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Subject: would you, could you....?
A naughty new game, a la Green Eggs and Ham... ;)
Must stick with "would you, could you" format:
I will begin:
Would you, could you in a boat?
Would you, could you in the moat?
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Would you, could you in a bus?
Would you, could you with the Fuss?
(Is that what you meant ;D ?)
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Very very good!
Would you, could you for a nickle?
Would you, could you, and not tickle? :-X
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Would you, could you and stay hushed?
Would you, could you, and not be rushed?
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Would you, could you in the rain?
Would you, could you in Brisbane?
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Would you, could you very loud?
Would you, could you make me proud?
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That's a loaded question, Hairspray - I'm still trying to work out who you are ;D :P :o
Would you, could you try it?
Would you, could you be very quiet?
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Would you, could you in a pod?
Would you, could you with a Mod?
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That's a loaded question, Hairspray - I'm still trying to work out who you are ;D :P :o
Would you, could you try it?
Would you, could you be very quiet?
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LOL!!! :D ;D ;)
Would you, could you turn on the light?
Would you, could you squeeze me tight?
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Would you, could you, in some horse stables?
Would you, could you, between two turntables? ;D
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Time to hit the 'strine button'....STRUTH ! CRIKEY !
okay....
Would you, could you share it?
Would you, could you grin and bear it? ;D
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Would you, could you with a doll?
Would you, could you in Nepal?
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Quoting:
Would you, could you, in some horse stables?
Would you, could you, between two turntables? ;D
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You're cracking me up! :D :D :D
Would you, could you in car?
Would you, could you ride me far, far, far? ;D (Just aiming for the rhyme ;))
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Would you, could you on a table?
Would you, could you keep me stable?
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Would you, could you slow and nice?
Would you, could you, once, twice, thrice?
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Would you, could you in a plane?
Would you, could you use a whip & chain?
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Would you, could you upside down?
Would you, could you with a clown?
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Would you, could you with a 'cone'?
Would you, could you on your own? ;)
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Would you, could you in the gloom?
Would you, could you with ice and plume?
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Quoting:
Would you, could you with a 'cone'?
Would you, could you on your own? ;)
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LOL!
Would you, could you with a smile?
Would you, could you for a long while?
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Would you, could you on the Atlantic?
Would you, could you be romantic?
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Would you, could you with a croc?
Would you, could you die of shock?
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Would you, could you in the dark?
Would you, could you in a car park? ;)
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Would you, could you not question?
Would you, could you in every position?
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Would you, could you, in Alaska?
Would you, could you, in Nebraska?
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Would you, could you while drinking soda?
Would you, could you in a Toyota?
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Would you, could you in a tub?
Would you, could you rub, rub, rub?
I think I like this game! I'm a regular Dr. Seuss. :o :P ;D :D ;)
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Would you, could you not question?
Would you, could you in every position?
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Let me just say that Hairspray's Title is right on target! :)
Would you, could you in the ocean?
Would you, could you in slow motion?
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Quoting:
Let me just say that Hairspray's Title is right on target! :)
Would you, could you in the ocean?
Would you, could you in slow motion?
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;D :)
Would you, could you on the spot?
Would you, could you make it hot?
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Would You, Could You in a public place?
Would You, Could You Sitting...Getting On My :o Case?!
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Would you, could you by the lake?
Would you, could you with the snake? :o
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Would you, could you do it while we dance?
Would you, could you in any circumstance?
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Would You, Could You mean My Snake?
Would You, Could You Like to Take ;)?
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Would you, could you in the sticks?
Would you, could you while I mix? ;D
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Quoting:
Would You, Could You mean My Snake?
Would You, Could You Like to Take ;)?
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Ok, you. Don't make me get the hose. :o ;D ;)
Would you, could you come?
Would you, could you, with me become one?
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Would you, could you in a tree?
Would you, could you with two or three? :o
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Would you, could you with a bevy?
Would you, could you in a Chevy?
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Would you, could you on the floor?
Would you, could you with three or four? :o
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Would you, could you with a tool?
Would you, could you on a mule?
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Would you, could you while doing tricks?
Would you, could you, with five or six?
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Would You ,Could You Love this board,
Would You, Could You Own a Ford :P
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Would you, could you on the "potty"?
Would you, could you be very naughty?
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Quoting:
Would You ,Could You Love this board,
Would You, Could You Own a Ford :P
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Would you, could you on the telephone line?
Would you, could you six in nine? :o :-X
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Would you, could you in a straight line?
Would you, could you with ThunderVamp9? ;D
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Would you, could you on a dare?
Would you could you with feet in air? :o
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would you, could you...over there,
would you, could you let me hold your hair ;)
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Would you, could you, oh my God, on page four already?
Would you, could you, hold my teddy?
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I can't resist...
Would you could you with a fox?
Would you could you in a box?
Would you eat green eggs and ham?
I will not eat them, Sam I Am ;)
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Would you, could you in the sand?
Would you, could you with just one hand?
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Would you, could you stroke my fur?
Would you, could you make me purr?
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Would you, could you on the first date?
Would you, could you with seven or eight?
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Would you, could you here.... and.... and.... there?
Would you, could you everywhere? :D :D :D
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Would you, could you without criticism?
Would you, could you in time with the rhythm?
('Spray gets partial credit for this one.) ;)
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Would you, could you come on Eileen?
Would you, could you swear what he means? ;)
For ^ :D
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Quoting:
Would you, could you without criticism?
Would you, could you in time with the rhythm?
('Spray gets partial credit for this one.) ;)
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Awww.. Thanks DJ! :)
Would you, could you with body oil?
Would you, could you handle the sexual termoil?
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Quoting:
Would you, could you come on Eileen?
Would you, could you swear what he means? ;)
For ^ :D
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My reply to the first line usually is, "But I don't even know her..." ;D
Would you, could you on a train?
Would you, could you again and again?
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Could you, would you with whipped cream?
Could you, would you let yourself scream?
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Would you, could you with whipped cream?
Would you, could you lick it off clean? :o
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Could you, would you talk so dirty?
Could you, would you when pushing thirty?
(I'm this much closer to 30) :o
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WOW!!! :o
MissInformation and I had the same initial thought.
This thread's about as naughty as it can get in these forums. ;D
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Would you could you push the limits?
Would you could you try to feed him it? (trying to rhyme dirtily) ;)
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Would you, could you in a store?
Would you, could you handle some more?
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Would you, could you in the bed?
Would you, could you stroke my head?
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Could you would you on a beach?
Could you would you two times each?
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Oh, this thread is a riot!!! ;D
Would you, could you, here and now?
Would you, could you, show me how?
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Would you, could you (with the girl) on (Weekly World News') page five?
Would you, could you, and it's no jive?
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Would you, could you for 2 hours?
Would you, could you roll around in flowers? ;D
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Would you, could you, in the water?
Would you, could you, with Mr. Kotter? ;D
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Could you would you with a blotter?
Could you would you with an otter? ;)
Would you could you drive a lorry?
Would you could you read my story? :D
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Would you, could you in the shade?
Would you, could you if I paid? :-/
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Would you, could you do it soon?
Would you, could you under the light of the moon?
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Would you, could you let me grab 'em?
Would you, could you let me fondle them? :o :-X ;D
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Quoting:
Would you, could you let me grab 'em?
Would you, could you let me fondle them? :o :-X ;D
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Holy crap! The moderator's gone nuts! ;D
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Would you, could you in the shower?
Would you, could you hour after hour?
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Would you, could you, on the stairs?
Would you, could you, with all the glares?
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Would you, could you, on page six?
Would you, could you, to get your kicks?
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Quoting:Holy crap! The moderator's gone nuts! ;DEnd Quote
It's Friday and I'm going wild!!! I'm out there, RC, I'm Out there. :D
http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/party/party001.gif
As risque as it looks, I'm following the Guidelines, I swear! ;)
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could you, would you view my pic?
could you, would you without getting sick :P
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Would you, could you with whipped cream?
Would you, could you lick it off clean? :o
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Kind of makes me wonder how many people are rushing out to buy whipped cream tonight...
Could you, would you as a mission?
Could you, would you try another position?
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Would you, could you slow down a little.
Would you, could you, my nails are all brittle.
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Would you could you in the rain?
Would you, could you, feeling pain? :o
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Would you, could you, on a dare?
Would you, could you, with a millionaire?
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Would you, could you, if I will?
Would you, could you, for a one-dollar bill?
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Would you, could you, right here be?
Would you, could you, play with me?
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Would you, could you do it twice
Would you, could you make it nice?
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Would you, could you make it good ?
Would you, could you as you should ?
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Would you, Could you be my first?
Would you, Could you 'till I burst?
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Would you, could you set me a task ?
Would you, could you if I should ask ?
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Would you, could you, get down and dirty?
Would you, could you, with Mr. Furley? :o ;D
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Would you, could you blow my mind ?
Would you, could you be in a bind ?
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Would you, could you, on page seven?
Would you, could you, oh, in Heaven?
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Would you, could you show me how?
Would you, could you tell me now?
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Would you, could you with an orange?
Would you, could you, with...ah......mmm................
.......Ah, forget it! ;)
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Would you could you like it rough?
Would you could you with handcuffs?
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Would you could you hear my pleas ?
Would you could you if I said please ?
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Would you could you really beg?
Would you could you and not be vague?
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Would you, could you, with ol' Zella?
Would you, could you, with her fella?
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Would you, could you, with ol' Yeller?
Would you, could you, Ding Dong Deller?
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Would you could you in the sky?
Would you could you eight miles high?
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Would you, could you no matter how old?
Would you, could you do as you're told?
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Would you could you in the attic?
Would you could you without static?
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Would you,could you with a goose or gander
Would you,could you with Adam Sandler??
If Adam agreed to do it with you,
would you run for the hills of Honolulu??
And what if a Goosie gave you the eye??
Would you lock yourself up and start to cry??
If it came onto you would you swing at it's beak??
and knock it off so it could"nt speak??
This thread is so corny,I must say
But that is why I have to play
So roll on Rhymers,keep it clean
or you'll get booted off the computer screen.
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Guamanian, that is so succinct.
For someone who disappears in a wink. ;)
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Would you,could you with a goose or gander
Would you,could you with Adam Sandler??
If Adam agreed to do it with you,
would you run for the hills of Honolulu??
And what if a Goosie gave you the eye??
Would you lock yourself up and start to cry??
If it came onto you would you swing at it's beak??
and knock it off so it could"nt speak??
This thread is so corny,I must say
But that is why I have to play
So roll on Rhymers,keep it clean
or you'll get booted off the computer screen.
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Would you, could you, with some Pepsi?
Would you, could you, with epilepsy?
(no offense to anyone who is or knows an epileptic) :-/
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Would you, could you, with some Coke?
Would you, could you, this ain't no joke?
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Would you could you in a pinch?
Would you could you with a winch? :o
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Would you, could you, with some Fanta?
Would you, could you, and make me pant-a?
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Would you, could you with 7-Up?
Would you, could you, in a paper cup?
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Would you, could you, with Dr. Pepper?
Would you, could you, with a leper?
(No offense to those who suffer from Hansen's disease, aka leprosy.)
Would you, could you, on page eight?
Would you, could you, it's really great!
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Would you could you on the ocean?
Would you could you keep in motion?
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Would you, could you, when in pain ?
Would you, could you, try in vain ?
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Would you, could you, in the Navy?
Would you, could you, with some gravy?
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Would you could you with ax in head?
Would you could you without dread?
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Would you, could you, in the Army?
Would you, could you, and don't be smarmy?
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Would you could you with no regret ?
Would you could you with 69 (Fett) ?
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Would you could you then in Zanesville?
Would you could you south of Painsville? ::)
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Would you, could you in Bloomington?
Would you, could you win just one?
Would you, could you in West Lafayette?
Would you, could you in a Bowl game yet?
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Would you, could you sing out loud ?
Would you, could you in a crowd ?
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Would you, could you, sing from the heart?
Would you, could you, before I depart.
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Would you could you with a tape measure?
Would you could you measure pleasure?
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Would you, could you, play a bongo ?
Would you, could you, say "Oh-oh Chongo" ?
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Would you, could you, stay a while?
Would you, could you, make us smile?
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Would you, could you, yell and moan?
Would you, could you, loudly groan?
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Would you could you on the rocks?
Would you could you in the inbox? :o
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Would you, could you, with a smile?
Would you, could you, in a while?
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Quoting:
Would you, could you, with a smile?
Would you, could you, in a while?
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great minds think alike, CF :) read my post above
or rather:
Would you, could you, show some love?
Would you, could you, look above? :D
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Would you, could you, love til the end?
Would you, could you, so I do not bend?
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Would you, could you, on page nine?
Would you, could you, that'd be fine!
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Would you, could you, on page 10?
Would you, could you, do it again?
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Would you could you in a blizzard?
Would you could you with a wizzard?
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Would you could you, on the Hog Would you could you, without the Dog ;D :o
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Would you could you on a mountain?
Would you could you in Griffith Park Fountain?
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Would you could you love and leave
Would you could you not bereave
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Would you could you on a Harley?
Would you could you eating barley?
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Would you, could you live in Reseda?
Would you, could you, when I need-a?
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Would you could you Indy Mister?
Would you could you playing Twister?
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Would you could you would you Baby?
Would you could you not say Maybe?
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Would you could cross the ocean?
Would you could you bring some lotion?
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Would you, could you cross the river?
Would you, could you eat some liver?
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Would you could you eat some chicken?
Would you could you be finger lickin'?
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Would you could you in an email?
Would you could you in great detail?
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Would you could cross you on TV?
Would you could you for all to see?
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Would you, could you, in five hours?
Would you, could you fight the showers?
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Would you, could you hear the stereo?
Would you, could you, from the barrio?
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Would you could you think of me
Would you could you "BE A HE" >:(
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Would you could you be 'Mr Snow'
Would you could you say "Ho ho ho"
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Would you could you with a jart?
Would you could you love that dart?
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Would you could you make a deal?
Would you could you be for real?
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Would you, could you wait three days?
Would you, could you different ways?
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Would you could you in the hay?
Would you could you in L.A.?
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Would you could you wear a thong ?
Would you could you all day long ?
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Would you could you not be defiant?
Would you could you be compliant? ;)
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Would you could you ask me why?
Would you could you go all shy?
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Would you could you say "Oh Please"?
Would you could you, if I tease?
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Would you could you say pronounce 'Indooroopilly' ?
Would you could you tell me I'm silly ?
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Would you could you with Mosquitos?
Would you could you with a bag of Fritos?
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Would you could you with a mod?
Would you could you scream "oh my god"?
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Would you could you in a sauna?
Would you could you with flora and fauna?
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Would you could you order ?
Would you could you say 'good grief'?
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Would you, could you make it rhyme?
Would you, could you every time?
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Would you could you embarrass me?
Would you could you did Dooley ;D
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Would you, could you, on page 11?
Would you, could you, while watching "7th Heaven"?
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Would you, could you at the Deli?
Would you, could you rolled in jelly?
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This is dedicated to Darla/Mystery Woman, who is more in love with me than I am in love with her!
Would you, could you, in Vancouver
Would you, could you, make your maneuver
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Would you, could you and also hop ?
Would you, could you be too pooped to pop ?
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Would you could you be my suitor?
Would you could you at the computer? :o
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Would you could you be my buddy?
Would you could you like to get all muddy ? :D
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Would you could you in a swivel chair?
Would you could you on a dare?
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Would you, could you, on page 12?
Would you, could you, on the shelve? (I know the word is "shelf" but that doesn't rhyme with "twelve")
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Would you could you in a mob?
Would you could you with a knob? ::)
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would you, could you be like me
would you, could you try and see
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Would you, could you, be like SuperFreak?
Would you, could you, try it for a week?
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Would you, could you in a bath of milk?
Would you, could you on sheets of silk?
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Would you, could you, shake that booty?
Would you, could you, in Djibouti? :D
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Would you, could you, shake that butt?
Would you, could you, show us your smut?
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Would you, could you, in my shoes?
Would you, could you, with some Jews?
Hava nagila, baby...
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Quoting:
Would you, could you in a bath of milk?
Would you, could you on sheets of silk?
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I wanted to say that :-*
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Would you, could you, on a barge?
Would you, could you, with Homer and Marge?
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Would you, could you, drink some wine?
Would you, could you, feel so fine?
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Would you, could you, if you're beat?
Would you, could you, nice and sweet?
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would you, could you, without drool?
would you, could you, in my pool? :-*
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Would you could you in a wagon?
Would you could you with a dragon? ;)
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Would you, could you with a hobo
Would you, c... uh-oh, I think I know what's coming.
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Would you could you with a wicket?
Would you could you with a cricket?
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Would you could you with a feather?
Would you could you dressed in leather?
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Would you, could you in a hall?
Would you, could you against a wall?
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Would you, could you in a trice?
Would you, could you be very nice?
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Would you, could you in a sub?
Would you, could you in my tub?
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Would you, could you on Rattan?
Would you, could you with Jonman?
;)
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Would you, could you, on page 13?
(I can't even think of a word that rhymes!)
Would you, could you, with a bat?
Would you, could you, with a cat?
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Would you, could you play with fire?
Would you, could you take me higher?
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would you, could you be my friend?
would you, could you until the end.......
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Would you, could you atop a big rock?
Would you, could you while wearing a smock? ;D
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Would you, could you, in a throng?
Would you, could you...now that's just wrong!
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Would you, could you, under a tree?
Would you, could you, on bended knee?
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Would you could you in a field?
Would you could you swiftly yield?
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Would you, could you, on page 14?
(I can't think of a thing that rhymes!)
Would you, could you, with a dog?
Would you, could you, with a hog?
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I would not could not with a hog.
I would not could not with a dog.
Not in a boat not in a moat.
Not with a snake, not in a lake.
Not in a bus, not with (oh! nix that one!) ;)
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Would you, could you, with a frog?
Would you, could you, on a log?
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Would you could you at the zoo?
Would you could you with a 'roo?
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Would you, could you in a pine box?
Would you, could you, with Redd Foxx?
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Would you could you in Walla Walla?
Would you could you with a koala?
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Would you, could you, with Rip Van Winkle?
Would you, could you, with a twinkle?
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Would you could you be so kinky?
Would you could you with a Slinky?
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Would you, could you, with John Madden?
Would you, could you, without Aladdin?
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Would you could in Indianapolis?
Would you could you in Minneapolis?
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Would you, could you, in Annapolis?
Would you, could you, with Jesse Kasopoulos? :-*
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Would you, could you, with Debbie Antonopolous?
Would you, could you, with George Stephanopolous?
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Would you could you with left or right?
Would you could you with vegemite?
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Would you, could you in Izod shirts?
Would you, could you in microskirts?
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Would you could you with peanut butter and jelly?
Would you could you on my belly? :P
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Would you, could you in a dirty sock?
Would you, could you on top of a rock?
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Would you could you with a paddle?
Would you could you in Seattle?
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Would you, could you in Tacoma?
Would you, could you in that foul aroma?
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Would you could you with Personal Lube?
Would you could you buy a second tube? :o
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Would you could you be here now?
Would you could you if I told you how?
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Would you, could you, under my thumb?
Would you, could you, make me *GASP* ::)
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Would you could you say "not yet"?
Would you could you and not fret?
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Would you, could you practice abstinance?
Would you, could you if I was absent?
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Would you could you with Lo-cal?
Would you could you in NoCal?
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Would you, could you, while observing Venus?
Would you, could you, examine my WENUS?
(A "Friends" gag) ;D
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Would you could you with a puppet?
Would you could you with a Muppet?
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Would you could you hold me tight?
Would you could you hold me all night?
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Quoting:
Would you could you hold me tight?
Would you could you hold me all night?
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Baby, I'll do whatever you want me to ;) hehehe
Would you could you with a hermit?
Would you could you, with Piggy or Kermit?
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Would you, could you seeing me bare?
Would you, could you in silken underware?
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Would you, could you, on page 15 16?
Would you, could you, with Charlie Sheen?
(You wouldn't let me do one on page 15! And now it's on page 16!)
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Would you, could you, with Martin Sheen?
Would you, could you on the silver screen?
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Would you, could you, while eating Pez?
Would you, could you, with Emilio Estevez?
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Would you, could you, with Paula Abdul?
Would you, could you, with Simon the Fool?
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Would you, could you in reverse
Would you, could you while I rehearse?
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Would you, could you rub-a-dub-dub?
Would you, could you with three in a tub?
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Would you, could you with the rubber duck
Would you, could you for a buck
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Would you, could you swim in the nuddy
Would you, could you with a buddy
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Would you, could you wearing Vans that are checkered?
Would you, could you while I put the needle on the record? ;D
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Would you, could you, with a smile?
Would you, could you, Dog--*GASP*
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Would you, could you in a pumpkin patch?
Would you, could you while I cut and scratch?
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Would you, could you, with a duck?
Would you, could you...well, out of luck ::)
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Would you, could you on a yacht?
Would you, could you on the spot?
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Would you could you help me please?
Would you could you watch me sneeze? :-[ :-*
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Would you, could you, in a chair
Would you, could you over there?
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Would you, could you with some pants?
Would you, could you with breast implants?
(I'm just feeling goofy today) :o
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Would you, could you without rage?
Would you, could you in a cage?
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Would you, could you say you would?
Would you, could you? It'd be good! :P ::) :o
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Would you, could you, in a place called Paris?
Would you, could you, with Chuck Barris? ;D
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Would you, could you with a skater?
Would you, could you bill me later?
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My apologies to anyone I might have missed (leaving out underage Bobo, lebeiw and Junior! ;) )
Would you could you in a cannon?
Would you could you with Race Bannon?
Would you could you on the lawn?
Would you could you with Crazy Don?
Would you could you in a tent?
Would you could you with Indy Gent?
Would you could you on the Tube?
Would you could you with Rice Cube?
Would you could you with Rock and Roll Fan?
Would you could you in his van?
Would you could you and not fudge it?
Would you could you with FussBudget?
Would you could you in the damp?
Would you could you with ThunderVamp?
Would you could you and not fight us?
Would you could you with D.J. Midas?
Would you could you and not be coy?
Would you could you with Tarzan Boy?
Would you could you in the fall?
Would you could you with Screwball?
Would you could you with a jester?
Would you could you with Wicked Lester?
Would you could you on your toes?
Would you could you with Syncronos?
Would you could you in a tree?
Would you could you with Chucky G?
Would you could you while you dine?
Would you could you with Fett69?
Would you could you and amaze ya?
Would you could you with Aphasia?
Would you could you and be macho?
Would you could you with mrgazpacho?
Would you could you with a zipper
Would you could you with Goreripper?
Would you could you in some wagons?
Would you could you with Philbo Baggins?
Would you could you just like Rambo?
Would you could you then with Gambo?
Would you could you super-powered?
Would you could you next with Howard?
Would you could you with a con man?
Would you could you with the Jonman?
Would you could you with a flower?
Would you could you with Max Power?
Would you could you in a bastian?
Would you could you with Sagnastian?
Would you could you in a bog?
Would you could you with Hotdog?
Would you could you on the rack
Would you could you with Union Jack?
Would you could you for a meal?
Would you could you with Tantrum O'Neal?
Would you could you in a declivia?
Would you could you with 80s Trivia?
Would you could you and not scratch it?
Would you could you with Gabble Ratchet?
Would you could you with a Maoist?
Would you could you with the Taoist?
Would you could you without a penny?
Would you could you with My name is Kenny?
Would you could you with a diva?
Would you could you with PF4Eva?
Would you could you and not miss?
Would you could you then with Chris?
Would you could you with an Albanian?
Would you could you with Guamanian?
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Would you, could you, in the dark?
Would you, could you, with a guy named Mark? ;D
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Quoting:
Would you, could you, in the dark?
Would you, could you, with a guy named Mark? ;D
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In the van or in P.A.M?
Would you could you Jess I Am? ;) ;D
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Quoting:
In the van or in P.A.M?
Would you could you Jess I Am? ;) ;D
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In a P.A.M. Or In The Van,
Would You, Could You...Jess You Can :-*
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Would you, could you, fearless lads?
Would you, could you, when they've gone to plaid? ;D
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Would you, could you while in danger?
Would you, could you with a stranger?
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This one's dedicated to Darla/Mystery Woman, who still hasn't returned, and the link to her web page is supposed to bring up pictures of a nude beauty pageant…
Would you, could you, on page 17?
Would you, could you, with a naked beauty queen?
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Would you, could you, with persuasion?
Would you, could you, by domination?
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In honor of Zella…
I've already done Zella. And Darla.
Would you, could you, on a wire?
Would you, could you, with southernspitfire?
Would you, could you, do it with an oldie?
Would you, could you, do it with goldie?
Would you, could you, make a mess?
Would you, could you, with cs?
Would you, could you, do it in the attic?
Would you, could you, with CeramicsFanatic?
Would you, could you, do it truly?
Would you, could you, with HolyDooley?
Would you, could you, do I pray?
Would you, could you, do Hairspray?
(That is, if Hairspray is female.)
Would you, could you, speaking Farsi?
Would you, could you, do it with Marci?
(Sorry if I offended you, Fragged, I'm paying tribute to the women here.)
Would you, could you, without temptation?
Would you, could you, MissInformation?
Would you, could you, give it a whirl?
Would you, could you, with IslandGirl (or BrianMannixGirl, for that matter?)
I left Jessica out since I cannot find a rhyme for her or her sister.
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Quoting:
In honor of Zella…
Would you, could you, do I pray?
Would you, could you, do Hairspray?
(That is, if Hairspray is female.)
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Aw come on, Don, live a little :) ;) ;D
Quoting:
I left Jessica out since I cannot find a rhyme for her or her sister.
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Lemme take a crack at it...although Alicia's a minor and I could get into a sh*tload of trouble...
Would you, could you, please confess
That you would and could go with Jess? :D
(Please don't kill me, RnRF!) :-[
Would you, could you, use a leash-a
Would you, could you, with Alicia? ::)
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We shouldn't wish for anyone to feel left out now....
Would you, could you, be really keen?
Would you, could you, with XenaKat13?
Would you, could you, just like this?
Would you, could you, with Gis Gis Gis?
Would you, could you, be bold or meek?
Would you, could you, with SuperFreak?
Would you, could you, do it wearing shoes?
Would you, could you, with Langdon Hughes?
Would you, could you, do you think you'd click?
Would you, could you, with BagPipeChick?
Would you, could you, be very good?
Would you, could you, with our Dagwood?
Would you, could you, whack your ***?
Would you, could you, with TripsMom?
Would you, could you, with our Zella?
Would you, could you, do it well-a?
Would you, could you, be erratic?
Would you, could you, with Ceramics Fanatic?
Would you, could you, cry out "Mother !"?
Would you, could you, with Cat Lover?
Would you, could you, live out a fantasy?
Would you, could you, with 1900-Banasy?
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Would you, could you, on page 18?
Would you, could you, without turning green?
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Would you, could you when it's smoky?
Would you, could you while doing the Hokey Pokey?
(I can't read/hear those two words without thinking of Jim Breuer's AC/DC impersonation..."Are ya ready?...") ;D
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Would you, could you eating soup?
Would you, could you in a group? :o
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Would you, could you from dusk 'til dawn?
Would you, could you on the front lawn?
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Would you could you in early morning?
Would you could you without warning? ;)
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Would you could you there at work?
Would you could you with a clerk?
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Would you could you in the evening?
Would you could you without leaving?
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Would you could you 'come in colours' though?
Would you could you 'like a rainbow'?
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Would you, could you while eating pizza?
Would you, could you accept Visa?
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Would you could you in .5?
Would you could you in overdrive?
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Would you, could you under there?
Would you, could you in Times Square?
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Would you, could you in my dream?
Would you, could you make me scream?
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Would you could you make it last?
Would you could you if two hours passed? :o
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Could you, would you obey a master?
Could you, would you faster... faster...
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Would you could you say 'pleased to meetcha'?
Would you could you with a teacher? ;)
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would you, could you choose Beatles over Stones
would you, could you, think Micks gang are Drones!
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would you, could you be a crazy fella
would you, could you and 'p-off' Zella ;D
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Would you, could you know I'm not,
would you, could you, put me on the spot :o ;)
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Would you could you with a rake?
Would you could you trounce that snake! :o ;D
Would you could you with a machete?
Would you could you turn it into spaghetti? :P
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Would you, could you, on page 19?
Would you, could you, and not be mean?
Would you, could you, on page 20?
That's when Hairspray locks it up, says it's plenty!
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Quoting:
Could you, would you obey a master?
Could you, would you faster... faster...
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But we need to savor our fun ;)
Would you, could you, like a pretzel?
Would you, could you, at Wienerschnitzel?
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Would you, could you, with rolled up sleeves?
Would you, could you, with Keanu Reeves? :-*
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Would you, could you, on your knees?
Would you, could you, turn Japanese?
(My apologies to the Vapors!)
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Quoting:
Would you, could you, on your knees?
Would you, could you, turn Japanese?
(My apologies to the Vapors!)
End Quote
I Really Think So :D
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Would you, could you, with Mark Spitz?
Would you, could you, with giant feet? ;D
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Would you, could you, break a leg?
Would you, could you, suck some eggs? ;D
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Would you, could you, beat the Hokies?
Would you, could you, in the pokey?
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Would you could you beat the 'Eers?
Would you could you tell their............funny boys?
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Would you, could you, go for two?
Would you, could you, without one shoe?
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Would you could you in the shoe
Would you could you beat Michigan too
go buckeyes ::) ;D
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To Hairspray…
Would you, could you lock this thread?
Would you, could you, kill it dead?
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