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Subject: New Game Redux IV
Syncronos ended with:
perpendicular
Wanting to catch the bad guys, Sargeant Tom told Sargeant Perp and Sargeant Dic: "perpendicular them into the alley and I will cut off their escape..."
eponymous
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
At Zoot Suit's Zoo we saw a cool cat, a jive turkey and a hip eponymous.
gallavant
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Please! Let Galla vant off all that gas before she stinks up the whole room! Who let her near the beans!? ;D
obtain
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I like gasoline with a high obtain count.
ocarina
(I was hoping this wouldn't start again, but it did…)
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
The DJ couldn't pronounce his M's so he announced "And now, the new dance craze that will drive you 'ad after a few spins, it's called the 'Ocarina."
coiffure
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What the heck is a coiffure? Is that that weird condom thing with all the spikes on it?
clatter
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"Hahvey, go pahk the cah while I remove this clatter from the living room. Our guests will be here for chowdah any minute!"
euthanize
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Said the man with no teeth while trying to explain how to cut the Thanksgiving turkey "Euthanize!! Euthanize!!"
Trajectory
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Romeo & Juliet was such a trajec tory.
vermouth
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You keep saying them dirty words, I'ma wash ver mouth out with soap!
Hypnotize
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Because I'm hypnotize go around my neck.
mesmerize
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I don't wanna see you naked, it'll mesmerize up!
flagrant
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Joe went on a flag rant because someone stole his Easter flag off his front porch.
sustenance
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I rode with Uncle Beesus, ten ance rode in the other car
This is gettin' scary
modulate
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My modulate my hard drive! :o
anticipate
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You all are probably going to anticipate a witty use of that word, but I just ain't got it.
snare
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Theres a bad odor and its snare. (Southern for "its in the air")
elevation
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Elevation women! They are so pretty and tiny!
(I love Asian)
battleax
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DJ's like to battle-ax any turntablist.
hoopla
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I was sitting around and hoopla ped down, but my baby!
asterik
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If you don't gimme my money, I'ma take your asterik, that big guy who breaks people's legs.
symbolism
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The red "Stop" sign is a popular symbolism.
opthamologist
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Op tha mologist really enjoyed his study of mols.
Critique
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Writing bad essays can leave you up the critique without a paddle.
elation
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Vincente Fox won the Mexican Presidential elation.
penitent
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Josiah knew he should have spent at least a dime when his penitent washed away in the heavy rain during the campout.
conglomerate
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Spike was willing to conglomerate with Buffy to prevent Hell's takeover of Earth.
pomegranate
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Granite being harder than earth, it follows that a pomegranate is harder on the teeth than a pomme du terre...
silicone
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Zella just loves her pet sili-cones.
colagen
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Quoting:
Zella just loves her pet sili-cones.
colagen
End Quote
I made that one easy, didn't I? ::)
The rise of the Coca colagen is never ending!
planarian
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Conservatives are planarian, as opposed to liberals who are non-planarian.
opulent
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I opulent tray is empty, or else your dryer will blow up
(hope your lint)
stigma
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"I godh a bee stig, ma! Ride on my node! OW!"
jaundice
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
In Puerto Rico I played a craps game with a brand called Juandice
Nom De Plume
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Yo, that guy who ate all those tacos and all that hot sauce farted SO LOUD, we had to nom de plume of smoke that came out!
Crass
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
One of the members of the Mamas & the Papas was Mama Crass.
fidget
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She was very short, therefore they called her a Fidget
Yucca
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"Mario, I don't likea de sausa, it'sa like lead. Yucca!"
behemoth
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Be he moth or be he fly,
He comes in this house, he'll surely die
flask
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Father to son: "Is the glass half mt or half fl? Ask your mother."
quench
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Be qui quench! I'm thristy! bring me some beer!
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Quoting:
Be qui quench! I'm thristy! bring me some beer!
End Quote
There's NO word! :o
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I'll butt in with:
parched
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I sawr a vulture parched in that thar tree!
tether
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Clarinda's sister made a miniskirt made of tether.
boliabaisse
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I've always preferred buillebaise to boliabaise... ::)
campari
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
We were roughing it at this place in Tel Aviv called "Camp Ari".
trilingual
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He says he wants to camp ari's goin' home
motive
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He started to warm up the motive so he could drive to work.
trilingual
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The newer stronger braided linguini was called "Trilingual."
recalcitrant
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I've drank so much skim milk, I've become a recalcitrant.
telekinectic
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David Letterman tried to telekinetic cut police officer why he had the radar detector in his car, but the officer wouldn't buy it.
paralegal
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One legal is more than I can stand, but now I've got a paralegal.
extinguishing
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The paralegal thought the paratrooper with the parasitic parameciums was paradise, especially with his extinguising characteristics...
cranium
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Bob Cranium played Hogan on Hogan's Heroes.
extinguishing
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I am simply extinguishing from having to use this word twice in two posts... ::)
fettacini
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Bobba Fett ate a dish named after him, "Fettacini".
prognostication
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The Doc performed a prognostication on me by repeatedly jamming a blunt instrument up my nose
Indolent
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Cousin Indo lent me 20 bucks for groceries until payday.
tutor
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You tutor up that whole house! Now clean it up!
flippant
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Skeeze was scolded after he decided to flipp ant Melba the bird.
quandry
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Quandry is what you get when Q (Star Trek) mixesd whites with colors
alternator
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Al ternator hunters must like to live life on the edge.
liaison
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People came up to us in Hawaii with liaison.
consumer
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Consumer? But I don't even know her...
allegiance
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I pledge allegiance to the flag
That Michael Jackson's a nut-bag
Butter
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Marlon Brando uses butter, but not the kind you'd expect.
beefaroni
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What kinda butter does Marlon Brando use? On his beef, aroni butt?
kindle
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
The kindle was too short to burn brightly.
trawler
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"Git in that thar trawler rawt this minnit!" said the redneck dad to his kids...
mystify
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He just shot a rubber band at Ms. Tif eye!
ratchet
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The angry mechanic was forced to bury the ratchet.
ibuprofen
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
The ghost said before disappearing again, "I-boo-prof-in."
hellmouth
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
hellmouth is what you get from eating too much hot sauce
mercenary
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If a canary cried for mercy, wouldn't he be a mercenary?
bezoar
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Would an easy boar be a bezoar?
triplicate
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That was a trip! Lic ate ALL the durn food!
fashion
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The drunk couldn't fashion all the buttonsh on hish shirt.
lubricate
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Cate had her own Jiffy Lube-type business, called "Lubri-Cate".
malfeasance
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Hey, is Draco Malfeas' ance in Harry Potter II: Chamber of Secrets?
plateau
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Oliver Platt was going to get his footprints on the sidewalk of Mann's Chinese Theater, but he was worried about cement in plat-eaus. (Man that was a stretch. :-/)
argyll
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Ar gy'll do anything - he's a 'yes' man.
pancreas
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I bought some pan liners so I could make a pan-creas.
glutonomous
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Instead of catching mice using conventional methods, the dizzy cat liked to glutonomous. :-/
whimsical
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Check out the whimsical gifs I done put in my signature!
schematic
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Jane's new ski-machine was a Schematic brand.
wallaby
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The beekeeper was so involved in his work, he made a wall-a-bees.
marmoset
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Marmoset there'd be days like this… (The Shirelles)
Oops, wrong thread again!
chimpanzee
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
"Chim-chimpanzee, chim-chimpanzee, chim-chim chir-ee..."
homonym
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Keep your kids away from Michael Jackson, or he'll start homonym! He'll hom 'em real bad!
spackle
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After the 3 Rice Krispies chefs rode the superfast Gravitron ride their hats read Nap, Spackle & Crop.
hyphen
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Girls, be sure to use caution when riding your bicycle. One slip, and you could break your hyphen.
(::) groan)
Hey...that works...
Groan
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A groan man should never cry.
mumble
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Many men mumbling merriment makes me miss my manacled mistress.
alliteration
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You can be a-fined up to $500 for allitteration on the highway.
spectacle
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It's entirely possible for a male to live a noral life with only one spectacle. But if he loses them both, forget it.
froth
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
I never really got the appeal of David Froth.
verklempt
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Clem tried really hard to spell his name correctly but Verklempt o do that was just impossible.
çedilla
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
For Thanksgiving, Juan Carlos Valdez had some turkey que-cedillas.
corea
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
The Chinese eye doctor told his patient that his corea was damaged.
Impedimenta
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The Mafia don was known for his speech impedimenta.
terpsicorean
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The asian gentleman who drank paint thinners for recreational purposes was known as a terpsi corean
Insomniac
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Insomniac far far away lived many happy niacians...
plush
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Sign : 'Plush Blutton to Fush Tloilet'
Platitude
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Fuss is a guy in need of a platitude adjustment. Or is it me, Crazy Don?
whiffenpoof
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
The winner of the quiz show was understandably disillusioned to find he had won a trip for two to "Whiffenpoof"
Kerplunk
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
It's hard to make a pun out of the word "kerplunk".
mischievous
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Miss Chevious finally got suspended from school for going one step too far once to often
Stupendous
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Stu Pendous is Fred Pendous's brother.
gargantuan
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"You're s'pose to just chew your food, not gargantuan," Mary said to Ann, who was spewing food all over the table.
phenomenon
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Doctor have banned the drug that help in weight loss, called Phen-Nominom.
haberdashery
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
You can't haberdashery and eat it too... :P
loquatious
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Indianapolis is easy to find, but it's hard to find any other loquatious in Indiana.
fatuatous
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Now that Rod Stewart song "In fatuatous" is running through my head... ::)
bamboozle
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An exploding ghost is known to bamboozle.
beleagered
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
"How 'bout another beer? Would you like to be leagered or be aled?" said Jeeter.
crumpet
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
"West Side Story" had a policeman named Officer Crumpet (oops, that was Krupke)
gorgonzola
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Joe Gorgonzola used to be a catcher for the St. Louis Cardinals.
frumpy
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My car makes this funny noise, it sounds like "frumpy, frumpy".
logrhythms
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The lumberjacks always knew spring was approaching when the logrhythms became more stridant...
fustian
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Goethe's play about the devil was translated in Australian, making it Fuss-tian. ;)
roughage
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Quoting:
Goethe's play about the devil was translated in Australian, making it Fuss-tian. ;)
roughage
End Quote
Ha ! Great !
Bobo, Kay, Criz, Alicia et al are living through a rough-age.
Bandana
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
I had to go to the hospital because I slipped on a bandana peel.
fortuitous
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
I committed perjury for tuitous, for tuitous was my friend
Oblong
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
I had a cup of oblong tea.
happenstance
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Being a DJ it just so happenstance music is my specialty.
ubiquitous
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Ubi was such a sore loser in "Red Rover", that Ubi-quit-(o)us.
consequential
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Consequential breakfasts are okay if you're not very hungry.
martyrdom
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Marty Feldman once had a stadium named after him: The Marty-dome.
harangue
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
I like lemon harangue pie.
embolism
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Em bol ism-ighty big! Too bad he only has one though...the rest of the guys have 2...
gradient
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Gradi did Fred wrong so Gradi en't Fred's best friend anymore.
marsupial
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
E.T. had a decent recipe for Mars-soup-ial.
interrogation
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In terro gation (v.): The act of locking tarot cards behind a gate. :P (a stretch, but this was on page 3...)
bearnaise
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Bearnaise is what you get when you mix up mayonaisse with grizzly bear meat...
xenophobe
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"I xe no phobe becaud my eyed hurt and I hab a code in my node."
glycerin
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I have no clue what glys are, but whoever ordered them, the glycerin
suppository (let's be ALL THE WAY bad)
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The old man used ebonics with his grandchildren by saying "I suppos-i-tory would help you rest, so I be happy to read one and stay wif you teel you be sleepin' "
dosimeter
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Dosi met er on the side of the road, she charged him $50.00 for the night.
solicitation
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
So licit,ta? Tion? We's gonna gets the Air Force Ones as soon as they hits the shelves, yo!
syndicate
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Clarinda preferred the name "Syndi" for a girl, but her husband Josephus liked "Cate" so they settled for Syndicate....
malefaction
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
The Senator from Vermont passed a bill to protect the obscure "malif"...hence, a malefaction.
obsequious
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The plans for a private party were ruined by thew evil Ob Sequious.
precocious
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Alwayz be pre' cocious 'round fallen 'lectricity wahres...ye could git zapped now.
astute
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You eat too many beans, you get an as tute.
deranged
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Home, home on deranged, where the deer and the antelope play…
compromise
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The news that PC's would improve over time was just another com-promise.
glockenspiel
Quoting:
Home, home on deranged, where the deer and the antelope play…
compromise
End Quote
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
After listening to the telemarketer with his glockenspiel, I told him I wasn't interested in any glocken.
tintinnabulation
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
The matador got mauled by a tin bull, thus he got tintinnabulation.
seraphim
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
For some reason, she called her pictures 'sers,' and she particularly liked naked ones of guys. She's always saying 'I'd like to get a naked ser-a-phim.
A stretch, but it works
engineer
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
After listening to thousands of trains pass in his lifetime, Bob developed an engine e(a)r.
synergy
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Hey..if I were to clone myself 10 times and clone my wife ten times, and we all got together and had a really wild party where anything goes...would it be a syn-ergy?
::) *GROAN*
frigate
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
On the next episode of South Park, the town assembles a coalition to free Phineas Gate, convicted of not yelling "It's coming right for us!" before shooting a jackelope...
"FRIGATE! FRIGATE! FRIGATE! FRIGATE!!"
metaphor
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Although I prefer my women to be "10's," I never metaphor I didn't like.
gregarious
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Greg, arious you're NOT to touch on a woman include up her nose. Save that for the wedding night.
spelunk
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
L-U-N-K - That's how you spelunk.
myriad
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Miri is so stupid...watching myriad is like watching a monkey pick his butt.
Cacophony
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
We call caco phony cocoa even though it may look like cocoa and taste like cocoa, but it's not cocoa!
emasculate
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
My friend from Greece, Emascul, ate a lot of falafel this weekend.
Hegemony
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
When the bush divorced the shrub, he had to pay hegemony.
plutarchy
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
If Pluto were king, there would be a plutarchy...consequently, if Nose were king, there would probably be a Nosearchy (but there is a Burger King, yet there's also a golden archy)...
meandering
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
My lover attacked meandering the TV show too :)
tuberculosis
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Says the Doctor To BoB --"Bad news or the really bad news.... Bad News - You've been infected with tuberculosis and only hav 24 hours to live ... Really bad news - I forgot to tell u yesterday"
Corpuscie
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Sven always wanted his corpuscie to be buried with a brewski.
gimcrack
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
The high school kid developed a new gimcrack when he failed to dismount the pommel horse properly :-[
Ironside
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Mrs M.'s "I spend" side sometimes desires to be greater than my Ironside.
boulevard
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Levard dropped a sure touchdown pass, causing the crowd to Bou-Levard.
verisimitude
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Since the surf twins looked and acted alike, they had verisimitudes.
prerogative
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Before the invention of Rogaine, a lot of middle-aged men looked pre-Rogative.
mondegreen
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Whlie browsing at the paint store, Wilmot decided she liked Mondegreen better than Tuesdered...
pomegranate
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
When my Pomeranian died, I bought my pomegranate tombstone…
fiddlesticks
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
After breaking Dooley's xylophone with his donger, Race decided to switch to fiddlesticks... ::)
mixamitosis
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
The mixamitosis half ingrown; half not.
callistetically
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
My stetic is broken so I must callistetically...
Myriad
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Myriad a little lamb, little lamb... ::)
Vociferous
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Myriad no hair- he was not a furry Murry.
spectacle
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Quoting:
Myriad no hair- he was not a furry Murry.
spectacle
End Quote
When talking about a mouse's gonads, would you say he had little spectacles? ;) Use your imagination on this one.
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
now, one of y'all do vociferous :)
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Quoting:
When talking about a mouse's gonads, would you say he had little spectacles? ;) Use your imagination on this one.
End Quote
I'm gonna have to worry about you, sweets, if you are looking at Mickey that closely! ::)
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
I know my geology very well: the three types of rock are vociferous, sedentary and amorpheous... ::)
quandry
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
When you want a French taxi-driver to start moving, you say "Quandry!" :D
Ah, a sick mind I have ;)
haphazard
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
There was a terrible accident involving the truck taking all the haps to the happery.
The emergency services placed a lot of bright orange Zella cones around the HapHazard.....
Shuttlecock
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
I am going to stay SOOOOO far away from this one....
I am not even going to give Hairspray the opp to delete me for the very first time...a fact that you all should be profoundly grateful for! :o
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Quoting:
I am going to stay SOOOOO far away from this one....
I am not even going to give Hairspray the opp to delete me for the very first time...a fact that you all should be profoundly grateful for! :o
End Quote
I was thinking the same thing... ::)
So, getting my mind out of the gutter (which is where I am sure the word-chooser wanted us ;D )...
The shuttlehen and the shuttlecock got together and produced a brood of shuttleeggs...
bromilid
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Quoting:
I am going to stay SOOOOO far away from this one....
I am not even going to give Hairspray the opp to delete me for the very first time...a fact that you all should be profoundly grateful for! :o
End Quote
Hairspray's gonna kick my @$$ for other stuff anyway, so here we go ;)
If a giant mutant chicken ran a bus service on his back, would you call this a shuttlecock? :)
asteroid ;D
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
I'm not gonna touch that with a ten-foot pole!
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
The bromolid wasn't on tight enough and the selzer fell out.
lacivious
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Quoting:
Hairspray's gonna kick my @$$ for other stuff anyway, so here we go ;)
If a giant mutant chicken ran a bus service on his back, would you call this a shuttlecock? :)
asteroid ;D
End Quote
My Hero!!!!! ;D ;D
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Zel lavicious ly avoided the "shuttlecock" until the last second ;)
asteroid, darn it! :D
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Once again, I'm not gonna touch that with a ten-foot pole!
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Then I will.
The astronaut used Preparation H for his asteroid.
polygram
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
A hemerroid can interchangeably be called an asteroid...
clavicle
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
You could say that my weight is in the polygrams ;)
retribution
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
When I left Clava, I contracted a clavicle and the sniffles...I demand compensation! Nay...retribution! :)
retribution, anyone?
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Let's pay a tribute to those killed on 9-11 again, and call it a re-tribution.
tribulation
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
When Bula and her partner got together with two others, she experienced a Tribulation for the first time ::)
Martini
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Hay martini lil kar just went dahn dat ill, grand-mar go git mah gun !
Philanthropist
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Now, don't get Phil an' Thro pist off at us, Jed...don't steal that pie!
palisade
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
And the might prince regained his palis-aded by the little pixies.
Metabolic
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
I've never metabolic I didn't like. ::)
cryogenic
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I gidn't mean choo cry-ogen ic's liss new brayce, ic's killin my cheeth.
Apologetic
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
NASA wanted to call the new apce program Apologetic....but decided against it.
Sumatra
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
I like to listen to that crooner Frank Sumatra while sipping on a martini...
poignant
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Stop poignant me! :D
whisker
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I had to whisker away from the evil Bluto...
http://pages.zdnet.com/mondayjoy/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/popeye.gif
Ugugugugugugugug....
liaison
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
I had to resist liaison Olive, lest Popeye beat me up :)
gonorrhea
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(phone conversation)
"...Hello?...No, Reba's not here....No, I said Reba's gon-o,(r)RHEA. Hold on one moment...." "Is there a RHEA here?"
judicial
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While at the zoo, Adam Sandler decided to slag off some seals in front of an illiterate reporter so in the papers the next day "judicial" was the head line ;D
R-D-R-R
Quotient
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
My Intelligence Quotient is not as high as Jayne Mansfield.
derrick
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
I noticed that derrick shaw buggy doesn't go as fast as decar :)
belligerent
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The bell did not ring for the 15th and final round, making the losing boxer bell-igerent.
extigencies
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
I was at a club in Ibiza and I was given some extigencies tablets.... I didn't take them as I didn't want to die from a drug overdose
Monologue
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The monologue was lengthy, he droaned on and on about his missing piece of wood, once there was two, now, just a mono log. ;D
incontinent
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Whilst on a flight to America.... I found out above the ocean i was incontinent other than any in Europe.
subaltern
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I don't wish to speak to you as if you were my subaltern, but I hope you finally did find a bathroom. ::)
lachrymal
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Whilst i was in France... I notice they had shopping malls too. The one in Paris was called La-chry-Mal.
Aneurysm
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
When Ann Landers married Joe Eurysm, she became aneurysm.
mollycoddle
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During Molly Ringwalds early motherhood, she would often produce milk that curdled, forming a mollycoddle spread that was good with crackers. ::)
Abstinance
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During new years day i was so drunk from the night before i kept reading my bottle of absinthe's label to be abstinance.
Disaccharides
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
When she doesn't drive to work, Di Saccha rides the bus.
glucose
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Pass the glu cose i want to stick my face to a wall
Resistance
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Joe needed Bob's help again to fix the cotton gin, so he asked for Bob's re-sistance.
platinum
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Wow... those twins are Hot ! I just wanna get Patti And Plati Numbers down on some paper.
Premiere
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I once read that Steve Prefontaine was so great the it was always in a headline "Pre merely ran away from the rest of the pack, for yet another victory"
Xerxes
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"God Xerxes!" He shouted when suprised by the arrival of the twins.
Glisten
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"Glisten toog thisk," gargled Aquaman as he began to sing Kylie's song underwater: "Lahglahglahg, Lahglah glah glah glahg..."
metronome
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When Bashful moved to Manhattan, he became a metronome :)
glockenspiel
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I can't wait for the next album from that Dirty South hardcore clumsy rapper, Glockenspiel.
refrain
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If a game official cries, would you call it a refrain? ::)
blasphemy
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Bill Blass's new fall line for women was called Blas(s)phemy. :-/
guacamole
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There's only one way to stun that underground creature..... Bop and guac a mole on the head !
intolerance
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Hey, do you have these heels in toler'ance? :-/
macabre
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Jim Cabre sent Macabre to an old folk's home so he wouldn't have to deal with her anymore.
embolism
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Bouncer: If you're not a black member you're not coming in
Guy: No fair, thats membolism.
Bouncer: Don't you mean racism ?
Guy: No, Membolism !
Excellence
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Instead of packing it in dozens, Dr. Eyeball packed his lenses in boxes of trillions...he called this scheme "excellence"
sashimi
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Sashi.... Mi Luv Yoo Long Time !
beginning
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I missed that beginning where Bill Buckner let the ball roll between his legs
stalemate
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
When FussBudgetVanPelt tried to make a Vegemite sandwich with old bread, I told him, "That bread is stale, mate."
restitution
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
The sleep disorders clinic is a restitution.
stipulations
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A church in China might have a spire called a stipulation ::)
germanium
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
The Teutonic geranium plant was called the Germanium.
undertow
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
"What do they call this steak?"
"German. Ium!"
HOBBLE
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Hobbits have a second toe called the undertow...which their friends the Hobbles don't have.
rhinoceros
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
We thought we had managed to escape the gaze of the rhino, but no -- the rhinoceros!
livid
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
If I cood owndly sdop livid wid dis code ad sduffy node...
mystify
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Hewwo Mystify here. Yoo wannt myssisfy or massafy ? Hewwo...........? HEWWO !
finite
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It'll be a finite when the Raiders beat the 49ers in the Super Bowl ;)
purgatory
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
There is 12 patory pur gatory. So you want 12 patory or 3 gatory's ?
haemoglobin
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Hemoglobin: (slang) A man that's traveled to more places around the world than you.
filibuster
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
filibuster: A rebel or "hardcore" prankster on the streets of fili-delfia
illiteracy
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
If only we would clean up our trash after eating, we would be anation of il-litteracy.
co-dependent
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Thinking he was being clever, the agent tried to unlock the secret vault with..code pendent.
militant
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
The military opened up their mili-tant for some beer and chips.
petulence
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
I's returning the pet u lence to me; he's is a good dawg.
harpischord
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
The angel had trouble tuning her harp-see-cord.
hinderance
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Those new high-endurance deodorants are now simply being called 'hinderance' deodorants.
accordian
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Accordian to my sources, Michael Jackson is a doo-doo-head ::)
harmonica
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Har.... Monica, Why did you have to leave and break my heart
Defiance
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Maw! Defiance are eatin' muh legs up!
paucity
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Maw standee, paucity...
melodrama
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
I decided against harsh drama and I am leaning toward Melodrama.
halitosis
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Anyone know the lyrics to that song "Supercalafragalisticexpi halitosis?"
chandelier
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Anybody seens my chandle.... y'know thoche thingch you wear on your feetch.
"Yech, there's a chandel-ier"
confrontational
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
I like to debate the pro-n-con front asianal influence this board has been subject to lately.
Stevadore
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Why does Mr. Allen, Stevedore Jayne Meadows? I don't know.
testimonial
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
The male strip show just got worse..... the finishing show just keeps get all sorts of testi monials. It seems those women are not keen on full nudity ;D
Opprobrious.
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Heard about the new opera about Brillo pads? It's called "Opprobrious".
paleozoic
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
When my friend Zoe gets sick, she goes paleozoic.
jumbotron
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Have you heard about the new large scale retro- themed video game? It's called JumboTron.
Pancreas
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
The Frugal Gourmet had a new name for his folded-over Pancake dish: Pancreas(e).
prosthesis
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
"I wathn't twying tho prosthesis myswef" denied the street walker with a speech impediment.
Scoliosis
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Pat Scoliosis that peanuts are good for you, despite being neither a pea nor a nut ::)
sacrifice
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Supplies !!!!! I bling you sacrifice and noodoughs. Said the chinese delivery man.
Stratocumulus
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
"Strat! O Cumulus goth me good righth in sthe kissher!
lullaby
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Prostitutes sometimes try to lullaby stander into their "services" ::)
prognosis
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
My sister asked, "Is Britney Spears prog?" "No, sis, she isn't," I replied.
recombobulate
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
They tied Bob's tallywhacker to the truck so he could not recombobulate
discerning
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
I don't know why some people discerning your keep.
chromosome
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
The chromosone was located between the brassosone and the coppersone...
digimon
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Hey mon, didya try the papaya and banana concoction at the party last night, digi mon?
ascertain
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Ascertain visitor just left today and I am sad. :'(
alabaster
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
French South Park:
Stan: "Oh mon Dieu, ils ont tué Kenny! "
Kyle: "Vous a la baster(ds)!"
reciprocal
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
For tonights Spanish recipro cal-l zee cookery hotline now !
Exsanguinated
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
If you're looking for the last piece of pie, more than likely Alex Sanguin ated.
phonetic
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Telemarketers have no phoneticket.
stupidity
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
I hate when drunk people ask me to play that stupidit(t)y "Come On Eileen."
persevere
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
The thief stole the persevered away in his car...
Thread
Subject: Re: New Game Redux IV
Groan men don't cry.
(the end--I'm not putting a word here)