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Subject: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
Okay, Midas, how 'bout your favs?
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Hey, you foul and ashy knave!
I was to start the brand new thread!
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Didn't come here until #3 was read
My fave what? Not sure what ya mean... ???
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Has the old one been killed dead?
And safely locked and tucked away?
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I think there's plenty more to say
But I believe this is the new thread
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Methinks the old one is not yet dead,
But will be soon when seen by 'Spray
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
Sorry, didn't read the last post.
No, Zella, but if a know Hairspray,
#3 will be history.
Quoting:
Hey, you foul and ashy knave!
I was to start the brand new thread!
End Quote
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Something new perplexes me,
Why'd you quote my 'knave' comment?
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Didn't mean to make you vomit.
I don't know what color 'ashy' is. ???
Midas, I meant your list.
Of favorite DJs.
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Don't get your brain all in a frizz
Ashy won't apply unless you're black
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That sort of pigment I lack.
So I'm in the clear now.
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I guess so, to your thread I will bow
But the next ones MINE, I guarantee
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Chris Cox is a favorite of thee
He is 1/2 of Thunderpuss
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Hairspray's going to want to cuss
When she sees threads at 21
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So come over here and join the fun!
Don't post no more on "Revived Rhyme Thread #3"…
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Looks like now it just Don and me!
When I go to leave, someone new arrives....
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On here my mind just thrives,
Zella needs to call ME tomorrow!
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And I hope it's anything but sorrow
You see, Z's coming down with the flu again…
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Wish I could write her a prescription with a pen,
But not being a doctor I'd get into big trouble
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Betty was married to Barney Rubble
Some say she had the hots for Fred
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If Barney found out, Fred would be dead.
Just like the guy in the Mayfield song.
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But if Wilma were to come along
There may be a catfight among the wives
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One or two might lose their lives.
Unless Mr. Slate intercedes.
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Has Slate ever done any good deeds?
Were Cosmo Spacely & Capt. Caveman one in the same? ???
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The comparison would be lame.
Only in a nuclear cloud.
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But listen to their voices out loud
Probably done by the same vocalist
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It must be some lunar eclipsed.
Can that mean Cavemen in Space?
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Cosmo Caveman running the place
"Jetson, YOU'RE - FI-I-IRRRRED!"
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Then George would be rehired.
And Caveman would get the pink slip.
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Cogswell's tried to get George to jump ship
For years and leave Spacely to fail
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But George would always bail.
A Spacely loyalist is he.
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With a daughter named Judy
Who always dated strange creatures
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They all had strange features.
That made Mr. Jetson cringe.
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Elroy's height was about an inch
At least it was on my TV screen
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Jane was the Queen on the Scene.
Astro pounced and licked poor George.
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Before he made it to the front porch
But Astro was a pretty good pooch
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Yes, Astro was good for a smooch.
But he makes a very poor minivan. ;D
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
I very much agree, my man.
The Trans Sport reminds me of the monorail
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Especially at the train's tail.
When all the nasty stuff happens.
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Both our ovens were Tappans,
Today is my call from Banasy!
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I hope it's not a fantasy!
She was here twice for a short time both, yesterday
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I look forward to what she will say..
Mark must give us a full report! :)
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Banasy didn't give me even a retort.
I've must have been a bad boy.
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I swear...these threads are such a joy
I've been gone the whole weekend
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This Storm made everything bleakened?
But I always am happy when I'm here ;)
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RnRF's thoughts are sincere
I enjoy this board as well
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It's great for when I've been through hell,
I always feel so much better ;)
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
Your avatar makes me want a sweater
It's starting to get cold outside
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From all that snow I'd run and hide.
Put up with snow for 22 years... :P
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
You must be older than you appear
Judging from your words, you sound much younger
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What she's been through makes her stronger.
A testament to the California spirit.
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If there's a story, I'd love to hear it
Would you, could you share with me? ::)
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I am actually 43.
But I usually act about twelve.... ::)
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The more we learn the deeper we delve
I would never guessed that as your age
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Sometimes I Feel I'm In A Cage,
Feelings Are Just Waiting To Bust Out
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To figure you need not be a sage...
It is listed on my profile! :D
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Well, I like to have some sense of style
Besides, it's better face to face
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With some friends your draw an ace
When you are least suspecting it
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With a surprise you're sometimes hit,
It's better to just live for the day,
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Ah, that fear I must allay...
My experiences have been good
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
Oh, FussBudget, knock on wood!
I'm still a kid at 45…
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That's what helps me stay alive
Some people are too proper and stern
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I guess they just must live and learn.
Experience is the best teacher....
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
Is Zella gonna call for a preacher?
I don't want to know what her secret is…
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Must not be any of our biz.
If it is, she will inform us.
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Maybe Zed's gonna catch a bus
To a place that's magical and new :D
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Or maybe something private, too.
She is a private person, you know.
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
How did I miss this thread, oh oh!
You know I am the tell-all type... ::)
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
Then what's with all that "secret" hype?
Are you being Aries like me?
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With my own "secrets" I'll be free.
But musn't tell those of others...
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Some of us here are your brothers,
And some here are your sisters!
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That may be trueer than you know, Mister!
But, alas, I say too much.... ;)
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And don't let it be such.
It must be Miller time.
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With that I can Rhyme,
It's Moosehead for me tonight....
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
I hope the Pacers get it right.
Against the sorry Nuggets.
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Denver can't seem to plug it,
The holes in thier defense, that is.....
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The matter of fact is
The Nuggets won and Pacers lost.
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A lot of money it would've cost,
If one had bet on a Nuggets win :o
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But betting on Pacers is a sin.
Better chance of higher seed.
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To bet on the Nuggets, I've not the need,
I cannot stand much about the nba anymore :P
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
If Lakers four-peat, it's a complete bore.
Not to mention proof the NBA is fixed.
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
My feelings are not mixed,
I hate the Brown Ball League
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Call it the league of fatigue.
And the Lakers Basketball Association.
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
And Zella waits in anticipation
That you will change the subject from sports
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I only liked the courts,
Where the American Basketball Association played Games ;)
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
Dormant for two days, no one to blames
So I will bump this to the very top
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
Just in time for me to shout "stop"
With all of the sports you guys!
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
Now it's time to start rhyming right before you eyes!
Everyone in Tampa LOVES the Bucs!
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But I do so hate the Oregon Ducks
I'm all about the Cal Golden Bears ;D
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
On Zellas' mind the subject of sports wears,
Until she finally submits to our...us "Jocks" ;D
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I bet she's gives sports the pox.
She must have childhood sports trauma. :-/
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
Leaving a last word like that is bad form-a ;)
Made it hard for me to rhyme with ease
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
My first thought for that rhyme was "across the seas"
Where my thoughts often turn....
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If only there was money to burn
The tyranny of distance is a bummer
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Whilst not my first thought, I'll go with "summer" :P
Which I am envious that it is there....
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Your threads, they would be laid bare :o
As the vicious sun literally burns them off >:(
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30 minutes then off to the trough,
I mean, buffet, where I'll stuff my face
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A cruise ship is a special place
Is this the location you're in now?
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Don't I wish, and how!
Took one last year; what a blast!
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I hope this thread will always last!
BTW Fuss...trauma could rhyme with flower-rama....
(It's a local flower shop) ;)
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
So could the band name 'Dramarama'
Who sang "I'd Do Anything"
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I'd probably like the way they sing,
Fuss could also've used "Diarama"
(From a Simpsons episode)
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Or a japanese word, like 'Nii-sama'
That means big brother
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Wow, I didn't think there was any other,
You are quite wise Syncronos!
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We must be smart, or people own us
He who knows how works for he who knows why
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For the price of courting is mighty high! ;D
Just kidding; I couldn't resist.
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There's a part to your jest I must have missed
Tell me, what're you trying to say?
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Some people have to work to buy things, mmkay?
Mrs. M has a certain quality of life she likes to maintain
If I didn't work, she would probably complain
That we couldn't afford the things she enjoys
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Thus, that is why girls will rule over the boys
Love turns all males into willing slaves
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I refuse to think meself a knave
Ergo I keep no woman to serve ;)
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I guess I got what I deserve.
I really don't want a woman anyway
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
Quoting:
I guess I got what I deserve.
I really don't want a woman anyway
End Quote
And I think anyday,
Two of a kind beats a straight ;)
At least for me!
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
And that I do not hate.
Beauty suckers me all the time.
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
My Heart has recieved a chime,
It's the sound of Jessicas' Love for me :)
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Oh if only it could be.
The two of you together.
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We are together, Forever,
Just not yet in the physical sense....
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I must appear really dense
Jessica's hot for Rock n Roll fan?! :o
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Yes, it's she who's hot for the man
Me, I don't really want a girl
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
Crazy Don, don't let that unfurl
Your love-life's caused enough trouble, OK?
I think we proved that yesterday
Let's not repeat the past events
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
Quoting:
Yes, it's she who's hot for the man
Me, I don't really want a girl
End Quote
http://freespace.virgin.net/gemma.tiley3/smithers/small.gif wanna dance with Him?
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
Oh, what cruel and fateful whims!
It's not (snicker) nice (giggle) to poke fun (chuckle)
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Fun? Or (chuckle). Pun and buckle
Are words that rhyme with those....
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And from there we get verbose
Has this rhyme lost it's way ?
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Running out of clever things to say...
No one got that in my "M" quiz....
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I can't think of what the song is
Is it that one about Auld Lang Syne?
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
Or "You're a friend of mine"
Or is it nothing like that at all ?
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Must have a name with "M" you should recall
I have it on an MP3.... ::)
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ha! I got an M...it's a MYSTERY!
Come on...you know that's hysterical
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I thought your job today became clerical
Due to a teller being out
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I tried for an hour, just about..
To fit 'clerical' into a sentence... ::)
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
But, Zella,you have such a wonderful presence!
This rhyming is not as easy as it seems. :o
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Ha! It's as easy as dreaming big dreams
For one who has studied vocabulary...
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And you use a lot of stationery.
And some pens and pencils.
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And then you purchase lots of stencils,
to do your artwork
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That would defently be a perk
But Now I want a muffin
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I can't get enough of fluffy stuffed puffin.
Actually I just like alliteration.... ;)
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
Which rhymes with mastication
Which is not the word you may have first thought :D
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
With innnuendo that one is fraught....
Would not touch that with a seven mile snake... ::)
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
That thought it makes my heart just break
Mark must have got in line twice >:( ;)
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Oh, come on, Fussy, that's not nice
It's not the size of the pencil, but how you write your name
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I still say it's a shame
Still, I suppose you have a 'point' :)
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The details, I will not appoint
Of how well I have been 'endowed'
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The Issue let's not cloud,
Now, what about my snake :D
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My friend, I think I have mis-spake
The size of your snake is not the issue
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I wasn't trying to 'dis you,
I'm just barely awake :-/
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
That's not the point I wished to make
You know you and I are always cool :D
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Surely I would be a fool,
And I'm NOT calling you Shirley!
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
If you did, I'd give you a swirly :D
Now, back to the issue of snakes...
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Whatever it takes,
To leave my corny quips!
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Mmmm...corn chips...
I'm hungry already this morning
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Eat a balanced breakfast? Get real
I've eaten cold pizza slices before...
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
Quoting:
Mmmm...corn chips...
I'm hungry already this morning
End Quote
You should heed this warning,
Chips are bad for your first meal....
Don't be Sore,
I modified too late!
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Oh, that's just GREAT
Just go and RUIN the whole thread!!
:D
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
Perhaps I should've stayed in bed,
I still am not all here :-/
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What on earth went through his head !
Oh well I'll start it again
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Hey Fuss, where ya been?
I've missed you quite a bit
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You know...I just cant deal with this shit-
take mushroom on my plate
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It's McDonalds Food I hate :P
Sorry about that, Zella.... ;)
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
Hey, don't go knockin McDonald's fella!
You know the McRib is my favorite thing
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It just makes my stomach sting,
But to each thier own ;)
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I enjoy the ribs without the bones
Speaking of BONES...I miss my wife...
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
I Miss the love of my life,
But I swear...Today no Mush!
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
I'm not nosey, but I have to push
Who might the love of your life be?
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Jessica is the one for me,
My marraige long plutonic...
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Oh...my surprise is all but chronic!
You and Jessica...in real life?!
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No knowledge by my wife,
She's got enough to go through....
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:-/
You mean, you're previous marriage ain't through?
I don't know about all that
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You must think I'm a rat,
Hanging in 'til the boys are grown :-/
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It's something that can be condoned...
You're a good man despite that :)
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being friends with her is pretty Phat
Amicable split looms sometime soon...
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It does not necessarily spell doom,
So keep your head up and your spirits high :)
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Just don't flee by the light of the moon
My pops did that, coward that he is >:(
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On him you must be tempted to take a Wizz
I hope my boys always love me
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
As long as you go forth with honesty
Love for you will always flow fast :)
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But lie to them, and they'll kick your @$$
I almost killed my dad one time... :-/
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That would have been a crime
But perhaps the jury'd let you off :-/
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Not after I chopped the fools head off
I had the machete in my hand... :-X
(no joke)
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I'm glad your sanity was still in command
I hope for your sake it is not repeated
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Have removed last line...deleted,
I hope the jury here convicts fully...
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They should toss murderers into a gully
Where they will sit in fungal rot >:(
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I do too...um...Wooly Bully!
The atmosphere is way too heavy
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As Heavy as a 40 ton Chevy?
In days of yore this thread was fun...
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And again it shall be fun
But painful memories don't die easy
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
Especially when your dad is sleazy
But alas, there's not much to be done
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Don't mean to take away the fun,
It's just a bad time now
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Don't fret now
We're pals here ;)
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That is clear!
VA-KAY-SHUN!!!!!!!!
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A day of rest and relaxation
Is not too far away for me ;D
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It's Monday and Tuesday! HEEEHEEE!
I get to sleep in for 2 days!!
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Tomorrow my head will be in a haze
Up and down on roller coasters... :P
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Already you say?
Lucky punk!
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
Hey...that don't rhyme... :-X
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Let's stop...Hammertime!
And start anew with the word "Ramen" :)
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Before you eat it, you say Amen
What are they, 500 for a buck?
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Very cheap but tastes like muck
A major college food group though
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Yup, the food will help you grow
THe other groups are pizza and candy
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So you ate tons of candy?
My other food group was rice ::)
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And I say that's really nice
But it's said liquor is quicker
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
But probably not to good for your ticker...
Rice, beans and veggies are best.
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
Quoting:
But probably not to good for your ticker...
Rice, beans and veggies are best.
End Quote
I thought fast food you would suggest....
But Holy Heart Attack, Batman...it's McDonalds :o
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Oh, no, wouldn't go by Ronald's...
If it's fast food try the Burger KING! :)
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
McDonalds makes my stomach sting,
At least Burger King uses real beef ;)
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I wish they would use a whole lettuce leaf.
Instead of that shredded crud.
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I like that you think me a "bud"
And feel secure telling me things :)
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This statement some bells it rings
Just seek and ye MAY find ;)
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You may find things that causes stings,
Of our delicate, frail rhymes.
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Great fun is here, most times,
I just love this entire place
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
It breaks up the monotony of the rat race.
A place "where everybody knows your name."
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And I do so enjoy playing a game,
Writing stories is one of my favorites though!
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I'm here for a quick minute, yo
Just hiding gifts from my wife
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And I still don't have a life.
So I'll wait and procrastinate.
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
No need to sit and wait for fate :)
Come on by and write a story!
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
I still won't get any glory.
I'll just read and wait for an idea.
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
to that thread I must say "See Ya"
As I lack the confidence to try.....
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Why not just give the thing a go, big guy?
All you do is make stuff up anyway.
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
Quoting:
Why not just give the thing a go, big guy?
All you do is make stuff up anyway.
End Quote
I will soon...someday,
I just lack the faith....
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
The only word that rhymes is "wraith".
And that means an unfriendly ghost.
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #4
Your intellegence you must certainly boast,
I apologize for the difficult rhyme ;)
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No bother, everything is fine.
How is your weekend? :)
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My life has been beakoned,
By Jessica and her brightness and love....
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You two fit together like hand and glove
I hope you don't find that statement dirty ;D
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Not at all..........I thought it was right purty!!
Thats southern for pretty for all you yankee posters.
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Union Jack would say you southerners were boasters,
Anyway, I wonder where he's gone ???
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Been almost a day since this thread's been posted on,
So I will give it a resurrection
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Hey DJ, I like your perception,
knowing I'd have trouble rhyming with that!
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The jukebox is thumping from the above cool cat
While this cat spins dizzy on the turntables
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My mind is a burned cable,
Trying to put words to your rhymes!
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It is tough, isn't it sometimes?
I often can't think of words to write
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But make me dizzy, you might,
Just like the spinning kitty!
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Hee hee, that was very witty
I hope I don't make you sick ;)
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Nah, you always give me a kick,
I do so enjoy your company....
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If that cat were to conduct a symphony
The musicians would certainly hurl :D
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Right now I'm talking to my girl
So I am just Lovesick :-*
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Watch her minutes away tick
As they are gradually exhausted :D
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Broke is not to her what the cost did,
She has lots of minutes stocked up.....
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Would that 'twere enough! (false rhyme)
But love transcends monetary bounds :)
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I was ready to say "Release The Hounds",
If you had kept on teasing! ;)
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The humor would be pleasing
But malice is not my intent :)
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Now feel like saying "Get Bent",
If you keep these rhymes so difficult!
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A thesaurus you should consult
If rhyming gets to be a bother :)
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Hello, my friendly cannon fodder!
Bother's a hard word to rhyme!
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Sync is here! It's about time
Thought you may be out of work today
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Perhaps vacation with pay?
But any relaxy time is good for the soul :)
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It would be now that it gets cold
It's 50 degrees outside right now ::)
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One wonders if that's cause to growl
When 50 really isn't that nippy.
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Some hot chocolate would be good to sippy
On a cold winter's day
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I'm not at work, so what can I say?
Gonna go to the movies later on
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Are you going with your hon?
What are you going to see?
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Asleep is where I'd rather be
But soon to work I go again
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A few more hours and my workday will end
Now I'm going out to lunch
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It is to you and all others that I send a bunch,
Of best wishes for the holidays and beyond :D
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Thank you, RNRF. Rock on!
Best Holiday Wishes to you and yours
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And when it rains it pours
CA suffers from crappy weather :-/
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People from here would all sing together,
stop whining...this time of year 50 degree highs are welcomed...
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I welcome cold weather with aplomb <-- ???
But rain and floods are not desired
*HA! I DID use the right word!* ;D
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I tried searching for a rhyme but got tired
Thank goodness! Rice, you are my hero ;D
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You'd be rated higher than a zero,
If you could send some moisture this way....
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The chances of my controlling weather are zero
Had I those powers much would I play
*a compromise* :)
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Wish you could send moisture...if there was a way,
I'm sick of these stupid "Dry Cold" conditions
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I suffer from cold weather addiction
Need more ice to play my hockey :)
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Wish Jessica & I had walkie-talkies,
That would be So Awesome!
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Then you wouldn't have to play possum
Every time her parents come home :)
I tease, I tease ;)
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Well at least she won't have to roam,
When she's home by herself :D
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Then you can have her to yourself
And create all sorts of mush...
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Be nice and shush ;)
It is more than a feeling
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Quoting:
Be nice and shush ;)
It is more than a feeling
End Quote
Right now I'm just dealing,
Too pissed to post for now >:(
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Try not to have a cow
Better to think with a level head :)
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Before was just seeing red
But thanks to all, have aquired a Zen attitude
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That's the way to do it, dude :)
Slow, steady deep breaths will calm your nerves
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The trick is to think of Jessicas' Curves ;)
But wait...that won't calm me down at all :D
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Your heartbeats would not be small
Try not to lose consciousness if you can ;D
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I know but she's quite a woman,
Who I just happen to adore...
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The mush you spew would never bore
It is something that rhymes with "flute" ;)
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Well, Jessica sure is a Beaut,
But she hates that other word....
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I don't mean to sound like a nerd,
But have you yet seen Star Trek movie?
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The original series was quite Groovy,
But no, I haven't as of yet....
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I ain't going to see NO dang Star Trek movie til they 1) develop blouses that don't roll up when they sit down, criminy, you mean in five centuries we're still going to be tugging at the hem of our blouse every time we stand up, and 2) they start using some non-caking makeup on Data... jeez, his forehead looks like its made out of cottage cheese sometimes...
Okay. You can go make to rhyming now... :-[
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I hope nobody has a cow,
I started this anew.....
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Ah, so this thread is through?
I have gone to the new one
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This is almost done,
So I wanted to start another thread....
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It's good to see someone thinking ahead,
But first let's get this to page twenty ;)
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Then that will be plenty....
And we can retire this
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Much effort we must use to achieve this
For there must be at least four more posts
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We may give boasts,
After eighteen more postings!
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A party we should be hosting
Once this game is finished and we move on
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Party on,
But no beer for me....
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The end is all I see.