

Three haiku threads now
open so I am posting
Simultaneously

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Crazy Don on 12/16/02 at 09:13 a.m.

Three more posts until
Page 20.  That's when Hairspray
Will lock this one up.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/16/02 at 10:02 a.m.

Coffee wearing off
Almost time to eat some lunch
Quizno's today. Yum!

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Crazy Don on 12/16/02 at 06:07 p.m.

The next haiku here
Will push this onto the next
Page, and that ends it.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: El Extranjero on 12/16/02 at 06:09 p.m.

Here we are at page
20.  This thread is kaput.
Go to the new threads.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: Indy Gent on 12/16/02 at 08:26 p.m.

Yes, because Hairspray
Is ready to lock up here.
The end of this one.

Subject: Re: Haiku #5

Written By: DJ Midas on 12/17/02 at 06:51 a.m.

It's not locked up yet
So I will post another
Haiku on this thread