Okay, here is another new game.

I type a sentence. The original sentence remains the same, but each person adds a new object to the list...

The sentence is:

I went to the picnic with an orange cone.

The next person must then say: I went to the picnic with an orange cone and... (add something here)

And so on and so forth... :)

I went to the picnic with an orange cone and saw a blue ball.

(that what you mean, Zella?)

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball and a penguin.

Ooops! No, we don't add another verb, just objects... like above ^

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin and a pickle.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle and an axe in the head.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, and a jart.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart and a Klingon.

what the heck is a "jart"??

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, and a feather duster.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, and a male stripper. :o

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, and a transexual.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual, and a dominatrix.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, and the pug from Men In Black II.

Is it my imagination, or is this thread getting really kinky? :o ;D

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, and an albino named Ralph.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, and a Mars Bar.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar and a Dixie chick

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick and Cliff Richard.

(There, that added some spice !  :P ::))

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard and some ice (to go with the feather duster)

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice and The Queen's Stamp Collection.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection and a bottle of beer.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, and a subscription to George magazine.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, and a conch shell.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell and a Unicycle.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, and a Mel Gibson tattoo.

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I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo and two southern sisters.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters and a light bulb.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, and a Mystery Woman.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman and a mooseman.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman and a crate of Coke.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke and a bottle of Jack

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack and a lie-detector machine.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine and too much time on my hands.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands and nothing on.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on and a raw turkey.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey and a turkey baster.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster and a couple of good looking guys.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys and tons of money

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money and Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys. tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, and another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys. tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, and the Stanford Marching Band.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys. tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band and a Harley.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys. tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley and three blunt toothpicks.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys. tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks and a marital aid.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys. tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid and a battery re-charger.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys. tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, and a blow-up sex doll.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys. tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, and a plastic dinosaur.

With all due respect, people, this is getting just a taaaaaaaaad silly  :(

Not to say I won't play along :P

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys. tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, and that one really cute girl from She Spies.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys. tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, and Roy Scheider. *

* for some excitement  ::)

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys. tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies,  Roy Scheider, and Jaws.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws and a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden."

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden" and a cold Duff

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", and a candle.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle and 10 Rolling Stones' albums.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums and a splitting headache.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache and a cask of lambrusco.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, and Zella.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella and a Four Leaf Clover.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, and Crazy Don.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don and the Holy Grail.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don the Holy Grail and 25 Beatles CDs

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs and a CD player

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, and Zuzu's petals.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals and some seaweed soup.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, and Heather Graham's thong.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong and Mike Meyer's Bug

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, and six cases of Nyquil.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Meyer's Bug and six cases of Nyquil

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Meyer's Bug and six cases of Nyquil, and Bob Lamey (The voice of the Colts).

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Meyer's Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey and Mini-Me.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Meyer's Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, and a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, and a bevy of bathing beauties.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties and plumes and ice.

I can't believe it took 5 pages before that was brought to the picnic... ;) ;D

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, and a rubber chicken.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, and the head of Saddam Hussein.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, and a copy of the Kama Sutra.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra and a Potter's Wheel.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel and a partridge in a pear tree.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel and a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, and Yoko Ono.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono and a Two-Piece Feed from KFC.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, and everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas".

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", and the twins. ;D  
 

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, and a soccer ball.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball and a Best of John Prine cassette.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette and the Daughters of the American Revolution.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies,...

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies and a power plant to run all these electrical gizmo's!

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, and a harpsichord.

went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord and a hangnail.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, and lebeiw15.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, and a pink elephant.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, and Vanna White.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, and the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer".

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer" and Barnabus Collins.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, and the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini.  
 

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, and the chick in SuperFreak's sig line.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, and Osama bin Laden's voice.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, and Mira Sorvino, the future mother (I wish) of my children.  :D

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children - and Homer Simpson.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children - Homer Simpson and Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies and a rubber ring to sit on !

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies,  two orange trafic cones, and the Rockettes.  
 

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes and an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, and a snowman which humidity built.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, and a snowman which humidity built, and 2 liters of Pepsi.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, and a punk hairstyle.

went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle and some Spam.

went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam and Green Eggs and Ham.

went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam,Green Eggs and Ham, and Hairspray's Rules for Posting.  
 

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam,Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting and a hangover from drinking with Jonman.  

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman and 16 assorted smilies.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, and "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyam".

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", and a long silence between posts.

 

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts and Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By."

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", and the Raquel Welch air pillow.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow and some incense and patchouli.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, and some peppermints.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints and a flock of lemmings.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, and A Flock of Seagulls.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls and Bill O'Reilly.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, and Cosmo Kramer.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer and twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was....

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, and 600 Trojans.


 

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans and a copy of Metal Machine Music.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, and the Bass-o-Matic.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic and a "Get out of jail free" card.

went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card and Benny & The Jets.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets and a bowl of Lucky Charms.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets and a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, and a clandestine Rice Cube ;)

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, and a clandestine RiceCube with a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend and a dozen dancing eggs.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, and a Mr. E. Guest.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest and some Gas-X.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X and a donkey.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey and my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four and a seven mile snake.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake and He-Man.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake and He-Man, and decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, and five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy...  ::)

went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, and Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella. :P
 

went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella and two pair of boxing gloves.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, and two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, and an intercepted touchdown pass.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass and Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date.  

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date and some chopped liver.  

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, and Rachel Green's sisters.  


 

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters and a Cornish pasty.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, and Duro Super Glue.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue and a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, and Don Rickles.

 

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles and a two gallon jar of pickles.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, and a crate of Glucatrol.



 

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol and a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, and Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman'.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman' and a karaoke machine.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, and bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena and the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, and green eggs and ham.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, and one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, and some grickle grass.  

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, and some star-bellied sneetches.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, and the Whoville roast beast.  
 

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast and many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, and another Ben Davis High School championship trophy.



 

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy and fried Parramatta Eels.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy,fried Parramatta Eels, and a request to Thunder Vamp 9.


 

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy,fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9 and a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy,fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, and Chick McGee.  
 

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee and K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs.
 

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, and 3 Banasy sightings.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings and the key to Crazy Don's basement.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, and Selsun Blue.

 

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue and my own Private Idaho.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, and the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library.

 

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, and two cans of Aqua Net.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, and a can of Whup-A**.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whup-A** and a package of soap cookies.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whup-A**, a package of soap cookies and Elton John's glasses collection.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whup-A**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection and a pair of thigh-high leather boots and a bag of dollar bills.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whup-A**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, and a bag of donuts.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whup-A**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whup-A**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, and a silly Rabbi.  
 

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, and a red thing.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing and a green thing.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing and a green thing and a 'swell' feeling.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a swell feeling, and a glass endekahedron.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a swell feeling, a glass endekahedron and a roll of left-handed toilet paper.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs with a one eyed dog

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog and an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message."

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog and an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message." In addition to a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, and the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out and a slow server connection.  

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, and the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland.  

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland and the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines and a secret.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, and a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, and a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having. ::)

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, and a dizzy kitty.  

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, and the AFLAC duck.  

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear and the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas and Skeletor and Hordak.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor and Hordak and Asterix and Oubelix.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor and Hordak and Asterix and Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull and  my Swiss army knife.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor and Hordak and Asterix and Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull and my Swiss army knife and six cases of Scaryfast diet drink....  

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor and Hordak and Asterix and Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull and my Swiss army knife and six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer,  

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor, Hordak, Asterix, Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull, my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer, and My Little Yellow Bird.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor, Hordak, Asterix, Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull, my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer,My Little Yellow Bird, and a Surfer

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor, Hordak, Asterix, Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull, my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer,My Little Yellow Bird, and a Surfer carrying a Union Jack clad Spice girl

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor, Hordak, Asterix, Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull, my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer,My Little Yellow Bird, a Surfer carrying a Union Jack clad Spice girl and a Pedigreed Siberian Hamster.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor, Hordak, Asterix, Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull, my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer,My Little Yellow Bird, a Surfer carrying a Union Jack clad Spice girl, a Pedigreed Siberian Hamster, and the Cat in the Hat.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor, Hordak, Asterix, Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull, my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer,My Little Yellow Bird, a Surfer carrying a Union Jack clad Spice girl, a Pedigreed Siberian Hamster, the Cat in the Hat and a Windows for Workgroups 3.11 User Guide for Dummies.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor, Hordak, Asterix, Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull, my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer,My Little Yellow Bird, a Surfer carrying a Union Jack clad Spice girl, a Pedigreed Siberian Hamster, the Cat in the Hat and a Windows for Workgroups 3.11 User Guide for Dummies and Zella's approval.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor and Hordak, Asterix and Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull and my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer, My Little Yellow Bird, a Surfer carrying a Union Jack clad Spice girl, a Pedigreed Siberian Hamster, the Cat in the Hat, a Windows for Workgroups 3.11 User Guide for Dummies, Zella's approval and a Syncronos action figure.  

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor and Hordak, Asterix and Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull and my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer, My Little Yellow Bird, a Surfer carrying a Union Jack clad Spice girl, a Pedigreed Siberian Hamster, the Cat in the Hat, a Windows for Workgroups 3.11 User Guide for Dummies, Zella's approval, a Syncronos action figure and a crazy form of alternative therapy.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor and Hordak, Asterix and Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull and my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer, My Little Yellow Bird, a Surfer carrying a Union Jack clad Spice girl, a Pedigreed Siberian Hamster, the Cat in the Hat, a Windows for Workgroups 3.11 User Guide for Dummies, Zella's approval, a Syncronos action figure, a crazy form of alternative therapy and Kid Charlemagne.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor and Hordak, Asterix and Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull and my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer, My Little Yellow Bird, a Surfer carrying a Union Jack clad Spice girl, a Pedigreed Siberian Hamster, the Cat in the Hat, a Windows for Workgroups 3.11 User Guide for Dummies, Zella's approval, a Syncronos action figure, a crazy form of alternative therapy and Kid Charlemagne, a copy of Illusions signed by Richard Bach, one bottle of Champagne, two plastic cups

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor and Hordak, Asterix and Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull and my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer, My Little Yellow Bird, a Surfer carrying a Union Jack clad Spice girl, a Pedigreed Siberian Hamster, the Cat in the Hat, a Windows for Workgroups 3.11 User Guide for Dummies, Zella's approval, a Syncronos action figure, a crazy form of alternative therapy and Kid Charlemagne, a copy of Illusions signed by Richard Bach, one bottle of Champagne, two plastic cups and a basic knowledge of intro calculus.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor and Hordak, Asterix and Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull and my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer, My Little Yellow Bird, a Surfer carrying a Union Jack clad Spice girl, a Pedigreed Siberian Hamster, the Cat in the Hat, a Windows for Workgroups 3.11 User Guide for Dummies, Zella's approval, a Syncronos action figure, a crazy form of alternative therapy and Kid Charlemagne, a copy of Illusions signed by Richard Bach, one bottle of Champagne, two plastic cups, a basic knowledge of intro calculus and the 9th Rule of Ferengi Acquisition (Opportunity plus instinct equals profit).

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor and Hordak, Asterix and Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull and my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer, My Little Yellow Bird, a Surfer carrying a Union Jack clad Spice girl, a Pedigreed Siberian Hamster, the Cat in the Hat, a Windows for Workgroups 3.11 User Guide for Dummies, Zella's approval, a Syncronos action figure, a crazy form of alternative therapy and Kid Charlemagne, a copy of Illusions signed by Richard Bach, one bottle of Champagne, two plastic cups, a basic knowledge of intro calculus, the 9th rule of Ferengi Acquisition, and the entire back-catalog of Official Playstation Magazines.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor and Hordak, Asterix and Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull and my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer, My Little Yellow Bird, a Surfer carrying a Union Jack clad Spice girl, a Pedigreed Siberian Hamster, the Cat in the Hat, a Windows for Workgroups 3.11 User Guide for Dummies, Zella's approval, a Syncronos action figure, a crazy form of alternative therapy and Kid Charlemagne, a copy of Illusions signed by Richard Bach, one bottle of Champagne, two plastic cups, a basic knowledge of intro calculus, the 9th rule of Ferengi Acquisition (Opportunity plus instinct equals profit), the entire back-catalog of Official Playstation Magazines and a scratchy old 45 by the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor and Hordak, Asterix and Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull and my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer, My Little Yellow Bird, a Surfer carrying a Union Jack clad Spice girl, a Pedigreed Siberian Hamster, the Cat in the Hat, a Windows for Workgroups 3.11 User Guide for Dummies, Zella's approval, a Syncronos action figure, a crazy form of alternative therapy and Kid Charlemagne, a copy of Illusions signed by Richard Bach, one bottle of Champagne, two plastic cups, a basic knowledge of intro calculus, the 9th rule of Ferengi Acquisition (Opportunity plus instinct equals profit), the entire back-catalog of Official Playstation Magazines and a scratchy old 45 by the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band, and a list of important phonenumbers

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor and Hordak, Asterix and Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull and my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer, My Little Yellow Bird, a Surfer carrying a Union Jack clad Spice girl, a Pedigreed Siberian Hamster, the Cat in the Hat, a Windows for Workgroups 3.11 User Guide for Dummies, Zella's approval, a Syncronos action figure, a crazy form of alternative therapy and Kid Charlemagne, a copy of Illusions signed by Richard Bach, one bottle of Champagne, two plastic cups, a basic knowledge of intro calculus, the 9th rule of Ferengi Acquisition (Opportunity plus instinct equals profit), the entire back-catalog of Official Playstation Magazines and a scratchy old 45 by the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band, a list of important phonenumbers, and phone numbers of people named Kathie, Mark, Donald, Jonathan, Luke, Darla, Donna, etc.…

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor and Hordak, Asterix and Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull and my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer, My Little Yellow Bird, a Surfer carrying a Union Jack clad Spice girl, a Pedigreed Siberian Hamster, the Cat in the Hat, a Windows for Workgroups 3.11 User Guide for Dummies, Zella's approval, a Syncronos action figure, a crazy form of alternative therapy and Kid Charlemagne, a copy of Illusions signed by Richard Bach, one bottle of Champagne, two plastic cups, a basic knowledge of intro calculus, the 9th rule of Ferengi Acquisition (Opportunity plus instinct equals profit), the entire back-catalog of Official Playstation Magazines and a scratchy old 45 by the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band, a list of important phonenumbers, phone numbers of people named Kathie, Mark, Donald, Jonathan, Luke, Darla, Donna, etc and a Chartreuse Microbus.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor and Hordak, Asterix and Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull and my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer, My Little Yellow Bird, a Surfer carrying a Union Jack clad Spice girl, a Pedigreed Siberian Hamster, the Cat in the Hat, a Windows for Workgroups 3.11 User Guide for Dummies, Zella's approval, a Syncronos action figure, a crazy form of alternative therapy and Kid Charlemagne, a copy of Illusions signed by Richard Bach, one bottle of Champagne, two plastic cups, a basic knowledge of intro calculus, the 9th rule of Ferengi Acquisition (Opportunity plus instinct equals profit), the entire back-catalog of Official Playstation Magazines and a scratchy old 45 by the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band, a list of important phonenumbers, phone numbers of people named Kathie, Mark, Donald, Jonathan, Luke, Darla, Donna, etc., a Chartreuse Microbus and several original Thingmaker sets and a lifetime supply of Plastic Goop.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor and Hordak, Asterix and Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull and my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer, My Little Yellow Bird, a Surfer carrying a Union Jack clad Spice girl, a Pedigreed Siberian Hamster, the Cat in the Hat, a Windows for Workgroups 3.11 User Guide for Dummies, Zella's approval, a Syncronos action figure, a crazy form of alternative therapy and Kid Charlemagne, a copy of Illusions signed by Richard Bach, one bottle of Champagne, two plastic cups, a basic knowledge of intro calculus, the 9th rule of Ferengi Acquisition (Opportunity plus instinct equals profit), the entire back-catalog of Official Playstation Magazines and a scratchy old 45 by the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band, a list of important phonenumbers, phone numbers of people named Kathie, Mark, Donald, Jonathan, Luke, Darla, Donna, etc., a Chartreuse Microbus, several original Thingmaker sets and a lifetime supply of Plastic Goop and a tape measure.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor and Hordak, Asterix and Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull and my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer, My Little Yellow Bird, a Surfer carrying a Union Jack clad Spice girl, a Pedigreed Siberian Hamster, the Cat in the Hat, a Windows for Workgroups 3.11 User Guide for Dummies, Zella's approval, a Syncronos action figure, a crazy form of alternative therapy and Kid Charlemagne, a copy of Illusions signed by Richard Bach, one bottle of Champagne, two plastic cups, a basic knowledge of intro calculus, the 9th rule of Ferengi Acquisition (Opportunity plus instinct equals profit), the entire back-catalog of Official Playstation Magazines and a scratchy old 45 by the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band, a list of important phonenumbers, phone numbers of people named Kathie, Mark, Donald, Jonathan, Luke, Darla, Donna, etc., a Chartreuse Microbus, several original Thingmaker sets and a lifetime supply of Plastic Goop, a tape measure, and Ben Williams, loaned out to Coventry.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor and Hordak, Asterix and Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull and my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer, My Little Yellow Bird, a Surfer carrying a Union Jack clad Spice girl, a Pedigreed Siberian Hamster, the Cat in the Hat, a Windows for Workgroups 3.11 User Guide for Dummies, Zella's approval, a Syncronos action figure, a crazy form of alternative therapy and Kid Charlemagne, a copy of Illusions signed by Richard Bach, one bottle of Champagne, two plastic cups, a basic knowledge of intro calculus, the 9th rule of Ferengi Acquisition (Opportunity plus instinct equals profit), the entire back-catalog of Official Playstation Magazines and a scratchy old 45 by the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band, a list of important phonenumbers, phone numbers of people named Kathie, Mark, Donald, Jonathan, Luke, Darla, Donna, etc., a Chartreuse Microbus, several original Thingmaker sets and a lifetime supply of Plastic Goop, a tape measure, Ben Williams, loaned out to Coventry and a seven mile snake.  

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor and Hordak, Asterix and Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull and my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer, My Little Yellow Bird, a Surfer carrying a Union Jack clad Spice girl, a Pedigreed Siberian Hamster, the Cat in the Hat, a Windows for Workgroups 3.11 User Guide for Dummies, Zella's approval, a Syncronos action figure, a crazy form of alternative therapy and Kid Charlemagne, a copy of Illusions signed by Richard Bach, one bottle of Champagne, two plastic cups, a basic knowledge of intro calculus, the 9th rule of Ferengi Acquisition (Opportunity plus instinct equals profit), the entire back-catalog of Official Playstation Magazines and a scratchy old 45 by the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band, a list of important phonenumbers, phone numbers of people named Kathie, Mark, Donald, Jonathan, Luke, Darla, Donna, etc., a Chartreuse Microbus, several original Thingmaker sets and a lifetime supply of Plastic Goop, a tape measure, Ben Williams, loaned out to Coventry, a seven mile snake, and a citrus inspecific tree.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor and Hordak, Asterix and Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull and my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer, My Little Yellow Bird, a Surfer carrying a Union Jack clad Spice girl, a Pedigreed Siberian Hamster, the Cat in the Hat, a Windows for Workgroups 3.11 User Guide for Dummies, Zella's approval, a Syncronos action figure, a crazy form of alternative therapy and Kid Charlemagne, a copy of Illusions signed by Richard Bach, one bottle of Champagne, two plastic cups, a basic knowledge of intro calculus, the 9th rule of Ferengi Acquisition (Opportunity plus instinct equals profit), the entire back-catalog of Official Playstation Magazines and a scratchy old 45 by the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band, a list of important phonenumbers, phone numbers of people named Kathie, Mark, Donald, Jonathan, Luke, Darla, Donna, etc., a Chartreuse Microbus, several original Thingmaker sets and a lifetime supply of Plastic Goop, a tape measure, Ben Williams, loaned out to Coventry, a seven mile snake, a citrus inspecific tree, a blue apple laptop computer to play penguin board games and post away.

went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor and Hordak, Asterix and Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull and my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer, My Little Yellow Bird, a Surfer carrying a Union Jack clad Spice girl, a Pedigreed Siberian Hamster, the Cat in the Hat, a Windows for Workgroups 3.11 User Guide for Dummies, Zella's approval, a Syncronos action figure, a crazy form of alternative therapy and Kid Charlemagne, a copy of Illusions signed by Richard Bach, one bottle of Champagne, two plastic cups, a basic knowledge of intro calculus, the 9th rule of Ferengi Acquisition (Opportunity plus instinct equals profit), the entire back-catalog of Official Playstation Magazines and a scratchy old 45 by the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band, a list of important phonenumbers, phone numbers of people named Kathie, Mark, Donald, Jonathan, Luke, Darla, Donna, etc., a Chartreuse Microbus, several original Thingmaker sets and a lifetime supply of Plastic Goop, a tape measure, Ben Williams, loaned out to Coventry, a seven mile snake, a citrus inspecific tree, a blue apple laptop computer to play penguin board games and post away, and a penguin's post to keep threads from vanishing into the oblivion known as page 2.  

went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor and Hordak, Asterix and Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull and my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer, My Little Yellow Bird, a Surfer carrying a Union Jack clad Spice girl, a Pedigreed Siberian Hamster, the Cat in the Hat, a Windows for Workgroups 3.11 User Guide for Dummies, Zella's approval, a Syncronos action figure, a crazy form of alternative therapy and Kid Charlemagne, a copy of Illusions signed by Richard Bach, one bottle of Champagne, two plastic cups, a basic knowledge of intro calculus, the 9th rule of Ferengi Acquisition (Opportunity plus instinct equals profit), the entire back-catalog of Official Playstation Magazines and a scratchy old 45 by the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band, a list of important phonenumbers, phone numbers of people named Kathie, Mark, Donald, Jonathan, Luke, Darla, Donna, etc., a Chartreuse Microbus, several original Thingmaker sets and a lifetime supply of Plastic Goop, a tape measure, Ben Williams, loaned out to Coventry, a seven mile snake, a citrus inspecific tree, a blue apple laptop computer to play penguin board games and post away, and a penguin's post to keep threads from vanishing into the oblivion known as page 2, A Russian Dignitary.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor and Hordak, Asterix and Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull and my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer, My Little Yellow Bird, a Surfer carrying a Union Jack clad Spice girl, a Pedigreed Siberian Hamster, the Cat in the Hat, a Windows for Workgroups 3.11 User Guide for Dummies, Zella's approval, a Syncronos action figure, a crazy form of alternative therapy and Kid Charlemagne, a copy of Illusions signed by Richard Bach, one bottle of Champagne, two plastic cups, a basic knowledge of intro calculus, the 9th rule of Ferengi Acquisition (Opportunity plus instinct equals profit), the entire back-catalog of Official Playstation Magazines and a scratchy old 45 by the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band, a list of important phonenumbers, phone numbers of people named Kathie, Mark, Donald, Jonathan, Luke, Darla, Donna, etc., a Chartreuse Microbus, several original Thingmaker sets and a lifetime supply of Plastic Goop, a tape measure, Ben Williams, loaned out to Coventry, a seven mile snake, a citrus inspecific tree, a blue apple laptop computer to play penguin board games and post away, and a penguin's post to keep threads from vanishing into the oblivion known as page 2, a Russian Dignitary and a smashed backhoe.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor and Hordak, Asterix and Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull and my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer, My Little Yellow Bird, a Surfer carrying a Union Jack clad Spice girl, a Pedigreed Siberian Hamster, the Cat in the Hat, a Windows for Workgroups 3.11 User Guide for Dummies, Zella's approval, a Syncronos action figure, a crazy form of alternative therapy and Kid Charlemagne, a copy of Illusions signed by Richard Bach, one bottle of Champagne, two plastic cups, a basic knowledge of intro calculus, the 9th rule of Ferengi Acquisition (Opportunity plus instinct equals profit), the entire back-catalog of Official Playstation Magazines and a scratchy old 45 by the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band, a list of important phonenumbers, phone numbers of people named Kathie, Mark, Donald, Jonathan, Luke, Darla, Donna, etc., a Chartreuse Microbus, several original Thingmaker sets and a lifetime supply of Plastic Goop, a tape measure, Ben Williams, loaned out to Coventry, a seven mile snake, a citrus inspecific tree, a blue apple laptop computer to play penguin board games and post away, and a penguin's post to keep threads from vanishing into the oblivion known as page 2, a Russian Dignitary, a smashed backhoe and an unreliable server connection.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor and Hordak, Asterix and Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull and my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer, My Little Yellow Bird, a Surfer carrying a Union Jack clad Spice girl, a Pedigreed Siberian Hamster, the Cat in the Hat, a Windows for Workgroups 3.11 User Guide for Dummies, Zella's approval, a Syncronos action figure, a crazy form of alternative therapy and Kid Charlemagne, a copy of Illusions signed by Richard Bach, one bottle of Champagne, two plastic cups, a basic knowledge of intro calculus, the 9th rule of Ferengi Acquisition (Opportunity plus instinct equals profit), the entire back-catalog of Official Playstation Magazines and a scratchy old 45 by the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band, a list of important phonenumbers, phone numbers of people named Kathie, Mark, Donald, Jonathan, Luke, Darla, Donna, etc., a Chartreuse Microbus, several original Thingmaker sets and a lifetime supply of Plastic Goop, a tape measure, Ben Williams, loaned out to Coventry, a seven mile snake, a citrus inspecific tree, a blue apple laptop computer to play penguin board games and post away, and a penguin's post to keep threads from vanishing into the oblivion known as page 2, a Russian Dignitary, a smashed backhoe, an unreliable server connection and Diary of a Mad Teenager.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor and Hordak, Asterix and Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull and my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer, My Little Yellow Bird, a Surfer carrying a Union Jack clad Spice girl, a Pedigreed Siberian Hamster, the Cat in the Hat, a Windows for Workgroups 3.11 User Guide for Dummies, Zella's approval, a Syncronos action figure, a crazy form of alternative therapy and Kid Charlemagne, a copy of Illusions signed by Richard Bach, one bottle of Champagne, two plastic cups, a basic knowledge of intro calculus, the 9th rule of Ferengi Acquisition (Opportunity plus instinct equals profit), the entire back-catalog of Official Playstation Magazines and a scratchy old 45 by the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band, a list of important phonenumbers, phone numbers of people named Kathie, Mark, Donald, Jonathan, Luke, Darla, Donna, etc., a Chartreuse Microbus, several original Thingmaker sets and a lifetime supply of Plastic Goop, a tape measure, Ben Williams, loaned out to Coventry, a seven mile snake, a citrus inspecific tree, a blue apple laptop computer to play penguin board games and post away, and a penguin's post to keep threads from vanishing into the oblivion known as page 2, a Russian Dignitary, a smashed backhoe, an unreliable server connection, diary of a mad teenager, and a fire truck.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor and Hordak, Asterix and Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull and my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer, My Little Yellow Bird, a Surfer carrying a Union Jack clad Spice girl, a Pedigreed Siberian Hamster, the Cat in the Hat, a Windows for Workgroups 3.11 User Guide for Dummies, Zella's approval, a Syncronos action figure, a crazy form of alternative therapy and Kid Charlemagne, a copy of Illusions signed by Richard Bach, one bottle of Champagne, two plastic cups, a basic knowledge of intro calculus, the 9th rule of Ferengi Acquisition (Opportunity plus instinct equals profit), the entire back-catalog of Official Playstation Magazines and a scratchy old 45 by the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band, a list of important phonenumbers, phone numbers of people named Kathie, Mark, Donald, Jonathan, Luke, Darla, Donna, etc., a Chartreuse Microbus, several original Thingmaker sets and a lifetime supply of Plastic Goop, a tape measure, Ben Williams, loaned out to Coventry, a seven mile snake, a citrus inspecific tree, a blue apple laptop computer to play penguin board games and post away, and a penguin's post to keep threads from vanishing into the oblivion known as page 2, a Russian Dignitary, a smashed backhoe, an unreliable server connection, diary of a mad teenager, a fire truck and an original signature of Apollo C. Vermouth.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor and Hordak, Asterix and Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull and my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer, My Little Yellow Bird, a Surfer carrying a Union Jack clad Spice girl, a Pedigreed Siberian Hamster, the Cat in the Hat, a Windows for Workgroups 3.11 User Guide for Dummies, Zella's approval, a Syncronos action figure, a crazy form of alternative therapy and Kid Charlemagne, a copy of Illusions signed by Richard Bach, one bottle of Champagne, two plastic cups, a basic knowledge of intro calculus, the 9th rule of Ferengi Acquisition (Opportunity plus instinct equals profit), the entire back-catalog of Official Playstation Magazines and a scratchy old 45 by the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band, a list of important phonenumbers, phone numbers of people named Kathie, Mark, Donald, Jonathan, Luke, Darla, Donna, etc., a Chartreuse Microbus, several original Thingmaker sets and a lifetime supply of Plastic Goop, a tape measure, Ben Williams, loaned out to Coventry, a seven mile snake, a citrus inspecific tree, a blue apple laptop computer to play penguin board games and post away, and a penguin's post to keep threads from vanishing into the oblivion known as page 2, a Russian Dignitary, a smashed backhoe, an unreliable server connection, Diary of a Mad Teenager, a fire truck, an original signature of Apollo C. Vermouth and a soon-to-be-revealed secret.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor and Hordak, Asterix and Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull and my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer, My Little Yellow Bird, a Surfer carrying a Union Jack clad Spice girl, a Pedigreed Siberian Hamster, the Cat in the Hat, a Windows for Workgroups 3.11 User Guide for Dummies, Zella's approval, a Syncronos action figure, a crazy form of alternative therapy and Kid Charlemagne, a copy of Illusions signed by Richard Bach, one bottle of Champagne, two plastic cups, a basic knowledge of intro calculus, the 9th rule of Ferengi Acquisition (Opportunity plus instinct equals profit), the entire back-catalog of Official Playstation Magazines and a scratchy old 45 by the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band, a list of important phonenumbers, phone numbers of people named Kathie, Mark, Donald, Jonathan, Luke, Darla, Donna, etc., a Chartreuse Microbus, several original Thingmaker sets and a lifetime supply of Plastic Goop, a tape measure, Ben Williams, loaned out to Coventry, a seven mile snake, a citrus inspecific tree, a blue apple laptop computer to play penguin board games and post away, and a penguin's post to keep threads from vanishing into the oblivion known as page 2, a Russian Dignitary, a smashed backhoe, an unreliable server connection, Diary of a Mad Teenager, a fire truck, an original signature of Apollo C. Vermouth, a soon-to-be-revealed secret and a phonecard that never runs out of minutes.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor and Hordak, Asterix and Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull and my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer, My Little Yellow Bird, a Surfer carrying a Union Jack clad Spice girl, a Pedigreed Siberian Hamster, the Cat in the Hat, a Windows for Workgroups 3.11 User Guide for Dummies, Zella's approval, a Syncronos action figure, a crazy form of alternative therapy and Kid Charlemagne, a copy of Illusions signed by Richard Bach, one bottle of Champagne, two plastic cups, a basic knowledge of intro calculus, the 9th rule of Ferengi Acquisition (Opportunity plus instinct equals profit), the entire back-catalog of Official Playstation Magazines and a scratchy old 45 by the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band, a list of important phonenumbers, phone numbers of people named Kathie, Mark, Donald, Jonathan, Luke, Darla, Donna, etc., a Chartreuse Microbus, several original Thingmaker sets and a lifetime supply of Plastic Goop, a tape measure, Ben Williams, loaned out to Coventry, a seven mile snake, a citrus inspecific tree, a blue apple laptop computer to play penguin board games and post away, and a penguin's post to keep threads from vanishing into the oblivion known as page 2, a Russian Dignitary, a smashed backhoe, an unreliable server connection, Diary of a Mad Teenager, a fire truck, an original signature of Apollo C. Vermouth, a soon-to-be-revealed secret, a phonecard that never runs out of minutes, and a Trac-Fone cell phone that never runs out of minutes.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor and Hordak, Asterix and Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull and my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer, My Little Yellow Bird, a Surfer carrying a Union Jack clad Spice girl, a Pedigreed Siberian Hamster, the Cat in the Hat, a Windows for Workgroups 3.11 User Guide for Dummies, Zella's approval, a Syncronos action figure, a crazy form of alternative therapy and Kid Charlemagne, a copy of Illusions signed by Richard Bach, one bottle of Champagne, two plastic cups, a basic knowledge of intro calculus, the 9th rule of Ferengi Acquisition (Opportunity plus instinct equals profit), the entire back-catalog of Official Playstation Magazines and a scratchy old 45 by the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band, a list of important phonenumbers, phone numbers of people named Kathie, Mark, Donald, Jonathan, Luke, Darla, Donna, etc., a Chartreuse Microbus, several original Thingmaker sets and a lifetime supply of Plastic Goop, a tape measure, Ben Williams, loaned out to Coventry, a seven mile snake, a citrus inspecific tree, a blue apple laptop computer to play penguin board games and post away, and a penguin's post to keep threads from vanishing into the oblivion known as page 2, a Russian Dignitary, a smashed backhoe, an unreliable server connection, Diary of a Mad Teenager, a fire truck, an original signature of Apollo C. Vermouth, a soon-to-be-revealed secret, a phonecard that never runs out of minutes, a Trac-Fone cell phone that never runs out of minutes and a gondola ride.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor and Hordak, Asterix and Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull and my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer, My Little Yellow Bird, a Surfer carrying a Union Jack clad Spice girl, a Pedigreed Siberian Hamster, the Cat in the Hat, a Windows for Workgroups 3.11 User Guide for Dummies, Zella's approval, a Syncronos action figure, a crazy form of alternative therapy and Kid Charlemagne, a copy of Illusions signed by Richard Bach, one bottle of Champagne, two plastic cups, a basic knowledge of intro calculus, the 9th rule of Ferengi Acquisition (Opportunity plus instinct equals profit), the entire back-catalog of Official Playstation Magazines and a scratchy old 45 by the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band, a list of important phonenumbers, phone numbers of people named Kathie, Mark, Donald, Jonathan, Luke, Darla, Donna, etc., a Chartreuse Microbus, several original Thingmaker sets and a lifetime supply of Plastic Goop, a tape measure, Ben Williams, loaned out to Coventry, a seven mile snake, a citrus inspecific tree, a blue apple laptop computer to play penguin board games and post away, a penguin's post to keep threads from vanishing into the oblivion known as page 2, a Russian Dignitary, a smashed backhoe, an unreliable server connection, Diary of a Mad Teenager, a fire truck, an original signature of Apollo C. Vermouth, a soon-to-be-revealed secret, a phonecard that never runs out of minutes, a Trac-Fone cell phone that never runs out of minutes, a gondola ride and an ice scraper.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor and Hordak, Asterix and Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull and my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer, My Little Yellow Bird, a Surfer carrying a Union Jack clad Spice girl, a Pedigreed Siberian Hamster, the Cat in the Hat, a Windows for Workgroups 3.11 User Guide for Dummies, Zella's approval, a Syncronos action figure, a crazy form of alternative therapy and Kid Charlemagne, a copy of Illusions signed by Richard Bach, one bottle of Champagne, two plastic cups, a basic knowledge of intro calculus, the 9th rule of Ferengi Acquisition (Opportunity plus instinct equals profit), the entire back-catalog of Official Playstation Magazines and a scratchy old 45 by the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band, a list of important phonenumbers, phone numbers of people named Kathie, Mark, Donald, Jonathan, Luke, Darla, Donna, etc., a Chartreuse Microbus, several original Thingmaker sets and a lifetime supply of Plastic Goop, a tape measure, Ben Williams, loaned out to Coventry, a seven mile snake, a citrus inspecific tree, a blue apple laptop computer to play penguin board games and post away, a penguin's post to keep threads from vanishing into the oblivion known as page 2, a Russian Dignitary, a smashed backhoe, an unreliable server connection, Diary of a Mad Teenager, a fire truck, an original signature of Apollo C. Vermouth, a soon-to-be-revealed secret, a phonecard that never runs out of minutes, a Trac-Fone cell phone that never runs out of minutes, a gondola ride, an ice scraper and the Bee Gees.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor and Hordak, Asterix and Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull and my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer, My Little Yellow Bird, a Surfer carrying a Union Jack clad Spice girl, a Pedigreed Siberian Hamster, the Cat in the Hat, a Windows for Workgroups 3.11 User Guide for Dummies, Zella's approval, a Syncronos action figure, a crazy form of alternative therapy and Kid Charlemagne, a copy of Illusions signed by Richard Bach, one bottle of Champagne, two plastic cups, a basic knowledge of intro calculus, the 9th rule of Ferengi Acquisition (Opportunity plus instinct equals profit), the entire back-catalog of Official Playstation Magazines and a scratchy old 45 by the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band, a list of important phonenumbers, phone numbers of people named Kathie, Mark, Donald, Jonathan, Luke, Darla, Donna, etc., a Chartreuse Microbus, several original Thingmaker sets and a lifetime supply of Plastic Goop, a tape measure, Ben Williams, loaned out to Coventry, a seven mile snake, a citrus inspecific tree, a blue apple laptop computer to play penguin board games and post away, a penguin's post to keep threads from vanishing into the oblivion known as page 2, a Russian Dignitary, a smashed backhoe, an unreliable server connection, Diary of a Mad Teenager, a fire truck, an original signature of Apollo C. Vermouth, a soon-to-be-revealed secret, a phonecard that never runs out of minutes, a Trac-Fone cell phone that never runs out of minutes, a gondola ride, an ice scraper and the Bee Gees, and Charles Stanley's "Attitudes".  
 

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor and Hordak, Asterix and Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull and my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer, My Little Yellow Bird, a Surfer carrying a Union Jack clad Spice girl, a Pedigreed Siberian Hamster, the Cat in the Hat, a Windows for Workgroups 3.11 User Guide for Dummies, Zella's approval, a Syncronos action figure, a crazy form of alternative therapy and Kid Charlemagne, a copy of Illusions signed by Richard Bach, one bottle of Champagne, two plastic cups, a basic knowledge of intro calculus, the 9th rule of Ferengi Acquisition (Opportunity plus instinct equals profit), the entire back-catalog of Official Playstation Magazines and a scratchy old 45 by the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band, a list of important phonenumbers, phone numbers of people named Kathie, Mark, Donald, Jonathan, Luke, Darla, Donna, etc., a Chartreuse Microbus, several original Thingmaker sets and a lifetime supply of Plastic Goop, a tape measure, Ben Williams, loaned out to Coventry, a seven mile snake, a citrus inspecific tree, a blue apple laptop computer to play penguin board games and post away, a penguin's post to keep threads from vanishing into the oblivion known as page 2, a Russian Dignitary, a smashed backhoe, an unreliable server connection, Diary of a Mad Teenager, a fire truck, an original signature of Apollo C. Vermouth, a soon-to-be-revealed secret, a phonecard that never runs out of minutes, a Trac-Fone cell phone that never runs out of minutes, a gondola ride, an ice scraper and the Bee Gees, Charles Stanley's "Attitudes", and a Custom Machine.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor and Hordak, Asterix and Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull and my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer, My Little Yellow Bird, a Surfer carrying a Union Jack clad Spice girl, a Pedigreed Siberian Hamster, the Cat in the Hat, a Windows for Workgroups 3.11 User Guide for Dummies, Zella's approval, a Syncronos action figure, a crazy form of alternative therapy and Kid Charlemagne, a copy of Illusions signed by Richard Bach, one bottle of Champagne, two plastic cups, a basic knowledge of intro calculus, the 9th rule of Ferengi Acquisition (Opportunity plus instinct equals profit), the entire back-catalog of Official Playstation Magazines and a scratchy old 45 by the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band, a list of important phonenumbers, phone numbers of people named Kathie, Mark, Donald, Jonathan, Luke, Darla, Donna, etc., a Chartreuse Microbus, several original Thingmaker sets and a lifetime supply of Plastic Goop, a tape measure, Ben Williams, loaned out to Coventry, a seven mile snake, a citrus inspecific tree, a blue apple laptop computer to play penguin board games and post away, a penguin's post to keep threads from vanishing into the oblivion known as page 2, a Russian Dignitary, a smashed backhoe, an unreliable server connection, Diary of a Mad Teenager, a fire truck, an original signature of Apollo C. Vermouth, a soon-to-be-revealed secret, a phonecard that never runs out of minutes, a Trac-Fone cell phone that never runs out of minutes, a gondola ride, an ice scraper, the Bee Gees, Charles Stanley's "Attitudes",  a Custom Machine, and a pair of silver briefs belonging to one of the seniors on the Fort Wayne Luers High School cheerleadering team.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor and Hordak, Asterix and Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull and my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer, My Little Yellow Bird, a Surfer carrying a Union Jack clad Spice girl, a Pedigreed Siberian Hamster, the Cat in the Hat, a Windows for Workgroups 3.11 User Guide for Dummies, Zella's approval, a Syncronos action figure, a crazy form of alternative therapy and Kid Charlemagne, a copy of Illusions signed by Richard Bach, one bottle of Champagne, two plastic cups, a basic knowledge of intro calculus, the 9th rule of Ferengi Acquisition (Opportunity plus instinct equals profit), the entire back-catalog of Official Playstation Magazines and a scratchy old 45 by the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band, a list of important phonenumbers, phone numbers of people named Kathie, Mark, Donald, Jonathan, Luke, Darla, Donna, etc., a Chartreuse Microbus, several original Thingmaker sets and a lifetime supply of Plastic Goop, a tape measure, Ben Williams, loaned out to Coventry, a seven mile snake, a citrus inspecific tree, a blue apple laptop computer to play penguin board games and post away, a penguin's post to keep threads from vanishing into the oblivion known as page 2, a Russian Dignitary, a smashed backhoe, an unreliable server connection, Diary of a Mad Teenager, a fire truck, an original signature of Apollo C. Vermouth, a soon-to-be-revealed secret, a phonecard that never runs out of minutes, a Trac-Fone cell phone that never runs out of minutes, a gondola ride, an ice scraper, the Bee Gees, Charles Stanley's "Attitudes",  a Custom Machine, a pair of silver briefs belonging to one of the seniors on the Fort Wayne Luers High School cheerleadering team, and an R/C plane with a tiny camera.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor and Hordak, Asterix and Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull and my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer, My Little Yellow Bird, a Surfer carrying a Union Jack clad Spice girl, a Pedigreed Siberian Hamster, the Cat in the Hat, a Windows for Workgroups 3.11 User Guide for Dummies, Zella's approval, a Syncronos action figure, a crazy form of alternative therapy and Kid Charlemagne, a copy of Illusions signed by Richard Bach, one bottle of Champagne, two plastic cups, a basic knowledge of intro calculus, the 9th rule of Ferengi Acquisition (Opportunity plus instinct equals profit), the entire back-catalog of Official Playstation Magazines and a scratchy old 45 by the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band, a list of important phonenumbers, phone numbers of people named Kathie, Mark, Donald, Jonathan, Luke, Darla, Donna, etc., a Chartreuse Microbus, several original Thingmaker sets and a lifetime supply of Plastic Goop, a tape measure, Ben Williams, loaned out to Coventry, a seven mile snake, a citrus inspecific tree, a blue apple laptop computer to play penguin board games and post away, a penguin's post to keep threads from vanishing into the oblivion known as page 2, a Russian Dignitary, a smashed backhoe, an unreliable server connection, Diary of a Mad Teenager, a fire truck, an original signature of Apollo C. Vermouth, a soon-to-be-revealed secret, a phonecard that never runs out of minutes, a Trac-Fone cell phone that never runs out of minutes, a gondola ride, an ice scraper, the Bee Gees, Charles Stanley's "Attitudes",  a Custom Machine, a pair of silver briefs belonging to one of the seniors on the Fort Wayne Luers High School cheerleading team, a Remote Control plane with a tiny camera and Winston Churchill's Golf Bag.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor and Hordak, Asterix and Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull and my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer, My Little Yellow Bird, a Surfer carrying a Union Jack clad Spice girl, a Pedigreed Siberian Hamster, the Cat in the Hat, a Windows for Workgroups 3.11 User Guide for Dummies, Zella's approval, a Syncronos action figure, a crazy form of alternative therapy and Kid Charlemagne, a copy of Illusions signed by Richard Bach, one bottle of Champagne, two plastic cups, a basic knowledge of intro calculus, the 9th rule of Ferengi Acquisition (Opportunity plus instinct equals profit), the entire back-catalog of Official Playstation Magazines and a scratchy old 45 by the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band, a list of important phonenumbers, phone numbers of people named Kathie, Mark, Donald, Jonathan, Luke, Darla, Donna, etc., a Chartreuse Microbus, several original Thingmaker sets and a lifetime supply of Plastic Goop, a tape measure, Ben Williams, loaned out to Coventry, a seven mile snake, a citrus inspecific tree, a blue apple laptop computer to play penguin board games and post away, a penguin's post to keep threads from vanishing into the oblivion known as page 2, a Russian Dignitary, a smashed backhoe, an unreliable server connection, Diary of a Mad Teenager, a fire truck, an original signature of Apollo C. Vermouth, a soon-to-be-revealed secret, a phonecard that never runs out of minutes, a Trac-Fone cell phone that never runs out of minutes, a gondola ride, an ice scraper, the Bee Gees, Charles Stanley's "Attitudes",  a Custom Machine, a pair of silver briefs belonging to one of the seniors on the Fort Wayne Luers High School cheerleading team, a Remote Control plane with a tiny camera, Winston Churchill's Golf Bag and Bobo, so he doesn't miss out on the fun.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor and Hordak, Asterix and Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull and my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer, My Little Yellow Bird, a Surfer carrying a Union Jack clad Spice girl, a Pedigreed Siberian Hamster, the Cat in the Hat, a Windows for Workgroups 3.11 User Guide for Dummies, Zella's approval, a Syncronos action figure, a crazy form of alternative therapy and Kid Charlemagne, a copy of Illusions signed by Richard Bach, one bottle of Champagne, two plastic cups, a basic knowledge of intro calculus, the 9th rule of Ferengi Acquisition (Opportunity plus instinct equals profit), the entire back-catalog of Official Playstation Magazines and a scratchy old 45 by the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band, a list of important phonenumbers, phone numbers of people named Kathie, Mark, Donald, Jonathan, Luke, Darla, Donna, etc., a Chartreuse Microbus, several original Thingmaker sets and a lifetime supply of Plastic Goop, a tape measure, Ben Williams, loaned out to Coventry, a seven mile snake, a citrus inspecific tree, a blue apple laptop computer to play penguin board games and post away, a penguin's post to keep threads from vanishing into the oblivion known as page 2, a Russian Dignitary, a smashed backhoe, an unreliable server connection, Diary of a Mad Teenager, a fire truck, an original signature of Apollo C. Vermouth, a soon-to-be-revealed secret, a phonecard that never runs out of minutes, a Trac-Fone cell phone that never runs out of minutes, a gondola ride, an ice scraper, the Bee Gees, Charles Stanley's "Attitudes",  a Custom Machine, a pair of silver briefs belonging to one of the seniors on the Fort Wayne Luers High School cheerleading team, a Remote Control plane with a tiny camera, Winston Churchill's Golf Bag, Bobo, so he doesn't miss out on the fun and Angus MacGyver, just in case...

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor and Hordak, Asterix and Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull and my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer, My Little Yellow Bird, a Surfer carrying a Union Jack clad Spice girl, a Pedigreed Siberian Hamster, the Cat in the Hat, a Windows for Workgroups 3.11 User Guide for Dummies, Zella's approval, a Syncronos action figure, a crazy form of alternative therapy and Kid Charlemagne, a copy of Illusions signed by Richard Bach, one bottle of Champagne, two plastic cups, a basic knowledge of intro calculus, the 9th rule of Ferengi Acquisition (Opportunity plus instinct equals profit), the entire back-catalog of Official Playstation Magazines and a scratchy old 45 by the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band, a list of important phonenumbers, phone numbers of people named Kathie, Mark, Donald, Jonathan, Luke, Darla, Donna, etc., a Chartreuse Microbus, several original Thingmaker sets and a lifetime supply of Plastic Goop, a tape measure, Ben Williams, loaned out to Coventry, a seven mile snake, a citrus inspecific tree, a blue apple laptop computer to play penguin board games and post away, a penguin's post to keep threads from vanishing into the oblivion known as page 2, a Russian Dignitary, a smashed backhoe, an unreliable server connection, Diary of a Mad Teenager, a fire truck, an original signature of Apollo C. Vermouth, a soon-to-be-revealed secret, a phonecard that never runs out of minutes, a Trac-Fone cell phone that never runs out of minutes, a gondola ride, an ice scraper, the Bee Gees, Charles Stanley's "Attitudes",  a Custom Machine, a pair of silver briefs belonging to one of the seniors on the Fort Wayne Luers High School cheerleading team, a Remote Control plane with a tiny camera, Winston Churchill's Golf Bag, Bobo, so he doesn't miss out on the fun, Angus MacGyver, just in case and a special birthday present.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor and Hordak, Asterix and Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull and my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer, My Little Yellow Bird, a Surfer carrying a Union Jack clad Spice girl, a Pedigreed Siberian Hamster, the Cat in the Hat, a Windows for Workgroups 3.11 User Guide for Dummies, Zella's approval, a Syncronos action figure, a crazy form of alternative therapy and Kid Charlemagne, a copy of Illusions signed by Richard Bach, one bottle of Champagne, two plastic cups, a basic knowledge of intro calculus, the 9th rule of Ferengi Acquisition (Opportunity plus instinct equals profit), the entire back-catalog of Official Playstation Magazines and a scratchy old 45 by the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band, a list of important phonenumbers, phone numbers of people named Kathie, Mark, Donald, Jonathan, Luke, Darla, Donna, etc., a Chartreuse Microbus, several original Thingmaker sets and a lifetime supply of Plastic Goop, a tape measure, Ben Williams, loaned out to Coventry, a seven mile snake, a citrus inspecific tree, a blue apple laptop computer to play penguin board games and post away, a penguin's post to keep threads from vanishing into the oblivion known as page 2, a Russian Dignitary, a smashed backhoe, an unreliable server connection, Diary of a Mad Teenager, a fire truck, an original signature of Apollo C. Vermouth, a soon-to-be-revealed secret, a phonecard that never runs out of minutes, a Trac-Fone cell phone that never runs out of minutes, a gondola ride, an ice scraper, the Bee Gees, Charles Stanley's "Attitudes",  a Custom Machine, a pair of silver briefs belonging to one of the seniors on the Fort Wayne Luers High School cheerleading team, a Remote Control plane with a tiny camera, Winston Churchill's Golf Bag, Bobo, so he doesn't miss out on the fun, Angus MacGyver, just in case, a special birthday case, and a set of Russian Dolls, for no reason.

I went to the picnic with an orange cone, a blue ball, a penguin, a pickle, an axe in the head, a jart, a Klingon, a crowbar, a feather duster, a male stripper, a transexual,  a dominatrix, the pug from Men In Black II, an albino named Ralph, some dykes on bikes, a Mars Bar, a Dixie chick, Cliff Richard, some ice, The Queen's Stamp Collection, a bottle of beer, a subscription to George magazine, a conch shell, a Unicycle, a Mel Gibson tattoo, two southern sisters, a light bulb, a Mystery Woman, a mooseman, a crate of Coke, a bottle of Jack, a lie-detector machine, too much time on my hands, nothing on, a raw turkey, a turkey baster, a couple of good looking guys, tons of money, Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles, another woman for the two guys to go with the Mystery Woman, the Stanford Marching Band, a Harley, three blunt toothpicks, a marital aid, a battery re-charger, a blow-up sex doll, a plastic dinosaur, that one really cute girl from She Spies, Roy Scheider, Jaws, a paperback copy of "My Secret Garden", a cold Duff, a candle, 10 Rolling Stones' albums, a splitting headache, a cask of lambrusco, Zella, a Four Leaf Clover, Crazy Don, the Holy Grail, 25 Beatles CDs, a CD player, Zuzu's petals, some seaweed soup, Heather Graham's thong, Mike Myers' Bug and six cases of Nyquil, Bob Lamey, Mini-Me, a 40-oz of Jose Cuervo's tequila, a bevy of bathing beauties, plumes and ice, a rubber chicken, the head of Saddam Hussein, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a Potter's Wheel, a partridge in a pear tree with a Grendle in it, Yoko Ono, a Two-Piece Feed from KFC, everyone that sang "We Are The World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas", the twins, a soccer ball, a Best of John Prine cassette, the Daughters of the American Revolution, and the Cat Stevens 4 CD box set, a VCR and my favorite movies, a power plant to run the electrical gizmos, a harpsichord, a hangnail, lebeiw15, a pink elephant, Vanna White, the three geeks from "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", Barnabus Collins, the Wiccan in the fuchsia mini, the chick in SuperFreak's sig line, Osama bin Laden's voice, Mira Sorvino - the future mother of my children, Homer Simpson, Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies, a rubber ring to sit on, The Rockettes, an issue of The National Enquirer containing three separate Elvis sightings, a snowman which humidity built, 2 litres of Pepsi, a punk hairstyle, some Spam, Green Eggs and Ham, Hairspray's Rules for Posting, a hangover from drinking with Jonman, 16 assorted smilies, "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khyaam", a long silence between posts, Penny and Steve from "As Time Goes By", the Raquel Welch air pillow, and some incense and patchouli, some peppermints, a flock of lemmings, A Flock of Seagulls, Bill O'Reilly, Cosmo Kramer, twelve 8 X 10 color glossies with circles and arrows on the back of each one telling what each one was, 600 Trojans, a copy of Metal Machine Music, the Bass-o-Matic, a "Get out of jail free" card, Benny & The Jets, a bowl of Lucky Charms and some ice cold milk, a clandestine RiceCube, a lovely lady and her SuperFreak girlfriend, a dozen dancing eggs, a Mr. E. Guest, some Gas-X, a donkey, my battery-powered model of Thunderbird Four, a seven mile snake, He-Man, the decapitated scalp of Jayne Mansfield, five half-off coupons for counseling sessions for Indy, Lakers' season tickets for the sports hating Zella, two pairs of boxing gloves, two tickets to the next Ashes test in the unmentionable summer sport, an intercepted touchdown pass, Brooke from The Bachelor since she was free for a date, some chopped liver, Rachel Green's sisters, a Cornish pasty, Duro Super Glue, a Hockey Puck signed by Wayne Gretzky, Don Rickles, a two gallon jar of pickles, a crate of Glucatrol, a case of coffee-flavoured Ensure, Neil Diamond's 'Store-Bought Woman', a karaoke machine, bootlegged copies of Elvis' last concert at Market Square Arena, the left-going Zax and the right-going Zax, green eggs and ham, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, some grickle grass, some star-bellied sneetches, the Whoville roast beast, many mumbling mice making midnight music in the moonlight mighty nice, another Ben Davis High School championship trophy, fried Parramatta Eels, a request to Thunder Vamp 9, a ticket stub for the Beatles concert at Candlestick Park, Chick McGee, K-Tel's Collection of the World's 100 Greatest Knob Songs, 3 Banasy sightings, the key to Crazy Don's basement, Selsun Blue, my own Private Idaho, the Indianapolis Marion County Public Library, two cans of Aqua Net, a can of Whupa**, a package of soap cookies, Elton John's glasses collection, a pair of thigh-high leather boots, a bag of dollar bills, a bag of donuts, and a box of Trix, a silly Rabbi, a red thing, a green thing, a 'swell' feeling, a glass endekahedron, a roll of left-handed toilet paper and 35 ticket stubs, a one eyed dog, an estimate of how much longer this thread can be added to without producing an "error message," a copy of the Monty Python movie the Meaning of Life, the Game of Life to see if the movie checks out, a slow server connection, the mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland, the complete set of 1972 National Geographic magazines, a secret, a gaggle of eager women willing to do it with me, a bucket of cold water to wake Crazy Don up from the obvious DREAM he's having, a dizzy kitty, the AFLAC duck and the Snuggle bear, the Snuggle porcupine locked in a to-the-death embrace and a Guinea Pig named Gaverigan, a nightmare before christmas, Skeletor and Hordak, Asterix and Oubelix, Tin-Tin, a can of Red Bull and my Swiss army knife, six cases of Scaryfast diet drink, an Alka-Seltzer, My Little Yellow Bird, a Surfer carrying a Union Jack clad Spice girl, a Pedigreed Siberian Hamster, the Cat in the Hat, a Windows for Workgroups 3.11 User Guide for Dummies, Zella's approval, a Syncronos action figure, a crazy form of alternative therapy and Kid Charlemagne, a copy of Illusions signed by Richard Bach, one bottle of Champagne, two plastic cups, a basic knowledge of intro calculus, the 9th rule of Ferengi Acquisition (Opportunity plus instinct equals profit), the entire back-catalog of Official Playstation Magazines and a scratchy old 45 by the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band, a list of important phonenumbers, phone numbers of people named Kathie, Mark, Donald, Jonathan, Luke, Darla, Donna, etc., a Chartreuse Microbus, several original Thingmaker sets and a lifetime supply of Plastic Goop, a tape measure, Ben Williams, loaned out to Coventry, a seven mile snake, a citrus inspecific tree, a blue apple laptop computer to play penguin board games and post away, a penguin's post to keep threads from vanishing into the oblivion known as page 2, a Russian Dignitary, a smashed backhoe, an unreliable server connection, Diary of a Mad Teenager, a fire truck, an original signature of Apollo C. Vermouth, a soon-to-be-revealed secret, a phonecard that never runs out of minutes, a Trac-Fone cell phone that never runs out of minutes, a gondola ride, an ice scraper, the Bee Gees, Charles Stanley's "Attitudes",  a Custom Machine, a pair of silver briefs belonging to one of the seniors on the Fort Wayne Luers High School cheerleading team, a Remote Control plane with a tiny camera, Winston Churchill's Golf Bag, Bobo, so he doesn't miss out on the fun, Angus MacGyver, just in case, a special birthday case, a set of Russian Dolls, for no reason and a pair of Faberge Eggs, one of which was damaged.

Hairspray, lock this thread.  It's getting too long.  I cannot submit any more entries.

This thread has been locked early due to the impossibility of anymore entries.

From now on....

When you do story threads, do not continually add repeated story information/copy and paste.

Simply move-on from point to point.

It is a terrible and needless waste of space and resources.